I used to do that “pretend to be asleep so dad will carry me” thing too lmao. Eventually I grew out of it, but not because my dad figured out I was pretending. We just stopped coming home so late and usually I would forget it was an option when I got bigger. I re-remembered that comfort when I got my wisdom teeth removed at 20, and got carried inside my house by dad after coming back from the dentist all woozy on painkillers. I honestly didn’t expect him to do it, even in my foggy state of mind, but it was such a lovely dose of nostalgia. Honestly just came here to put some wholesome into this comment section. Have a nice day/night everyone!
When I was a kid I'd go to my grandparents house on the weekend to go to church with them. (I no longer attend, not Christian) I too would fake being asleep so that my grandpa would carry me to bed. Never really needed to, he would carry us awake or not lol. Also, one of my favorite childhood memories is him reading bedtime stories to me and my twin brother. Love my grandpa
When I got my wisdom teeth pulled, I had to be put on heavy anesthesia because my wisdom teeth were in my gums and were growing so sideways that they could never come out unless they drilled into my gum and pulled them out. I remember I got home and my mom couldn’t do much to help me since I was a gorilla teenager with how much taller and larger I was then her and leaning on her would topple her so I had to heavily drag my body on to my bed.
I’m kinda tempted to ask my mom if she knows anything about me that i don’t know she knows but i’m also terrified of her knowing the really embarrassing stuff
I'm gonna do the same, and that makes me curious. What exactly is the really embarrassing stuff for you? Also no, i can't guess i've seen and heard one too many things relating to that so.. My guess is as accurate as my piss stream.
The "parents read my diary/poetry/etc" Was the exact thought that made me consciously choose to write any personal thoughts in my diary, and then later poetry and fan fiction in a different language than my first language. I've been learning English since i was 6, neither of my parents speaks it, so any of my personal writing is safe because even if one of them thinks to go through a diary or through my phone they won't understand any of it.
Y'all are all really eager to find a flaw in this strategy, and lemme tell you, the app won't work because my hand writing is chicken scratch, and my phone is passworded. Please chill out on the 'finding a loophole' it worked for the entire time i was a teen, i am an adult now, i have things to hide but people don't snoop through my things
I pretended to be colorblind for a whole year when I was seven. My parents even bought me glasses. Turns out they knew I wasn’t and were messing with me the whole time
@@ZaraPhyte they were real. Then we gave them to my colorblind grandad Turns out faking color blindness runs in the family Lol now I’m a teenager and regret my past actions
14:31 I find this funny because I have my door locked because my family doesnt knock and always tries to get into my room whenever they want to talk to me, and my dad constantly makes the joke "Are you doing something in there you dont want us to know about?" No, dad, I'm sick of you breaking into my room when you want to talk to me
When I was younger, my parents would go out to eat most Saturdays after church. While they were at dinner, my siblings and I would play on the Wii in their bedroom. When we heard the garage door open, we would always hurry to go back to the main menu, eject the disk and put it away, turn off the TV, and put the input back to the AT&T cable one. I'm wondering if they knew we were playing the Wii. Don't exactly know how, but I just have a feeling.
You can look at the game history and play time on the Wii. I know this because my dad would frequently look at it when we said we had not spent the whole day on it. (We were normally lying)
When I was 16-18 I told my dad that when I was little (5-6) I used to wake up really early and sometimes would pretend to go to sleep before they would come and get me for the morning. He was so shocked he called my mom and was like "did you know about this?!?!" They were both genuinely unaware and shocked that they somehow didn't know.
I know strict controlling parents can be super toxic, but they motivate you to learn how to get away with things in secret, and that's been a very useful skill in life. My parents knew a lot of what I did but at one point they were slowly falling behind and only learned about half of the shit I did because I was willing to share it with them later once they were more chill people.
The pretending to be asleep lolol one time when I 6 years old I genuinely fell asleep on history class (sitting right in front of the teacher). I remember that, seconds before I lost conscience, a kid tried to wake me up, but my teacher said "no, let her be. It's fine". I was very happy to hear that it was fine, and then fell asleep right after (I had nightmares/hallucinations (?) every night until morning, so I was always sleepy and she knew). After a while, I woke up on my mom's arms, carrying me and my bag on the middle of the way to our home. I imediately started to faking my previously genuine sleep until home, when I "woke up" and smiled proudly "I was faking! Got'cha!". It's not a great story, but it's a wholesome memory I have with my mother
"Third kid, 7, can jailbreak devices, so passwords really don't mean crap to her." I was gonna call cap but then I was thinking about my nieces and nephews and I was like... Goddamn some of them can too and they're like 8. Kids are getting so damn proficient with devices these days it's crazy 😅
You learn it in school; school computer security is garbage, but it's garbage in a manner that actively impedes doing even legitimate schoolwork cause education administrators have all the finesse and grace in their secpol permissions of actual bricks. Needless to say, I have helped several of my younger siblings break their school's security, but I'd imagine younger kids probably just pick it up from each other.
