The Worst Laptop I Could Find.

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  • @Dogeforlife0
    @Dogeforlife0 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5622

    "Kids 4 and under can't handle this much disappointment." Absolute masterpiece of a line, thank you angry australlian man

    • @SuperNuclearUnicorn
      @SuperNuclearUnicorn 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +100

      Most Aussies yell at the TV when watching footy, Wade decided it would be more productive if he yells at shitty electronics instead

    • @kingflippynips3102
      @kingflippynips3102 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      I had one of these when I was 5-6 and I loved it lol. It had a different theme with some investigator/cop animation that played on boot-up. The thing had an actual functioning Ethernet port (separate from the mouse port) and (Ancient) serial printer drivers.

    • @DarkStar-nw8ee
      @DarkStar-nw8ee 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      An ad came at just the right time to cut off the “isappointment” part of disappointment, so uhhh…

    • @drammo
      @drammo 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@kingflippynips3102 What did the ethernet port do?

    • @vorpi
      @vorpi 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@drammo I'd love to know that too

  • @Theoreticallly
    @Theoreticallly 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4782

    I feel sorry for the kid that asked for a laptop for christmas and got this

    • @superboy3956
      @superboy3956 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +260

      That was me on my birthday😂

    • @That0neDud
      @That0neDud 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +162

      I had one of these as a kid in the late 2000s

    • @youngcodus2189
      @youngcodus2189 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +83

      I HAD ONE OF THESE

    • @ThatSocialKid
      @ThatSocialKid 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      oof

    • @Rizko505
      @Rizko505 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

      I had one and i loved it as a kid😂

  • @ZeroSuitSamo
    @ZeroSuitSamo 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +920

    As far as computer themed toys for children go, that one is actually pretty neat. The working mouse is a treat. I have this weird thing, though, where I will notice some little charecter and wonder who drew that. Wonder how many people actually take the time to notice it. My daughter definitely never talked about the cute cartoon mouse playing soccer on the frame of the electronic soccer net toy, yet someone made that charecter, and it was printed on a sticker to put on the toy. So seeing those animations really hit that feeling hard. Someone made them, likely only for this one toy. I wonder how many people had ever seen them before today.

    • @DonVigaDeFierro
      @DonVigaDeFierro 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

      Oh yeah. Now I wonder if there's a German word for that feeling...

    • @Burn77oas7
      @Burn77oas7 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

      Ya I think he doesn't realize it's a toy for children... as far as it's classification, it's not a laptop, but a learning tool for children designed to resemble a laptop and in that sense not really a nugget, but for a 5 year old a good bit of random fun and learning 🤷

    • @MadameSomnambule
      @MadameSomnambule 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      Sometimes I wonder that myself. Especially if the art style is really nice and cute or if the art looks janky as all hell.

    • @ZeroSuitSamo
      @ZeroSuitSamo 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      @MadameSomnambule yeah, when it's really nice, the thought is "someone put a lot of time and care I to your design, I wonder if any kids ever noticed you." And when it's super janky (this transfers to cheaply made toys in general too) its more of a "you poor thing, I wonder if any kid has ever really loved you" as if it's toy story or something lol

    • @Vespyr_
      @Vespyr_ 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Toys like this are sold in less developed countries in urban markets all over the world. You'd find these at street side electronic stores in South America etc, and rural stores.

  • @raaaaHr
    @raaaaHr 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +350

    NOOOOO I remember getting a laptop exactly like this and I was so excited to get my first computer. I was a kid so I didn't realize how tiny the screen actually was until I opened it. I tried very hard not to look disappointed in front of my aunt. I played with it once and got bored of it.

    • @blacksabbath4346
      @blacksabbath4346 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      lmao this happens all the time as a kid

    • @therunawaykid6523
      @therunawaykid6523 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      Yeah it’s incredibly difficult to pretend to look happy with a disappointing present

  • @Albinus98
    @Albinus98 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +454

    Thing is... My parents bought me one of these (The previous generation) when I was like 3 and I ABSOLUTELY loved it. I could spend literally hours upon hours doing God knows what and just learning stuff. It even taught me how to multiply, and I still have it somewhere in their place. You could even attach a printer to it through a prehistorical serial port.
    Besides, one of the activities was a bunch of National Anthems played with that crappy 8-bit like sound. I think that's why most of my little friends of that time ended up with migraines or voices in their heads.
    Thanks for the memories, Wade. Thank you a lot.

    • @Isomnator57
      @Isomnator57 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Same. I had something really similar around 99/00, I don't think it had a full keyboard board, but it had the same bezels around the screen and some "fun" puzzle games

    • @Aeduo
      @Aeduo 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      It's not a collection of anthems if it's missing the USSR anthem.

    • @Knaeckebrotsaege
      @Knaeckebrotsaege 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Similar story, I got a VTech Genius Leader 6000SL as a kid in the late 90s and I absolutely loved it. Bonus points: it actually tried teaching me a programming language (it had a whole BASIC interpreter built in and you could program your own things on it). Granted, not much of it stuck but hey...

