Yandere Crime Boss Girlfriend Wants You Back [Audio Roleplay] [Mafia Vibes] [Chaos] [Desperate]

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  • @willc3697
    @willc3697 ปีที่แล้ว +731

    I like to imagine that the listener has been with her so long that all of her crazy features are just normal to us, so throughout this entire conversation, we’re perfectly calm and not even raising our voice at her for breaking into our sister’s house.

    • @willc3697
      @willc3697 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      I can imagine that we might be on a phone call with her just chatting about our days, then heard a bunch of gunshots go off in the background, we ask what that was and she just says “we’re killing off some hostages” and we would just be like “huh, okay. Anyway, I finished that LEGO set you bought me last month…”

    • @AC-sj5rj
      @AC-sj5rj ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Ah yes, the calming speaking and going back to sleep not even worried about locking the door

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  ปีที่แล้ว +240

      "Babe, could you go do the mobster thing like, down the block? The bullets are ricocheting and I'm trying to sleep."

    • @neutralbrain
      @neutralbrain ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@VanillaVelvetAudio LMFAOOOO

    • @willc3697
      @willc3697 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@VanillaVelvetAudio I think it would be more like the Mad Scientist audio, where she installed soundproof walls to the bedroom so her darling could sleep peacefully without being interrupted by the screams of her subjects.
      The second we bring up the noise thing, the next day she would call in a shipment of silencers and a carpenter to install some thicker insulation.

  • @imadgenius
    @imadgenius ปีที่แล้ว +558

    "Stop bleeding out and answer for your crimes" is one of funniest, if not the funniest, things I've heard today 😂

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  ปีที่แล้ว +79

      I'm so happy to hear that! I do my best to deliver laughs with the audios I make and the scripts I choose; I'm always happy to learn when it works.

  • @viroszelmire1391
    @viroszelmire1391 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    I absolutely love the dynamic of “big bad crime boss who’s in a relationship with an adorable cinnamon roll”

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Me too! I think it was a wonderful script.

    • @cristalmewtwo4160
      @cristalmewtwo4160 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yeah they just hug them from behind and the roll squeaks like a squeaky toy

    • @xaythearsonist2003
      @xaythearsonist2003 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@cristalmewtwo4160omg yes 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Dragonache21
    @Dragonache21 ปีที่แล้ว +407

    You can just imagine the boys at the end of the video all cheering for their boss now that they are no longer in danger of death if she failed

    • @cassiohenrique6815
      @cassiohenrique6815 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Y'know, I was think at the end that, despite not being Vel's style, if there was a "Oh thank god!" from far away at the end that this would've been perfect.

    • @cristalmewtwo4160
      @cristalmewtwo4160 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Just like that scene from episode one of owl house when the guards are cheering on the warden

    • @Dragonache21
      @Dragonache21 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@cristalmewtwo4160 yes just like that

    • @bruteboi73
      @bruteboi73 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      i imagine that one dude that was supposed to tell her about the date was shitting bricks when he heard "break"

    • @JosueHernandez-um4kc
      @JosueHernandez-um4kc 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I Imagine Jesse Pinkman's voice in my head: "YEAH BITCH!"

  • @AC-sj5rj
    @AC-sj5rj ปีที่แล้ว +229

    I like the part of her trying very hard with flowers and jewelry, it's not the money, but that she actually remembers what the listener likes

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I enjoyed that element of the script myself! Like, they're very "basic" gifts, but purchased for sentimental reasons! It's a nice twist.

    • @jacket5191
      @jacket5191 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      “It’s not always about the money
      It’s about sending a message”
      -heath ledger. Dark knight

  • @BirdieSenpai
    @BirdieSenpai ปีที่แล้ว +163

    It's heartwarming how genuine and sincere she is. Her heart is in the right place even if her head isn't.

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  ปีที่แล้ว +30

      😅 I'm sure everyone around her is more concerned with where her grenades and blades are, than her head and heart...

    • @BirdieSenpai
      @BirdieSenpai ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@VanillaVelvetAudio You know me better than that, Vel, lol.

