Noah : "Look at that guy over there" Me : **looks at my penguin doll across the room** My penguin doll that's staring back at my mental self : "Just smile and wave boys, smile and wave."
Random time stamps 2:04 you got some sand on your butt 2:20 Noah just playing with your butt 2:57 he’s having world war 3 with your butt 4:00 spying on a guy that’s swimming 4:05 realizing the dude isn’t wearing anything 4:20 He’s offended the dude don’t got clothes on 4:34 questioning us 5:14 he boutta call the cops 🧍♀️ 5:31 he’s going at it with the butt again 5:40 HES CALLING YOU CUTE 5:53 boop 6:04 calling the butt cute 6:08 some Michael Jackson hee hee 9:06 Italian accent 10:28 watching the naked dude bathe 10:47 get your old ass outta here
You know that they both watch asmrs right, I caught them while I was watching mak- i mean cuddling asmrs and saw there comment...oh and don’t tell deku I was here ok 👌
i have a special place in heart for sea and ocean itself and i haven’t been to it in two years because of covid 19 and just hearing those tides in the back and noah being all cheesy and flirty makes my heart feel steady and flutter at the very same time.. one of the most romantic videos.. 🌊 thank you noah❤️
Him: “I wanna go in there and just taste the salt water” Me: *bad flashbacks to when I almost drowned at the beach and swallowed like a gallon of salt water when I was 5* “Yeah please don’t do that it’s not tasty”😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Me, after hearing the whole italian accent thing: "... Honey, no matter how cute you are imitating the accent badly, I need to ask... Did you drink coffee again?"
I was gonna give Noah a hard time about staying itching instead of scratching. But he gave a such a multo bene Frenchified "Italian" accent that made me laugh so hard that I couldn't care less if he kept itching anything. Lol.
*7:57* wow, he’s not stopping to shock me. I thought in his recent video he said the most German thing I’ve ever heard from him but I take that back. Now I‘m gonna wait patiently for him to say: „ wanna go and eat bratwurst with sauerkraut?”
This and so many other audios are the proof of why I like your content so much, they are very natural and sometimes very specific with the stories 😄 so it feels very realistic
"do I embarrass when we go places?" is the softest and kindest thing i've ever heard hahahahaha. But the cutness is not from the question, it's your voice OMG i keep listening to that part
Noah:“Do I embarrass you when go places?” Video ends* Me: “well I guess you’ll never have to know what my answer is, but I think you already know what it is.”
Wow i've been binge watching your videos today and i literally *just* turned on notifications! I'm glad i'm early because i want to say that i love your content so much. The ones where you are so caring and supportive are my favorite especially since i have nobody to turn to when my anxiety hits the roof. Is there a way to make suggestions or send you scripts ideas? Stay awesome, much love ❤
I discovered your channel about a week or 2 ago and I subscribed automatically. Really love your content and your sense of humor. Much love from Canada. 💕💕
"It's a bit cold" Me currently dying from the heat in my country "Heh...yeah" I cannot wait to take a bath in the middle of the night in winter, God is it hot!
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"yeah the ocean is nice, i was talking about you" wattpad jumped out
😂
@@idk._.1346 Love the pfp lol
LMAOO
love ur pfp
LMAO FR
Noah: “are you sure u don’t want to go for a swim?”
me: 🌊 🏃♀️ ✨
She’s a runner, she’s a track star
i can't swem...
@@xPinkP to be fair, u ARE a cat pink 😂
i’m good with some seashells
I mean...ocean swimming has its perks.
A wise man once said: I don't like sand. It's coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere.
It gets into awkward places too
Pink was detected. Mission complete
and that’s why i don’t go to the beach
love the beach but the sand is never missed
(While patting Pink’s black kitty head)
Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth.
Noah, talking about the view: “Isn’t that amazing?”
Me, blinded by the sun reflecting off the sea: “If you say so?”
