TikTok Dating Guru lies to everybody..

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  • @gigasus77
    @gigasus77  3 ปีที่แล้ว +5516

    reply and i'll date you

  • @triscitt
    @triscitt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4558

    She is definitely the type to blame the guy for the girl cheating in a relationship

    • @crispyybaconx
      @crispyybaconx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +315

      Why does she legit have that vibe

    • @hihellowhat
      @hihellowhat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +448

      "the girl cheated on him because the man was lacking something in the realationship" the tiktok guru would prob say something like that

    • @terrywood3393
      @terrywood3393 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Sharon Lasser 2.0

    • @chelle7344
      @chelle7344 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@terrywood3393 Shannon MO-Lester.

    • @777mj
      @777mj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@hihellowhat exactly then brings out the stats about who cheats more

  • @bestpiss
    @bestpiss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2543

    I don’t think men are leaving her because they’re intimidated by her, I think it’s because she keeps bringing up her 3 buisinesses in the middle of a normal conversation

    • @acheron9515
      @acheron9515 3 ปีที่แล้ว +282

      Girl in Tiktok : I also own 3 businesses
      Me: I’m at maximum render distance and still can’t find who tf asked

    • @jeffkaplan6284
      @jeffkaplan6284 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      @@acheron9515 dam even at 32 chunks??

    • @emperorarkoos2919
      @emperorarkoos2919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Her:so any way I'm better than u cuz I got 3 business
      Him:k?..... adios
      Her:arghhh why is dating so hard,all men hate me,they're lazy misogynists!

    • @SHRIIMPSUCKS
      @SHRIIMPSUCKS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@acheron9515 i even went back in time and still couldn't find who asked

    • @LeftyIsLefty
      @LeftyIsLefty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@acheron9515 i went to the future. still can’t find who asked

  • @kingofhoodies6224
    @kingofhoodies6224 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3100

    Imagine listening to a TikTok video to try to learn how to date, you’d instantly become the social outcast

    • @vibes7765
      @vibes7765 3 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      The first mistake is being on tiktok

    • @liquid90
      @liquid90 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @Ashley’s Animation Kingdom clock clock

    • @liquid90
      @liquid90 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @Luna-tic Stars sock sock

    • @cvfootballer2006
      @cvfootballer2006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@liquid90 chop chop

    • @cvfootballer2006
      @cvfootballer2006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      The cops guns go pop pop

  • @noahkang579
    @noahkang579 3 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    She’s the type of person to always tell you to shut up then blames you for not communicating well enough.

    • @TheGreatBakon
      @TheGreatBakon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      God damn she got roasted and toasted

    • @fireinthehole_727
      @fireinthehole_727 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      People in my class who tell me to shut up for no reason be like:

  • @Emperor_Redgrave
    @Emperor_Redgrave 3 ปีที่แล้ว +819

    "Men have it way easier with dating"
    Me with no friends: Hmm yes I absolutely understand

    • @eskel4743
      @eskel4743 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Actually it's quite the opposite.

    • @TheRabbitInTheTwoTonneHat
      @TheRabbitInTheTwoTonneHat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I like your pfp

    • @ExtremeWreck
      @ExtremeWreck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@eskel4743 Like, not just the opposite, the ULTRA OPPOSITE.

    • @detergent3081
      @detergent3081 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @śóy let's keep it up

    • @ascii0n278
      @ascii0n278 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's great

  • @regiumhathes1477
    @regiumhathes1477 3 ปีที่แล้ว +937

    "It's a girl who's equally delusional"
    Bro, pegasus you didn't have to murder her.

    • @silvervoid8906
      @silvervoid8906 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Absolutely slapped out of this dimension

    • @bunkerofclarence
      @bunkerofclarence 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      he does

    • @SHRIIMPSUCKS
      @SHRIIMPSUCKS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "hello fib I would like to report a murder"

    • @nittayoshifumi8252
      @nittayoshifumi8252 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      *BREAKING NEWS*
      A young woman in her 20's has been found dead. Authorities has suspected a murder. The culprit is still at large.

    • @riolu2497
      @riolu2497 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      HOLY SHIT YOU F@1!ING KILLED HER MAN

  • @JojoThatGotAway
    @JojoThatGotAway 3 ปีที่แล้ว +515

    “There are plenty of smart and beautiful women here”
    Me: you’re not one of them

  • @Hell_o847
    @Hell_o847 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    "Tiktok" and "Dating Guru" should never be in the same sentence.
    *Ever*

    • @spiderworld384
      @spiderworld384 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Not even in an alternate universe that may or may not exist

    • @rto4988
      @rto4988 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ''Dating Guru'' should NEVER be in a sentence tbh

    • @Haunted2077
      @Haunted2077 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Let's be honest
      "TikTok" should almost never be used in a sentence
      There are some exceptions, though few and far (and I mean, really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really REALLY far) between

    • @subtractment
      @subtractment 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Haunted2077 TikTok slander

    • @debasishraychawdhuri
      @debasishraychawdhuri 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean those are two of her businesses.

  • @Jackbeedie
    @Jackbeedie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1473

    As depressing as it it, this is how the world works now. People take their own experiences and generalize everything and everyone based off of that.

    • @HideFromIt
      @HideFromIt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      No comments, make me the first!
      Edit: hello

    • @mysoundtracks2159
      @mysoundtracks2159 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@HideFromIt bruh

    • @Gone29364
      @Gone29364 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      That's the reason why i think the birth rate would be lowered alot, men will just stop because of these kinds of women, they're kinda common because of their desperation for clout also if men can't marry a women then they can imagine, that's why anime girls exist and GF ASMR, call me a loser but it's the truth and don't lie everyone did try to listen GF ASMR at least once in their life

    • @Flex_seal
      @Flex_seal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      As soon as time travel is invented I’m going back to the 90s

    • @ahmedy5155
      @ahmedy5155 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Lol i read the first half and thought u agreed with her. But its true, like all dating gurus give awful advice cuz they personalize it

  • @spiderworld384
    @spiderworld384 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2882

    Fun fact: supporting women is not the same as putting down men

    • @Animelover540
      @Animelover540 3 ปีที่แล้ว +239

      Don’t let the feminist see you, they’ll go crazy.