    • @doctahjonez
      @doctahjonez 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@Isomnator57Was it a Vtech? I also had one similar

    • @RazyarennyyVengerskiIGamer
      @RazyarennyyVengerskiIGamer 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I used to have a similar one, but it had a mandatory USB type of thing that you had to plug in to make it work, I forgot what was it's name.

  • @sgtpeppers6414
    @sgtpeppers6414 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1315

    As an Oregonian, I'm proud that we were able to make the worst laptop that Wade could find

    • @projectsandstuff4834
      @projectsandstuff4834 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      I was waiting for him to try to pronounce Oregon...

    • @Camarobro98
      @Camarobro98 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      ​@@projectsandstuff4834he pronounced it once, he did it correctly

    • @itsmejak7888
      @itsmejak7888 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      @@projectsandstuff4834 he does at 0:32 he doesn't absolutely butcher it either

    • @projectsandstuff4834
      @projectsandstuff4834 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Oh wow, I don't know how I missed it! Thanks!

    • @4instruments0talent
      @4instruments0talent 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      @@projectsandstuff4834 He did that fine. What I want to see is him try to say “Willamette.”

  • @TheLuizSouza
    @TheLuizSouza 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +64

    6:37 "Use the arrow keys to choose a melody AND BREAST CANCER" wut

    • @Imbackptvke
      @Imbackptvke 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      💀

    • @JadoShiRS
      @JadoShiRS 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      On my first watch, I heard press enter, I can't hear anything but breast cancer now lmao

  • @Misguided_Robot273
    @Misguided_Robot273 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +112

    Fun fact, the company behind this made a Barbie themed version, and it has an audio in jack. The speakers (yes there are 2) are decent and surprisingly not mono. So you can get really fuzzy distorted audio if you so wish

    • @loveline119
      @loveline119 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I had that one when I was a kid and I could not get enough of it.

    • @SonicGamerGirl2006
      @SonicGamerGirl2006 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      I happen to have a lot of these Barbie educational laptops by Oregon Scientific. Despite being an adult now, these toys REALLY are entertaining to play with! 😊😁

    • @Drivetonotcrash
      @Drivetonotcrash 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Pink laptop

    • @furbymaster4239
      @furbymaster4239 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Oh thank God I'm not the only one that had one, whatever I tell people about it they think I'm crazy

    • @SonicGamerGirl2006
      @SonicGamerGirl2006 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @furbymaster4239 But you're not. Even boys can like Barbie, and that's perfectly okay. 😊

  • @biglevian
    @biglevian 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +827

    I remember a friend in 6th grade was always bragging that he had a laptop (this was when the 3310 still reigned supreme). One day I went over there and it was one of these things. He made it out to be like a gaming laptop better than most consoles at the time...
    I acted like it was the coolest thing I've ever seen.

    • @thomasmacdonough288
      @thomasmacdonough288 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +91

      Honestly... good for him. It's good to take pride in the things you have in life 😅

    • @GINGER_KING_
      @GINGER_KING_ 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      I only did that cus I bought it off you

    • @thedave7760
      @thedave7760 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      I had a friend like that at school, not sure I haven't seen him since then but I do hope he eventually figured out that there was more to be gained by telling the truth.
      I would not have put on the act like you , you are a good friend.
      Will you be my friend?

    • @uzairmohmand7432
      @uzairmohmand7432 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @biglevian you are a good friend if it was me I would have straight tell him that this thing is sh*t.

    • @clarkkent1521
      @clarkkent1521 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      At least it was tangible. I had a friend in first grade who said he had a hoverboard from Back to the Future.

  • @spud8237
    @spud8237 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2593

    Ashens, LGR, and Dankpods all in one. Perfection.

    • @laurencescully
      @laurencescully 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +233

      Just need Techmoan and the 8bit guy and bigclive and it will be complete

    • @CyanoTex
      @CyanoTex 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +119

      ​@@laurencescullyThe Infinity stones of technology TH-camrs.

    • @A_ARAFAT
      @A_ARAFAT 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +59

      ​​@@laurencescullyAnd Maybe hugh Jeffrey's and psivewri as well
      Edit: Almost Forgot The retro Future, MattKC and MichaelMJD

    • @dannystavs2003
      @dannystavs2003 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      The crossover we all wished happened.

    • @hecticscone
      @hecticscone 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

      @@CyanoTex can't forget about Technology Connections!

  • @MarbleFox162
    @MarbleFox162 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    6:53 “press any cheese to make us follow the beat”

  • @nickwallette6201
    @nickwallette6201 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +156

    The graphics on the caterpillar game during the last half minute of the video were pretty good!
    True story: When I was a kid, I wanted a laptop so bad that I would take a piece of cardboard and draw my own keyboard and screen, then carry it with me on the school bus and pretend to use it. I also had a cardboard HiFi so I could listen to music.

  • @98-SR5
    @98-SR5 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +610

    This reminds me the V-Tech laptop I had as a kid. My most clear memory of that laptop was putting in the gutter after a big rainstorm and letting the current carry it down into the storm drain outside the house.

    • @jonathandenton6160
      @jonathandenton6160 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +54

      That's one way to get rid of it!
      It's probably in the garbage patch in the ocean now.

