8:06 Me: (Still doing my Australian impression) “Just moi luck. Oi protected my village and won the heart of crocodoile queen, who kidnapped me and planned to marry me. Ugh! What will Oi tell the boys back home? Well, at least Steve Irwin wasn’t here to see this.”
Her: "You'll give me a chance?" Me: "Yeah, sure. Why not we start slow and..." Her: "Yes!" (begins to suck my face) Me: "Not what I had in mind, but this also works"
Why did I EVER consider trying to leave when she is so sweet!? This story has to continue! Question: Was anybody else tricked into thinking this would lead to sex, and then became disappointed when it was just naked cuddles?...Just me?...ok
Oh... my heart... it's too precious. Very fast-paced, gets to the point, yet is still very sweet and touching, with so many emotions conveyed in such a small time frame. This is an excellent piece of short form audio art! It would be nice to have more unique concepts like this one for future roleplays. So many underrated and unique waifu ideas to be had... the possibilities are nearly endless. Great work Miss Dangerous!
Damn, from kidnapped to married in less than 10 minutes that has to be a new record, oh well, that is something for future me to think about, for now I am just going to get some sleep afterall, it's not everyday that you get to cuddle with a queen. Another lovely audio, thank you.
What I absolutely love about this asmr is the queen allows herself to be vulnerable with the human she's worried that she will never find love it hits my soul because I'm pretty much the same
I really hope there's a part to this one I have a proposition to give it a little bit more depth and spice to this series The Listener should have some kind of tragic or sad backstory where he has scars all over his body but he had to stay strong to survive and he only wanted to survive
I did not see this coming, but it is quite interesting. Reminds me of the Mokole were crocodilians from old school Werewolf fame. Hope to hear more of this...crocodile rock 🤓
1B.H. croc girl: hey uh are you not even a little curious of why the queen wanted that human male 2B.H. croc girl: no, not even a little... why do you ask? 1B.H. croc girl: well hehe y'know do ya want to know what there even doing or want to know what she's going to do with him 2B.H. croc girl: *thinks about lewd things* n-no i don't think I want to know what there doing a-and I don't care either 1B.H. croc girl: ... I can see your tail waging, are you thinking of dirty things again (A few minutes later) 2B.H. croc girl: y'know I don't even know how the fuck you even convinced me to do this 1B.H. croc girl: (whispering) ssshhhhhh we got to be quite alright so shut up and help me get to the window so I can get a better view 2B.H. croc girl: ugh fine (helps prop up) so what do you see... hey do you see anything? 1B.H. croc girl: t-t-there naked a-and cuddling 2B.H. croc girl: wait what?! 1B.H. croc girl: y-yeah and the queen is using her tail to hold him close 2B.H. croc girl: hey ah the petrol guards are walking this way we need to get going
"Turn around" and "I'll use my tail" at 7:24 scared the hell out of half concious me. I seriously thought I was about to get pegged by a crocodile queen on the first date.
Her: "Soon, we will make plans for our wedding Me: "Okay, that doesn't sound too- Her: "And after we're married, we'll begin the mating ceremony" Me: "Wait what?"
I have a question about this, actually two questions. One, does she lay eggs? And two, does she have a crocodile's bite force? The latter is a safety concern and the former is just curiousity.
Am I the only one who thinks crocodiles are the ultimate predators they live for a long time,there jaw will end anything and they ambush by water sources making them such a threat certain animals have reflexes when drinking just to counter them like think about that
Well, they are essentially unchanged since the Cretaceous period and probably feasted on our proto mammalian ancestors. Now we turn them and gators into belts and shoes.
Ok, wait, hold up a minute. So if this is apparently a Crocodile/ Human Hybrid, how exactly is she looking? Because i highly doubt kissing is possible with a Crocodile Jaw. Is it like Reptile from Mortal Kombat?
Well i think its mostly human because they live in a tribe but she has a tail and probabli scales (crocodile leather) they are also strong -> they carried armor .
Queen croc: The tribe need the king. Me: No thank you woop woop woop. Also me: every time I'm going to the lakes I always get jumped by sea monsters woman why God why you have abandoned me bro.
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Crocodile Queen: Why are you here?
Me: A donkey told me that he was throwing a party at a swamp. Am I at the right place?
I hope I even bring drinks and food
@@rikuto6690 Same. Hope there is enough for everyone.
