Kotoha's Comprehensive Fried Chicken Recipe: Use halved chicken thighs. Marinate in a mixture of [Soy sauce, oyster sauce, cooking wine, brown sugar, white pepper, basil, grated ginger, and MSG] for at least one hour After marinating, dredge in a seasoned flour mixture of [All purpose flour, garlic powder, onion powder, salt, pepper, and parsley] Dip in beaten egg mixture. Coat in panko breadcrumbs (optionally with crushed honey bbq chips) Fry on both sides until golden brown. Enjoy Don't ask for ingredient amounts. I don't have any. Honestly I use a slightly different amount every time and it always tastes good. You can substitute all purpose flour with corn starch or potato starch. Add or remove spices based on personal preference.
Brace yourself, Timmie is going to be the brand new Crimson Wizard of Flames after Signora possesses him and give him her fractions of power in order to take revenge against Mondstadt for those who had killed his pigeons.
"you all trample on their lives like you have nothing better to do" no timmie I'm killing them because I maxed out Zhongli's friendship level and Azhdaha is hard to fight
Timmie: *lures the pigeons to the middle of the road on a bridge when people cant even go around them* Also Timmie: *surprised when his pigeons get scared away*
~ _"This just in: Good Hunter celebrates it's 69th anniversary and Today's Special is NOT the Steak, but Pigeon Skewers! ~ _"Timmy of Mondstadt has succeeded La Signora as #8 of the Fatui Harbingers"_ ~ _"A local Traveler spontaneously defecated in the center of Cider Lake bridge earlier this morning. We are unsure of the cause at this time."_ ~ _"More news at 11."_ - Teyvat News Network
"Timmy has ascended beyond the levels of a mere harbinger, beyond the gods, beyond even the archons and the sustainer of heavenly principles. He now seeks the destruction of humanity, now he wields unimaginable and incomprehensible powers of destruction, he has been blessed by the supreme being of the entire multiverse TIMMY HAS BECOME THE HERRSCHER OF PIGEONS and now for the weather."
When his dreams come true we'll know the true terror of who has a seat within the Fatui Harbringers When you get a new character: Testing them on perfectly good overworld enemies?- Nah Testing them on TImmie's pigeons?-Yeah
"Every time, I try so hard to get others to understand that. But they never do. Nobody even tries to." ~Timmie "We are not your parents, nor we are your friend. You know what should be done when you have request in mind." ~Goblin Slayer
So everyone is massively hunting fowls, so they can give them to the players as the anniversary reward? Extra: Or will they make the pigeons into KFC Wing Gliders?
Look man the best way to make people stop raging about the anniversary rewards would be to reveal Timmy to have his own vision and make him a playable character wanted it for so long now's a good time
look timmie I will be the one dying if i dont have sweet madames while fighting Divalin ok? thats just how life is, you gotti kill others to survive...
This just goes to show, Mihoyo and the Genshin community hate little boys. Must be the reason why there aren't any playable little boys in Genshin Impact
Timmie It is your own fault for feeding the pigeons every single day on the one-and-only bridge that leads to the main entrance to the city you really should be feeding them somewhere else that isn't a high-traffic area
Kotoha's Comprehensive Fried Chicken Recipe:
Use halved chicken thighs.
Marinate in a mixture of [Soy sauce, oyster sauce, cooking wine, brown sugar, white pepper, basil, grated ginger, and MSG] for at least one hour
After marinating, dredge in a seasoned flour mixture of [All purpose flour, garlic powder, onion powder, salt, pepper, and parsley]
Dip in beaten egg mixture.
Coat in panko breadcrumbs (optionally with crushed honey bbq chips)
Fry on both sides until golden brown.
Enjoy
Don't ask for ingredient amounts. I don't have any. Honestly I use a slightly different amount every time and it always tastes good. You can substitute all purpose flour with corn starch or potato starch. Add or remove spices based on personal preference.
Is there a rough estimate on how much you use just curious?
Wow, thanks for sharing this homie
I just give ingredients to someone else and the food sorts itself out and then they give it back.
Can personally confirm that this is some good ass chicken
10/5 would recommend
Would it be spice supreme msg?
Timmie: **become ruin guard**
Traveler:"right on time iwas in need of chaos device for my weapon ascension"
I wish mihoyo add new normal enemy that really hard to kill so we can have some real challenge
@@ryoid6001 well... just go kill icecube in single mode then :D :D :D
@@ryoid6001 Go Kill Wolf With A Anemo Team :D
laughs in 9999 chaos devices
More like Aether went Makima mode:
"The materials are talking"
"Does my Agonizing pain amuse you that much"
Everyone: YES
Yes yes yes yes YES
sorry no.
We hate you Timmie
YESSSS
lol i feel bad but also chicken mushroom skewers are cool-
I mean his final form is nothing more than alternate skin of a Ruin Guard. Easy peasy.