    • @DrNekobeard
      @DrNekobeard 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I also had one of those it was awful lol

    • @Onio_Saiyan
      @Onio_Saiyan 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

      Me: sees V-Tech
      Also me: “but did it kick in?”

    • @blakksheep736
      @blakksheep736 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Oooo! Me too! I still have it actually, and it still works, though the screen is rather busted. Was yours also entirely in French?

    • @dmo848
      @dmo848 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      That is hilarious to me. I don't know why😂

  • @largewallofbeans9812
    @largewallofbeans9812 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1362

    The nugget classification has extended to the laptops. Can’t wait for airliners to be called nuggets.

    • @JakLuca
      @JakLuca 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +56

      Do you mean Spirit Airlines?

    • @ch4z_bucks
      @ch4z_bucks 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

      Ryanair

    • @sgtjonzo
      @sgtjonzo 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      the cirrus vision jet is definitely a nugget

    • @DomhnallMolloy
      @DomhnallMolloy 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@ch4z_bucksfr

    • @detroitmetrodolphinskull
      @detroitmetrodolphinskull 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      Delta's CRJ200s (good riddance) they'd always fog up like a haunted house and passengers thought it was smoke

  • @peppers515
    @peppers515 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +57

    I love that Wade always shouts out Ashens when he can.

  • @TheCyberate
    @TheCyberate 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

    I love how they use Star Trek Sounds for nearly every single menu item. Beautiful.

  • @Eurazba
    @Eurazba 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +948

    Aw man this brings me back. I used to have a janky, barbie-themed learning "laptop" just like this one with the huge bezel and everything as a kid. I loved it so much.

    • @eyeintheskysi
      @eyeintheskysi 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      Yesss I loved that thing! I would sit and listen to national anthems for so long. I still have the mouse somewhere.

    • @EnderMan59
      @EnderMan59 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      There was also a Superman one, and I had that. Same beautiful red screen, index and all.

    • @johnsalamii
      @johnsalamii 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      i think i had two of these, one of them was white with blue accents and the other one was a ladybug patterned one

    • @ExtraThiccc
      @ExtraThiccc 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      I had a hotwheels one as a kid

    • @laneycorey
      @laneycorey 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      i had a bratz one lol

  • @KleversonRoyther
    @KleversonRoyther 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +465

    Petition to put the mousepad over the ipad to protect that poor little thing

    • @seccozcubez
      @seccozcubez 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      Honestly the abuse that ipad faces makes me flinch every time

    • @Shrek_Has_Covid19
      @Shrek_Has_Covid19 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      ipood

    • @iliveinapuddle986
      @iliveinapuddle986 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@Shrek_Has_Covid19tmi

    • @Aeduo
      @Aeduo 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      It already has a case on it.

    • @Crowfist
      @Crowfist 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@Aeduo MIND YOUR BUSINESS

  • @mcbchannel7173
    @mcbchannel7173 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

    from embedded system developer perspective it’s quite astonishing that it’s really has a working mouse! i’d like to see the screen being cut replaced with real 14” laptop screen with its gut stripped replaced with raspberry pi.

    • @sihamhamda47
      @sihamhamda47 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Or replace the original motherboard with the refurbished Celeron laptop motherboard and 5000mAh battery (I found that it would fit as those cheap laptop motherboards are also very small)

    • @JoBot__
      @JoBot__ 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I really like these ideas. :D

  • @ktcat146
    @ktcat146 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

    I had a toy laptop like this when I was younger, and seeing this made the nostalgia hit so hard. I paused the video at one point and spent SO LONG looking it up to see if I could figure out which one I had. I couldn't find it and honestly it just feels like a fever dream that I even had it to begin with. I am pretty sure that it was made by Vtech, because those are the only ones that look even remotely close to what I remember. It had a ton of games and activities on it, and a tiny screen like this one. I honestly wish I still had it, or could, at the very least, find it online to prove that I actually did have it at one point lol

    • @shintaco7517
      @shintaco7517 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It might be a "Talking Whiz-Kid"

    • @ktcat146
      @ktcat146 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@shintaco7517 I looked it up and the results were sooo close to what I remember. It's still driving me nuts that I can't find the exact one lol. But this is definitely in the right direction!

  • @AntiVectorTV
    @AntiVectorTV 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +386

    I like how he's got so many patrons now that he has to talk for a while AND scroll really fast to get the credits in. Proud of him.

    • @caspyberry4951
      @caspyberry4951 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The second thing I'm doing when i earn is sub to his patron

    • @LZMP60
      @LZMP60 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@caspyberry4951what's the first

  • @zebmccollum
    @zebmccollum 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +342

    I love how the mouse uses an RJ45 plug. It’s like the manufacturers picking out which one to use were like, well they are both used in computers. The USB uses too much metal. That too expensive.

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      I had a keyboard that used an RJ11 to connect to the cable. Which could be taken off. And if you pry it open and take the foil and pcb out, the rest could just go into the dishwasher.