My nephew never asked my password when visiting and using my PCs. He just booted up Linux from a stick, disabled password and used it. Always set it back afterwards. Did tell me to use encryption to block that possibility. I told him the passwords instead.
My entire family including me know for sure my oldest Brother is Bisexual, he doesn't know we know, none of us brothers care about him being Bi, not because we love him all the same... but because all 5 of us brothers hate each other for totally different reasons, as far as we're concerned sexual orientation isn't a real reason to hate someone.
Reminds me of something one of my best friends' dad would say lol. He always said "I'm not racist, I hate everyone regardless of the color of their skin " 😂
Reminds me of when I was about 13 and my younger sister was 6. She'd want to write "love letters" to boys in her class but I was NOT ALLOWED to see what she was writing. However, she would ask me how to spell almost every single word.
Not known-secret related, but this is how I taught my parents that a closed door means knock and wait for an answer: "Do you want to see me with my d'''k in my hand? Cause I can make that happen right now" Disclosure I was 30+ when that conversation took place and was living away from my parents since I was 19 - having the personality of a drunken sailor also helped.
I really enjoy listening to these videos when I am writing a story or just relaxing alone because they have a wide variety depending on the situation and how somethings turn out the way they do, good job.
My mom has/had an extreme lack of respect for my privacy. Sometimes she wouldn't even bother putting my stuff back to normal after aggressively going through them.
I'm a step parent, but this is about my parents and something my sis found out. They think they are being sneaky, but my little sis knows one or both smoke pot. How she knows? Smelled it (I think), and stepped on a bud that was on the floor. Its honestly the funniest thing, cuz we never thought they would do that 😂
i found my super-secret-email-address that i created when i was 10 without my parents permission (i know, how horrible) in my dad's password saver and it scared the shit out of me. i dont know why i was so scared of my parents knowing a had an email??? but i guess it was a thing that was for me and me only, to seperate myself from my parents and make accounts on social media without them knowing additionally, when i was in fifth and sixth grade, my friend and i had lots of secrets with each other. my friend would often talk about them in the backseat of my parents' car _loudly_ and it always freaked me out. that same friend also texted me "omg did you hear that [actor] was gay???" (we were both queer too, but i was very closeted at the time. i wasnt exactly subtle though) and my dad saw the text when he was waking me up. so after i had breakfast, he asked "who is [actor]" and i panicked and said i didnt know and finally, the last one. in fifth grade, as mentioned before, i was very queer but very deep in the closet. i had posted about it on my social media, and my younger sibling found out about it. my sibling didnt know anything about what being queer meant or what outing was, so they loudly said to my mom "SHES BISEXUAL" (note, i no longer identify as bi, but at the time i did) and i FREAKED OUT. i got so scared. my mom brushed it off as "youre too young to know about that stuff." a year or two later, i _officially_ came out to her. she didnt care, and was surprised, which surprised me because, once again, _i was not subtle._ and then somehow my dad found out despite me never actually telling him. im really thankful for living in a supportive household because yikes
A lot of these seem to be floating between "snooping" and "dumb kid left evidence laying around". XD Many parents with more casual attitudes tend to shrug off the secret dirty drawings or the internet searches of their hormonally-charged teenagers, or for aiding in providing protection (like the mom who got her daughter on the Pill) without being obvious about it. Younger kids thinking they are being so sneaky about stuff like hidden treats...now that's just plain funny. XD
my grandma knew i was upset that she wouldn't let me invite my friend's 17 year old sister to my bday party when we were 9, she knew i wasn't just holding in a sneeze
Story 35- my dad was over at my house one day and almost saw my toy stash because I had it out and wasn’t expecting company. Thankfully my younger siblings noticed and quickly hid them away from dad.
I am an uncle. My niece is around 16. She had a lot of Vore on her phone. If you don't know what that is, do not look it up. It is extremely awkward and I found it completely by accident when she handed me her phone to put in directions. She doesn't know I know. I tried to talk to her dad (my brother) about it. I was subtle saying "I saw something strange on her phone." and he just went "Yeah, I'm pretty sure she's a lesbian. I made peace with it awhile ago. I'll let her come out to me." I never mentioned it again, but it does make me laugh hysterically sometimes.
Vore is definitely weird but if it reassures you, it's not always a sexual thing. It's usually only a sexual thing for older age groups, like people in their late 20s. Sorta similar to furries. A lot of people just find comfort in the vore "genre", most likely due to mental illness/loneliness, or simple interest. But if what you saw was sexual... lmfao, need some eye bleach? Also, what does he mean he "made peace with it a while ago"? Strange thing to say because being gay is completely normal.
@@rileysjonger4192 I mean, you're probably not expecting your child to turn out gay when you have one, and some people have beliefs that don't mesh with or support it. At least they've come to accept them.
@@thebenancesmodesart Still doesn't make that diss-acceptance okay. There are a lot more gay people out there than what people force themselves to believe. Like we never hold those standards for straight children, so why should we for gay ones? If it's okay to be straight, then it's okay to be gay; it's part of life, nothing new or rare.
