Meanwhile... Dolly Parton On Broadway | Costco's Hot Dog Is Safe | Sajak Spins His Last Wheel

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  • @freewave04
    @freewave04 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +356

    I’m so happy every time the show spotlights guest musicians. The band must be an absolute pleasure to play with.

    • @SurlyHannah
      @SurlyHannah 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      I think it's great! A big platform for guests, but we never hear the band because TH-cam is a b* about copyright

    • @Ben-311
      @Ben-311 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Agree!!

    • @fionamackie3357
      @fionamackie3357 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Totally ❤

    • @derrickstorm6976
      @derrickstorm6976 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@SurlyHannahwhat do you meannnn they post probably every visiting artist/band's performances

    • @ggjohnson5754
      @ggjohnson5754 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Heard them being led by John Baptiste...amazing and tight. Best live experience in a very long time!

  • @vindiesel1469
    @vindiesel1469 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +588

    Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities, has the power to make you commit atrocities. ~Voltaire

    • @sevenprovinces
      @sevenprovinces 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      Not even death can make me stop believing in David Bowie!
      Okay, maybe more an oddity than an absurdity.

    • @personalmail423
      @personalmail423 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂remember when Trump toldo them to use Clorox to cure themselves, just a few did it, ve honest, they know it but they're the same

    • @ManMountainMetals
      @ManMountainMetals 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      This must be about the 1.50 hot 🌭 dog.😂

    • @Kenny49ERS
      @Kenny49ERS 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Cool

    • @nunyanunya4147
      @nunyanunya4147 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      rebellion from college down i see.

  • @richardmiller9883
    @richardmiller9883 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +238

    C'mon, Steven, "Phantom of the Opry" was right there.

    • @brandonguthrie6511
      @brandonguthrie6511 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      Damn, that's a much better joke.

    • @jefolson6989
      @jefolson6989 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      It sure was. It was the logical punch to that joke. Maybe the writers misses it. I want to think Colbert just read it wrong.

    • @lw3269
      @lw3269 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      This comment deserves more likes

    • @stereoroid
      @stereoroid 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I bet Cats Stevens is looking forward to his Broadway crossover musical.

    • @DracoInduperator
      @DracoInduperator 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Or maybe Phantom of the Oprah?

  • @SizzleMoonSong
    @SizzleMoonSong 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +224

    Obi Wan Kenobi - 'Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him?'

    • @situational.analysis
      @situational.analysis 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Answer B.

    • @Goldenhour24
      @Goldenhour24 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Excellent quote though the average Trumper won’t get it.

    • @ryanhiggins1902
      @ryanhiggins1902 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The Fool is most wise ;)
      🌟☝️😜

    • @MrDinkinflicka
      @MrDinkinflicka 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      If you haven't heard Primus The Fool. You should give it a listen.

    • @SizzleMoonSong
      @SizzleMoonSong 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@r.claymccullough890 "one could easy imagine you have very very frizzy hair from all the splitting of hairs you seem to do." ~ Sizzle Moon Song
      & yes you may quote me on that.
      Especially as neither of them actually said it - speech writers are rarely given the glory that those who actually spoke the words are. History is rarely fair or even accurately remembered.
      George Santayana wrote that "History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there".

  • @adriansperling5012
    @adriansperling5012 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +70

    In my head-cannon, Pat Sajak heard the words “right in the butt” and said, “that’s it, I’m done with this!” 😂

    • @carlbrown1121
      @carlbrown1121 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I was going to put something similar but thought, someone must have commented already! Glad I checked first😂

    • @SuperLeica1
      @SuperLeica1 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Maybe he meant it like "Rite in the butt", which would've been correct? IMO.

    • @MichaelBoyce-tm2vw
      @MichaelBoyce-tm2vw 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      THIS IS WHEEL OF FORTUNE!

  • @SizzleMoonSong
    @SizzleMoonSong 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +78

    That $1.50 Costco XL hotdog comes with a 16oz drink & one free refill included in the price.

    • @Kenny49ERS
      @Kenny49ERS 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      They both harm you, why should it be expensive

    • @brucemacmillan9581
      @brucemacmillan9581 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Even more reason to avoid it.