    • @AiOinc1
      @AiOinc1 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Modular jacks are easy to make and you won't hurt anything by plugging a real LAN into this machine nor that mouse into a network jack. I met one which did use fake USB! It killed the USB controller I plugged it into.
      This is more for the sanity of the parents which own it.

    • @parekhnirajj123
      @parekhnirajj123 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Just imagine mouse uses 3.5 mm jack

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@parekhnirajj123 sure, why not. I've had a camera that could output video and audio over 3.5 mm. For a mouse it needs 4 contacts, which is a thing with those plugs.

    • @Burn77oas7
      @Burn77oas7 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It's a toy, not an actual laptop,is everyone that dense, seriously?

  • @solofdragons6446
    @solofdragons6446 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    Funnily enough, I had a similar device when I was younger. For christmas one year, I think I was 4 or 5, my parents got me one of those desktop-style learning computers. It had many games that I liked playing with, but I remember just how tiny the screen was. Oftentimes I wouldn't turn it on and just pretended to be an office worker in my bedroom. I was a strange kid but I loved it to bits. I remember, the monitor itself had a black bezel with all the games listed and a super simple little screen in the middle. There was also clear plastic that wrapped around the monitor. The keyboard was black with white keys and the mouse itself was solid black. I can't for the life of me remember the brand or model, and i've got no clue what happened to it.

  • @AndyPlaysAllNight
    @AndyPlaysAllNight 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    I remember having something like this when I was a kid... back in the 90s.
    Based on the Vtech wiki/fandom page, it was the PreComputer Power Pad.
    I more or less learned basic Basic through it, and spent most of the time when I had it just on the Basic function.

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Basically some 80s home micro, but sold as educational tool.

  • @OzRetrocomp
    @OzRetrocomp 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +730

    I don't suppose James could (carefully) tear this down at all? I'm dying to know what CPU this thing has.

    • @sheppardpat47
      @sheppardpat47 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +189

      Mostly just a simple black blob on the motherboard
      Like NES on a chip

    • @theussmirage
      @theussmirage 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +193

      Odds are its an Intel Core i5 13600K based on the graphics and performance

    • @somerandomguyiguess2934
      @somerandomguyiguess2934 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +61

      I would die if it has the same 2 cent samsung chip as cheap ipod knockoff nuggs

    • @No-mq5lw
      @No-mq5lw 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +73

      You are lucky if it even has any identifiable parts on it

    • @MrDerpy-ns6sy
      @MrDerpy-ns6sy 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Probably a samsung

  • @oseidwomoh
    @oseidwomoh 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +330

    I remember having a VTech toy laptop when I was young. Until I broke it with a pencil. Ah. Childhood.

    • @tezzie_
      @tezzie_ 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      THATS why this seemed eerily familiar, i had the v-tech one too! i actually forgot all about it

    • @davydmir6565
      @davydmir6565 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      aw man me too! I had the laptop one and I remember really wanting the printer!@@tezzie_

    • @supermax6492
      @supermax6492 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      holy wowzers, fellow vtech laptop users? I think I still have mine in a cupboard somewhere

    • @salvinuenthusiast
      @salvinuenthusiast 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I had a vtech laptop and I still use that nugget's mouse pad to this day with my gaming mouse. If it works...

    • @Neopumper666
      @Neopumper666 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I had 2 models, they were one of the computers of all time

  • @AlexAegisOfficial
    @AlexAegisOfficial 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    imagine showing up to a lecture with this and blasting it full volume

  • @element_47
    @element_47 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    What kills me about the bezel is the fake icons, and the fake scroll bars around the screen LMAO 🤣🤣

  • @F_I_J_I_W_A_T_E_R
    @F_I_J_I_W_A_T_E_R 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +199

    I had a Hot Wheels version of this with the exact same software, the only difference is that it had a really cool speedometer built into it

    • @thatpersonwithamlpiconwhos2861
      @thatpersonwithamlpiconwhos2861 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      Imagine rigging that up to your honda civic

    • @jtmid2000
      @jtmid2000 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Beat me to it in the comments, I also had a spider man themed one

    • @SamRK-1000
      @SamRK-1000 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@thatpersonwithamlpiconwhos2861
      Lmao if it was like that one FnF scene with the guy playing Gran Turismo in his car instead it’s the hotwheels bezel computer 9000

    • @ch4z_bucks
      @ch4z_bucks 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      That way you can track how fast you throw it when you have a tantrum because you couldn't get your cheddarmite scrolls

    • @ollie6606
      @ollie6606 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      i had a batman one with, believe it or not, MORE BEZEL

  • @DissociatedWomenIncorporated
    @DissociatedWomenIncorporated 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +166

    It sounds to me like some of the sound effects are stolen from Star Trek: The Next Generation, but being destroyed by the terrible speakers. Like when you go through the different choices on the main menu I’m pretty sure that’s the transporter sound effect, and I heard some game bleeps that sounded specifically like the bleeps of the ship’s computer (edit: it’s the doorbell, I’m such a petaQ) in that show.

    • @Interference22
      @Interference22 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      The menu option switch noise is absolutely the transporter noise from TNG.

