Can we all agree "I hate my wife" humour is genuinely funny, not overused or contrived in the slightest, is definitely satire and not a cry for help at the fact that you ran into a relationship and now feel trapped because you think divorce will send you to hell, and it's definitely very hilarious I exert a giggle every time
42:30 Dear Capa Paca A paca (from Tupí paka[4] ) is a member of the genus Cuniculus of ground-dwelling, herbivorous rodents in South and Central America. It is the only genus in the family Cuniculidae. [5] Pacas are large rodents with dots and stripes on their sides, short ears, and barely visible tails. Pacas are eaten by people in Belize, where they are known as "gibnut" and, having been served to Queen Elizabeth II, "the royal rat".[6][7] In the Amazon basin they are known as "majás". In Guyanese English, it is known as labba from Arawak. [4] Pacas originated in South America and are one of the few mammal species that successfully emigrated to North America after the Great American Interchange 3 million years ago. They were formerly grouped with the agoutis in the family Dasyproctidae, subfamily Agoutinae, but were given full family status because they differ in the number of toes, the shape of the skull, and coat patterning.[8] Pacas are 50-77 cm (20- 30 in) in length, excluding the 13-23 cm (5.1-9.1 in) short tail, weigh 6-14 kg (13-31 lb), and are the sixthlargest rodents in the world. Similar to guinea pigs, they have square heads, small ears, sides patterned with spots and stripes, and virtually invisible tails.[8] With large hind limbs, small fore limbs, and cone-shaped bodies, pacas are similar in appearance to the deer-like, ungulate chevrotains, and like them have four to seven horizontal lines of blotches and stripes along their flanks. They have a heavy and robust appearance, though their legs are long and relatively tiny. Their small ears are set high on their heads. They have four toes on their fore feet and five on their hind feet (of which two are short and hardly touch the ground) and they have stout nails that resemble small hooves. In young pacas, the Evolutionary background Description 23-09-2023 04:16 Paca - Wikipedia en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paca 2/5 Agoutidae Gray, 1821 Coelogenyidae Gervais, 1849 For Cuniculus: Agouti Lacépède, 1799 Caelogenus Fleming, 1822 Caelogenys Agassiz, 1842 Coelogenus Cuvier, 1807 Coelogenys Illiger, 1811 Mamcoelogenysus Herrera, 1899 Osteopera Harlan, 1825 Paca Fischer, 1814 Stictomys Thomas, 1924 Foraging pacas in Costa Rica skin is covered with horny scales about 2 mm (0.079 in) in diameter; perhaps these scales have a protective function against smaller predators. There is virtually no difference between sexes. They can live up to 13 years in the wild.[8] Pacas inhabit rainforests, cloud forests, and sometimes more open habitats. They are great swimmers and prefer to be near water. They dive when threatened and can stay submerged up to 15 minutes. They can also jump up to 1 m (3 ft 3 in) and freeze for up to 45 minutes. They normally move along wellestablished paths and will create new paths when old ones are disturbed.[8] They are normally passive in daytime and forage in the morning and afternoon, but can be strictly nocturnal in areas with many predators. They live in burrows up to 3 m (9.8 ft) deep, normally with two entrances covered with leaves to hide the burrow and to serve as an early warning system. Burrows are often near water, but always above the seasonal flood line. Predators except humans include jaguar, puma, ocelot, margay, jaguarundi, bush dog, boa constrictor, and caiman. [8] Pacas have resonating chambers in their cheeks and their growling noise, at about 1 kHz, is surprisingly loud for their size. Aside from making noises, territories are marked with urine. Population density can reach up to 70 adults per 0.2 km2 (0.077 sq mi), and pacas often constitute some 20% of the biomass of terrestrial mammals. [8] In the wild, pacas eat fruits from understory trees and fallen fruits from taller trees, but may also eat leaves, buds, flowers, fungi, and insects. They play a vital role in seed dispersal, and, with seasonal adaptations, their home ranges are often centered on a group of fruit trees. Pacas normally do not use their fore-paws to manipulate fruits (as do agoutis), instead using their powerful jaw muscles to break open hard-shelled fruits. Unlike agoutis, pacas can store fat, and so are less dependent on the caching of seeds. Competition from agoutis is avoided by a slight variation in activity cycles and food preferences. Like rabbits, pacas are coprophagous and absorb protein and carbohydrates from specially produced moist fecal pellets. Before allowing their young to suckle, mothers lick them to stimulate them to defecate and urinate, and then lick the resulting product, both to feed herself and to prevent the odour from attracting predators.