🥲🥲
😎
@@xPinkP If you’re suggesting sunglasses, I took them off because I couldn’t see what he was talking about because I’m already blind
I went to the beach today and I got some very good pictures of the sun set
Me blinded because I’m normally blind: “whatever you say”
okay, but his deep voice is everything
An addiction 🔥
Istg
I am literally in love with him
It’s like heaven 😩💕🕊🙏🏽
Mhm …
Noah : "Look at that guy over there"
Me : **looks at my penguin doll across the room**
My penguin doll that's staring back at my mental self :
"Just smile and wave boys, smile and wave."
👁️👄👁️💧
Pffff lmaooo
LMAO
Me remembering where i heard that from: oooooooh You got that from the penguins 🐧
-From Madagascar
Love that movie ❤☺
Then when you look away it starts singing “You got a friend in em” from toy story 😩🙌🏻
“Do I embarrass you when we go places?”
Not as much as I embarrass the two of us when we go places 😘
LMAOOO
Lmao
Why is that so true with me- i always dress like my mom wish she took birth control- 😂
Lmao- so true` that's me.
@Anime lover 💙✨ Yeah-?
Random time stamps
2:04 you got some sand on your butt
2:20 Noah just playing with your butt
2:57 he’s having world war 3 with your butt
4:00 spying on a guy that’s swimming
4:05 realizing the dude isn’t wearing anything
4:20 He’s offended the dude don’t got clothes on
4:34 questioning us
5:14 he boutta call the cops 🧍♀️
5:31 he’s going at it with the butt again
5:40 HES CALLING YOU CUTE
5:53 boop
6:04 calling the butt cute
6:08 some Michael Jackson hee hee
9:06 Italian accent
10:28 watching the naked dude bathe
10:47 get your old ass outta here
THANK U I NEEDED THIS LMAO
Thank you 😌
Thanks bestie
pllllss the explanations😭😭😭🤚🤚🤚
THANKS BESTIEEE
noah : slap her butt every 10 seconds, can't stop starring at that naked dude minding his buisness
also noah : Keep it pg !!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
the audacity of him
@@roboticsamwich ikr !!
CAT! He's doing that stuff again!
hahaha!!!!
“You have sand on your butt”
Yeah sure Noah. More like the whole beach judging from the way you’re brushing it off!!!
That is it. These comments are going to kill me.I'm dying.
@@littlearrow8292 fr
Yeah
FR
I was thinking the same thing😭
Him: “that was smooth”
Me: *SMOOTH LIKE BUTTER* 😭
*guys we literally finished the whole song oh my- love you all😭💜*
*LIKE A CRIMINAL UNDERCOVER*
smooth like mondo butter
*GON’ POP LIKE TROUBLE*
@@adtsai *BREAKING INTO YOUR HEART LIKE THAT*
@@chansrightlefteyebrowhair9670 *COOL SHADE STUNNER*
I live for his “He He heee” AHHHH IT JUST SO CUTE I’M LITERALLY DYING EVERY TIME I HEAR IT
YESSSS ME TOOOO
POV: *u can’t get a bf so u listen to roleplay audios*
Edit: guess who got a bf and stopped listening to audios💪
Exactly
✨FACTS✨
Nah I have a girlfriend but she’s in California-
Wow... you just explained my WHOLE life in a few words- WTF
Counter: you have standards so until they’re met u listen to role play audios 😌
I'm officially crushing on this man so much
Frl lol i just came across him yesterday 😂💀
I thought I was lesbian... but this man be doin fine😔💅
I know right?! I'm telling you that guys like him have 100% ruined my standards! 😍
Noah:"such a cute butt" *slaps*
My Transparent Butty:"oh...well thank you"
@Londonsamari Longmire LMAO PLEASE
@Londonsamari Longmire HAHAHAAHAHHA
Omg💀💀💀♡♡♡
my hands clicked faster than Iida could attack Stain
OUTTA POCKET- 😭😭😭💀
You are a genius 👁👄👁
OMG-
@Alice Stoppioni omg yass Queen, who's your fav? 🥰
LMAO and hello my fellow weebs
Noah: "are you sure you don't want to go for a swim?"
Me: "I can't swim but thank you 😀"
Same 😃
Same
10:27 "we can watch that naked dude bathe"
10:47 "get your old ass outta here"
And the way he ended the video
Lmaooooo I CAN'T plsss😭😭😭💀💀
Stop being so adorable Noah, it's dangerous (but please don't actually stop)
Noah- isn't that amazing?