    • @DissociatedWomenIncorporated
      @DissociatedWomenIncorporated 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      @@Interference22 and those beeps in half the games _(Snake: Frank’s Revenge_ being one that had this beep) sound like one of the comm system beeps from TNG-era LCARS.

    • @arnox4554
      @arnox4554 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      THANK YOU. Those success sounds were the damn doorbell on the Enterprise. That sound is burned into my memory.

    • @alienfromlhs1140b
      @alienfromlhs1140b 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      it’s the next computer generation!

    • @mam693
      @mam693 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@Interference22 My first thought was the transporter from Voyager...now I'm not sure

  • @orderofmagnitude-TPATP
    @orderofmagnitude-TPATP 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Can it run doom?

  • @notmanatee2445
    @notmanatee2445 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Well,It looks more like a toy computer,I thought it would be the world's worst laptop,but until I clicked this,it's a kids toy laptop!
    7:01 is that frank? Cuz you said "junklin".

  • @DaniilGentili
    @DaniilGentili 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +162

    I had this exact same laptop as a kid, this brings back fond memories, used to play with it all the time :)
    At one point I even tried plugging in an actual Ethernet cable into the mouse port, connecting it to a router, to my disappointment it just periodically emitted a warning sound :)

    • @SnowBunneh
      @SnowBunneh 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I had something similar when I was a tween. It was a vtech with the optional extra software already on the flash memory. I hated it :'3

    • @fritzyfox3713
      @fritzyfox3713 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I remember owning a vtech nitro notebook as a kid. It was actually pretty fun and I remember it having some decent games on it. The thick bezel is still pretty funny in retrospect 😂

    • @therunawaykid6523
      @therunawaykid6523 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Imagine thinking oh cool I’m getting a laptop as a kid and receiving this with its tiny screen 😳😳

  • @luckyluca8718
    @luckyluca8718 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +340

    I love how they used Star Trek TNG transporter sound effects for scrolling between menu options right at the beginning at 04:55, did anybody else pick up on that? And then Halo button sounds later on, this machine really was ahead of it's time

    • @radpadraic
      @radpadraic 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

      I heard it! I swear I heard the TNG "doorbell" sound effect too.

    • @terablast
      @terablast 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Nice! I missed due to the bit crush

    • @Gunbudder
      @Gunbudder 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      Yeah, and the door chime is also in there. they sound like they were reproduced by hand too and not just a recording so it probably took some effort haha

    • @BadAnimeGroup
      @BadAnimeGroup 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I'm glad I checked the comments because I watched the video at low volume at work, and the confirmation sound on the typing tutor sounded so familiar that it bothered me all day.

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@radpadraicI have that as my notification sound, so imagine the confusion when that thing starts beeping

  • @the_duck_watching_you9153
    @the_duck_watching_you9153 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    9:27 As a duck myself, I can indeed confirm that was a duck.

  • @Gloves-T-Catzero
    @Gloves-T-Catzero 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    3:00 such a smooth sound.

  • @mauroc1896
    @mauroc1896 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +99

    Holy shit, as soon as i saw the tiny screen i recognized it. I was given one of these as a kid, mine was blue and had no mouse but it was the same system. I LOVED it, even if neither me or my parents could understand english, i still remember when my cousin took it from me and i was forced to "share" it with her (aka just give it to her), but gladly my grandma hid it as soon as she got bored and gave it back to me. That cousin ended up getting a pink one with a mouse and making fun of me.
    Good memories

    • @ME-ci8zi
      @ME-ci8zi 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      BASED GRANDMA

  • @tookeydookey
    @tookeydookey 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +152

    As someone who grew up with a bunch of these things, I can tell you that the huge bezel does not bother me whatsoever LOL! That's pretty much the norm of these. I still love these laptops because of their charm! I hope someone makes an app emulating these toys or something, that would be pretty nice! If there's a Speak & Spell app, why isn't there an app for these toys?! And no, this is not the worst laptop ever. This was just what I needed, awesome video!😁👌

    • @xSyn08
      @xSyn08 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      As a software developer, I thought this was pretty impressive, the passion is clearly there, considering that it's likely a small team that worked on it, I tried to find source code but couldn't, it's highly unlikely this would be re-created as an app, it's way too much work

    • @oscarcacnio8418
      @oscarcacnio8418 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@xSyn08 There might be a small group of people out there attempting to dump the ROM of this thing as we speak.

    • @xSyn08
      @xSyn08 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@oscarcacnio8418 Even then, decompiling the ROM and reverse engineering it to emulate the hardware would take a lot of effort, and I doubt this is popular enough or has enough interest in it to justify that

  • @Majima_Nowhere
    @Majima_Nowhere 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    7:36 yo is that the doorbell from Star Trek TNG?

  • @maxmoors
    @maxmoors 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    6:42 was I the only one who understood breast cancer? 😂

  • @durationsmusic
    @durationsmusic 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +88

    I had a Vtech kids laptop when I was a kid that was really similar to this. Had a bunch of games on it and a notes app, and for some reason 5 year old me played with the notes app more than anything. Almost all the games had this little character called Perry Penguin and he was basically the mascot of the laptop. It was in color too, but still only on a screen with about 100 pixels in total.

