I interview people outside the popular nightclub Berghain, on a Sunday morning. SUBSCRIBE: bit.ly/S9N4TS Watch more Joe Goes: bit.ly/Rq912L Directed & Shot by Ben Smith
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People have died in places consuming too much GHB. The "they found a dead person in the darkroom" story isn't invented, but I'm not entirely sure it really happened at Berghain like that. Alas, it'd be strange if in all those years and considering the drug abuse going on, no one ever died there. It's like a motorway in there.
Just wear your favourite band shirt, those favourite jeans you allways use at festivals or gigs, you´re favourite shoes and... you´ll probably get in just by being a regular going to electronic music or just... alternative gigs!
I love that way of thinking when is right applied. I've seen many underground scenes getting destroyed or diluted by normies that doesn't feel shit for the scene they are suppose to follow.
it's actually not that hard. they just put together different characters that fit together. i was there sunday morning, no problem.. i don't know why it's being mystified.
I live in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada. It is not generally known for it's culture. However, we had a club here called New City Likwid Lounge. The club was built in a very old movie theater called The Paramount, a place that holds a lot of very fond memories for people in this city. The club was split into an upstairs called Likwid lounge, a quieter pub atmosphere. Downstairs was where the chaos ensued lol. New City was an alternative club in the best sense of the word. People would dress up in like the coolest vampires and it was awesome. The music was often throbbing European and Canadian industrial and trance music. The difference to the place you visited, they pretty much accepted everyone who came in. As long as you were there to dance.
@@R............. He evidently just lost interest nobody knows. He went on hiatus an never came back. We need Joe goes back 2021. For real he was comedian/rapper/journalist/reporter. Hope he sees this
Stand in a line to get into the club to stand in a line to get some beer to drink in a line to get to the dancefloor to stand in a line to get to the toilet, to stand in a line to get to the exit.
I got in. Getting out was the hard part. Its basically an IKEA. Where everything is glued to the surface. And the exit is even harder to find. When you finally find the exit, a very tall skinny dude feeds you pineapple sorbet, then spins you around untill you puke. Then you get out.
Hey Joe... I know two of the people you have been interviewing in two different episodes. I know one of the guys you interviewed when you went to Christiania, Denmark. That was the guy with the long hair and christiania bike, and the other guy is the one in front of Berghain with the sailor hat... What are the odds.
This club was both amazing and scary at the same time. I discovered it by complete accident when I happened to be in Berlin for Easter weekend a couple years back. Apparently that particular weekend is a special party weekend for Gays at this club. The exterior of the building is an old soviets era looking multi level building that looks more like a town hall then a dance club. However, the EDM and strobe light beaming from the windows make it clear it is anything other than a government building. The line to get in on this particular night was some 2-3 hours. Luckily I had been invited by some people I was talking to online (grindr) and they let me join the queue with them, shortening the wait to about 45 minutes. When you get to the head of the line, a bouncer decides if you are fit for entry. I was advised to say as little as possible, to be cool, calm and collected. He allowed me and my friends to enter. From there we paid the cover which was about €28 at the time. Then it's onto the clothing check. I was told it's not good to have much on you as this place can be scary and theft is possible in the darkness. I checked all my clothes with the exception of my underwear, tennis shoes and socks. They used a magic marker to write 2089 in my arm to indicate my number to later retrieve my belongings. Entering into the main bar area, it looked pretty night club-esq. The music was loud, the lighting low, but dance lighting was present and there was a well lit bar. Most everyone was naked or nearly naked. I ordered a drink and then decided to go explore. On walking through a hallway to the next room, people were literally having sex. I stopped and observed for a moment astonished by this club as it was nothing I had experienced before. What laid ahead was even more astonishing. The next room was a large open room, similar to a warehouse. It had guys milling around, going through to others rooms, standing and watching as people came and went. There was also large canvas tents setup, similar to army style tents. When you'd go in the tents there was large tires, and chains and people engaged in sex, groping, touching, and oral sex. Nothing appeared to be off limits. Moving on, you could descend a flight of stairs into what I would describe as the catacombs. This was an area that was much darker then the rest. There were little closet size cubby openings that were big enough for a couple people to step in, in which sex was happening. There was also a row of tables, not normal tables; sex tables. These were at the height that would allow someone to stand there while another was on the table for sex. Above the table was a metal bar that ran the length of the row, this bar had paper towels on it and provided something for someone to hold onto during their sexual exploits. There was also a row of swings. I saw unimaginable things here. I.E. Fisting. Climbing another flight of stairs lead to more of a dance floor type room, again anything goes, but it was mostly dancing. Everyone was pretty respectful of space and boundaries. Sure, people would touch and certainly gather to watch, but if a touch was unwanted, pushing the offending hand away was typically all that was needed. I really didn't see any condoms being offered so bring your own. Drugs were present and available. I was there for maybe 3 hours. I've heard that some stay the entire weekend without leaving. I'm sure this place has bathrooms but I didn't see any.
