hey i composed a song for you it goes like this You got wooshed You got wooshed, my good sir. It's a joke, Oh very satire. And you completely missed it.
...This is about as possible as... ... No, it's legit impossible. I have many ideas in mind for a BALANCED Hard mode. I don't have JSaB. I'm a sad boi.
Yah this is pretty unbalanced. I wasn't really trying to make a fun or even playable mod. This was really to test my modding skills and see what I can do. But I'm going to try to make a more balanced hard mode with the lycanthropy mod I doing after my winter break.
how to destroy other countries: 1. acquire a treadmill 2. use the treadmill 3. increase the treadmill speed every minute 4. keep running until you can run faster than the speed of sound/light 5. make a portal to just shapes and beats 6. distract all the pink enemies and make them follow you 7. go back to the portal 8. make sure the pink enemies are behind you 9. go runnin' really fast like a crazy person to other countries 10. the pink enemies will follow you and try to attack you but instead there attacking the ground 11. keep running until they destroy the country's land 12. try not to get killed when you are running 13. destroy any continent you want 14. since you can run faster than the speed of sound/light that means you can run on water so no need to worry about drowning 15. run to the pink enemies as fast as you can 16. since the friction is so great the enemies will be crushed to death 17. now there is only 1 country on earth EDIT:if this comments get 100 likes then there is another comment from me that will appear here
wrong here my method 1. buy a time machine and treadmill 2. put treadmill in time machine 3. run as faster speed of light 4. use time machine to open portal to JSaB 5. your time machine broke you stuck you die
Adding a bunch of random unnecessary obstacles that cover the whole screen isn't what I would classify as a "hard mode". This reminds me of the impossible Mario Rom hacks and rage games where the whole point was to be overly difficult . It also just kinda destroys the point of JSAB because alot of the new obstacles don't even match up with the rhythm or fit with the music. They just kinda fly everywhere with no rhyme or reason.
Yah I can see why you think that, there wasn't really that much I could change about the actual attacks due to the way ctm is set up. The most I could do is changing the size and maybe the speed of stuff and that's boring. So I just threw stuff together and hoped it worked. I'll probably stay to the theme of the levels I mod next. Thanks for the criticism!
This is named "Close to Me Super Duper Mega 99 Ultra Ultimate Hard Mode Which You Will Never S Rank." i need to get this mod and s++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ rank this
Close to me- hardcore mode : not *that* bad Close to me- hard mode: *Me, actually screaming at the sight of this absolute bullet hell fever dream of a level that I just witnessed*
Lycan and Cuda:"hhmmmmmmmmmmm *stares at cube* Lycan:"I has an idea" Cuda:* sigh * "Is this about Cube?" _Later....._ Close To Me:"wait-" *looks at attacks* "h o l ' u p"
Here's a hard mode that I think is fair: One spinner is faster. - Gear part has a moving border forcing you to approach the gear. - Saw part has twice as much saws and the tree lasers from New Game. - Claw part has borders forcing you to be under the saws until they fall. - Saw part 2 has faster friendliness pellets. (Flowey reference xD) - The end has super fast spinners you HAVE to dash through.
Annihilate: HAHA! I'M HARDER THAN ALL OF YOU! Lycanthropy: NO I AM HARDEST Long Live The New Fresh: why am i even here New Game: I'M HARDER THAN ALL OF YOU! Final Boss: I'M HARDER THAN ALL OF YOU!!! Barracuda: Bet you can't beat the illuminati Close To Me:
Remember Lycanthropy? This one is "If impossible and weird had a child" Also JSaB logic **gets touched slightly in the butt with a chainsaw** **becomes evil boi**
That's Close to me, barracuda, and annihilate, on steroids
•Hot_Cocoa• Lycrothapy sounds interesting.
No, the triangles is the thing that she/he touched. And the annihilate attacks are for the circle spikes.
