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A room of hit men somewhere: “Ace, check it out, this is totally you”
James Skinner then that roommate watches the video and snaps the guys neck saying "Whew My Cover was nearly Blown."
Ace just read your comment
HAHA ace read this comment 🤣
So im rewatching this video and wondering how to like a comment twice
Why you do me like that
*doesn't have a round in the chamber*
*attaches flashlight*
Galaxy brain
Nono he's upgrading the gun to unlock the ammo generator perk
"have you tried cycling the bolt?"
"nah, I just put a rubixs cube on the scope"
Its not called chamber its magazine
@@inconcluseveitytiy339 the chamber is where the round sits before the firing pin goes forward
Is it just me or does Zac actually make a pretty decent hitman? Like, visually, he looked good in character.
With a giant attention drawing face scar that anyone could recognize and police could easily identify? Sure.
he did. he looked good.
Someone is upset they wouldn't look good as a hitman 😅
@@ginostern3611 no ones upset though?- they just said they think he looks like a good hitman
@@astrinomica I think he was intending to respond to sir distic ^^
As a hitman, I can confirm this is my worst nightmare
Shit you beet me to it
Where can i hire you?
I doubt it
@@StyrozCutter wooosh
Wrong! Our worst nightmare is a gun law like in the USA in the whole world. The ECKU (european contract killer union) have big problems with the AHU (american hitman union), because they want to steal our european jobs. Sadly, Americans don't hire trained AHU personnel, but prefer to kill on their own. This is why many professional American contract killers live in poverty and can hardly feed their families. Nevertheless, they should not flood our labour market with their cheap labour.
That's Bullshit.
The Rubik's Cube goes under the rifle.
Fuck these libtards knowing nothing about guns smh >:((((
THIS IS HITMAN 101 FOR FUCK'S SAKE
What does a civilian need an under-slung Rubik's Cube for? They should be banned.
he killed his target... did you not read the statement at the bottom of the pic?
***** True Facts
The scar makes him professional
Nah he just fell down a flight off stairs
The scar is there because it was his last time trying kill somebody with a sniper from inside the same room
His look is based on Duke Togo, from the hitman anime called Golgo 13.
I think this is a hitman's second-worst nightmare, after being assigned Where's Waldo
no its not cause you would had to find waldo just once not a milion times
@@viruseptvirusept5578 okay, let's combine the two lol
47, you are assigned a mission to assassinate waldo. He is a ghost target and you need to find him.
@@gdpanzer7333 Not good lie that would be a pretty funny Hitman mission.
😂😂😂
Guy is 10ft away and pulls out his sniper
A true professional
Still misses
@@foundryiron He didn't miss. He was supposed to kill anyone who talked to the guy in the pic.
@@adriansrealm he didn't know though, he still had to pull out his picture and resd the bottom
For the achievement obviously.
Iron Foundry Mapping actually when he shot,
the victim stood up and went away
I like how the writers are the ones who do the skits
This is generally how most successful sketch performance groups are, right back to Monty Python.
And far back to Charlie Chaplin.
Kaiserinmeli
Pretty much as long as there's been comedy, really.
If you want something to be done good, do it youself. Also no need to pay actors.
+BlazingAzureCrow your arms are gone!
no there not
Well what's that then!
If Ikea made a sniper rifle.
Sorry to be a grammar nazi but ikea don't make shit they just sell you the parts
@@juanlilg he's right though
@@juanlilg he's just correcting him
GD Veneno
He didn’t do anything and he was right, he said “Sorry” too. How is that being an asshole?
Swedish sniper
Suddenly I realize the "Make Some Noise" prompt that Josh got for "Overcomplicated Sniper Rifle" was potentially a callback reference to Zac doing this sketch lol
exactly my thoughts
Yeah that was pretty good
opens video "Welcome to complicated sniper riffle tutorials" I died laughing at that part lol
Rifle*
@@Aaronkbrown1125 piffle*
Rifle
Then how did you type this?
R I F F L E
I thought every Hitman's nightmare was falling in love with their target.
I thought the worst nightmare is going for the target but finding out you were the target the whole time
So reverse Stockholm syndrome
@@aidenquach9038 It's an actual thing, i don't remember its name tho lol
Aiden Quach lima syndrome
Or being assigned to kill a loved one
That's why I gave up on guns and started using the ancient art of throwing bricks in the face.
this comment actually made me laugh really hard XD
I focused on the ancient art of asbestos to the mouth
I've never used that attachment before, what does that do?