    • @vetayamale1830
      @vetayamale1830 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@VanillaVelvetAudio she has a grenade up someone ass or a knife in a guy’s dick, this is normal for us and the boys

  • @QuietEcho3025
    @QuietEcho3025 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    Her energy is the definition chaotic but sweet, like Harley Quinn with a love life. Absolutely loved this one, hoping for more.

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Maybe someday! We'll see if she ever makes a comeback. Thanks for listening!

    • @andrewjagodnik1480
      @andrewjagodnik1480 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Omg that would be such a cool concept!

    • @burnslee1164
      @burnslee1164 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah, I was definitely getting Harley vibes at "We did it, boys, the BOSS AIN'T SINGLE NO MORE!"

    • @boahancock3461
      @boahancock3461 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@VanillaVelvetAudiowe'll wait for her to come again.

  • @applerancher5329
    @applerancher5329 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    How could anyone every consider leaving this adorable dork of a crime lord?? I love her chaotic energy so much ❤️❤️

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Well *some* people get nervous around grenades, ~apparently~

    • @cristalmewtwo4160
      @cristalmewtwo4160 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      One to many missed dates

    • @applerancher5329
      @applerancher5329 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@cristalmewtwo4160 you know what, fair, but I would raise you the extended cuddle period that comes after a shootout

    • @cristalmewtwo4160
      @cristalmewtwo4160 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@applerancher5329 but I raise you staying at home worried sick on whether she's coming home alive or in a box

    • @applerancher5329
      @applerancher5329 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@cristalmewtwo4160 Again fair, but she's adorable and picks up her phone so I would (maybe) know if we have a situation or not

  • @rubynall80
    @rubynall80 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    It's kinda cute hearing a yandere being accused of emotional neglect.

  • @George_W_Bush
    @George_W_Bush ปีที่แล้ว +36

    “You love your historical antiques!”
    Ay she’s got me there, I’m a sucker for items of historical significance

  • @juliancuevas6728
    @juliancuevas6728 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Listener is definitely like "She is f'ing wild, but I love her anyawy."
    Fun audio.

  • @ASMR_Junkie
    @ASMR_Junkie ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Slowly coming around to the realization that these ASMR videos are just bedtime stories for adults, but that's not gonna stop me from enjoying the to the fullest.

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Hey, grownups deserve fun story time too! Definitely beats joining a book club and reading literary fiction about...divorce and stuff.

    • @ASMR_Junkie
      @ASMR_Junkie ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@VanillaVelvetAudio lol accurate

  • @BanishedSilentShadow3318
    @BanishedSilentShadow3318 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    If she's this soft towards her bf than I can't imagine how pissed she is if another group of gang tries to steal her bf away as hostage

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Mobsters would tell tales of the ensuing bloodbath for generations...

    • @vetayamale1830
      @vetayamale1830 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@VanillaVelvetAudio
      Random mobster grunt: A fucking toothpick... she killed everyone with a fucking toothpick
      *He says, laying in a pool of his own blood, as many bodies are hanging from their organs, with a laughing mobster Vanilla, as she continues to stab a female mobster with a toothpick*

  • @MrSHADOWANGEL999
    @MrSHADOWANGEL999 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    she's made us an offer we cant refuse

  • @ZayZenBlaze
    @ZayZenBlaze ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Aww she’s this combination of adorable, crazy and badass! And the seemingly split personality she has of tough boss, but sweet girl when with us is lovely!

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I loved that contrast too, that's why I picked this script! I'm glad you enjoyed it.

  • @Spaceman_VA
    @Spaceman_VA ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Okay the opening was genuinely funny. Your performance throughout is wild. Keep it up...🌌

  • @cabreralejandro
    @cabreralejandro 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    That "Hunny bunny" hit my heart 🫀

  • @trygveplaustrum4634
    @trygveplaustrum4634 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    So, are we going to the restaurant that's actually a front for the organization, or an actually nice restaurant?

    • @bigpeacepipe9741
      @bigpeacepipe9741 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      But it is a nice restaurant, that’s how they make so much money

    • @willc3697
      @willc3697 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      That made me think of that one story I heard a while back about a mob group that had a pizza joint as a front, but the joint was so successful that they just stopped doing crime and just did pizza.