Me- yeah It's amazing that I can actually imagine a beach and ocean at 2:30 am in my own room.
PLEASE
me: sad and depressed about to go to sleep
Noah: well hello there ❤️🥰🥰❤️❤️🤩❤️
SAMEE
exactly the sameeee
I feel ya
Samee
Too relatable girl
Noah: I like the view...
Y/N: You do?
Noah: Yes... Your my best view...
Y/N: Naaaaawwwww, your so sweet!
Eri
You know that they both watch asmrs right, I caught them while I was watching mak- i mean cuddling asmrs and saw there comment...oh and don’t tell deku I was here ok 👌
That’s from that one dude from 90 Day Fiancé right?
MAN'S GETTING REAL' CREATIVE OMG
i can’t believe i‘m simping for a voice hajah
You get used to it 😭
It’s ok. We‘re all simping together💕
@@julidee_ ain’t that the truth ❤️😭
Listen to Boyfriendaudio and you’ll be a real simp
“took us so long to get here” sir i literally live at a 10 minute drive from the beach..
lucky one
OK BITCH you don't have to brag about it
alright we gotta visit you @itslula
omg lucky! 🏃♀️ ✨
i WILL house you all, my children
it’s the oscars 2022 hashtag for me 😂
same!
Naturally
Oh my god that’s gold 💀
“are you sure you don’t wanna go for a swim?”
*me with thalassophobia:* 👍😁👍
I am sorry for asking but I don’t know what that is so can you explain to me what it is
@@simivalleydave it’s ok :) thalassophobia is the fear of the ocean or open water
@@5166y thank you for explaining it to me it makes more sense to me now
@@simivalleydave np
Noah: “ You sure you don’t wanna swim? “
*me who swims in the ocean for 8 hours straight in one day*
Me: 👁👄👁 Sir what-
Wha?
How does one-
Noah: “You sure you don't wanna go for swim?”
Me: *whose most favourite water body is sea and is down everytime to swim in there* 👁️👄👁️?
Ikr XD
“The ocean is nice, I was talking about you”
Me: *so am I the ocean?*
i have a special place in heart for sea and ocean itself and i haven’t been to it in two years because of covid 19 and just hearing those tides in the back and noah being all cheesy and flirty makes my heart feel steady and flutter at the very same time.. one of the most romantic videos.. 🌊
thank you noah❤️
the thumbnail: *”theres sand on your butt”*
me: “*burst out laughing”*
me: *peacefully listening to this with headphones on*
my mom: should we go to the beach next weekend?
me: *panicking* 👁👄👁💧
Noya what are you doing here ?
Who cares about anything else going on, your the true husbando
Him: “I wanna go in there and just taste the salt water”
Me: *bad flashbacks to when I almost drowned at the beach and swallowed like a gallon of salt water when I was 5* “Yeah please don’t do that it’s not tasty”😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Oh lord, are you okay 😭😭😭😂😂😂
Are you okay? Oh ya btw who is that person in the profile I’ve seen 5 people with this profile
@@im.not.c00l88 I’m okay now I about coughed up blood but I’m okay haha
Ohh okk now I don't wanna taste salt water 👍😌😂
This might be my fave comment yet, not bc you almost drowned but bc it made me cry tears 😂😂
Noah, in Italy, a reservation at a restaurant is more like a “at some point I’m gonna be there tonight, maybe around 10” we don’t give tables away😒
i am too German to understand that, I am sorry
@@xPinkP go get drunk at some beer festival and let us chill people alone🤌🏻
That’s the way to do it
@@itslula5231 bruh wth, u think german people are just some drunkards
@@thefandango8286 bruh, i think you got your humour stolen, want me to call the police?
