What is a ken? Is it an open window, on a summers day? Is it a tortured sculpter, creating art from clay? Is it a broken altar, on which we pray? Who’s to say, who’s to say A Ken is for you and a Ken is for me A Ken is for all like the giving tree, And just when you need him, there he will be To say he’s not gay It’s a tragedy
0:30 “Ice G. Blue the first” appears 1:23 “Ice G. Blue the first” is selected 1:28 “Ice G. Blue the first” is deselected 1:38 “Ice G. Blue the first” is selected 1:40 “Ice G. Blue the first” is played 1:41 “Ice G. Blue the first” gets violently uppercutted into the air by “Mega K. Red ‘the evolved’ ” at the same time as “Ram R. Red” throws rocks at him 1:42 “The Red Bomber” (full name unknown) appears, immediately begins lobbing explosives at “Ice G. Blue the first” and his only two living friends 1:47 “Ice G. Blue the first” is violently killed by a final uppercut from “Mega K red ‘the evolved’ ”. All that is left of “Ice G. Blue the first” are his remains 1:48 “Ice G. Blue the first”’s remains are destroyed as “Ram R. Red” tramples the location of his death 1:50 Ken verbally reacts to “Ram R. Red”’s unacceptably disrespectful actions. 1:51 Ken avenges the trampling of “Ice G. Blue the first”’s remains by murdering “Ram R. Red” with the pure essence of his anger 1:55 “Princess T. Blue” avenges “Ice G. Blue the first”’s murder by by shooting the killer, “Mega K. Red ‘the evolved’ ” 1:56 “Princess T. Blue” avenges the bombing of “Ice G. Blue the first”’s compatriots by shooting the perpetrator, only known as “The Red Bomber” Fly high, “Ice G. Blue the first” 😢❤❤🕊️🕊️. You will be missed.
Hi Ken, I’m a huge fan of yours and I’ve created the perfect deck for you with the evolved Cannon. This deck includes the evolved Cannon and the evolved Mortar. For the cycle, I’ve added Skeletons, Ice Spirit, and Electro Spirit. As a win condition, I’ve chosen the Mega Minion and a Dart Goblin. Additionally, I included the Barbarian Barrel for extra support.
For me, Ken is not just a guy. He's not just a TH-camr. He's not even an idol. In my eyes, Ken is a style of life, Ken is my life. At the end of the day, Ken truly is life. When I wake up, the first thing I do is watch one of his videos. If there are any new ones, i will watch them as soon as possible. I specially enjoy watching them in 0.5 speed, that way I can truly savour every and each moment that Ken creates for his viewers, for ME. I like listening intently to every word that comes out of his mouth, taking a lesson from every story he tells on his videos. But anyways, I'm getting ahead of myself. You are probably thinking to yourself: Why? Why Ken? Why is he life? Well, ermmm... that's a lot to unpack, but I'll do it just so you can become a true Kenner yourself. As you can see, Ken is everything for me, and I live like him for he is my life. When he shows a new deck in Clash Royale (the best game ever made), I immediately change my deck to his, that way I can feel closer to The Ken. I can become The Ken. When he pushes trophies in Brawl Stars (the second best game ever made), I push trophies. Now I have a healthy 150.000 trophies. Thanks, Ken. The Ken. Even when he changed his setup to his kitchen I followed his way and did the same. Now my mom can tell me how disappointing I am while she cooks me food. Nice, thank you, The Ken. Every second I long for the new Ken upload. I live to watch Ken's videos. I watch every new deck, gamemode, tomfoollery, shenanigan and yap. These are my bread and butter of every day. Now you might be wondering: what is so special about Ken? what videos inspired you to follow him to the ends of the Earth? Well, my little weasel I will list some of his videos that influenced me the most. -playing minecraft again 06/27/24 -really sorry 02/19/24 -Ken makes it VERY clear that he is NOT interested in women 08/05/24 Of course, I feel obliged to mention The Ken's right-hand man: Oiled Up Highlights. He sums up every bit of Ken's wisdom. He knows The Ken. He gets The Ken. And just how I aspire to be one day, he IS The Ken, he Lives The Ken. Oiled up gets what Ken is trying to say, he takes his message across just so people can become Kenners, similarly to what I am doing right now. Now rise up Kenners, rise up and don't be like the pipsqueaks that reject The Ken. If you think he is cringe, embrace the cringe. Embrace The Ken. BE THE KEN. #BETHEKEN
@@joacohammer08 I mean I love your comment, just doesn’t have the same feeling when it’s repeated over and over. Feels a little robotic honestly, kinda like the ai used to keep Ken’s videos going! Fly high, Ken 🕊️
Ken, It's me - your only viewer. Over the years I created the illusion that a lot of people were watching you, but that was me. Now I will write this message from all accounts.
