Fun German Fact: The Commodore VIC-20 home computer (circa 1980's) was renamed in Germany, because 'VIC' was too close to "fik" (f-ck) in German, and startled Germans, thinking it was called the F--k-20".
6:36 - Here in SW Pa, it's a toss-up. Some of it is bright LED's. (Note: Properly installed, aimed, and correct LED's for the fixture are not bad. It's the cheap crap and bad installs that blinds TF out of you.) But most of the time it IS their brights. They can find the lever to turn them on, but when I'm coming toward them it's like they forget the damn thing exists. So I let mine rip! (Sliverstar High Output) - Typical SW PA driver's brain: *their texting/twattering is rudely interrupted by my high beams flashing. "Durr Hurr, Sdillrz. Whut yunts yagovs is s'posed ta do nat? footbah! go sdillrz. NAT! Why yunts flashy me nat? Sdillrz!" *resumes texting/twattering. "Duh yunts sdillrz nat." It's either that, or they're running in low light or totally dark WITHOUT ANY lights on at all! Then the football-brained yuntser assholes want to honk at me for almost pulling out in front of them. Like turn on your f--king lights, you leather-egg worshiping dork! Luckily I can see their faces illuminated by the always present cellphone text-screen light. (Note: I don't know what TF a "yunts" is. I think it's the PA mating call or some shit. They all make that sound randomly when talking. Especially when referring to others) 12:27 - PA Drivers in another nutshell! If they're not trying to occupy the exact same patch of road, at the exact moment in time as you are, they are slamming on the brakes for dumb shit like holes in mountains that haven't ever moved. (tunnels) or the slightest imperceptible curve or elevation change or the random leaf. "ISSA LEAF YUNTS!!!" *mashes brake "go yunts sdillrz nat!" Iss duh tunnel to foobah tahhn gonna move tuhday yunts? sdillers. I bee'r slow way daahhn. so's I not gonna hit it yunts sdillers nat. Better text Robert nat so he knows to not run into duh maahntahhn" Can you tell that I have to drive among these morons every day, and that I have had it with their non-driving skilled, inconsiderate, rude, self-important, football worshiping, Steeler-brained, weird noise making (yunts, nat, yagov, dahhntahhn, etc) asses?
@@markh.6687 ah, there is a difference between sexual and romantic attraction. One can be asexual, but still have romantic feelings. Not all relationships beed sex to be stable.
@@Cheeto_Puffii Thank you for explaining this point. But I still find it funny to see asexuals on sex sites. I mean, they could run ads other places.... :)
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7:37 the script writers: skeleton at the bottom of the ocean.
6:00 that just explained New Yorkers and their politics.
6:05 yep sounds about ri.. WAIT WTF! HOL"UP!
14:20 hit me right in the "Facts, it's just facts.meme"
2:23 Plot twist: The cat's showing off his collection of protein-rich food with his bro.
15:00
we like dolphins because they remind us of ourselves
1:53 I am not alone
3:38 sauce
Loving the Featured Dankness!!
2:55
funniest shit i've seen today
Day 4 of asking memellion to do a face reveal at dank memes v1000
Day 1 of commenting on this comment
Day 2 of commenting this comment
Day 1 of adding my voice to this comment
Conspiracy theory:
Is 3:05 the face reveal?
Keep it up
4:28 "wir suchen dich" is German and
means in English : "we are looking for you"
danke
So they went from kinky to creepy in a single translation.
Fun German Fact: The Commodore VIC-20 home computer (circa 1980's) was renamed in Germany, because 'VIC' was too close to "fik" (f-ck) in German, and startled Germans, thinking it was called the F--k-20".
if they just had flex tape on the Titanic no one would have died
4:22 I mean yes but, even worse, when translated,
it becomes, "WE ARE LOOKING FOR YOU"
Feeling the not returning to work after lunch break as I sit here doing exactly that at work, but damn gotta pay bills.
Lol 12:11 I’m a millennial I don’t even think for second of applying for a job without the salary.
