An Unboxing Horror Story, you will not believe! The @BladeHQ and Boker Wiener Warrior Auto
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 28 ก.ย. 2024
- What is the worst unboxing story you've ever heard? This video is even worse. Think about opening a box of spiders, or an envelope full of boogers. You won't believe it, but something more sinister happened. If you've ever heard of the Weiner Warrior or the Glizzy this video is also for you. BladeHQ will have the Wiener Warrior on sale in Mid October, and this ridiculous knife is sure to sell out extremely fast. Sign up for updates man.
BladeHQ link for the Glizzy (sign up for release updates): shrsl.com/49b4m
Stump Lifter also coming soonish to BladeHQ (sign up for alerts): shrsl.com/49bce
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#unboxing
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This video is a work of fiction/satire. If a Phil does work in shipping at Blade HQ it's entirely coincidental, and he's probably a very nice guy.
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I just want to make it clear that nowhere in the United States is it illegal to carry an automatic hotdog. Genius.
How about gravity sausages?
Quality popcorn crafting, glizzies, horror movies, tier 1 effort…this is peak knife content on god frfr
Thank you!
the awkward moment I am sitting on the couch munching on a snack, looking at AKB sitting on his couch munching on a snack, and it's almost like he's looking at me. Is he? Did we really lock eyes? Perhaps. Perhaps not. Me, I like to believe magic is real.
This is better than all of the phase 4 marvel movies 😂
Thank you!
I haven't been this scared since I saw my neighbors chicken loose and in my back yard. We ate like kings that night, despite our injuries.
Fuck that chicken
The scariest part of this video was the white leather couch. Just think of the mustard stains.
My first thought was, that couch is to 1980s for me
Not as scary as “the black leather couch”. IYKYK.
This is a masterpiece of movie making! Scorsese, Cameron, Tarantino, etc should aspire to this level. Bravo 👏
You left out Kubrick! 🎥👌
Guy Ritchie !
As a Dutch guy I now fully understand Halloween 😱
Holy 🌭 AKB, props for the massive amount of shooting and editing, in addition to the clever writing - epic! Loved seeing the Stump Lifter product placements - I'll bet the designer had to pay large 💰 for that😊. Always great stuff. ✌️
I was not aware of your advanced acting skills.
You have reached the Peak of your cinematic journey with this one, until they come out with the Kalashnikov Kosher Dill version, then you will become The Master of Master Knife Reviewers!
NOBODY does knife videos with better production!!!! This was 🔥🔥
Wonderful! Pop corn maker was full Yankee Doodle. Well done.
So good! The absolute best unboxing I’ve seen. Bravo!
Bro, this was epic! Respect, loved it!
That beer spooked the hecks right out of my godbones, how about you do a review on it?
This is the voice over narrative work that increases engagement, likes, and views. You've finally taking the next step towards being an influencer
I have to admit I am impressed with this knife film, and would like to see more like it in this style.
Hopefully when micro-tech releases it’s version of the weiner knife…..
The z-hunter 😱
The most scary part was "pull here".
KNIVES ARE NOW OBSOLETE
Nice job putting that together!
Tombs of the Blind Dead huh. A fellow man of great taste i see.
I created my own shit movie because I didn’t want dings for that other stuff. I kind of wanted to show some clips from those movies though.
this was bound to happen
2:52 Can I just say at this point that I really like your front/back door.
Both doors are on same side… this is closest to front of house? The main door is big enough to pull a full sized couch through without flipping. These are both doors from a different era.
Very cool,@@AdvancedKnifeBro
Worth watching sober , I'll try it sometime.
This is why I will never become an advanced knife bro.
It’s a lonely path my dude
And the Oscar Mayer for Best Knife Film goes to... AKB!
*HOW DARE YOU*
I came here expecting a serious unboxing of this hotdog themed switchblade. How am I supposed to know if the wiener is sharp from the factory? How’s the action on the bun? How does the glizzy feel in hand?