When I was a kid, I thought my parents knew everything I did simply because they're my parents😂 I used to climb out of my window and walk on the drainage pipes. (Which were very unstable) I figured they knew I did that, but it wasn't until I started walking around the entire house(someone saw me and told my dad) that my parents found out😂 I think I was around 7 or 8?
@@thehobbist5544 Yeah, he is a defense manufacturer. During the Cold War, he had to have anti-aircraft and anti-ship capabilities to prevent the United States or the Soviet Union from taking over the North Pole.
My parents knew some things that I did, but they genuinely don’t have the heart to believe their baby boy did certain things. It was to the point of flat out denying accusations based on I seen him that day, or he’s a good boy. Worked out great.
There are worse ones saying the same thing as that translation, but that specific verse is a mistranslation referring to pedophilia (man lying with boy). Which in context makes the statement that both should be killed *really* disturbing. Mind you, I figure any rational person not indoctrinated from childhood into that religion knows for a fact that the vast majority of the bible is utter nonsense and bullshit; self contradictory, mistranslated, and there are massive chunks (all of Romans for example, and anything by the Apostle Paul who is a blatant fraud in every sense of the word) that are outright forgeries added either in staggering ignorance or outright malice. What I personally don't get though is... why Christianity? If you were raised in the religion I kinda get it, Episcopalians are pretty chill and there is some amount of draw to following an ancestral deity. If you weren't though, that's just an odd choice out of the blue to me, there are better deities that overall have a better and more specific connection to queer people; I'd think following a divine feminine deity is at the very least an obvious choice.
My almost 2 year old niece would always go to any of her grandparents, cry, and raise her arms as if we don't know she just doesn't like that we have baby gates while her mom is cooking or her dad is cleaning up.
after hearing alot of that I washed any accedental wall stains, changed my bed sheets and washed my blanket, my parents always told me "a dog can't smell its own shit" and now I know why
I’m the sister/aunt to my old neighbors kids who’re now teens. They friend me on everything. Including apps they’re not supposed to be on. Their mom and I have an agreement that I won’t snitch unless it’s absolutely necessary so the kids can keep me as a confidant since they clearly trust me.
My toys kept getting lost because the bastard kept stealing them and hiding them. Often times my dad had to get the ladder to check on top of the really tall kitchen cabinets. I call it the bastard because it killed my fish. Destroyed my cloths by scratching the shit out of them. Cut dogs faces up. Constantly killed birds and other creatures. Would torture birds before capitating them and thought it was funny to watch my mom and dad step on the severed heads. Also one time I wanted to play on the computer but the bastard was petting a humming bird while sitting on the computer desk chair so the computer was off limits until the bastard moved. It was a 5 pound white cat that was the personification of pure evil.
Back, when my son was younger, he thought that I couldn't hear him, in the same room. Asking Siri, for answers to his homework(it was answers that he had already known) but he wouldn't let me help him, with his homework.(to this day, he still doesn't know)😂
Tbh seeing this kinda vid makes me wonder how many parents know their children's secrets, yet don't realize their child know that they know. For instance I'm into age regression and related stuff. And my mom has found some of the stuff I use to regress. I'm just waiting for her to bring something up, though chances are, she's waiting for me to do the same
My son isn't old enough for me to have dirt on him but I do have a funny one. My mother told me that she always had a container of Starbucks ice cream stashed in the back of the freezer, where we couldn't reach. Now that I'm a parent of a young one, I need to come up with stash ideas.
X-Men evolution and Justice League used to air at noon here. So both the kids that went to school in the morning and on the afternoon were able to watch it during lunch. Great times
My parents know what I like but they didn't know I listen to metal. They learned that Christmas 2020. Since they know what music I like they wonder if I'm ok. They know I am a PC gamer also. But I know how my two sisters are but they aren't too social and open. There's things my parents know of them that I don't and think it's best I don't pry. Best advice ever even as an adult.
As a kid I couldn’t sleep on car rides like my siblings. But I would close my eyes and pretend since my parents would always ask if we were asleep. I thought I was supposed to be asleep and wanted to make them think I was. I assume they knew because I didn’t really overhear anything too crazy, just work discussions, a little family drama, and occasionally a comment about myself. Whenever we hit a particular patch of road near the house that was extra rough, I would know we were close to home and pretend to wake up and ask where we were. Whatever conversation they were having would stop and they would bring up something else like did I enjoy the trip or if I slept well. I tried to be inconsistent with when I would wake up but I was almost always on this same stretch of road. When we got home my siblings usually got carried in, but I would try to help with the luggage or anything else that they needed (I liked to get the mail too). But I always felt like I had been a part of the grownups conversation.