@@javamationstudios2548 I hope too but ogre eat a lot right ? Maybe I'll buy more later
@@rikuto6690 Go do that bud. Get him LOTS of onions.🌰
@@javamationstudios2548 Ok no problem 👍👍
Not gonna lie when she started crying my brain was screaming CROCODILE TEARS
Yo same my brain did not trust that shit
So glad that I’m not the only one who thought that
Lol... I checked comments because I thought the same thing
Same lmao
yeah i figured as much with how quick she jumped our bones a few seconds later
A crocodile? That sounds a bit Dangero- Oh nevermind that's the point.
Ah he gets what she’s thowen down
YES
So we have a crocodile waifu seems fun I need danger in my life
@@Skylerraemhild What're you doing here, Little Land Boy?
@@kanonenbootk-2950 you dare challenge the mighty Vermack
As a man from Florida I can say this is 100% accurate
As another Florida man, I can confirm.
In fact, my wife's a croc.
Gators not crocs. Crocs are for upside down people
As yet another Florida man, what in the sam hill is wrong with us with falling for someone that can kill us so easily?! 🤔😂
@@crazyanimegamer5667 I guess ya gotta take some risks to be truly alive
@@thatonecatguy5115 That's very true. If you never ever take risk, what are you really doing with your life?
Crikey, this be a new type a role play innit?
Genius comment.
YEP
We are different to the bri’ish, we don’t say innit.
Anyone want some of my Vegemite?
@@sheevpalpatine2524 NO THANKS BUT I WOULD LOVE SOME OLD SPICE BODY WASH
8:06 Me: (Still doing my Australian impression) “Just moi luck. Oi protected my village and won the heart of crocodoile queen, who kidnapped me and planned to marry me. Ugh! What will Oi tell the boys back home? Well, at least Steve Irwin wasn’t here to see this.”
"We've got to do something about those . . . clothes."
Aw man, it's never a 'trying on new outfits montage' 🤣
More of a strip down thing
Me: *Runs away*
Her: *Starts crying*
Me running back with flowers: Hey I saw these awhile ago and thought you'd like them.
They had us in the first half ngl
Awhile ago I was think “why are there no alligator waifus.” This makes me VERY interested.
Arknights has a bunch of those.
@@QDRG64 oh really? Gotta check that out then...
(Pulls out gun angrily) THIS IS A CROC NOT AN ALLIGATOR ARAAEAAAAAARARAA
(It's just a joke but it made me a bit angry)
@@lasagnaboy4075 Australia :P
My fav animals are crocs
Dangerous could literally roleplay as a toaster and still somehow make it sexy
Yeah...I can see it
Thanks for the script idea lol
This...has potential
Yandere Toaster?
Title:the sexy little toaster
Her: "You'll give me a chance?"
Me: "Yeah, sure. Why not we start slow and..."
Her: "Yes!" (begins to suck my face)
Me: "Not what I had in mind, but this also works"
Then proceeds to get naked
That escalated quickly, VERY, quickly
@@saint_mully1712 went from 1-100 real quick.
Im not complaining. 😏
@@toby3630 :calls a mental hospital for you and a therapist for myself:
At this point I’m just wondering how many distinctly different voices Dangerous can fit into one audio.
Dean Malenko was the man of a thousand holds. Dangerous is the woman of a thousand voices.
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@@crazyanimegamer5667 troy baker: am i a joke to you?
@@flamingrubys11
Mel Blanc: sit down boy.
I wonder if her crying was “crocodile tears” she got calm really quickly after all
Haha, good catch 😂
Part two
I’m scared I hope she doesn’t do that death roll thing.
I hope she does ಠ◡ಠ
Death roll in water: 😱
Death roll in bed: 😍
As long she is not hungry you will be alright (I think? I don't know anything about crocodile's)
Usually gators
As long as the death roll doesn't happen during oral
Crocadilions: *exists*
Florida Man: YEEEEEEEAAAAA BOOOOOIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!
Next thing you know, we’ll be captured by a sentient being and we somehow made it to outer space.... This was an absolute yes.
Crocodilians are the best reptiles. Also I'm going to imagine her being a Cuvier's Dwarf Caiman.
Fair. But Nagas are right up there. Lol
Snapping turtles, that's all I'm gonna say
Agreed
That's a hell of a name for a crocodile
That is an oddly specific and obscure species.
Think it’s safe to say no one expected this kind of theme.
Are u challenging me?
This warmed my heart in a strange way but I did injoy it. It's rare for me to feel this way don't let anyone get to you saying you have bad content.
Oh fun! Cheers!! *edit* 2:09 wow. pure dominance. Very quality stuff! That was so amazing. Definitely would love to see more. Thank you
Interior Crocodile Alligator...I’m sorry I couldn’t help myself.
Well done Bion
Thank you
Why did I EVER consider trying to leave when she is so sweet!? This story has to continue!
