This reminds me of a joke for some weird reason Three vampire brothers decide to hold a competition to see which one of them is the most powerful The first brother is the strongest. "Watch this," he says, and takes off at nearly 100 miles per hour. Two minutes later, he returns, his mouth covered in blood. "What happened?!" his brothers exclaimed. "You see that mansion over there?" "Yeah?" "Well, I went over there and sucked each and every last family member dry. They are all dead." "Wow!" his brothers say. "As expected, for you are the strongest." The second brother to go is the oldest. “Watch and learn, boys," he says, and takes off even quicker, at 150 miles per hour. Five minutes later, he returns, both his mouth and his neck covered in blood. "What happened?!" His brothers exclaimed. "You see that village over there?" "Yeah?" They said. "Well I went over there and killed every last person in the entire village. There is not one left alive." "Wow!" his brothers say in awe. "As expected, for you are the oldest and have the most experience." The third brother is the fastest. Not to be outdone, he says "Watch this, and don't blink or you might miss it." He flies off, faster than the rest of them, going at *least* 200mph. In only ten seconds, he returns. His entire mouth, nose, and neck are covered in so much blood, it stains the front of his shirt. "What happened?!" his brothers exclaimed. "You see that giant tree over there?" "...Yeah?" "Well I sure fuckin' didn't."
Btw umm She says on your (knees) Then literally says ( You stand before me) I just gotta know am i on my knees or standing. 🤔🤔 Sorry about bad grammer im only human
Dangerous, It never ceases to amaze me how your voice stimulates yet soothes as well. Your work today was especially incredible, as always my Queen. Happy and safe Holidays.
yeah, unfortunately these audios are uploaded in the mornings for me, so I end up arriving late than most. but, it does give the comedians time to act. these comments can crack me up sometimes lmao
Thank you very much dangerous for this new video I like this and this is so good and this is the best ever and this is so awesome and I cannot wait for more like this 😇🙂
My only concern would be the fact that it ended at such a true cliff hanger... With respect, but there had better been a, “Part Two,” or more to this because such perfect things are nothing but a waste if left unfinished, and too marvelous of works are not to be left alone or undone.❤️ My sincere gratitude and high hopes for its continuation.
Behold the queen The queen of queen On your knees, dog All hail Bow down to the Bow down to the queen Bow down to the Bow down to the queen The queen grinned red
Dogs do not answer vampire questions nor orders! When the Emperor hears of my death, they will come and it will be the end of this world. Heed my warning! I am intrigued though, you and your soldiers are the first to not faint or get startled upon meeting a talking dog who fell from the stars.
you must be talking about the vileblood queen, atop cainhurst castle, hidden by an illusion and guarded by martyr logarius - former master of the band of executioners, sworn enemies of the vilebloods.
"Your accused of hunting in my royal forest." Really now cause if i was hunting i would have an extra knife in my boot cause we southern people go to work strapped.
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This reminds me of a joke for some weird reason
Three vampire brothers decide to hold a competition to see which one of them is the most powerful
The first brother is the strongest.
"Watch this," he says, and takes off at nearly 100 miles per hour. Two minutes later, he returns, his mouth covered in blood.
"What happened?!" his brothers exclaimed.
"You see that mansion over there?"
"Yeah?"
"Well, I went over there and sucked each and every last family member dry. They are all dead."
"Wow!" his brothers say. "As expected, for you are the strongest."
The second brother to go is the oldest. “Watch and learn, boys," he says, and takes off even quicker, at 150 miles per hour.
Five minutes later, he returns, both his mouth and his neck covered in blood.
"What happened?!" His brothers exclaimed.
"You see that village over there?"
"Yeah?" They said.
"Well I went over there and killed every last person in the entire village. There is not one left alive."
"Wow!" his brothers say in awe. "As expected, for you are the oldest and have the most experience."
The third brother is the fastest. Not to be outdone, he says "Watch this, and don't blink or you might miss it."
He flies off, faster than the rest of them, going at *least* 200mph.
In only ten seconds, he returns. His entire mouth, nose, and neck are covered in so much blood, it stains the front of his shirt.
"What happened?!" his brothers exclaimed.
"You see that giant tree over there?"
"...Yeah?"
"Well I sure fuckin' didn't."
I love this joke and I hope you don't mind if I steal it
The Art of Sin not at all.
@@enderethan144 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol 😂
That was actually pretty good!
Her: on your knees
Me: not doing it
Her: why not?