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Ahh, the only thing that is actually interesting. Like old 8 bit home computers, but those at least had a BASIC interpreter, so you could write your own code. Or copy stuff from magazines.

    • @Suiseisexy
      @Suiseisexy 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      lol the tiny linux reference, may all little tykes one day Install Gentoo

    • @MadameSomnambule
      @MadameSomnambule 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      My older brother's also had color iirc. I mean, it was called the Super Color Whizz after all, and it was from the 90s. I used to play it a bit when I was little, I'll admit, and the mascot was like, an egg or something?

  • @rotip309
    @rotip309 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    9:15 "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

  • @Funrollercoaster606
    @Funrollercoaster606 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    3:26 Ethernet mouse.. yeah totally sounds fine.

  • @turbobrick3419
    @turbobrick3419 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

    I was wondering what was so wrong with it... then I saw just how little was actually screen

  • @Helios8170
    @Helios8170 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +338

    Wade, I have had a very rough week at work, today especially. Watching you yell at a laptop that is 50% bezel made it all worth it.

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      I bet the computer inside that bezel isn't any bigger than that display. The only thing for it's size is to get the keyboard in.

    • @ThePivotuserful123
      @ThePivotuserful123 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I hope your work week gets better by today! Watching Wade scream at stuff like this is weirdly relaxing. Like its so relatable to share the feelings here haha.

    • @Helios8170
      @Helios8170 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@ThePivotuserful123 I think it's because Wade talks like how all Americans *wished* Aussies talk 🤣

    • @therunawaykid6523
      @therunawaykid6523 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      More like 95% bezel to call this thing a laptop is ridiculous 🤣

    • @copicatscorner
      @copicatscorner 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      jo dude hope that you feel better soon but same here and the week just started... but this is is like a weird form of therapy for my soul haha XD

  • @tomatoflight
    @tomatoflight 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I swear the sound at 7:20 is the star trek transporter sound 😭😭😭

  • @alchemist_x79
    @alchemist_x79 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    7:12: Apropos that the drums in Yankee Doodle sound like rapid gunfire.

  • @matiko280
    @matiko280 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +155

    One must think that Frank is happy being the way they are.

    • @UltraAlex2000
      @UltraAlex2000 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      One must think Frank happy

  • @israel9350
    @israel9350 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    9:00 the most pixelated mouse in existence

  • @unizero_
    @unizero_ 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I think I had a Vtech laptop like this as a kid! I remember it being pink, with a smaller bezel (by only 50%), a higher-resolution LCD, and having an ABCDE keyboard instead of QWERTY, which is a terrible idea for trying to teach a kid computer skills. I know I played with it a lot, but I don't remember exactly what I played on it, since it had a large game catalogue similar to this.

  • @AlexandruLipan
    @AlexandruLipan 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I have a similar laptop made by Clementoni, that was pretty heavy and had both a serial and a parallel port, and has also a document editor that saved text in RTF.
    It has a mouse with a similar RJ connector, that I then spliced with a PS/2 connector and used on my following XP pc.
    Apparently, the mouse port was able to accept also internet connection up to 10-BaseT.

  • @mr.technologysilva8856
    @mr.technologysilva8856 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +56

    I had a similar piece of crap except worse, as a little kid, needless to say when I got my grandmothers old windows 7 laptop I was thrilled to have it, even though the battery didn't work, I was so happy to finally be able to have something actually fun to use, that actually played youtube videos

    • @johnsalamii
      @johnsalamii 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      i remember getting one of these after saving 60 coupons from newspapers

  • @Gallantsky
    @Gallantsky 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +57

    I remember having something a lot like this that was Batman themed. Had the same janky screen and all of the number codes along the bottom of the screen to show you how to access the games and music. Kinda brought back some fun little memories.

    • @the_big_dededester
      @the_big_dededester 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      YOOOOOOOO ME TOO :DDDD
      I hope Dankpods can get his hand on it one day!

    • @eliottbidstrup9611
      @eliottbidstrup9611 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I had a Barbie one! And there was a little credit card type thing that added even more games to the laptop

    • @CCClarinet12
      @CCClarinet12 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@eliottbidstrup9611SAME I had the Barbie one too!

    • @Saturn-OS
      @Saturn-OS 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I think I had one too as well but I can’t barely remember much though.

  • @gpoop23
    @gpoop23 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    That janky voice saying "COM-PYU-TUR" at 9:19 would actually be a sick sample for a techno song or something.

  • @hello_velololo
    @hello_velololo 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    i had multiple toy laptops of this caliber, including what i think was the first version of this one! i legit had so much fun with these things and i still pull them out every few years for nostalgia lmao. also love to see my home state represented through garbage like this, it's great

  • @Macintoshiba
    @Macintoshiba 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    I am wondering why this computer has super bit-crushed versions of Star trek sounds...like the transporter or the doorbell. Very interesting?

  • @ubhelbr
    @ubhelbr 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    4:21 when you're losing an argument

  • @GaelyneGasson
    @GaelyneGasson 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I remember that brand. They made a lot of stuff that looked high tech but once you got the box home disappointment was all you got. High prices too. I think they were in Dick Smith shops....