9:26 being a kid with these issues
#dankness
My friend crying beside of me because his hamster is dead :
Me *an introvert and don't know what to do* : You want to play 8 ball ? :)
0:06
The ladder every boy want to be in its place also Anime couples meeting eachother be like:
#dankness
Guy: "I'm sorry that i ruined your Black Panther Party".
Everyone at the Black Panther Red Carpet movie premier: 😳
1:12 youtube recommended me a chainsaw beheading video because i looked up the band 'Death' 😭
"Time to find a new gym" lmao!
12:07 because I want to know how much I will get paid
15:27 that awkward moment when the person who made that meme considers themselves the 99% but is almost certainly the 1%
Welcome early gang.
Hello there
Jit
6:34 well. In these 2 situation where different reasons.
#dankness
Me: *on the verge of a mental breakdown*
That one unexpected event: the day has come.
0:20: Why does she look like a genderbent Josh Hutcherson?
3:07
Hehe 127
14:18 get a cat there problem solved
Hey early gang!
6:36 - Here in SW Pa, it's a toss-up. Some of it is bright LED's. (Note: Properly installed, aimed, and correct LED's for the fixture are not bad. It's the cheap crap and bad installs that blinds TF out of you.) But most of the time it IS their brights. They can find the lever to turn them on, but when I'm coming toward them it's like they forget the damn thing exists. So I let mine rip! (Sliverstar High Output)
- Typical SW PA driver's brain: *their texting/twattering is rudely interrupted by my high beams flashing. "Durr Hurr, Sdillrz. Whut yunts yagovs is s'posed ta do nat? footbah! go sdillrz. NAT! Why yunts flashy me nat? Sdillrz!" *resumes texting/twattering. "Duh yunts sdillrz nat."
It's either that, or they're running in low light or totally dark WITHOUT ANY lights on at all! Then the football-brained yuntser assholes want to honk at me for almost pulling out in front of them. Like turn on your f--king lights, you leather-egg worshiping dork! Luckily I can see their faces illuminated by the always present cellphone text-screen light. (Note: I don't know what TF a "yunts" is. I think it's the PA mating call or some shit. They all make that sound randomly when talking. Especially when referring to others)
12:27 - PA Drivers in another nutshell! If they're not trying to occupy the exact same patch of road, at the exact moment in time as you are, they are slamming on the brakes for dumb shit like holes in mountains that haven't ever moved. (tunnels) or the slightest imperceptible curve or elevation change or the random leaf. "ISSA LEAF YUNTS!!!" *mashes brake "go yunts sdillrz nat!" Iss duh tunnel to foobah tahhn gonna move tuhday yunts? sdillers. I bee'r slow way daahhn. so's I not gonna hit it yunts sdillers nat. Better text Robert nat so he knows to not run into duh maahntahhn"
Can you tell that I have to drive among these morons every day, and that I have had it with their non-driving skilled, inconsiderate, rude, self-important, football worshiping, Steeler-brained, weird noise making (yunts, nat, yagov, dahhntahhn, etc) asses?
3:23 Watch it burn to the ground and claim it's because of racist reviewers, and not because the show is trash (eg.Velma).....
hello
Well, ... shit.
#dankness
i just wish they would have a featured comment that made sense to the theme of the video
8:27 10:33 14:02
Sorry, but first
Nope ur second
@@SabrinaLovesAnimals no
hey
Hello world
heyyy
How do people even laugh at this
7:10 as an asexual, i will never have shrex.
What's funny is I see people on certain adult sites stating they are 'asexual' and seeking a partner!
@@markh.6687 ah, there is a difference between sexual and romantic attraction. One can be asexual, but still have romantic feelings. Not all relationships beed sex to be stable.
@@Cheeto_Puffii Thank you for explaining this point. But I still find it funny to see asexuals on sex sites. I mean, they could run ads other places.... :)
@@markh.6687 yea i wrote smut once but deleted that shit immediately
Sup guys
e first?
Ehm.. 🥲
I never knew my real latter