    • @randomchannel609
      @randomchannel609 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Okay homophobic (joke)

    • @progamer3335
      @progamer3335 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      THATS SEXIST(this it a joke)

    • @nerrahh
      @nerrahh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      my female friends expect me to laugh when they make a misogynistic joke like bruh who hurt you

    • @teriyakipirate9121
      @teriyakipirate9121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      This doesn't have enough likes it deserves more.

  • @AkinsoftSB
    @AkinsoftSB 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3033

    After watching her tiktoks, I got a 2nd and 3rd girlfriend, it works!

    • @litspect2210
      @litspect2210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      T H E S O F T

    • @barackosama6808
      @barackosama6808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I still don't got 1 haha

    • @aaronwalton7660
      @aaronwalton7660 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Let's loool

    • @Luciferity
      @Luciferity 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Damn its april and girl in red lied (we fell in love in October)

    • @Crystal_Apple
      @Crystal_Apple 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That's cap 🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢

  • @BloodyAshes
    @BloodyAshes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    "Hey man I found you a gf"
    "Oh does she make more than minimum wage"
    "Yeah"
    "Sorry man that's a huge turnoff for me"

    • @unravelmysoul1598
      @unravelmysoul1598 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lmao

    • @Very-Cute-Cat
      @Very-Cute-Cat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Fr dude, idk what was going in her head when she said that

    • @Dosbomber
      @Dosbomber 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Very-Cute-Cat A lot of women in relationships with men who make less than they do will perpetually beat them over the head with it until she drives him away, then blames him for "not being man enough".

    • @Mark12434
      @Mark12434 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Like what?? how does that work

  • @kittywithagun7742
    @kittywithagun7742 3 ปีที่แล้ว +449

    She was definitely that one crazy girl that ran around cafeteria on all four and hissed at people in high school

    • @rise_and_reborn4048
      @rise_and_reborn4048 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Naw, I think she just had rabies

    • @rise_and_reborn4048
      @rise_and_reborn4048 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@yeeyeecrackhaircut9574 What?

    • @lobzoy
      @lobzoy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      *and then she goes missing, along with the quiet kid, and it turns out that the quiet kid was paying for a bunch of therapy sessions so she stops being a goddamn weirdo.*

    • @ZoaInBlack
      @ZoaInBlack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Oddly specific...

    • @kittywithagun7742
      @kittywithagun7742 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@ZoaInBlack what can I say, real life encounter..

  • @-.heaven.-
    @-.heaven.- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +455

    She's probably one of those people who says it's the man's fault when the woman cheats and also the man's fault if he cheats.

    • @fookingavocados1084
      @fookingavocados1084 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Whoever cheated is at fault so if the guy cheats he's at fault and if the girl cheats she's at fault

    • @cookiehawk
      @cookiehawk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@fookingavocados1084 yeah no shit

    • @crash4267
      @crash4267 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@fookingavocados1084 I think he was saying that the man probably cheated because the women was just a Karen

    • @irishbattletoster9265
      @irishbattletoster9265 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@crash4267 so break up????????

    • @demonslayereren3970
      @demonslayereren3970 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Somehow nothing is a woma(e)n's fault

  • @lordzacarius642
    @lordzacarius642 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1165

    "I'm only single because I'm just *too* good, my riches, beauty and intelligence intimidate all the lazy men, theres absolutely no other possible reasons"

    • @ordinaryperson-my7qr
      @ordinaryperson-my7qr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      That seems about right😂

    • @NolyJ
      @NolyJ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      It’s kinda funny because if that’s true than it’s easy to narrow it down to the personality.

    • @iiilliiill6451
      @iiilliiill6451 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

    • @hiimme12345
      @hiimme12345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      That do be the female equivalent of Pickup Artists saying "She's just not confident enough to reveal her attraction, you need to give her that confidence by being forceful"

    • @Vulxnyrie
      @Vulxnyrie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      So every man is lazy cuz ain’t nobody gonna date them

  • @officialtickler
    @officialtickler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    “Men have it easier with dating”
    Me in almost 10th grade who hasn’t had first kiss yet: seems legit

    • @yolosnuff1476
      @yolosnuff1476 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      10th grade lmao
      dude thats normal

    • @izauraschmidt2756
      @izauraschmidt2756 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Just.a.weeb-01 girls initiate conversation with me.... and I just casually walk away because I took to long to answer back.

    • @velocityx6920
      @velocityx6920 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Me being reborn and still single: "seems legit"

    • @DrPeterLankton381
      @DrPeterLankton381 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I'm 24 and I never had a girlfriend.

    • @NeroWasTaken
      @NeroWasTaken 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nah hes lying he got his first from his mom

  • @jamiejamieee
    @jamiejamieee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    “TikTok Dating Guru” That sounds like the worst title to go by-

  • @curious_xgirl5264
    @curious_xgirl5264 3 ปีที่แล้ว +713

    She’s the girl to say “stop talking to me” and get mad when you do
    Edit: wow this blew up

    • @saltshaker6002
      @saltshaker6002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      tbh when a girl says that they dont mean it like 60/70 percent of the time and will feel some type of way when you actually do (doesnt necessarily have to be mad, but most times its just a "wow he actually stopped talking to me," with a weird feeling). she either comes back to you or she stops texting you too.
      either way its a win for you tho

    • @everythingisfine8635
      @everythingisfine8635 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@saltshaker6002 nah, fuck that. speaking with your SO shouldn’t be a puzzle just express yourself freely this isn’t a game.