  • @lamedrawings
    @lamedrawings 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Omg... I had one of these but it was coloured yellow and blue, I don't think it was a hotwheels but the colour reminded me of it.
    The one you have is honestly impressive compared to mine....which says just how disappointing the one I had was.

  • @kaitlyn__L
    @kaitlyn__L 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +75

    That's _definitely_ an unlicensed sample of the TNG transporter sound effect scrolling on the menu. The way the chord modulates down in amidst the schwooshy texture is identical. Specifically sounds like it's from one of the movies I think. Kinda ballsy on their part ngl.

    • @Flon22
      @Flon22 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      The noise one of the games makes is the tng doorbell too

    • @tungmeister1234
      @tungmeister1234 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      also the "someone at the door" sound

    • @HashMaster9000
      @HashMaster9000 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      And one of the selection sounds is a poorly converted version of the Doorbell chime from TNG, too.

    • @kaitlyn__L
      @kaitlyn__L 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@Flon22 I noticed it seemed to use half of it after writing that yeah. Quite strange choices really!

    • @tjzambonischwartz
      @tjzambonischwartz 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I was going to comment on the multitude of ripped TNG sound effects

  • @tmc249
    @tmc249 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    didnt know there was non "kid flashy" themed versions of those kinds of toy laptops back in the day fascinating!

  • @lemmonsinmyeyes
    @lemmonsinmyeyes 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I wonder if this was a thing in other places but, in the us, we used to get these awful paper magazines that advertised stuff to like, really old people. Coins, WW2 stuff, war documentaries, knickknacks, “military grade flashlights”, and old old terrible laptops. Like, 500$ for a really bad win XP in like 2012. You should try to find some of those bad Bois !

  • @sonicmario57
    @sonicmario57 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This video unlocked a memory. My friends sister got one of these for Christmas. I think she booted it up for about 30 minutes and never touched it again.

  • @JamesFromTexas
    @JamesFromTexas 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    I got one of those (or something extremely similar) for my kid when he was like 3 because he always wanted to be on my laptop while I was working. 100% would recommend! Perfect distraction and it kept him from wrecking important stuff! Good memories, thanks for the flashback!

    • @corruleumblue3317
      @corruleumblue3317 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Glad to know decoy laptops work on more than just cats :P

  • @TrabPuKcip
    @TrabPuKcip 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    I actually owned one of them as a kid, not the same exact model (mine was designed like a modern laptop) but the same software with the same oversized bezel. This takes me back.

  • @drdagonator3544
    @drdagonator3544 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Oh lordy, Tualatin Oregon. I think back when I was in high school a few of these were still in my schools attic. It gives off the vibe of something made to help teach elementary school students learn some basic typing skills.

  • @chloeaplin4449
    @chloeaplin4449 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I had one of these and I actually really liked it! The noises are so nostalgic

  • @gamecuber6
    @gamecuber6 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

    the fact that it actually looks like a real computer from the box is even funnier.
    also I've had a few Oregon scientific products over the years and i gotta say that usually they're pretty good

  • @SuperSmashDolls
    @SuperSmashDolls 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    5:35 Oh no. They tried to make a rhythm game. Now they're going to get sued by Konami.

  • @Windows98R
    @Windows98R 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    When he said “huge bezels” I first thought those black side rails were the bezels and thought that’s amazing for its time. Then he pointed out the gray area is all bezel.

    • @therunawaykid6523
      @therunawaykid6523 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That screen size is absolutely insane I thought that was an image on the screen but that small box is actually the screen itself 🤣🤣

  • @xanderlander8989
    @xanderlander8989 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I immediately thought of Ashens when you cut to the sofa. I'm so glad you referenced him. One of my heroes.

  • @-Tylermsa
    @-Tylermsa 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    I mean, in 8:34, the animatronics *do get a bit quirky* in this computer 😂

  • @regular67
    @regular67 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +197

    When Wade uploads to DankPods it always brightens up my day just a little

    • @SamRK-1000
      @SamRK-1000 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Same here his content is so relaxed and funny and I can just watch every single video like a million times and it’s always fun.

  • @tuckerwhite4164
    @tuckerwhite4164 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love how the typing game sound is just a super bitcrushed version of the star trek door chime (also like 80% the weird level select is just the transporter sound, also super bitcrushed).

  • @tomrow32
    @tomrow32 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    These are toys for toddlers. I imagine they were very low cost, but I can't be sure. I had a desktop version of this. It also had a card slot, although it didn't come with any such cards.

  • @j-pastel-yellow
    @j-pastel-yellow 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    i had a hot wheels themed version of this, and it even had an optical mouse. i barely remember anything about it, but i had it when i was 5 in 2009. about 7 years later, my younger siblings got something shockingly similar, but under the discovery channel’s branding. i’ve even still seen these things sold at discount stores (like dollar general and big lots) here in the us.

  • @marcopassarella
    @marcopassarella 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

    I genuinely had one when I was 5 or 6 I remember usining it every day it was a blast. I almost forgot all these gorgeous sounds from my childhood. Thank you for bringing back all these memories

  • @Kleinshooti
    @Kleinshooti 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You have godsent content. Been watching this channel for ages.

