Only the OG fans will remember... "...you can always paint my polar bear in a snowstorm design!" *Cristine actually paints a polar bear in a snowstorm*
On top of that, it's said that it also helps when migrating by then being able to see each other better from farther distances, and they are thought to improve their flying capabilities
I love how its come full circle: she broke her nail a few years ago and stopped doing mostly nail art, and now she's broken her nail again and the first video after the break is a nail art video!! The stars have come back into alignment lol
The butterflies have white dots on their wings to imitate Eyes, so that their predators think their being watched/seen when the buttfly really doesn't see them and because they look like a bigger animal once again to intimidate their predators
It is. I didn’t know that and I’m bisexual haha. I guess I’ve never thought about it since I’ve only started the end of last year telling people I’m bisexual while still trying to discover myself
aww same. you are a tru fan thx for sticking around. ive seen ppl say that they literally unsubscribed just becuz she doesnt do nail art anymore (and she still sometimes does) but i guess some ppl don't appreciate good humor. i love simply nailogical, she makes me smile everytime i watch her vids 😊 also I'm a pisces so i can tend to get overly emotional so yeah srry bout that lol
Who else has felt that she hasn't uploaded in forever but in reality she uploaded like a week ago. LOL Edit: thank you guys so so much for the likes luv u guys
“you can always be creative with your nail art” me, crying in a room full nail polish fumes, staring at my goopy ass nails because i can only afford $0.99 nail polish and it’s hard to tell when it’s completely dry
You can take something like a tooth pick to touch the polish somewhere inconspicuous to see if it's dry. Also invest in a quick dry top coat. It's worth it :)
Cristine: In case you forgot this is a nail art channel Also Cristine: People are losing their memories in quarantine Me: Did the quarantine start years ago, or was this really a nail art channel without me noticing
i love how when other people use their own products, it’s to promote it, but cristine really just uses her products because they’re some of the best available
ok when she said “the rainbows are coming” I realize that she was teasing a new holo taco collection, but my initial reaction was about pride month approaching
I was a huge nail biter as a kid and early teens. I found painting them helped. Sure, it looks silly at first, but you kinda get used to it, and the colour on the nail is a reminder to not chomp on them. Idk if it would work for you, but I'd encourage you to try 😊
Liddle puppies, please buy nuts to chew on. Almonds, walnuts, hazelnuts. Your body needs omega 3 oil for your brain. Add a spoon of healthy omega 3 oil to your overnight oats. Maybe it takes between 3 to 6 months till your brain gets regenerated with enough nutrition. Then your brain will not make you eat your nails anymore. Get jojoba oil as Cristine recommends. It works great on nails and cuticles. Good luck and enjoy healthy food.
@@doroparker1702 it's also just a habit though, although I think eating nuts every time you want to bite your nails will probably help redirect that habit
@@butterflyn8062 also nail polish chipping off into your mouth is really gross so that can also work as a deterrent, it took me a few years to properly break the habit but I've had my nails unpainted for the past few months and I've barely bitten them at all in that time, they're actually recovering it's amazing
"shaming products that have used my footage without permission or without me actually using their products to sell their products" would be a cultural reset
I think it’s so crazy how about a year or so ago she used to use other brands products and sometimes have affiliate codes and now she has all her own products to use🥺🥺 Cristine you’ve come a long way😢
@@annika1749 bruh, I would be doing the same, if i came out with my own product that's the only thing id use. and her products are actually great so I see no problem with the advertising..