Joe from 4:36 onwards is what you can expect to experience if you go to Spain xD Actually I'll be surprised if you had many subscribers from Spain. We suck at English. Anyways, keep up the good work!
After 5 year we finally found out why Joe didn't get in he was pretending to be a Joe while he was Lily all along, bouncer saw straight true his identity crisis. I bet she get in now!
Joe ran when a black dude talked to him. The fact that he has a Wu-tang tattoo gets funnier with every episode. He went from protect your neck to run like heck real fast.
I don't know if I'd get in or not. It would be like, "that guy's a total basket case, weirdo, let him in"; or, "that guy's a total basket case, weirdo, never, ever let him in". Knowing my luck, it would be the second one.
I have been to Berghain once and they do have a killer sound system. Floor shaking bass and all. But I am not part of the hipster culture, I just want to have a good time to techno music once in a while. I wouldn't even consider a pretentious stupid place where I would stand in a line for hours only to be rejected at the door by some social outcast (check out their bouncers). I don't need to feel entitled or special because I "got into Berghain". There are literally 100s of other places in Berlin where the same local superhero DJs play their sets and they have excellent sound, too. Plus, I'm not even gay. Fuck that place.
I dont get it.. "Only cool people get in". Yet the whole line look like they are on laundry day, out shopping milk. Could have been the line to blizzcon lmao
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Joe Goes To A Demoparty In Berlin - th-cam.com/video/LW2r_P4SWas/w-d-xo.html
Joe Goes To The Computer Games Museum In Berlin - th-cam.com/video/d9MfI2oSUnw/w-d-xo.html
Huzzah
Joe Goes get a lush cinamon massage soap bar. it is so soothing. fuck berghain.
come to frankfurt am main, Binowhite
ROLMAO @ Crash Frequency. Ha ha. Too much.
Joe Goes can I buy your speaker?
"people pretending to be something that they are not"
> dressed as sailor
That made me burst out laughing
the fuck how'd you know he's not a sailor tho
It's not that literal fam
singsing why are u here
Hey you cant fully reject the possibility that he is a real sailor.
I love how unironic those two girls were responding to obvious sarcasm
I love how they're compensating with their outfits to hide the fact they're boring as fuck
Xólotl Mēxihcah Lol yeah absolutely man, you've got it all figured out.
that's hipsters for ya
"I heard there's a fountain of piss in there"
"Absolutely not! That's ridiculous"
Xólotl Mēxihcah Are you one of those boring girls?
German engeneering in action: 3:37
What an inventful door closing machine!
simple but effective xD
It’s a common pulley system that people use to keep doors closed. I’ve seen kids build one when learning about it in school.
Incrível
Lol looked more like an east Euro invention
@@picklejuice4638 Well, since Berghain is located in former eastern Germany...
"who is your favourite techno dj from LA?" - a right of passage question in the middle of Germany
And Joe totally owned her.
"No one has ever died in Berghain." That's entirely false.
I died there many times !!
There is no war in Ba Sing Sei
People have died in places consuming too much GHB. The "they found a dead person in the darkroom" story isn't invented, but I'm not entirely sure it really happened at Berghain like that. Alas, it'd be strange if in all those years and considering the drug abuse going on, no one ever died there. It's like a motorway in there.
You're not cool if you don't listen to Crash Frequency.
They’re the shit
Just wear your favourite band shirt, those favourite jeans you allways use at festivals or gigs, you´re favourite shoes and... you´ll probably get in just by being a regular going to electronic music or just... alternative gigs!
ProLifeTip, how to get rid of Joe: "Can I buy you a speaker?"
what do he mean by that? i dont get it.
no one does, not even Joe
absolutelly not.
He meant the microphone. He wanted to buy it from Joe.
'can I steal your speaker while pretending I want to buy it because I'm an African'.
I love how Joe has gotten more and more weird and comfortable with being awkward
I'm surprised Joe got allowed into Berlin to begin with.
