3 SCARY GAMES #27

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 15 ม.ค. 2025

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  • @_Snazzee_
    @_Snazzee_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5899

    "I heard the second set of footprints"
    Mark has a very special ability to not only hear footsteps, but footprints too.

    • @split8886
      @split8886 5 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      I don't know how to feel about your profile picture tbh

    • @benji5897
      @benji5897 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Tsuyu hentai, oh no

    • @circus-boi5164
      @circus-boi5164 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      It's because of fnaf 4 the sound cues there are QUIET!!

    • @omegahighandpro1988
      @omegahighandpro1988 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      my waifu

    • @medidove6084
      @medidove6084 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@GOMD_ Hell yeah

  • @vipervirus081
    @vipervirus081 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3995

    Markiplier in the past: **sees threat** “AAAAAAA NO! FAAK UUUU!!”
    Markiplier now: **sees a threat** “hi... how are you? Good to see you. Are you okay?”

    • @gaeloveg
      @gaeloveg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      Every Pokémon has its evolution
      Markimoo > Markiplier > Darkiplier

    • @LEE-pp3qu
      @LEE-pp3qu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      Present mark: *Screams
      Past mark: **Screams louder*

    • @SimonOtterson
      @SimonOtterson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      The funny part is.... That's so true

    • @nidomeister24
      @nidomeister24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Past: Socially Awkward Markimoo
      Present: C H A D

    • @TRENDINGVIDEOSTRV
      @TRENDINGVIDEOSTRV 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lol

  • @CthulhuianBunny
    @CthulhuianBunny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2460

    I'm not sure "person running on gymnasium floor" is the sound effect you should be using in a log cabin.

    • @tatumfowler3603
      @tatumfowler3603 3 ปีที่แล้ว +376

      dont worry grandma is a pro basketball player

    • @noodlegod2797
      @noodlegod2797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      I laughed when I heard that sound tbh, just imagining someone practicing on the rooftop court not realizing the rest of the house is haunted

    • @wolferhys1870
      @wolferhys1870 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      phasmophobia is based around this game Hmm

    • @Frankc_k
      @Frankc_k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I think they just use the same assets, none of them are inspired. I think.

    • @axoloodle
      @axoloodle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@tatumfowler3603 grandma's balling

  • @taryn_l1248
    @taryn_l1248 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1646

    Other people when playing this game : "AHHHH ITS A GHOST!"
    Markiplier : Oh, hey grandma!

    • @liferanter936
      @liferanter936 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Granymammy is her name XD

    • @chriss9711
      @chriss9711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      me:*gets scared*
      also me:grumpy?what are you doing in the game? (hes my dead grandpa)

  • @kylecoleman6948
    @kylecoleman6948 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2152

    Don’t be scared Mark, you have the tactical shovel to protect you.

    • @joylolly4458
      @joylolly4458 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      *insert Captain America "I understood that reference" meme*

    • @zanyab1406
      @zanyab1406 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Becky shall protect

    • @Impxrfectionist
      @Impxrfectionist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm scream

    • @Pookieluv831
      @Pookieluv831 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Joy Lolly lol

    • @ARTSONICFAN990
      @ARTSONICFAN990 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      The best part is that you can also use that also use the shovel to bury your victims (Whoever tries to kill you.) body.

  • @youraveragerussiansanta3810
    @youraveragerussiansanta3810 5 ปีที่แล้ว +471

    Game #1 : good looking graphi-
    Hand with flashlight : im gonna stop you right there.

    • @samowen6117
      @samowen6117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think we can all say the second game has the better graphics...
      and intro sound effects.

  • @annaf2370
    @annaf2370 5 ปีที่แล้ว +433

    “Hello Dark Scary Woods!”
    *Deep violin sounds*
    “Ooooooh.......”

  • @aishi8509
    @aishi8509 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1281

    Markiplier: “You're really gonna get me with classic jumpscare sound effects 3?”
    Me, a starting horror game dev: *sweating profusely*

    • @GiraffeFlavored
      @GiraffeFlavored 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      It's a year later, how's the dev goin?

    • @herocat076
      @herocat076 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      U still doin gud?

    • @Wiseman108
      @Wiseman108 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      You want to make it really scary? Don't use Jumpscare sound effects, just make the scares happen subtly. Make the monster silently walk in front of the players vision, or silent appear behind them with maybe a slight glitch effect. Use creepy music to build up the atmosphere but don't use any loud scare noises.

    • @ramenramrod
      @ramenramrod 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Jordan Peele Sweating Meme

    • @embadly
      @embadly 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Don’t use glitch effects ^ they make no sense. Unless the story explains why that happens, why is my eye messing up bc something happened?
      Make it TENSE. You could not even SHOW a monster or any kind of spooky scary entity or person and it could still be terrifying. I’ve seen games that didn’t have any kind of monster or scary thing come into view for the entire game and it was still actually terrifying. Then there’s the “real life” route. Something that can actually happen and/or does happen is always infinitely scarier than some weird monster someone drew up with some background. Some kidnapper stalking me and I kind of know it? Genuinely terrifying and awful.
      But you do whatever YOU feel is right and works. I wish you nothing but the best on ur adventure, good luck !! 🖤

  • @None-Trick_Pony
    @None-Trick_Pony 5 ปีที่แล้ว +643

    Mark, you don't get it. Grandma isn't the ghost in the rocking chair. The rocking chair IS the ghost. You can tell it's a ghost because it warps space and phases through matter. Trust me. I didn't study at UCLA for 8 years and rack up a couple million in student loan debts for nothing.
    -Your friendly neighborhood veteran rocking chair scientist.

    • @lilium3894
      @lilium3894 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Seems legit.

    • @lexi7728
      @lexi7728 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      thank you for your service

    • @None-Trick_Pony
      @None-Trick_Pony 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@lexi7728 My pleasure.