    • @SizzleMoonSong
      @SizzleMoonSong 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@Kenny49ERS costco actually looses money on the deal. And tofu is not nearly as good for you as you might think.
      & I eat maybe a total of 6 spread out over an entire year.

    • @oceanoflotion8630
      @oceanoflotion8630 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Thats impressive

    • @judibickford5306
      @judibickford5306 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      And it's delicious also.

  • @TheloniousCube
    @TheloniousCube 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

    "Goo goo g'joob" gave me serious Carson vibes. Kudos for the "yellow matter custard" (ad lib?)

    • @Mrgoofyoops
      @Mrgoofyoops 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      I dunno, do they drip it from a dead dog’s eye?

    • @tiki_trash
      @tiki_trash 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Now you've got me craving semolina pilchard.

  • @krisfrederick5001
    @krisfrederick5001 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    Stephen is quite the linguist. I don't know if I'm more impressed by his Chinese, German, Spanish or Borat 😂

  • @rhymeswithsomethingy4766
    @rhymeswithsomethingy4766 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +56

    The tallest skyscraper in the U.S. located at ground-zero for tornadoes and some of the strongest winds in the U.S.
    I can't imagine anything going wrong there.. I'm sure it's just a coincidence that Oklahoma is also one of the flattest places in America..🤷‍♂️
    Oh, and I forgot a boutique the increasing frequency and strength of earthquakes due to fracking 💁‍♂️

    • @jeremycurtis2334
      @jeremycurtis2334 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Yeah that was my thought too. The writers missed that cue

    • @ianmacfarlane1241
      @ianmacfarlane1241 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The Taipei Tower (Taipei 101) is built in an area famous for cyclones, typhoons, and tropical storms.
      Also, the area around the Burj Khalifa is extremely flat.
      Architects and engineers have been dealing with extreme weather for years.
      Of course, tornadoes are a different proposition, but I'm sure the builders are ready to face up to the challenge.

  • @showyceramics
    @showyceramics 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    As a Pottery Geek, I thoroughly enjoyed this opening!! keep up the amazing work

  • @truetexan2011
    @truetexan2011 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    I love how the word “topical” makes it into every single Meanwhile segment 😂

  • @salvatoreoddo-x9t
    @salvatoreoddo-x9t 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +64

    Hope the bees weren't harmed in any way.They temporarily swarm while looking for a new spot to set up a hive.

    • @jpdemer5
      @jpdemer5 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Housing is tight in NYC, no matter what your species.
      The city deals with this pretty often - they bring in a beekeeper to collect the bees, who eventually find work in an apiary.

    • @WillieWeed
      @WillieWeed 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@jpdemer5 Yes, they do. One of the coolest videos you can see on yt is beekeeper videos of them collecting a wild hive. In fact there is a very popular woman on here who does read well with her videos.

    • @susangreene9662
      @susangreene9662 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      All you need to do is find the queen and move her.

  • @birbluv9595
    @birbluv9595 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    I love how Stephen teaches us about how classic artforms and crafts are made- in one sentence of his Meanwhile intro.

  • @DeathByRabbit
    @DeathByRabbit 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    Now I can't get the image of Optimus Prime having a set of truck nuts flapping in the breeze. Thanks, Mr. Colbert.

  • @cherylnm888
    @cherylnm888 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

    OK , home of nonstop tornadoes. The tower of Doom.

    • @AtariEric
      @AtariEric 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      And it will only get worse.

    • @dianewilliams1125
      @dianewilliams1125 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      That was my first thought! Secondly who's paying for this?

  • @Unbreakable1986
    @Unbreakable1986 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    "Grandma, have you seen my 'Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds ice-cream'?"
    "Never mind that now, have you seen the dragon in the kitchen????"

    • @piratedragon4294
      @piratedragon4294 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Back in the Day, I MAY have known someone who kept "something" liquid in a blue food coloring vial in the freezer, for safekeeping. One day, a housemate came THIS CLOSE to using this liquid to make cookie icing for their church choir Xmas caroling party...
      Always kinda regretted stopping them...

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +128

    Let Dolly do whatever she wants.

    • @Kenny49ERS
      @Kenny49ERS 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Why?

    • @RS3isRealscape
      @RS3isRealscape 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      @@Kenny49ERS she is a LEGEND!