Me, after hearing the whole italian accent thing:
"... Honey, no matter how cute you are imitating the accent badly, I need to ask... Did you drink coffee again?"
posting streak bestie we love to see it
I’m feeling a bit depressed it’s time to cope in a healthy way. *searches up Noah*
Me: *crying*
Noah: *posts a video*
Me: ahhh why was i sad? *enjoys the video 😌*
Of all the things I expected a beachside recording to be, this was definitely, absolutely, entirely, the ficklest of mistresses to my mind
ohh you mean a Wankelmütige Liebhaberin? I got you 😉
*something happens*
Noah: jeez 🙄
Bagels: ✍️✍️✍️
his one big mood
ha jeez, Rick!
@@xPinkP w-w-w-we need to go on quick adventure *burps*
@@itslula5231 We neet again :) hello matching pfp twin
oh yes, bring us some summer vibes
Right??? The weather needs to catch up
Alternate title: ASMR Boyfriend Swats Sand Off Your Butt for Almost a Full Minute
Sequel: ASMR Boyfriend Swats Dust Off Your Jeans for a Solid Two Minutes
oh i thought i was the only one that noticed
@@miragedive Trilogy: AMSR Boyfriend Swats His Own Chalk Handprint Off Your Jumpsuit for More Than Three Minutes
I can think of worse things tbh
ASMR Boyfriends slaps you in the face bc of a fly (4mins)
"he he he" Noah's evil laugh 🥺😂
I was gonna give Noah a hard time about staying itching instead of scratching. But he gave a such a multo bene Frenchified "Italian" accent that made me laugh so hard that I couldn't care less if he kept itching anything. Lol.
Thank God you’re here, I was already feeling the “big sad”
damn that’s a lot of sand
at least 5 pounds
"Do I embarrass you when we go places?"
Me: a lil tiny bit sometimes but i love you sm so it's okay :3 ❤.
Awesome vid
Noah's been feeding us really well :)
Everybody say Thanks Noah. :')
me : Duuuude you're cringy ! stop it ! let that man be
noah : do i embarrass you when we go places
me : not even a little bit *sarcasm*
I mean do they really love you if they aren't embarrassing you everywhere they go 😂
@@TheMoominModel naaaah haha
omg! such a coincidence! i’m coming back home from the beach and just started getting service. and the first notification i got was this!!! 💖
That unnecessarily long sand cleaning was so comedic xD
Stay tuned for Part 2: ASMR Boyfriend Gets Hit by a Rogue Beach Ball Thrown by an Out-of-Control Toddler
karma
@@roboticsamwich Vengeance is sweet
he diserves it
😆😆😆
Karma 👍🏿
*7:57* wow, he’s not stopping to shock me. I thought in his recent video he said the most German thing I’ve ever heard from him but I take that back. Now I‘m gonna wait patiently for him to say: „ wanna go and eat bratwurst with sauerkraut?”
“Do I embarrass you when we go places?”
*video ends*
Skinny dipping publicly...could be entertaining with enough liquid courage.
lol but just a random old man suddenly skinny dipping near by? 😂
i’m gonna pass
If you were tipsy everyone could judge tho...
Cat are you into old people? 👀
@@xPinkP no. Im in for the amusement factor.
Noah: "Are you sure you don't wanna go for a swim"
**Me who doesn't know how to swim** : wtf you tryna say bitc- 😃
People who can’t swim are the ones that don’t drown 🤓
@NitaJones Artly oof me neither
I’m telling kiri
This and so many other audios are the proof of why I like your content so much, they are very natural and sometimes very specific with the stories 😄 so it feels very realistic
Thanks for making our days brighter Noah ♥️
"do I embarrass when we go places?" is the softest and kindest thing i've ever heard hahahahaha. But the cutness is not from the question, it's your voice OMG i keep listening to that part
Noah:“Do I embarrass you when go places?”
Video ends*
Me: “well I guess you’ll never have to know what my answer is, but I think you already know what it is.”
Wow i've been binge watching your videos today and i literally *just* turned on notifications! I'm glad i'm early because i want to say that i love your content so much. The ones where you are so caring and supportive are my favorite especially since i have nobody to turn to when my anxiety hits the roof.
Is there a way to make suggestions or send you scripts ideas?