    • @MrJayPuff
      @MrJayPuff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      GeneralKipicus UCLA is lit so many hotties there

    • @vc1278
      @vc1278 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey I would like to choose the same career path as you

  • @turn.103
    @turn.103 5 ปีที่แล้ว +492

    *_You really gonna get me with "Classic Jumpscare Sound Effect #3"?_*

  • @Tortee2
    @Tortee2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6275

    imagine being markipliers neighbor and just hearing in the middle of the night "GRANDMAMA!!" "GRANDMAMAMA!!"

  • @kaitlynbaysinger3179
    @kaitlynbaysinger3179 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1862

    “Whoever is in here... needs to stop this nonsense because it is nonsense.”
    ~Markiplier 2019

    • @renroda1
      @renroda1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s 2020 Dude -_-

    • @JesterPrince
      @JesterPrince 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@renroda1 You might want to check timestamps : D

    • @empblaze2146
      @empblaze2146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@renroda1 she can't change her comment every time a year passes

    • @cooliostarstache5474
      @cooliostarstache5474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@renroda1 It doesn't matter, because he still said it in 2019

    • @empblaze2146
      @empblaze2146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cooliostarstache5474 thats what I meant western fool

  • @ziyalr_05
    @ziyalr_05 5 ปีที่แล้ว +639

    Game: *has rocking chair phasing through the wall*
    Me: *doesnt bat an eye*
    Game: *makes mark tall*
    Me: ...unrealistic

    • @tiredadmiral6758
      @tiredadmiral6758 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't get it

    • @milleniam
      @milleniam 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@tiredadmiral6758 - mark is anything but tall-

    • @min_says_h3110
      @min_says_h3110 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tiredadmiral6758 Mark is like 5'9 or 5'10

    • @potade2881
      @potade2881 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Soo Bae he claims 4’6

  • @rodytroly
    @rodytroly 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1336

    "You got to stop this nonsense because it is nonsense."
    -Markiplier, 2019

    • @thesacredorb4838
      @thesacredorb4838 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ain't that the truth 😂

    • @gman6765
      @gman6765 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That's Mark trying not to swear at children.

    • @FirecodeCaster
      @FirecodeCaster 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Mmmmmm... yes the floor here seems to be made out of floor

    • @thesacredorb4838
      @thesacredorb4838 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@FirecodeCaster I KNOW THAT REFERENCE!!!!

    • @joakazket
      @joakazket 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ah un français

  • @icky46111
    @icky46111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +889

    8:50 Is it just me or does grandma look like she's dabbing at lightspeed?

    • @csabaorosz3185
      @csabaorosz3185 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I was thinking the same! She dabbed so fast and hard her head could not handle it so it cracked back at every dab!

    • @heloizme2773
      @heloizme2773 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      *M E G A D A B B I N G I N T E N S I F I E S*

    • @badgeholster
      @badgeholster 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      i regret reading that sentence

    • @jonm.678
      @jonm.678 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I saw it too I'm fucking dying lmfao

    • @andrewyttra
      @andrewyttra 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Finally, grandma learned how to dab, you’re 3 years too late.

  • @existentialdread9282
    @existentialdread9282 5 ปีที่แล้ว +645

    5:19 this killed me. Lixian we love you and your edits

    • @lil_one146
      @lil_one146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Agreed

    • @cinderheartmeow6032
      @cinderheartmeow6032 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      4:43 it’s the small things that count

    • @mrluigi1033
      @mrluigi1033 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I find it hilarious

    • @embadly
      @embadly 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Y’all have some weird senses of humor lol. That was the opposite of funny but I can appreciate the time and effort it took to edit/animate it. But weird how it’s hilarious to some people lol. I’m just messed up…the internet just messed me up man lol

  • @Ertyez
    @Ertyez 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2260

    It WOULD be fun seeing Mark play "Cry of Fear" in this day and age, a phenomenal horror game that many people don't know about.

    • @jmcdaiel2090
      @jmcdaiel2090 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ik that would be amazing seeing him play that game lol

    • @alejandromomota6934
      @alejandromomota6934 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Uh he played that years ago buddy

    • @theprofessional4161
      @theprofessional4161 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      +1000

    • @jmcdaiel2090
      @jmcdaiel2090 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@alejandromomota6934 oh, I was only a markiplier fan for a few months so I wouldn't know that

    • @DiagonalCoff33
      @DiagonalCoff33 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Defintely!

  • @lillyolpin842
    @lillyolpin842 5 ปีที่แล้ว +822

    Dark room: doesn't use flashlight
    lit stairway: time to sHINE

    • @kaywolf73
      @kaywolf73 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Exactlyyyyy what I was gonna say 😂

    • @somanith8372
      @somanith8372 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Big Brain XD

    • @deeznuttsy6732
      @deeznuttsy6732 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Big brain

    • @LadyQuackersGaming
      @LadyQuackersGaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Omg this drove me crazy lol

    • @somanith8372
      @somanith8372 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Jesus Pabon wish I can draw...

  • @Curseius
    @Curseius 5 ปีที่แล้ว +773

    5:36 apparently this cabin has a Gymnasium built into the upper floor where you can hear the kids playing basketball

    • @Shadow_Grandmaster
      @Shadow_Grandmaster 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Lol was thinking the same thing

    • @liana3213
      @liana3213 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      so fun

    • @mkboy89
      @mkboy89 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      sorry made my own comment before reading yours basically I said something similar to what you said sorry again

    • @simulacrumdei6462
      @simulacrumdei6462 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Exactly

    • @rowboat_3464
      @rowboat_3464 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mkboy89 well I mean his comments at the top of the string it wouldn't be hard to miss and you could just delete ur comment

  • @IrisCasket
    @IrisCasket 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    6:50-7:25- *Markiplier: Doesn’t use flashlight while it’s dark*
    7:27-*Also Mark: immediately turns on flashlight in lit room...*

  • @nerdleturtle152
    @nerdleturtle152 5 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    "You're really gonna get me with classic jumpscare sound effect #3?" The amount of *sass*

  • @moon_misery
    @moon_misery 5 ปีที่แล้ว +659

    "My family tree is more like a...family shrub. Very wide but not tall. No grandparents."
    -Mark Fischbach 2019

  • @alycat99
    @alycat99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2742

    *Mark’s door opens slowly*
    Me in my head: *It’s free real estate*

    • @eecyajaycee
      @eecyajaycee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      i loved this

    • @squallleonhart6288
      @squallleonhart6288 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      *sees mark dissappear and the door opens for no reason*
      Me: *grabs newspaper and baps Darkiplier* NO!.....NONE OF THAT, MISTER! BAD DARKIMOO!