Or bashing someone with a rock.
Thumbs up because of the original Max Payne profile picture.
When it said “Worst Nightmare” I wasn’t expecting it to literally play out like a bad dream
Contract complete. Nice work 47
Hitman reference (the game) cool
@@quaintguy9700 How to play hitman:
Step 1: get a sniper rifle
Step2: get within 5 cm of your target
Step3: shove your whole sniper rifle up their ****** and pull the trigger.
Step4: RUN!!!
As a hitman, I can totally relate to this.
can i hire you ? and I have to pay you in virtual cookies
Do you accept dogecoin? xD
Same.
Man, FBI, CIA and about thirty other secret branches of the U.S government is gonna kick down your door aaaany minute now.
+Dan Slash yeah a good old school bowl of alphabet soup
I had to watch this twice to realize it was the *gun* not the *target* that was his worst nightmare
we all have our bad days.
i have watched this video MULTIPLE TIMES over the years and always just thought it wasn't one of their best because it made no sense and it wasnt till i clicked it today that i finally figured that out. good gods i am a moron.
@@lavenderwalrus9875 From the thumbnail I got the impression it was the target, which I kept until the chamber was empty.
First impressions are powerful though.
I dunno.. I still think it could be the target.
The man's instruction is to kill anyone that talks to him and the guy goes around super happy to talk about his situation, meaning a lot of kills.
The gun was also a difficult opponent.
Are all of you retarded
"gunshot heard"
20 people you had no idea were near "PUT YOUR HANDS UP, NO SUDDEN MOVES" Compromised.
The part where he starts watching a tutorial while drinking coffee has me ROFLing for a whole minute.
Twins are the real nightmare for any hitman.
Elis
Not really. Just takes an extra bullet ;)
Elis what if one twin was the target, but the other was a good friend of yours
He means if one you were supposed to kill and the other you were specifically not supposed to kill that would suck
No doppelgangers. Especially, if they're gangbangers.
win win?
I've always hated that model. The rubix cube doesn't have the magnetic hover attachment like in the newer line, so the calibration's way off. And the laser pointer reflects in your eyes. But most annoyingly, it has this weird bug where it sometimes doesn't fire when you pull the trigger.
LUL
Nice novel
I didn’t get the Lego with it
It’s so easy to lose pieces
I’m a bit late but they just released a new model, they still haven’t fixed the rubix cube problem but they made special sunglasses to block out the laser. I don’t understand why they didn’t just fix the laser but they said something with “the calibration would be off if we fixed the laser pointer”. As if it wasn’t off already. They honestly remind me of apple. Fixing smaller details and ignoring the big ones for every new release.
Anyone else watching this only after seeing the worlds most intricate sniper rifle bit from "Make Some Noise / Game Changer"?
I was looking at him the entire time like "Why hasn't he properly installed his legos yet?", what a bad hitman
IKEA makes guns?
Ikea makes everything. Even babies...
ucreategames no when a mommy and daddy love eachother VERRY much, they go see a wizard and he uses a spell to plant baby seeds in the mommys tummy. after a REALLY long time the seeds grow and mommy goes to the hospital to meet the wizard so he can teleport the baby out of the momys tummy
+Ethan Miller I knew it! Now, it's time to kill my family.
LOL~ that's funny! Gotta use that one day!
ucreategames start with the oldest and work your way down. worst case cenario the youngest survives and trains his whole life to defeat you.
a hit man's worst nightmare is watching his target throughout the day seeing him give 100$ to a homeless guy, see him go to goodwill and give them a bunch of clothes,see him go home as a single father to a small apartment to his 6 year old daughter and then trying to find the will to kill him afterwards
Jesus christ, its Jason Bourne
Now I question my sanity
I felt nothing then touch the child before killing the target
A hit man feels nothing
If anything that would make me want to kill him more...
They said I could be what I wanted...
*_I Chose To Be A Meme_*
I never saw you on the internet so I guess it wasn't that funny
When they asked me what I wanted to be when I grow up, I said I wanted to be a mancubus. No I'm just kidding I was already grown up when doom came out. But I wish I was a little younger so I could make that joke honestly.
"okay, welcome to the complicated sniper rifle tutorial" lool couldnt stop laughing
Excellent work 47. The money has been wired to your account.
Zack Mck He'll certainly go on to live... a colourful life.
Damien Fox
No, he succeeded.