Stay awesome, much love ❤
Him: yeah the ocean is nice but I was talking about you
Me: OooOOO swaggers I see what you did there
Noah deserves an Oscar 😌
I love your voice so much
It gives me shivers and tingles down my spine....
Take care❤
Tbh I was kinda mad about how he kept smacking it and getting the unwanted public attention. Lol yes I'm really shy.
The boop was just so 🥺
All I feel is pain 😭 bro I want and need this one day 😔
Well Italians have learned to love life and not rush that's why they expect you to be late...its about the romance
it's all about the romance
romance 👏 is 👏 a 👏 must 👏
@@xPinkP they expect a man will love his woman well prior to going in public. Hahahahaha
SAY🗣IT🗣LOUDER🗣FOR🗣THE🗣PEOPLE🗣IN🗣THE🗣BACK🗣QUEEN🗣
@@itslula5231 done babes. Oh, it's done.
Noah: no nevermind i dont speak italian.
Me (being able to speak fluent Italien): yea me neither. 👁➖👁💧
I discovered your channel about a week or 2 ago and I subscribed automatically. Really love your content and your sense of humor. Much love from Canada. 💕💕
"Look at that view"
My brain: "I like the view"
"You do?"
"Yeah"
"Your my best view"
"Mehh"
"Do I embarrass you when we go places?"
Me, without hesitation: "Yes."
I love this goofiness it’s adorable and cute
thumbnail:"yeah theres sand on ur butt"
me: "WHATDIDHESAYYYYYY"
"Do I embarrass you when we go places?" 😂😂
The cut off at the end had me dying cause I said “yes -^-“
7:50
Me from Germany:
,,Ja Bruder fühle ich." 🤣
(Translation: "Yeah bro I feel it.")
EINFACH TRUEEE
The deep monotone of your voice made this absolutely hilarious, looking forward to more xD you got a new sub!
i am SCAVENGING for my earphones right now
Congrats on 75k!! ❤️
0:06 not me being childish and saying “look at all them chickens! ” 👀
This was perfect ✨ like l just went to the beach today and now l can hear to nice oceans waves while listen to your BOOUITFUL voice😌✨
His "ji ji ji" get me everytime, I cant help but laugh
it’s the fact this man ALWAYS makes me laugh💀 i always forget this is ASMR and not a comedy/podcast/ romance show😭😭
me : wait why does he sound french
noah : i turn into french now
I KNEW IT
he is the ultimate European!
Noah switching from German to French like someone threw him an uno reverse card
@@xPinkP well apparently not italian 🙄
@@miragedive 🤣🤣🤣
He's Mister Worldwide xdd
You dont embarrass me i love the drama💅
*go to sleep*
Noah: *post a video*
*wake up*
Noah: *post a video*
We are well fed
It caught me off guard the "do I embarrass you when we go places?" That was adorable
Noah’s been updating frequently, now we have to know whether or not he’s doing okay.
i’m at the beach rn and i specifically came back here for it
omg i love the beach 🏖 💕
i want to eat sand
@@xPinkP wait what ?
@@xPinkP bro you okay?
@@xPinkP well just don't leave a prezzie behind. The beach is not your sandbox woman
@@xPinkP how does it taste, bestie?
I always fall asleep on your voice no matter what the content is❤
Love it 😍 how do you come up with your story are they based off something that happened to you or did you make them your self 🌸
“Are you sure you don’t wanna go for a swim”
I can’t swim
Happy birthday reven
"It's a bit cold"
Me currently dying from the heat in my country "Heh...yeah"
I cannot wait to take a bath in the middle of the night in winter, God is it hot!
"do i embarass you when we go places?" nooour cause this is the funniest sht ever pls 😭😭
“ If in Germany if I make a reservation at 10.... I’m gonna be there at 9 :45....”
Dear Lord.....you sound like my Mom
you will 4ever be my favorite content creator when it comes to audios
Can we just talk about the hashtags real quick ?
👀
@@xPinkP the audacity of this man
After his audacity last night, is his audacity today really surprising?
@@miragedive not really actually
Him: *looking at the naked old dude*
Me: HEY STOP LOOKING AT HIM LOOK AT ✨ME✨ IM PRETTYRRRR