Easy kill
Easy..unless he manages to disable the ruin guards energy saver mode (Which all of them are in currently)
But what if the missiles have corrosive effect
@@YoloTub3 laugh in Noelle
@@YoloTub3 and can't be healed
Brace yourself, Timmie is going to be the brand new Crimson Wizard of Flames after Signora possesses him and give him her fractions of power in order to take revenge against Mondstadt for those who had killed his pigeons.
We took down Signora at her peak, the Crimson Wimp of Fowls will be a breeze
Wait until he unleashes his Fowl Legacy: Guardian of the Pigeons
lol
"you all trample on their lives like you have nothing better to do" no timmie I'm killing them because I maxed out Zhongli's friendship level and Azhdaha is hard to fight
I had a feeling he'd "summon" the ruin guardian. Did not, however, know there was a pigeon-based variant of the guardians.
And from that day forward, Timmy became the new Abyss Herald able to control any mecha technology from Khaenri'ah
Timmie crying tears of blood isn't real, he can't hurt us...
Timme looks like he's about to commit some war crimes for those war crimes.
I mean forget about ruin guard, even if he becomes ruin hunter it just means the bridge is an even better farm. Now you get fowl AND circuits!
Timmie: *lures the pigeons to the middle of the road on a bridge when people cant even go around them*
Also Timmie: *surprised when his pigeons get scared away*
I like how Aloy walks :3
Jean: I could see this coming, yet i did not stop it
Love the use of the Nier Automata soundtrack, and a great twist at the end!
I love how Xiao can just never stand still XD
lol
Can we have the tier list for can any characters kill Timmie’s birds
Someone made a video about the same thing but stop cuz he didn't have all the characters
My opinion:
T0: Ganyu
T1: Aloy, Sara
T2: Ayaka, Venti, Traveler, Diluc, Zhongli, Yoimiya
T3: Diona, Xiangling, Sayu, Xiao, Ningguang, Rosalia, Keqing
T4: Amber, Sucrose, Tartaglia, Fischl
I have seen this done. Like, twice, with all of the characters on it. It was fantastic XD
I use zhongli and aloy to kill timmie's pigeons, just get close to the pigeons and use zhongli's shield move to summon a geo shockwave
It already exist...
jean looks like shes experiecing an emotion that doesnt exist
I’m sad Timmie doesn’t actually have a pigeon mech suit
yea the chest reward would be so much
@@ironphilly2366 chest reward contains... more pigeons
@@bagustesa or mimic organs
i hope the chest is big
If this becomes canon I will cry lmao
For some reason, that legit has the feel of a nier boss
Timmie, did people tell you we destroy ruin guards and hunters on the daily? You just made yourelf easy prey
Imagine timmie becomes the end boss in this game for killing his pigeons every time ^_^""
^_^""
"Daddy will be proud when he comes back."
Awww.
Your dad's never coming back.
Ahh yes the classic Fowl Legacy
I was expecting Zhongli's meteor to break the pigeon safe haven, looks like I was wrong.
This video reminded me that Timmie has a ruin guard for a imaginary friend...
~ _"This just in: Good Hunter celebrates it's 69th anniversary and Today's Special is NOT the Steak, but Pigeon Skewers!
~ _"Timmy of Mondstadt has succeeded La Signora as #8 of the Fatui Harbingers"_
~ _"A local Traveler spontaneously defecated in the center of Cider Lake bridge earlier this morning. We are unsure of the cause at this time."_
~ _"More news at 11."_
- Teyvat News Network
"Timmy has ascended beyond the levels of a mere harbinger, beyond the gods, beyond even the archons and the sustainer of heavenly principles. He now seeks the destruction of humanity, now he wields unimaginable and incomprehensible powers of destruction, he has been blessed by the supreme being of the entire multiverse
TIMMY HAS BECOME THE HERRSCHER OF PIGEONS
and now for the weather."
That should actually happen to teach the ignorant travellers a lesson. Hope he becomes the next 8th Fatui Harbringer.
When his dreams come true we'll know the true terror of who has a seat within the Fatui Harbringers
When you get a new character:
Testing them on perfectly good overworld enemies?- Nah
Testing them on TImmie's pigeons?-Yeah
I thought Timmy gonna hear about the free harbinger position
"Every time, I try so hard to get others to understand that. But they never do. Nobody even tries to." ~Timmie
"We are not your parents, nor we are your friend. You know what should be done when you have request in mind." ~Goblin Slayer
Timmie: I've had it with you!! You will pay for your crimes!! *turns into a ruin guard*
Traveler: I eat these things for breakfast, kid!
all bow users reacting to final form timmie: *you done talking? you might want to cover those round glowing eyes*
I like how timmie's lines came straight outta nier universe hahahaha
I love how the traveler is all derpy but when Timmie finally shows pay back he is horrified 😂
Meanwhile me, who purposely avoids the pigeons and hasn't killed any in months: Uh yeah. I am one of those who prevent this from happening.
