It's nice that it's dark in this vlog. I watch them in the morning. Today I got up so early that it's still dark out and I feel like I'm watching you live! :)
Yo toby i just wanted to say thank you for your videos. They are really funny and always put me in a good mood when im done watching them. I just wanted to say thank you and for you to keep making videos they really make my life alot happier.
i think this video is probably one of your funniest yet..i was laughing almost the entire time..still think your literal videos are awesome! --- Sent From Tobuscus's AppRats (Facebook App)!
@muffin8or The other problem would be that the reaction mass required would be rather large, and of course more reaction mass to accelerate that reaction mass...
If you ever need a Voice Actor to do accents for any of your animated adventures.... I CAN DO LOTS. And I'm from New Zealand. You inspire me to do things. I love you in a bro way.
@Lukeyy19 Actually, the name of the star is Kepler 22b and its 600 light years from us, so you can see how it was 600 years ago, not enough time for a planet to get destroyed..
Kepler-22b (the new planet) was actually discovered in February but it was unknown at that time if it habitable. Only recently did scientist discover that it was in the 'habitable area' where it's not so that all water evaporates and not so that water freezes.
I think the whole audience (including Toby, Griffin and Toby's mom) should use Toby's timemachine so that we can get to the new planet and then Toby can be the king and we shall call it World Buscus
If we could harness the energy that Toby runs on we could get to that planet in a couple hours. Forget the VASIMR, we need the ITTEOAAED (Infinite Toby Turner Energy of Awesomeness and Epicosity Drive)!
If there were a way to obtain a Toby Tobuscus Turner T-Shirt how would one do so? Please reply by annotating my name into the bottom middle of your video.
... So Tobuscus trys out his fire place for the first time... Isnt that roughly the day he made the lazy vlog when olga kay is over to visit.... thats precarious!! Way to go Toby lol
Omg today I went in to GameStop to get assassins creed and the guy at the register saw I was wearing a tobuscus t shirt and said TOBUSCUS and I was so freaking amazed Toby you touch so many people with your comedy ( in a non creepy molest way) I want to be just like you
@bolt163 yea, no. thats wrong. there are already satellites orbiting mars, and i'm pretty sure they didn't take 1000 years to get there, mainly due to the fact that we didn't have space travel back then. Plus Nasa apparently invented a new type of rocket that would allow them to travel to mars in only few months.
I like how Toby said he has so many bad accents, but their freakin awesome!! He can do like Russian, Australian, British, Old Man, and some others. Waaaaaaay better than I could ever do.......
every day i watch ur vdeos and because of it when im just having fun i quote u ad then i say i watc way too much tobuscus while laughingmy friends agree wit m butthen i retaliate by saying- "Ppbbhht! i dont watch ENOUGH of it!"
lol amazing ability to do accents bro!!.. nice.. you should put that on your resume for TV XD!!.. ALSO!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MOVIE U WERE GOING TO BE IN!?!?!?!?!?!?!
I zoned out for no more than a couple of seconds, zoned back in and was so throughly lost I may need a search party ot locate me in the tangle of epicosity that is Toby's rambling
@ot00s1cko No. One appears to be ageing slowly. That one is ageing slowly. If you brought them together one would look older than the other. The particles within your body literally move at a slower rate thus you age less. And you can't travel faster than the speed of light. The energy from the thrust is not converted to kinetic energy (movement) but instead to mass. The faster you travel, the heavier you are, the slower you age.
@muffin8or That doesn't sound right. The "speed" you mention isn't a speed, but an acceleration, and an acceleration relative to EARTH. ALSO, the theory you are basing this on also states time is relative, but it is all perceived the same, so his age would be the same for everyone, including himself; until he breaks the speed of light.but then the theory itself breaks.
Its called Kepler 22B, it is a confirmed planet that can possibly support human existance. It is about 600 light years away. The planet is 15% closer to its sun, however the atmosphere is so thick the average temperature is 22-25 degrees. It is around 2.7 times larger than Earth
@brettr53209 It's a line of dialogue from the guards in Skyrim. Occasionally when you walk past one they'll say, "I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee." Somehow that phrase got turned into this widespread meme.
Thing is though the faster you go the farther into the “future” you travel. So lets say it takes you 50 years to get to a far away galaxy once you came back, 1000 years have past of depending course on how fast you are traveling. It’s really a lot like planet of the apes (not the most recent one lol) or lost in space.
It's nice that it's dark in this vlog. I watch them in the morning. Today I got up so early that it's still dark out and I feel like I'm watching you live! :)
Thanks Toby!
Yo toby i just wanted to say thank you for your videos. They are really funny and always put me in a good mood when im done watching them. I just wanted to say thank you and for you to keep making videos they really make my life alot happier.
Loved that little smile @ the end.You always make me laugh..thanks, had a crappy morning.
i think this video is probably one of your funniest yet..i was laughing almost the entire time..still think your literal videos are awesome!
