Professional move by the owner: serve Prez his pizza on a platter, not in a box. Because, one or more pizza boxes, everybody knows Prez has difficulties opening any of them.
Also happens to be the same amount of time we’ve been dealing with COVID shit. One nice guy not trying to ruin businesses someone doesn’t know the rules.
I tried the Pepperoni One Bite pizza last week. It's a 5.9 frozen pizza. It reminded me of a gas station pizza that sits in the warmers. Ill stick with these pizza reviews the frozen pizza needs to be revised. I'm surprised you didn't make it a thin crust.
Dave's frozen pizza has crunch if you bake it right. 450° 1 rack below middle. on a pizza sheet with the little holes. 10 min check. If all cheese is light golden brown, ready to crunch. If cheese is white, it ain't right. 🧀✌️
If you come through Pennsylvania there is a little place in Clearfield PA called Mabels Pizza only open Thursday-Sunday cash only take out only light airy crust just like you said you like I think you’d rate it 8.2 really good pizza square pies hope you can make the trip!
Dave you need to try Roma’s pizza in Bridgman Michigan. Great Italian pizza like a mom and pop shop. I’ve tried a lot of pizza joints around my area and Roma’s is by fare great pizza
Is Blondie ' Heart of Glass ' in every background??? It's like the 4th video I've heard it in ! And , I heard it today on the radio . Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeird man .
I can't be the only that guesses the score by the sound of the crust. Then gets pissed when he is off a decimal point! My pres scale is good, but when it's off my night is ruined. 🤣
Dave, you were dropped from my favorites list, (not by me) I was subscribed I haven't seen you in months, it had to happen a while ago, I have now re-subscribed and we'll see what happens, I'll keep you posted big dad, you look good on Tucker.
That swimming looked like a distress beacon.
looked like a dying fish trying to make its last swim
That clip of you drowning was awesome!!
^^^
Dave visiting his dealer, the scores are always higher. Only Debbie knows the rules!
shush englebert
One cheap plug everybody knows Jack's pizza is the gold standard for frozen pizza 🤣
One line, everyone knows Dave is gonna give a good score after he just made a good score!
Put the worthless coke jokes to rest already. You are incapable of an original thought.
@@riproar11 OK mom
@@riproar11 Someone is salty... it's a joke get over it
paul tresca wannabe ur score must have been whack xD
that pool needs a lifeguard, someone is drowning
That's what i said! Frankie - get in there!
I laughed my ass off on Dave swim technique 🤣
😂
Surprised he actually had any forward movement.
*drowning technique
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Pizza Flying
Give Davy a couple more of those drinks and the pizza score will be 9/1........
Dave was borderline drowning in that video clip. 😂😂
First time buying Dave's pizza and the last time. Everybody knows the rules
Was it that bad lol
@@steviealvaalbany2730 for frozen pizza it’s pretty good tbh
It's not even in the top 5 of frozen pizzas
I'd say it was a 6.6 pizza. It was $7, which was expensive for what it was. I could buy a Tony's pizza for $3, and it's better.
@@ShamrockNRoller damm so I won’t be trying it now lol
Heart of Glass playing in the background in key west Florida everybody knows he’s going to that handicap stall right after the review
Dave is cracking heads for his frozen pizzas. 4 for $49!
I saw those prices online. Zero chance I'm spending that much for a frozen pizza.
One EMT everyone knows Dave swims like a rock
Wow, the prez was doing butterfly exactly like Mark friggin' Spitz!!
If a biopic was made, Portnoy’s shoulderless body makes him the perfect person to star as a teenage Larry David.
100%
Shoulderless? Larry David?
Some people just shouldn’t ever post online, you’re one of them.🙄🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️💩
@@spanqueluv9er dave burner account
@@spanqueluv9er he has the shoulders of a 5th grade ballerino
Dave, if you remember doing the pizza review in NY with Dale Earnhardt Jr, he said his fav pizza in Key West was Mr. Z’s
I grew up on that pizza hell when I turned 17 I delivered for them
Mr Z’s right off duval for sure. And the cheesesteaks.