i lost a pack of condoms about a week ago and i’m 100% certain my stepmother found them and is just not saying anything. jokes on her, i’m asexual and my mates got me them as a gag gift
The dad telling the kid he wouldn't carry her inside anymore broke my heart. You know you're growing up when you no longer fall asleep on the couch/car but wake up in bed. 😥
My therapist said that she had a feeling my mom knew I was trans. I haven't come out yet. I'm not ready to confront it, so I'm burying it deep down in my mind and trying to convince myself that I'm super sneaky and neither of them have a clue. Also when I was 12, the mental illnesses activated so I posted a lot of self harm stuff on my private social media (just general thoughts of ending it). It turned out that my older cousin was following me and keeping mom up to date the whole time. I felt betrayed when I found out (about 14 I think), but looking back on it, I'm thankful my family had my back. Even if it *is* embarrassing.... Mental illness is no joke and I know that, but it still doesn't make it any less shameful for me to talk about in detail 🤷♂️
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I used to do that “pretend to be asleep so dad will carry me” thing too lmao. Eventually I grew out of it, but not because my dad figured out I was pretending. We just stopped coming home so late and usually I would forget it was an option when I got bigger.
I re-remembered that comfort when I got my wisdom teeth removed at 20, and got carried inside my house by dad after coming back from the dentist all woozy on painkillers. I honestly didn’t expect him to do it, even in my foggy state of mind, but it was such a lovely dose of nostalgia.
Honestly just came here to put some wholesome into this comment section. Have a nice day/night everyone!
Your dad sounds like a good man.
When I was a kid I'd go to my grandparents house on the weekend to go to church with them. (I no longer attend, not Christian) I too would fake being asleep so that my grandpa would carry me to bed. Never really needed to, he would carry us awake or not lol. Also, one of my favorite childhood memories is him reading bedtime stories to me and my twin brother. Love my grandpa
I did that too
@@user-vf4vk5qk3x Awhh!!! That’s so sweet! Good for you and your dad.
When I got my wisdom teeth pulled, I had to be put on heavy anesthesia because my wisdom teeth were in my gums and were growing so sideways that they could never come out unless they drilled into my gum and pulled them out. I remember I got home and my mom couldn’t do much to help me since I was a gorilla teenager with how much taller and larger I was then her and leaning on her would topple her so I had to heavily drag my body on to my bed.
I’m kinda tempted to ask my mom if she knows anything about me that i don’t know she knows but i’m also terrified of her knowing the really embarrassing stuff
I'm gonna do the same, and that makes me curious. What exactly is the really embarrassing stuff for you? Also no, i can't guess i've seen and heard one too many things relating to that so.. My guess is as accurate as my piss stream.
Just assume she knows. She most probably does.
That one of the dad figuring out his kid was faking being asleep was food for my soul
I had the opposite reaction, becasue instead of realizing why his daughter was faking being asleep, he told her he would stop doing it.
God I read this comment wrong. I thought it said"Dad *fingering* out his kid not *figuring* out his kid
Love these stories. Helps me learn new ways to hide my stuff.
Glad you enjoy it!
@@MainlyFact lmao
@@MainlyFact lol
Get a piece of paper and a pencil, start taking notes lol
Same
"There's this sock under the bed." Literally all they needed to say for most people to understand what they meant.....
AYO-
Fr lol
I don't get- WAIT A MINUTE
...what???
Excuse me- WHAT THE ACTUAL F-
“You cannot fool a master.” I’m dying
I love how like half of these are normal kid stuff and some are more "adult"
I was looking for someone who commented something like this. Lol, I also find it funny.
“I didn’t know my daughter had a peni-“
The "parents read my diary/poetry/etc" Was the exact thought that made me consciously choose to write any personal thoughts in my diary, and then later poetry and fan fiction in a different language than my first language. I've been learning English since i was 6, neither of my parents speaks it, so any of my personal writing is safe because even if one of them thinks to go through a diary or through my phone they won't understand any of it.
Then comes a translator app
I wrote mine in code
nice. smart.
@@BelldofersMatlack You can translate by taking a photo lol the horror I felt when my mom pulled out her phone.
Y'all are all really eager to find a flaw in this strategy, and lemme tell you, the app won't work because my hand writing is chicken scratch, and my phone is passworded.
Please chill out on the 'finding a loophole' it worked for the entire time i was a teen, i am an adult now, i have things to hide but people don't snoop through my things
This video made my day a living hell since it made me remember when my parent looked at my browser history when I was 8.
RIPPPP
I pretended to be colorblind for a whole year when I was seven. My parents even bought me glasses. Turns out they knew I wasn’t and were messing with me the whole time
I wish I had parents like yours
PLS tell me the glasses were fake color blind fixers and you were pretending like they worked lmaooo
@@ZaraPhyte they were real. Then we gave them to my colorblind grandad
Turns out faking color blindness runs in the family
Lol now I’m a teenager and regret my past actions
Why did you fake that
@@someone-jl4sj don’t ask me I was literally seven XD
Probably for attention though. Now I am in in highschool
14:31 I find this funny because I have my door locked because my family doesnt knock and always tries to get into my room whenever they want to talk to me, and my dad constantly makes the joke "Are you doing something in there you dont want us to know about?" No, dad, I'm sick of you breaking into my room when you want to talk to me
Talk to your dad. One day you won’t get to.