And lycantrophy too
Indeed
All these projectiles are way too *CLOSE TO MEEEE.*
2:31 *EEEE*
(Hello undertale broda)
thats so good why does this not have more likes? lol
Beautiful pun my friend XD
xXGame ShadowXx :D
I remember you,I saw you in a comment section in another video a while ago
Try s ranking that.
Impossibru
Impossibrubrub where is 2.2
he already did
Meovvstic no he didn’t, he used a hack thats why he didn’t die
hey i composed a song for you
it goes like this
You got wooshed
You got wooshed, my good sir.
It's a joke, Oh very satire.
And you completely missed it.
2:49 "have a peanut"
*some woman just yelling EEEEEEEEEEEE*
I really hate that you just did this to me.
I always felt like it said that’s what she said but idk
Saber pulse is a He
more than eeeeeeeeee
This needs to be a sh*tpost.
*_FURIOUSLY GRABS CONTROLLER_*
WHERE DO I DOWNLOAD THIS
I made this mod for older versions of JS&B so it won't work for new version, I am currently making a version for v1.1
Naty cup
You should draw hard mode sad square!
Oh hi Naty, I like your SpeedPaints
Iggames
Close to me but projectiles literally have no idea what personal space is.
Lol
Lel
Lil
It's imposible mode
My life
That's not hard mode
That's annihilation mode
Spoopy
And or "Yer screwed mode"
Lunatic mode
If this was how the REAL Close To Me was like, then we’re all screwed.
Kazio
1:22 EXCUSE ME BARRACUDA,THIS IS NOT YOUR TIME TO SUMMON YOUR SNAKES
😂
Lol
ITS NOT EVEN UR BOSSFIGHT
1:33 Barracuda,this isn't the time to self destruct again
*now try to imagine cool friends in hard mode*
**plays "a cool friends" with no hit and no dash** I think this is what you mean... Also I broke 25 pcs, 45 monitors, 69 keyboards, 50 mouses.
How about...
Annihilate but Harder
Or everything at once.
oof
Well basically it is already on hard mode. It's literally sawblade hell.
TWICE THE SAWS
2:33 When you play superhexagon but bloody and the map is small
Bro i thought super hexagon was dead but it is not! and i still play it
@@Vareckes how the hell can an offline game die??
@@ponponpatapon9670 when not many people play it
If boss battles were like this the number of broken controllers would skyrocket
I agree 1000%
keyboards and monitors too
its over.
No in my TOUHOU server
agreed
This episode of Close to Me is sponsored by Barracuda.
I agree
Yes
Ik cuz of the falling triangles
(And annihilate)
Close To Me on steroids
On drugs
Well close, it's close to me on steroids AND cocaine
No put the video on 2x speed it's close to me but if sad boi had 10000 red bulls
OH NO AN ASTEROID!!!!
**mokey scream**
Yess
This is how many times the song said close to me
I
I
V
\/*
UwU
1 billion times mai gai
just do the letter v
⬇️
I imagine the corrupted cube going
"stay close to me, i just dare you."
whoever made this mod...
*_CALM DOWN SATAN_*
Me:666 666 666 666 666 *draws circle star thing*
*nothing happens*
Me: awww demonic rituals never work :(
Satan: nah fam I'm just invisible
😇😀😇😀
my name
AND HOW THE HECK DID I BECOME THE 69TH LIKE
...This is about as possible as...
...
No, it's legit impossible.
I have many ideas in mind for a BALANCED Hard mode. I don't have JSaB. I'm a sad boi.
I actually thought this was Morgan Lemons for a second
no its possible as mortal kombat
You can actually download it free bro
Lemonhead 15 its on sale
Yah this is pretty unbalanced. I wasn't really trying to make a fun or even playable mod. This was really to test my modding skills and see what I can do. But I'm going to try to make a more balanced hard mode with the lycanthropy mod I doing after my winter break.
*You may not pass this point at this time.*
*you must have "reaction time 1000" before you enter this boss fight.*
Lol
Iooooooooooooooooooooooooool
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.