    • @nevenkaarbutina8408
      @nevenkaarbutina8408 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This comment is gold😂

    • @destinydavis4728
      @destinydavis4728 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SinfulHeartz I just laughed so hard at this comment😂

    • @austinwolfe8814
      @austinwolfe8814 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Did it really open?

  • @PrincePyronius
    @PrincePyronius 5 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    Mark: Is there something behind YOU?
    Me: Yes... it's called a wall.

    • @embadly
      @embadly 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      hahahahahahahhahahahaha hahaha hahaha wowwie that was a good one man haha phew

    • @JessieLarkin
      @JessieLarkin 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Saaaaaaame!!! 😂😂😂

  • @ThisGalaxyCat
    @ThisGalaxyCat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    6:47
    Goes to dark room, not using the flashlight...
    ==Then==
    7:26
    Goes to bright room, use the flashlight...

    • @Amirahnations
      @Amirahnations 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That’s just common logic really

    • @minamirkovic9810
      @minamirkovic9810 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm so glad I'm not the only one that is questioning that logic 😂

    • @waitasecondz7906
      @waitasecondz7906 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Marke boi tactical

    • @JasonVanished
      @JasonVanished 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah this is big brain time

  • @katebutlermua5859
    @katebutlermua5859 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1515

    I did NOT expect grandma to start headbanging and I choked on my soup.

    • @lkovalinait
      @lkovalinait 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      She was listening to Chop Suey

    • @thegunfoogle2864
      @thegunfoogle2864 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      She was also dabbing to assert dominance

    • @peterprokovas7367
      @peterprokovas7367 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I started to die of laughter when her head starting spinning unnaturally. Actual tears.

    • @smallartist55
      @smallartist55 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lmfaoo

    • @UncleAsmos2005
      @UncleAsmos2005 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      She was also dabbing so fucking hard, like her life depended on it

  • @plywoodsun8244
    @plywoodsun8244 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1351

    Mark:”Cooking pro”?Yes,that’s about me.
    Me:*remembers every single Markiplier Makes episode*Yes,Mark,for sure...

  • @connorshilling4279
    @connorshilling4279 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Scary staircase game appears markiplier: do you have the time to chat about our lord and savior 087

  • @ultimate_utkarsh_shukla_
    @ultimate_utkarsh_shukla_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +430

    2:09
    Mark :"*you need to stop this nonsense cuz this is nonsense*"
    Me: "yes this floor is made out of floor"

    • @orange-corpse9438
      @orange-corpse9438 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Hmm yes
      The nonsense is nonsense

    • @steorithyiaportilantia8091
      @steorithyiaportilantia8091 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      is that a DA Games reference? if so, nice.

    • @orange-corpse9438
      @orange-corpse9438 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@steorithyiaportilantia8091 wait he said that? Um well it wasn't, I didn't even realize that he said that um maybe you could tell me what video he said it in- if that was a video he said it in

    • @orange-corpse9438
      @orange-corpse9438 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@steorithyiaportilantia8091 wait were you even talking to me, PHONE YOU ARE ALREADY CRACKED AT THE BACK DONT MAKE ME DESTROY YOU

    • @steorithyiaportilantia8091
      @steorithyiaportilantia8091 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@orange-corpse9438 I dunno which Video exactly, I saw it in his liquified Will compilation. and I'm talking to everyone in general.

  • @mrmarquezu6509
    @mrmarquezu6509 5 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    Man, I'm in love with Lixian's editing skills.

    • @aces5thalternateaccount464
      @aces5thalternateaccount464 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes. *_Y e s_*

    • @tomisabum
      @tomisabum 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Same; as much as I get the long twitch format, I live for the editing/effects humor.

  • @beearts24
    @beearts24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +671

    Mark: “When I heard the second set of footprints”
    Me: “You can hear footprints?”

    • @ayannaortiz4698
      @ayannaortiz4698 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      *in a movie narrator voice* MARK, the one man in the world who can hear footprints, and he plays video games! Coming to a theater near you

    • @Kiku91
      @Kiku91 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gonna be that guy and say he probably meant footsteps, but I like your comment

    • @stefanm.734
      @stefanm.734 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well of course! Can't you?

    • @dylanwreay6175
      @dylanwreay6175 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Who cant hear footprints

    • @SapphireMoon
      @SapphireMoon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You clearly underestimate the power of the Markimoo.

  • @sushi9553
    @sushi9553 5 ปีที่แล้ว +820

    Mark: "Oh, I remember! I don't actually have a grandma. It's weird. My family tree is more like a family shurb."
    Me: *chokes on water, trying not to die of laughter!*

    • @subzeroelectronics3022
      @subzeroelectronics3022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Fetch us a family *_S H R U B B E R Y !_*

    • @aykayjay
      @aykayjay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      yes, family shurb

    • @_stuck_in_neverland_9057
      @_stuck_in_neverland_9057 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@subzeroelectronics3022 We are the knights who say *E*

    • @VenomQuill
      @VenomQuill 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      His family reproduces through budding. No grandmas needed.

    • @Jalepo
      @Jalepo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Possible if both your parents were orphans, I suppose. You'd still have a grandma, but you wouldn't have a grandma.