    • @saltshaker6002
      @saltshaker6002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@everythingisfine8635 i wasnt really talking about SO's in my comment, but when it comes to them i fully agree. women that cant be direct turn me off...matter of fact people that cant be direct with me are a turn off.

    • @randomslayer9018
      @randomslayer9018 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@saltshaker6002 and there is always that 10% that will get mad when you talk to them after they say not to but also get mad if you don't talk to them after say to.

    • @randomslayer9018
      @randomslayer9018 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@saltshaker6002 Yeah I gotta agree. Man if I have to do reverse psychology every time I talk to a girl it will just make me wanna stop talking to them. As the other guy said, talking to people should be like doing a puzzle.

  • @cmr6574
    @cmr6574 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1046

    The truth is that us guy look at our choices (if we have any), overthink about how the relationship will go, panic about the idea of it not working out, and never actually pursuing and just go back to playing videogames with the boys.

  • @tomato_fr0g
    @tomato_fr0g 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I saw a post saying that women should ask out guys more. All the comments were women complaining about how “Id be too nervous” and “But I always get rejected”.
    Umm yeah. That’s how it’s like for us. How do you think we feel? Don’t act like it’s just second nature to us.

    • @anonymouspokemon4623
      @anonymouspokemon4623 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lmao. I'm a guy who isn't a fan of asking girls out. Just not my type.

    • @endertobias1908
      @endertobias1908 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thier female privaledge is showing

    • @tomato_fr0g
      @tomato_fr0g 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@endertobias1908 it’s not that it’s just because men are used to it more. It’s no o we fault, it’s just how it’s been for a very long time.

    • @arandootsarandano
      @arandootsarandano ปีที่แล้ว

      You seriously think that just because you’re a female you’re going to get asked to go out? No bro is literally just as hard for women, not all get asked and if you are the one that asks to go on dates you’d be looked as desperate from all and you end up in the same spot as most men, it’s equally as hard, not harder for men and not easier for women💀

    • @arandootsarandano
      @arandootsarandano ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@endertobias1908 i would a 100% prefer to ask girls to go on dates than having a higher probability of being sexually harassed, just saying

  • @JSFRD
    @JSFRD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    Funny how she, as a woman said the men need to learn how to communicate while she probably report her boyfriend to the police as a domestic abuser because he actually didn't pick up anything from the grocery store when she said she doesn't want anything

    • @Cocoa17
      @Cocoa17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'm dead

    • @irishbattletoster9265
      @irishbattletoster9265 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Trueeeee

    • @mochinocoa8197
      @mochinocoa8197 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I ruined the 69 for you soooo

    • @JSFRD
      @JSFRD 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mochinocoa8197 What?

    • @Nightmare2.03
      @Nightmare2.03 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      dam u just took her and threw her in the trash

  • @SMLYTPMovies
    @SMLYTPMovies 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3131

    “TikTok Dating Guru” Jesus Christ...

    • @search..engine
      @search..engine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ok

    • @Cruscker
      @Cruscker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      OH LORDD JESUS

    • @anapple1220
      @anapple1220 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@Cruscker what

    • @Rekter
      @Rekter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I agree, what a cringe name, but I wouldn’t expect much from TikTokers...

    • @compszn
      @compszn 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      go away noob

  • @knightmare.4
    @knightmare.4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    "humanity has fallen 7 stages since Tiktok girls learned how to use the word 'normalize'."
    I love this sentence so much. I don't know why.

    • @secretvanilla7279
      @secretvanilla7279 ปีที่แล้ว

      keep in mind humanity never fell cuz of TikTok. Humanity was already really low and TikTok is only revealing it 🥲

  • @adamgmcrae
    @adamgmcrae 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    She literally has crazy "Ive never got a second date" eyes.

  • @emperorarkoos2919
    @emperorarkoos2919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    "I'm toxic cuz I'm a cancer"
    Delete the "a"(not the a in cancer)from this sentence and this would be this guru

    • @qzoid3060
      @qzoid3060 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      top comment ngl

    • @ramenwithaliens5431
      @ramenwithaliens5431 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I took the a out of cancer and got confused😭

    • @emperorarkoos2919
      @emperorarkoos2919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@qzoid3060 I tyooed so many times lol had to edit it alot

    • @lily-up3jy
      @lily-up3jy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      cncer?

    • @lily-up3jy
      @lily-up3jy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      oh nvm im just stupid

  • @Itzelhaim
    @Itzelhaim 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Here's some dating advice :
    1. If they say "no" walk away.
    2. If they stop responding walk away.
    3. Respect one each. That's it.
    4. Not comfortable with someone walk away.
    5: love yourself

    • @speedypopoff
      @speedypopoff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      5 is pretty hard man..

    • @Itzelhaim
      @Itzelhaim 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@speedypopoff it is hard but you have to be patient with yourself as well.

    • @blast2686
      @blast2686 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Itzelhaim 6. Improve your personality and communication skills

    • @asterisque9252
      @asterisque9252 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      7. Both sides make effort. Don't assume the man would pursue if you ignore him, or that a girl would love you just because she cares for you. It is WORK
      Which is probably why many of us fail at socializing these days

    • @homosexualfello1103
      @homosexualfello1103 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's just being normal

  • @user-vg5zx4lx8m
    @user-vg5zx4lx8m 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    lmao she's explaining the pursuing part like men are on amazon looking through all the different women and the reviews

    • @ShikiVIII
      @ShikiVIII 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      PFFT WHAT THE FU-

    • @ilikemilk7833
      @ilikemilk7833 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      “This review said that the girl is a scam and that their money and virginity suddenly disappeared when bought. Eh he’s probably joking.” *Clicks add to cart*

    • @Gigachad-mc5qz
      @Gigachad-mc5qz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The good old times

    • @gamblingers
      @gamblingers 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      can confirm, i look through amazon to buy a woman

    • @geprekbento7543
      @geprekbento7543 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because women objectify themselves better than men

  • @MattMarkYT
    @MattMarkYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +324

    This is so untrue. My sister chose who she wanted to date on tinder and not vice versa. I'm not looking for a girl since I'm a student but who the f*** am I going to choose? Girls don't like me. They know me as the studious smart guy. The only reason a girl would talk to me is if they need help on an assignment.