Timmie, fowl's legacy, avenger of aviankin.
You know that video, you know you do.
Behold!
Timmie.
The 12th of the eleven Fatui Harbringers.
Timmie when he wakes up:
Traveller: Why do I hear boss music?
I was actually expecting a full beat-up session... until he fell asleep. LOL
I've got to admit, ever since I got Aloy, I've been killing a lot more bird lately
So everyone is massively hunting fowls, so they can give them to the players as the anniversary reward?
Extra: Or will they make the pigeons into KFC Wing Gliders?
Oh look, Ayaka has her eyes. Good good
timmie: summons a ruin guard
me: Oh? You're approaching me? **summons a Leopard 2A6**
Poor Timmie; he just can't catch a break
Who cares about the pigeon brat.
Sara can also kill his pigeons by once. XD
Ohh Dark Colossus, I've been listening to Nier Automata OSTs yesterday, beautiful.
I did a fanfic once where Timmie snapped and joined forces with Ruin Guard.
It was some DDLC sentient npc 💩.
Was anyone else waiting for a bow character to stagger chicken guard timmie lmao
ME: I WILL HAVE ORDER
A FESTIVE REPRISE
I SWEAR BY MY SWORD
NOW YOU SHALL PERISH
All he had to do was to move away from the public road.
Who cares about Timmie’s feelings. The pigeon brat should be punished.
Timmie became too obsessed with his pigeons 🥲
I thought Ayaka will be able to dash in it~ Omg timmie our final last bossss🙈
Look man the best way to make people stop raging about the anniversary rewards would be to reveal Timmy to have his own vision and make him a playable character wanted it for so long now's a good time
look timmie
I will be the one dying if i dont have sweet madames while fighting Divalin ok?
thats just how life is, you gotti kill others to survive...
This how humans turn into Herrschers in outworld.
The way Aloy walks lmao
Oh no! I have been caught using my secret technique of restocking the meat in my restaurant!
Timmie shall either join the fatui, or take a delusion and finds all of the others for execution...
i liked when timmie was happy
Timothy: 0th of the Eleven Fatui Harbingers
after watching this video, I don't wanna comeback to mondstat again
I never kill Timmie's pigeons, I feel bad for him :(
Book Ending: Lisa: You Forgot To Return Your Books Timmie…. ARA ARA-
The ruin guard is not his friend, it’s his delusion
Yes. Yes it does Timmy.
And because of this videos I don't kill his pigeons and don't allow this on my world
Final boss-timmie
Timmie cryo vision and catalysm (calasym, calatysm, calalalyma, book, whatever)
Timmie really scared be back there
This just goes to show, Mihoyo and the Genshin community hate little boys. Must be the reason why there aren't any playable little boys in Genshin Impact
Timmie, *GET IN THE ROBOT!*
sara: I am planting the tengu
i can’t believe i got scared with final boss timmie transformation 💀 and now i’m totally gonna shit my pants if mihoyo will make this happen
I never kill the pigeons. I would feel so bad.
Timmie
It is your own fault for feeding the pigeons every single day on the one-and-only bridge that leads to the main entrance to the city you really should be feeding them somewhere else that isn't a high-traffic area
Timmie: "Unforgivable, Unforgivable, Unforgivable!"
Me: wait, this is familiar, what's going *que NieR music* ohh
Little Timmie Revenge
1. Leafwing(Skull island)
2. Psychovulture(Skull island)
3 Hell hawk(Hollow Earth)
Timmie reminds me of the flower lady from legends of Zelda breath of the wild
Who else randomly remembered this
At least some travellers are going to inazuma
Does anyone else remember that Timmie's imaginary friend is a Field Tiller?
just wait until timmie sees the power of whales
Aether smile is on another level 😈😈
Aloy makes me dying 😂
Timmy the secret seven star
Traveler: Maybe I should be nice to Timmie...
also Traveler
Traveler: Nah, F*** Timmie.
Now Timmie gonna kill Aether in EVA suit
aether's evil smile
A new weekly boss
Me with zhongli Noelle Barbara and kaeya : this is nothing
Jean: . _ .
Xiao: **
Aloy: - 3 -
I never kill timmys pigeons I used to climb the side of the bridge after scaring them away and talking to timmy but now I mona sprint across water
This is amazing
Litmus test for every new character...
1) Weed-whacking potential
2) Abyss 12-3
3) Four Ruin Guards test in Liyue
4) Timmy's pigeon AOE Attack
Ganyu, alloy, sayu is my dream hunting team
Oh Timmie... We kill 4 ruin guards at once just for fun