8:06 - 8:12
“Dominated! According to Unicorn Law, yer me bloody wife now!”
Tavish Finnegan Degroot,
“Demoman.” 1968.
Fun fact:
Unicorn is a national animal of Scotland
Translaesion
Aeunikorhn iz uh nashanal animol auf Scootluhnd
@@nursmalik6024 the reason is because, according to Scottish Legends, The English are afraid of Unicorns
5:15 "Everybody, I don't like this man, 'he is a soulless monster." (i do like you it's just for show)
5:22 got me genuinely sad. RIP Rick May.
Wait did Rick may and drunk heavy are actually friends i started thinking rn
0:25 6 year old me sleeping on the couch then waking up in my bed
I own a bunk bed, one time I went to sleep and then woke up on the floor in pain, I literally fell off my bunk bed and didn't even wake up.
Theres just something hilarious about bonking someone on the head with a bottle and hearing 6:50
@@SanixPlayz Just bought two tickets to the gun show and im not giving 'em to ya, i'm going with YOUR tickets. *Laughs*
5:59 he has such a way with words
"yebregrehueryerrassisassandamthegrassman punk"
-demolition man, tea for two
9:19 why is this voiceline so devious asf
like demoman no longer sounds like a drunk scottish guy he just sounds like a goblin coming to steal your shoes
DOMITATED
But you're a good man and i love you
Everyone, I don't like this man,he is a souless monster!
It's ok, it's just for show.
9:43 the most agonising one (the one after)
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC
10:59
When you’re sleeping and the weird fall thing happens
Omg, so true. Like when in your dream you fall and you suddenly wake up is weird, but i heard that it happens when your body thinks you are dead(i know that it sounds weird)
>Heals 20 HP black drunken Scottish man while engulfed in flames with amazing mid air Crusader's Crossbow bolt across the map
12:16
5:06 "Lot'o good that soldier training did ya, I'M DRUNK."
@@Gordon.F it’s “I’m drunk” he has an accent. Also “All drunk” makes absolutely no sense
10:59 the best death sound in game xd
The death screams are used for demoman charging...except the last one you hear in the vid because that doesn’t really sound like something you would shout when your gonna risk your life by charging.
7:13 when u go drunk at the train station
Funny, because in the game exists a melee weapon with the name "pain train"
**Mumbles** Gonna take down to the, pain, train, station in train town.
The gibus demoman when he tries to sticky jump, and failing miserably 9:44
@@user-ow2cs7fb5l i also did that when i was new thinking i would fly higher...
Demoman Challenge:
take a shot of scrumpy everytime he says "Bloody"
I think silver quill said it best when he said noooooo I want to live!
11:17 i love this voiceline
12:27 I think that may be the most brutal voice line I’ve heard in this game
I think 12:55 is too real, like he didnt kill you in the match, he waited until you went home, and stabbed you in the stomach with a scrumpy bottle and left you to bleed out in an alley.... with cats licking at ya.
Every swing of the bottle in-game to me is a representation of more than just an animation of glass-swinging viciousness. It is lore-wise an attack
And Demomen are fearsome horrible fighters. 175 health with a critical hit that will one-shot most classes
This says to me he is tough, tough as nails; he's the sort of guy who would smash a bottle into the side of your abdomen then headbutt you in the face so hard. Your nose gets broken causing both blows to leave you screaming and reeling around on the ground like the ragdolls do in game. Only in real life he wouldn't hesitate to fall upon you and bring that bottle and clenched fist smash your face in over and over till he was sure you were dead. AND still not getting an open casket
He'd be willing to turn aside weapons to harm the user, he goes for eyes with his fingers and ears with his teeth. If you're far from a Demoman he'll blow you to pieces, but never get in his face or draw too close at all. Lest he smash those bomb launchers down and pull out his Scrumpy. With a wild eager grin beneath that one eye who goes dead sober, staring at you with murderous intentions
You'll wish you just walked into a sticky trap after what he'll do.
junkrat has nothing on this black Scottish Cyclops.
Agent Delta yeah but he's german,sober, has cringy voice lines and he has the most annoying "always in the fight" attitude ever.
