That...seems to be a reoccurring theme in a lot of AI generated videos. I don't know if it's from prompts or if this is how computers see the humans as a whole.
The AI cannot understand what or why humans eat. All it can understand is that we do it. Therefore, in the twisted nodes of its electric mind, humans eat everything.
It's what the AI wants - Monster mash-up. Let's make it happen, the match everyone has been waiting for who came first Dino v Primate.. King Kong vs T-Rex vs... Godzilla!?!?!.. who invited him. Blockbuster of the summer.
that was the worst part because kign kong sucks, mammals in general aren't very cool but king kong especially. Don't understand why anyone would ever like a primate as an animal. They're like humans but with all their worst phsyical atrributes ever.
@@slimkuns Nah sorry buddy the prompts were pretty funny but shoving king kong everywhere was severely unfortunate little guy. A better imagination is needed next time, something that isn't a primate tbh.
Dr Malcolm's weird growling laugh works so well there, too. That's the exact sound I'd expect coming from a grown man playing with dinosaur stuffies with his lawyer.
I can barely breathe. This is so hysterical and perfect. The ai taking 1 throwaway line about King Kong and making him a recurring character is amazing.
0:21 Paleontologist eats ambar 1:03 Nedry gets force-fed an entire barbasol can 1:58 Hammond eats raptor fetus 3:25 Nedry yet again delights himself with barbasol shaving foam 4:06 Grant enjoys a raptor egg breakfast 5:31 Rats devour an entire velociraptor The AI is really obsessed with food for some reason
This shit is always fascinating to me. I feel like if we get to the point where we record dreams in a digital video format they'd look a lot like AI videos.
@@KairuHakubi fascinating. I wonder... is that how you typically see/feel about other people? I normally see faceless people in my dreams because i dont care for most people irl. I ignore them & even if i have to interact with them, it is usually forgotten in a few hours or immediately (depending on the context). I see most people as bland or boring.
3:14 me in a nightmare, trying to escape, but for some reason, in my nightmares, my ability to fly always messes up and I end up only able to float 3 feet off the ground.😂
I used to have that, but over time I have become much better at flying in my dream, weirdly enough. Much faster too! Apparently you can learn in your dreams?
It’s past midnight and I have work tomorrow… the bed is shaking as I’m laughing trying not to wake the other half up. This is the best thing I’ve watched in a while on here, and yes, I’ve been here since day one… It’s the Hammond shaking every opportunity he gets for me, also wasn’t expecting Muldoon to start licking the gun. We need more - please add some classic movies I, as an 80s kid grew up watching (Terminator, Predator, Robocop, Alien etc) please!
So.. what i got from this is that King Kong is basically the Hades of jurassic Park. He controls who gets in and out of the gates of jurassic Park, and he keeps all the dinosaurs in line. Obviously, rexy keeps him on his toes cause Kong keeps having to give her the business whenever she acts up 💪🏾🤣
A.I...uh...finds a way.
Underrated
BAHAHAHAHHA I LOVE IT
Best comment! 🤣
Lmao that got me
604 and counting people read this comment in perfect Jeff Goldbloom stereo.
So they DID have King Kong on the Island.
Gigantopithecus agrees with this
3:01 he even showed up again to brawl with Rexy
Yes on the blu Ray version
And Hammond invited Nosferatu. Spared no expense.
Mmmm... monke
5:05 velociraptor got tired of chasing the kids and just decided to cook his own meal.
nah he was just getting all the ingredients ready for when he cooked them
_Clever girl._
I'll thumbs up that one.
And then called support
He got tired of hunting and gathering. 😂😅
Dr Hammond pops the wine cork.
"Hey! We were saving that!"
"For today!"
Chugs the entire bottle and has a massive seizure. lol
My face was hurting from laughter from that scene 🤣🤣🤣
He drank champagne and red wine back to back 🤪
No wonder he had a seizure
lmfao
😂😂😂 bra I can’t stop laughing at that one.
I lost it when toilet seat and passenger launched to space 😂
It's just like that easter egg in Starcraft 2 where you can launch an outhouse into space
@@Vangror ok now that's interesting and hilarious.
Its fine, do you know another way to get out of that situation?
That's how you escape from a hungry T-Rex while sitting on a toilet.