The way Dave was holding that pie diagonally at times made me feel uneasy, everybody knows the rules.
I know, it's as if the pie had a all season treaded rubber undercarriage.
If there is good pizza Dave will find it, everybody knows the rules.
Dave should review papa John’s pizza.
Heart of Glass playing in the background.. no copyrighted music worries here. Right.
A little Blondie in the afternoon, everybody knows the rules.....
Dave really knows how to swim, everybody knows the rules.
Except for people that never learned how to swim, they don’t know the rules
Dave is living the dream!!
Glad you are hitting my beautiful home state
What a tune in the back ground
Guessed your score. Extra credit- seeing Dave swim the butterfly. Gorgeous beach view; cool live music at end. Looks good to me
Dave, you need to try "only wood" On Duval street!
This place was four blocks down from us in November. Great pizza.
Absolutely love key west. Was just there last month
Do the Walmarts in Southern California carry the One Bite Frozen pizzas? Or is it an east coast thing?
If you go to Seaside Cafe at the Mansion you have to get the Lobster Pizza. That's what they're known for. It's incredible.
I'll have to be on the look out for One Bite Pizza next time I go shopping.
Professional move by the owner: serve Prez his pizza on a platter, not in a box.
Because, one or more pizza boxes, everybody knows Prez has difficulties opening any of them.
that same fucking cruch soundbite had me rolling
Sell out Dave knows the rules. Haven't seen a 6.4 score in 19 months. All of a sudden every pizza is good. 🤣
Also happens to be the same amount of time we’ve been dealing with COVID shit. One nice guy not trying to ruin businesses someone doesn’t know the rules.
But to be fair that was too high a score
The best frozen pizza is a 5.6 at best. Everybody knows the shameful plug.
Plus the fact the 4 pack is $50.. won’t even bother.
@@ArtVandelay_1998 a 4 pack of the barstool pizza is $50 ? That’s a little more than double what 4 should cost
@@charlie1832 Walmart charging $50 for 4pk thats $12.50 each insane price for frozen pizza.
@@charlie1832 yeah I checked at my local Walmart and it was $49.99. Agreed it shouldn’t be anymore then $25 for a 4 pack.
Ridiculous
Can't we all just get along?
Exactly!
I tried the Pepperoni One Bite pizza last week. It's a 5.9 frozen pizza. It reminded me of a gas station pizza that sits in the warmers. Ill stick with these pizza reviews the frozen pizza needs to be revised. I'm surprised you didn't make it a thin crust.
Hey Dave the Special Olympics are calling. The butterfly races are getting ready to start.
I get my variety One Bite Pizza pack on Monday or Tuesday. Can't wait. I'll give my honest review of each. Probably film it.
If you are ever in Northwest Arkansas and Walmart country. I think you'd enjoy The Rail pizza in Downtown Rogers, AR.
It was the dramatic swimming for me
Plot twist one bite frozen pizza is just Jacks pizza rebranded.
Just bought my one bite frozen pizza at Walmart today! Excited to try it. Got the golden pie; cheese... Not sold out in Minnesota!!
How much are they?
"I can swim like a mother******", shows clip, lmfao
If you ever get the chance, I always wondered what you would think of Bubba’s 33 Pizza. I think you’d love it actually! It’s one of our best sellers.
7.4 in Key West, El Prez is spreading the love to the end of the continent, everybody knows the rules. Rock on.
Dave's frozen pizza has crunch if you bake it right. 450° 1 rack below middle. on a pizza sheet with the little holes. 10 min check. If all cheese is light golden brown, ready to crunch. If cheese is white, it ain't right. 🧀✌️
If you come through Pennsylvania there is a little place in Clearfield PA called Mabels Pizza only open Thursday-Sunday cash only take out only light airy crust just like you said you like I think you’d rate it 8.2 really good pizza square pies hope you can make the trip!
Right across the street from the mansion is Southernmost on the Beach. Breakfast!!!
I have business in KW and Marathon mid December. This place is added to the itinerary.
Dave, I had to Hit the ALL notification bell again. TH-cam turned mine off when i already was getting all of your notifications. Justa heads up.