@@itzelc7033 it was just my opinion, I just am not a fan of how she changed her pfp to advertise holo taco and other things such as her intro.. if I had some sort of merch I'd advertise with a few second/minute plugs in the video ;/
OMG!!!! My heart is racing!!!! MY NAILS ARE ON SIMPLYS CHANNEL!!!! Go sponged on uniocorn skin butterflies! You did me proud! Thumb was close, but its a gradient not a mix of all 3 on top of each other. its a line of aurora then solar then cosmic, but the mix is pretty too! This was my entry to the spring nail are competition
Here is an example of *"people going CrAzY during quarantine!!!"* *"THE CRISTINE ROTENBURG AKA SIMPLY NAILOGICAL IS DOING NAIL ART!!!"* 😂😂😂😂 👏👏👏👏👏 RESPECT 👏👏👏👏
Cristine’s channel is always so fun to watch because her reactions are organic and awkward I made it over halfway through the video before realizing we hadn’t even gotten to the actual nail art yet 🤣
Ideas for Videos for Cristine to Do in the Future: *Listen to another CutePolish video tutorial without seeing it. *Take the Pottermore Hogwarts Sorting House Quiz and paint your nails based on your house. *Paint your nails everyday in colours or designs you hate. (A French tip on all nails; flowers; pink colours; hearts; a half moon cuticle; animal prints). *Paint your nails using a bubble wrap design. *Paint your nails based on nail designs throughout time? From 1930s to 2000s or 2010s? *Paint your nails based on Thomas Sanders' characters from his series SanderSides? Would be epic!! 💙❤🩵💜
I usually have short nails because when I was a kid I had to learn to play the piano. My teacher would always complain when my nails were long because they could hear the nails clicking. This went on long enough that the habit stuck.
I only started NailArt last year but lived my life trying to conform to "normal" male rules, I'm so used to having them very short. I still trim short and can't stand when it's overhanging. (I can't even really wrap the tip) :-O But I'm still rocking the NailArt, and while I may get the odd strange look, most ppl enjoy them. (Lots of colour and glitter) And I'm waiting on the HaloTaco to arrive soon. :-)
Her short nails are as long as I let mine get before I file them. I have shorter wider nail beds that are thin and weak and I am a diy crafter who does furniture restoration so long isn't happening. I wish I could use gel because it would stand up better but removal destroys my nails so that I have to completely grow them out....
The first time I watched Cristine was five years ago, and I haven’t been on TH-cam in a while, but I forgot how funny she is, and how light hearted this content is
@@brittanybarlow194 my understanding is that they're difficult to breed with classic dalmatian looks AND a good temperament. Also, they're SUPER expensive!!!
Brittany Barlow They arent the nicest so a lot of people don’t want them. I actually have one mixed with a retriever, he is the most gentleman-ly dog I’ve ever seen, that’s the only way to describe him. Otherwise, I’ve never seen one before.
I love the three streaks in the pillow on the right where you can just tell that before the recording, Cristine stroked it and went 'Ooooo unicorn skin shiny!'
product theory : she’s coming out with nail art tools and brushes 👀👀👀 edit: since this has numbers Simply if you’re reading this i love you so much and ben and the cats and i love how you encourage people to pursue education. 🥰 also i started wearing nail polish because of you 😂
No one: Cristine: "wait Dalmatians exist I thought they were just in that movie" edit: I fully understand why she would think that but I just found it funny.
Ben's nails: *exist*
Cristine: it's free real (nail) estate
ItS FReE nAiL EsTaTe
Also nail estate us a real thing😂check out nail career education
Conspiracy theory: Cristine only organized her nail polish shelves in rainbow order to hide the new collection from us
Hey what’s up you guys yes
YuP
@Cameron&Taylor haha I read that as "spicy taco" and was very excited for a spicy taco polish color!
And as a way of building up hype for the new collection
SHE LIKED IT! CONFIRMED????
“YOURE TRYING TO GET ME DEMONE-“ *unskippable ad plays* “-TIZED!”
HAHAHAH
haha it was skippable for me lol
mine was: ‘you tryna get me-‘ *unskippable ad plays* ‘demonetised!’
Hahaha same
Same for me!
Only the OG fans will remember...
"...you can always paint my polar bear in a snowstorm design!"
*Cristine actually paints a polar bear in a snowstorm*
I r e m e m b e r
And she was clueless to the very end
Omg yes that following a voice over nail art tutorial
I ꋪꏂꎭꏂꎭꌃꏂꋪ!
Guess who rememberssss!!