    • @tjonsmith6365
      @tjonsmith6365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Thats rough buddy

    • @fungalwater3175
      @fungalwater3175 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Sir, you appear to have stolen a section from my autobiography and I would be very grateful if you were to remove this comment.

    • @MattMarkYT
      @MattMarkYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@miovids I'm not worried about it. I'm kind of like Pegasus. I'm just worried on my studies and I'm not looking for a gf. Thank you for worrying about me though. I appreciate people like you.

    • @MattMarkYT
      @MattMarkYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@fungalwater3175 No can do. I paraphrased. That means I'm technically not plagiarizing. 🤷😆

    • @roxassora2706
      @roxassora2706 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MattMarkYT They're right though.

  • @Scrubs2562
    @Scrubs2562 3 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    She got a boyfriend in Florida, a state kinda known for being crazy. Seeing a correlation

    • @Real_Tower_Pizza
      @Real_Tower_Pizza 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Correction: a COUNTRY kinda known for being crazy.

    • @vanian420
      @vanian420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      As a Floridian...
      *we don’t claim her*

    • @vanian420
      @vanian420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sus-kupp AHAHA y e s

    • @craigime
      @craigime 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @ lol

    • @cryo311old
      @cryo311old 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sam O’nella fan?

  • @JediPlays0309
    @JediPlays0309 3 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    I thought the pinned comment said
    "Reply or I'll date you"
    Needless to say I attempted to reply ASAP 🤣

    • @champiggy-sama564
      @champiggy-sama564 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I read it right and still replied ASAP

    • @johnnyfrankenstein0123
      @johnnyfrankenstein0123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      why would you not want to date pegasus
      also r.i.p i cant reply to it... max 500 replies euhguh

    • @borkedluck
      @borkedluck 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@johnnyfrankenstein0123 what? There's still 5 comment slots left

    • @nerrahh
      @nerrahh 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@borkedluck TH-cams glitched

    • @nerrahh
      @nerrahh 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@champiggy-sama564 down bad

  • @cllncl
    @cllncl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "I'm a cancer"
    At first, I didn't realize it was about astrology and it still made as much sense to me

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am a CrabBro, and I immediately realized WHICH in this case!
      XD

  • @deadraven7366
    @deadraven7366 3 ปีที่แล้ว +490

    "I've never had a date. Probably never will. Don't care about that"
    There. You dropped this, King. 👑

    • @Coolixon
      @Coolixon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I thought Pegasus was female lol

    • @deadraven7366
      @deadraven7366 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Coolixon - OOP-

    • @KnighterTheAmaz
      @KnighterTheAmaz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@Coolixon What a female sounding voice Pegasus has...

    • @nithen8179
      @nithen8179 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Coolixon yea me too...

    • @Robo-xk4jm
      @Robo-xk4jm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Coolixon you must be new

  • @kristinerabang2945
    @kristinerabang2945 3 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    "Men have easier with dating"
    Me: *sweating while only trying to talk on a girl"

    • @roxassora2706
      @roxassora2706 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Okay *Kristine*

    • @helloisitmeurlookingfor5898
      @helloisitmeurlookingfor5898 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      no offense, but who names their son *kristine*

    • @billbattenberg1986
      @billbattenberg1986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@helloisitmeurlookingfor5898 I think Kristine is one of those names where in a majority of the world it's a female name, but in a few places it's a unisex name. (or their parents wanted a unique name for their child)

    • @deanefromredhawk3304
      @deanefromredhawk3304 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      same

    • @billbattenberg1986
      @billbattenberg1986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @J. B. yeah, it's stupid. Some obviously female names are given to guys because idk. option number c is that Kristine is just faking being a dude.

  • @emisinterrupted
    @emisinterrupted 3 ปีที่แล้ว +554

    i’m a girl and i think what she is saying is utter BS. Girls always judge guys on their height, the sports they play, their hair, and it’s the same for woman. both sides have beauty standard and both sides find it hard dating. it’s so untrue to say one has it worse than others. keep going guys, you have it tough :(

    • @thepraetor7434
      @thepraetor7434 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      I think it's fair to say that attractive boys and girls are the ones who have a very easy dating life, generally speaking.

    • @rachel_ray8997
      @rachel_ray8997 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Amen and amen

    • @res6148
      @res6148 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I don't play sports and I DON'T EVEN LIKE WOMEN

    • @marytc2714
      @marytc2714 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@res6148 are you a dude or a girl?

    • @ShikiVIII
      @ShikiVIII 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I'm a small scruffy nerd so uhh... THAT SUCKS

  • @JJ-tc9ds
    @JJ-tc9ds 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Girls after I speak to them: Prooceeds to tell all her friends and bully me for I thinking I have a chance
    Me after a girls speaks to me : Tells me best friend who then says " Damn, You're lucky"

  • @sreekumar08
    @sreekumar08 3 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    "men have it easier"
    Me already got rejected 5 times: Yes

    • @lila_harris
      @lila_harris 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I’m sorry about that. I’m a girl and I’ve seen how hard it can be as girls share it all with their friends to make the boy look like a creep. It must suck, I hope you do find the right person and people treat you more kindly. A boy asked me out and I said I’m not sure right now and I’d think about it but thanked him for asking as it’s very brave. Next time I see him I’m gonna ask him out and see how it goes as I have thought about it and I do like him a lot and we share so much in common.

