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Queen Mercury I know Funny right and I think the dodorex went to scorched earth and banged a fire wyvern and had the same baby but it could now breath fire and the fire dodorex grew up and three way banged a poison a lightning and a another fire
Not to get too vulgar, but if a Duck and a Dodo are similar, then its possible. A IRL Duck Called the Rudy Duck has been measured with a 16.5 inch (42cm)long Babymaker. That's longer than the Duck itself. SO place the 4x bigger Dodo (compared with the Duck)with proportionately similar lovemaking potential....and you have a Dodo capable of making a Stallion jealous. Its not realistically impossible.
My theory: The story of the Dodorex, the Dodowyvern, and the power of the Dodo: A long, long time ago, Dodos ruled the world. They were all powerful and strong. They kept peace on the Arks, and helped the weak. But the dark lords, the Pego and the Ichthyornis, did not like the prosperity the Dodos had created. So, they assembled their armies and went to wreak havoc on the peaceful world. They split a massive trench in the highlands, and emerged from the depths of hell. The evil forces had two favorite targets, the Rex and the Wyvern. Both of these targets did not have power at this time, and so the Pegos terrorized the Rexes on the ground and the Ichthys terrorized the wyverns in the sky. The Dodos saw the chaos, and sympathized for the Wyverns and the Rexes. So, being the kind, brave, and empathetic Dodos they were, they gave all of their power to the Rexes and Wyverns, making them strong to fight the Demons. But the dodos knew it was a sacrifice, and they had no more power. They were reduced to tiny and weak beings, but it was necessary to help the Wyverns and Rexes. In this transfer of power, two animals were born, the Dodorex and the Dodowyvern. Now, every Halloween night, they both emerge, and the Zombdodos are the remains of the old powerful Dodo.
I have a massive army of killer Dodos named Fred. Altered stats they can one shot a T Rex. There's Fred, green Fred, red Fred , girl Fred, angry Fred, horny Fred and many many more Freds. I love my Dodo army and together we have conquered the ark.
Spino one : where’s jimmy Spino two : you didn’t hear he got killed Spino one : oh no by what I swear if it’s those stupid carnos again Spino two : oh no it’s much worse Spino one : raptors Spino two : no a dodo Spino one : no seriously what killed him *turns around to see spino two being brutally killed by dodo* Spino one : RUN
The AxeMan remind me to keep all of my Dodo's away from you and you're rex's and HOW IN THE WHOLE WORDS HOLY CAN A DODO SMASH A REX!? so much for "They gotta eat they gotta hunt they gotta....." Chris Pratt (Owen Grady JW).
And there it is the Dodorex! "Who looks lovely, fluffy and derpy" -James Beavers (quote from the gaming Beaver Jurassic world the game strongest hybrid or something like that)
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The AxeMan love me
Because if you did i will cringe
So sad😢 but the best story ever made🤗
what how dodo can f### up t-rex?
It's so stupid, but in a funny way XD
This was so cute! Great idea! I enjoyed it to the end! :)
thank you :D
Shirley Curry i saw ur comment on the slpg8r hurricane vid
Omg I just saw your comment on dmac video
Grandma get off yt embarrassing
Cute? A chicken and the one of the strongest creatures to walk palnet earth just fucked and ur like cute
Dodo logic
“You, you just murdered hundreds of my kind, just for food?, out of everything,. My people,.. LEMME SMASH”
Ryaquaza 1 so cool that you can have a fantastic day
Ryaquaza 1 well dodos are stupid
It killed the rejectors
Onetoxic Mode so girl / guy rejects you trex eats them sp ypu just commit bestuality with a dinosaur
Ryaquaza 1 wow your everywhere
"and they did the dirty"
So innocent xD
Still better than Twilight
SpookyKnight 007 I know right
agreed
100%
I agree
Agree.
Agreed.
Rex: *eats a herd of dodos for lunch
Dodo: yo wanna have a baby
Rex: sure y not
XD
What an emotional roller coaster. I laughed, I cried, I came, I think I pooped a little. A riveting tale for the ages, I give it 2 talons up.
LOOL Thanks dude :P
You... came?
I no this is old but it’s hilarious!!! Lmfao!
Queen Mercury I know Funny right and I think the dodorex went to scorched earth and banged a fire wyvern and had the same baby but it could now breath fire and the fire dodorex grew up and three way banged a poison a lightning and a another fire
@@iamsteve2280 yeah. he came here to watch the video.
Lucky dodo got to smash a rex 😏
Ugandan Knuckles do you play Town of Salem?
*T H I C C R E X*
@@nathanielbean3119 well i said i will be virgin forever and i am
Ogi i Buraz ok then
Or did the rex smash him hmmmmmm
What if the DodoRex smashed the Titanosaur?
😱 mind blown
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Teen titans
dodorextinosaur!
Dodorexinosour. 🔥
Whenever I re create this I go in stages:
Stage1: dodo
2: Terror bird
3:yutyrannus
Final: dodorex
Battle Cat maybe a Therozenosaurus would be good
But dodo rex does not have giant claws.