Hey ken just wanted to say I look forward to your videos every day, I love watching you play and I have a laugh when you lose cause you go through genuine anguish
My brother in Christ. Go outside, reflect on your actions. Instead of making comments for Ken, make yourself a 2 year plan on self improvement. Get yourself a romantical partner. Focus on your physical health, try to be more fit and athletic in order to boost your self-confidence. Embrace the charms of life, enjoy your rapidly shrinking time, make every second worth. Be better, be confident, show kindness to other people, contribute to society. Stand up in a sea of depressed and misguided people. I believe in you brother, always try your best.
Ken it's me - your only viewer. Over the years i created the illusion that a lot of people were watching you, but that was me. Now I will write this message from all of my accounts.
Ken's audience is now increasingly making ken as mentally unwell as them. Please stop talking about Tugg Speedman, suspicious bush, "shooting evolved cannon" and so on. Ken needs peace of mind.
@@kyekruchoski1457 Le bad mental health: Tugg Speedman copy pastas and Clash Royale innuendoes Le good mental health: telling someone to take their own life
Ken I haven’t commented in a while but I’m glad your still consistently recording. I thought if you see negative comments you might also see positive ones. I think it’s really cool that your in Scotland as I live in England!! Now if you do a live stream I won’t have to stay up so late.
Btw you are my 1st comfort youtuber and i am 17yo and i was watching yt since i was 10 so do with that information what you want, keep up the good work
loved it when tugg speedman gave birth to ken and he rebelled by dissing him in ian77s video, knowing if he said it on his main, he would feel speedmans wrath of tugging
lol sometimes i just listen to your videos like a podcast and look up every once and a while, no one can beat kens top tier cycle decks and yap sessions
My oh my I can’t believe Ken in his final moments was able to prerecord himself playing ebarb cycle deck before his Hee hee hee haw coffin was done being wrapped 🥲
Thank you for saving your arena 1 wooden chest for our sake, Ken. Please do not open it. Consider it your Pandora's Box. If you ever spend those 5 seconds opening it, everything you love could fail cataclysmically. A curse so deep not even Tugg Speedman would want to save you.
People loving you for yapping is a really good sign imo. That basically means you can disconnect your content from any game and still produce meaningful content which is a rare thing nowadays. being called entertaining is way bigger acknowledgement than being a good player and being loved for the gameplay. We want Ken's podcast.
youtube has been giving "gaming review" thingo today and apparently ken was the most time of gaming creator i watched this year donno how to feel bout that also the ending for today is great
daily routine of ken wake up, touch tuggspeedman's suspicious bush, beg in the streets for some spare change, upload a clash video, cry in bed until sleep
In a world of dolls, both bold and bright, Ken stands with charm, a shining light. A perfect smile, a timeless grace, A little swagger in his pace. With sculpted hair and clothes so neat, He’s ready for adventures, no defeat. From beachside dreams to city lights, Ken’s always ready for new heights. A friend, a partner, strong and true, With Barbie by his side, the world feels new. He’s got the looks, the moves, the flair, A heart of plastic, but none compare. So here’s to Ken, with style so grand, A classic figure, a loyal hand. Through every pose, he stands so tall, A timeless icon, admired by all.
Ken I’ve been playing this wacky deck that has been working surprisingly well with evo cannon. Basically it’s evo cannon/bats, Barb hut, Lava Hound, FranKenstein, skelly drags, and for spells void and goblin curse, but the spells can be swapped. It’s surprisingly good, just build up a Lava push in 2x or when your opponent overspends.
Pushes that depend on the opponent overspending tend to be unviable in top ladder and good in midladder, since people overspend less and less as they get better at the game.