    • @arashparthian_112
      @arashparthian_112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@lila_harris no need to be sorry its not your fault

    • @remmborn8154
      @remmborn8154 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lyla good luck

    • @sreekumar08
      @sreekumar08 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@lila_harris good luck...

    • @scottygg8550
      @scottygg8550 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@lila_harris alright hopefully it goes well, as a boy i can say that having a girl ask you out is quite possibly the biggest win you can get.

  • @Juzokinnie
    @Juzokinnie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +440

    Pegasus: "If you don't click the like, you won't get a girlfriend."
    Me, a lesbian: *Panik*
    Me, realizing i'll probably never get a gf regardless: *Kalm*
    Me, realizing i'll probably never get a gf regardless: *P A N I K*

    • @rise_and_reborn4048
      @rise_and_reborn4048 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Becoming double gay to get a bf isn't an option?

    • @EndedAxolotll
      @EndedAxolotll 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@rise_and_reborn4048 wait what

    • @arashparthian_112
      @arashparthian_112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@rise_and_reborn4048 two negatives equals a positive?

    • @no-lf2cp
      @no-lf2cp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@rise_and_reborn4048 Big brain

    • @res6148
      @res6148 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You will probably find someone if you ask.
      I know thats hard tho
      first moment people are normal but then rumors spread and everyone hates you suddenly.

  • @outshiningthesun9834
    @outshiningthesun9834 3 ปีที่แล้ว +404

    My Math homework was easier to understand than what the “guru” was saying ;-;

    • @ShiffonChiffon
      @ShiffonChiffon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      fr i understand russian more than i did understand her

    • @ThatsTypical
      @ThatsTypical 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I understand calculus more than what she was saying...

    • @ZellDen1
      @ZellDen1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I mean, math is easy once you learn the formulas.

    • @justsomekid6847
      @justsomekid6847 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @S-NOVA he isnt flexing

    • @aitsu_nojayjay
      @aitsu_nojayjay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@justsomekid6847 Just saying that 99% of highschoolers are lazy

  • @TheWizardGamez
    @TheWizardGamez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "men have it way easier with dating"
    Me: stop, you have lied, you haven't lived my life, you haven't been laughed at, you haven't been called "your like a brother"(NO STEP)

    • @Very-Cute-Cat
      @Very-Cute-Cat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No step no Alabama

    • @Mark12434
      @Mark12434 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "If we both had kids, I wish that they would get married because your so nice"

  • @Willinat
    @Willinat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    "Guys have more options"
    Bruh guys will accept almost any girl that asks them, while a girl will only accept their top choice.
    (Yes I know there are exceptions, but it seems that is how it normally works)

    • @HideFromIt
      @HideFromIt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      :v

    • @loopymomy2532
      @loopymomy2532 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I’m part of that exception. 🤦‍♀️ it’s just hard for some ppl honestly.

    • @Willinat
      @Willinat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@smoochchannelhoeshahahah lets be honest, its really just for some clicks.

    • @vivi-rm7dw
      @vivi-rm7dw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      who said ill accept top choices only?

    • @Willinat
      @Willinat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@vivi-rm7dw did you see my bit about the exceptions?

  • @roon7799
    @roon7799 3 ปีที่แล้ว +347

    Male tik tok love guru: Incel
    Female tik tok love guru: Femcel

    • @WhiteTigry
      @WhiteTigry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Succel(Incubus-Succubus)

    • @fuckthots
      @fuckthots 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@WhiteTigry yoooo its X Æ A-12

    • @cradodragmire1563
      @cradodragmire1563 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@WhiteTigry Incabus

    • @someone-mm5jz
      @someone-mm5jz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      And gay love guru : gacel

    • @solus2074
      @solus2074 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@WhiteTigry tell your father to give me a free tesla

  • @hihellowhat
    @hihellowhat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    5:37 "reasons why you're single"
    I don't wanna be in a realationship it's that simple lol 🌝

  • @GucciPucciMIH
    @GucciPucciMIH 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    “Men have it way easier when dating”
    *Me laying on my bed still with no girlfriend*

    • @authorbhattacharjee4957
      @authorbhattacharjee4957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Speedwagon doesn't need a gf
      He's the best waifu material himself

    • @Mark12434
      @Mark12434 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      19 years of being alone makes a guy forget the point of it all.

    • @StopWhiningManguideCultists
      @StopWhiningManguideCultists ปีที่แล้ว

      Dam I got reminded that I'm lonely😅

  • @michibmoon
    @michibmoon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I wonder how she feels about a woman asking out a man and it leads to a long term relationship

  • @fungalwater3175
    @fungalwater3175 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    I can imagine you opening tiktok, looking at the first thing on there and immediately opening your video editing software.

    • @thefunden9128
      @thefunden9128 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hater?

    • @fungalwater3175
      @fungalwater3175 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@thefunden9128 no it just seems funny to imagine it

    • @thefunden9128
      @thefunden9128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@fungalwater3175 oh, sorry for my misunderstanding

    • @fungalwater3175
      @fungalwater3175 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thefunden9128 nah it's good this comment took several attempts to write BC my brother walked past and said to stop hating lol

  • @sanctifiedfracture4579
    @sanctifiedfracture4579 3 ปีที่แล้ว +462

    The last thing I’ll ever do is rely on TikTok videos for advice.

    • @danlobs999
      @danlobs999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      You could use tik tok to know how not to act, pretty useful advice😂

    • @chaosdromanah8620
      @chaosdromanah8620 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂

    • @abdallahhussein9141
      @abdallahhussein9141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No I actually will use it when I lose my last brain cell😂

    • @pwwnzo
      @pwwnzo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same dude

    • @pwwnzo
      @pwwnzo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Any way heres my chill cat just for you

  • @maggiebrandy4309
    @maggiebrandy4309 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “This toxic cryptic 💩 is gonna drive us all insane”
    Meanwhile the two females I’ve had the pleasure of speaking to:
    “I like a boy but I can’t tell you” and “secret admirer” notes in my locker... =I

  • @splitsee2526
    @splitsee2526 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I love how she just lies to everyone and herself. What a crazy girl.