Are these all beef franks? Natural casings or synthetic? What brand of yellow mustard was used?
In all seriousness, that was really fun to watch. I hope you had fun making it. Can’t wait to get my hands on that AKB slippie
Guy Ritchie and Brad Pitt … we love you but this is the new you. Producer and actor. And he’s a knife guy. I’d buy a movie made by AKB, starring AKB. Happy Halloween. And you’re cinematography/ film school (?) education is shining through - it’s beaming. You belong with us- thank you for being AKB. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👊🏼
Man, how am I supposed to sleep tonight? That was horrifying.
Best Halloween content I've seen. Film school paid off.
A Blind Dead movie. Nice.
Excellent. It's not often a 11 & 1/2 minute video feels like a 2 hour movie. Good job you greaser!
11 minutes felt like 2 hours, got it!
@@AdvancedKnifeBro Yeah, my comment didn't really express what I meant. I meant that although it only lasted 11 minutes, I enjoyed it like it was a 2 hour movie. Not sure that sounds much better. Anyway it is one of your best! My pie hole is shut now.
Glorious glizzy glimpse, can't wait. Also in that puzzle was that a pickle pickle pouch for the glizzy? 😮
Two words, Magnum Opus.
Thank you!
Seriously you should send this shorty at a short Film festival.😎
That sounds like it takes effort!
Had me at the Sierra Nevada
I enjoyed this, thx!
Glad you enjoyed it!
Dude, always thought of you as no nice stuff other than fancy knives. Sweet den dude.
That kitchen table was thrifted about 10 years ago now- and has years worth of art projects spilt on stuff. Not trying to brag.
Ghoulies? Really? This knife deserves better than that. 😅
Ghoulies is awesome
What brand is the popcorn maker?
Presto
@@AdvancedKnifeBrograzie
Nice work boss.
Riveting content my man. I was on the edge of my seat. A tale for the ages. Well done sir well done.
Cinematic masterpiece! I nominate you for a Golden Glizzy!
“We’re gonna send you a slip joint every time you order another knife, it’ll be a slip joint from here on out, how does that sound?” 😍
Vin Syn AND Turbine blurays? When did this channel become Advanced Film Bro?
I have been movie collecting for over 20 years now. I have way too many.
So...... sequel when??
Bravo knife bro, bravo!
This is amazing i love it, there's a reason i never miss one of you're videos.
I don’t know what I was expecting, but this exceeded it.
This bro is built different. Protect him.
Wauw, that needs to go to a short film festival. 🎉
I hope that you were not a production crew of one, on this one. Too much work. 👏
DIY man, DIY… or it doesn’t get made
Well, gotta say this got made well.
Whatta good boy! (Sorry I have three dogs and I'm under infurence) 😆
David Lynch of knife reviews 🎉🎉👊🍻🍻
That was effing fantastic!!!!!!
Movie of the year!!😂😂 bro, what's about that slipjoint? It seems quality and beefy...what is it?
Stump lifter… link in description. Coming to bladehq soonish
Woohoo~Advanced. like~ you made outstanding . 🖐
All that time spent at college didn't go to waste. Bravo! More more 👏👏👏
Chills.😮
Is there any chance someone could identify the pocket knife he opened the box/bottles with?
It’s the one I designed for the channel… it’s coming soon and the link is in the description. The one I used was a prototype
@@AdvancedKnifeBro I know asking for an additional colorway is silly when you are at the prototype phase, but if you could get an OD Green and Red in a similar tone to the blue that you have…
I’d have to buy three Blue ones for my BIL, Dad, and Nephew (Air Force), two green ones for me and my son (Army), and the Red one for my daughter (Marine Corps). Just take my money…
That can’t happen at this phase. The only way it would is if this limited run of the three colors does well.
Intro doggo whoohoo! 🥰
masterpiece!