    • @trygveplaustrum4634
      @trygveplaustrum4634 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@willc3697 Good Ending unlocked.

    • @l0sts0ul89
      @l0sts0ul89 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@willc3697 it's pizza time

    • @burnslee1164
      @burnslee1164 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Why can't we have both? If your nice restaurant is a front for the organization, you can eat while you work.

  • @masonabbey6353
    @masonabbey6353 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I enjoy that the mob appreciates the listener for being a balancing effect on their otherwise intense boss

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yeah, I bet they're happy with ANY stabilizing force in the boss's life. Anytime it looks like she might screw up the relationship? They scramble to help fix it.

    • @zacharyeckert6611
      @zacharyeckert6611 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I kinda want to think that her enemies also help her fix it because she gets too crazy without the listener to the point they would beg the listener to get back with her.

  • @chaosdustandsteam1781
    @chaosdustandsteam1781 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    So, I know this will most likely not be read, but I have to say this.
    I absolutely ADORE this audio.
    I love how the main character, the crime boss herself, is emotional detached and DEFINITELY unstable, but she does have genuine love there.
    It is also a little strange hearing.
    I have an idea for a crime boss audio since 2017, but I could never muster the effort or care to put the full work in to make a script.
    The audio was to be 5 parts, at which the listener at the end of part 5 made a choice for a good or bad ending.
    I just could never muster up the energy to do it.
    This audio had some the feel I would have made for that.
    Sorry for ranting.
    You did a really good job on this.
    Have a nice day.

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  ปีที่แล้ว +7

      As a writer myself, I encourage you to write! It's can be a joyous activity, even though it can also be difficult, and I promise you words have no expiration date. An idea you had in 2017 is just as good now, and if you sat down to write it, no matter how long it takes, or how often the process goes in fits and starts, creating stories is always worthwhile!

  • @tjtharp603
    @tjtharp603 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I got a chuckle 🤭 out of how emotionally vulnerable and violent she was able to be at the same time. Excellent script and great performance.

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thank you so much! I was so happy to bring it to life!

    • @tjtharp603
      @tjtharp603 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@VanillaVelvetAudio you are very welcome. I loved your Q&A. You sound like very interesting person

  • @carsonhowell3100
    @carsonhowell3100 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    At least we know she can pay for the broken door now

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  ปีที่แล้ว +18

      She'd go overboard and buy ten doors, knowing her.

  • @TheYounglingSlayer
    @TheYounglingSlayer ปีที่แล้ว +77

    She's got heart and I think I might be able to bring out the best in her if I can get her to abandon her life of crime. That's probably wishful thinking though.
    As always, Vel delivers!

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Okay, but hear me out: if she stays in the life and you two get married, she'll be your wife of crime. Eh? Eh? Pretty good perk there, being able to introduce her that way.

    • @Shadders2010
      @Shadders2010 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@VanillaVelvetAudio Sold

    • @LupusVirTV
      @LupusVirTV ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "I can fix her."

  • @virtualcynical8515
    @virtualcynical8515 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I love the Coarse, Commanding Voice you used for when she's not talking to the Listener.
    The kinda Gruffer vocal tone works well and adds ALOT to the character.
    Plus it sounds cool.

  • @blo0dysmiles297
    @blo0dysmiles297 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I absolutely love her 😂 she so hyper cute while also being deadly, we need more of this character or more like her.

  • @saulesalejos4483
    @saulesalejos4483 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I imagine the listener being this really classy, smooth kind of James Bond of hero.
    And the mental image of him acting like a total Diva because his sweetly beloved didn't came to the anniversary of their first fight as arch-nemesis really is funny to me.

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Smooth hero and his completely feral gremlin of a mob boss gf. I kind of love the imagined dynamic.

  • @realMrVent
    @realMrVent ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love those fireworks SFX in the middle of the gunfight lmao

  • @Xenolord
    @Xenolord ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love her energy. An absolute idiot when she's around her baby, but a big bad crimeboss the rest of the time. 'Stop bleeding out and answer for your crime' had me dying. Another wonderful story, Vanilla, I always love your stuff!