[8] Behavior Feeding Reproduction 23-09-2023 04:16 Paca - Wikipedia en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paca 3/5 Gestation lasts between 114 and 119 days with about 190 days between births. Pacas are precocial, the young are born with fur and open eyes. Normally, mothers give birth to one young, but she can give birth up to three times per year if conditions allow. More than one birth per year results in lactation periods overlapping pregnancies. Weaning begins after six weeks, but the young start to follow their mothers early and can do so for up to a year.[8] Sexual maturity is reached after 6-12 months, when females weigh about 6.5 kg (14 lb) and males 7.5 kg (17 lb). Pacas usually mate in water. As the male approaches the female, she starts to hop enthusiastically, more so if he sprays her with urine. Pacas have altered the common rodent strategy - safety in numbers - and mind their offspring carefully. At 650-710 g (23-25 oz) at birth, the young are born in holes too small for both predators and the mother to enter, which are then covered with leaves and twigs. To invite the young out of the hole, the mother uses a low rolling vocalization. Suckling usually lasts for 90 days, after which the young weighs 4 kg (8.8 lb).[8] The lowland paca is found from southern Mexico to northern Argentina. They primarily live in rainforests near streams, but can also be found in a wide variety of habitats, including mangrove swamps, gallery forests near water currents, and even in public parks. They have been observed up to 2,500 m (8,200 ft) above sea level.[9] The smaller mountain paca lives in the northern Andes and the Páramo grasslands, with a peak occurrence between 2,000 and 3,000 m (6,600 and 9,800 ft) above sea level.[9] The mountain paca has longer and darker fur than the lowland paca. Observations indicate mountain pacas are found between 1,500 and 2,800 m (4,900 and 9,200 ft) above sea level.[10] Lowland paca, Cuniculus paca (Agouti paca) Mountain paca, Cuniculus taczanowskii Cuniculus hernandezi[11] (a recent and disputed nomen nudum) [12]
4:43 I like how the guy must've actually seen the meme of someone listening to him rant while holding their breath the whole time because he told them to breathe in and to prevent this made sure to say breathe out right before ranting tho it didn't really work how he thought it would
@@makiroll5827 They can also punch so hard that they can shatter aquarium glass if you try to keep one :V Doable but gotta be careful they don't see a reason to punch it. Their claws are against their body and are like...heavily spring loaded. They use it to punch crabs and shellfish clean open
43:43 Them be mantis shrimp. They're strong enough that they can break their own glass tank. The flat things at the front are basically battering ram claws they whip out to punch.
6:32 this is so funny coming from americans, back in sweden we often stereotype volvo drivers as roadmen/truckers, but only if they drive an old volvo model. we call these fellas "volvo-raggare" and they are the peak of toxic masculinity
Bro the “cut the funny falling video right as they fall” is so infuriating. Just don’t include it in the video. It’s literally a punch line with no joke.
Can we all agree "I hate my wife" humour is genuinely funny, not overused or contrived in the slightest, is definitely satire and not a cry for help at the fact that you ran into a relationship and now feel trapped because you think divorce will send you to hell, and it's definitely very hilarious I exert a giggle every time
Yeah!!
Shut up boomer
Yes it is because humor is subjective
Just say you hate your wife Lil bro
-👴🏻
42:30 Dear Capa
Paca
A paca (from Tupí paka[4]
) is a member of the genus
Cuniculus of ground-dwelling, herbivorous rodents in South
and Central America. It is the only genus in the family
Cuniculidae.
[5] Pacas are large rodents with dots and stripes
on their sides, short ears, and barely visible tails. Pacas are
eaten by people in Belize, where they are known as "gibnut"
and, having been served to Queen Elizabeth II, "the royal
rat".[6][7]
In the Amazon basin they are known as "majás". In
Guyanese English, it is known as labba from Arawak.
[4]
Pacas originated in South America and are one of the few
mammal species that successfully emigrated to North America
after the Great American Interchange 3 million years ago. They
were formerly grouped with the agoutis in the family
Dasyproctidae, subfamily Agoutinae, but were given full family
status because they differ in the number of toes, the shape of
the skull, and coat patterning.[8]
Pacas are 50-77 cm (20-
30 in) in length, excluding
the 13-23 cm (5.1-9.1 in)
short tail, weigh 6-14 kg
(13-31 lb), and are the sixthlargest rodents in the world.
Similar to guinea pigs, they
have square heads, small
ears, sides patterned with
spots and stripes, and
virtually invisible tails.[8]
With large hind limbs, small fore limbs, and cone-shaped
bodies, pacas are similar in appearance to the deer-like,
ungulate chevrotains, and like them have four to seven
horizontal lines of blotches and stripes along their flanks. They
have a heavy and robust appearance, though their legs are long
and relatively tiny. Their small ears are set high on their heads.