Yutyrannus makes more sense
It’s egg dodo TerrorBird yutyrannus dodorex dodowyvern
Stage 4 dodorex
Stage 5 dodo wyvern
The dodorex seems like a combination of a wyvern, yutyranus, terror bird, and a dodo.
Dodo and terror bird and dodorex and dodowyvern are a family
1:44
What has my life come to?
Lil Fat Birb lmafo
Oh god oh fuck
I love the story of the dodorex
Do a video about the birth of the dodo wyvern
Dodo smashes a sleeping wyvern
A dodo wyvern video would be the same as this but the rex is a wyvern and the baby is a wyvern who grew up to be a dodo there’s your story for
You
I know a Rex and a dodo can’t /. The slash is the Rex and the period is the dodo. You know what I mean right?
Not to get too vulgar, but if a Duck and a Dodo are similar, then its possible. A IRL Duck Called the Rudy Duck has been measured with a 16.5 inch (42cm)long Babymaker. That's longer than the Duck itself. SO place the 4x bigger Dodo (compared with the Duck)with proportionately similar lovemaking potential....and you have a Dodo capable of making a Stallion jealous. Its not realistically impossible.
@@twotone3471 uhh,wow,that's a big dick
@@thunderroxz5988 The things I've learnt since getting the Internet. Duck Wangs being one of them.
@@twotone3471 it's impressive that a mortal can get a dick as big as that,I don't know why it existed but damnn
@@thunderroxz5988 Next time you see a duck, and it has a smug look, now you know why.
4:29 be like:
Titanosaur: **JUST CHILLING**
Baby Dodorex: so you have chosen... *đËāŤh*
No it killed TOAST!
Toast is green
TOAST!!!!!!!!!!?????????? NOOOOOOOO
Toast is green and well,has toast around his neck,one being could never kill toast
Toast is a legend and the music said legends never die
Yeahhhhh boiiiiii
First of all ; How did a dodo bang a Rex?
Second of all; Dodos ftw
Third of all; Axe has a dodo fetish.
1. Dodo has skills
2. Dodos are life
3. yes :P
The AxeMan dose the dodo have a giant you know pee pee to bang the rex that’s what I want to know
This is possibly the most idiotic comment I have ever seen.
Dodo just jumps in and gets to work
He had a ten foot porno King Kong dong to say the least
Damn so historically acurate
Aslo he should do how the dodo wyvern was made
They had dirty night...
It's like the same Dodo smash the trex well smash wyvern
this deserves 1 billion likes from all who watch it.
lool thanks 😝
@Materbae no u
My theory:
The story of the Dodorex, the Dodowyvern, and the power of the Dodo:
A long, long time ago, Dodos ruled the world. They were all powerful and strong. They kept peace on the Arks, and helped the weak. But the dark lords, the Pego and the Ichthyornis, did not like the prosperity the Dodos had created. So, they assembled their armies and went to wreak havoc on the peaceful world. They split a massive trench in the highlands, and emerged from the depths of hell. The evil forces had two favorite targets, the Rex and the Wyvern. Both of these targets did not have power at this time, and so the Pegos terrorized the Rexes on the ground and the Ichthys terrorized the wyverns in the sky. The Dodos saw the chaos, and sympathized for the Wyverns and the Rexes. So, being the kind, brave, and empathetic Dodos they were, they gave all of their power to the Rexes and Wyverns, making them strong to fight the Demons. But the dodos knew it was a sacrifice, and they had no more power. They were reduced to tiny and weak beings, but it was necessary to help the Wyverns and Rexes. In this transfer of power, two animals were born, the Dodorex and the Dodowyvern. Now, every Halloween night, they both emerge, and the Zombdodos are the remains of the old powerful Dodo.
All that for 1 reply lol
I have a massive army of killer Dodos named Fred. Altered stats they can one shot a T Rex. There's Fred, green Fred, red Fred , girl Fred, angry Fred, horny Fred and many many more Freds. I love my Dodo army and together we have conquered the ark.
I actually watched the full 8 minutes😂
Anakin Skywalker me too
U want a medel
Yes
Fair enough
I agree
:D that so cracked me up. Love it
Bird logic :
Bird : imma find a strong reptile!!
Me: your gonna flipin die birdy!!!!
Actually dinosaurs are not reptiles
Love this! Love all the effort put into it
That was awesome and heartbreaking..... Alexa play despacito
I’m surprised the dodorex didn’t smash
Moral of the story
Make kibel not war
wait wait wait, he first was a normal dodo, then a zombie dodo, and finally a dodorex? Im mind blooooooowwwwwww righ now
Haha, that was great! Well done hun.
This is why you should be safe when getting freaky kids or else you might have a dodo rex
People before Ark: This game looks normal!
The Comunity:
Bro this video should get rewarded of like 20 mill views this was a good vid keep it up
5:55 birth of the *titanododorex*
Such a theatrical story the music moved me
Super Story, axellent editing :) !
