Dion is speaking all facts. There's no way I could look my family straight in the face and say I skipped out on $2mil for 2mil IG followers,my chick would punch me in the face for being out here on some Jack and the magic beans shit. $200K I might get a pass but $2mil..... immediate three piece double biscuit
She's definitely come a long way; I remember the days where alot of her jokes weren't quite landing, but her timing, delivery and her jokes have noticeably improved over the years. 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
I don't think that they know how fast The Flash can truly run.. It is nothing for him to run across water.. In fact he is so fast that he can run across the sky; plus forward and backward through time. This segment is not really a debate.
Ain't nobody brought up accidentally breaking the sound barrier with sonic booms every time you take off, all the back wind everywhere you pass running super fast, tearing through your regular shoes every time you run somewhere...running fast can cause some major issues out here
Since there were no stipulations on these abilities (Run fast vs Fly Slow), let's talk about it. TL/DR: Super Speed at more than moderate speeds (+100mph) has a tremendous (and deadly) downsides, and flying slowly, has very limited benefits, with most detriments being easily avoidable. Let's get flying slowly out of the way, the obvious downsides are that, you are moving at a moderate speed, that is easily outpaced. If you are trying to escape or get anywhere quickly, hang it up! Also flying high is very limited. You will run into so many FAA issues, as well putting yourself into literal danger. Also at around 10,000ft, you'll start requiring oxygen. You can actually see an example of this in the movie Hulk (the lesser movie). An upside, you no longer have to worry about crowds or needing a ladder. Also, no need for a parachute? Running fast, they mentioned the Flash, Dash Parr, and A-Train. They have similar abilities, but they are all utilized differently. Dash and A-Train are more comparable to each than the Flash. So we'll start with these two. Dash does not have an explicitly stated heightened metabolism like A-Train does. His naturally acquired powers enable him to have super speed and enhanced reaction time. There also seems to some sort of natural resistance against the frictional force of air. A-Train on the hand, uses equipment to help protect him from those same forces. Now, let's talk the Flash. No matter which member of this prestigious speedster family you refer to, they will outclass the other two on this list easily. But! They have an advantage outside of their "speed". The way speed works is DC for the uninitiated, is that there are "speedsters", characters that can move insanely fast (Cheetah, Superman, etc.), and then you have "speedsters" like the Flash family, who are connected to the Speed Force. This is a literal catchall for all speed and related abilities for the users connected to it. "Why doesn't air friction affect the Flash", Speed Force. "What helps the drain speed from other speedsters?", Speed Force. It makes it so that speedsters in connected to it, use their abilities with as little consequence as possible, such as killing everyone around him when uses them. So back to the question, unless I have an attachment to the Speed Force, or protective equipment, I'm not running at insane speeds to get myself and other killed. Though, at a much lower and reasonable speed, the average sized human could achieve the Dash feat of running on water at around 70mph. There is no stated relation to reaction speed and the like, so real world physics seem to apply to this question, and accelerating/decelerating would be the thing that does you in, if running into something does not. For the flying crowd out there, I think this is also a great choice. To me it would appeal to the people are already more inclined to things like hiking/walking, photography, and extreme sports, or those trying to sneak around without making a sound. It is not suited for travel though.
Meg was in the club doing the shoulder lean and killed somebody 🤣😂
One of the funniest shoulder jokes I’ve every heard
🤣🤣🤣🤣
That shit was crazy funny 🗣😭😂😭😂
That was funny as shit!!!!
Meg doing the shoulder lean in the club and killing somebody got me fucking crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.
Dion is underrated. Most his jokes get lost over the zoom but bruh when you catch em.. Dawg
LITERALLY
I glanced at the screen when Pat came on, thought he had on a graduation cap, and it made sense. 😂
Lmao, I swear I thought I was the only one
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Pat don't be knowing the simplist things. Riding bike makes you stink is just the hilarious line
He’s a creative genius but not knowing the simplest things was the cost
@@jokesterr119 thats usually how it is. Besides its not like the stuff he just found out he really need lol
Meg brought up the incredibles, yet completely left out the scene where Dash ran on water
Man I wanted to yell thru my phone so bad lol
There are clearly no Flash fans on this episode
Man I was coming to say the same thing
Nahh she said it 38:50
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I really do believe Keysha had a Fannntasstiiccic weekend!
Writing all over her face
😂😂😂 this was the funniest intro, "nobody move or the egg gets it" ... "the baby stays" woooo let me buckle up for this ep
Yes Deon!! I would want a fully loaded RV and the upkeep included as long as I have it!
I instantly thought of a Prevost.
Run really fast vs fly slow was one of the best debates on here in a while 🤣👍🏼 good shit🔥
Always a good time when Dion is around!!! Yall make my Mondays! 😄
Egg:I count six shots!