    • @tinkerstrade3553
      @tinkerstrade3553 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      ​@@Kenny49ERSThat lady is a class act. She has a great and abiding love for all mankind. She has done as much charitable work, and donates to many organizations.
      I won't even speak to the fact that she has the voice of an angel and the has millions of fans worldwide.
      I hope you were asking because you are from some remote land where you've never heard of her.

    • @HyperactiveNeuron
      @HyperactiveNeuron 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      This is the correct assessment

    • @gypsyvegan
      @gypsyvegan 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Amen 🙌🏼

  • @kosadolphe4978
    @kosadolphe4978 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

    As a person who once lived in OKC, I can say with certainty that the skyscraper will be a waste of money because it will never be fully occupied
    There is nothing lively in that city during weekdays, everything is dead by 9 PM and even on the weekends just couple lively clubs.

    • @squirrelnibbler19
      @squirrelnibbler19 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Yes, Seems like an odd time to be building a massive Burj Khalifa in OKC.

    • @robertaldaron8617
      @robertaldaron8617 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Developers, builders, and council members will profit from this, and the local taxpayers will be left with the empty, unusable shell.
      And then have to pay to demolish it.

    • @CollinMcLean
      @CollinMcLean 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I say this as someone from the Midwest who deeply loves it... Why? We have nothing to look at. People stand on a skyscraper in New York to see the city. You stand at the top of a skyscraper in the Midwest and you just see plains, plains, more plains, a wheat field, and the occasional cow that got loose...
      Setting aside they're building a very tall building in Tornado Alley...

    • @RobertJarecki
      @RobertJarecki 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@CollinMcLean I understand you have misgivings about this. But how are they going to locate those cows that occasionally get loose? Look across the flat plains standing in the bed of a pickup? Are they supposed to just wait for the cows to come home?
      I think it's a great opportunity to establish the *Oklahoma State Livestock Location Bureau* with 24/7 service.
      BTW, is it true that tornadoes can relocate cows?

    • @CollinMcLean
      @CollinMcLean 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@RobertJarecki If it's a powerful enough tornado they can indeed relocate cows.

  • @bettyswallocks6411
    @bettyswallocks6411 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Surely that should be “I’m Willie Nelson, The Phantom of the Opry”.

  • @AndrewBerube41
    @AndrewBerube41 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

    Now Sajak gets to be in those A.A.R.P. commercials

    • @Sammasambuddha
      @Sammasambuddha 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Hope he makes friends with Tom Selleck.

    • @DracoInduperator
      @DracoInduperator 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      My immediate thought was he was going to take over the Colonial Penn commercial.

  • @autumbreeze1129
    @autumbreeze1129 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    The Costco Hotdog story is surprisingly relevant to me at this time, as, almost a week to today, I visited Costco for the first time here in Australia.
    Was not expecting the variety of products on sale.
    I got over a kilo of Skippy Peanut Butter, almost 2 kilos of chocolate Nesquick, a 47 pack of Honeydew with Boba core Mochi, 2 kilos of Nutella and just over 400 grams of Skippy Peanut Butter and Strawberry Jelly.
    Looking forward to my next visit next month, if I'm honest.
    Saw lots of stuff I couldn't get last week that I'd still really like to get

    • @malcolmxxx86
      @malcolmxxx86 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      did you also get some free insulin shots...get raw freshly ground peanut butter if u have a store with that machine or just grind up bulk peanuts in a blender..no sugar or salt...are u feeding the whole neighborhood

    • @davidanderson_surrey_bc
      @davidanderson_surrey_bc 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You have a disturbingly narrow diet.

  • @markwatson7652
    @markwatson7652 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Those intros. Where the hell does that come from? Absolutely brilliant!

  • @overseastom
    @overseastom 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Oh snap, Fred Wesley?! House Party is one of my fave tunes ever, not to mention all the stuff he did with the JBs. What a legend.

  • @markcrume
    @markcrume 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    loved the MTA bit with the bees and the rat with a gun. thanks

  • @ioanazapp3481
    @ioanazapp3481 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 Fred Wesley! A legend!

  • @jamesritchie276
    @jamesritchie276 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Colbert has the best segues.
    "I'm like an umpire folks. Calling balls and calling strikes. And if you disagree with me, I will strike your balls."