Cristine: didn't know Dalmatians were real
Me: didn't know nail art still existed on this channel
Shots fired
As Cristine would say: Simply Ciara O’Hara roasted
I snorted😂😂😂
Sana Lulu 😂 LoL
Ooooohhh dissed
Simply: "I have no musical talent"
Also Simply: puts out bangers like Duck Nails! WooooooWoooo
Nails are soft and flattened just like DUCK NAILS WooooWoooo
There's also holo from the other side
And Cristine the science Queen
Do I have sumthing whole with me if sung all those out loud..?
Mya Wells when you shower you lose power duck nails WooWoooo
D D D DANGER OUT TO FIND YOU
When her “short” nails are longer than your “long” nails
My “long” nails are when the nail actually goes off my finger 😭
I bite my nails 😞😞
Abby same
IKR 😭😭
Brooklyn S. I play piano 😂😅😢😭
*A wild entomologist appears* The white spots on a butterfly's wings are thought to resemble eyes and act as a deterent to predators.
hi fellow entomologist! am I the only one who was slightly irked by the picture she showed as a "traditional monarch" towards the end?
I might want to be an entomologist when I get older
On top of that, it's said that it also helps when migrating by then being able to see each other better from farther distances, and they are thought to improve their flying capabilities
THE WHAT DO YOU THINK MONTAGE IS BACK
I REPEAT THE WHAT DO YOU THINK MONTAGE IS BACK
Holo-lu-yuh
Okay. it never left 😧
Its deranged!!!! I love it
Woooo
Finally!!
"how is your year going?"
"mine is going great"
**wraps hair around throat**
n i k i t a *mood*
this has meme potential
i would do that but i have a pixie so i can’t :)
Hair noose.
Literally me😭🤣
Cristine: I have no musical talent
Holo it's me parody: **exists**
600th like
My like was the 666th.
Love how ur almost at 666likes
Why is no one talking about how her
“What do you think” meme is back
I came here looking for this comment 😌🤟✨
*what do you think*
I love it
I love this
@@waltzing_rats *WHAT DO YOU THINK*
*gasp* she brought back the “whaddaya think?” thing eek
IM TRIVING TO IT
I love how its come full circle: she broke her nail a few years ago and stopped doing mostly nail art, and now she's broken her nail again and the first video after the break is a nail art video!! The stars have come back into alignment lol
haha too true
Omg your right
The turns have tabled
cristine doing nail art? quarantine really has gotten to you.
hahaha lol 😂
Right😂😂
best comment 😂
Right
Hahaha 😂
Anyone else remember when she painted her first TH-cam award with nail polish and now she's on the way to 10 million subs😭
Yesssss!!! 😭 I can’t believe how much bigger she is now!
WOW 😱🥺 Dang how time passes
They grow up so fast
Wait when was this? I need to see this
She should try doing a bob ross tutorial on her nails
Oh my god yes
YES!!!
YES
YES HOLY cRaP
This comment is goldd
The butterflies have white dots on their wings to imitate Eyes, so that their predators think their being watched/seen when the buttfly really doesn't see them and because they look like a bigger animal once again to intimidate their predators
These nails intimidate me for sure.
Interesting
mhm
wow! that’s really cool! :OOO
Buttfly... so you're talkin another animal hun
The dislikes are from the people who didn't get their nails recreated
Or people who can't do nail art
honestly so true tho
Fax
Lol
Nope, their tears from the broken nail tragedy made them pressedthe wrong button
they are all super cool tho
“rainbows are coming” i have a feeling she is going to release a rainbow holo collection in june because it’s pride month🏳️🌈
That would be so awesome
I'm hoping so too!
