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Mimicry doesn't eat people. As I can explain it, it shifts form basically depending on how you use it (Especially whenever Red Mist activates her E.G.O. mode, Mimicry starts shifting to spear, scythe, etc. whenever she uses said attack). The sword itself is really powerful by default, yet only strong by both will and physique are able to use it, let alone look at it
A sword that is the most powerful in existence: 10000DMG A tiny stick: 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000DMG
lasers are light light is energy energy has no mass mass x speed = force no mass = no force in conclusion, the laser gun is only relying on the heat it produces to attack the target, getting hit with scissors would hurt alot more yknow
The scissors are from a game called Faith:the unholy trinity and the 8 bit sounds along with the "CHAOS REIGNS!" are from that game too. Not hating just making an observation kinda
dunk does dmg based on height, from what I know (i was messing around with hoppa and dunk in a private server with a friend) the max dmg it can do is 300
@@Admorii welp I've been doing it for 5-6 months now probably before anyone in Roblox Community so I named it Cursed Stats because it is inspired from Battle Cats Community
All coob item: (80-150 dmg "i think?") Vs spy refrence (12.5 - 250) A random poison cube (18.5) vs a slap of retro (35) A funkin moon from space (500) vs bobm but 1000× time bigger (250000000 "i think too?") A thing that laser red (17 dmg) vs spongebob house throwable (35 dmg)
Anchor that probably destroy your adddres (25 dmg) vs a painted sword that can kill monster (32.5 dmg) Sharpy dart (8 dmg) vs knuckle samwitch (15 dmg) a light shooter "grand javellin" (35 dmg) vs 1 bullet sheriff gun (50 dmg)
0:21 don’t underestimate the *SCISSOR* bcs he has extra Glory Kill + He had a Red Aura + He had a reference + he says something when you equip it + he is a *s c i s s o r*
@@bottomtext3063 Well at the glory kill cutscene with the scissor it says Chaos Reigns wich is a refrence from a game called FAITH (you should check it out)
LET'S DO THIS 1. bridg😎 2. crowbar... that also used to kill monsters. 3. i mean... it's gold 4. reign the chaos, do you hear me? 5. loud🤫🧏 6. key summons cool stuff 7. call me exparagus 8. WANNA SEE ME DUNK👺👺👺😈😈🦅🦅☑☑☑ 9. yeah what did you expect 10. He will break you from ads by breaking you. 11. a gun 12. do not underestimate the power of a GOD!
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NOTE:All of this information is based on Item Asylum Fandom reply if there is any problem so I can fix it in the future Second Second NOTE: I count only base damages no side effects no DPS count Third NOTE:Put your brain off every time you watch cursed stats Fourth Note:My grammar sucks so dont expect much
SONG CREDIT : Finale by Toby Fox
The itrm asylum random sucks
You forgot to mention, a crowbar that destroy whole aliens forces
1000 unnamed item asylum fan opening TH-cam and watching this video cus it’s related to the game they spending 1000 hours on
Me :D
35k
Splendid
Litterally me
Me
0:51 to be fair the lamp seems to be made out of metal
True
Made out of smooth studs
1:02 reasonable
Vietnamese magician vs america
@@su4682NAH NAH NAH
0:01 the teufort bridge can pack a punch if theres alot of scouts
and friendly heavies too
1:08 im pretty sure its SMILE that eats people not red mist's weapon???
The weapon is mimicry from lobotomy corp dropped by nothing there
Red mist/mimicry can eat bodys
They both can eat bodies, smile is just the only one that benefits from it
it doesn’t really do that, probably mixed it up
@@Nub_or_something_idknope, red mist/mimicry can do that, test it out
1:06 isn't this the Mimicry?
It is.
It is bro I just need description for it
It looks like the sparda from dmc
0:09 billy butcher after viewing that: completely accurate.
Gordon Freeman*
@@Escui billy butcher solos gordon without moving 💀
@@sopad3mondongoGordon doesn’t need to hear all of this, he’s a highly trained professional!
@@bruhm4571 bruh you think i said this seriously? obviously no
@@sopad3mondongo I wasn't serious either, what I said is just a quote from the game
I like that these battle cats type videos also work really well in item asylum with how nonsensical it can be. But that’s kinda what I like about it.
0:08 The Freeman shall make the god of war suffer the consequences
indeed.
Blud why theres trash on ur pfp
@cheleeeen are u calling ralsei trash or the flag behind it
@@FullStopOfficeFixerHeathcliff its the flag ik
@@Skibidi-Toilet-Lover88 why there's trash on your name?
0:21 so thats why you cant run with scissors in school.
0:08 is that the axe from spokys jumpscare mansion
Mimicry doesn't eat people. As I can explain it, it shifts form basically depending on how you use it (Especially whenever Red Mist activates her E.G.O. mode, Mimicry starts shifting to spear, scythe, etc. whenever she uses said attack). The sword itself is really powerful by default, yet only strong by both will and physique are able to use it, let alone look at it
i remember the blade being called not that sharp by someone
TBH the Mimicry that kali/gebura uses is a beta version of it, so it lacks the life-steal abillities of a normal one
Slime Rancher pfp 👍
0:56 something about the caption got me rolling on the floor
0:13 Erase the Timeline*
basically the same thing, kinda.