Me: you didn’t say Simon says
Her: *facepalm*
😏😏😏👍👍👍
I hate you for that joke 😂
Her: *violently slashes my throat as I laugh at having beaten an immortal at Simon Says*
XD
Omg that’s pretty much what I would do to a real queen or king
“On your knees”
Me:*gets on knees*
The Queen:”You stand before me-“
*Me:Wait a minute!-*
Willow smith: I think I left my consciousness in the 6th dimension
Her: "The punishment remains the same, death."
Me: By Snu Snu? Oh god yes! :D
I'd die by snu snu any day
Oh?.....Oh....OOOHH!!!
Nobody ever rlly comments about HOW WELL DONE AND PERFECT THE SOUND EFFECTS ARE!!!
Ya she does a great job
It’s confirmed, dangerous is definitely not a bottom
*online. Irl she stutters when asking for a refill
“What say you?”
You activated my trap card
👍👍👍👍
Her: “What say you?” Me: “apple”
At the feet of the Vampire Queen? You know this is good.
With a name like that I'm surprised you didn't comment something more fitting.
Hell yeah
Queen: What would you d-
Me: Do for a Klondike bar?
Queen:....Kill him.
Me: WAIT I HAVE MORE!
XD
Love the optimism
We're sleeping good tonight, people.
As usual
"On your knees." Does Dangerous start all her conversations like this ?
I wouldn't mind if she did.
Btw umm
She says on your (knees)
Then literally says
( You stand before me)
I just gotta know am i on my knees or standing. 🤔🤔
Sorry about bad grammer im only human
I got Sephiroth flashbacks, honestly.
_”On your knees. I want you to beg for forgiveness.”_
@@DangerousASMR 😂
@@DangerousASMR haha
I'm impressed as usual with how you can trigger my fight or flight response with your audios, thanks nwn
Dangerous, you're the best!
@@DangerousASMR this reply deserves more attention.
Her: you are lucky I desire your service more than your blood
Me: Not to be that guy, but it kinda seems like you want both here
0:11
Hoooo... You want me to approach you?
Instead of getting your goons bring me to you, you want me to come straight to you?
I can't kick your ass if you don't approach me
@@justsomeguywithoutashirt4310
Hohooo.... *Then tell me to approach you as much as you like*
To Dangerous ASMR, I am enjoyed listening to the vampire roleplay. The actual title Vampire Queen. Thank you for the story.
The woods were supposed to be protected but then Dad met mom and here we are.
VQ: “What say you?”
Me: “Guilty lmao”
VQ: “Ah, so you admit your crime!”
Me: 😱
"On your knees."
Very next line...
"You stand before me..."
???
The voice is perfect for this Roleplay
Dangerous, It never ceases to amaze me how your voice stimulates yet soothes as well. Your work today was especially incredible, as always my Queen. Happy and safe Holidays.
At the feet for the Vampire Queen what a honor
Gurl I'm loving the creative stories
You keep finding new ways to make your voice the most enticing thing in the world!
Holy crap does this need a sequel! This one was REALLY good.
"Oh my stars and garters, your majesty... flattery won't get you EVERYwhere."
I'd loved to submit to this vampire Queen, I always like it when they have a accent. I just hope the listener doesn't do anything stupid.
I just hope listener doesn't die! So essentially, you and I want the same thing, but I am seeing the worst case scenario
I demand to see the property line markers! Public land is for public use! I paid for my bow season permit!
Me : *Checks Dangerous' sub count*
Dangerous : 69K subs
Me: *Nice.*
Her first word is literally "approach"...
Me, a JoJo fan: *happy wryyyyyyys*
Truth
Ooohhhh, i really hope we get more of this story.
Maybe we get to the point where she realises the reason she is so intrigued by us is because she loves us and she doesn't realize it yet?
This is great!! Very fine work. Part two I beg of you!
Her: On your knees.
Me: (kneels)
Her: You stand before me...
Me: But you told me to...
Her: SILENCE!!!
How is it possible that she still doesn’t have 100k ?
It's not yet bedtime for me but I can tell it's gonna be great, just by reading the title. Oh, boy!
yeah, unfortunately these audios are uploaded in the mornings for me, so I end up arriving late than most.
but, it does give the comedians time to act. these comments can crack me up sometimes lmao
An other vampire to the dangerous asmr universe
Very cool, I like the whispers, they add a supernatural element. 👍
Ma'am I think my cake is burning
Her: on your knees
Me:😐🛐
As always, perfection. You have the most elegant and regal voice. You could read a grocery list and have everyone melting. lol
Her: will you do anything for one more day
Me: *has sadistic werewolf flashbacks*
Oh boy here we go again bois.
keep up the awesome audios :))
This video was so cool hope to see it continue well done 😊😊👍
ok so as a british person, hearing people do british accents is normally reallyyyy weird but this was so well done i- WOAH 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Little did the Vampire Queen know I had a Vampire Fetish Thank You for this
Jokes' on her. I just ate a ridiculous amount of garlic bread earlier.