It is. I didn’t know that and I’m bisexual haha. I guess I’ve never thought about it since I’ve only started the end of last year telling people I’m bisexual while still trying to discover myself
Teodora that is so smart yeah!👍
Omg i would buy the shit out of that
THE “WHADDYA THINK?” HAS RETURNED! REJOICE FOR ‘TIS A GLORIOUS DAY
I was waiting for it since the beginning of the video xD
At this point its just a white screen of just screaming. - Safiya Nygard, November 2019
woohoo! haha :)
*"whaddya think?" intensifies*
AAAAAAAAA HALLELUJAH
“people forgot this was a nail art channel” me: forgetting she even did it and just makes me laugh every week
aww same. you are a tru fan thx for sticking around. ive seen ppl say that they literally unsubscribed just becuz she doesnt do nail art anymore (and she still sometimes does) but i guess some ppl don't appreciate good humor. i love simply nailogical, she makes me smile everytime i watch her vids 😊 also I'm a pisces so i can tend to get overly emotional so yeah srry bout that lol
Yeah😍
Who else has felt that she hasn't uploaded in forever but in reality she uploaded like a week ago. LOL
Edit: thank you guys so so much for the likes luv u guys
It was 2 weeks ago
Me
Two weeks ago and this is the first nail art she’s done in a long time
*Two weeks ago
Yes lol
“you can always be creative with your nail art” me, crying in a room full nail polish fumes, staring at my goopy ass nails because i can only afford $0.99 nail polish and it’s hard to tell when it’s completely dry
Same but i can't even paint them it's just to glue like it's literally glue
You can take something like a tooth pick to touch the polish somewhere inconspicuous to see if it's dry. Also invest in a quick dry top coat. It's worth it :)
Literally same but add in two good nail polishes I got for Christmas
The cheap polish is never completely dry.
Dety Vitanova ikr :”)
Cristine: In case you forgot this is a nail art channel
Also Cristine: People are losing their memories in quarantine
Me: Did the quarantine start years ago, or was this really a nail art channel without me noticing
RIP Cristine’s nail. We holosexuals will overcome this tragedy together.
*cristine
help plz um
no H
Yes
OMG thanks for the heart Cristine!!
Cristine: I have no musical talent
Still cristine: Sings a doja cat song
😝
Dont forget the banana piano🤣
Lol
we forget she did a remix of adele’s “hello”
i love how when other people use their own products, it’s to promote it, but cristine really just uses her products because they’re some of the best available
hello fellow potato profile picture user
Cristine: “traditional monarch butterfly”
*shows image of Tiger Butterfly, Danaus genutia*
Biologists: (ಠ_ಠ) no... Cristine, they have fooled you. CURSE YOU BATESIAN MIMICRY!
That's how you know Batesian mimicry works
I though the same thing lmao
Lol
I thought the end said, "Sebastian Mimi Cry..." 😂😂😂
*Mullerian mimicry, danaus genutia is also disgusting.
Man I haven’t seen a “whaddya think?” montage thing in a while.
ok when she said “the rainbows are coming” I realize that she was teasing a new holo taco collection, but my initial reaction was about pride month approaching
C A T
same lmao
my initial reaction was to think she was talking about pride month approaching too...
pride month themed collection? portion of proceeds to an activist organisation? 👀👀👀👀👀
Both. Both is good. Plus, isn't Holo Taco made in/near NYC?
cristine: "i am a cat"
my brain: "i thought she was a sock
me: cat sock
Maxwell Hollack cat socks are just ferrets-
WAIT- BUT. AHH
@@Nova-gh9hx 🤯
Big brain idea here, folks.
*Alastor*
I’m surprised that “Cristine” and “short nails” are in the same sentence
Cristine*
Cristine with no H
Cristine edit it or she coming for ya
Cristine*
Jesus christ calm down, I didn’t need a whole stampede of people telling me how to spell her name, the first two people were enough
Cristine: *looks at Ben's nails*
Cristine: "It's free real estate!"
I have short nails and tiny nail beds. No free real estate here.