Question: Was anybody else tricked into thinking this would lead to sex, and then became disappointed when it was just naked cuddles?...Just me?...ok
Naked cuddles....
That's just a family friendly way of saying it
@@dog_boy5123 just “wrestling”
Oh... my heart... it's too precious. Very fast-paced, gets to the point, yet is still very sweet and touching, with so many emotions conveyed in such a small time frame. This is an excellent piece of short form audio art! It would be nice to have more unique concepts like this one for future roleplays. So many underrated and unique waifu ideas to be had... the possibilities are nearly endless.
Great work Miss Dangerous!
It's rather rare to have the listener be a complete badass in these ASMR stories. I love it tho! Really cool back story.
THINK MARK!
what's the point of being called dangerous asmr if there's no danger?!
Ous asmr
Looks like the Death Roll just got a whole lot better
“Aw no she’s cry-CROCODILE TEARS! DANGER!”
Gotta love the attention to detail in these videos
Damn, from kidnapped to married in less than 10 minutes that has to be a new record, oh well, that is something for future me to think about, for now I am just going to get some sleep afterall, it's not everyday that you get to cuddle with a queen. Another lovely audio, thank you.
This needs a part 2
Never thought I'd be into a crocodile girl but this change my mind can't wait for part 2
They really make any animal into something hot the human imagination knows no bounds
Plot twist, the wyvern queen wishes to claim to us for the same reason...
My thought too.
Ohhhh.. An love triangel between 2 savage reptile race's, and a human.... Sounds SPICY 😈 😁
King Ghidorah: do I count as a wyvern
3:09
"I don't like where this is going"
Awesome audio as always dangerous
You are THE BEST🖤💜
This sounded more like a teaser to a NSFW Audio on her Patreon
I wish.
I did not expect this kind of asmr this is great
What I absolutely love about this asmr is the queen allows herself to be vulnerable with the human she's worried that she will never find love it hits my soul because I'm pretty much the same
As someone born and raised in Florida, I can confirm this happens a lot down here.
Welp guys, I'm off to Florida. I'll send Spoon and Giorno a postcard.
He happens if in the south
there is so many creatures DIO doesn't know existed
OR TERRY BUT WE MUST LOOK AROUND RIGHT
I'm a gun so I have no idea.
Actualy 420+ animan jet to discover dio good luck discovering them
Yo dio u seen mario
@@luigi-or2rv no
I swear all of her work is like we never knew wanted it but now we need more of it 😂😂
@ Jacob Greenwood
Very true 100%
As a Cajun Creole, I've met basically this same person, multiple times.
Immersion 100
One of my greatest fears is swimming in unfamiliar waters and being attacked by a hostile creature
Agreed
Mmmmm*feels guilty* walks back to her
As long as she doesn't tick tock and as long as one of my hands isn't a hook, I think I'll be fine.
god damnit
Her: I want to take you in as my husband.
Me: Not a chance. Farewell, goodbye, Auf Wiedersain.
This NEEDS to be a series PLEASE AND THANK YOU, I am in love with outwardly dangerous but inwardly sensitive and kind crocodile waifu AND I NEED MORE
I've honestly never thought I'd ever see a croc girl rp to be completely honest
mothermacabre has one up, it’s pretty old and involves getting eaten, just a warning
well its a shame this isnt a series...i wanna see more of this
Fun Fact: A Crocodiles jaws can clamp shut with over 3,000 pounds of force. But they can be forced closed with duck tape.
I really hope there's a part to this one I have a proposition to give it a little bit more depth and spice to this series The Listener should have some kind of tragic or sad backstory where he has scars all over his body but he had to stay strong to survive and he only wanted to survive
That crocodile queen is quite the beaut if ya ask me
Calika: "For a while I thought I'd never find love".
Me: well we have a lot more in common than I thought, let's do it. Lol
Crocodile queen?
Not what I expected but I ain't complaining
Oh i love this! I never heard of a crocodile monster girl ASMR before, and this was goooooood.
crocodile's girl: lets go to marry
Me: here we gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo😍
When he started running I imagined doing the Zoidberg run, shouting, “WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP!!”
This is the first crocodile girl i think i’ve ever seen
"We've got to do something about these clothes."
Me: Gonna laugh so hard if this segues into an Indochino sponsor thing...
"Please don't leave my tribe needs a king" a nickel for every time I've heard that.
I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice
(Dives into a money bin full of nickles)
A wholesome ASMR!? Blows my mind! O.o
Her: Come back!
Me: Why am I running?! Go back, legs!!
"My tribe needs a King"
"I need a King"
Me: Okay, I believe you.
