**In a serious situation** "Ma'am? Ma'am? Can u tell me what's ur name??" "Its Jace... I forgot my last name at home, can I have urs?" *"She's disoriented"*
Cal you’re the finest person I’ve ever-idk I’ve never seen you but just hearing ur voice is enough to make me think you’re the finest man. I’m new here and I just saw the issue and I’m hoping you’re doing alright Cal!! we miss u
yall his audios are connected to each other 😭😭😭 that's pretty cool. i think this one's connected to "laboratory mishap" and "quite the ride" though some of the other audios r pretty confusing and idk what their connection is but im sure they're all connected like one story but he's playing all the characters !!!
A giant list of puns What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta. I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy. Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable. Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long! I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying. What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time. How do you organize an outer space party? You planet. I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel. Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market. I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems. My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well. Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed. How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram. What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web. Atheism is a non-prophet organisation. There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.
i cant get over this episode bro the sound effect is GIVINGGGGG like the transition between ambulance siren and the hospital sounds (idk what its called) GAHHHHHHH WHAT A MOVIE
Have you heard of a video game called Twin Mirror? The VA who voiced the main character, Graham Hamilton, sounds kinda like Cal...at least imo. I couldn't stop thinking about Cal throughout the entire game lol either I've been listening to his audio way too much that I've gone slightly mad or I simply like his voice just enough that whenever I listen to other guys' voices I always compare them to Cal's and try to find similarities heheh anyways, it's a decent game, I recommend checking it out (:
After having like the worst mental breakdown in my life, this actually cheered me up. Love you cal🤍🤍 it’s 5am so I should probably try to get sleep but I probably won’t 🙃
Good, I was waiting for this one to come back because I had a question!: In Quite A Ride, California mentioned that Substance C can blow half a street away. So, Cal... was it Substance C that caused this explosion? 🤔
@@juliacasy8209 Oh, I've listened to each of his audios, and trust me, literally everything IS connected! For one example: remember "The Days Are Long, The Days Are Hard"? Jacob, the pizza driver, makes a reappearance as one of Cal's crew in "Quite the Ride"!
@@charliebrown2531 Yes, you're right! I think that the train you hear in this video is the same one that "I Got A Question" takes place on, so that's another connection! And Cal's crew (including Jacob) from "Quite A Ride" tries to break into the lab from "A Laboratory Mishap", which connects those together, as well as to "The Days Are Long, The Days Are Hard". I feel like I need to write all of this down to make sure I get all of the connections 😂
this man is the finest human being i know and i never even saw him
YUP☝🏻😌
Ikr 😌
Exactly
Mhmm😏
Periodt
I need to stop falling for people just bc of their voices. this should’ve stopped at CORPSE 😐😐
auralescent, boyfriend audio, cardlin....and more, the ✨addiction✨ to voices
deedabru YES
@@redjupiter7188 yesssssuhhhhhhh😩
It’s auralescent for me
For real I-
ITS VERY HARD TO BELIEVE A MAN LIKE CAL EXISTS
FRRR
OMG FR- 😃🙌
FRRRRR
Frrr
*I can’t talk right now I’m doing hot girl sh*t*
Not me acting and responding back🙉
Girl I do that too-
Same lmfaoaoao
Girlllll
Not me making out with my pillow🥴
JAJAAJH Sameee 😂🤣
**In a serious situation**
"Ma'am? Ma'am? Can u tell me what's ur name??"
"Its Jace... I forgot my last name at home, can I have urs?"
*"She's disoriented"*
SMOOTH
HAHAHAHHAHHAH
Oh plsss 😭😭😭
If he's an actor I sure he will be famous in no time bc the talent he got is special
FR 🙌 i jist love cal hes so talented and his voice- i hate the fact he got canceled
FR.
i just know he spicy white
Indeed😌
FR like I'm black but fuck.
I love white men😩
@@patienceeekawuma285 SAME
He's not white...
I actually think he’s Asian!
R.I.P Alex he was a good soul
✊🏽😔
@@cloudyandgrayy2571 ???
@@cloudyandgrayy2571 ok?
TH-cam: professor cal...
Me: say less 🏃♀️💨
Cal being vulnerable>>>>
i JUST KNOW that he looks fine asf irl.
We don’t know how but we’re sure 🤝🏻
The "I can't see shit" caught me off guard 😭
This man made a whole movie 🍿 🎥
Cal you’re the finest person I’ve ever-idk I’ve never seen you but just hearing ur voice is enough to make me think you’re the finest man. I’m new here and I just saw the issue and I’m hoping you’re doing alright Cal!! we miss u
idk but i miss him
@@julie-zg6ob Please, is this his real channel? And what kind of trouble are hi in?
That voice from tiktok
THERE HE IS, THATS MY FAVORITE CAL!"