100th like 😎
@@aliciachan4057 I feel your pain
Wow u got 853 likes in one day teach me how 😅😅😅👍
My dad “why tf are you crying”
Me:
*IM JUST SO PROUD OF HER, SHE EMBRACED HER SHORT NAILLLLLLSSSS!!!!!*
Your dp 😍
whats that?
me too (´༎ຶོρ༎ຶོ`). Like really, my dad was asking me
I love this
Ⓨ︎Ⓐ︎Ⓢ︎Ⓢ︎Ⓢ︎
You know you are getting old when you remember the “What do you think?!” with only 2 overlays of videos😬
“Mines is going great”
*tying hair around her neck*
I’m not gonna edit my comment cause it gets rid of the heart but I GOT A HEART IM SCREAMING
Cant relate my hair is short :((
SHE BROUGHT BACK THE WHADDYA THINK MONTAGE
It was like a hug from an old friend you haven’t seen in ages 😊
69th like ;)
IVE BEEN SCROLLING FOR A COMMENT SAYING THIS I LITERALLY GOT SO EXCITED FOR SOME REASON LMOAOAO
We've all been waiting 😁
Whaddya think montage is BACK! Nature is Healing✨🌲 🌿✨, We ARE the Problem Guys!!!
2019 Cristine: Uses her products right in front of our faces without us knowing
2020 Cristine: “raInBowS aRe CoMinG!”
it better be a pride month collection
shes still using the rainbows and not telling us 😂
@@tonyf.8166 yo that'd be lit
Cristine: “Mine is going great” *creates noose with hair braid*
"My year is going great" While she's turning her braid into a noose.
This is a big mood tho
Suicide is not a joke
Please please cut ur nails and hairs short.
noose wth
@@jadawashington167 yes it is
Cristine: What is with you guys all being musically talented?
Us: TwoSet Violin.
HAVE YOU PRACTICED 40 HOURS YET
SACRILEGIOUS! 😆
If you can play in slowly,
UES
aMAAAZing
“MinNEs GoIng GReaT”
*casually chokes herself with her braid*
Poorva Kasture LAUGH OUT LOUD!🤩
Edgyangelina 101 I’m scared
shit ,I was going to write that :(((
Ruby Eadie same why don’t they just say LoL
HAHAHA
Cristine: gives tips for people with short nails
Me: oh honey, there is no saving these bitten, short, 0.5 centimetres length nails
I was a huge nail biter as a kid and early teens. I found painting them helped. Sure, it looks silly at first, but you kinda get used to it, and the colour on the nail is a reminder to not chomp on them. Idk if it would work for you, but I'd encourage you to try 😊
Poutchyka Butterfly my mum bought me an ‘edible nail polish’ so that I wouldn’t bite my nails but it didn’t work :(
Liddle puppies, please buy nuts to chew on. Almonds, walnuts, hazelnuts.
Your body needs omega 3 oil for your brain. Add a spoon of healthy omega 3 oil to your overnight oats.
Maybe it takes between 3 to 6 months till your brain gets regenerated with enough nutrition.
Then your brain will not make you eat your nails anymore.
Get jojoba oil as Cristine recommends. It works great on nails and cuticles.
Good luck and enjoy healthy food.
@@doroparker1702 it's also just a habit though, although I think eating nuts every time you want to bite your nails will probably help redirect that habit
@@butterflyn8062 also nail polish chipping off into your mouth is really gross so that can also work as a deterrent, it took me a few years to properly break the habit but I've had my nails unpainted for the past few months and I've barely bitten them at all in that time, they're actually recovering it's amazing
"shaming products that have used my footage without permission or without me actually using their products to sell their products" would be a cultural reset
I think it’s so crazy how about a year or so ago she used to use other brands products and sometimes have affiliate codes and now she has all her own products to use🥺🥺 Cristine you’ve come a long way😢
On one side yes, she's come a long way and it's great. On the other side, it's just a 16 minute ad for Holo Taco.
Thiades is awesome oof you have a point
I love her and all, but I feel like she's overdoing it with the advertising ;/
@@annika1749 bruh, I would be doing the same, if i came out with my own product that's the only thing id use. and her products are actually great so I see no problem with the advertising..
@@itzelc7033 it was just my opinion, I just am not a fan of how she changed her pfp to advertise holo taco and other things such as her intro.. if I had some sort of merch I'd advertise with a few second/minute plugs in the video ;/
Honestly every time the “what do u think” comes up it just gets funnier because it’s more and more chaotic, I love it
Person: is dying
Cristine: paints a holo taco on them
YOURE SAVED
They be looking good for the afterlife
@@missluna9230 Satan be jealous
“rainbows are coming... RAINBOWS ARE COMING” is that a hint hint for the next collection?