They have four toes on their fore feet and five on their hind feet
(of which two are short and hardly touch the ground) and they
have stout nails that resemble small hooves. In young pacas, the
Evolutionary background
Description
23-09-2023 04:16 Paca - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paca 2/5
Agoutidae Gray, 1821
Coelogenyidae Gervais, 1849
For Cuniculus:
Agouti Lacépède, 1799
Caelogenus Fleming, 1822
Caelogenys Agassiz, 1842
Coelogenus Cuvier, 1807
Coelogenys Illiger, 1811
Mamcoelogenysus Herrera,
1899
Osteopera Harlan, 1825
Paca Fischer, 1814
Stictomys Thomas, 1924
Foraging pacas in Costa Rica
skin is covered with horny scales about 2 mm (0.079 in) in
diameter; perhaps these scales have a protective function
against smaller predators. There is virtually no difference
between sexes. They can live up to 13 years in the wild.[8]
Pacas inhabit rainforests, cloud forests, and sometimes more
open habitats. They are great swimmers and prefer to be near
water. They dive when threatened and can stay submerged up
to 15 minutes. They can also jump up to 1 m (3 ft 3 in) and
freeze for up to 45 minutes. They normally move along wellestablished paths and will create new paths when old ones are
disturbed.[8]
They are normally passive in daytime and forage in the morning
and afternoon, but can be strictly nocturnal in areas with many
predators. They live in burrows up to 3 m (9.8 ft) deep,
normally with two entrances covered with leaves to hide the
burrow and to serve as an early warning system. Burrows are
often near water, but always above the seasonal flood line.
Predators except humans include jaguar, puma, ocelot, margay,
jaguarundi, bush dog, boa constrictor, and caiman.
[8]
Pacas have resonating chambers in their cheeks and their growling noise, at about 1 kHz, is
surprisingly loud for their size. Aside from making noises, territories are marked with urine.
Population density can reach up to 70 adults per 0.2 km2
(0.077 sq mi), and pacas often constitute
some 20% of the biomass of terrestrial mammals.
[8]
In the wild, pacas eat fruits from understory trees and fallen fruits
from taller trees, but may also eat leaves, buds, flowers, fungi, and
insects. They play a vital role in seed dispersal, and, with seasonal
adaptations, their home ranges are often centered on a group of
fruit trees. Pacas normally do not use their fore-paws to
manipulate fruits (as do agoutis), instead using their powerful jaw
muscles to break open hard-shelled fruits. Unlike agoutis, pacas
can store fat, and so are less dependent on the caching of seeds.
Competition from agoutis is avoided by a slight variation in
activity cycles and food preferences. Like rabbits, pacas are
coprophagous and absorb protein and carbohydrates from
specially produced moist fecal pellets. Before allowing their young to suckle, mothers lick them to
stimulate them to defecate and urinate, and then lick the resulting product, both to feed herself and to
prevent the odour from attracting predators.[8]
Behavior
Feeding
Reproduction
23-09-2023 04:16 Paca - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paca 3/5
Gestation lasts between 114 and 119 days with about 190 days between births. Pacas are precocial, the
young are born with fur and open eyes. Normally, mothers give birth to one young, but she can give
birth up to three times per year if conditions allow. More than one birth per year results in lactation
periods overlapping pregnancies. Weaning begins after six weeks, but the young start to follow their
mothers early and can do so for up to a year.[8]
Sexual maturity is reached after 6-12 months, when females weigh about 6.5 kg (14 lb) and males
7.5 kg (17 lb). Pacas usually mate in water. As the male approaches the female, she starts to hop
enthusiastically, more so if he sprays her with urine. Pacas have altered the common rodent
strategy - safety in numbers - and mind their offspring carefully. At 650-710 g (23-25 oz) at birth,
the young are born in holes too small for both predators and the mother to enter, which are then
covered with leaves and twigs. To invite the young out of the hole, the mother uses a low rolling
vocalization. Suckling usually lasts for 90 days, after which the young weighs 4 kg (8.8 lb).[8]
The lowland paca is found from southern Mexico to northern Argentina. They primarily live in
rainforests near streams, but can also be found in a wide variety of habitats, including mangrove
swamps, gallery forests near water currents, and even in public parks. They have been observed up to
2,500 m (8,200 ft) above sea level.[9]
The smaller mountain paca lives in the northern Andes and the Páramo grasslands, with a peak
occurrence between 2,000 and 3,000 m (6,600 and 9,800 ft) above sea level.[9]
The mountain paca has longer and darker fur than the lowland paca. Observations indicate mountain
pacas are found between 1,500 and 2,800 m (4,900 and 9,200 ft) above sea level.[10]
Lowland paca, Cuniculus paca (Agouti paca)
Mountain paca, Cuniculus taczanowskii
Cuniculus hernandezi[11]
(a recent and disputed nomen nudum)
[12]
Madman
WHERES THE CAT PIC
bro why didn’t he get a pin
@@Hollow7659hhahah probably 4 minutes, was a copy of Wikipedia😅👍🏻
So true!