"ahh there's a new angel in heaven. *IN HELL.* "
i love tf2 so much
Today i first time heard this voice line and it made me laugh for 5 minutes
"Am gonna stick me thumbs up yer eyes and hang on till you're deid!"
3:23 is the most demo voice line to ever be demo'd by demo
5:50 my favourite voice line, I always hear it when I’m cutting off heads with a golf club
"GO TO HELL! AND TELL THE DEVIL I'M COMING FOR HIM NEXT!"
One of the most badass domination quotes in the whole game.
He is honestly one of,if not the funniest characters in a FPS.Like seriously.He's drunk off his ass.Scottish.Black.And a cyclop.Has unique and well done dialogs.
*WHAT MORE CAN YOU ASK FOR??*
7:40 Finally found this voice line that made me burst out laughing for no reason
i honestly have no idea how gary schwartz managed this role, it's unbelievable to me, they're a VA genius
5:15
Middle school in a nutshell
I was in middle school and experienced that and you're right.
9:44 as someone who plays alot of medic this sound is stuck in the back of my ears
As someone who plays a lot of both Demo and Medic, this sound is what I hear at 3am in my nightmares.
Fun Fact: Demoman and Heavy are played by the same person, you can tell I'm this video with specific quotes, most notably for Demoman's death sounds
6:08 most famous trashed sound
12:10 *KAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
Man when demoman dominates soldier, I love how he quietly says after the insult things like "I dont really mean it" and other things like that.. It is kinda wholesome
3:43 I’ve heard this line before but I was still caught off guard by it. It’s just too damn funny!
9:25 is legendary
This video is so scottish that even the autogen captions are dutch
Scotland is not a real country you just a englishman with a *DRESS*
@@redactedgamersgd1788 SCOTLAND IS NOT REAL COUNTRY, YOU ARE AN ENGLISH MAN WITH A DRESS!
Demo: 5:30
* Soldier without 70% of his body *: Yeh
Demo: Yo you good gamer? 😯👍
Soldier (literally missing his entire lower body): Yeh gamer 😌👍
I love how he emphasizes that THE ENGINEER'S A BLOODEH SPYYYYYYY compared to the rest
9:45 as a medic main I feel the most compelled to heal demomen because of that line
0:00 Activate Charge
0:03 Capped Control point
0:10 Get on point
0:15 Capped Intel
0:22 Tie
0:29 On fire
0:35 Battle cry
0:50 Cart going back (defense)
0:58 Cart going back (offense)
1:07 Cart Going Forward (defense)
1:12 Cart Stay close (offense)
1:27 Cart Stopped (offense)
1:34 cheers
2:02 Spy
2:35 Domination
5:50 Eyelander
6:00 trashed
7:19 GO go go
7:23 good job
7:26 go left
7:28 go right
7:30 help
7:33 help me capture
7:40 help me defend
7:49 incoming
7:52 unicorn
8:41 jeers
9:10 Laughs
9:42 medic
9:45 move up
9:50 mvm
10:35 need building
10:41 negative
10:47 Nice Shot
10:51 No
10:54 death
11:04 Pain
11:13 positive
11:25 sentry ahead
11:28 thanks
11:37 yes
11:39 special
12:17 taunts
13:25 taunt social
13:40 Conga
14:01 Do-si-do
14:18 flip
14:48 Taunt head
14:53 Taunt nuke
15:03 Rock paper scissors
9:55 "aye that'll do"
6:27 - :,,,,( Demo can be such a sad character but no one ever talks about it
Yeah, like, his parents abandoned him and came back only when he blew up his adoptive parents, his father died, his mother treats him harshly, he is mostly alone, he's alcoholic and his only friends are probably the mercs, at least he has Soldier who is like a brother to him
0:26 I feel this way as medic
We have all shouted at the monitor this way at some point, no matter what class we are playing
12:52)
"Ah'm gon' tah blast ya into thin gruel!"
"...Nah!"