"Kill everyone who talks to this idiot"
Yeah he failed
Nick Julian Ermita
Clarify.
Thomas, they didn't bother to pay attention to the video is all.
Pff a real Hitman uses an explosive rubber duck!
True, but a rifle gives you way more accuracy.
holy crap
+CollegeHumor you can't miss when the explosive destroys everything.
+CollegeHumor so the legends are true
+CollegeHumor Everyone is gonna be " WOW YOU REPLIED OMFG THIS IS AWESOME"
Can we take into account that Grant basically moved faster than a bullet 😂
The speed with which Grant was moving during the shot of the bullet was absolutely insane.
*Budget Keanu Reeves!?*
Kylo Ren
Chaos Z when was this edited
Comrade Jacky Chaos 2018
I guess but he would just need a pencil
YES THATS WHAT I THOUGHT
Who knew Kylo Ren was an assassin!
Who knew Zach was a Jedi/Sith?
who knew darth vader was lukes father
+ GPvS Wait what?!
+GPvS Actually serious you are? Darthy Luke's father is?
Everyone who knows about him
the "Law and Order" sting at the end actually made me laugh more than it should.
I'd probably still having nightmares on my bed if I have to hunt someone down at 7:45 AM.
OH BULLSHIT! the spinning wheel obviously should be in the side of the sniper so it can detect wind currants for analyzing the best possible position for the bullet. gah...which hitman school did you go to?
+DragTV online hit man school... ;-;
Wikipedia school
Trump U.
Not to be a dick, but this is a model .24V12 so that's where the spinning wheel goes. He had it right.
Yeah, he messed that one up, but have you seen red reflector to counter scope glint? Clearly a pro at work.
Personally, my worst nightmare would be having my eye that close to the scope.
Ikr
I shot an air rifle with the scope too close to my eye and it shot and the recoil really hurt
Of course, you're Canadian. The only ones who are actually affected by an air rifles recoil...
Stalin has spoken
Lmao
Sam thinking of this for Make Some Noise:
“It’s so nice, Imma use it twice”
I feel like at 2:03 he’s trying not to laugh and break character but it worked out of the characters “frustration”
I thought his issue was that he forgot ammo...
John Keeler same
Me too.
John Keeler me too
Thought it was a feeding issue, safety on.
I'm thought that too
1:46 And of course, you mustn't forget the 'Completed Rubik's Cube' modification. For authentic battle damage.
yay someone who can spell Rubik's right and not Rubix
+Phoenix Brehm who says rubix?
We talking about the roblox cube?
Are you guys talking about the Roobique's Qube?
TheOnly TrueOne cube noobs
2:18 when the gun is so complicated it shoots the whole bullet and casing
No one:
People who spend hundreds of Dollars on Cosmetics for a gun:
Hundreds? Do you know how much (good) gun accessories cost?
Spend hundreds on accessories? Yeah, that's what the cheapos do
A weapon to surpass metal gear....
😂
i laughed for thirty minutes straight
Hahaha!
this is peqoud arriving shortly at the lz
+Pequod All the times ive shot you down...
Did he really need a sniper for that range?
Would've been more effective using a slingshot.
right though
It's a joke
+Doctor Enigma Better off throwing balogna.
+Doctor Enigma he should of just went in with a switchblade
...I now see where the Noise Boys "Most complicated snpier rifle" gag came from.
I was just there too!
How does grant move faster than that bullet?
Why is the hitman so close?
Jury duty is not that cool.
He's an agent. That's how...
@@7own878 an*
0/10 hitman is not bald.
-IGN
8.7/10 too much rubik
Thank you for your contribution. We were blind on this.
John Wick
It was wig. He is disguise master.
A hitmans worst nightmare is me cause I never leave my room
Mindblitz64 they will just break into your house
Sitting duck easy game
Agoraphobics are really easy actually, you only have to plan for one environment, you can take your time...and accidents are really easy to fake since there are no witnesses. Very very easy.
he means he never leaves his panic room 🍃
A Hitman has been dispatched to your location! ETA: 2 days
Everyone is talking about the gunman looking like people, who’s going to say the guy talking to grant looks like Clark Kent?
Lol well Grant looks like Keith from Buzzfeed
Your right!
Thats caldwell, and my guess is ppl have mentioned it before
wow thats many attachments just makes the game unfair bloody pay to win
cgarrand08 I know right the cube of unsolvable pain cost $1,000,000
cgarrand08 cod 101
Then in 6 months they shut the servers off and he has to buy them all over again in the sequel! (Which has half the content of the original and charges twice as many different ways.)