That flop on them swim skills 🤣🤣🤣
It feels so good guessing his rating correct before he says it
Nice fit Dave.
I went for three frozen pizzas. ($22.00).
Taste test to follow.
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Pizza Flying
One broken straw, everyone knows the rules
Modern straw quality sucks😂
One blondie in the background, everybody knows it's a heart of glass
One bite, was at Walmart yesterday and saw two full fridges of untouched One Bite pizza boxes
"I can swim like a motherfucker!"... Looks like a Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robot" being drown in a bath tub. 😂
That butterfly 😂🤣😅
Dave you need to try Roma’s pizza in Bridgman Michigan. Great Italian pizza like a mom and pop shop. I’ve tried a lot of pizza joints around my area and Roma’s is by fare great pizza
Is the item in question usually of the cheese variety?
yes
The Best Pizza In Key West Is ( Angelina's Pizzeria ) at Rick's Bar Across The Street From Sloppy Joes. Its A Must Try.
just guessed the score right. i think im becoming a fan of the show
I'm on my way, I live in Marathon!
That looked like a digiorno no way its a 7.4 and love the scarface music playing.
Dave’s last pizza review has to be in New Haven
literally the same stock crunch sound in each clip lmaooo ya fuck
One man drowning everyone knows the pizzas weighing him down
Come to Phoenix Arizona and review here. And you should do a review on Quicktrip pizza. Your bad ass by the way.
Would have to walk out of that concert
lol
What a nice swimming technique, looks like a drowning man struggling to get to the shore. Asides that good looking pizza.
looks like hes fighting to me lol wouldn't want to be near him #struggling
His swimming looked like a scene from Titanic.
He does a Butterfly like a Blowfish!🤣
At first i thought he was drowning and needed help.
@@frankrosemeck9898 🤣🤣🤣
Got my One Bite Pizza @ Walmart in Titletown (Green Bay)!!!!! Will see
Mr. Z’s for pizza, famous for the philly cheesesteak also. Lived there 5 years ate there twice a week
the streetcorn pizza is my favorite at seaside cafe
One strawberry daiquiri during a pizza review, everyone knows it didn't skew the rules.
Is Blondie ' Heart of Glass ' in every background??? It's like the 4th video I've heard it in ! And , I heard it today on the radio . Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeird man .
I can't be the only that guesses the score by the sound of the crust. Then gets pissed when he is off a decimal point! My pres scale is good, but when it's off my night is ruined. 🤣
We need him to do a stand up show. I think if actually be hilarious
Gotta try the One Bite frozen pizza.
Weird 70s music frozen strawberry daiquiri and pizza... this is what life is about
That's some butterfly swim...lmao
Dave, try OnlyWood Pizza on 613-1/2 Duval St, Key West. Pretty good.
Keep it up Dave!
Roberta's in Brooklyn one of the best sells frozen pizza. 👌
Dave, you were dropped from my favorites list, (not by me) I was subscribed I haven't seen you in months, it had to happen a while ago, I have now re-subscribed and we'll see what happens, I'll keep you posted big dad, you look good on Tucker.
The One Bite frozen Pizza better be good for $12.50 a Pizza at Walmart.
Insane price for frozen pizza rather go to local place and get fresh pizza.
Dave permanently lost his taste to COVID everybody knows the rules
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Pizza Flying
I just picked up your pizza's for dinner tonight!!! FUCK YEAH
Did you like it? What would you rate it?
You need to go to upper crust in celebration FL.
Next time, go to Onlywood. The small one. Trust me it's worth it!
Was this shot on one of the first flip phones with a camera?
You need to go to more places in Massachusetts, we got a lot of 🔥 pizza
Pmsl 🤣 of dave swimming
This was a chill out review just sayin. The sound of the breeze the waves hitting the shore .
You can tell the one bite frozen pizza is good because in every single video it has the same crisp, you can tell because the sound is the same.
They got it Dave
Strawberry Daquiri, I didn't know Dave played for the same team. 😁😁
Well it is key west🏳️🌈
Please bring your frozen pizzas to walmarts in Canada!