Seems like it
Definitely
I bet she's going to drop a rainbow collection for pride month
p-pride collection? ;o;
Just cuz it’s rainbow doesn’t mean it’s pride.... (No ill intentions in that scentence) but cuz it’s pride month maybe
“Because short nails are people too” - Simply 2020
You know the year hits hard when Simply say things like this 😃
Christine: how’s your year going? Mines going great
*starts strangling self with hair*
Saw a blue holo seahorse balloon and I was like “A HOLO SEAHORSE” and people looked at me like I was weird
Seahorses are so amazing & adorable.
Deku🌈💜
Lmfaooo😂💀
ooooofffff
Cristine: “wait Dalmatians actually exist?” *me watching this with my Dalmatian sitting next to me*
Edit: wow thank you for all the likes!
Awww I legit haven't seen a Dalmatian in a long time
Awww I love dalmatians
Lol me tooo!
Me: looks at my Dalmatian
Me: nope🙃
Nothing about your comment but I love your profile pic🙃 best series ever
OMG!!!! My heart is racing!!!!
MY NAILS ARE ON SIMPLYS CHANNEL!!!!
Go sponged on uniocorn skin butterflies! You did me proud!
Thumb was close, but its a gradient not a mix of all 3 on top of each other. its a line of aurora then solar then cosmic, but the mix is pretty too!
This was my entry to the spring nail are competition
Wow! You did a beautiful job. Wish I had the guts and the talent to do this.
the thumbnail is someone else’s nails💀
They were beautiful!
Congrats 👏👏
They’re amazing gurl!!! Want to do this when my unicorn skins come in the mail next week. Idk why mine are the thumbnail. 😅
“Short nails are people too” it’s sad that I live by that
"If you sang this song as a kid you probably don't know how to use Tik Tok" - You're not wrong. 🤣
So true!! 🤣
2000s baby and I confirm this 😂
Here is an example of *"people going CrAzY during quarantine!!!"*
*"THE CRISTINE ROTENBURG AKA SIMPLY NAILOGICAL IS DOING NAIL ART!!!"* 😂😂😂😂
👏👏👏👏👏 RESPECT 👏👏👏👏
Cristine with no H: actually rainbows are coming soon.
*looks at nail polish wall*
me: *does this face* *😏*
I though maybe pride month? I could be wrong but that was my first thought haha
@@g0thb4byd0ll she said that she works on rainbow collection, so I think she announce it soon
@@g0thb4byd0ll same here
I think a rainbow collection for pride month?
IM SO EXCITTEEEDDDD
Didn't expect to hear cristine sing doja cat today, but well
she couldn't have known when she filmed this. poor thing 😭
Erin Goodstein 🥺
Oh oh no....
why what happened :o
I’m so lost! What going on with Doja? What did she do?
Cristine: how’s ur day going, or ur week or ur month or ur year. Me: have you been watching a lot of F.R.I.E.N.D.S
I THOUGH THE SAME THING
Cristine: “I don’t have any musical talent”
Me: What do mean you know how to play the banana piano 😆😅
Also this as close as nail art we will get 😂
wat i don't get it
Cristine: I'll have to censor that!
Also her: doesn't censor it when she zooms out.
8:13
When simply says she’s only done offensive nails once before.. me thinking she was talking about her Donald trump nails
Omg that is exactly what I was thinking when she said that!!!! 🤣😂😆
How is that offensive tho it's just funny
Literally what I thought of lmaooo
cranberry.juice bc ppl have different opinions, so that could be offensive to someone who likes trump
@@619andreag ppl shouldnt like trump
A prayer to all my piano friends out there because we aren’t allowed to have long nails 🎹😞
I play piano like every day and I have long nails
Guitar more like, but even Dolly Parton plays with long acrylics.
As a guitar and piano player, send condolences
F in the chat
F
When her “short” nails are your “long” nails...