He went full skippity toilet
Honestly, seeing Gennaro with vampire fangs was top tier
One of my fav parts.
The AI agreed with Hammond's view of lawyers being bloodsuckers and literally made him one. And, they're right.
And about to give me nightmares for the rest of my life !
Accurate 😂
Most accurate lawyer
"Looks more like a six-foot turkey!"
*Vaporizes child*
I was expecting to see him rip his stomach with the raptor claw like he explains in the movie
I was expecting a Giant turkey attacking him
he had it coming
reveals that child has a neanderthal skeleton
@@holdingpattern245 More like a chimpansee skeleton. See that snout?!
Every time the characters are holding something, the AI makes them eat it.
That...seems to be a reoccurring theme in a lot of AI generated videos. I don't know if it's from prompts or if this is how computers see the humans as a whole.
@@LewisZepher That is what we are ngl
The AI cannot understand what or why humans eat. All it can understand is that we do it. Therefore, in the twisted nodes of its electric mind, humans eat everything.
The ai was hungry that day
@@legitbeans9078 It makes sense now! AI yearns to know what food tastes like!
I love that King Kong wanted to square up every time Rexy was involved xD
It's what the AI wants - Monster mash-up. Let's make it happen, the match everyone has been waiting for who came first Dino v Primate.. King Kong vs T-Rex vs... Godzilla!?!?!.. who invited him. Blockbuster of the summer.
Yeah I was hoping for a Kong vs Rex fight at the end
Peter Jackson king Kong
Kong's got zero tolerance when it comes to that dino violence 😤
It looked like a Family Guy sketch tbh 😂
2:46 the triceratops abruptly exploding into a meat fountain surprised me so much hahaha
made me jump
Lol
5:49
"Jurassic Park is filmed in front of a live studio audience."
You gotta admit the T-Rex was a pretty good actor
It adds to why Jurassic Park “feels soo real”
@@Mizikame the t-rex when people say t-rex should have feathers: 😤
"APPLAUSE"
"Do Not Eat"
Sitcom
Lost it when King Kong kept showing up
that was the worst part because kign kong sucks, mammals in general aren't very cool but king kong especially. Don't understand why anyone would ever like a primate as an animal. They're like humans but with all their worst phsyical atrributes ever.
@@neo-filthyfrank1347 He's just a big monkey bro it's not that deep
@@neo-filthyfrank1347 Excuse me!! I will have to know that my Grandmother was a mammal.
@@slimkuns Nah sorry buddy the prompts were pretty funny but shoving king kong everywhere was severely unfortunate little guy. A better imagination is needed next time, something that isn't a primate tbh.
@@neo-filthyfrank1347so i see you are hating. Bro just leave it to yourself
3:58…”Dinosaur egg. The dinosaurs are breeding.”…then proceeds to eat the hell out of that shell!😂😂😂
I was laughing for 5 minutes! 😂
The look on the girls faces, priceless lol
@@EriqzzzzHahaha yeah lol'd at that one
Looks like King Kong really has a grudge against that T. Rex😂
He heard it was Godzilla's cousin
Stephen Spielberg: Velociraptors learn how to open doors.
AI: Let's make them know how to cook a five course meal.
See and that's what Spielberg never thought of.
I wouldn’t put it past a velociraptor , they are really smart! 🧑🍳
Alan: Try to imagine yourself in the cretaceous period
𝙁𝙡𝙖𝙮𝙨 𝙩𝙚𝙣 𝙮𝙚𝙖𝙧 𝙤𝙡𝙙 𝙖𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙙 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙨𝙢𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙖𝙗𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙛𝙤𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙡𝙨
He's a rational man
average day in the dread fort
"So sad to hear about the end of the Ligma period"
"Isn't it supposed to be the Jurassic perio-"
"Ligma Balls"
*Atomizes child*
Little shit had it coming.
He takes archeology very serious after all.
1:15 with Malcolm and the Lawyer playing with toy dinosaurs and two randoms showing up to watch absolutely creased me.
Dr Malcolm's weird growling laugh works so well there, too. That's the exact sound I'd expect coming from a grown man playing with dinosaur stuffies with his lawyer.
Tbf, those toys belonged to the two random guys. "Those are OUR toys!"