I love how the little dodo goes from being tiny too huge in a second
"the dodo flew into the rexes arms"
well they are the right size.....
I am still wondering how the dodo managed to do it
The first Axeman video I watched. Never regretted it :)
how do the rex and. dodo go if the dodo is so small
This deserves millions of views likes and subs
I love the dodo rex
Spino one : where’s jimmy
Spino two : you didn’t hear he got killed
Spino one : oh no by what I swear if it’s those stupid carnos again
Spino two : oh no it’s much worse
Spino one : raptors
Spino two : no a dodo
Spino one : no seriously what killed him *turns around to see spino two being brutally killed by dodo*
Spino one : RUN
Loving this ark vid can you do a death worm or something
I remember seeing this and now I have returned
The AxeMan remind me to keep all of my Dodo's away from you and you're rex's and HOW IN THE WHOLE WORDS HOLY CAN A DODO SMASH A REX!? so much for "They gotta eat they gotta hunt they gotta....." Chris Pratt (Owen Grady JW).
Omg me and my cousin always laughed at that scene😂😂😂
This is the most beautiful love story I’ve ever seen
6:20 my teacher
you will never see a dodo and a t-rex mate
because they're extinct
😭😭😭😭😭
This technically means that dodos and T-Rexes are sub-species of each other..
Biology bro..
true og grinder mad hustle bro
HELP.
"Some hot dodo girlfriend who would get freaky with him."
Who else watching this in 2020?
1:49 that song made me turn down my sound XD
what is the name of it?
Lol soon when the music hit, I was dying XDDD great job
GOOD 😊
Cool story axeman i love your channel and watch all ark episodes,keep it up I always love to see more 👍🏻
2:27 hell nah
I laughed, I cried, I even touched myself a little. What a great story 👍
I touched myself a little to...
Who was Dodorex's mate? :D
Absol Cz Giga O_O
Absol Cz me
It might be an Asexual (Asexual means you Reproduce the babies on your own)
Totally a Wyvern
Homie Godzilla The King of monsters no asexual means there's no gender but two is required you're thinking of a hermafrodite
The best ark story I have proud of you keep it up
Why can it breath fire then?
TH-cam Time!! Cause their love was so strong it burned like fire
Or maybe he got some aspects from the dragon
Their love burned
TH-cam Time!! The egg was incubated with 50 campfires.
His dad was a Dragon lol🐉
This isn't a documentary, it's a love story
I love dodos
Unfortunately they are gone forever irl ;-;
JustaTOG No we can grind them back 😁
This Why i love The Axeman lmao.
99th like
I’ve never messed with the Dodorex... and now I never will...
Song name 5:15 ?
ReApEr_RO ya knew it was coming.......DARUDE-SANDSTORM
Omg! You were the one Joining my live stream yester day! :O
:/ story of the dodorex???? its not even serious but funny
Nice fanfiction, but I still prefer mating the grandma rex with the new born son to avoid taming other females
This makes so much sense
MAKE MORE STUFF LIKE THIS BUT LIKE WITH A WYVERN TO MAKE ITS WAY FROM A MINION TO AN ALPHA!!!! great video loved it
I just want to say you did a great job at doing this
Pov: the dodorex comes to the island when its "dark hour" on hallowen event.
I think we should all bow down to axeman
The Trike legit photo bombed
I like how the dodo did the hokey-pokey with the t-rex
Ok, but how dose a Dodo, do it with a Rex?
7:17 the pond looked like a ding dong
Hellnah 💀
And there it is the Dodorex! "Who looks lovely, fluffy and derpy" -James Beavers (quote from the gaming Beaver Jurassic world the game strongest hybrid or something like that)
Can you maybe do a dodowyvern one just a idea :/
Thanks for making this😭
You see when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much
Oooh eggs at the end dodowyvern maybe?
Love at first sight you go girl!!!
The trike was like welp i lost my luck
When the dodo got rejected by everybody I felt so bad he looked so sad
As soon as I saw the Titan I was yelling NO DODGE but then I realized that it's not actually going to do it
I love this so much please make one of the dodo wyvern
Totally off topic, BUT what is the beginning instrumental song called?
The rex was lvl 10 and dodo lvl 1000000, thats why it works
Narrator: Then it was the strongest Dino in the land
*THEN HUMANS CAME*
Cookie Gamer then one of the humans name Edmund became a powerful and a evil being named Rockwell
Gerald Cleveland Wasn’t Rockwell his last name tho? It never changed even after ascending by overdosing on element
I remember watching this when it was new nostalgia
so weird but freaking hillarious
5:23 my man killed a spino
The fact that this was the axe man 5 years ago shocks me
Rex: *slaughters a ton of dodos for food*
Dodo: can we now have sexual interactions with each other?LEMME SMASH
imagine if after his training had ended after years and the titan would have already passed away from old age
Damn That Video Triggerd Me