But that doesn't mean that you shouldn't, either
Wut
Wtf?
oof
Oh now i get it
I understand you clearly my Good Sir lol.
JSAB Vs GD Ratings
JSAB: Hard
GD: Extreme Demon
ツPaperHeadBoi
Project Arrythmia: Yo am I a joke? My fannies made insane demon.
xXLRayXBayXxL so basically undertale is harder?
This:Death
xXLRayXBayXxL yes yes it is
JSAB is wrong,it should be..
EVERY HARD MODE MOD
how to destroy other countries:
1. acquire a treadmill
2. use the treadmill
3. increase the treadmill speed every minute
4. keep running until you can run faster than the speed of sound/light
5. make a portal to just shapes and beats
6. distract all the pink enemies and make them follow you
7. go back to the portal
8. make sure the pink enemies are behind you
9. go runnin' really fast like a crazy person to other countries
10. the pink enemies will follow you and try to attack you but instead there attacking the ground
11. keep running until they destroy the country's land
12. try not to get killed when you are running
13. destroy any continent you want
14. since you can run faster than the speed of sound/light that means you can run on water so no need to worry about drowning
15. run to the pink enemies as fast as you can
16. since the friction is so great the enemies will be crushed to death
17. now there is only 1 country on earth
EDIT:if this comments get 100 likes then there is another comment from me that will appear here
Or none left
Goodbye, Korea
XD ...
I opening the portal
wrong here my method
1. buy a time machine and treadmill
2. put treadmill in time machine
3. run as faster speed of light
4. use time machine to open portal to JSaB
5. your time machine broke you stuck you die
For number 4, that's how Saitama (from one punch man) got his REALLY FAST speed xD
OG Close to me: You can get a little closer
This: *TOO CLOSE! TOO CLOSE!*
I thought the original Close To Me was hard. But this yells...
YOU HAVE BEEN DESTROYED
WRONG SONG BOIIII
Well there's a mash up of this song and annihilate-
@@RRTSMPlayz Who cut you off? Are you dead? Were you shot? What happened?
@@SonicMaster519 am not dead-
Jevil: I CAN DO ANYTHING!
Me: then beat this level in JSAB
Jevil: I can almost do anything
No dash no hit
@@birb_2557 then its impossible
Congrats you just made bullet hell
But why is the grabby thing the same
I can't read bullet hell without thinking Terraria Calamity sorry
@@dogedark1255 no u
@@dogedark1255 no u; part 2
Ok ok ok
Wacths doki doki
nope there are doritos falling from the top on the second part
Merg: I CAN BEAT ANYTHING WITHOUT GETTING HIT
*this level gets uploaded*
Me: CAN YOU BEAT THIS HAHAHA >:)
Merg: yes I no hit crazy hard stuff
Me: ;-;
Merg: *dies 400,000 Times*
Jsab 2. Sad boi is corupted again and is the main vilan. You go on a quest to stop him and this is the final boss.
And then annihilate comes
That’d be an amazing sequel. I would pay for that!
I picked a random comment out of any TH-cam video and you were picked. Mission Accomplished?
Electron86 ... great idea
I want to be a game creator so maybe I’m going to use this idea
Electron86
That's just ridiculous.
Adding a bunch of random unnecessary obstacles that cover the whole screen isn't what I would classify as a "hard mode". This reminds me of the impossible Mario Rom hacks and rage games where the whole point was to be overly difficult . It also just kinda destroys the point of JSAB because alot of the new obstacles don't even match up with the rhythm or fit with the music. They just kinda fly everywhere with no rhyme or reason.
Yah I can see why you think that, there wasn't really that much I could change about the actual attacks due to the way ctm is set up. The most I could do is changing the size and maybe the speed of stuff and that's boring. So I just threw stuff together and hoped it worked. I'll probably stay to the theme of the levels I mod next. Thanks for the criticism!