AHEM I was ur 69th like ❤
THIS MAN JUST MADE ME DOWNLOAD REDDIT...and I do not regret a single thing abt it.
C-Cal, I think it's not just my home that in fire, but-
Uhhh
Why are you stuttering
@@I1luvyou 💀
"Choke yourself"
excuse me.
DIDNT YOU SAVE ME FROM A FIRE WHERE I ALMOST CHOKED TO DEATH AND NOW YOU-
🤣
It's the circle of life hahahah
Ironic, isn't it?
THE EXPLOSION MADE ME JUMP HELPP 😭😭‼️
Theres a EXPLOSION???!???!!!
why is he so good with those sounds
AYO CAL IS FR FR FEEDING US IM SO THANKFUL😁
Yooooo, the effects left me shocked, I don't usually listen to this kind of audios but what a wonderful thing, congratulations, Cal.
Same, his work is sooo professional
These have been making my days so much better.
cal you need to know how much you mean to the single ladies 😭🤚
He really need to know 😭😩
Most finest man dosent exi-
Me : CAL OMG SO FINEEEEE
yall his audios are connected to each other 😭😭😭 that's pretty cool. i think this one's connected to "laboratory mishap" and "quite the ride" though some of the other audios r pretty confusing and idk what their connection is but im sure they're all connected like one story but he's playing all the characters !!!
"A Lakeside Evening" and "I got a question" are connected to each other too
@@ilovedoritos323 yesss I figured too
I think it is relating to Stick Around, too. With the loss of his friend.
Cal: so ma'am where you from?
Me: ukraine
Cal: hows it like when you were younger?
Me: peaceful
Nooo, I feel guilty for laughing
@@Guxdaaasame damn
I listened to this one like 10 times already
Im not even bored of it
THE ENDING ON THE FULL VERSION, OMG MY HEARTS RUNNING IN CIRCLES 🏃🏽♀️
GIRL-
GUYS... HES BACK.. HE POSTED, I CRIED WHEN HE POSTED 😭🥰
Everyone else : “this person is so hot”
Me : *minding my own business messing with a plushy instead of paying attention*
the fuck
No cus these are actually so realistic wtf. CAL SIR??? HOW ARE U SO GOOD WITH THIS???
A giant list of puns
What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.
I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.
Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.
Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.
What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.
How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.
I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.
Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.
I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.
My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.
How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.
What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.
Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.
There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.
Girl, the way I actually crackled at all of these🤣🤣🤣🤣
girl goodbye- i was cackling like a witch
I'm mad I actually was dying for the spider one😂
These are really good puns
Okay i love Cal but dad jokes are the best thank you so much lmao i feel less lonely now
"Alex take the lead I can't see shit" had me-
Aah, the first one i ever listened to. Plunged me down the rabbit hole thats for sure 😅 the sound mix is perfect in this one. Just perfect
Cal always puts so much effort on each video;-;
Hey cal! Thank you for this, it’s been a very stressful week. I hope you’re taking care of yourself ❤️.
His voice in this makes me want to scream. 😻😻
imagine being in a class and accidentaly skipping to 1:55
Hahahahah I KNEW this was the moment you were talking about before I even clicked 1:55 😂😂
It sounds legit as a movie
AHHHH THIS ONES ONE OF MY FAVORITES BUT I CANT WATCH IT RN IM EXCITED THO 😭😭😭
Oh you spoil us, Cal! 🥰☺️
Dude....I talked back.. like we really met.. your voice is so nice and soft❤❤
This miniseries *has* 👏to 👏keep on going!
And OMG smash that 4th wall more, Cal. Please.
Anyone concerned with alex?
Me
Welp there aint no more heat in this audio besides the fire-
pack it up gamer boy 🥱
jpp ilyy
@@alora3183 bouta say..but ily too ig...😓
KENMA?
@@val-kn6uy nahh wrong person...
Im newww cuz i've been seeing everyone searching for ur asmr and it was so awesome i love it!❤️keep it upp
YO FIREFIGHTER CAL.... good lordt
"How is life now?" uhmm..My house just burnt down now im homeless so kinda shit lol
Listening to this with headphones sounds so realistic.