4:43 I like how the guy must've actually seen the meme of someone listening to him rant while holding their breath the whole time because he told them to breathe in and to prevent this made sure to say breathe out right before ranting tho it didn't really work how he thought it would
1 hour of sloppy slop from Pokay? YES DADDY
what the actual scallop did I just type
You typed truth
Blud Is zesty zaaaamm 🥵🥵🥵🥵
The strange Forrest animals were Pacas, they are rodents like capybara but the have a sleeker coat. :)
damn, I thought they were Malayan Tapir
56:46 "It's not like it's alive." Is bro fr
56:48 he's actualy spreading the seeds helping the flower
mmm, content, must consume
You mean repeated recycled content? It’s like eating your own throw up continuously.
They’re tasty
@@jonahguerndt6214mmmm tasty upchuck
taste like left overs
Average pokay veiwer
11:45 has anyone else noticed that theyre all wearing the same hat with different colors
44:47 those are mantis shrimp!
Wait those are fr shrimp?? They’re massive 😭 that’s acc kinda scary
@@makiroll5827 My reply might be late, but they're quite delicious!
@@makiroll5827 They can also punch so hard that they can shatter aquarium glass if you try to keep one :V
Doable but gotta be careful they don't see a reason to punch it. Their claws are against their body and are like...heavily spring loaded. They use it to punch crabs and shellfish clean open
43:43
Them be mantis shrimp.
They're strong enough that they can break their own glass tank. The flat things at the front are basically battering ram claws they whip out to punch.
7:39 it's actually a Perk, so any class can do it. Doesn't mean they all should, though...
bro is so scared of getting demonetized
hes clipping out every bit with someone getting hurt
6:32 this is so funny coming from americans, back in sweden we often stereotype volvo drivers as roadmen/truckers, but only if they drive an old volvo model. we call these fellas "volvo-raggare" and they are the peak of toxic masculinity
10:10 I GO TO THAT COLLEGE. I WAS TAKEN SO OFFGUARD. Also average Eskdale enthusiast.
7:40 actually it’s just an active ability. Game is deep rock galactic
29:00 that bug is called a “Skitter Leaf”
That last one was just a clip from Men in Black
Can we agree these guys together are the three funniest MFS in the world
Wait this is a compilation I mean jojo stryko and pook
29:06 The bug is a Leaf Mantis!
36:03 This one is a Dragon Mantis!
43:23 is the leaf mantis!
Does anyone know the song the guitar rof is from at 11:11 with the lemons and the greek boulder guy?
29:45 the man is redder than the meat hes eating
58:25 okay that was fucking terrifying
For the raw steak thing, it is possible to eat Raw Steak like that HOWEVER: it has to be 1) Very Fresh Cut and 2) Come from a Very Healthy Cow.
Not just steak either. Unless it's poultry, most cuts of meat are at minimal risk for things like salmonella until it gets ground into burger
The green lobster things is a mantis shrimp :)))
45:25
yuor
Perfect video for my birthday
Happy birthday
Happy birthday
Thank you :D
29:00 that’s a leaf bug btw
The dear capybara animal is a kunikuni I think, an animal from new zealand🎉
Man im dead💀
Perfekt danke
2:29 bro looks like a pencil
holy fuck you're right
1:33 uh funny
52:21 Say that again
51:30 "You know whats funny? This is just how the EU is" ~ man who knows nothing about the EU
They should some viewers to one of their calls for a video
11:12 a visitor?
7:09 wtf is with that horses tail
Hey catpybara!
the last clip is those aliens from mib
if you remember that movie
love
The dwarf game is Deep Rock Galactic if you were wondering
2:03 who is she
None of them have seen men in black? Those creatures at the end were the worms from that movie.
Dang, I'm surprised y'all didn't recognise the bug men from MiB.
this is fire 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
45:25 your is spelled wrong
Pokay
2:16 is this satire?
No
it is not satire at all
I guess they're retards then.
WHY DOES THE VIDEO CUT OUT ON EVERY FAIL RIGHT WHEN THE PERSON IS "FAILING"(like falling or slipping)
Sparkling water is fucking awful. I had it once it legit made me like shake out of disgust
1 HOUR OF YOU LAUGH YOU GAY
2 minutes ago
Bro the “cut the funny falling video right as they fall” is so infuriating. Just don’t include it in the video. It’s literally a punch line with no joke.
Sooooo...when's the funny?