  • @thaphreak
    @thaphreak 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Great, now i want a Costco hotdog, thanks Stephen!

    • @thaphreak
      @thaphreak 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      UPDATE: It was good, the chicken bake was better.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

    Said Pat Sajak: "Take this job, and stick it... 3:33 "

    • @tiki_trash
      @tiki_trash 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Maybe he told the producers to sit and spin?

    • @jstnsmutek
      @jstnsmutek 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@tiki_trash"Right in the butt"

  • @nicholasnugen3904
    @nicholasnugen3904 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Everytime I hope he messes up but the writers can't do it!!!! This guy is a serious pro. I've watched enough "meanwhiles" to know

  • @kerryrobinson9947
    @kerryrobinson9947 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Sajak AND Selleck will be pitching reverse mortgages. OY.

  • @napalmholocaust9093
    @napalmholocaust9093 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +121

    Swarms don't sting. No babies or honey to protect. As long as you don't flip out, it isn't a problem. They will leave once the scouts find a place.

    • @MicheleEngel
      @MicheleEngel 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Good to know! Thanks for the helpful PSA!😅

    • @DeathByRabbit
      @DeathByRabbit 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Good to know! Out of curiosity: Do you know if the queen is likely under that big blob? I can't imagine where else she would be if the entire hive is there.

    • @derrickstorm6976
      @derrickstorm6976 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Tell that to the average American, though

    • @TroIIingThemSoftly
      @TroIIingThemSoftly 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      They're _less likely_ to sting you, but that doesn't mean you can't be stung. Pretty sure anyone with an allergy should still avoid nomadic swarms of bees.

    • @randyj420
      @randyj420 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Easier said than done. I assume flip-out numbers are 100% when confronted with a swarm ;) As I understand it - they are often seen in trees and are in transition to a new spot.

  • @Lia-zw1ls7tz7o
    @Lia-zw1ls7tz7o 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    3:00 looking forward to hear all the new languages that will pop up in Oklahoma soon… 😉

  • @DedicatedSlaya
    @DedicatedSlaya 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Speaking of Wheel of Fortune, I can't get enough of that Clip, where Pat gets pissed off at the Contestants!!! 🤣👍

    • @oldschoolman1444
      @oldschoolman1444 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      The part of that I like best is the lady at the end saying " What? " 😅

    • @dianewilliams1125
      @dianewilliams1125 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      What?😂😂😂

  • @CoyoteJackson77
    @CoyoteJackson77 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Fred Wesley! you've gotta yell it like James B

  • @martajohnson4905
    @martajohnson4905 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I would love to see all the “Meanwhile” segments animated as a crazy cartoon!

    • @Drnaynay
      @Drnaynay 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yes!!! I've been begging for really good, quality fan art for the Intros!!

  • @dannyburleigh1
    @dannyburleigh1 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Those 7-11 Hotdog's are pretty cheap too,even in my VEGAS! And man they are AWESOME!!

  • @j10001
    @j10001 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “In addition to puddles of urine, a rat with a gun, and Optimus Prime flashing people, we are currently besieged by 100,000 bees…😊” 😂😂 Never a dull moment in the city

  • @erikaswanson7072
    @erikaswanson7072 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Funny that Stephen would mention zodiac license plates on the day Jake Gyllenhaal was there, as Jake was the movie Zodiac..

  • @carolakelleski7905
    @carolakelleski7905 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "Rite in th b" again😂😂😂😂

  • @lindamarchionyfrancis4437
    @lindamarchionyfrancis4437 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Swarms don't colonize, they're just resting while they find a home. Leave them alone and they won't hurt you

    • @Drnaynay
      @Drnaynay 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Kinda hard for people rushing up and down the stairs to the subway to just "leave them alone", no?

  • @MrBlockice22
    @MrBlockice22 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Hey "Meanwhile" Im no country music fan BUT I know Dolly. Remember that 9 to 5?!! My song & So beautiful!!

  • @rebeccajaneh7800
    @rebeccajaneh7800 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I’m also glad you got to play that wheel of Fortune clip again😂🎉

  • @Styphon
    @Styphon 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Which takes longer to digest?
    A Costco book?
    A Costco hotdog?
    🤔

  • @highnoon9333
    @highnoon9333 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "real goo goo goo joob" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @iowa89357
    @iowa89357 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Screw that hot dog, I WANT THE COSTCO BRAT BACK!!!!