Same
mine are the same length and it's the longest they've ever been lol
mine are too fragile and duck nails to grow😅
Simply: *has a new intro*
Me: *oOoH- she wasn't playing around*
Cristine’s channel is always so fun to watch because her reactions are organic and awkward I made it over halfway through the video before realizing we hadn’t even gotten to the actual nail art yet 🤣
Ideas for Videos for Cristine to Do in the Future:
*Listen to another CutePolish video tutorial without seeing it.
*Take the Pottermore Hogwarts Sorting House Quiz and paint your nails based on your house.
*Paint your nails everyday in colours or designs you hate. (A French tip on all nails; flowers; pink colours; hearts; a half moon cuticle; animal prints).
*Paint your nails using a bubble wrap design.
*Paint your nails based on nail designs throughout time? From 1930s to 2000s or 2010s?
*Paint your nails based on Thomas Sanders' characters from his series SanderSides? Would be epic!! 💙❤🩵💜
YASSSSS
Yes the Pottermore one
Wasnt expecting Sanders sides to pop up
She already did the first one
OMG YESSS!!😁
Fun Fact: The US State of Kentucky has more bottles of bourbon than people.
I- ok
Don't read my profile picture
E
Don't read my profile picture sounds like an alcoholic.
Interesting
So does my bedroom that aint impressive
Cristine: * breaks a nail *
Troom Troom: itS noT A prOBleM anyMoRE
XD never listen to troom troom
It was their fault!😂
Wrap a tea bag and shove your hand in molten lava!
Cristine being a true cat lover by not even knowing that Dalmatians were real
I love how everyone is saying their nails are so short when my nails have never been that long 😭😂😂😂
I usually have short nails because when I was a kid I had to learn to play the piano. My teacher would always complain when my nails were long because they could hear the nails clicking. This went on long enough that the habit stuck.
I only started NailArt last year but lived my life trying to conform to "normal" male rules, I'm so used to having them very short. I still trim short and can't stand when it's overhanging.
(I can't even really wrap the tip) :-O
But I'm still rocking the NailArt, and while I may get the odd strange look, most ppl enjoy them. (Lots of colour and glitter) And I'm waiting on the HaloTaco to arrive soon. :-)
@@sillydrizzy2985 good luck!
Same!
Her short nails are as long as I let mine get before I file them. I have shorter wider nail beds that are thin and weak and I am a diy crafter who does furniture restoration so long isn't happening. I wish I could use gel because it would stand up better but removal destroys my nails so that I have to completely grow them out....
Her next video she should order some advertise products that steals her content and see how she feels about them
Omg yes!!!
Yes
Yes!!!
OMG haha yes!
That’s such a good idea tho
Cristine: these are my short nails
... thats what my nails look like when they’re long
Lmao same
My largest fingernail is my thumbnail and its about the size of a us dime lmao someone help 😭
@@spangebred328 right? my nails are so small just in general. wish i had bigger nail beds.
Indeed!
No one:
Literally no one;
Cristine: “wait those dogs actually exist?” 🤣
all the holo sexual that also be loving their acrylics like:
"buff, buff, buff to make your nails look rough"
“If you sang this song as a child, you don’t know how to use tik tok” hahhahahahha
Truth.
Was more of a teenager, but yes, still very much true. 😂
Yep, I'm a 27 year old ladyyy~ and I don't understand tik tok 😂
Crisine’s natural nails are already like a built in gradient!
Lol
My face is a gradient... it fair from happy to sad :)
So legit
The first time I watched Cristine was five years ago, and I haven’t been on TH-cam in a while, but I forgot how funny she is, and how light hearted this content is
I come to Cristine’s channel when I want to relax and laugh. Her channel is so unproblematic and drama free.
Corona virus: meh
Cristine breaks her nail: the end is near
Ikr💀😂😂😂
Lol true but not for me
I want to like but also don't want to spoil your perfect 888 likes
"Rainbows ARE coming"
Next month: pride month
FJSJWDKDNS IF SHE'S GONNA RELEASE A RAINBOW COLLECTION FOR PRIDE MONTH OMG
OMG i hope so🥺
Or just rainbows for rainbows sake because the two aren't mutually exclusive
She announce it on her interviewing holo taco customers
Ikr
OHMUHGOSH
Ahahahaha
"If you know this song you're too old for tiktok"
You're not wrong, you're. not. wrong
What song?