@@Holuunderbeerehe was cool
In one dark room, they play nothing but "Achy Breaky Heart," and cow hearts rain down from the ceiling.
that's hot
My fetish
Are you joking
You don’t know if it’s cow hearts.
Sounds like my kind of room
No normies allowed
GET OFF MY DOOR!!11!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I love that way of thinking when is right applied. I've seen many underground scenes getting destroyed or diluted by normies that doesn't feel shit for the scene they are suppose to follow.
incels only
magnets1000 the people in line look boring
berghain ist ein club für touristen. einheimische meiden diesen club.
it's actually not that hard. they just put together different characters that fit together. i was there sunday morning, no problem.. i don't know why it's being mystified.
It must have been with comments like that, that made you cool enough to get in.
4:01 is the only time i ever saw Jow nope out of a conversation
OMG!! what a nightmare being interviewed by this guy after a whole night of raving hahaha
Gian Paolo Magnanini Would be uncomfortable
its their fault for being so braindead that they actually want to spend a whole night raving.
@@Nantosuelta let people enjoy what they like.
I live in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada. It is not generally known for it's culture. However, we had a club here called New City Likwid Lounge. The club was built in a very old movie theater called The Paramount, a place that holds a lot of very fond memories for people in this city. The club was split into an upstairs called Likwid lounge, a quieter pub atmosphere. Downstairs was where the chaos ensued lol. New City was an alternative club in the best sense of the word. People would dress up in like the coolest vampires and it was awesome. The music was often throbbing European and Canadian industrial and trance music. The difference to the place you visited, they pretty much accepted everyone who came in. As long as you were there to dance.
Anything like that in Calgary?
...so now there's TWO clubs i never want to visit. thanks!
Im here in 2020 watching joe goes. Because I miss Joe :(
What happened with him?
@@R............. He evidently just lost interest nobody knows. He went on hiatus an never came back. We need Joe goes back 2021. For real he was comedian/rapper/journalist/reporter. Hope he sees this
@@Scoppy For real, he so talented, and now in this crazy times we need him so much
@@R............. Joe became a woman aka Lily Hanson. This is widely reported in Joe's TH-cam comments.
Aww that's sad bruh. I just discovered him as well.
"Who are your favorite techno DJs from L.A?"
Gross
Pretentious dumb bitch.
The whole so called 'clubbing culture' is a ridiculous construct of insecure not very smart people.
whats wrong with that question?
press x for doubt
Fuck DJ's. It's all about producers.
Stand in a line to get into the club to stand in a line to get some beer to drink in a line to get to the dancefloor to stand in a line to get to the toilet, to stand in a line to get to the exit.
people in the Berghain dont wait in a line for drinks they wait in a line for a line.
I remember another time Germans made people wait in line
It's like Techno-disneyland!
About that, did someone checked if there is an exit?
nesnahprotsdam that sounds awful.
Can I buy your speaker... XD can't stop laughing
1:35 She goes to the supermarket dressed in her gimp suit and the bouncers can just like totally feel that man.
The funny part is that it is very clear that she is an american tourist
I just found the best way to get rid of an annoying reporter. Just ask if you can buy his microphone.
😂😂😂😂😂
"who's your favourite techno dj from LA?" i'm sure the bouncers saw through that bullshit 😂😂
Those two girls were so pretentious 😂 they were the least cool ones there.
3:49 is actually a clever name for a techno DJ. Joe Is very clever
4:48 What did I just see?
the dramatic walking in to frame made me roll off my chair laughing
THEY ARE HERE
His name is Temujin. Hes my friend. Everybody likes him. Hes famous in Berlin. You can find him on the internet.
Why is Skin Diamond in Berlin?
isn't she too skined for Diamond? ^^
(damn I miss going deep with Kasem G so much :'( ;)
Michael Schmidtt I've watched that vid 10 times
I guess I also watched it arround 10 times, next Kimber James (damn he was so mean to her but damn it was funny, too)
Why is he not funny
For how “cool” the tattoo lady is supposed to be, she was probably one of the most uncool people I’ve ever seen lol.
Absolutely zero personality.
Bang tidy though, if you mean the dark chick. Absolutely cracking.
"I've always wanted an app that'll make me feel more rejection." That's called Tinder, Joe.
Shame you couldn't get in Joe. You can get in me if you want
Having a "dude" in your name makes this even more creepy.
+FabledDan OR AWESOME
Dear lord
G a y
Every time towards the end, i think the video is stuck for a second.