    • @gasparinha
      @gasparinha 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They used to have Italian sausage, too, right? I remember getting peppers...

  • @vindiesel1469
    @vindiesel1469 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    Signs of a sociopath
    • behavior conflicting with social norms, repeatedly pushes the envelope into uncharted territory.
    • disregarding or violating the rights of others, insubordinate to any form of authority.
    • unconcerned in distinguishing between right and wrong.
    • inability to show remorse, for they have none, void of empathy.
    • tendency to lie often, repeatedly, automatically. Behaves in a risky, impulsive, dangerous manner.
    • extremely manipulative, exploits others without any care of who gets hurt.
    • no conscience or guilt, refusal to accept responsibility for their actions, claiming ownership in the success of others.

    • @SizzleMoonSong
      @SizzleMoonSong 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Maybe dictionaries will just start showing trump's mug shot next to the word for quick reference.

    • @dielaughing73
      @dielaughing73 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@SizzleMoonSong any of those grinning MAGA idiots would do just as well

    • @michaelkottler
      @michaelkottler 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      The two most salient behavioral characteristics of sociopaths are the perpetual assertion of dominance (stemming from a strong inherent sense of superiority and entitlement) and the manipulation of others for desired services, objects and social affect both of which are rooted, along w/all other aspects of sociopathy, in the disruption (usually during childhood) via severe trauma of normal emotional development resulting in either never developing empathy or disassociating from empathy as a self-defense mechanism. The absence of empathy coupled with poor impulse control (unlike psychopaths who are in terms of diagnosis clinically indistinguishable from sociopaths but who possess several characteristics absent in sociopaths including self-control and an ability to plan long-term) results in a disregard for the rights and feelings of others and a strong drive towards myriad undesirable behaviors as anyone observing or interacting w/sociopaths can attest. Sociopathy and psychopathy are deeply unfortunate diagnoses for several reasons not the least of which is the fact that, including, clearly, the 3.7% of born psychopaths due to an inheritable predisposition, no one asks for the situational horrors that disrupts the development of empathy and so they are blameless and yet represent at the very least a source of constant annoyance/low-level criminality and at worst a serious danger to all in a variety of ways. Worst of all, as w/many ASPD-spectrum sufferers including BNLT pathological narcissists, no sociopath feels there is anything wrong with them and will avoid the required long-term therapy at all costs making them, ultimately and tragically, irredeemable which, to state it concisely, sucks. Anyone who has to deal with sociopaths in close quarters on a regular basis knows only to well how remarkably, often childishly, self-centered they are and how this self-uber-alles ontology breeds a host of problems. And the same holds true for all who observe the behavior of sociopaths at a distance i.e. political leaders like Donald Trump whose immaturity, sense of entitlement, complete inability to feel empathy, sympathy, love and related emotion and lack of impulse control elevates him above an annoying embarrassment to the level of a serious danger to our democracy. The paradox of sociopathy and other (horrifying) psychiatric disorders is that it's not the individual's fault they're so messed-up and yet in 99.9% of cases they're completely irredeemable.

    • @situational.analysis
      @situational.analysis 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@michaelkottlerThe impact of their repercussions overshadows the significance of their etiology except to say that it's awareness may serve to develop a prophylaxis.

    • @feanacar
      @feanacar 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I’ve been watching a very interesting podcast called shrinking Trump. It is hosted by two clinical psychologist and professors who every week on Friday go over the dementia that they believe Donald Trump is suffering from.

  • @SirVic42
    @SirVic42 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    FRED!!!! FRED!!!!! FRED!!!!!

  • @grittygrits9420
    @grittygrits9420 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    Hey dude, those dogs are good.

  • @ChristinaKeenan-u5s
    @ChristinaKeenan-u5s 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Oklahoma has tornadoes. Tall towers are contraindicated with tornadoes .

  • @radioducksberg3038
    @radioducksberg3038 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Fred Wesley throws the best House Parties.

    • @overseastom
      @overseastom 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Amen, fellow funkateer.