Nvm😂
I never thought I’d say this but I miss the “what do you think?” Montage
Cristine not knowing that Dalmatians are real is such a mood 😂
To be fair I've only seen 1 my whole life and that was when I was 10 or so. Wonder why they are not common in the US?
@@brittanybarlow194 my understanding is that they're difficult to breed with classic dalmatian looks AND a good temperament. Also, they're SUPER expensive!!!
@@kateamarlow they also are prone to a lot of health problems and blindness 😓
Brittany Barlow They arent the nicest so a lot of people don’t want them. I actually have one mixed with a retriever, he is the most gentleman-ly dog I’ve ever seen, that’s the only way to describe him. Otherwise, I’ve never seen one before.
I didn't know they had a reputation for have a temper. I figured they were just expensive as why I didn't see many. Good to know
Cristine: rainbow is coming
Me: wait is there gonna be a PRIDE HOLO TACO SET?!??! FOR PRIDE MONTH?!!?!
Banbobeo oh shush why
WHat!?, You connected the dots! im dumm and i didnt, soon the raimbow will be upon us and probably more holo will also arrive
IF SO TAKE MONEY
I love the three streaks in the pillow on the right where you can just tell that before the recording, Cristine stroked it and went 'Ooooo unicorn skin shiny!'
Cristine: short nails!
Me looking at my nails: ... no nails? Or... miniature... nails?.... I need to stop picking them oml
Cristene's videos encouraged me to stop chewing my nails
My parents dipped my fingers in habanero sauce To stop me from biting them, it worked until I started enjoying the spice 😂
@@rachelh3250 SAME
Same girl... same...
PLEASE expose the brands that illegally use your footage. They need cancelling
product theory : she’s coming out with nail art tools and brushes 👀👀👀
edit: since this has numbers Simply if you’re reading this i love you so much and ben and the cats and i love how you encourage people to pursue education. 🥰 also i started wearing nail polish because of you 😂
Nah, shed never get any use out of them😂
Bianca Gonzalez but she’s been sharing swatches on insta! And says there’s at least 4
She has snapchats of swatches in black and white so I think she might have a collection coming? I’d love a cuticle pusher of hers though
I'd be 100% down for some tools
tinkerashley if they don’t come out now or soon she could still have something in the works. either way my wallet it ready lol
Monarchs have white dots on them to resemble abounch of eyes to scare away predators same as the colors, the bright colors scare off predators 😄
her short nails are my long nails and i’m just gonna have to accept that
Same because of violin
Same bc shit nails.
No one:
Cristine: "wait Dalmatians exist I thought they were just in that movie"
edit: I fully understand why she would think that but I just found it funny.
I mean, I’ve never seen a real full Dalmatian before, so I understand why she’d think that.
Yeah, wow
Hate to be like this but *Cristine
Why does no one have to say nothing?
Iced coffee is my addition it was probably autocorrect that happened to me
She sa8d “Rainbows....ARE coming” then she looked around I thought she was gonna say her cat was gay or sumthing😂
Elizabeth Howell i think theres going to be a pride holo taco collection 👀
I loved her nails. Especially the first one.
"Wait those dogs actually exists?I thought it was only in the movie"
-Cristine 2020
OH MY GOD I PREDICT THEIR GONNA HAVE A NEW COLLECTION IN THE PRIDE MONTH AND THE POLISHES ARE GONNA BE RAINBOWS AKABSKAHZD
No shit sherlock
gay excitement
*waits in gay*
Cristine’s “nub club” nails are longer and nicer than my nails have ever been in my life
“Mine is going great” while wrapping her hair around her neck. Me literally everyday
cristine: how’s your year going?
also cristine: *casually chokes herself with her own braid*
mINeS GoiNg GReaT