If my parents found out something as tiny an issue as me smuggling peanuts into my room while pulling all-nighters, I'd be dead meat
When I was younger, my parents would go out to eat most Saturdays after church. While they were at dinner, my siblings and I would play on the Wii in their bedroom. When we heard the garage door open, we would always hurry to go back to the main menu, eject the disk and put it away, turn off the TV, and put the input back to the AT&T cable one. I'm wondering if they knew we were playing the Wii. Don't exactly know how, but I just have a feeling.
did the same but with the PS3, we got caught once lmao
You can look at the game history and play time on the Wii. I know this because my dad would frequently look at it when we said we had not spent the whole day on it. (We were normally lying)
The TV stays hot after you turn it off. And you can smell when people have been in a room
Now we know
When I was 16-18 I told my dad that when I was little (5-6) I used to wake up really early and sometimes would pretend to go to sleep before they would come and get me for the morning. He was so shocked he called my mom and was like "did you know about this?!?!" They were both genuinely unaware and shocked that they somehow didn't know.
I don't know if what that was but great story
I know strict controlling parents can be super toxic, but they motivate you to learn how to get away with things in secret, and that's been a very useful skill in life. My parents knew a lot of what I did but at one point they were slowly falling behind and only learned about half of the shit I did because I was willing to share it with them later once they were more chill people.
The pretending to be asleep lolol one time when I 6 years old I genuinely fell asleep on history class (sitting right in front of the teacher). I remember that, seconds before I lost conscience, a kid tried to wake me up, but my teacher said "no, let her be. It's fine". I was very happy to hear that it was fine, and then fell asleep right after (I had nightmares/hallucinations (?) every night until morning, so I was always sleepy and she knew). After a while, I woke up on my mom's arms, carrying me and my bag on the middle of the way to our home. I imediately started to faking my previously genuine sleep until home, when I "woke up" and smiled proudly "I was faking! Got'cha!". It's not a great story, but it's a wholesome memory I have with my mother
I also use to have bad nightmares and hallucinations until morning so I got the little sleep I could get at school. But I was 17 lol
“There’s this sock under the bed”
Long silence
Story 15 moment
@@TerriazeCAPCUTeditor if you don't know what this means, you are too young for this video
heheheh
Yes, Story 15 moment...
"Third kid, 7, can jailbreak devices, so passwords really don't mean crap to her." I was gonna call cap but then I was thinking about my nieces and nephews and I was like... Goddamn some of them can too and they're like 8. Kids are getting so damn proficient with devices these days it's crazy 😅
You learn it in school; school computer security is garbage, but it's garbage in a manner that actively impedes doing even legitimate schoolwork cause education administrators have all the finesse and grace in their secpol permissions of actual bricks.
Needless to say, I have helped several of my younger siblings break their school's security, but I'd imagine younger kids probably just pick it up from each other.
More like the parents can't make strong passwords for shit.
@Empty Glass fun thing, resetting a phone is super duper easy, and you can mess up a person with it
My nephew never asked my password when visiting and using my PCs.
He just booted up Linux from a stick, disabled password and used it. Always set it back afterwards.
Did tell me to use encryption to block that possibility.
I told him the passwords instead.
Story 15 is the most “if you know, you know” I’ve ever seen
The pause after “I didn’t know she had a peen till then” got me
1:17 imagine being proud because your son is a redditor💀
"💀"
Bet his wife has a boyfriend
@@FOX_930 My wife's son
@@ihatethatyoutubedisplaysyo8106 yes
such a cringe family
"When me and my wife are discussing reddit", like, at the table
My entire family including me know for sure my oldest Brother is Bisexual, he doesn't know we know, none of us brothers care about him being Bi, not because we love him all the same... but because all 5 of us brothers hate each other for totally different reasons, as far as we're concerned sexual orientation isn't a real reason to hate someone.
Absolute Gigachad of a family for not hating someone solely because they aren't straight.
Reminds me of something one of my best friends' dad would say lol. He always said "I'm not racist, I hate everyone regardless of the color of their skin " 😂
Oi I’m put into risk now,
Reminds me of when I was about 13 and my younger sister was 6. She'd want to write "love letters" to boys in her class but I was NOT ALLOWED to see what she was writing. However, she would ask me how to spell almost every single word.
Not known-secret related, but this is how I taught my parents that a closed door means knock and wait for an answer:
"Do you want to see me with my d'''k in my hand? Cause I can make that happen right now"
Disclosure I was 30+ when that conversation took place and was living away from my parents since I was 19 - having the personality of a drunken sailor also helped.
bro brags about having to discuss this with his mother at 30
@@idijwiheufbfwkajlldkwnkjdn3108 at least I have a mother. Now I am bragging.