All I gotta say is...
Slay, Queen!
I already know this is about to be fire
Oh scary i love it
Godspeed.
I went to stop time to watch this
Oh Vampire #153, I've been expecting you, champ.
Please make a part 2 it would be amazing
I DEMAND PART TWO!
Please🥺
pwease🙏🙏🙏🙏
No views 27 likes 9 comments youtube are you drunk again
TH-cam is always drunk.
Moms vampire friend part 3 please
Her: SILENCE I did not permit you to speak
Me: to bad
In my defence i thought the vampire were deer
I saw a deer once
I saw a whole herd of deer when I went on family trip out west several years ago.
This was awesome can’t wait for your next vid 😎
Thank you very much dangerous for this new video I like this and this is so good and this is the best ever and this is so awesome and I cannot wait for more like this 😇🙂
Just got pointed to this channel, i already love it
its amazing, and like *subby noises ensue*
THIS IS GONA BE INTERESTRING IN FUTURE
My only concern would be the fact that it ended at such a true cliff hanger... With respect, but there had better been a, “Part Two,” or more to this because such perfect things are nothing but a waste if left unfinished, and too marvelous of works are not to be left alone or undone.❤️ My sincere gratitude and high hopes for its continuation.
Every man at deaths door will have regrets
The biggest will always be
I could've accomplished so much more than this... yet I didnt.
Strange, I missed this one when it was released, bit it was a good show as allways.
Behold the queen
The queen of queen
On your knees, dog
All hail
Bow down to the
Bow down to the queen
Bow down to the
Bow down to the queen
The queen grinned red
HHH 😭
My jaw is on the floor…. My knees are weak and I’m nodding yes .
Oh hoho i do hope this gets continued!
Dogs do not answer vampire questions nor orders! When the Emperor hears of my death, they will come and it will be the end of this world. Heed my warning! I am intrigued though, you and your soldiers are the first to not faint or get startled upon meeting a talking dog who fell from the stars.
Such a great audio Dangerous makes a wonderful vampire queen I wud quite happily submit to her if it meant I got to live❤
We made it out the hood. Now we in the dungeons… fuck yeah!
YES YES YES!
A vampire queen with a British accent? Well looks like I need to eat my crumpet and send a like with my bowler hat.
I swear to god I thought this was a mini golf course...
Nap time lads. Ill see y'all in a few hours.
You call it poaching I call survival.
Hunting? No see I was actually looking for directions. You wouldn't happen to know where a Mr "Bram Stoker" lives do you?
Dangerous doing a HOT posh British accent, damn! Gives me some butterflies(or should it be bats?) *sigh*
Reminds me of the paleblood queen from Bloodborne. Forgot her name.
you must be talking about the vileblood queen, atop cainhurst castle, hidden by an illusion and guarded by martyr logarius - former master of the band of executioners, sworn enemies of the vilebloods.
@@DrunkGnu LOL yup that's the one. Damn, its been years now but you make me want to play it again that game was a blast.
"Your accused of hunting in my royal forest." Really now cause if i was hunting i would have an extra knife in my boot cause we southern people go to work strapped.
Ohh yea at feet of vampire queen i love this. 😜
If she is a vampire queen that's means she is over 1000 or 2000 years older than me
Moms vampire friend parrt 3 please!
Oh goddess. I am STILL here kneeling at your feet.
Hold! You have committed a crime against skyrim and her people. What say you in your defense?
You'll never take me alive imperial dog! Skyrim belongs to the nords!
God approves
Are you done with the giant series cuz if you are I'm sad
Forever My lady
Her:on your knees
Me:*has no legs*
Also me:what are these such knees you speak of
Hahaha good one
Unless you’re not lying
Oh it was just a joke I still actually have my legs
Uh? Oh.... I do keep my life....
this is good um am i talking oh sorry my bad dont hurt me
sequel pls
At the feet of th- clicked right away
A Primordial Serpent does not kneel down to anyone
I too like to live.....dangerously!
Pt 2 please!!!!
I wasn't hunting I don't know if you're aware but there are enemy soldiers in your Forest
Her: "They're my dinner, you fool."
@@kimraudenbush615 is that so well I'm just here to kill them you can have them
I don’t like to be chained
At last I can be useful for something in my life xD
Good Night from Germany
Nugget Biscuit