Here in quarentine traveling the world again with Joe.
4:57 Joe Goes in a nutshell.
Next time say you're the long lost member of Kraftwerk. It werked for me!
Kraf Twerk
Lol the two wannabes were a good laugh
I got in.
Getting out was the hard part.
Its basically an IKEA. Where everything is glued to the surface. And the exit is even harder to find. When you finally find the exit, a very tall skinny dude feeds you pineapple sorbet, then spins you around untill you puke. Then you get out.
The refrigerator door shut system at 3:32 is genius!
I don't need to go to a club where I am treated like a number and playing russian roulette with the bouncers.
Hey Joe... I know two of the people you have been interviewing in two different episodes.
I know one of the guys you interviewed when you went to Christiania, Denmark. That was the guy with the long hair and christiania bike, and the other guy is the one in front of Berghain with the sailor hat... What are the odds.
The population of Europe is too little.
If they new he won an ICP rap contest they'd let him in.
The girl with the pink hair at 1:30 is a bartender at the Mixmag Lab in LA.
zapzap88 yes
when the black guy asked him to buy his speaker he was running 😂😂😂👏👏👏👏
This club was both amazing and scary at the same time. I discovered it by complete accident when I happened to be in Berlin for Easter weekend a couple years back. Apparently that particular weekend is a special party weekend for Gays at this club. The exterior of the building is an old soviets era looking multi level building that looks more like a town hall then a dance club. However, the EDM and strobe light beaming from the windows make it clear it is anything other than a government building.
The line to get in on this particular night was some 2-3 hours. Luckily I had been invited by some people I was talking to online (grindr) and they let me join the queue with them, shortening the wait to about 45 minutes.
When you get to the head of the line, a bouncer decides if you are fit for entry. I was advised to say as little as possible, to be cool, calm and collected. He allowed me and my friends to enter. From there we paid the cover which was about €28 at the time.
Then it's onto the clothing check. I was told it's not good to have much on you as this place can be scary and theft is possible in the darkness. I checked all my clothes with the exception of my underwear, tennis shoes and socks. They used a magic marker to write 2089 in my arm to indicate my number to later retrieve my belongings.
Entering into the main bar area, it looked pretty night club-esq. The music was loud, the lighting low, but dance lighting was present and there was a well lit bar. Most everyone was naked or nearly naked.
I ordered a drink and then decided to go explore. On walking through a hallway to the next room, people were literally having sex. I stopped and observed for a moment astonished by this club as it was nothing I had experienced before. What laid ahead was even more astonishing.
The next room was a large open room, similar to a warehouse. It had guys milling around, going through to others rooms, standing and watching as people came and went. There was also large canvas tents setup, similar to army style tents. When you'd go in the tents there was large tires, and chains and people engaged in sex, groping, touching, and oral sex. Nothing appeared to be off limits.
Moving on, you could descend a flight of stairs into what I would describe as the catacombs. This was an area that was much darker then the rest. There were little closet size cubby openings that were big enough for a couple people to step in, in which sex was happening. There was also a row of tables, not normal tables; sex tables. These were at the height that would allow someone to stand there while another was on the table for sex. Above the table was a metal bar that ran the length of the row, this bar had paper towels on it and provided something for someone to hold onto during their sexual exploits.
There was also a row of swings. I saw unimaginable things here. I.E. Fisting.
Climbing another flight of stairs lead to more of a dance floor type room, again anything goes, but it was mostly dancing.
Everyone was pretty respectful of space and boundaries. Sure, people would touch and certainly gather to watch, but if a touch was unwanted, pushing the offending hand away was typically all that was needed. I really didn't see any condoms being offered so bring your own. Drugs were present and available.
I was there for maybe 3 hours. I've heard that some stay the entire weekend without leaving. I'm sure this place has bathrooms but I didn't see any.
Nice copy&paste from Yelp.
You went on a quiet night
Sounds like a nightmare
Great review 👏🏻👏🏻
Did the boys there do bareback? (Asking because I like it).
Joe next time wear a toxido made of euro bills, that's how I get in every club
"No worries MATE" Lolol, they were deffs Australians
Joe from 4:36 onwards is what you can expect to experience if you go to Spain xD
Actually I'll be surprised if you had many subscribers from Spain. We suck at English.
Anyways, keep up the good work!
spaniard here. Hahah, that guy was lost
Era español seguro JAJAJAJ
what are you talking about? people club all the time every sunday morning .. in a gospel church
Lily would have better luck getting into Berghain.