  • @ppleakage2785
    @ppleakage2785 3 ปีที่แล้ว +429

    Plot twist: She just wants an excuse to complain about her previous relationships

  • @brf5219
    @brf5219 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    They're not "intimidated" by your three businesses, they're pissed because you act like you're better than they are by shoving it in their face.
    Also, men aren't being "direct" because we get criticized for showing emotion and/or having an opinion.

  • @MiMiMiMi-du6jy
    @MiMiMiMi-du6jy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I honestly think no one has it easier unless you're literally beautiful or kind or you found your soulmate.😕

  • @chronalcactus9258
    @chronalcactus9258 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "We should normalise being direct" I feel like this is the kind of person to say I want nothing when you order food and then complain you didn't get her a pepperoni pizza with 3 garlic sticks from macdonalds

  • @Octh0
    @Octh0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    I pretty sure the main reason my bf likes me is because I'm kind to him so yeah just be kind and respectful to the person you like you might not fully understand them at times but make sure they know you're there for them

    • @kmxe3888
      @kmxe3888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That's legit good advice

    • @energeticgorilla
      @energeticgorilla 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Men get barely any compliments, so it’s always nice when we do, it helps more than you might think

    • @energeticgorilla
      @energeticgorilla 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Esperantrul Tristam aye man, i think youre a really cool dude, youre kinda cute aswell ngl

    • @filidolphini
      @filidolphini 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Esperantrul Tristam dude you’re so cool and i’m sure cute as hell, only cute people watch this channel and that’s a fact

    • @lo4568
      @lo4568 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'm sorry if this sounds weird but being nice and respectful should never be "enough". Like I expect everyone I meet to be respectful towards me and vice versa because that's just normal and being civilized. It's the bare minimum and there is so much more that goes into a relationship/friendship (but I might just be super picky).

  • @highlightermarca-texto3281
    @highlightermarca-texto3281 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Not to sound like an incel but the reason these women think like this is that they only see the really attractive men as "men." So to them yes, men have it easier in dating. Average men aren't "men" to them. And I've been told this by several women.

  • @jimbobcooter5161
    @jimbobcooter5161 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I mean personally when she said “Men need to more direct with their feelings” I feel out of my chair. I recall 2 separate occasions in my life in which a girl liked me and the only ones who were aware of it were other girls. Neither me or any of my male friends had any idea, and only through retroactively talking with one of her friends did I learn about. And without fail I get the reply “Oh it was sssooo obvious she was dropping so many hints” and I am out here flying blind

  • @barbariankinggamer3366
    @barbariankinggamer3366 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Girls: choose the guys that want them
    Boys: want the girls to choose them

  • @sulky_demon4764
    @sulky_demon4764 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    This whole thing is the equivalent of saying: "men don't live as long because they do dumb stuff and die"
    Women also can do dumb stuff and die

    • @simoneangeliquemaloney3990
      @simoneangeliquemaloney3990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Reminds of that one time I almost cut half my thumb because I held a sharpner blade upside down...
      I am an absolute idiot

    • @mancave10369
      @mancave10369 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We’re all idiots.

    • @WitherskellyYT
      @WitherskellyYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep

    • @WitherskellyYT
      @WitherskellyYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just settle it humans= idiots reject humanity, return to monkeeee

  • @dimitrijames00001
    @dimitrijames00001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    She is an onlyfans girl and Missouri is a very religious state so she really did call people who actually put effort in their selves over the fact they think it's she's a successful "business woman" from tiktok, insta, and onlyfans

    • @silvervoid8906
      @silvervoid8906 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      lmao

    • @samhg3658
      @samhg3658 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait, she is indeed a onlyfans girl? Lol

    • @IeeIee778
      @IeeIee778 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You'd have to pay me to have tiktok and onlyfans

  • @arbiter6859
    @arbiter6859 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This just shows that there are certain people who shouldn't or should never make tutorials such as people who are too inexperienced with what they're talking abt, advices that only works on themselves, and advices that are so twisted that it'll be too stupid to do ot execute on real life choices. The real way to each a cereal is to put milk first btw.

  • @maniik_flix4837
    @maniik_flix4837 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    4:57 "I cheated on my boyfriend cause I'm a cancer"
    Gives us Cancers a bad rep xDD

    • @lummi1426
      @lummi1426 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ikr, I like astrology, but I don't let it control my life. I was like this before, and I'm still a cancer♋

    • @originalname5598
      @originalname5598 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought for a second that you had cancer and I was about to say "I'm so sorry" lmao

  • @Skippyxlxlxl
    @Skippyxlxlxl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "A tiktok dating guru." i think tiktok hit a new low.

  • @JamalTheOBlockian
    @JamalTheOBlockian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    theres a quote “women marry who they want, Men marry who they can”

    • @demonslayereren3970
      @demonslayereren3970 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You have to be a fool if you sign a contract that when other creature leaves you it steals half your items hahaa
      This the best average mind our humans have? theres a reason why human is also a chain

    • @JamalTheOBlockian
      @JamalTheOBlockian 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@demonslayereren3970 prenup prenup prenup

  • @the_ch3mist
    @the_ch3mist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Of course she found a boyfriend in Florida, they’ll fit each other perfectly.