  • @muningningdakat4132
    @muningningdakat4132 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2635

    Everyone: *plays Minecraft*
    Markiplier: *"It's Horror Game Time!"*

    • @tourdeleanie
      @tourdeleanie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      He forgot the Try Not To Play Minecraft challenge ended

    • @vishishtkumar8086
      @vishishtkumar8086 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Tbh, its the best thing rn

    • @midorinblue3639
      @midorinblue3639 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      To his credit his old mine craft let's play is still up

    • @politefrog424
      @politefrog424 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MuningNing the Minecrafter Jr. both are great

    • @painhurtssometimes2185
      @painhurtssometimes2185 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I hope he doesnt start. Seriously tired of seeing and hearing that game everywhere.

  • @dextro4863
    @dextro4863 5 ปีที่แล้ว +515

    "When I heard the second set of footprints..." -Markiplier 2019

    • @KeterLordFR
      @KeterLordFR 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Took me a few seconds to realize what's wrong with this

    • @kamronmathews4797
      @kamronmathews4797 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      KeterLordFR. Explain plz

    • @lt-yx1hx
      @lt-yx1hx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@kamronmathews4797 footprints are tracks on the ground

    • @KeterLordFR
      @KeterLordFR 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@kamronmathews4797 Mark probably meant "footsteps", not "footprints" as you can't hear footprints

    • @rikkaqueen6974
      @rikkaqueen6974 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I wish I could hear footprints

  • @legobrik
    @legobrik 5 ปีที่แล้ว +785

    8:43 grandma just went into the future and saw all possible outcomes of her fight with thanos

    • @randomnum111
      @randomnum111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      She saw like 1 million 400 outcomes and she only won one

    • @laurenbear4670
      @laurenbear4670 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      xD

    • @_its.yaya_1815
      @_its.yaya_1815 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Omg 😆

    • @sausage6136
      @sausage6136 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Seeing grandma might the funniest thing i seen lol

    • @misemusemusic
      @misemusemusic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      She had to dab x5 times faster than usual Leopard

  • @imabii1532
    @imabii1532 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    if you pay close attention to the first game, there are a lot of elements that you can find in phasmophobia, like some portraits are the exact same

    • @ShadowCompany01
      @ShadowCompany01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wouldn’t be surprised if they use some of the same assets. The cabin did for some reason strike me as very Phasmophobia like too! I wanted to comment it but I thought I was the only one who felt it.

    • @squirrelflight1068
      @squirrelflight1068 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That whole house is literally one of the houses from Phasmo I think.

  • @CookieKing.
    @CookieKing. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    "You need to stop this nonsense because it is... nonsense..."
    -MarkiMoo 2019

    • @heavystalin2419
      @heavystalin2419 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Yeah, this is big brain time"

    • @Max-ek3kf
      @Max-ek3kf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      wiseman mark

  • @obliviouscrab3125
    @obliviouscrab3125 5 ปีที่แล้ว +489

    If you had yelled "GRANDMA I'M HUNGRY!" from the start she would had come instantly with cookies

    • @pedrostormrage
      @pedrostormrage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Mark: "I'm hungry!"
      Grandma: "Pegopa?"

    • @jes6834
      @jes6834 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Omg yes

    • @rinsami4707
      @rinsami4707 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      420 likes
      noice.

    • @shadowwhistle606
      @shadowwhistle606 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mark: *pokes tv*
      Grandma: *WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT TOUCHING MY TV*

  • @jodishu423
    @jodishu423 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10671

    Who else LOVES Lixian as mark’s editor???

    • @sngmingis
      @sngmingis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      everybody

    • @gay_salmon6655
      @gay_salmon6655 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Same i love the editing its so funny

    • @bloodstormwolf9512
      @bloodstormwolf9512 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      What happened to subtitles though?

    • @tjhernandez779
      @tjhernandez779 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      well, Lixian has been Marks' editor for years, but i definitely agree with you

    • @shiboshinigami4657
      @shiboshinigami4657 5 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      I'm sorry but I hate it, I miss out on Mark's humor now with his editing. That's the whole reason I like his videos but nows he's getting lazy and outsourcing.

  • @shrimp4278
    @shrimp4278 5 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    The second games demon thing reminded me an awful lot like the Stranger Thing’s corpse sludge

    • @ronisawyer5371
      @ronisawyer5371 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      WOW YOU'RE SO RIGHT HOLY CRAP. It looks a whole lot like the corpse sludge. Similar movement/color. Wouldn't be surprised if the game's sludge was made from corpses, especially with all the eyes that accompanied it.

  • @doomslayerenjoyingsometea4111
    @doomslayerenjoyingsometea4111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +508

    Horror game logic: run from da scary thing
    Mark: Well yes, but actually no

    • @sylvaticdaveo4486
      @sylvaticdaveo4486 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Mark: no, I don't know think I will

    • @richardlaw9873
      @richardlaw9873 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Also Mark : THE POWER OF BEER COMPELS YOU !

  • @wendywhaleiamsisafatwhale1796
    @wendywhaleiamsisafatwhale1796 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2110

    1:15
    Mark: “hey I’m tall by the way, I’m real tall”
    Me: well yes, but actually no

    • @BoBeRtK19
      @BoBeRtK19 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      How is that even remotely funny?

    • @wubblebubbleball5433
      @wubblebubbleball5433 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@BoBeRtK19 ask the 304+ people that liked it

    • @dukatelo
      @dukatelo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@wubblebubbleball5433 I'm really having a hard time understanding the comment sections these days. Literally obnoxious

    • @Drae2212
      @Drae2212 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Dukatelo Maybe that’s a you problem

    • @K-7Maylis
      @K-7Maylis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Everyone can't think the same thing being funny, some people thought so and you guys didn't.