Well i just lawsuited them for stalking at the age of 16, one month later i had my very own Appartement (I did already Work)
@@idijwiheufbfwkajlldkwnkjdn3108u brag about saying “bro 😎”
It’s hilarious how story 15 is self explanatory
I really enjoy listening to these videos when I am writing a story or just relaxing alone because they have a wide variety depending on the situation and how somethings turn out the way they do, good job.
Now I’m worried what my parents know about me
i like how some of these are “my kids take cookies” and then other ones are “my kids a having sex in the back of my mini van” LMAOO 😭💀
My mom has/had an extreme lack of respect for my privacy. Sometimes she wouldn't even bother putting my stuff back to normal after aggressively going through them.
"There's a sock under the bed."
Prob my fav shit story ever
That counselor is very concerning. Even if its their mother you never know whats going on in someones life. Aren't they bound by hippa or whatever?
I'm a step parent, but this is about my parents and something my sis found out. They think they are being sneaky, but my little sis knows one or both smoke pot. How she knows? Smelled it (I think), and stepped on a bud that was on the floor. Its honestly the funniest thing, cuz we never thought they would do that 😂
I'm CONVINCED my mom HAS to know I'm dating my best friend but like. She's SUPER clueless
16:07 “girls kissing, CHURCH MUSIC.” This made me laugh way too hard. Kid knew he needed that holy water 💀
I wonder if my parents know that the 1TB external hardrive wasn't "Just" for backups for everything
i found my super-secret-email-address that i created when i was 10 without my parents permission (i know, how horrible) in my dad's password saver and it scared the shit out of me. i dont know why i was so scared of my parents knowing a had an email??? but i guess it was a thing that was for me and me only, to seperate myself from my parents and make accounts on social media without them knowing
additionally, when i was in fifth and sixth grade, my friend and i had lots of secrets with each other. my friend would often talk about them in the backseat of my parents' car _loudly_ and it always freaked me out. that same friend also texted me "omg did you hear that [actor] was gay???" (we were both queer too, but i was very closeted at the time. i wasnt exactly subtle though) and my dad saw the text when he was waking me up. so after i had breakfast, he asked "who is [actor]" and i panicked and said i didnt know
and finally, the last one. in fifth grade, as mentioned before, i was very queer but very deep in the closet. i had posted about it on my social media, and my younger sibling found out about it. my sibling didnt know anything about what being queer meant or what outing was, so they loudly said to my mom "SHES BISEXUAL" (note, i no longer identify as bi, but at the time i did) and i FREAKED OUT. i got so scared. my mom brushed it off as "youre too young to know about that stuff." a year or two later, i _officially_ came out to her. she didnt care, and was surprised, which surprised me because, once again, _i was not subtle._ and then somehow my dad found out despite me never actually telling him. im really thankful for living in a supportive household because yikes
In some sense I feel annoyed how parents snoop through their kids stuff, but I'm sure I'd do the same thing.
A lot of these seem to be floating between "snooping" and "dumb kid left evidence laying around". XD Many parents with more casual attitudes tend to shrug off the secret dirty drawings or the internet searches of their hormonally-charged teenagers, or for aiding in providing protection (like the mom who got her daughter on the Pill) without being obvious about it. Younger kids thinking they are being so sneaky about stuff like hidden treats...now that's just plain funny. XD
Then that makes you as bad as them, then.
10:10 this is so wholesome, makes me think of Dave and Tristan
my grandma knew i was upset that she wouldn't let me invite my friend's 17 year old sister to my bday party when we were 9, she knew i wasn't just holding in a sneeze
- No dare - No win... he he...
these stories are really good *thank you mainly facts*
@its the possume 44 why wouldn't it be lol wtf
@its the possume 44 I'm sorry, I just can't take you seriously, it sounds like you're mad that a human being likes to wash themselves
@@holyvipers9814 Agreed what a confusing opinion/statement
Story 35- my dad was over at my house one day and almost saw my toy stash because I had it out and wasn’t expecting company. Thankfully my younger siblings noticed and quickly hid them away from dad.
I am an uncle. My niece is around 16. She had a lot of Vore on her phone. If you don't know what that is, do not look it up. It is extremely awkward and I found it completely by accident when she handed me her phone to put in directions. She doesn't know I know. I tried to talk to her dad (my brother) about it. I was subtle saying "I saw something strange on her phone." and he just went "Yeah, I'm pretty sure she's a lesbian. I made peace with it awhile ago. I'll let her come out to me." I never mentioned it again, but it does make me laugh hysterically sometimes.
Vore is definitely weird but if it reassures you, it's not always a sexual thing. It's usually only a sexual thing for older age groups, like people in their late 20s. Sorta similar to furries. A lot of people just find comfort in the vore "genre", most likely due to mental illness/loneliness, or simple interest. But if what you saw was sexual... lmfao, need some eye bleach?
Also, what does he mean he "made peace with it a while ago"? Strange thing to say because being gay is completely normal.
@@rileysjonger4192 I mean, you're probably not expecting your child to turn out gay when you have one, and some people have beliefs that don't mesh with or support it. At least they've come to accept them.