    • @user-re8tc1dg3b
      @user-re8tc1dg3b 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Breaking news:Florida man feeds his girlfriend to hungry gold fish because she is "too finansually stable"

    • @therapistrezn0x
      @therapistrezn0x ปีที่แล้ว

      financially*

  • @yourcrustytoenail2064
    @yourcrustytoenail2064 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Drinking water is so underrated ✋😩

    • @green7075
      @green7075 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I disagree

    • @magk2524
      @magk2524 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @ no

    • @Squeam9750
      @Squeam9750 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't diss water bro!

    • @crash4267
      @crash4267 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dating humans is overrated 🙄

    • @arashparthian_112
      @arashparthian_112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      3 am water is the best

  • @akirathearchibald7958
    @akirathearchibald7958 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    .01 seconds in and Im already spitting my coffee.

    • @twiffygames2093
      @twiffygames2093 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      glad i finished mine before watching

    • @KztotheT
      @KztotheT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@twiffygames2093 lol

    • @blackfoxgames4431
      @blackfoxgames4431 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@twiffygames2093 smooth af

    • @ionggirbea2440
      @ionggirbea2440 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I felt my IQ dropping just by looking at the thumbnail

  • @hhgff778
    @hhgff778 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    She isn't single because men are intimidated, it's cause she asumes all stereotypes about men are facts, and thinks she knows evertything.

    • @hellothere1172
      @hellothere1172 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      No, its because she does get with guys but rejects them because she is cancer, she said it herself

    • @hhgff778
      @hhgff778 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hellothere1172 yes, this too

  • @sonicchannel_official
    @sonicchannel_official 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That “PLeThORa” got me good

  • @hithere8789
    @hithere8789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Her: man have it easier with dating
    Me: Ma'am, I'm from a country where guys have to do the first move to a girl and I'm a introvert that is afraid of human interaction. And I can say that I've never had a girlfriend/boyfriend before.

  • @CasualAiden710
    @CasualAiden710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Womman:Men Dates Easy
    Men:why are we still here I haven't got a gf

    • @arashparthian_112
      @arashparthian_112 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Women:men have it easy
      Meanwhile 1/3 of men are virgins in recent study

  • @lilharm
    @lilharm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    8:53 the same reason you’d say “it’s nothing” while your emotions are imploding

  • @aravindkrishna2043
    @aravindkrishna2043 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This dude’s the wholesome and reasonable version of Leafy and I’ll take it.

  • @Fanimati0n
    @Fanimati0n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "Dating guru" gives bad dating advice. In other news, the sky is blue

    • @cryo311old
      @cryo311old 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In other news, the UK’s official language is English

    • @yeeyeecrackhaircut9574
      @yeeyeecrackhaircut9574 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cryo311old in our news czech country has mostly czech people wow mind blowing isnt it

    • @no-lf2cp
      @no-lf2cp 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Just a User with a cool ß in other news people who drinks water have 100% death rate

    • @Meliss_Ar
      @Meliss_Ar 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@no-lf2cp in other news, water is wet

  • @norbert_9681
    @norbert_9681 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "men have it easier"
    brain when im walking towards a girl: 0:37

    • @thenickstrikebetter
      @thenickstrikebetter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Even after you die, you will never get a girlfriend"

  • @reinq_5584
    @reinq_5584 3 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    Wait...
    "I cheated on my bf because I'm a *cancer* yaaay"
    - pegasus
    Lol
    Was that intentional or what😂
    Just admitted that they are indeed cancerous for the society lol

    • @ghostobiwankenobi6324
      @ghostobiwankenobi6324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think he was being smart by calling himself specifically a cancer

    • @squid5400
      @squid5400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Pop Cat Sorry I have to break up with you cause I have cancer

    • @ghostobiwankenobi6324
      @ghostobiwankenobi6324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@squid5400 sorry I have to go now because I'm a saggy-tittius

    • @reinq_5584
      @reinq_5584 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bruhhh I'm dying😂😂😂😂😂

    • @livi_babe4782
      @livi_babe4782 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@squid5400 I have to rain away cuz' I'm viagra 😔

  • @mOwOterboat
    @mOwOterboat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    8:50 little did he know what would happen to the dislikes

  • @marijad5412
    @marijad5412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    I think both guys and girls have a difficult time dating, but for pretty different reasons, like guys are expected to approach women first, make the first move, to be the one pursuing them, and they often don't get a bit of matches on dating sites, and women have it difficult because people you haven't even matched with will massage you, some guys will insult you at the drop of a hat if you don't respond right away, you will get explicit pic out of the blue, you will have to take so many precautions like meeting in a public place, having an escape plan, telling friends where you are going, just in case guy turns violent or tries something, so I can't really say one has it harder then the other

    • @roxassora2706
      @roxassora2706 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You forgot about looks.

    • @marijad5412
      @marijad5412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@roxassora2706 What do you mean? I think there are beauty standards for both, like guys are expected to be tall and in shape, but it's similar for girls, like for them to be not that tall, to be fit, to have a nice face, to wear a bit of makeup but not too much, stuff like that, so I don't really know what you are referring to?

    • @roxassora2706
      @roxassora2706 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@marijad5412 :Little boys only caring about what a woman looks like instead of her heart.

    • @orion_6346
      @orion_6346 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Esperantrul Tristam You’re down tremendous my guy

    • @orion_6346
      @orion_6346 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I 100% agree with all of this.

  • @obamacrockadile2136
    @obamacrockadile2136 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    I think Pegasus gives better dating advice than most people who give it

    • @silvervoid8906
      @silvervoid8906 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      that pfp is 👄👌

    • @FireCaT-
      @FireCaT- 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah my guy said he hasn't dated and doesn't care about it

    • @Huss_110
      @Huss_110 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@silvervoid8906 **click** noice

  • @hueyiroquois360
    @hueyiroquois360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I don’t know why people who believe in astrology are the types of people to generalize everything, imagine saying “the reason you’re not finding love is because it’s where you live” to a refugee from a wartorn country

  • @morgen3378
    @morgen3378 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    08:40 didnt age too well

  • @babers6737
    @babers6737 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I don't think a single living thing would pass up the oppurtunity to have a successful partner.