Oh yeah this was great, but you know what would’ve really made this outstanding??? Yeah meatloaf, MEATLOAF!!!
What were the other 2 knives? Wartech or something?
The ones near the end? A wartech and a z hunter
@@AdvancedKnifeBro thanks for getting to this. Was only pretty sure I saw Wartech right. Had no clue on Z Hunter.
Both were from Nick Shabazz who gave them to me years ago
We need more like this 👍
I mean, what's the wurst that can happen?
0:20 Dude, go deeper next time. SELL It!!!!
Apparently you’ve never dug in ground that hasn’t seen rain in over a month?
@@AdvancedKnifeBro I was talking about your nose at 0:20 :) Third knuckle or its just not believable.
Probably the best part of my day... yes, life is that good ❤
Bravo! 👏👏🎬🎬 !!!! Not the gimmicky knife
What was that blue knife
Stump lifter- link is in description
wow so good!
Thank you!!
👏 👏
I will never call a hotdog or Glizzy just stupid
Finally someone with decent morals these days.
Who eats popcorn weirdo
Well, I guess there are worse ways to waste 11 and a half minutes of my life
Like a wait in the ER
😮😮😮😮🤯🤯🤯
First
Firrrrst....!!!
EDIT: It is with great shame and tremendous regret that I dishonestly and very falsely alleged that I was entitled to all the glorious benefits & honourific privileges of achieving Firstness.
I was not First. Please pin me and skin me, for all the world to know my disgrace.
Second!
If you missed it it was by microseconds. A very honest mistake. You get an honorary first. It works like an honorary degree.
@@AdvancedKnifeBro
Nope. No way. Not gonna have it. This is an all-or-nothing, winner-take-all, life-or-death, live-or-die, high stakes game of Firstness.
"Mistakes" have no place in this very serious matter, Mr. Bro. You'll please excuse me, now; I have some very serious repenting to get to.
11 minutes and 33 seconds
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There's 11 and a half minutes I'll never get back. It's OK. You can have them I guess.
No im good man.
Bruh Goulies. Yeasssss. I always wondered who’s win a critter or goulie in one on one combat? This was one of yer best. 💣🤌🏻🤙🏻
the production value is better than any recent Hollywood movie
Love it mate. Reminded me slightly of Pete's old "advocate" video.
Comment for engagement
Thine Crown of Victory, M'Lord.👑
Heavy is the head that wears the crown of engagement. Sword of Damocles unboxing and review vid coming soon
@@LazyJones
Tee-hee-hee...!!! Thou art as funny as thou art swift, My Liege.
I am greatly honoured and most privileged to be thine first subscriber.
Under the influencer
hiccup
Is it too much to ask to get a horror movie collab between AKB and Pete from Cedric and Ada? Always great content!
The shirt was the collab
Idk how but i just now put together what akb means
this is the best thing I've watched in a long time. well done!
Thank you!
I have one of those popcorn makers! Review requested. I need to know if I am using it correctly.
I break the top plastic bowl every few years by dropping it. I need to buy another one. I love it... we use it weekly.
Seems a bit late for a delivery. 😅
Tell me about it!
Loved it
Can you recommend a shovel? Preferably a compact shovel, maybe even a folding shovel. Serious question.
You're not going to believe this, but...
Great video, I really want one of those popcorn makers. Loved all the kids art around the house.
Love the popcorn maker, we use it a ton
Dude.....this might be the best video you've ever done on the channel
While the knife in the thumb nail didn’t entice me to watch...you’re creativity and wit did...
David Lynch is making unboxing videos now?
John Carpenter's got nothing over you, Mr. AdvancedKnifeBro!
***Winner of Cannes and Sundance film festival. 3 Academy nominations for best directing, supporting actor and original screen play.***
Its spooky glizzy hour with your boy akb
Very funny for a jigsaw review
2 minutes in I forgot I was watching a knife video
Outstanding video! Still have the giggles XD...oh, and that knife is hideous.