  • @pxiisxn
    @pxiisxn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +547

    "You need to stop this nonsense because it is nonsense!"
    -Markiplier 2019

    • @kromegodz5950
      @kromegodz5950 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ooogabooòga jumpscare and scary sound affects is all mark needs to be spooked ooòooòg

    • @kromegodz5950
      @kromegodz5950 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      No not now never no not now not never
      Mark
      August 13 2019

    • @Jero10001
      @Jero10001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was going to like this comment but i decided to leave it at 321

    • @0ver_1t54
      @0ver_1t54 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Very Extraordinary Gamer lol when I read this I heard him say it 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @shashishukla6498
    @shashishukla6498 3 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    Who is binge watching Mark's three scary games 🤣

    • @Mika-mc8xz
      @Mika-mc8xz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      8 months after your comment, but I am 👋👋

    • @no.1yoongistan
      @no.1yoongistan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      one year after your comment but yes

    • @Glant_W0man
      @Glant_W0man 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes

    • @FNOAlpha
      @FNOAlpha 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Me in 2023

    • @hellismurky
      @hellismurky 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i have been for the past like- 2 months it may or may not be a new special interest of mine

  • @seatea5608
    @seatea5608 5 ปีที่แล้ว +409

    Mark; hey, I’m really tall, by the way!!
    Me; **not even looking at the screen** that must be a new thing for you, Markiplier.

    • @gatiz8957
      @gatiz8957 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That explains the smile at 17:50

    • @reibean9542
      @reibean9542 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahahahaha

  • @ACircus85
    @ACircus85 5 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    26:46 the door opens and closes behind him...

    • @blakg9gaming
      @blakg9gaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ACircus85 I’ve noticed that too like wait 🤔

    • @Ashroooms
      @Ashroooms 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I knew it!!!!!

    • @CoasterRoastersStudios
      @CoasterRoastersStudios 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Plot twist: dark is actually scared for Mark's sanity and is checking on him

    • @blackforest167
      @blackforest167 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh good lord- 😰

    • @niinak73
      @niinak73 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😨😱

  • @NgenDoesGaming
    @NgenDoesGaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    11:53
    Mark: "Is there something bEhInD yOu?"
    Me, sitting against a wall: "Unless it's locked in the garage, I'm inclined to say no"

    • @Zarvain
      @Zarvain 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I live in a duplex, and behind me is my neighbor's kitchen where he is loudly trying to make something, so I am inclined to say yes. Always less scary until he either goes eery quiet or screams. Hopefully, he doesn't burn his popcorn again during this vid.

    • @sonkponkle_
      @sonkponkle_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      *11:49 😛

  • @SheepWolfe
    @SheepWolfe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    marks door: opens
    Everyone disliked that.

    • @SheepWolfe
      @SheepWolfe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @FandomKween13❎wat

    • @shotguntony4730
      @shotguntony4730 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      At the end? Because you see it open for like half a second at the end when Mark moves.

  • @nationalpanicked6108
    @nationalpanicked6108 5 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    0:39
    DARKIPLIER HAS RETURNED!!!!
    Edit: Also I love how Lixian edits!!! Its so funny

  • @glamz123
    @glamz123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    Mark: *Turns lights off*
    Me: *Turning my brightness up* nO.
    Edit:
    10:51 - 11:01 is a mood when my friend doesn't make sense.

    • @pekachu2260
      @pekachu2260 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      A *bright* decision I say.

    • @masonbb3247
      @masonbb3247 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Quite *enlightened* arnt ya

    • @shortieo.o9920
      @shortieo.o9920 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Why are people doing puns! 😂

    • @shortieo.o9920
      @shortieo.o9920 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@masonbb3247 😂

    • @shortieo.o9920
      @shortieo.o9920 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@pekachu2260 😂

  • @hannahnightshadewolf9219
    @hannahnightshadewolf9219 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1213

    5:35 did anybody else think of Nikes hitting a gym floor when you play basketball XD I just imagine the grandma running around with Nikes on XD

    • @Yasokiii
      @Yasokiii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yes

    • @RoachDoggJr.
      @RoachDoggJr. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Grandma be balling upstairs

    • @saggycat5092
      @saggycat5092 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Haha yes my first thought when I heard those squeaks!

    • @kimcampbell4591
      @kimcampbell4591 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I thought it sounded like that elvis video with no sound :)

    • @andreag2909
      @andreag2909 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lmao grandma ballin

  • @littlebug3019
    @littlebug3019 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Markiplier: OH MATT HONSTIN?!
    Lixan: *puts Matt"s face on*]
    Me: *chokes on water*
    19:59

  • @deathcloud4005
    @deathcloud4005 5 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    Markiplier:Hello dark scary woods
    Dark woods:Hello Mark...
    Markiplier: OH SHHIIIII-

  • @tristanwalhain8601
    @tristanwalhain8601 5 ปีที่แล้ว +657

    0:39
    Darkiplier has been making a lot of appearances lately.

  • @ineedhelp2921
    @ineedhelp2921 5 ปีที่แล้ว +484

    My family tree, it's more like a- uh, a family shrub. Just really wide, but *not very tall.*
    Well, nothing new on that last bit.

    • @valentinaliu6303
      @valentinaliu6303 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      could also be described as a tree chode

    • @tatumfowler3603
      @tatumfowler3603 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Its a family bush

    • @sloanewalker42
      @sloanewalker42 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I read this at the exact time the video was at that part!

    • @datguymiller
      @datguymiller 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha insest

    • @AK-by9nn
      @AK-by9nn 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just say it’s a recycling symbol stupid coconut

  • @OwlHouse224
    @OwlHouse224 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    0:56 the rocking chair is going through the floor and the side of the house XD

  • @HenryRuins
    @HenryRuins 5 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    In Albion there is a Knife at the beginning and with it you can Destroy those eyes and some of the Doors are open!
    Also it's inspired by HP Lovecraft if you didn't already notice

    • @Anonymous-73
      @Anonymous-73 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Thank you for letting the people know

    • @dubioustheatreyt8096
      @dubioustheatreyt8096 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I felt it was inspired by (or possibly ripped off) KittyHorrorShow’s “Leechbowl”. Its a VERY similar setting of monotone buildings with bright red blood. Though admittedly Kitty’s version is much creepier with its perverted lust towards blood.