Plan b:I count two guns!😂😂
"Keisha got some peen" is hilarious 😂😂
This lineup 🔥
Dion
Keysha E. ♥️♥️
Meg and Tahir with the “Dinner with Jay-Z” ass choice LMAO😭
33:40 😂 Tahir’s slow fly by 😂
I thought he was done when he went out the screen but he went back by again slow af 😭😭
The advantage of flying is there is no wear and tear on your knees, ankles and feet.
They not even thinking about the amount of shoes you would burn thru unless you got special shoes.
Tahir won’t let dion live the freestyle down 🤣
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meg was in the club doing the shoulder lean and killed somebody 💀 Tahir is so hilarious 😄
"Oh Booyyyy" -Dion Lack 😂😂
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A hotdog rotator in the glove compartment would be wild as hell 😂😂😂😂
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“CD player?!” 😂😂😂
Dion is speaking all facts. There's no way I could look my family straight in the face and say I skipped out on $2mil for 2mil IG followers,my chick would punch me in the face for being out here on some Jack and the magic beans shit. $200K I might get a pass but $2mil..... immediate three piece double biscuit
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And on some real shit you can just buy an account with 2mil like those big meme accounts
“Close yo tabs Tahir”😂😂😂😂
Why Pat login like he wasn't supposed to be there lol
I’m def with Pat on the wanting to be in multiple places with my dream vacation.
LMFAO "I spit out when Tahir said "u gone smell like outside too, flying ass" 😭
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33:26 when tahir started floating out of frame HAHAHAHA im cryying
Why does Meg not remember that Dash from The Incredibles could also run on water?
“I go to get the picture developed she wasnt even in the picture anymore” 😂😂😂😂
Meg saying Aston Martin is a regular car almost made me go crazy 😭
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Tahir is to lying, what Meg is to delusion.
“Can you take a Plan B as a Plan A?”😂😂😂
21:47 a hotdog rotator in the car 😂😂 Meg mean
Y’all turned “which one would you rather have” to “You shouldn’t like that one” 😂
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They do that every episode with every round. 🤣
Always lol. Like yall asked ME
Dion just created someone’s villain story 😂
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Bro hit em with the the worst cockblock of 2023😭😭
Optimus prime shoulders. Hilarious
Pat looks like he has a yellow graduation cap on all episode 😂
Meg at the end of the episode: Squad Transform And Roll Out !
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With the followers you have to keep them and be willing to be someone who will post and take advantage of the 2 million followers
Tahir: Let's not embarrass each other 😂😂😂😂
Meg was going in this episode 😂!!
And was still wrong
I swear Meg is my new favorite roaster. Can we please get Meg on the next season of Roast Me?? Lbvs
She's definitely come a long way; I remember the days where alot of her jokes weren't quite landing, but her timing, delivery and her jokes have noticeably improved over the years. 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
Meg definitely got alot better, but she's not roast me good.
You say that until they roast her into oblivion for 10 minutes straight and it’s omg how could they do that to her 😭😭
@@MarvelousJP facts. Lotta women cant take that gang up. She can prolly do Battlegrounds tho
the way they ignored the “new nickname alert” joke in the beginning 😬 iykyk
This Podcast forever 🔥🔥🔥🔥
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That was the best shoulder joke of the year lmao.
The women NEVER roast each other. No matter which women are on the show, they never roast each other.
Meg roasted lou lou once 😂
Man I never miss a Monday I be up waiting for that upload😭
dont have a dream car so: dream vacation. a car is a forever bill, a vacation is a forever memory of joy.
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I would like a refurbished old school Bronco, fully customized with a lift kit. Powder blue 🤩
Meg got Optimus Prime shoulders 🤣🤣
Pat got that spirit internet
I choose Option 3. Take the money for either in a duffle bag. Don't tell anyone I won anything and let me figure it out from there.
I don't think that they know how fast The Flash can truly run.. It is nothing for him to run across water.. In fact he is so fast that he can run across the sky; plus forward and backward through time. This segment is not really a debate.
Right!?! 😂 Plus the government gonna shoot you down flying slow. Look what they did to that balloon 😂😂😂
Tahir dream car got a hotdog rotator? Lmao
Keisha E sincerely “ What is the boys?”
Ain't nobody brought up accidentally breaking the sound barrier with sonic booms every time you take off, all the back wind everywhere you pass running super fast, tearing through your regular shoes every time you run somewhere...running fast can cause some major issues out here
Eastern Michigan University Alumni 🎓🦅 and I drove one of my dream cars Chevy SS up Woodward ave past all the miles!
Wish I could get to the point to say 200k is nothing. Damn that line was so rich sounding
Meg.."is the Red SEA a lake?"🤦🏾🤣
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It’s still a handout though! Lmao!
I would take the vacation .....the car includes maintence yearly taxes etc
Naw Pat, having the ability to fly 💯%
Changes fear of heights. For me at least
I agree, I’m only afraid of heights because I’ll die if I fall. if I can fly i’d be fine.