  • @waluigi3330
    @waluigi3330 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    How happy love works:
    Two people find each other and get to know each other
    They spend more time with each other and decide they want to date
    They decide that they are perfect for each other and get engaged and then married
    They live in a house together happily ever after until they both die
    Or
    The couple could break up/divorce and move on

  • @lapizite7879
    @lapizite7879 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Why can't men put more effort to communicate"
    Hey whats wrong? Why are you upset"
    "Oh I'm not upset at all! I'm perfectly fine, I just wanna be alone"
    "Oh ok I'll just leave you alone"
    "WHY ARE YOU LEAVING, YOU DEAF APE"

  • @nicoles_handle
    @nicoles_handle 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    being rejected is terribly demoralizing, just ask any telemarketer

  • @ComposedSage75
    @ComposedSage75 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    She must live in 🧢-land cuz that’s the only thing I can think of as to why she’s this delusional 😂

  • @Closet_lol
    @Closet_lol 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    She is the type of girl to drop a pencil in class, and get mad when you pick it up for her.

  • @chromatique_music
    @chromatique_music 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "You'll never get one even when you die!" How exactly do you expect to get a girlfriend after you die?

  • @troybuttsoupbarns2765
    @troybuttsoupbarns2765 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I don't " look for all my options". I just end up liking someone

  • @alcerdemon9768
    @alcerdemon9768 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Men are only loved if they provide something, women are loved by just existing.
    I think there might be some sort of inequality here mmmm

    • @samhg3658
      @samhg3658 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who tf gets loved just by existing (except parental love)?

  • @courtneyoriyomi
    @courtneyoriyomi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    “tiktok dating guru”
    🙃 wtf

  • @kris9539
    @kris9539 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    i believe that my soulmate will just suddenly show up in my room without me having to go outside

    • @SpoonDiceMusic
      @SpoonDiceMusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i just want them to come up and say theyre interested in a relationship.
      i think i have whats called "rejection axiety"
      i take rejection harder and thats a curse lol

    • @cam_sus
      @cam_sus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SpoonDiceMusic I succeded in the first try 😎

    • @cam_sus
      @cam_sus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SpoonDiceMusic You gotta take it slowly, but don't put yourself in the friendzone. Give some hints and be passionate about it; that's what I did; then, hopefully, they share it with you.

    • @cam_sus
      @cam_sus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SpoonDiceMusic Checked your channel. Hope it blows up sooner, because it will; you make good content.

    • @atharv675
      @atharv675 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha, loserrr
      *Same*

  • @googlecore510
    @googlecore510 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Me in 2022 when he talks about dislikes: Now that’s a word I haven’t able to be used TH-cam in a while

  • @unmotivatedcreature9000
    @unmotivatedcreature9000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'm a girl and I told a guy I liked him once. Girls can do it too wtf
    Btw he rejected me (I'm not blaming him it's normal) and I will never find the confidence to confess someone or even making the first move again but that's because I'm a loser with zero confidence lol

    • @someone-mm5jz
      @someone-mm5jz 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah a girl once asked me out I said no sorry and she threw a her wine glass at me and her friends and her tryed to strip me thank god my friends got me out of there

    • @residententiy
      @residententiy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@someone-mm5jz *w h a t*

  • @Lukas-Roest
    @Lukas-Roest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Be more direct". We are. Most of the time girls are the ones complicating things. Atleast in the Netherlands.

    • @libtard.4844
      @libtard.4844 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thats the same everywhere man I had a lot of friends that where girls growing up and they don't even understand eachother.

    • @Lukas-Roest
      @Lukas-Roest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@libtard.4844 Ahh thank you for the clarity.

    • @lo4568
      @lo4568 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Can't relate to this at all. I'm a girl and I'm the type of person who's like: this is who I am, this is what I want, take it or leave. Pretty simple, most people get it, but there are always some dudes who think they can try their "magic persuasion tactics" or mindgames on me and make me fall in love with them, even though I have told them straight up what my intentions were. They will never say how they feel about you and be honest, but they will always try to persuade you. Pretty annoying at this point.

    • @Lukas-Roest
      @Lukas-Roest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lo4568 I do get that, but in general I am not saying there are no exceptions, women are the less direct ones. And trying to make someone fall in love with you when they said no is not acceptable, and it is rude , and wrong on so many levels.

  • @Beth190103KitCat01
    @Beth190103KitCat01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    seems like she's just trying to find excuses for herself lol you know she messed up when even people like me who've never tried dating can recognise how wrong she is

  • @Wsimard7
    @Wsimard7 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Literally had a argument about this like 4 days ago. It was utter BS, they wouldn’t agknowlage or talk about anything I said. They were to stuck in there own mind to see what I was saying. Nothing I said got through to them so I gave up ending with the fact that I caught that dub in the argument.

  • @Life_Basketball
    @Life_Basketball 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    On behalf of Missouri, I apologize for this woman

  • @aurora_sleeping_beauty_
    @aurora_sleeping_beauty_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I feel like it depends who has it harder based on their situation. A woman or man could have a bad situation that makes it harder for them when it comes to dating.

  • @akirathearchibald7958
    @akirathearchibald7958 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Men only have 2-3 women average theyre talking to, whilst women have 100 guys already thirsting her inbox every second of the day

    • @pexxie3596
      @pexxie3596 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Im a woman and why my dms so dry

  • @biggmackthewackslack6654
    @biggmackthewackslack6654 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Men choose who to pursue, women pick through who persued."
    So...what if that man doesnt know how to pursue? Or knows he has to and overcompensated, seeming like a clingy pleaser?
    As a guy I feel it's very difficult