"let's just say for example your both card blocked. Does this speed up the process?" - VC Me: *looks at video and sees there is an hour and a half left* "guess it doesn't."
45 minutes in. VC: "I need to finish this game fast because I have real life things to do." Me: *Looks down at time stamp. Game still has over an hour left in it*
14:26 - “Pink’s really big in there… and removes White. Wait… why did you do that?” Probably had to do with Pink slow-rolling White at 13:38 trying to eliminate him. Would have ticked me off, too!
I’d pay membership fees to watch you play risk in public, at parades, flea markets, police departments etc. I’m not even joking, Vampire chicken IRL streams would be lit.
You're the BOAT, and opponents just don't see it until too late. You also have the best pizza analogies. Which has made me hungry. Okay, I'm back, that was delicious, I'm ready for the not-stalemate to continue. There's also the issue that pink could trade if you hit the red stack and have an even bigger pizza. With extra cheese. You don't want that, nobody wants that. Well played in your own, inimitable style.
If someone is botting out for only one turn, I would always give them the benefit of the doubt and assume they had connection issues. Happens surprisingly often in many places to lose connection to the world-wide-web for a few seconds.
Love your videos 👌😂 every single one. Around 2/3s through you explained multiple times that red was cardblocking you. Wasn’t it you who was trying to cardblock both😅😜🙈 guess I must rewatch 🤣
Half hour in, but why not trade with pink? Then you defeat red, win 80% of the board, and easily beat pink. Trading with red means the opposite - you kill pink, then it’s a 50/50 stalemate. Edit: literally came to this about 2 minutes later, but curious why that wasn’t the first idea instead of the backup plan.
I don't know about this Vampire Chicken guy. He seems funny and kind, but I heard he broke some poor old mans arms and stole his dog. On broad daylight!.. .... Allegedly.
Wouldve been funny if red was pinks although account to use to cheat to get his own rank up relized he wasn't going to win and gave up leaving you to deal with 2 massive bots
"let's just say for example your both card blocked. Does this speed up the process?" - VC
Me: *looks at video and sees there is an hour and a half left* "guess it doesn't."
Sometimes I pause the video and put my cursor over yours so it feels like we're holding hands
He is a married man, thumbs down.
@@kadenjohnsen1401 do you keep alliance? 🥺
next level: try following the cursor when he points out something
45 minutes in.
VC: "I need to finish this game fast because I have real life things to do."
Me: *Looks down at time stamp. Game still has over an hour left in it*
I can't believe I actually watched this from start to finish. You're a great entertainer
"the guy that pumps the cheese into red's crust, has quit" @1:37:57 ~ greatest risk streamer ever.
Johnny "betrays his best friend pink" has logged on
32 minutes in. "hopefully this accelerates the process". *Checks time left*
VC: "Black... sorry, pink."
VC literally 0.1sec later: "So black has to..."
less vampire chicken should be a yt shorts channel
"You steal a dog ONE time and suddenly you're a dog-stealer"...
33:00 certified ruh-roh moment
14:26 - “Pink’s really big in there… and removes White. Wait… why did you do that?”
Probably had to do with Pink slow-rolling White at 13:38 trying to eliminate him. Would have ticked me off, too!
...then pink reaches acrooooooooss the prison... and pink eats your pizza. He eats it up!
Shhh dont tell kylted, clicked off his video when i saw a alcatraz notification
Your secret is safe with me
2:38 excuse me? You're going to what like a psycho?
This video could have been called "Before the Parade Passes By" - literally and metaphorically.
1:33:13 I forgot about the pizza's 🤣🤣 (was in the strim)
I’d pay membership fees to watch you play risk in public, at parades, flea markets, police departments etc.
I’m not even joking, Vampire chicken IRL streams would be lit.
Imagine you just stayed loyal to pink instead of trying to trade with red. Hahaha.
Well done! This was a fun one!
Alright, 2 Alcatraz games in 3 days. Merry Christmas from VC! 😊
Ok, due to the length of time, I had to put the speed up 2X.
Bro sweated so hard his armpits became waterfalls 😭😭
I now want blue pizza
The ms paint pizza explanation is goated. Or should I say, boated
Johnny yoinks your dog😂
You're the BOAT, and opponents just don't see it until too late. You also have the best pizza analogies. Which has made me hungry. Okay, I'm back, that was delicious, I'm ready for the not-stalemate to continue. There's also the issue that pink could trade if you hit the red stack and have an even bigger pizza. With extra cheese. You don't want that, nobody wants that. Well played in your own, inimitable style.
50:21 yeah, try you very much for another great video - haha.
If someone is botting out for only one turn, I would always give them the benefit of the doubt and assume they had connection issues. Happens surprisingly often in many places to lose connection to the world-wide-web for a few seconds.
Afternoon posts for the win. You should rename yourself Johnny Bubonic with how much your kids get you sick 😆
INSANE clickbait for people who do not look at the runtime
Imagine red coming back in this moment 2:00:07
Good game, well played again
Love your videos 👌😂 every single one. Around 2/3s through you explained multiple times that red was cardblocking you. Wasn’t it you who was trying to cardblock both😅😜🙈 guess I must rewatch 🤣
White surrendering like that makes this a really interesting game
Another slapperdog banger 😂❤😂
the stream was too funny, so we forgot to let pink bot hit our cap with a bad roll
I knew immediately when you decided to trade with red instead of pink that red was going to get too strong for you.
This game had everything!
VC how excited are you about the Superman trailer
Zero
VC cannot handle the tounge stickey outey
The pizza analogy lmao.
You stole a dog????
It was a Free Dog, he says so in a clip.
And broke the guy's arm in the process. Wow.
Lets not forget, he implicated his child in this crime
the man clearly has no morals, but I heard the old man and the dog had it coming. They sent a heart, what else was he supposed to do?
Johnny Yoink-your-dog has logged on
oh how disloyalty punished you
Half hour in, but why not trade with pink? Then you defeat red, win 80% of the board, and easily beat pink.
Trading with red means the opposite - you kill pink, then it’s a 50/50 stalemate.
Edit: literally came to this about 2 minutes later, but curious why that wasn’t the first idea instead of the backup plan.
These videos are a tutorial on what not to do
You broke his arm ?
You were in such a strong position and then you slam red instead of fortifying back to cap and give up 2 caps and a bonus to red for nothing.
mistakes were made, the double card block was still on
Prison, stealing dogs, pizza coupons, betrayal, and click bait title. There is just not a finer way to spend 2 hours.
I don't know about this Vampire Chicken guy. He seems funny and kind, but I heard he broke some poor old mans arms and stole his dog. On broad daylight!.. .... Allegedly.
Good evening VC 🌞
Good evening!
Kids are great! I have a couple @@morevampirechicken
'god spawn'. --- video is still 2 hours long 😂😂
Wouldve been funny if red was pinks although account to use to cheat to get his own rank up relized he wasn't going to win and gave up leaving you to deal with 2 massive bots
You stole dogs?😂