@@thebenancesmodesart Still doesn't make that diss-acceptance okay. There are a lot more gay people out there than what people force themselves to believe.
Like we never hold those standards for straight children, so why should we for gay ones? If it's okay to be straight, then it's okay to be gay; it's part of life, nothing new or rare.
When I was a kid, I thought my parents knew everything I did simply because they're my parents😂 I used to climb out of my window and walk on the drainage pipes. (Which were very unstable) I figured they knew I did that, but it wasn't until I started walking around the entire house(someone saw me and told my dad) that my parents found out😂 I think I was around 7 or 8?
2:07 this is so funny for no reason😭
bro the caterpillar one got me lmfao
4:26 I WAS JUST WATCHING GUMBALL BEFORE I CLICKED ON THIS VIDEO LMAO
Wow, watching this after “parenting tricks that messed children up” has me feeling so bad for how many of these parents treat their children
I literally just watched that video right before watching this video
I'm like the kid from story 47, I know Santa isn't real but I still play along, gives me a bit more Christmas spirit during December :)
Santa is real. I have seen him.
@@dannypipewrench533 uhh...
ok
@@thehobbist5544 Yeah, he is a defense manufacturer. During the Cold War, he had to have anti-aircraft and anti-ship capabilities to prevent the United States or the Soviet Union from taking over the North Pole.
@@dannypipewrench533 that makes much more sense
@@thehobbist5544 I am glad I could clarify for You.
My parents knew some things that I did, but they genuinely don’t have the heart to believe their baby boy did certain things. It was to the point of flat out denying accusations based on I seen him that day, or he’s a good boy. Worked out great.
That one of taking a picture of the shoes at a sleepover is brilliant.
when the kids learn about incognito mode 😏
I am 99% sure my mom knows I’m secretly not family friendly
💀💀💀💀stooop
“I know my kid browser Reddit there’s a coconut under his bed”
24:32
Leviticus 20:13
I feel bad for that poor girl. I hope she doesn't lose faith when she finally sees it.
There are worse ones saying the same thing as that translation, but that specific verse is a mistranslation referring to pedophilia (man lying with boy). Which in context makes the statement that both should be killed *really* disturbing.
Mind you, I figure any rational person not indoctrinated from childhood into that religion knows for a fact that the vast majority of the bible is utter nonsense and bullshit; self contradictory, mistranslated, and there are massive chunks (all of Romans for example, and anything by the Apostle Paul who is a blatant fraud in every sense of the word) that are outright forgeries added either in staggering ignorance or outright malice.
What I personally don't get though is... why Christianity? If you were raised in the religion I kinda get it, Episcopalians are pretty chill and there is some amount of draw to following an ancestral deity. If you weren't though, that's just an odd choice out of the blue to me, there are better deities that overall have a better and more specific connection to queer people; I'd think following a divine feminine deity is at the very least an obvious choice.
"theres this sock under my bed" LE MAO
@@mhkk1491 i dunno thats why its funny
My almost 2 year old niece would always go to any of her grandparents, cry, and raise her arms as if we don't know she just doesn't like that we have baby gates while her mom is cooking or her dad is cleaning up.
Nice Trackmania gameplay! So happy TM is getting more recognition, its been an amazing franchise for almost 20 years now!
"3 Bad Dragon Toy ..."
How my mom also found out I was a furry lol IM SORRY BUT THAT WAS FUCKING GOLD FOR ME AND MY FRIENDS
Based
7:37 he un-virgined the virgin oil
I'M DEAD 🤣🤣
after hearing alot of that I washed any accedental wall stains, changed my bed sheets and washed my blanket, my parents always told me "a dog can't smell its own shit" and now I know why
#30 had me damn near on the verge of tears.
I’m the sister/aunt to my old neighbors kids who’re now teens. They friend me on everything. Including apps they’re not supposed to be on. Their mom and I have an agreement that I won’t snitch unless it’s absolutely necessary so the kids can keep me as a confidant since they clearly trust me.
I've never snuck out but I should soon. It's a childhood experience that we should all have.
7:33 😂😂 go cheap!! Olive oil is expensive dang
😭😭😭I think my mom knows a lot more than I thought
My toys kept getting lost because the bastard kept stealing them and hiding them. Often times my dad had to get the ladder to check on top of the really tall kitchen cabinets. I call it the bastard because it killed my fish. Destroyed my cloths by scratching the shit out of them. Cut dogs faces up. Constantly killed birds and other creatures. Would torture birds before capitating them and thought it was funny to watch my mom and dad step on the severed heads. Also one time I wanted to play on the computer but the bastard was petting a humming bird while sitting on the computer desk chair so the computer was off limits until the bastard moved. It was a 5 pound white cat that was the personification of pure evil.
At first I thought you were talking about a human child and was so concerned at first.
Still concerned but not as much.
Welp
@@TheBiggestBruh I assumed a child at first too, then got to dead fish, dead birds, scratching and cutting, and figured probably cat.