--- Sent From Tobuscus's AppRats (Facebook App)!
Good job Toby this is the funniest lazyblog I've seen in awhile!
I'm still ill and you made me smile again~!!! thank you
I think it's really sweet of you to promote Wheezy's charity thing. :)
had my headphones on full blast eating soup,Thanks Toby for blowing out my ears with ur awesomeness :)
That little gibberish thing you did when you were pretending to talk was HILLARIOUS :)
With each passing video, I think I love you more and more - I mean...cool cup, Toby.
I am always so amazed by Toby's grasp of accents.
I don't think there is another person/alien in the universe as awesome as toby!
@muffin8or The other problem would be that the reaction mass required would be rather large, and of course more reaction mass to accelerate that reaction mass...
Haha wow.. so there might be a new planet, and Toby is most excited because he could potentially collab on a video with their youtubers... GENIUS!
i love how many voices you can do, i rewind the video just to hear your voices. :)
If you ever need a Voice Actor to do accents for any of your animated adventures.... I CAN DO LOTS. And I'm from New Zealand. You inspire me to do things. I love you in a bro way.
Toby's priority when he meets aliens is to do a collab! That is some nice logic you have there Toby!
The Tobuscus army should conquer the new planet in the name of Toby Turner!
At 5:40 I heard a plane... Y U NO POINT IT OUT TO THE AUDIENCE?!?!?!
I love it when you say,"I love planes!"
can someone please explain the whole arrow to the knee thing. I heard a guard say it to me in skyrim but im not sure where it came from.
Oh what happen to the hoodies deal? Was going to get one for my son.. :(
@SchobrienProductions Jaredbuscus? i know ill have it change
how do u like ke$habuscus or jaybuscus
DARKNESS!!!!! YES!!!!!! Welcome back, man!!!! :D
@Lukeyy19 Actually, the name of the star is Kepler 22b and its 600 light years from us, so you can see how it was 600 years ago, not enough time for a planet to get destroyed..
hey, hooow about using your car key to open the box? jussayin
Toby you are my hero! And your t shirts are so cool!
You are an amazing guy, and I love watching your videos so much!
if i could travel to the new planet, i would time travel back to our time and bring toby back cause youtube would be boring with out him
The audience and Toby should travel together to this new planet and take it over! Then Worldbuscus would be a reality!
lol, best ending ever, and oh no... first Toby and Justine, now the era of Toby and Olga...
Kepler-22b (the new planet) was actually discovered in February but it was unknown at that time if it habitable. Only recently did scientist discover that it was in the 'habitable area' where it's not so that all water evaporates and not so that water freezes.
I think the whole audience (including Toby, Griffin and Toby's mom) should use Toby's timemachine so that we can get to the new planet and then Toby can be the king and we shall call it World Buscus
If we could harness the energy that Toby runs on we could get to that planet in a couple hours. Forget the VASIMR, we need the ITTEOAAED (Infinite Toby Turner Energy of Awesomeness and Epicosity Drive)!
the ending made my day. thanks toby.
If there were a way to obtain a Toby Tobuscus Turner T-Shirt how would one do so? Please reply by annotating my name into the bottom middle of your video.
love this, your lazy vlogs never cease to make me laugh =Dw
toby when are the slap bracelets coming?
@TobyTurner you make my day I love what you do and so keep it up you crazy dude HOOP!!!
precarious: Not securely held or in position; dangerously likely to fall or collapse
I love that word
@Kasimkage gravitational pull?
... So Tobuscus trys out his fire place for the first time... Isnt that roughly the day he made the lazy vlog when olga kay is over to visit.... thats precarious!! Way to go Toby lol
I gotta say that Hottatotaatothothothot mug is one of the best homemade gifts yet! By the way OT: Shirt please. :3
toby you are the most awsome youtuber in the hole galaxy
How DO you win a t-shirt? I've always been wondering that
stupid question...WHERE do i enter for a shirt???
Can we, as in the audience and Tobuscus, take over Kepler-22b and name said world Kepbuscus? It's larger than ours! We deserve it, I'm sure.
that mug is epic perfect. GENIUS EVEN!
Watching Toby look into his cup and giggle to himself then act like nothing has happened
Omg today I went in to GameStop to get assassins creed and the guy at the register saw I was wearing a tobuscus t shirt and said TOBUSCUS and I was so freaking amazed Toby you touch so many people with your comedy ( in a non creepy molest way) I want to be just like you
@ChrisOvens51 What makes you say that?
how do i send art i made to toby? not sure how
Most entertaining vlog from you this week Toby. I almost peed myself xD oh geez.
@bolt163 yea, no. thats wrong. there are already satellites orbiting mars, and i'm pretty sure they didn't take 1000 years to get there, mainly due to the fact that we didn't have space travel back then.