  • @yhwach1976
    @yhwach1976 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    This is the first ASMR I've ever watched. That's actually made me feel like I'm in the shoes of the character

  • @Vampspacee
    @Vampspacee ปีที่แล้ว +12

    LMFAOOO not the cutie ring tone ahah

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I wonder if it's actually cute-cute or if it's only cute by crime boss standards...

    • @Vampspacee
      @Vampspacee ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@VanillaVelvetAudio veryyy trueee now im curious XD

  • @jessecarpenter1059
    @jessecarpenter1059 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love your style of ASMR, I like that you use your "outside" voice instead of whispering or talking softly the whole time. It really helps convey emotion to the listener. Also I just love the cute little rambles of your talkative characters!!

  • @FinePowderDumpling
    @FinePowderDumpling ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I can just imagine our nephew just thinking, “Uncle is a chad.” With how tightly wrapped around our finger we have this woman.😂

  • @cdp124
    @cdp124 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    k...so normally, I'm not huge into yanderes...but this one, I can't help but enjoy despite the murdering...
    Well Done!!!

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thank you! I do a lot of yandere content like this, so I'm glad to hear you enjoyed it even though you're not usually into the trope!

  • @zeeba3999
    @zeeba3999 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This is the perfect combination of precious, hilarious, and just all around fun. Absolutely loved every minute of it - excellent work VV, and awesome job to the script writer as well!

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Glad you enjoyed it! I had a lot of fun making it.

  • @TheCobraKing209
    @TheCobraKing209 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    “She may be an obsessive idiot, but she’s my obsessive idiot”

  • @zackihen4905
    @zackihen4905 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    I mean if she's willing to spoil me this much... I guess I can afford to let this slide.
    Love is worth fighting, or paying for.
    Much love from UK Vel!
    😄💙

  • @anthonymontalvojr.7250
    @anthonymontalvojr.7250 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Tough bad girl, swears like a sailor, total badass.......yup, she's a keeper

  • @Tamasobro
    @Tamasobro ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Boss: “ I got him back boys, the boss ain’t single no more!”
    Henchmen 1: “ugh, this job doesn’t pay me enough for this s***…”
    Henchmen 2: “Hey at least the boss got him back…. For the 39th time”

    • @Reviewer2016
      @Reviewer2016 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Henchman 1: “yeah but theirs got to be better stuff for us to do then just help the boss with her love life.”
      Henchman 2: “to be fair if they’re together, the boss will make less threats of making sure they don’t find us in one piece.”🤡

  • @primrosevale1995
    @primrosevale1995 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Who says you can’t be sweet and a boss-ass bitch? Seriously this is a wonderful story, can only hope we see more of her!

  • @yhwach1976
    @yhwach1976 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The best part in this was the boss aint single anymore

  • @Isharu
    @Isharu ปีที่แล้ว +8

    After smashing through the front door, I'm pretty sure the first thought that came to mind was. "I should have said walk through, not go through"

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Phrasing is important in situations like these, I agree.

  • @JabitNazmi
    @JabitNazmi ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I was just thinking about how they meet for the first time? From badass crime boss to possessive lover. It's really funny how she talk to her lover.

  • @audiowall1644
    @audiowall1644 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Love it!
    We need more chapters!
    We demand more chapters!
    HAHAHAHA!

  • @fork3550
    @fork3550 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    This is what Fork is talking about! He knows it was made a year ago but it doesnt matter. Hes spent all night and morning looking for a yandere audio like this. Every audio he finds for yandere always is way too dark, ending in the R, drugging, or mutilation, which triggers certain fears and traumas and makes Fork all icky. This audio has a yandere who, albeit psychotic, is not blind to the listeners suffering and isnt the mentality of "well im happy so who cares". Fork thanks you

  • @ThomasJ-ec7mb
    @ThomasJ-ec7mb ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is a really good one. I listen to it about five times.

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm glad you enjoyed it so much! I always welcome repeat customers.