@ yeah sounds about right, but overspending has gotten more common with evos. A play like Pekka in the back has gotten much more likely. But also it is not the strongest deck, I’d say it’s decent. It’s just funny that it works at all with the card combo. I’m starting to really enjoy barb hut.
What is a ken?
Is it an open window, on a summers day?
Is it a tortured sculpter, creating art from clay?
Is it a broken altar, on which we pray?
Who’s to say, who’s to say
A Ken is for you and a Ken is for me
A Ken is for all like the giving tree,
And just when you need him, there he will be
To say he’s not gay
It’s a tragedy
bars
do you prewrite comments lmao
@@smokey_mk2 no but I did write this a while ago and I didn’t have another idea😂
@@OiledUpHighlights valid 😎
ts is so magnificent
0:30 “Ice G. Blue the first” appears
1:23 “Ice G. Blue the first” is selected
1:28 “Ice G. Blue the first” is deselected
1:38 “Ice G. Blue the first” is selected
1:40 “Ice G. Blue the first” is played
1:41 “Ice G. Blue the first” gets violently uppercutted into the air by “Mega K. Red ‘the evolved’ ” at the same time as “Ram R. Red” throws rocks at him
1:42 “The Red Bomber” (full name unknown) appears, immediately begins lobbing explosives at “Ice G. Blue the first” and his only two living friends
1:47 “Ice G. Blue the first” is violently killed by a final uppercut from “Mega K red ‘the evolved’ ”. All that is left of “Ice G. Blue the first” are his remains
1:48 “Ice G. Blue the first”’s remains are destroyed as “Ram R. Red” tramples the location of his death
1:50 Ken verbally reacts to “Ram R. Red”’s unacceptably disrespectful actions.
1:51 Ken avenges the trampling of “Ice G. Blue the first”’s remains by murdering “Ram R. Red” with the pure essence of his anger
1:55 “Princess T. Blue” avenges “Ice G. Blue the first”’s murder by by shooting the killer, “Mega K. Red ‘the evolved’ ”
1:56 “Princess T. Blue” avenges the bombing of “Ice G. Blue the first”’s compatriots by shooting the perpetrator, only known as “The Red Bomber”
Fly high, “Ice G. Blue the first” 😢❤❤🕊️🕊️. You will be missed.
☹️
10/10 commentary
The best comment
W comment
damn u got some free time don't you
Only the real Ken fans understand and appreciate the amazing balance between yap and no yap videos .
Actually yeah, agreed
💯
this
I personally do enjoy your videos. It doesn't matter what deck or game you're playing you manage to make it fun.
Same, gameplay is just background, but a good deck adds more enjoyment. The deck from 2 days ago with bandit as the only win condition was just boring
@@-din I agree
@@-din Okay that is true. He makes it fun with the voiceover but it certainly is more fun when he actually has a chance of winning
@@-dinagree 100%
I watch him as a podcast lol
Maybe Ken fled Australia because his neighbor finally found his channel
10:14 documentary ahh monologue
Wake up babe, Ken's using his evolved canon to shoot giant snowballs into ebarb ass.
Ken flashes his bald spot at 0:47
Ken is bald
I’ve seen worse
LOL that was funny
Im 22 and mine is so much worse
💀💀💀
I love it when Ken shoots his evolved cannon from his suspicious bush and breaks my elixir pump
bro what
Y'all need to go to an Asylum
I hope your future employers see this
I love when Ken pumps his elixir on my suspicious bush with the force of an evolved canon
this wasn’t funny 7 months ago
"he had a man-bun" enough said, Ken
Hi Ken, I’m a huge fan of yours and I’ve created the perfect deck for you with the evolved Cannon. This deck includes the evolved Cannon and the evolved Mortar. For the cycle, I’ve added Skeletons, Ice Spirit, and Electro Spirit. As a win condition, I’ve chosen the Mega Minion and a Dart Goblin. Additionally, I included the Barbarian Barrel for extra support.
7:22 Yapping is fine. Playing the game is fine. Just don't start a yap session only to hit the viewer with the "hold that thought" for ten minutes.