  • @RavixSomni
    @RavixSomni 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I had something similar to this as a kid, it was like an intro to the keyboard and had educational content. I actually have fond memories of it

  • @ahniandfriends123
    @ahniandfriends123 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    3:09 this laptop would go great with the giant nano mp3 player and the Tim Horton's netbook

  • @cactuskaktus6734
    @cactuskaktus6734 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    i remember these fake laptops for kids. Usually they where more toy looking. can't imagine the poor kid that got this one genuinely thinking it was a laptop at first.

  • @howl7dizgeist713
    @howl7dizgeist713 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I had one of these from like 2000 when I was super little. I remember the animation that played when you had to spell TIGER was terrifying.

  • @notsuchabadguy
    @notsuchabadguy 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Oh, I had one really similar to this as a kid! Around the same time too, I think. In retrospect I can recognize this was digital garbage, but at the time I loved it. Coming from a family that couldn't really afford a brand new computer for the kid (and being that I was like, eight at the time) I think it actually did a pretty great job at removing the mystique from computers before I ever got to use them at school :) This video brought back some good memories!

  • @QueeenieBeanie
    @QueeenieBeanie 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

    Can't believe the nugget realm is extending to the point of having laptops, Great work!

    • @robertschnobert9090
      @robertschnobert9090 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Nugget is life. Nugget is everything 🌈

  • @Rainquack
    @Rainquack 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    9:24 - ✨ So much grace in so few pixels~! ✨
    Good ducks - even *somehow* fitting a cute lil smile in. ^v^

  • @flumiie
    @flumiie 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I used to have this kind of tutor laptop in the early 2000, albeit with a much smaller bezel.
    It was my first ever birthday gift and I remember that I just can't wait to go home from school, open the laptop & play with it. It was that bulky that it didn't fit my rather small backpack.

  • @rocketgruntmason3269
    @rocketgruntmason3269 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    4:42 better then starfield

  • @DonVigaDeFierro
    @DonVigaDeFierro 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I had a blue and yellow thing like this. The mouse was attached to the "laptop" and only had a "track wheel", which means you could only move the cursor right or left.
    The keyboard was stiff af, and the keys looked like the ones on a cheap calculator, and you had to press real hard to type anything.
    I was like 6 years old, and the fast typing game scared the shit out of me, because it made a loud BEEEEP when you let the letters fill the screen.

  • @thegamemanic1911
    @thegamemanic1911 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

    Man I had one of these as a kid. I loved it. This unlocked a ton of memories for me. As a dumb little kid, this thing was so much fun.

  • @InkMink
    @InkMink 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    It’s giving me moms “we’ve got laptop at home energy” 😂

  • @bland9876
    @bland9876 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I currently have a tablet with a keyboard and the keyboards on button is on the opposite side of where it is on this keyboard. It is up where you would expect the delete key to be.

  • @AdrianDX
    @AdrianDX 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Got one of these for christmas some year. First thing I did was plug it into some random power supply. Worked great for 5 minutes. Then the thing suddenly stopped working and never worked since. That christmas I learned my first lesson within the category “any power supply isn’t just any power supply.”

  • @alexgravitos
    @alexgravitos 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

    i had one of these as a kid. granted, i was like 2, and my nugget was significantly less featureful, not even a backlight, but it was what made me get into tech. so much nostalgia.

  • @LostParadise_
    @LostParadise_ 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    Honestly, I can see this being really good as a niche tool to help kids learn. It teaches them bare minimum tech literacy (navigating menus, using a keyboard), exposes them to basic vocabulary... It's swamped today, and definitely outdated by 06, but I feel like this had potential.

  • @ganglymangly
    @ganglymangly 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    wow this is a weird throwback, i had a toy 'computer' just like this but it was batman themed and educational. honestly loved that thing as a young kid, not sure if it works anymore or where it is now

  • @EdKolis
    @EdKolis 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I'm just surprised that the keyboard actually functions as a keyboard and isn't just an inert hunk of plastic.

  • @joaocandeias
    @joaocandeias 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

    I had a similar laptop to this when I was little. Unfortunately i don't remember the brand, but it was red and yellow and was a bit more basic compared than this, as it was intended for 5/6 years old (but some games were quite similar). The synth voice was in my native language (portuguese).
    I literally learned to read at 4 years old thanks to that little nugget, and it definetly paved the way for the tech passion i have today.
    Who knew that the worst laptops could unlock some of our best memories...
    Thanks Dankpods, amazing as always.

  • @robertsteel3563
    @robertsteel3563 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    0:20 That was a perfect throw on to the couch!

  • @filipeberquo
    @filipeberquo 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    When I was 6 I asked for a laptop for Christmas and got an old version of this. I think it’s not surprising how awesome this was back in the day for me. I remember playing snake for hours. Mine was light gray with white a transparent keyboard.

  • @DD-lb7nn
    @DD-lb7nn 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I actually had one of those when I was a child, tho mine came with a dpad where the trackpad should be. Honestly, that nugget gave me the best childhood memories.