"Crash Frequency" AYYYY
"can i wear your clothes and try to get into the club?"
"yea, you can try but you want to have my hair sooo.."
ummm.... ok lol
This clip is timeless! 😁
Haha, all the ppl in the beginning XD So uncomfortable. I love it!
After 5 year we finally found out why Joe didn't get in he was pretending to be a Joe while he was Lily all along, bouncer saw straight true his identity crisis. I bet she get in now!
wth was that interaction with the black dude on the bike? lmao why did joe get scared? XD
Mr. Douglas LMAO I should have seen it coming XD
Natural predators of the albino
I fucking died at this comment.
+1 interweb for you friend.
Why all the dislikes? This is gold. Wtf? Dislike bot or some shit?
Joe ran when a black dude talked to him. The fact that he has a Wu-tang tattoo gets funnier with every episode. He went from protect your neck to run like heck real fast.
2:55 they pulled out a corpse; so sarcastic lol.
Lol he got scared of the black guy trying to buy his microphone lol... he walked away.
Why would anyone go to a club at 9 in the morning and wait in line for it. I sometimes don't get people.
People dance there from midnight until 12PM the day after pretty much
It's hipster braindead culture, it doesn't make any sense but they think it makes them special.
cos 9am on a sunday is the best time to go to Beghain.
No it's easier. They just want to enjoy techno music in a special place (most of them)
drugs and fucking
Cannot wait until Life is back to normal in Berlin.
3:01 ...that changed this year tho
Channel goal is to get joe in one day
Almost spat my water at that ending bit, fuck. lol
What a huge waste of humanity
The black man is on another level - he freaked out joe
I have rarely seen someone so stressed about looking like not giving a fu.
Next week, Joe goes clubbing in the arctic
When I was in Berlin I got rejected at 2 clubs, and got into 1. Some say it's because I was American, others say it was looks or clothes.
When I lived in Berlin I never got rejected from a night club and I'm american. I even helped 2 Dutch guys get into a fetish club.
The last one hahahah * no te entiendo * VIVA ESPAÑA 🇪🇸
Espain is ediferen.
still in germany? come to hamburg, forget about fucking berlin.
This was filmed in October 2016. Joe is long gone :P but yeah Berlin ain't all that
What did the guy mean "Can I buy your speaker?"
Can i rob it
got the club going up on a sunday
I don't know if I'd get in or not. It would be like, "that guy's a total basket case, weirdo, let him in"; or, "that guy's a total basket case, weirdo, never, ever let him in". Knowing my luck, it would be the second one.
``Can i buy your speaker ? `` Thats Berlin my friend )
Negative cool lmaooooo
Bro, you’ll never get in.
Awesome video joe! Can't wait for the video tomorrow
Be something your not! fuck yeah transcendental!
why so much dislikes?
The original all gas no brakes
Those American club girls clearly had no idea what goes on inside of Berghain.
why are germans so hated in the comment section?
No sense of humor
“Joe doesn’t get in to the club”
It's funny how english speaker pronounce " Berg " 😂
What a weird humour this guy had.
Man , Im so glad , i discovered your channel!!!!
I've been to Berghaim Panorama Bar once from Friday night to Sunday morning.
literally been on a joe goes marathon all day... keep it up lol
where did you get the Scam 47 Music song?? i need it!!!!
I have Crash Frequency’s first album on vinyl
There’s an app that tells u if you would get in?!
Where is exactly this club in Berlin?? ??
I have been to Berghain once and they do have a killer sound system. Floor shaking bass and all. But I am not part of the hipster culture, I just want to have a good time to techno music once in a while. I wouldn't even consider a pretentious stupid place where I would stand in a line for hours only to be rejected at the door by some social outcast (check out their bouncers). I don't need to feel entitled or special because I "got into Berghain". There are literally 100s of other places in Berlin where the same local superhero DJs play their sets and they have excellent sound, too. Plus, I'm not even gay. Fuck that place.
I dont get it.. "Only cool people get in". Yet the whole line look like they are on laundry day, out shopping milk. Could have been the line to blizzcon lmao
If you think Berghain is the hardest club to get into, come and try to get into clubs in Istanbul.
Lol I love how you can just go up to people in Berlin and they just speak English.
habibi 030 lol
REALLY LOVE THIS BERLIN SERIES :))
Would never had thought he wouldn’t get in
People wait for hours on Sundays and stay for 24 hours? Dont they have jobs?
When r u coming back? Is the hiatus almost over??