We gana ignore how he magically turned his hat into a Marketable Trex plushie?
The faces of the randos were so bizarre. It's like AI can't distinguish between marvel and terror.
some of those stills immediately after that timestamp could be framed.
I can barely breathe. This is so hysterical and perfect.
The ai taking 1 throwaway line about King Kong and making him a recurring character is amazing.
Honestly the fact he made so many appearances - the name needs to be changed to Jurassic Park ft. King Kong
@@Anellabennett I would totally watch a feature version of that.
That crowd cheering at the end was literally the audience when they saw the rex kick ass for the first time in theaters.
04:11 - 04:14
King Kong appears again, like: "HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON, DUMB DINOSAUR!?" 😂
5:12 dinosaur: OMFGGGG I CALL OREN NOW
Dr Satler is kissing everybody LOL
She's more dangerous than the raptors.
Everyone but Grant, sadly
more like cucking Alan at every chance XD
@@ZombieChicken1310 Poor Grant...
@@ZombieChicken1310she got Grant when Sam L’s arm flopped out.
4:35 Oh, Mr Arnold
That part got me lol
Yeah that one hit different considering he was canonically dead
He's holding on to somebody's butt.
Lmao that caught me off guard
Best part
2:08 "Blood Sucking lawyer." 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Literally 🤣
AI was so precoccupied if it could, it didn't stop to think it if it should.
Not even 10 seconds in and I can't stop laughing after the gatekeeper got popped like a balloon.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I didn't stop laughing for several minutes, it took away my depression, I cried frantically laughing, this video is therapeutic, it's a gem.
It’s a great video isn’t it. Hope you’re doing well and getting help if you need it 💪🏼
5:38 Bro why did he had to do him like that so hard?😂😂
Best part of the video.
The noogie of death!!!
@@M1GarandMan3005 Grant's secret archeological technique of the Andes Mountains.
The moment I saw this video at this part I was dying laughing hard 😂😂😂
Giving him an oil massage
0:21 Paleontologist eats ambar
1:03 Nedry gets force-fed an entire barbasol can
1:58 Hammond eats raptor fetus
3:25 Nedry yet again delights himself with barbasol shaving foam
4:06 Grant enjoys a raptor egg breakfast
5:31 Rats devour an entire velociraptor
The AI is really obsessed with food for some reason
You forgot the scene at 5:05 with the raptor cooking with a skillet.
It's settled then; AI is controlled by the Hobbits.
Also it obsessed with kisses and King Kong vs t-Rex brawl
Everyone knows that one shaving foam is healthier than ten scrambled eggs))
And sex. Just like humans. They also obsessed with these two thing. I mean... us.
@@ThunderHunter-h7w AI probably had an orgasm when it saw the Kong vs Meat-eater fight
I love how Samuel L Jackson gets so mad he becomes part of the machine and destroys it from the inside
That was him?
@ Yes he was pretty good with different roles back in the day. He still is but i think everyone just wants him to be him lol Samuel L Jackson.
I'm sending this to all the people who told me Jurassic Park could not be any better. Every single one of them.
Are you telling me that King Kong was in charge of opening and closing the gate to Jurassic Park?
Yep this is the version Spielberg didn’t want you to see, King Kong had to get a job.
@jammin2575 Honestly, a crossover between Peter Jackson's King Kong and Jurassic Park sounds kinda cool actually
"God Dammit, King Kong! Not agai!"
Always has been
Who else is big enough?
0:35 Alan just goes straight up Homelander on the kid lol
This shit is always fascinating to me. I feel like if we get to the point where we record dreams in a digital video format they'd look a lot like AI videos.
Totally
You mean "nightmares", right? 😅
Both.
my dreams look exactly like this, and it pisses me off. i wanna think about pretty things and all i see is twisty ugly people.
@@KairuHakubi fascinating. I wonder... is that how you typically see/feel about other people? I normally see faceless people in my dreams because i dont care for most people irl. I ignore them & even if i have to interact with them, it is usually forgotten in a few hours or immediately (depending on the context). I see most people as bland or boring.
50% hilarious, 50% nightmare fuel.
A very surreal combo.