@@Pixi2077 one destroys a world 1erases reality
@@Omer_Faruk053 world means reality... they are all synonymous
@@Pixi2077 nu uh
@@Pixi2077not really,one destroy world and existence,one destroy the timeline,and no world and reality is different
ELECTRIC BULLET, HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT MY JAVELIN OF LIGHTNING FOOL
@@JIorsmth 🙏
some sort of grand javelin
i hear the thunder calling
s@@content_static say that again?
that again
0:44 the wiki is wrong dunk does 45 dmg not 65
@@jameshenrybaer6603 It depends on the height but mostly 65 DMG
@@ThankSD60I've never seen it do 65 specifically
@Rotisserie_Chicken1 In that case Dunk can do up to 150 DMG however I decided to hit 45 to 65 to make it (*not fair*)
@@ThankSD60 300-350 actually I think with a kit but that's it's max without cheats in vips
i wanna be a nerd so much rn like
"WELL ACTUALLY IS DOES MULTUPLE THAT IT THAT THAT HESE THIS THAT THIS DOES MULTIPLE HITS RANGED ITS ITS RHIS THAT"
0:38 isn’t that the grand javelin from deep?
homework(reading): 251 dmg
homework(writing): inf dmg
"The only thing that makes sense is that nothing makes sense."
-Therussianbadger
The last one sword is called the mimicry its does not eat but slash
@yujovi3746 I know it called Mimicry it is from Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina
Um my mind said that it’s also from melon playground (that’s a mod and melon playground is a sandbox game)
A sword that is the most powerful in existence: 10000DMG
A tiny stick: 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000DMG
0:03 funfact its from that tall bridge is from tf2 and its taken from 2fort and idk why he only takes the bridge instead of other weapon
@@flamethrower1230 the bridge is a private server item in item asylum, it is from tf2 but it is in item asylum
@@Marx8679 yes
lasers are light
light is energy
energy has no mass
mass x speed = force
no mass = no force
in conclusion, the laser gun is only relying on the heat it produces to attack the target, getting hit with scissors would hurt alot more yknow
The scissors are from a game called Faith:the unholy trinity and the 8 bit sounds along with the "CHAOS REIGNS!" are from that game too. Not hating just making an observation kinda
A doorbell that EXPLODES!
0:48 zombies claws? I see no claws in his hand
0:03 tf2 model?
Scissors part is kinda possessed by an demon so thats kinda accurate
Cool video, but why do you have the grammar capability comparable to Bill Nye the Russian spy..?
@@JoenPernaska I'm Thai not Russian
0:06 isn’t that the 2fort bridge from tf2
Dunk is hard to hit so hard that when they hit you
YOU GET +CRITICAL DAMAGE
you get dunked on so hard
even your girlfriend leaves you
dunk does dmg based on height, from what I know (i was messing around with hoppa and dunk in a private server with a friend) the max dmg it can do is 300
0:17 ah yes, a tiny speck of light should do more damage than getting stabbed by two knives
it's not just any bridge it's the 2fort bridge
Its about damge its about logic
0:36 "Electrical Bullet"
No. That's clearly a Grand javelin.
2fort bridge my beloved
0:51 that actually seems realistic because zombies don’t even have claws
You dont understand. Its THE tufort bridge
0:17 blaster does 30 dmg no????
include this for next video of logic:
allusions thing vs nonexisty
(18.5 dmg) (25 dmg)
idk what to put here
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big sword that can probably cut you in half (allusions)
18.5 dmg
VS
literal air
25 dmg
@@gfoh7098 epic
Bro istg 😭
A golf driver gonna deflect the electric bullet💀
@@SafwanAhmedkhan-kd5fr no fucking way 💀
@@ThankSD60that is why he is a golf driver ☠️
Some weapons are TF2 or HL2 mentioned🔥🔥🔥
Screw axe we got FREEMAN'S CROWBAR
0:10 not just any crowbar, The crowbar from Dr Gordon Freeman himself 🙏
0:44 - have you ever heard of velocity my friend? dunk is fine
0:03 is that the fucking 2fort bridge from Team Fortress 2?
0:26 THE EUREKA EFFECT!!! engineer gaming lol
Random crits be like
Wrong wrench idiot, the one in the video is the stock wrench
A chainsaw that can tear someone in half
screaming into a mic:
Tbh the zombie one makes sense its just practically normal fists(and perhaps nails if you consider those)
0:01 you dont truly understand the power of da teufort bridge and the friendly heavies on it
0:03 becouse it's TF2's bridge, the Nuke isn't from Tf2 now Aint it?
"A" scissors !?!?
Genocide jack scissors
That sound reminds me of the 3 souls sound of ability wars or under tales Last breath or an egmatic encounter
Bud boutta get eaten by the parasites for saying that mimicry eats ppl...