Warp Zone ikr
Warp Zone It's so fucking annoying when you have to do that but it's kinda balanced because they make you not a pay to win anymorr
it looks like you shut the whole bullet including the casing at him. but as Aperture Science says that's 33% more bullet.
it's still funny
"65% more bullet per bullet" *
wow you know about guns you must be cool
*~67%
There is always at least one major buzzkill gunnut in the comment section of every comedy skit that involves weapons
Dude he put Legos on the gun who cares lol
wow, finally a sketch with Grant, that doesn't involve his sexuality, or loneliness.
Whats his sexuallity
@@larryrobinson3540 bisexual afaik
If the mob ordered a hit on everyone Grant talks to, I think that would be the source of his loneliness.
Well, I mean, no one will be talking to him anymore.
Ban assault rubix cubes. Each square on a rubix cube adds one bullet (or as I like to call them, Pellets of Evil) to your death machine.
lol
I was raped and murdered by a rubix cube but not in that order
+LeFlavius_NL
It's probably "I murdered in that order and was raped, but not by a rubix cube"
***** He said "not in that order", so you can mix words, but you still have to use only those that he used.
***** That's what I'm saying.
Are we not gonna comment on how he was using a sniper rifle in a close quarters environment like that?
Is that really the problem? Not the Legos or the Rubik's cube?...
He's never played the game Hitman. Always go for the silenced pistols.
+Robert Jay why would those things be a problem? those are standard issue on the Mk XLVIIII Sub-Auto G-P70 .50, I was in the Army Force as a Marine Sniper for 93 years and not once have I ever seen such a gross misconduct of that firearm, my sergeant (if he didn't go down with the RMS New England back in '16) would've gone ballistic if he saw that...
Or the fact that he would have totally been spotted?
it was a quick scope. chill
I love how he set up the sniper rifle right in the blue shirt guys field of vision
What I learned:
Adding toys to a sniper magically makes me bullets.
Sniper rifle. Sniper rifle
Infinite Warfare's gun customisation is looking pretty good.
yes, now we need two more Lego minifigures
Ludwig
DAMN
Bre u actually hit 8,000 wtf
You’re either joking or you don’t know who John Wick is.
Its never a challenge people just like having them
The reason i fucking hate star wars...
"I spent 2 hours assembling a 50. cal sniper for a close range kill without being noticed."
"I am the best Hitman in the world."
When your most stupid looking wepon is op
I think it's best kylo sticks with his light saber
ikr
Why is people commenting about kylo ren...
Sutan Mufti cuz the hit man looks like Kylo Ren
Didn't know IKEA sold sniper rifles
They sell everything. From "njure" to "flicka" to "gosig valp" You just have to know where to ask ;)
Yea dude I recommend the 50mm vkaffj and the ehiehi 9mm pistol.
Bruh they even sell Strv 122 tonks. Some assembly required.
Only American Ikea and only in certain states.
Aldrig
Nowadays Zac would end up watching a bad tutorial without knowing about it until it's too late because of the missing dislikes.
This video has been on my watch later since sophomore year of Highschool. I’m in college now and am just now watching it. The procrastination was real.
He never turned the safety
off
did you type two comments for comedic
effect?
No I forgot to type safety
Yes, yes I do
LOL Which Hitman in the right state of mind would pick a sniping spot so close to the target
The Faze Hitman
Agent 47. Except, he would arrange an accident at this point instead.
+Einstien And Enfield get your faze fuckboy shit off the Internet
Problem child. I obviously mocked faze by making that comment. Check yourself before you wreck yourself
thats why i was fired from the hitman buisness. they made a movie. called...hitman...agent 3.1415927
Zack has been asking to be a meme for so long and nobody has every helped him! 😂
This was an excellent video from Glen O'Brien and [Coworker]. Keep up the Grant work guys!
I'm just surprised he managed to pull off a snipe without a wind-resistance analytic guy handy.
Pretty sure you don't need to to shoot someone across the room.
Pretty sure it was a joke
Sam Vanderkolk doesn't de-value my comment its still relevant
Jascha Bull You mean a spotter.
1:07 iluminati on the screen.
omg
WE HAVE A WINNER
+CollegeHumor wtf College Humor since when do you reply
Sam TheTaco
It's under every video for the first one who finds the iluminati triangle.