R/Whoosh
doesnt matter honestly but k sure
This is named "Close to Me Super Duper Mega 99 Ultra Ultimate Hard Mode Which You Will Never S Rank."
i need to get this mod and s++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ rank this
More like silent close to me amirite fellow gd player
A name to make street fighter proud!
*beats 1st try on S* Me: Oh really?
@SuperCreeper2222 it's literally impossible to do without hacks
I swear to prick that made me choke on laughter
3:13 When you saw snakes and you follow them
close to me level but the attacks don't know what "keep your hands to yourself" means
Now it’s real xD
1:18 but that saw part is insane
not hard mode
*ITS IMPOSSIBLE MODE*
No, its *A* *N* *N* *I* *H* *I* *L* *A* *T* *I* *O* *N* *M* *O* *D* *E*
Its extreme mode
Its not a weeb
*ITS A MORONIC WEEB*
RIGHT
@@DirpyMaster05DA Ok
Well time to spend the rest of my years playing this until I get S rank.
That is......imposible.
Hard mode
custom made?!
More like Demon mode or expert!
Ps: loved it so cool to include all different attacks in game
Anyone else notice the attacks kind of force you to be close to the attacker? Following the lyrics and name of the song, “close to me”
that was the same in regular close to me
I’m playing the easy game of jsb not touhou LOL
+
What the hell
* I N S A N E M O D E. A C T I V A T E D*
square: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HELPP
I DARE YOU TO BEAT IT WITH THE MOUSE GUYS
got hit around 10 time. nice
died around 1:38 i suck
Guys let your pet mouse play it it can s rank it
i can but not S rank
*IMPOSSIBRU!!!!!*
YOU. HAVE. BEEN.
DES- (enters) I’m about to end this man’s whole career
This is not hard mode
*ITS FRIKIN INSANE MODE!!!*
those round pink stuff at the start was actually Cube's *tears* ...
Hardcore: allow me to introduce myself (again)
Hey, this is not hard mode, this is insane mode,
Although u killed my favorite level in JSAB, i still like your attempt on making it a class 10 boss level. good job man, you deserve it 👍
BREAKING NEWS: NUMBER OF BROKEN CONTROLLER SKYROCKETS TO 100%
Xddddd
Keyboards too
@@Kid_Cat64 But what if you were playing this JSaB mod on a laptop? You would break the entire laptop lol
I like how everyone is freaking out at the difficulty of this and im just like
touhou
Now do Long Live the New Fresh
no, Final Boss and the original remix of annihilate
Oh hey healion hee hee
(Its bloodhorn/God of procrastination from the jsab amino. I've deleted my account and uninstalled amino though.)
Boss: CLOSE TO MEEHHHHH
Me: im one step closer to death ;-;
2:31 eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
more like reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee3
Lololeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Hamsandwihc 1231 *EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
THE THREE SIXTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
This just made one of the hardest levels in JSAB harder.
you need to be a pro to beat this in 20 HP
i did this with my mouse and did it in 4 hits less than 6
You need 99999 iq to play this
Close to me- hardcore mode : not *that* bad
Close to me- hard mode: *Me, actually screaming at the sight of this absolute bullet hell fever dream of a level that I just witnessed*
Close to me, more like *ur scruwed*
Close to m-DEATH Lol
@@psykpathfficial6321 LOL
me am scruwed
Toxic.......i an u but ver. 2
Sweet Jesus this sucks
That's Chaos mode right there XD
Google: Did you mean "Touhou Lunatic Mode"?
"Lycan...th *i s a i n ' t t h e s h r o o m s . . . . "*
2:18 did it just say close to mommy? Am I the only one who noticed?
Nope. I just hear "close to me"
Shock Bolter dammit now im hearing that because of you ;n;
Lycan and Cuda:"hhmmmmmmmmmmm *stares at cube*
Lycan:"I has an idea"
Cuda:* sigh * "Is this about Cube?"
_Later....._
Close To Me:"wait-" *looks at attacks* "h o l ' u p"
Hey its easier than touhou right,?