Back, when my son was younger, he thought that I couldn't hear him, in the same room. Asking Siri, for answers to his homework(it was answers that he had already known) but he wouldn't let me help him, with his homework.(to this day, he still doesn't know)😂
funny shit and all but wtf started happening to the car around 21:10 lmao
handy under the blanky, sigh, memories
Tbh seeing this kinda vid makes me wonder how many parents know their children's secrets, yet don't realize their child know that they know. For instance I'm into age regression and related stuff. And my mom has found some of the stuff I use to regress. I'm just waiting for her to bring something up, though chances are, she's waiting for me to do the same
Finally… Trackmania for the background
Broo I would of pissed myself if I was the kid in the second story like it's something you thought was well hidden but they actually know about it
1:19 cut cut cut
The one where the entire Family pretends to not See the son when he is under a blanket is the reason why i never ever want to have a family or kid.
My son isn't old enough for me to have dirt on him but I do have a funny one. My mother told me that she always had a container of Starbucks ice cream stashed in the back of the freezer, where we couldn't reach. Now that I'm a parent of a young one, I need to come up with stash ideas.
Its so weird to me that parents are so chill with there kid smoking weed because its illegal in my country.
Yeah, its also illegal in some US states but people just do it anyways lol
It’s illegal where I live but my mom smokes so it’s not like she could really say much to me
Not the " brown girls taking jeans off"😂
X-Men evolution and Justice League used to air at noon here. So both the kids that went to school in the morning and on the afternoon were able to watch it during lunch. Great times
Nostalgia. I used to do that when I was a kid.
I think every good parent has done the hiding in plain sight thing.
"There's this sock under the bed" awkward pause.
24:59 I know at least five other people who've done this as a kid. Not as uncommon as you think.
The way he said the counselor told me makes me laugh it reminds me of like a 6 year old in like kindergarten or something
My parents know what I like but they didn't know I listen to metal. They learned that Christmas 2020. Since they know what music I like they wonder if I'm ok. They know I am a PC gamer also. But I know how my two sisters are but they aren't too social and open. There's things my parents know of them that I don't and think it's best I don't pry. Best advice ever even as an adult.
All of your vids are the perfect mix of funny and cute love your vids
As a kid I couldn’t sleep on car rides like my siblings. But I would close my eyes and pretend since my parents would always ask if we were asleep. I thought I was supposed to be asleep and wanted to make them think I was.
I assume they knew because I didn’t really overhear anything too crazy, just work discussions, a little family drama, and occasionally a comment about myself. Whenever we hit a particular patch of road near the house that was extra rough, I would know we were close to home and pretend to wake up and ask where we were. Whatever conversation they were having would stop and they would bring up something else like did I enjoy the trip or if I slept well. I tried to be inconsistent with when I would wake up but I was almost always on this same stretch of road. When we got home my siblings usually got carried in, but I would try to help with the luggage or anything else that they needed (I liked to get the mail too). But I always felt like I had been a part of the grownups conversation.
why couldn't you sleep on the car rides though?
"Two Bad Dragon Toys" Ok kinky women
"One fleshlight", Oh ok kinky man
22:06
"I know that my kid uses reddit"
That is not that you kno-
"I found a coconut under his bed"
OH SHIT
Had to play back at 12:05 because i didn't believe what i was hearing, Bad Dragon? Nice.😎
Yes, i too am guilty of owning two dragon themed ''toys''
I've been watching the car the whole time 😂
OMG Same! Also Sauce on Game?
May I know the link to the post? I’d like to read more stories
i lost a pack of condoms about a week ago and i’m 100% certain my stepmother found them and is just not saying anything. jokes on her, i’m asexual and my mates got me them as a gag gift
These stories are extremely childish or extremely mature and theres no inbetween.
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LOL these are pretty funny even reminds me of some things i got chaught with when i was younger…..😅
All of these are either the innocent goofy little kid who still falls for peek-a-boo, weed, search history-related or sex.
Tip for covering up the weed smell before going home. eat at subway that smell covers everything. Worked for years before my mom figured it out lol.
The dad telling the kid he wouldn't carry her inside anymore broke my heart. You know you're growing up when you no longer fall asleep on the couch/car but wake up in bed. 😥
Wth was that man planning to do with all of those "TOYS"???
This just made me terrified of so many things 💀
My therapist said that she had a feeling my mom knew I was trans. I haven't come out yet. I'm not ready to confront it, so I'm burying it deep down in my mind and trying to convince myself that I'm super sneaky and neither of them have a clue.
Also when I was 12, the mental illnesses activated so I posted a lot of self harm stuff on my private social media (just general thoughts of ending it). It turned out that my older cousin was following me and keeping mom up to date the whole time. I felt betrayed when I found out (about 14 I think), but looking back on it, I'm thankful my family had my back. Even if it *is* embarrassing.... Mental illness is no joke and I know that, but it still doesn't make it any less shameful for me to talk about in detail 🤷♂️
Get well soon ❤