  •  6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    That exhibitionist is very much not the 'original' Optimus Prime.

  • @PitFriend1
    @PitFriend1 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Those $1.50 hot dogs are good!

    • @randyj420
      @randyj420 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      If a hotdog isn't good - don't eat it - they're good because they are very bad 4U. Like all processed foods and snacks...and hotdogs - or any cylindrical meats ;) . Never ingest a hotdog unless it's worth it - and you really need something to eat (occasionally, in L.A. after a concert or club). They are 5x better when UR really hungry - and cheating on good food. That said - I wish we had slices out here in L.A. like NYC. Wish there were way more options. That said. Costco dog IS worth it - if line isn't too long and you also are relatively healthy the rest of the week.

  • @DawnZacha
    @DawnZacha 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    “I’m Willie Nelson Phantom of the Opera “ 😅

  • @elizabethsutherland7932
    @elizabethsutherland7932 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

    Whoever writes the Meanwhile intro deserves a million bucks.

    • @radicalross7700
      @radicalross7700 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Okay, but who needs that many deers?

    • @ammaleslie509
      @ammaleslie509 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That was a pretty good meanwhile intro today!

    • @kanderson-oo7us
      @kanderson-oo7us 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@radicalross7700 You can always use more doe! 😂

  • @AbsoluteBeginner-lu6qr
    @AbsoluteBeginner-lu6qr 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Thumbs up for the legendary Fred Wesley!

  • @jackv2244
    @jackv2244 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Fred Wesley's in the house, that's an honor ❤ 🎷🎷

  • @FastFeudal
    @FastFeudal 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    fred wesley the legend. maceo & his cover of lets get it on is so perfect

  • @ravenlit
    @ravenlit 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Props to your Graphics Dept. for using the original Michael Crawford version of the Phantom's mask!

  • @beverlys10
    @beverlys10 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Pat, don't let the door hit you. Vote blue 💙💙

    • @gasparinha
      @gasparinha 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Thank you! I don't see enough people mentioning it - he believes some scary things. Jon Stewart alluded to it *very* subtly on Monday, but there must've been something in the metadata because I was treated to a Hillsdale College ad. 🙄

    • @Drnaynay
      @Drnaynay 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Proving yet again that America is the most polarised country.
      Instead of just enjoying the segment, or acknowledging Pat's contribution to American pop culture (plus Vietnam service), you turn it into a political statement.
      And no, I'm not a Trump fan, not even American, and couldn't care less about which crazoid wins your elections.

  • @dannyburleigh1
    @dannyburleigh1 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "One Country,1 Language!"
    Because anything else is CHAOS!!

  • @NitaMeToo
    @NitaMeToo 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That lady that, "what!" 😂

  • @theemmjay5130
    @theemmjay5130 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    As soon as he said "An excuse to show this clip again," I knew what was coming.

  • @bellmattwebb
    @bellmattwebb 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Light butt play😂

    • @mason96575
      @mason96575 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I was initially typing out how I could really go for some butt play right now - but, as I was writing that, I remembered the reference of Stephen’s lead writer using the phrase!
      Nice call back 😂

    • @bellmattwebb
      @bellmattwebb 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@mason96575 thank you. I comment that periodically just because it was so funny and reminded me of how he copied Letterman's mannerisms for it.

  • @christophermerlot3366
    @christophermerlot3366 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I got flashed on the subway once in TO. It looked like a Mazda.

  • @ARIXANDRE
    @ARIXANDRE 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I loved the Beatles Ice Cream joke. ❤

  • @Kergonan9
    @Kergonan9 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    New York subway's attempt to solve its problem by calling Dr. Bees to the rescue went as well as expected.

  • @marylyn3081
    @marylyn3081 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Subway bees...wish john belushi was around for that!

  • @KnightmarelXXvII
    @KnightmarelXXvII 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Zodiac reference leading into Jake Gyllenhaal interview. Now that was smooth, sir. 😎

  • @katthefantastic
    @katthefantastic 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    2:54
    Laughing my Okie arse off 😆😆😆truth.

  • @Combinia
    @Combinia 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    no meanwhile goes by without a "disgarded" moment.

  • @IOSALive
    @IOSALive 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, i subscribed

  • @MicJaguar
    @MicJaguar 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I wonder if that car thief is the reason I can't "Roll -Out" as my license plate because he has it.