    • @HomicidalRubberducky
      @HomicidalRubberducky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Uuuh, which story is it based on? Or just the general mythos?

    • @HenryRuins
      @HenryRuins 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@HomicidalRubberducky Probably nothing but if remember correctly in the game there's notes about dreams/visions which are pretty much the core device in Lovecraft's stories

    • @Franzquirrel
      @Franzquirrel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Agreed, it's gleaming with Lovecraft: I immediately got Innsmouth vibes off of the desolate secluded working-class town location - inhabitants shutting off from the world, missing person, shunned outsiders. Also the black and white ambience gives to the red a strong otherwordly quality: they did that in Die Farbe, a 2010 "Color from outer space" movie adaptation.

  • @DJtheChaos246
    @DJtheChaos246 5 ปีที่แล้ว +480

    11:50 "Is there something behind you? IS THERE SOMETHING BEHIND _YOU?!"_
    No, because I'm laying flat on my back!

    • @ssssolarr3721
      @ssssolarr3721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      dont forget to look under the floorboards

    • @rohir-kazz
      @rohir-kazz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sloth SAME

    • @Mekz_
      @Mekz_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me2

    • @kace76
      @kace76 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ssssolarr3721 ive invited the cops in for tea he'll have to wait

    • @itsphoenix2721
      @itsphoenix2721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sitting against my wall so
      Hmm yes this wall here is made out of wall

  • @Kevedsa4esan
    @Kevedsa4esan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    So apparently in the stairs game you were not meant to survive that long
    But you’re markiplier so i shouldve expected that

  • @wolpertinger.
    @wolpertinger. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    “I’m not a rocking chair scientist...” 😂

  • @kilofector8959
    @kilofector8959 5 ปีที่แล้ว +659

    1. trending for gaming: Pewdiepie
    2. trending for gaming: Jack
    3. trending for gaming: Markimoo
    *Nice*

    • @novabusboy7331
      @novabusboy7331 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      noice

    • @cheemsburger4317
      @cheemsburger4317 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      holy trinity

    • @thisuserisfoxxy
      @thisuserisfoxxy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Olena Strizhak it’s not like the other two need Minecraft either they’re just playing because they genuinely fell in love and are enjoying themselves as well as their viewers

    • @OliverAveryA
      @OliverAveryA 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ah yes, all is right in the trending universe

    • @lelouchvibritannia4028
      @lelouchvibritannia4028 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      PewDiePie is trash

  • @nickyjoshy
    @nickyjoshy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    Mark: Hey I'm tall by the way, I'm real tall
    Me: Press X to doubt

  • @Pecangaming
    @Pecangaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    The 3 scariest games of my life were middle school, high school and college.

    • @christythibodeaux9313
      @christythibodeaux9313 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Pecan- that’s amazing.
      *slowly claps*
      Bravo.

    • @Pecangaming
      @Pecangaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@christythibodeaux9313 thank you thank, I'll be here all week
      Because I didnt do well in college!

    • @devilrose7159
      @devilrose7159 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Pecangaming- haha! cant wait to see more!

    • @anakinsmith6773
      @anakinsmith6773 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pecan hygchdhcb

    • @jshsnsndjjahan1000
      @jshsnsndjjahan1000 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Holy shit now im scared of growing

  • @KRICO05
    @KRICO05 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    So no one is gonna talk about the door opening by itself in the end of the video?! 26:44

    • @AchillesH5117
      @AchillesH5117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Supreme Trash I NOTICED THAT TOO! Like..the hell??

    • @modelgamerchaz
      @modelgamerchaz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too

    • @rohir-kazz
      @rohir-kazz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Supreme Trash I saw it too

    • @rileycollins1405
      @rileycollins1405 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I did too! And it didn't just open, it also shut most of the way!!

    • @shatteredreality_513
      @shatteredreality_513 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      How did I not catch that at first?! Looks like something's ALWAYS been up with that door...

  • @luvrgrl32
    @luvrgrl32 5 ปีที่แล้ว +509

    Mark: Cooking Pro. I’m the Cooking Pro.
    Me: Is it because Mark is a man with SEVEN OVENS?

    • @wolfhowell0929
      @wolfhowell0929 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      You right.

    • @chaselauderdale1595
      @chaselauderdale1595 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I thought he only had five ovens. That's what I remember from Markiplier makes: crème brulee

    • @eggquinox
      @eggquinox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Wait, he has *SEVEN* now??

    • @bananaman_joe4456
      @bananaman_joe4456 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @سم تي POYZN nor do i

    • @woodyscorner8536
      @woodyscorner8536 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @سم تي POYZN Watch Markiplier makes Creme brulee

  • @NovelBovel
    @NovelBovel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +413

    "WHY DID THAT DOOR OPEN!?"
    *Because this is a horror game, Mark.*

  • @savi7171
    @savi7171 5 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    playable character in a game: **is tall**
    mark: i'm tALL!!!! LOOK AT HOW TALL I AM!!!!!! I'M SOOOO TALL!!!!!!!!

  • @marzipanmenthol
    @marzipanmenthol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    10:10
    Mark: "Ahhh, how are you gonna get food!?"
    Me: **laughs in quarantine**

  • @Steampoodle
    @Steampoodle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    I, as a rocking chair scientist myself, will agree that there is something wrong with that particular chair.

  • @ProDudeFilmsGaming
    @ProDudeFilmsGaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    25:49 You can see the handle pulled down XD I'm just imagining Mark in a dark room slowly pulling back a door and its making me laugh and I dont know why

    • @shootitsshae9901
      @shootitsshae9901 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You've made me start laughing now

    • @tobewolf2377
      @tobewolf2377 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The handle has to move for the door to open. Of course you can see it being pulled down. Otherwise, the door would need to already be slightly open to begin with. Though, that mental image of Mark is a bit funny.

    • @lilmao4482
      @lilmao4482 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      tobe wolf
      That was the point of the joke???