Is this the first time I've ever seen an actually constructive comment on Ken's channel? I agree with you btw
i disagree thats whats so funny
Ken I'm sure the vast majority of your viewerbase are actually decent people
What the sigma
shut up
I am in your walls
Love how the replies immediately proof you wrong
@@PrimordialGoated I am going to touch you
For me, Ken is not just a guy. He's not just a TH-camr. He's not even an idol. In my eyes, Ken is a style of life, Ken is my life. At the end of the day, Ken truly is life.
When I wake up, the first thing I do is watch one of his videos. If there are any new ones, i will watch them as soon as possible. I specially enjoy watching them in 0.5 speed, that way I can truly savour every and each moment that Ken creates for his viewers, for ME. I like listening intently to every word that comes out of his mouth, taking a lesson from every story he tells on his videos.
But anyways, I'm getting ahead of myself. You are probably thinking to yourself: Why? Why Ken? Why is he life? Well, ermmm... that's a lot to unpack, but I'll do it just so you can become a true Kenner yourself.
As you can see, Ken is everything for me, and I live like him for he is my life.
When he shows a new deck in Clash Royale (the best game ever made), I immediately change my deck to his, that way I can feel closer to The Ken. I can become The Ken. When he pushes trophies in Brawl Stars (the second best game ever made), I push trophies. Now I have a healthy 150.000 trophies. Thanks, Ken. The Ken. Even when he changed his setup to his kitchen I followed his way and did the same. Now my mom can tell me how disappointing I am while she cooks me food. Nice, thank you, The Ken.
Every second I long for the new Ken upload. I live to watch Ken's videos. I watch every new deck, gamemode, tomfoollery, shenanigan and yap. These are my bread and butter of every day. Now you might be wondering: what is so special about Ken? what videos inspired you to follow him to the ends of the Earth? Well, my little weasel I will list some of his videos that influenced me the most.
-playing minecraft again 06/27/24
-really sorry 02/19/24
-Ken makes it VERY clear that he is NOT interested in women 08/05/24
Of course, I feel obliged to mention The Ken's right-hand man: Oiled Up Highlights. He sums up every bit of Ken's wisdom. He knows The Ken. He gets The Ken. And just how I aspire to be one day, he IS The Ken, he Lives The Ken. Oiled up gets what Ken is trying to say, he takes his message across just so people can become Kenners, similarly to what I am doing right now.
Now rise up Kenners, rise up and don't be like the pipsqueaks that reject The Ken. If you think he is cringe, embrace the cringe. Embrace The Ken. BE THE KEN.
#BETHEKEN
You’ve copied and pasted this multiple times
@@MasterMew1234 I don't know what you are tlaking about mister
@@joacohammer08 I mean I love your comment, just doesn’t have the same feeling when it’s repeated over and over. Feels a little robotic honestly, kinda like the ai used to keep Ken’s videos going!
Fly high, Ken 🕊️
@@MasterMew1234rip 😢
@@MasterMew1234 It's not a Ken joke if it hasn't been spammed, like what you did there.
Ken, It's me - your only viewer. Over the years I created the illusion that a lot of people were watching you, but that was me. Now I will write this message from all accounts.
7:07 ken sees hair
7:13 ken mentions hair
7:15 ken throws hair
7:16 ken punctures his jacket
Hey ken just wanted to say I look forward to your videos every day, I love watching you play and I have a laugh when you lose cause you go through genuine anguish
Ken is the type of homosexual Harold to submit to a man named Tugg Speedman
Ken's favorite push is Ice spirit bats
1:52 ken rammed the miner's spirit away with his huge cannon
You can see Ken's bald spot at 1:30!!
Bro is balding
monk
😂😂
Ken will be very angry again
He just has thin hair , and his headphones are pulling on it he ain't balding
I love the part when TuggSpeedMan puts his Evo cannon into Kens suspicious bush!
just put the tugg in the speedman bro
imagine being this unfunny
My brother in Christ. Go outside, reflect on your actions. Instead of making comments for Ken, make yourself a 2 year plan on self improvement. Get yourself a romantical partner. Focus on your physical health, try to be more fit and athletic in order to boost your self-confidence. Embrace the charms of life, enjoy your rapidly shrinking time, make every second worth. Be better, be confident, show kindness to other people, contribute to society. Stand up in a sea of depressed and misguided people. I believe in you brother, always try your best.