Penta Anims r u srs
Well, I guess people who are masters at both JSaB and Touhou simultaneously could possibly S-Rank this entire mod.
small boi: WHY IS IT RAINING TRAINGLES
Cube guy: barfs and faints because of his pink diesase
you exceeded, and not just a little bit, some parts dont sync or look good
Agreed, cluttered and messy
Person: okay, how should we make Close To Me harder?
Laptic: I KNOW!!!
*SLAMS KEYBOARD OVER AND OVER*
Very unballenced and visually unappealing
this is LITERALLY what sans meant by "should be burning in hEcK."
So hard verry hard
Nobody:
Literally Nobody in the Universe:
Merg: Time for a No Hit.
2:51 "Have a peanut!"
*Literally doritos everywhere*
Game: Let's Go
Cyan, a smol square: I don't wanna
Random peep:why is cube take so long to get infect?
Me:cube's a caretaker, what do you expect?
Holy balls I would love to see someone play this legit
Boss: CLOSE TO MEEEEEEEEE
Me: *extremely grabs controler* i'm one spet closer to death ;-;
Cyan: Invincible
Projectiles: *Why care?*
Here's a hard mode that I think is fair: One spinner is faster. - Gear part has a moving border forcing you to approach the gear. - Saw part has twice as much saws and the tree lasers from New Game. - Claw part has borders forcing you to be under the saws until they fall. - Saw part 2 has faster friendliness pellets. (Flowey reference xD) - The end has super fast spinners you HAVE to dash through.
Annihilate: HAHA! I'M HARDER THAN ALL OF YOU!
Lycanthropy: NO I AM HARDEST
Long Live The New Fresh: why am i even here
New Game: I'M HARDER THAN ALL OF YOU!
Final Boss: I'M HARDER THAN ALL OF YOU!!!
Barracuda: Bet you can't beat the illuminati
Close To Me:
Remember Lycanthropy?
This one is
"If impossible and weird had a child"
Also JSaB logic
**gets touched slightly in the butt with a chainsaw**
**becomes evil boi**
Laptic: *gets hit before the fight even starts*
Me, who gets killed before the song even starts: am i a joke to you?
Me: bluey why you die
Blues Friend: AAAA WELL HELLO THERE!!!!!!
VIDEO CHAT TIME!!!
when you bored and made a clusterfuck of explosion and out of time atacks althought be like well is beautiful
normal close to me: 1 step behind
hard mode close to me: S O C I A L D I S T A N C I N G
Corrupt Big Cube: You Had Been Destroyed
Cyan: *takes out inf hp and hard mode and puts them on*
Cyan: Its Big Brain Time
Finnaly a man agrees with me that hardcore is about the same as the original levels
Regular mode: close to me
Hardcore mode: close to me
This mode: FAR FROM ME
Merg : *No fear*
Video : exists
Merg : *1 fear*
I laughed way too hard at the random explosion of barracuda snakes from the sawblade attack
all i hear is someone screaming close to me (lenny)
Whoever can S rank THIS is basically a god.
Those saws in close to me are literally insane
difficulty: demonic
that's harder than the entre hardcore mode
Matheus Fazzion: comented
Me: you again
Just one of this kind of boss battle can skyrocket the rage meter AND make Story Mode legitimately impossible to complete.
This has to be 10/10 hardmode.if im playing this i already dead
You: LORD WHY DID I DO THIS Me: This is what happens when you get bored 2 weeks at a time!
Me: hey merg
Merg: yeah viewer
Me : can you no hit this?
Also me : *shows video*
Merg: ez
Also merg: WHAT IS THIS!?!?!
*WHEN IMMPOSIBLE IS NOT ENOUGH*
This is easier than that, you know.
The saw attack was INSANELY CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!
1:56 I thought the saw part was impossible at first but then you showed the secret safe spot.
When Sadboi eats too much doritos
1:22 I think this is in sane mode
player: yes, that's me. You might be wondering how I got here