  • @CameraDev
    @CameraDev 5 ปีที่แล้ว +473

    “Lixian is a good editor...”
    *Understatement of the year*

    • @lilium3894
      @lilium3894 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Lixian is a WONDERFUL editor :)

    • @clobzz
      @clobzz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lilium • still an understatement

    • @sandakureva
      @sandakureva 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I do home Mark is paying him rather handsomely.

    • @MrJaySoN777
      @MrJaySoN777 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lixian is an immaculately penised editor

  • @snailsnail7893
    @snailsnail7893 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    8:43-8:53
    I honestly died laughing during this part because she looks like a giant cooked *chicken* just sliding towards the player, I can't-

  • @priscillapereira7294
    @priscillapereira7294 5 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    "hello everybody my name is welcome-"
    Good times, good times.

    • @Gavient
      @Gavient 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Good times with scar

    • @RileyIsntDead
      @RileyIsntDead 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Gavient
      Get your sorry ass back over to the Hermit's channels.

  • @lindilln
    @lindilln 5 ปีที่แล้ว +452

    when mark yelled is there something behind you i turned around and my cat was there i screamed so loud

    • @jacobguess4420
      @jacobguess4420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Chaerii Chu I bet you said after you screamed “Phew! It’s just the cat...”

    • @electronicPerson
      @electronicPerson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *mew*

    • @ethanmikkelsen9759
      @ethanmikkelsen9759 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Cat: feed me or die by my hand

    • @MonogoMango
      @MonogoMango 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

  • @definitelynotjfk8065
    @definitelynotjfk8065 5 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    8:44 Grandma was dabbing at the speed of light

    • @srahbby
      @srahbby 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      SHUT UP i hate how i laughed at this

    • @benjarvis6379
      @benjarvis6379 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      that would be the parkinsons

    • @hachii-ware
      @hachii-ware 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      xD

    • @malleionesun4847
      @malleionesun4847 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me: get triggered trillion times

  • @georgeelsayah4068
    @georgeelsayah4068 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Can I just say the candle going rogue gave me the biggest jumpscare while watching. Anyone else?

  • @Mizunuma
    @Mizunuma 5 ปีที่แล้ว +532

    Markiplier: "i remember, i actually don't have a grandma."
    also Mark: *proceeds to look for grandma*
    BIG BRAIn

    • @OreoThaBun
      @OreoThaBun 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      BIG BRAIn

    • @makoxsamurai9018
      @makoxsamurai9018 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yes this is big brain time

    • @dude-zt5qc
      @dude-zt5qc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *BIG BRAIN INTESIFIES*
      pewd: hold my diamonds

    • @lilperson3096
      @lilperson3096 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ....Kubz Scouts? 😂

    • @RyanB0824
      @RyanB0824 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Joker

  • @jennifercaddick975
    @jennifercaddick975 5 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    First Mark makes a live stream "I'm the Absolute Worst" where he talks about an upcoming project he's making, then an Ice Cream video in a dark/murder-y manner, now he adds Darkipler effects to this video. Not to mention the Darkiplier hair cut!
    Are you seeing what I'm seeing?
    Edit: He is _the heart and soul of this channel_ after all...

    • @lenz_of_lore13
      @lenz_of_lore13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      THIS IS SO TRUE

    • @arcade3198
      @arcade3198 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      can't forget the whole "2016 markiplier is reborn" thing that video is such a Mess

    • @sngmingis
      @sngmingis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      dude trueeee

    • @icedromeda9410
      @icedromeda9410 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wait where can i find the live stream? Or was it deleted?

    • @vicriel471
      @vicriel471 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Anyone else think it's a wee bit dark under his eyes, like he had eye liner there and wiped it off but there's still some there?

  • @gundir7504
    @gundir7504 5 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    takes deep breath
    *YOU'RE REALLY GONNA SCARE ME WITH CLASSICJUMPSCAREEFFECT3?*

    • @Roadent1241
      @Roadent1241 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      zedelk And people call him fake, that was a good reaction and cover reaction XD

    • @-Anemr-
      @-Anemr- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Roadent1241 While emotions may go on to stay, expressions, especially minor expressions such as fear tend to happen in brief milliseconds. So yeah, Mark may be acting sometimes, though I would say it doesn't make his videos boring at all.

    • @aniartmations
      @aniartmations 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes we are and *it seems to have worked*

    • @Roadent1241
      @Roadent1241 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@-Anemr- Microexpressions, they're called, and they're great for telling what someone's feeling in that moment even if they cover up.

    • @shadowwhistle606
      @shadowwhistle606 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Roadent1241 cool, now I know what the times when I make weird noises are called

  • @KuroTamxshi
    @KuroTamxshi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    What makes us all the same... is the fact we are full of shit.
    -Markiplier 2019

  • @kenchan223
    @kenchan223 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    8:50
    Grandma dabbed super fast that it defied the speed of the universe itself

    • @ammarharith5512
      @ammarharith5512 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not even close to breaking her neck, though.

    • @vipervirus081
      @vipervirus081 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m laughing too hard at this

  • @genaek1415
    @genaek1415 5 ปีที่แล้ว +551

    Mark about literally any horror game ever: “reminds me of cry of fear”

    • @Defensive_Wounds
      @Defensive_Wounds 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That is like whenever people heard the new Slipknot albums and relate it to classic old school Metallica.

    • @kevinsundelin8639
      @kevinsundelin8639 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      He never fucking says that though

    • @kevinsundelin8639
      @kevinsundelin8639 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Defensive_Wounds Ew don't mention those overrated bands

    • @Al3x98
      @Al3x98 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Don't mind the above 2 comments. Someone just thirsty for an argument.

  • @lemonke1380
    @lemonke1380 5 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    26:49 the background door re-opening by itself is a classy touch, thoug

    • @iseeyou6985
      @iseeyou6985 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Maybe Amy just bought wendys and noticed he was recording

    • @ERROR-kr2kc
      @ERROR-kr2kc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Whats a thoug

    • @dragonwriter7099
      @dragonwriter7099 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If you watch it all the way through it also closes itself as he's giving closing remarks, but yeah I figured it may have been Amy too.