@@bruhmomant8586 also applies to you Mr I like minors
@@aboxonmydesk319 We’re here, we’re queer, WE’RE COMING FOR YOUR CHILDREN
i love it when ken showed me, a miner his suspiscious bush...
tugg speedman
Did I only notice today that Ken is holding up his mic using a water bottle??
This is the first time I see you near anything Clash Royale related 💀
so like im inside Ken’s couch. Help I have 5% battery. Don’t let him use cycle decks💀
Ai Ken voiceover at the end to give us more lore on how kennethy passed away. Fly high 🕊️😢
looks so realistic. rip Kenny wenny 😢🕊️🕊️🕊️
Best ending to a cr video from ken
I love coming back home from work and immediately watch a Ken daily upload
Real
i need the new video badly im rewatching this one
18 gazillion times. It feels like it’s been eons. 🧍♂️
3:34 I will Ken
2 seconds earlier
Your videos make my day ken, thank you
my canon evolves every time i watch these videos!
Goblinfreak starts yapping: 0:00
Goblinfreak stops yapping: 10:40
Ken it's me - your only viewer. Over the years i created the illusion that a lot of people were watching you, but that was me. Now I will write this message from all of my accounts.
deviant0018 it's me, your alt account. I have been given life and am on my way to your location to take your place in this world. I am coming
@whole_wheat_soup9321 😰😰😰
Blud thinks he's funny
Up
🤖🤖
0:23 Epic foreshadowing
Smash like for Epic
Prediction dumbass
Ken's audience is now increasingly making ken as mentally unwell as them. Please stop talking about Tugg Speedman, suspicious bush, "shooting evolved cannon" and so on. Ken needs peace of mind.
Exactly we all need to be more like manbun guy so his mental healths better
No
@@kyekruchoski1457 Le bad mental health: Tugg Speedman copy pastas and Clash Royale innuendoes
Le good mental health: telling someone to take their own life
@@kyekruchoski1457 Man bun guy is part of the problem🚷😠
Ken is the kind of guy who shouts “Bazinga! “ when he gets an idea
Ken I haven’t commented in a while but I’m glad your still consistently recording. I thought if you see negative comments you might also see positive ones. I think it’s really cool that your in Scotland as I live in England!! Now if you do a live stream I won’t have to stay up so late.
10:14 When you wake up and realise it’s Monday 💀
YES a cycle deck. Just what I wanted
Btw you are my 1st comfort youtuber and i am 17yo and i was watching yt since i was 10 so do with that information what you want, keep up the good work
The early uploads are actually helping my sleep schedule
Thanks mate
Love from Japan (I know this is kinda cringe)
The massive push Ken did: Ice spirits with bats.
This is probably the saddest video of Ken getting destroyed that I've ever seen. That ending was just perfect too lmao
loved it when tugg speedman gave birth to ken and he rebelled by dissing him in ian77s video, knowing if he said it on his main, he would feel speedmans wrath of tugging
RIP Ken, fly high king
Ken I don’t really care what you do I look forward to your video every day your tapping lowkey the best part brah
Just wanna say, seeing an upload from you, ken, just makes my day, really. I NEED your videos to live. Oh and i also had a dream about you once
Sus. 🗿
Ken’s AI is getting more and more sentient
genuinely tho, I love ken, hes funny and genuine which is hard to come by nowadays, and hes actually good at clash so keep it up❤
The one and only clash royale yt channel I watch and ALWAYS enjoy watching AND listening to 😂😂😂
Where are you Ken… you haven’t posted 🥺
7:09 great content Ken. Invisible hair really made my day👍
Ken I love your cycle decks genuinely they’re very entertaining
Ken is the type of guy who closes the fridge with a hip swing.
finally, someone who is willing to deal with the dolphin problem
lol sometimes i just listen to your videos like a podcast and look up every once and a while, no one can beat kens top tier cycle decks and yap sessions
I think we’d all love you see you pull these off in UC and the grind to get there with these decks
My oh my I can’t believe Ken in his final moments was able to prerecord himself playing ebarb cycle deck before his Hee hee hee haw coffin was done being wrapped 🥲
Thank you for saving your arena 1 wooden chest for our sake, Ken. Please do not open it. Consider it your Pandora's Box. If you ever spend those 5 seconds opening it, everything you love could fail cataclysmically. A curse so deep not even Tugg Speedman would want to save you.