Plus Nasa apparently invented a new type of rocket that would allow them to travel to mars in only few months.
Awesome mug. New planet??? Toby taught me something!
What is the po box address for sending him stuff?
@muffin8or But it is impossible for something with mass to travel the speed of light
I usually dont like his vlogs but the collab part was hilarious
Toby gets the coolest gifts, i do hope he shows mine. That would be awesome.
@Lukeyy19 except its like 600 light years away. 22 million years in our fastest spacecraft which is much slower than light.
I like how Toby said he has so many bad accents, but their freakin awesome!! He can do like Russian, Australian, British, Old Man, and some others. Waaaaaaay better than I could ever do.......
I wonder how many people will be getting Tobuscus stuff for christmas.
We could claim the planet in the name of Toby! Planetbuscus!
I'm From The Uk, I like watching Toby on all his channels but never get to see them quickly because of the time difference... TOBY IS A SILLY HEAD!
Me and my brother are somewhat obsessed with Toby... As I'm watching this, I can hear my brother watching the Terraria videos...
@eduardog3000 I think everyone established that maybe two years ago?
How do you win a t-shirt again?
@XplosivCookie nice to know theres more finnish ppl in the audience, pure epicosoty!
every day i watch ur vdeos and because of it when im just having fun i quote u ad then i say i watc way too much tobuscus while laughingmy friends agree wit m butthen i retaliate by saying- "Ppbbhht! i dont watch ENOUGH of it!"
lol amazing ability to do accents bro!!.. nice.. you should put that on your resume for TV XD!!.. ALSO!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MOVIE U WERE GOING TO BE IN!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Kepler-22b 600 light years away. I think it's actually 4 times the size of earth. Learning about it in school so I know some about it.
Fireplace and Olga...I see how it is Toby!!! PIMPBUSCUS!!!!
I don't understand.. why are you so hilarious?! I.. Just.. Can't.. NOT.. LAUGH!
I zoned out for no more than a couple of seconds, zoned back in and was so throughly lost I may need a search party ot locate me in the tangle of epicosity that is Toby's rambling
As soon as I saw the mug, I knew this would be a good lazy vlog.
"maybe we could do a colab!" made me laugh so much
@Ishnax I'm stupid, will you please clarify what you just said??
@ot00s1cko
No. One appears to be ageing slowly. That one is ageing slowly. If you brought them together one would look older than the other. The particles within your body literally move at a slower rate thus you age less. And you can't travel faster than the speed of light. The energy from the thrust is not converted to kinetic energy (movement) but instead to mass. The faster you travel, the heavier you are, the slower you age.
Aaaah but Toby I love your hair!!!!!
you are so good with your accents!!
@muffin8or That doesn't sound right. The "speed" you mention isn't a speed, but an acceleration, and an acceleration relative to EARTH. ALSO, the theory you are basing this on also states time is relative, but it is all perceived the same, so his age would be the same for everyone, including himself; until he breaks the speed of light.but then the theory itself breaks.
Oh I love Toby
If you build an Igloo right, you only need one small candle to keep warm inside of it.
A collab with another planet... Ok, everyone, get on the spaceship. We've got 22 million years, so you'd better all be vampires.
TOBY TURNER! How are you so much funnier when you successfully perform a darkness, redness, whiteness intro?
the very end, made me laugh, quite hard xD WHEN WILL THEM ZIP UP'S BE AVAILABLE ARRGGH
Its called Kepler 22B, it is a confirmed planet that can possibly support human existance. It is about 600 light years away. The planet is 15% closer to its sun, however the atmosphere is so thick the average temperature is 22-25 degrees. It is around 2.7 times larger than Earth
@brettr53209 It's a line of dialogue from the guards in Skyrim. Occasionally when you walk past one they'll say, "I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee." Somehow that phrase got turned into this widespread meme.
@narutojoekillu The only thing that travels faster than light is a neutrino, and I don't think humans can board subatomic particles.
Finally, a chance to actually name a planet Worldbuscus!
Toby: The only guy I would learn the news from.
TOBY! There needs to be a mail time with TOBUSCUS !!!
Who else burst into laughter when Toby said "I'm gonna sell it."
@Masoushin well, if you're going the speed of light it would take 600 years.
Thing is though the faster you go the farther into the “future” you travel. So lets say it takes you 50 years to get to a far away galaxy once you came back, 1000 years have past of depending course on how fast you are traveling. It’s really a lot like planet of the apes (not the most recent one lol) or lost in space.
I feel like I just get all my news from Toby now.
You should try walking up to complete stangers and doing the wierd noise, wavy hand thing...
2:57 to 3:22 is filled with so much ADHD- ness!! I wonder if Toby ever notices how distracted he gets!
Cant we hyper freeze the shuttal and then unfreeze the when theres a prolem??
i started cracking up when he said he was gonna sell the cup