    • @brentmckee3805
      @brentmckee3805 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      IT'S BEHIND YOU

    • @AshraWright
      @AshraWright 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I swear.
      I thought you said "classy touch, thong"

  • @duncelord2242
    @duncelord2242 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    8:49 - what the shredded cheese in my fridge sees at 3 a.m.

  • @complextr5114
    @complextr5114 5 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    6:40
    Mark: Hmm guess I don’t need a
    flashlight in here huh grandma.
    *lights turn off*
    Grandma: YES YOU DO

  • @jordandoss5966
    @jordandoss5966 5 ปีที่แล้ว +742

    " Your really gonna get me with classic jumpscare sound effects 3???"
    - markimoo

    • @nickick8498
      @nickick8498 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You’re*

    • @pjesmile
      @pjesmile 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your comment is on 666 likes, which I find ironic. I will be back to like later, if ever someone ruins the meme.

    • @embadly
      @embadly 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is “markimoo” some joke that older viewers get? Or did you just call a grown man markimoo???

    • @Fanwithnoimator
      @Fanwithnoimator ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pjesmile since when was Satan a meme

    • @Fanwithnoimator
      @Fanwithnoimator ปีที่แล้ว

      @@embadly its a joke that I think he made.

  • @abdulalsalay
    @abdulalsalay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    "We are all brown on the inside"
    -Mark 2019

  • @emilymumme3812
    @emilymumme3812 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    When grandma was walking towards him she looks like Danielle Cohn doing the git up dancee

  • @Star-nm7em
    @Star-nm7em 5 ปีที่แล้ว +382

    Mark: “Now, I’m not a rocking chair scientist...”
    Rocking chair: **clips through wall**
    Mark: “I think there’s something wrong with rocking chair.”

    • @-zourus-
      @-zourus- 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That part was hilarious, wasn't it?

    • @sherbet3310
      @sherbet3310 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Scientist*

    • @Ales9004
      @Ales9004 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      • Violett • Shut up.

    • @sherbet3310
      @sherbet3310 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is not Patrick nah

    • @Ales9004
      @Ales9004 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      • Violett • Why not

  • @adriankaiser8003
    @adriankaiser8003 5 ปีที่แล้ว +487

    0:38 Okay, you can't tell me there's not gonna be Darkiplier and others in the big project Mark planned...
    I mean there are so many Darkiplier effects on the latest Videos it's kinda suspicious..
    Edit: could we also talk about 25:38 I mean, bOi that's Mr. Edgelord Dark right there.
    You can't tell me that's not Dark.

    • @lonelygamer2539
      @lonelygamer2539 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Ye. Mostly on his Three scary games videos

    • @broken_clay5013
      @broken_clay5013 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      *grabs popcorn and Coke Zero sugar now with a hint of added vanilla*
      IM READY!!

    • @jasp3rjeep13
      @jasp3rjeep13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      He's probably gearing up for a Halloween thing

    • @bunko_fuck4379
      @bunko_fuck4379 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think you're onto something

    • @jooniperlynn
      @jooniperlynn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I've noticed Mark "uping the spook" in the face cam too. He's up to something

  • @christalize763
    @christalize763 5 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    Mark: I'm tall by the way. I'm real tall
    Me: Poor Mark. games are the only way he can escape from being short

    • @vantysndrn_
      @vantysndrn_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I literally just read this while listen him saying this

    • @jambunb0ii
      @jambunb0ii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      “I was a B I G baby”
      -mark

    • @acidicrot5707
      @acidicrot5707 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He isn’t even short hes just baby

  • @rosaragnvindr6198
    @rosaragnvindr6198 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    26:47 Love how is door actually opened up behind him

  • @beetelee9439
    @beetelee9439 5 ปีที่แล้ว +592

    “We are all brown and poopy inside.” ~Wise Words of Markiplier, 2019
    Edit: Runner-up quote, “Jiggle my jiblits ;)).”

    • @louleblanc2007
      @louleblanc2007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We love a good quote of year the

    • @hilmiakgunlu1036
      @hilmiakgunlu1036 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This is a reply

    • @antinormi4204
      @antinormi4204 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Some people are green or orange. Sweet and soured chicken.

    • @johnnyjoestar2526
      @johnnyjoestar2526 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      StEalin iDeas

    • @ariskinner5802
      @ariskinner5802 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hilmi akgünlü this is a reply to a reply

  • @secretlyditto7716
    @secretlyditto7716 5 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    Grandma was hardcore dabbing at you Mark.

  • @georgehumphreys1105
    @georgehumphreys1105 5 ปีที่แล้ว +398

    Is it bad that the glitchy candelabra made me jump more than anything else in this video?

  • @omori8498
    @omori8498 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    “It’s really wide, but not very tall.”
    Yeah, same.

  • @jaidynwithyman4673
    @jaidynwithyman4673 5 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    *mark unlocks room with key*
    Game: *shoe/walking noises*
    Mark:
    Me: "Gwamma playing basketball on the roof?"

  • @EldritchDoodler4828
    @EldritchDoodler4828 5 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    *That thumbnail is scarier than anything you’ve played on this channel.*

  • @cloudymcswirlz1769
    @cloudymcswirlz1769 5 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    "We need to match the spookyness levels if ya know what I mean" *Laughs in Darkiplier*

    • @wheels6477
      @wheels6477 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      nice

    • @chandereyan5793
      @chandereyan5793 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "If ya know what I mean" **cue sinister laughter**
      Me: ......Kubz Scouts says the same thing! Except the voice edit on the laughter.

  • @ironicGlowstonEGeneticS
    @ironicGlowstonEGeneticS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Mark: is there something behind you!
    Me: yeah, it's called a bed and a pillow.