i cant get over this episode bro the sound effect is GIVINGGGGG like the transition between ambulance siren and the hospital sounds (idk what its called) GAHHHHHHH WHAT A MOVIE
*tries to listen to this while doing homework*
-end up acting out the audio-
I DONT EVEN CARE ABT THE HOT PART THE PRODUCTION OF IT IS SO GOOOOD
1:55 I had my volume all the way up........thx cal
Well looks like studying for my finals can wait 🤷🏽♀️
“alex take the lead i can’t see shit”
me: *PISSING MY PANTS* 😭😭
THAT FR SCARED THE Crap OUT OF ME BC MY NSE IS ALEX N I WAS LIKE TF U WANT😩
OMG 2 MINUTES AGO, I’m blessed to be this early, when cal posts I AM SUMMONED 😭😫🥰😙💅
bang chan is bae so is felix
HE’S BACK LADIESSSS
His voice is so smooth 😫
PLEASE OMG, HE REMINDS ME OF SANGWOO FOR SOME REASON AND ITS NOT LEAVING MY BRAIN✋✋!!1!1!!11! EVERYTIME I READ IT IT JUST REMIND ME OF CAL WJSIWJSLS
Have you heard of a video game called Twin Mirror? The VA who voiced the main character, Graham Hamilton, sounds kinda like Cal...at least imo. I couldn't stop thinking about Cal throughout the entire game lol either I've been listening to his audio way too much that I've gone slightly mad or I simply like his voice just enough that whenever I listen to other guys' voices I always compare them to Cal's and try to find similarities heheh anyways, it's a decent game, I recommend checking it out (:
Dear Cal, we've missed you.. I hope you're doin' ok.
Loves...
Does he know how his voice affects us 🧏🏽♀️
I ALMOST DROPPED MY BROTHER SEEING THIS OMG-
make it make sense🙄🙄
LORD someone get the baby from bella.
@@lope1258 ITS FINE ITS FINE DW UJFKHGKUFGHR
@@lope1258 lmoa fr🤣🤣
I CAME AS FAST AS I COULD
thats what she said ;)))
yt - “prof-“
me : 🏃🏼♀️
HE HAS VEINY HANDS AND WEARS A BUTTON DOWN LONG SLEEVED SHIRT
THATS WHAT I'M SAYING
i need to see him I can’t nomore
that explosion to hospital sound is just pure genius
"Move ur ass" okay. Anything 4u.
please, tell me the time he said it
I don't want a boyfriend like Cal, I want Cal 😿.
anyways stan beomgyu
When he curses 😭😭🤏🏻
Whattt he’s so good at acting brooo
I'm having a mini panic attack because he didn't post yesterday... I thought he was doing a 12 days of Christmas thing 😫
can you make a drunk listener one 🥺
HIS VOICE BROOOO
You deserve the world ❤️
MY MAN GOT CANCELLED ☠️
Not me having a literally mini panic attack because ✨ACTING✨
How have I never listened to this one?!?!
When I saw the notification “YT YOU BETTA NOT BE PLAYING WITH ME!!!!”
Title:A LITTLE HEAT
Me:well its sounds different here 😃
I listened to the full version of this literally a few hours ago no I didn’t omg a new audio 🥴🥴🤡😍🤤
The full version???? Where?
@@laliarinciotta8764 description
Omg the full audio on soundgasm its...y'all just gotta listen to it-
Thank you Cal!! You're the best
Love ya babes now cheers for the freaking weekend...
anyone from 2023 -,- ?
hey
bro
Fuck, you're so good at this ❤
I’m literally so sad- I just got the notification for this video, it’s December 21st. He posted this December 18th....that’s my birthday....
noooo dude😭 “what’s your name?” “oh yaknow same as your coworker friend who died in the fire 😏”
💀💀💀
CAL OMGGG I THOUGHT YOU WERE DED MAN DONT SCARE ME (Overall that was nice)
"how was it when you were younger?"
*Can't remember childhood*
Your guess is as good as mine tho i do seem to be told a lot that i was sassy
OH NO ALEX
THE EXPLOSION GOT ME UP :[
I was listening to this infront of my whole family with a straight face
not me laughing at Alex exploding....
After having like the worst mental breakdown in my life, this actually cheered me up. Love you cal🤍🤍 it’s 5am so I should probably try to get sleep but I probably won’t 🙃
Good, I was waiting for this one to come back because I had a question!: In Quite A Ride, California mentioned that Substance C can blow half a street away. So, Cal... was it Substance C that caused this explosion? 🤔
People are theorizing that there’s a Cal-iverse and everything is connected. Now I’m invested 😖
@@juliacasy8209 Oh, I've listened to each of his audios, and trust me, literally everything IS connected! For one example: remember "The Days Are Long, The Days Are Hard"? Jacob, the pizza driver, makes a reappearance as one of Cal's crew in "Quite the Ride"!
“I got a question” and “a lakeside evening” are both connected as well
@@charliebrown2531 Yes, you're right! I think that the train you hear in this video is the same one that "I Got A Question" takes place on, so that's another connection! And Cal's crew (including Jacob) from "Quite A Ride" tries to break into the lab from "A Laboratory Mishap", which connects those together, as well as to "The Days Are Long, The Days Are Hard". I feel like I need to write all of this down to make sure I get all of the connections 😂
@@charliebrown2531 the Cal’s in those two are the same person. He refers to his best friend from Lakeside in “I’ve Got a Question” 🥺🥺
This was the best one he did honestly
WHERE ARE YOU AT COME BACKKKKKK *slides down the wall crying and throwing up*
He’s backkkk