2:00 John Hammond: dinosaur omelet mmmmmmm
Everyone else: flabbergasted, shocked, surprised,devastated
0:26 I was expecting/hoping for Dr. Grant to spontaneously turn into a 6 foot turkey and attack the kid 😝
I expecting him to pull out the Velociraptor claw and gut him.
@@dannylopez5976 to turn into a velocirraptor
Sadly, all he did was revert the kid to a Neanderthal skeleton.
@@dannylopez5976that was my exact same thought process. Missed opportunity
Make the kid actually try to imagine what he's saying, then have a complete mental breakdown.
3:14 me in a nightmare, trying to escape, but for some reason, in my nightmares, my ability to fly always messes up and I end up only able to float 3 feet off the ground.😂
I used to have that, but over time I have become much better at flying in my dream, weirdly enough. Much faster too! Apparently you can learn in your dreams?
5:39 is the best one, alan was a teeny bit frustrated
😂😂😂 yaaaaa
🤣 🤣 🤣
It’s past midnight and I have work tomorrow… the bed is shaking as I’m laughing trying not to wake the other half up.
This is the best thing I’ve watched in a while on here, and yes, I’ve been here since day one…
It’s the Hammond shaking every opportunity he gets for me, also wasn’t expecting Muldoon to start licking the gun.
We need more - please add some classic movies I, as an 80s kid grew up watching (Terminator, Predator, Robocop, Alien etc) please!
“You’re supposed to come down here and defend me and all I have is the bloodsucking lawyer!” - perfect timing with the bloodsucking vampire! 🧛♂️ 🤣🤣🤣
Dr. Grant smacking Hammond to the ground is freaking hilarious 😂😂😂 I did not expected that
I wish he could do that to Tyrese Gibson 😊😅😂.
That kid getting vaporised for science 😭😭
I heard on a podcast last year in passing, that kid grew up to be somebody interesting. Can't remember...
The actor, or the character?
If you're referring to the latter, I believe I recall hearing stories ( fan theories) about how he could be Owen in JW.
@@William-Sunman can't remember, and could find what I was lookin for
4:47 bro violated the gun 😭
SPAS 12? More like SPUSSY 12.
Just like Tyrese Gibson 😊😅😂.
@@maguicobain3805Damn lol
Honestly, this is the one that sent me 😅
4:47 "lemme show you what I do with clever girls"
4:16 king kong invading the movie for the fourth time lol
AI reminds me of my dreams at night, I'm either waking up laughing or crapping my pants.
Alan killed that kid by turning into Neanderthal bone binoculars. 😂
5:04 why is speckles the tarbosaurus holding a frying pan?! lmao
speckles the tarbosaurus... made me lol
@@slimkuns lol how
@@neonthebluinkling Just read it and laughed 😅
Lol, I miss that movie
hol up, let him cook
1:27 Why does grant have like 27 pairs of glasses?!
Just like the Trex, he's eyes no work so great.
@@slimkuns I don’t blame him 😂🤣💀
He went from being Dr. Grant to Doc Brown in 2 seconds.
If you slow it down, some of them come out of his eyes 😂
New to this AI charly foxtrot ? Lucky guy…
"What do they got in there, King Kong?"
Ai: "YES!
"
*T-rex appears*
King kong: Aye scrap up
3:13 I Believe I Can Fly
Gennaro tried to escape on his magic toilet.
He touched the sky alright. 😂
I mean, he IS a vampire!
He joined the skibbity toilet army
....on a toilet across the sky 🎵
Ellie seems to have had a great time at Jurassic Park 😂💋💋💋
The Raptor Cooking 💀
Scrambled!!!
Let him cook
Clever girl
Let him cook
PLATING IN 5
"What do they have in there? King Kong?"
King Kong: "Well actually, yeah! Let me show you!"
"And... what's this?! It's King Kong with a steel chair!!"
"Your Scientists Were So Preoccupied With Whether Or Not They Could, They Didn’t Stop To Think If They Should.”
Reading capitalized letters at the beginning of each word makes me feel like I'm going to have a stroke
5:13 she is calling the other velociraptors
LMAO
XDDDD
King Kong busting through the door and Alan viciously ruffling Dr Hammand's hair made me audibly chuckle
"so they got king kong in here?"