Why it look like Patrick has on a graduation cap tho….🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
I thought it was me 😂😂
Definitely would do tahir tree house slideshow for a vacation
CP WE MISS YOU
Okay one thing. If u can go Mach speed(flash can go ftl nd even mftl), u can run on water lol
Imo dion freestyle on dam internet was one of the best😭😭😭
Flight also means you can jump high, you can swim by flying through the water, and you'd never take fall damage.
LOL New nickname alert
Hilarious Meg got the shoulders of Optimus Prime
I like how they forgot it was $200,000 and not $2mil💀
Yes. I was confuse. 😅
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Tahir showed off that Tree house and everybody else was like 😐
Not Rin and Tin lol
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I would just fly around my house I’d never use the stairs again 😂 who needs to fly fast
I’m running fast & becoming a world class sprinter
Pat wants to be in the ice going to Greenland! Iceland is the green country lol
Hilarious! They just pointed out The Flash weakness is celery. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Paradox Lunchbox
My dream vacation is a world tour for a year lol
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Dream car: 1994 Ford F-150, 4x4, SuperCab, regular bed
Ayyyye! Pat, Aston Martin DB Is my Dream Car as well that’s wiiiild.
I almost spit out my smoothie after that shoulder lean joke 😂
meg dont just have a chip on her shoulder its the whole bag
The ending was basically Apple and U2 lol.
Who gon tell em about running on water...? Lol this one gave me anxiety 😅
I imagine Dion raps start with “a hip.. hop.. a hippy”
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People clown Spirit when it is the most expensive airline. They charge you for everything so if you can afford Spirit, you the man Pat!!!
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My dream vacation would be to visit every country in Africa! 🥰
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Dion need to chill Dayton don't even have a Ritz Hotel 😂😂 round trip back to Ohio is crazy lmao 🤣
7 is the better mile of Detroit Pat
Dion aka Filth crew in the building
Since there were no stipulations on these abilities (Run fast vs Fly Slow), let's talk about it.
TL/DR: Super Speed at more than moderate speeds (+100mph) has a tremendous (and deadly) downsides, and flying slowly, has very limited benefits, with most detriments being easily avoidable.
Let's get flying slowly out of the way, the obvious downsides are that, you are moving at a moderate speed, that is easily outpaced. If you are trying to escape or get anywhere quickly, hang it up! Also flying high is very limited. You will run into so many FAA issues, as well putting yourself into literal danger. Also at around 10,000ft, you'll start requiring oxygen. You can actually see an example of this in the movie Hulk (the lesser movie).
An upside, you no longer have to worry about crowds or needing a ladder. Also, no need for a parachute?
Running fast, they mentioned the Flash, Dash Parr, and A-Train. They have similar abilities, but they are all utilized differently. Dash and A-Train are more comparable to each than the Flash. So we'll start with these two. Dash does not have an explicitly stated heightened metabolism like A-Train does. His naturally acquired powers enable him to have super speed and enhanced reaction time. There also seems to some sort of natural resistance against the frictional force of air. A-Train on the hand, uses equipment to help protect him from those same forces.
Now, let's talk the Flash. No matter which member of this prestigious speedster family you refer to, they will outclass the other two on this list easily. But! They have an advantage outside of their "speed". The way speed works is DC for the uninitiated, is that there are "speedsters", characters that can move insanely fast (Cheetah, Superman, etc.), and then you have "speedsters" like the Flash family, who are connected to the Speed Force. This is a literal catchall for all speed and related abilities for the users connected to it. "Why doesn't air friction affect the Flash", Speed Force. "What helps the drain speed from other speedsters?", Speed Force. It makes it so that speedsters in connected to it, use their abilities with as little consequence as possible, such as killing everyone around him when uses them.
So back to the question, unless I have an attachment to the Speed Force, or protective equipment, I'm not running at insane speeds to get myself and other killed. Though, at a much lower and reasonable speed, the average sized human could achieve the Dash feat of running on water at around 70mph. There is no stated relation to reaction speed and the like, so real world physics seem to apply to this question, and accelerating/decelerating would be the thing that does you in, if running into something does not.
For the flying crowd out there, I think this is also a great choice. To me it would appeal to the people are already more inclined to things like hiking/walking, photography, and extreme sports, or those trying to sneak around without making a sound. It is not suited for travel though.
It's Keisha hand for meee 😂😂😂
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it take meg a little longer than normal to get that dust off her shoulder
Keysha looks just like Jayda Cheaves. Like identical
Thought I was the only one😂❤
the flex meg said 200k was nothing meg show me how to flip the bag the 200k sounded too
good for me
I’m with Meg on swimming really fast if you can run really fast . Legs moving fast !
I was just telling a friend abbot duck you Pat shirts lol
The second question was lopsided. Super speed was the only option
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Pat wanting to be fast so he could beat the Jamaicans in track is funny, except he wouldn't be able to pass the drug test. 🤣🤣
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@@SpeedAcademy2 I'm good but thanks anyway.