    • @Lucas-be5so
      @Lucas-be5so ปีที่แล้ว

      Those are rookie numbers

  • @zeldris1426
    @zeldris1426 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This was so wholesome, in a strange way but wholesome at the end

  • @SuperTunnelBoy
    @SuperTunnelBoy 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Aw bless her heart she's trying so hard it's crazy but it's kind of endearing (I may have a problem)

  • @aldente3868
    @aldente3868 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Just when I thought I was out. She _pulls_ me back in.
    Honestly though, this was adorable. In a homicidal mafia boss kinda way.
    Besides no one refuses Donna Vanilla! Especially when the offer is love!

  • @TigerBlacks
    @TigerBlacks ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "I burn this fucking city to the ground... ... ... Oh, right there is a kid in this house. I- I burn this fricking city to the fricking ground!" ehm, that's not the point but I like the try xD

  • @mariesyvian8187
    @mariesyvian8187 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I enjoy her vibe

  • @mccloaker
    @mccloaker ปีที่แล้ว +5

    When you lit your cigarillo with that dude's thumb, I was yours.
    How long I've waited for a girl with class.

  • @theshipper5797
    @theshipper5797 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    To be fair, she was willing to admit she may have been neglecting time with him instead of brushing it off, which is important in a relationship. Frankly I'd love to see a sequel that might touch upon them maybe being parents.

  • @mcfishfillet
    @mcfishfillet ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This whole ep. is filled with humor, amazing job!

  • @omaremoses3860
    @omaremoses3860 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is the Best!... I can't stop listening to it again and again, Normally I don't listen Crime Boss ASMR. Thanks VV!

  • @meizuaihara6719
    @meizuaihara6719 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I really love the way that she’s talking to us, the cute talking and being herself, no trading to avoid her sadism

  • @V.V22
    @V.V22 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You got me with the antiques there buddy because I LOVE my antiques!!

  • @Xoliks136
    @Xoliks136 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Bro I love this, I wish there was a part 2!!

  • @rokuak
    @rokuak ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This is definitely one of my favorites from you yet! I was laughing and smiling the whole way through!

  • @Red_anime6
    @Red_anime6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I’m in love with your voice, it’s so good❤

  • @Grace21829
    @Grace21829 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Goshhh I love this, this is my 3rd time listening to it lolol

  • @azurekite2428
    @azurekite2428 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    That was absolutely top tier and so cute!

  • @hannahmetzger4880
    @hannahmetzger4880 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    _Please make this a series._ :3. It's SO good!!!! :3!!!!

  • @TorbenTalked
    @TorbenTalked ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Fuck...I absolutely loved this audio and I know that I won't get a part 2 very fast 😭

  • @lmoof_145
    @lmoof_145 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Ima need another one of her she's HILARIOUS😭😭😭😭

  • @shinobuschild
    @shinobuschild ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Literally the whole time I was just yelling to my self ‘STOP SPENDING MONEY ON ME!!!!’
    Loved the audio ❤

  • @maxjensen7926
    @maxjensen7926 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Hello It's my first time watching your video I have to say You are really good actor and You have a beautiful voice I'm really looking forward to listening To your other videos❤️

  • @Shadders2010
    @Shadders2010 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Now THIS is my kinda girl 💖😍
    Gotta love them tough sisters!

  • @N7Beowulf
    @N7Beowulf ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I can't help but laugh at the idea of Stan, laying there half bled out trying to put a band-aid on a gunshot wound like "Hey! If anyone wants to finish me off it'd be better than what she's gonna do to me for forgetting her dinner plans!"

  • @Storious-j9x
    @Storious-j9x ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Okay why you're fine is eerily commonand pretty wholesome at the same

  • @JackMercer666
    @JackMercer666 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    i just love her 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 her craziness is so funny

  • @ngabanski6079
    @ngabanski6079 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    As someone who grew up with a parent whose love-language was materialism while I needed emotional love, this asmr hits hard.
    I just wanted to take the crime boss gf into my arms and say, "Baby, I love you. I love being spoiled by you. But right now, I just need some cuddles damnit!"

  • @JustABigDud
    @JustABigDud ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Sam really ruined our relationship because he forgot to remind Vel of our dinner date

    • @alkv7604
      @alkv7604 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      God damn it Sam! You almost ruined our love!