King Kong: **proceeds to show up in the rest of the video**
So.. what i got from this is that King Kong is basically the Hades of jurassic Park. He controls who gets in and out of the gates of jurassic Park, and he keeps all the dinosaurs in line. Obviously, rexy keeps him on his toes cause Kong keeps having to give her the business whenever she acts up 💪🏾🤣
2:45 instagib jumpscare
My favourite next to Hammond getting beat up at the end. 🤣
It made my skin crawl
I FUCKING JUMPED
3:22 "I don't have any food!" _Becomes cream cheese_
Dude nervously starts eating right in front of the hungry dinosaur.
0:57 *laughing intensifies*
😂👀👀
He took too many happy pills.
0:57 i'm hurting from all the laughter have that would happen in movie. Specially the shaving cream part. 😂😂😂
The sunglasses had me going like a hyena
Having Kong as an ally would have come in handy.
I haven't laughed so much on youtube in ages!
Thank you. 😂
5:42 😆😂👑🦖
Oh.. 😱 Scatter!
*You don't have to run faster than the T-rex, just faster than the person behind you. R.I.P
Same 😂
2:31 So this proved Malcome's chaos theory
I’m pretty sure this is how it played out in his head
I love how she says, “Hey Alan, look at this… “ 😮😂
@@S0ulfire84I was just thinking the same thing!
Ellie Sattler and Robert Muldoon blasting their way out of the bunker as if they were Dino Crisis lol
Poor Rexy, she couldn't do anything without Kong coming to give her a smack lol
"what do they got in there, king kong?"
that set the tone for so much of the movie
0:47 This brings literal meaning to the term, raging alcoholic.
2:08 "the blood sucking lawyer" and the lawyer responds by showing his fangs 😂
He looked like Tyrese Gibson 😊😅😂.
Piss off, King Kong, this is not your film! 😂
Velocirraptor just wanted having breakfast peacefully
2:46 Yhe triceratops they were just attending to sudden explodes. 😂😂
5:41 is crazy...
I believe Alan was rather frustrated about the entire situation, but I could be totally wrong.
You know what else is crazy
@@BrickStop-o7c do tell
@@slimkuns that the low taper fade meme is still massize
@@BrickStop-o7c lol
Kong scenes were amazing 😂 did not expect that. He's obsessed with rexy
Not gonna lie: those rats swarming the raptor actually gave me a brown note.
You went full Tyrese 😊😅😂.
4:26 *AI:* "Oh, they have guns, now. I guess they're supposed to shoot them, right?"
0:12 Giant bugs from Jurassic World Dominion!? 🦟🦟🦟
Love the King Kong scenes. LMFAO! 😂🦍
Ruined? You mean made even better 😂😂😂
no
Yes
2:46 me when mild inconvenience
This made me laugh so hard
He's so good at his job that he can destroy and fix the pc at the same time
I was not expecting that to even happen for all that he just hit hard😂😂😂
I got jumpscared by that.
5:12 "911 What's Ur Emergency?"
Raptor: HELP AI IS KILLING ME 😭💀
Edit1: Oh Boi! thanks for 100 Likes Guys! 😅
King Kong always saving the day
I love how kong just keeps turning up 😂
constantly went from LOOOL to WTF!?!? to EWWWWWWWWWWWWW rinse and repeat
The great circle of life
4:16 he just split into 2😂
1:38 dinosaur wanted them to be his hoomans
King Kong repeatedly showing up just killed me 😂
Well...that was simultaneously hilarious and terrifying.
Subscribed.
1:02 was so wholesome. They're excited about making a ton of money together so they got a little silly.
04:25 basically the JP games on Snes/Genesis
True
Every Jurassic Park arcade shooter
Rampage Edition
@@sinocutar5193Rampage edition on megadrive and chaos continues on snes were amazing.
King Kong trying to keep the T.rex in check 😂
Thought King Kong was gonna make one last appearance fighting the T.rex at the end.
Jurassic Park - The "Coupon Day" version
2:09 when AI takes the script literally. 😂
John Hammond chugging the champagne before even telling why he's there is awesome, though😂
Some may say the King Kong gag was a little bit too repetitive, I say there wasn't nearly enough of it hahaha
King Kong has major beef with the T-Rex.
Imagine being able to go back in time and show this to our younger selves. Jeez