Ken bring back the life stories yapping, I used to sleep to those.
Please don’t kill yourself Ken the only thing keeping me going is your daily clash royale uploads
Ken constantly has a pair cannons on the right side of his videos.
one day when yapping you'll slip and reveal your home location, i'll be there
People loving you for yapping is a really good sign imo. That basically means you can disconnect your content from any game and still produce meaningful content which is a rare thing nowadays. being called entertaining is way bigger acknowledgement than being a good player and being loved for the gameplay. We want Ken's podcast.
Mr ken forrest, please address the Wet Bread allegations
-kind regards, your 102nd biggest fan
youtube has been giving "gaming review" thingo today and apparently ken was the most time of gaming creator i watched this year
donno how to feel bout that
also the ending for today is great
Thats good
That ending was top notch, good job Ken.
Thanks for the pfp ken☺️
Your yapping is what makes this channel fun and different. Don't just play and lose what makes you special...
that ending tho... the lore. Someone make a Ken iceburg
"Finally I'm gonna give you guys what you were waiting for" as if everyday I wasn't looking for a ken video regardless of the title
Bro. The ending 😂 absolute banger
Looks like The gigachad opponents have shifted from the 2nd game to the 1st game. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Pls ken pls stop tugging on my Speedman I've given Krispy Kreme all the glazed donuts they could ever neeeed
daily routine of ken
wake up, touch tuggspeedman's suspicious bush, beg in the streets for some spare change, upload a clash video, cry in bed until sleep
Ken, play Baby Dragon in your next deck.
Wake up babe, new Ken lore just dropped
literally binge watching all your videos bro 😂
Please continue to end every video with a true crime analysis of Kendal Thugginton
Ken really be admitting to crimes now smh
' a good man bun' such things don't exist ken
That's a funny little Goblin gang killed me😭
Ken, you’re the guy I watch when I’m on the toilet
Bro is going to turn like gothem chess with all the hate lmao
I’d love to see you use the big yaz’s ebarb deck lmao
Man I always watch Ken's videos with a good meal but that ending made me forget to chew cus WTF 😭😭
Kens yap is what keeps me going in life
In a world of dolls, both bold and bright,
Ken stands with charm, a shining light.
A perfect smile, a timeless grace,
A little swagger in his pace.
With sculpted hair and clothes so neat,
He’s ready for adventures, no defeat.
From beachside dreams to city lights,
Ken’s always ready for new heights.
A friend, a partner, strong and true,
With Barbie by his side, the world feels new.
He’s got the looks, the moves, the flair,
A heart of plastic, but none compare.
So here’s to Ken, with style so grand,
A classic figure, a loyal hand.
Through every pose, he stands so tall,
A timeless icon, admired by all.
Best outro yet! Those poor freshwater dolphins....
4:39 "so we're actually winning"
king tower: *i don't feel so good...*
ken went to scotland and decided mate was his new catchphrase
9:50 Master Ken, the ending was superb! 😄
Oh yeah Ken, keep yapping i’m almost finished.
Kenny wenny it’s time to bestow upon us a new TH-cam video
Whimper audio when?
You where my most watched gaming TH-camr this year according to my TH-cam statistics
Ken I’ve been playing this wacky deck that has been working surprisingly well with evo cannon. Basically it’s evo cannon/bats, Barb hut, Lava Hound, FranKenstein, skelly drags, and for spells void and goblin curse, but the spells can be swapped. It’s surprisingly good, just build up a Lava push in 2x or when your opponent overspends.
Pushes that depend on the opponent overspending tend to be unviable in top ladder and good in midladder, since people overspend less and less as they get better at the game.
@ yeah sounds about right, but overspending has gotten more common with
evos. A play like Pekka in the back has gotten much more likely. But also it is not the strongest deck, I’d say it’s decent. It’s just funny that it works at all with the card combo. I’m starting to really enjoy barb hut.
You should play more cycle decks, Ken. I find it really interesting when other TH-camrs play them.