  • @Ariamaki
    @Ariamaki 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I didn't know Ted Cruz was already stamping license plates!

  • @lukebarrett7531
    @lukebarrett7531 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Boom Boom Boom The gerbil goes zoom!!!

  • @brianhageland9951
    @brianhageland9951 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    1.50 HOTDOG gave me FOOD POISIONING!

  • @thisismetoday
    @thisismetoday 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    2:10 Poor animals. If meat is that cheap you know what kind of life they led!

    • @jaireidca
      @jaireidca 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      $18 per dozen doesn’t seem that cheap.

    • @Sammasambuddha
      @Sammasambuddha 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Meat....riiight.

  • @arothmanmusic
    @arothmanmusic 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Costco hotdogs are legit the best ones I've ever had.

  • @ernestomarcos0103
    @ernestomarcos0103 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The MTA wanted to creare a little buzz around the subway.

  • @corralescoyote
    @corralescoyote 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Wow! Fred Wesley. On the bone! ❤

  • @watersipper1116
    @watersipper1116 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Gonna miss the books at Costco.

  • @walternullifidian
    @walternullifidian 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Maybe those bees were just trying to pay homage to Sting? 🐝

  • @ibast1
    @ibast1 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I'm surprised more people haven't cottoned onto the fact that Wheel of Fortune is just a variation of Hangman.

  • @MrJerpink
    @MrJerpink 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    "Ladies and gentlemen, in addition to puddles of urine, a rat with a gun, and Optimus Prime flashing people, we are currently besieged by a hundred thousand bees. . . . Stand clear of the closing doors, please." FTFY

  • @Kenzie_Hill
    @Kenzie_Hill 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I'll never stop 😂 at WOF clip ❤

  • @ericdamexican
    @ericdamexican 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Don't forget 2 oz portion cups and lids, also brooms for the small business!

  • @jasonjimerson7046
    @jasonjimerson7046 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "Bees... My God!"

  • @randallulrich
    @randallulrich 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Those bees are never going to find a new home. Not with the rent they charge in NYC.

  • @troyclayton
    @troyclayton 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    4:50 This is a 'swarm' following a new queen to a new nest site (scouts are out looking around). They're very docile in this stage. I 'captured' a swarm like this in a cardboard box with no protective gear. Yes, I was scared, but didn't get stung. edit: I'm not a hobby or professional bee keeper.

  • @patrickbureau1402
    @patrickbureau1402 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Btw aboot youz ' subway' issues ~ WE got us a 'Jared the Rat' problem too - DOING some TIME behind the HERO Restaurant dumpster!🇨🇦

  • @HRHDMKYT
    @HRHDMKYT 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “Gutter-bucket of news” just about sums it up these days.

  • @matthewchicchi7262
    @matthewchicchi7262 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I just love that there's a real live person walking around named "Optimus Prime". Wish he made better choices though,

    • @dianewilliams1125
      @dianewilliams1125 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It made me sad! Bet there's a guy named Bumblebee too!😅😅😅

    • @awaredeshmukh3202
      @awaredeshmukh3202 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I'm not sure someone who changes their name to Optimus Prime is in the business of good choices!

  • @wezzyb8
    @wezzyb8 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The standard of jokes sure has taken a nosedive

  • @Tmanaz480
    @Tmanaz480 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Who remembers when David Letterman coined the adject "Sajak-y"

  • @BS_HORSEPOO-L
    @BS_HORSEPOO-L 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    It was a religious expression "Rite in the butt!"

  • @andrewvelonis5940
    @andrewvelonis5940 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Video starts at 1:30

  • @1st2nd2
    @1st2nd2 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "Autobots, Open up!"
    - Optimus Flash

  • @bdr420i
    @bdr420i 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    How is this segment not winning an Emmy 😕😂

  • @mikesapo
    @mikesapo 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Obrigada pelo vídeo incrível! 🇧🇷

  • @jamielancaster01
    @jamielancaster01 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I looked on the map this place is in the middle of nowhere (commonly referred to BFE).

  • @TechnicalJimActual
    @TechnicalJimActual 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Optimus Prime regrets using the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles method of disguise.