Crocs are now not just the best type of footwear but also the best type of waifu
I did not see this coming, but it is quite interesting. Reminds me of the Mokole were crocodilians from old school Werewolf fame. Hope to hear more of this...crocodile rock 🤓
I'm begging for a continuation, this was amazing
Okay First off, this Audio was awesome!! And second... well a second part would be VERY appreciated
Me: holy God damn it's very interesting
My brain: it's so damn cool
Dangerous upload today = an amazing fucking day
You know that turned out different than I expected
I was here just waiting for the new video ... for an hour ... and finally !!! ❤️❤️, this is gonna be awesome !! Love you Dangerous
No Fair CRYING! He was almost to the door!
I highly doubt you'll see this but id like to see a shy lamia, hurt, found by a human that takes care of her
I would
Caught by a what now? Ah, whatever, it's Dangerous- it'll be great.
Careful Dangerous......the florida men are watching.
1B.H. croc girl: hey uh are you not even a little curious of why the queen wanted that human male
2B.H. croc girl: no, not even a little... why do you ask?
1B.H. croc girl: well hehe y'know do ya want to know what there even doing or want to know what she's going to do with him
2B.H. croc girl: *thinks about lewd things* n-no i don't think I want to know what there doing a-and I don't care either
1B.H. croc girl: ... I can see your tail waging, are you thinking of dirty things again
(A few minutes later)
2B.H. croc girl: y'know I don't even know how the fuck you even convinced me to do this
1B.H. croc girl: (whispering) ssshhhhhh we got to be quite alright so shut up and help me get to the window so I can get a better view
2B.H. croc girl: ugh fine (helps prop up) so what do you see... hey do you see anything?
1B.H. croc girl: t-t-there naked a-and cuddling
2B.H. croc girl: wait what?!
1B.H. croc girl: y-yeah and the queen is using her tail to hold him close
2B.H. croc girl: hey ah the petrol guards are walking this way we need to get going
We need part 2, please like so she sees this.
"Turn around" and "I'll use my tail" at 7:24 scared the hell out of half concious me. I seriously thought I was about to get pegged by a crocodile queen on the first date.
Flagler loves Crocodiles
Curiosity led me here and it was a good choice😝
Her: "Soon, we will make plans for our wedding
Me: "Okay, that doesn't sound too-
Her: "And after we're married, we'll begin the mating ceremony"
Me: "Wait what?"
*Florida man has entered the chat*
I have a question about this, actually two questions. One, does she lay eggs? And two, does she have a crocodile's bite force? The latter is a safety concern and the former is just curiousity.
Well I think for the second one the real question does she have a crocodile’s mouth because if so it removes the possibility for somethings
Yay! New video! And crocs!
Am I the only one who thinks crocodiles are the ultimate predators they live for a long time,there jaw will end anything and they ambush by water sources making them such a threat certain animals have reflexes when drinking just to counter them like think about that
Well, they are essentially unchanged since the Cretaceous period and probably feasted on our proto mammalian ancestors. Now we turn them and gators into belts and shoes.
@@robertthedevil7598
Ahhh good old human superiority
Although it’s wild to think they’ve barely changed over all this time
keep up the awesome audios :))
Crying? NOOOOoooo! I can’t handle that.
I mean crazy girls nearly killing me sure, but a crying one...
Y'ALL READY KNOW I'M FINNA BEG FOR A COMPLETE SERIES
5:15 Could have sworn these were going to be crocodile tears... I'll see myself out.
Ima need a part 2 to this one 👍
Ok, wait, hold up a minute. So if this is apparently a Crocodile/ Human Hybrid, how exactly is she looking? Because i highly doubt kissing is possible with a Crocodile Jaw. Is it like Reptile from Mortal Kombat?
Well i think its mostly human because they live in a tribe but she has a tail and probabli scales (crocodile leather) they are also strong -> they carried armor .
5:16 Me: (Like in the early cartoons, I imagine myself as a donkey) “SHREK!!!”
i'm always surprised by your vocal range. the inflections always make the differentiation interestingly easy
I don't even know what a croc girl would look like and you have my attention.
How do I submit scripts??
you never cease to surprise dangerous
Queen croc: The tribe need the king.
Me: No thank you woop woop woop.
Also me: every time I'm going to the lakes I always get jumped by sea monsters woman why God why you have abandoned me bro.
Croc waifus? Crikey! This is a handsome treat!
I was upset went she started crying ... Damn thats some good acting
As a Florida man, I feel like an amazing opportunity was missed. Amazing work regardless
I'm just imagining everyone but the listener as literal crocodiles, just flailing around and opening doors offscreen with zero explanation.
Really liked it, certainly a different concept.