  • @francoisseguin772
    @francoisseguin772 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Rich and crazy, what a wonderful combination. Lol

  • @samjohansson7242
    @samjohansson7242 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is exciting can’t wait to hear this story and I want to say you perform yandere’s so well like how they talk and react with listener it is amazing 😊☺️

  • @autisticbearwoman9490
    @autisticbearwoman9490 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Yoo this was awesome❤❤❤ I would listen to a 8 hour long video of this character so fun and cute lol

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm so glad you enjoyed it! We'll have to wait and see if this character ever makes a comeback.

  • @Saibot_the_Noob
    @Saibot_the_Noob ปีที่แล้ว +12

    You know, amidst all this wholesome and scary insanity, I can just picture the listener just staring out the window as the Boss heads off just saying to themselves...
    "That girl is gonna be my end, Just as well I love her to death..."

  • @maxav1-exe
    @maxav1-exe ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Can’t wait for a sequel,
    or if there’s ever gonna be one that is…

  • @pundah7084
    @pundah7084 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Oh man not the toaster.

  • @RiderCruise
    @RiderCruise 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Dude, I need a fucking comic, a manga, a short film or something. This is fucking great

  • @ТимурФахуртдинов
    @ТимурФахуртдинов ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This audiotape is gold! Never laughed so hard! 😂

  • @chrisbarrowes9350
    @chrisbarrowes9350 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This was really sweet. Thank you

  • @Madamwolfkissed
    @Madamwolfkissed ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Front door
    U right
    Still jumps out window
    10/10

  • @theimpostorafungus1213
    @theimpostorafungus1213 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Her: *jumps out of a window*
    Me: what a woman...

  • @thechefhammy7290
    @thechefhammy7290 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I would literally pay you to continue this series

  • @DVS-rb9wn
    @DVS-rb9wn ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was really sweet, really lovable.

  • @iloveowls1924
    @iloveowls1924 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I always love your yandere

  • @MarkVazros
    @MarkVazros 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The sister: "You know you're dating a crazy girl, right?"
    The listener: "Yes, but she is my crazy girl."

  • @coreyodonnell1795
    @coreyodonnell1795 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Hope this continues so weird and funny 🥰❤👍

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm glad you enjoyed it! We'll have to see if it ever continues, somewhere down the line.

  • @212Maciek
    @212Maciek ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I wonder if someone will make this as a manga?
    Also reckless boss should be more carefull about where she is going.

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Eh, she'll be fine. She only cut herself on the window a little, after all!

  • @greninjaguy5264
    @greninjaguy5264 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    god I need more of her so badly

  • @mrksimka1159
    @mrksimka1159 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Yandere, mafia girl. All that I love in one package. And on my birthday. :)

  • @austinmccormick8952
    @austinmccormick8952 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Well at least she can afford to replace the window she just broke

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Always look on the bright side! Even if it's raining into the living room....

  • @SonNeko
    @SonNeko ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I keep listening to it so I must think it’s still funny. Like a train wreck that was carrying rubber chickens.

  • @urchbsmirch22
    @urchbsmirch22 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I'm cool the yandere GF as long as he's not threatening to kill ME

  • @EmiyaKaraXD
    @EmiyaKaraXD ปีที่แล้ว +3

    we need a part 2 btw please if possible😆

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Maybe someday! ItsEsmeJones writes lots of series so it's not impossible we'll see this character again!

  • @chaosmastermind
    @chaosmastermind ปีที่แล้ว

    "I don't want to have to kill anyone........when it's not for wooooork." ROFLMAO

  • @Abby-ui9xg
    @Abby-ui9xg 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I just listened and i about folded at the kitten adoption. This economy? Shes being sweet with me? I mean lets mtalk about a dexter like code here but otherwise ? Ill do anything to keep her lol

  • @francoisseguin772
    @francoisseguin772 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Though for a follow up. One of her gang try to kill the listener and she literally bring his head on a silver platter.

  • @anubistrick8190
    @anubistrick8190 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love the fact the dont swear there is a kid in the house proceeds to talk about killing and beat up people 😂

  • @oreocookie6094
    @oreocookie6094 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Okay, I love the crazy crim boss girlfriend she is the best! 💚🖤