*[crit pan noise]*
5:12 - 5:38 is just wholesome and pure and I love it
Thats why i drink his booze while im trying to repay my 3 silver coins
I remember seeing a friendly demo exit my engie nest after using up most of the dispensers saying 12:16
TIMESTAMPS
0:00 ACTIVATE CHARGE
0:02 CAPPED CONTROL POINT
0:10 GET ON THE POINT
0:16 CAPPED INTEL
0:22 TIE
0:29 ON FIRE
0:35 BATTLECRY
0:51 CART GOING BACK (DEFENSE)
0:58 CART GOING BACK (OFFENSE)
1:08 CART GOING FORWARD (DEFENSE)
1:13 CART STAY CLOSE (OFFENSE)
1:27 CART STOPPED (OFFENSE)
1:35 CHEERS
2:02 SPY!
2:36 DOMINATION (DEMOMAN)
2:48 DOMINATION (ENGINEER)
3:13 DOMINATION (HEAVY)
3:33 DOMINATION (MEDIC)
3:49 DOMINATION (PYRO)
4:04 DOMINATION (SCOUT)
4:33 DOMINATION (SNIPER)
4:49 DOMINATION (SOLDIER [BUDS])
5:38 DOMINATION (SPY)
5:50 EYELANDER
6:00 TRASHED
7:20 GO! GO! GO!
7:22 GOOD JOB
7:25 GO LEFT
7:27 GO RIGHT
7:30 HELP ME
7:37 HELP ME CAPTURE
7:40 HELP ME DEFEND
7:49 INCOMING
7:52 UNICORN
8:42 JEERS
9:11 LAUGH
9:42 MEDIC!
9:46 MOVE UP
9:51 MVM LOOT
10:05 MVM GATE
10:17 MVM RESURRECT
10:36 NEED BUILDING
10:40 NEGATIVE
10:48 NICE SHOT
10:51 NO
10:54 DEATH
11:05 PAIN
11:14 POSITIVE
11:25 SENTRY AHEAD
11:28 THANKS
11:32 THANKS FOR HEAL
11:34 THANKS FOR TELE
11:37 YES
11:39 SPECIAL
12:19 TAUNTS
13:26 TAUNT SOCIAL
13:40 CONGA
14:02 DO-SI-DO
14:18 FLIP
14:48 TAUNT HEAD
14:53 TAUNT NUKE
15:03 ROCK PAPER SCISSORS
@@palpatinethesenatehog7086 He says "THUS BEGINS MY THOUSAND YEAR REIGN OF BLOOOOOODDD!!!!!!"
12:18 is my favorite part when being invulnerable by ubercharge xD
4:53 “I’ll notify your next of kin…That yah
SUCKED” love hearing this one in game
4:21 me when I see kitty :)
7:00 diabolical plan
{sleepy noises} {awake}
Just bought two tickets to the Gunshow, and I'm not giving them to you. I'm going with _your_ tickets! {chuckles}
3:57
video: go to hell, and tell the devil im coming for him next
my brain: go to heaven, and tell the devil IM DRUNK
I love how Demo sounds so exhausted in his cheers lines like he just went through one hell of a match and can't wait to go fall asleep.
10:58: is me when the enemy pyro knows how to press mouse 2
I love the Soldier and Demo friendship lines.
Are you the guy who send a link to terry crews react to Old spice meme?
The "Domination (Soldier) (Buds)" is honestly -as close as a Demoman can come to being- adorable.
(Edit because tbh? Tavish is a gift to society and surprisingly adorable)
I mean come on.
10:43 he sounds so fucking annoyed here
3:21 for some reason i really like this line
4:04 - 4:33
The domination lines no self-respecting Demoman main will ever hear for the longest time
6:00
Me. Every morning when I'm half asleep
666 Noel No, more like, I see myself sleep. Like I’m standing on the side on the side of the bed and see myself sleep.
I like how everytime he just dominates Soldier in that moment all the drunk effect goes away and talks normally for a second.
2:07
That *S C O T T* is a bloodeh spy
_DAT SCOOT IZ A BLOODIEH SHPEE!!!!1!1!1!111_
*D iD sOm E oNe cA l Le D mE?*
*DA S C O O F IS A BLOODEH SMPY*
DOMINATED YOU NURSE MAN!!! *burps*
MMPH