They started this about 2 weeks ago I guess.
+JustCommentingYourComments oooooh.
As a hitman, i can confirm this is true
wasn't this a prompt on Game Changer? something like "the worlds most complicated sniper rifle"?
yeah i thought this was based on that until i realized it’s for 6 years ago
@@snailbob1 The causality is probably in the opposite direction. The game changer prompt was based on this.
I’ve just realised the friend he was talking to kept on going “uhuh” at everything grant said. That’s practically me every time I talk to one of my friends because I can’t understand a word.
Buddy I think you should learn ASL
Uhuh
Why does Zack have a worm on his face?
for suspense
He's wormface
his code name is solid worm.
+MARVIN Slomp oh my god that's so depressing lmao
Probably because he is a hitman like in the movies. Kardeş Türk müsün?
FBI:
LMAO this is so funny 😂, can someone relate?
Make some noise episode one literally had this as a prompt but didn't give it to Zac when he was right there
"Remember when College Humor used to be funn.."
Headshot yaaaaaaaay
HOPEEEE!!!!!
I'm sorry
Funny thing is in many times it is said by 10 year old's.
YES! Exactly! I've been binging CH videos and you get that shit everywhere! A (more competent) hitman needs to get started on that!
+Gargamel Well this one got the job done anyway.
this isn't even relatedable because IM NOT A HITMAN
it is a hit guy
+Ricky Kienbaum still kills people
+Avius Left Wing well everyone kills people right? right?
+Avius Left Wing what is wrong with me
Hmmm that sounds just like something a hitman would say... fishy
This man assembled and attached my childhood onto the sniper rifle.
"Engravings give you no advantage whatsoever."
This is still a better love story than Twilight.
but it's not a love story
Twilight wasn't that bad only the fan girls who used to aim for a Twilight fantasy in every relationship
That's dead now dude.
do you say that on all videos
This comment is so last century
He bought it from IKEA
I like how one of the attachments is just solving a Rubik's cube and placing it on top of the scope. Not attaching it just putting it up there.
Also he's a terrible hitman. He's actively trying to shoot Grant as we see his sight lined up on him when he pulls the trigger. Plus he's walking around with a big ass attention drawing scar on his face. "Well officer it was just me, grant and this guy with a big ass face scar."
Is no one gonna mention the fact that he has to take it apart again?
look its the new awp skin for cs:go
lmao gamma 3 case coming next week, with 17 new skins! And still no proper hit reg!
Ha that's why [CHMR] KD is so low. Those attachments suck who still uses a rubix cube for the scope scale? Come on colorful legos? Those will get you insta spotted I use stealth camo legos and plus they're lighter.
Rainbow Legos do much more damage than your stealth camo Legos. And the Rubix cube would have helped more if he put it two more centimeters north smh
Phoenix El Classifico Spelaren Ah , yeah. Touche.
Hah, plebeians.
I only use sniper rifles that are made with candy add ons. Skittles are my personal choice.
i think jelly beans are a better alternatives
Uh, camo forcefield gumballs prevents you from being spotted, although it doesn't protect you, it just works as a ghillie suit, except it's a forcefield. It blends you with your surroundings, the only flaw is that it's harder to aim.
Wow. That's more complicated than my custom Nerf sniper. Which also turns into an SMG. Maybe I'd be more accurate if i added legos...
“Hi there and welcome to complicated sniper tutorials.”
😂😂
We're mostly into Anime skits over here, but I gotta say this was funny as fahk!
fuck yeah anime
Fuck yeah, we all love weeaboos don't we
If you close your eyes you can imagine it's an Anime in your head! B-)
CollegeHumor
With that epic music? Definitely!
+CollegeHumor College Humor replies wtf it's a miracle
So relatable
So your a hitman?
oh shoot
Came for the good jokes, rewatched for Zac dressed like a hitman 😳
Who's here after the game changer bit reminded them of this?
🙋♀️
"This is a very specific fantasy you have"
XD
Hitman video with 47k likes. Coincidence?
Jeremy Yeleyko I THINK NOT!!
Aww i missed it nows its 74k likes
I think not. Hotel? Trivago.
Jeremy Yeleyko I think not
Jeremy Yeleyko i see 97
"Task failed successfully."
You want a hitman’s worst nightmare? Look up “The Hitman’s Bodyguard.”
hitman + Cod = this
dem attachments
Tru
Is that a killua pfp?