The slam dunk can do from 65 to 300 depending on how high you are, there is a kit that consists of slam dunk, cloud in a jar and hoppa.
real life version
gun; 2000000000 damage
dads fart:99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 damage
Walnut get beat by pants sound relateble when you have pants to cover up wallnut to become your nutz
0:11 The real knife did not erase the world, it was the player's innate ability to do so
But Chara earse world + REAL KNIFE damage should be 99 DMG
@Dust_Sans-in-D-S Did you just come out of like a time portal in 2008 or something why are you still like this several years later
@@Joe-Ligma69 sorry, your comment is not recognized, please try again later
0:09 to crowbar is also used to kill monsters
0:07 I mean at the same time, that crowbar is from Half Life and it's also used to kill monsters
Mimicry doesn't eat people, it hits them so hard that every physical thing in their body explodes and only leaves a fine red mist.
ah so thats where the name came from (this is a joke so take this comment with a grain of salt)
0:21 makes sense if scissors are sharpened enough
"The knife that can erase worlds"
Chars did you lose your knife? It’s this one
Undertale
0:20 that's normal. Ever watched Scissors seven?
THIS VIDEO STINKS 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
@@potato_enjoyer5544 💀 🙏
The juice that makes your head explode!
Erm... Actually, it's not a horn, it's a vuvuzula 🤓☝
0:12 its chara knife from undertale
@@swidiyani1222 I know just a description I made up
Listen to the sound, people ain't deaf people ain't blind
“a scissors” are also used by the Chaos reign demon from Faith: The unholy trinity
New blood game enjoyers
Not the physical damage that matters, its the emotional and mental damage.
the EGO weapon that eats is Smile, the ego weapon on the vid u were talking abt creates red mist, literally.
It's like those Ridiculous pokemon stats I keep seeing
@@Toadey2012 ikr
Horn:-stats: makes people deaf
The golden knife can deal mental damage to the poor
CHAOS REIGNS!*8bit stabbing sound*
Btw chara knife damage isn't limited as its lv isn't limited to 20 unlike the real knife
0:08 Gordon freeman’s crowbar
it for balance purpose obviously, if u taking a laser ray on u, you will decompose right away
0:37 grand javelin is a mid mantra, only legion snipers use it
good for escaping tho
Me when the legion captain uses his 80th grand skewer on me for god knows what reason
fact: the "nuclear bomb" also instakills the user
Laser gun is food gun in dusty trip bruh😂
how to make these videos:
1. over exagerrate the first item shown to make it look strong
2. make the 2nd item name weak to make it look weaker
@@batterypacks Exactly!!!!!!
@@ThankSD60 yes
that bridge is a freakin tf2 model (maybe) so uhh pretty cool tbh
How did you record the video?
I record with mobizen. Trust me, it's terrible.
don’t forget: a gun does like 50 dps? And then we have a literal army of cats flying one-shotting if it is accurate enough
@@6ran1te read pin
You should’ve names the title *’item asylum logic’*
@@Admorii welp I've been doing it for 5-6 months now probably before anyone in Roblox Community so I named it Cursed Stats because it is inspired from Battle Cats Community
1:01
"You might be able to explode people. BUT I HAVE A GUN!"
Some make sense like lamp is very large
How are pants stronger than a walnut? 0:59 😂😂😂
when can true knife erase worlds? i dont remeber chara pull out a fucking tactical nuke
I’m dying trying to read this
0:25 erectin’ a dispenser!
I’m erecting to you brow🔥
Start building boy
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
All coob item: (80-150 dmg "i think?") Vs spy refrence (12.5 - 250)
A random poison cube (18.5) vs a slap of retro (35) A funkin moon from space (500) vs bobm but 1000× time bigger (250000000 "i think too?") A thing that laser red (17 dmg) vs spongebob house throwable (35 dmg)
Anchor that probably destroy your adddres (25 dmg) vs a painted sword that can kill monster (32.5 dmg)
Sharpy dart (8 dmg) vs knuckle samwitch (15 dmg) a light shooter "grand javellin" (35 dmg) vs 1 bullet sheriff gun (50 dmg)
I’ve never played this game bc it’s to hard for me but this vid got me rolling
0:56 Next time i dont gonna use wall-nuts in Pvz only pants to kill zombies lol
0:21 don’t underestimate the *SCISSOR* bcs he has extra Glory Kill + He had a Red Aura + He had a reference + he says something when you equip it + he is a *s c i s s o r*
Wait is that a postal reference?
@@bottomtext3063 no
@@bottomtext3063 it’s Faith Refrence
@@edaozcan9155 I’m confused how is it a faith reference?
@@bottomtext3063 Well at the glory kill cutscene with the scissor it says Chaos Reigns wich is a refrence from a game called FAITH (you should check it out)
LET'S DO THIS
1. bridg😎
2. crowbar... that also used to kill monsters.
3. i mean... it's gold
4. reign the chaos, do you hear me?
5. loud🤫🧏
6. key summons cool stuff
7. call me exparagus
8. WANNA SEE ME DUNK👺👺👺😈😈🦅🦅☑☑☑
9. yeah what did you expect
10. He will break you from ads by breaking you.
11. a gun
12. do not underestimate the power of a GOD!
0:30 world trigger reference??!!