This Commenter had a Meltdown on Bao's Newest Video

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  • @butternuts842
    @butternuts842 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +4001

    Man really got angry seeing a real woman

    • @ManiX207
      @ManiX207 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +202

      his phobia triggert

    • @mosesjoe3763
      @mosesjoe3763 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +219

      It's a sad child that found santa without a costume, got really upset then cried about it.

    • @darklazerx7913
      @darklazerx7913 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

      extremely relatable

    • @delicioustoes1136
      @delicioustoes1136 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +29

      WOMEN??!?!?!?!?!?!!??? 😡😡🤬🤬

    • @HutchTheWolf
      @HutchTheWolf 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +81

      Personally, I tend to avoid “face reveal” posts/videos; unless the cc posts it themselves. Kinda ruins the mystique and immersion if some rando does it instead.
      *This* dude is just schizo, though. Could be cognitive dissonance; his parasocial relationship being with the models and not Bao herself…

  • @olgoblin4593
    @olgoblin4593 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +3114

    This is the same energy as saying "YOU JUST LOST A CUSTOMER!" to Walmart

    • @mosesjoe3763
      @mosesjoe3763 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +105

      Child found Santa without a costume then got really upset and cried.

    • @neetpride5919
      @neetpride5919 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      Bao really is the Walmart of Vtubers

    • @rockinggamerdude
      @rockinggamerdude 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Lol

    • @amelianyoom9545
      @amelianyoom9545 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@VydijaRuksana okay sir… have a nice day… please come again

    • @strudelh
      @strudelh 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      “IM UNFOLLOWING!!” like nobody gaf

  • @Saritnem001
    @Saritnem001 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +2158

    "Officer help! I came here to watch Batman but theres only clips of Bruce Wayne!"

    • @aidenstormo7371
      @aidenstormo7371 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +59

      Good one, bro! 😂

    • @andreas.2494
      @andreas.2494 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +138

      "I ASKED FOR PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN BUT I ONLY GOT PHOTOS OF PETER PARKER!"

    • @vashta_nerada
      @vashta_nerada 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +44

      @@andreas.2494 'Why did you send me a bunch of selfies, Parker?!'

    • @manncake6828
      @manncake6828 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +25

      WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS IS SUPERMAN ITS JUST CLARK KENT SUPERMAN DOESN'T WEAR GLASSES

    • @DemiSupremi
      @DemiSupremi 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @Manncake to be fair. Unlike most superheroes. Clark Kent is the alter ego to Superman/Kal-El.

  • @Penultimeat
    @Penultimeat 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +360

    E-Whore is my favorite Winnie the Pooh character

    • @misamagica
      @misamagica 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +22

      I JUST CHOKED ON MY WATER

    • @xdani_thethinkingneko
      @xdani_thethinkingneko 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      Literally cackling over here 😭💙

    • @Maple-Gaming-z7x
      @Maple-Gaming-z7x 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      WHAT!? 😂

    • @SleepyGlaive
      @SleepyGlaive 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      I immediately thought of Eeyore when I heard that lmfao. Thank you for that

    • @linkin0983
      @linkin0983 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      😂😂

  • @DeathLeprecon
    @DeathLeprecon 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +792

    IRL women and touching grass. Bro's two greatest fears.

    • @petergao96
      @petergao96 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +25

      Now she just needs to take a shower

    • @luriothelucario250
      @luriothelucario250 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

      @@petergao96Thats not happening…

    • @Spooky-e4c
      @Spooky-e4c 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      No one touches grass. Stop repeating what you hear others say.

    • @jessieloise2152
      @jessieloise2152 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I mean he got really toxic for no reason but he's right. You will never see someone like bao at an event like holofes. Bao will never be treated like a normal vtuber because she isn't one, and that's fine as long as tourists don't come in and try to change norms to appease the vocal minority

    • @kizetherz
      @kizetherz 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      @@Spooky-e4c touching grass literally means being in contact with nature, aka being outside. stop taking everything so literal.
      also people do touch grass: hikers, people who go on picnics, people who play sports in fields, etc.

  • @TheThomasCW
    @TheThomasCW 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +1436

    Dude spent 20+ years seeing only in the second dimension, then saw the Z-Axis in action and his mind was torn in two.

    • @lolzmanxd3368
      @lolzmanxd3368 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +78

      His very essence was torn asunder after realizing that there is a world beyond the digital one

    • @DonPatrono
      @DonPatrono 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +37

      wait until he realizes that reality exists on the fourth axis of time, that's like twice as much dimensions he's used to

    • @pedrodvg
      @pedrodvg 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +41

      This guy is the whole Plato cave but in the end he decided to try throw hands with the sky 😂

    • @themanthemyth111
      @themanthemyth111 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      That Z axis really be doing things to my brain

    • @TheAyanamiRei
      @TheAyanamiRei 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      What's weird is she's shown her Fleshy IRL Body multiple times before this!!

  • @TheAlienmorph
    @TheAlienmorph 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1511

    There's a reason Merry made a career out of memes and shitposts lmao

    • @Chas-OTE
      @Chas-OTE 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +58

      Dude is the king of that shit 😂

    • @neraslight4997
      @neraslight4997 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +44

      And we love him for that

    • @Eiji475
      @Eiji475 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

      And depressing comics that make me sad

    • @growingoaks
      @growingoaks 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      whos that?

    • @bluexskyes
      @bluexskyes 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +26

      @@growingoaks CEO of Merryweather Media, the guy who dubbed the comment on the clip

  • @oh3681
    @oh3681 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +425

    That guy is probably the only person to ever genuinely get fooled by Perry the platypus putting on his hat, he is the same guy who would get fooled by Team Rocket's disguise

    • @Ruinah
      @Ruinah 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +26

      "A platypus? PERRY THE PLATYPUS?!

    • @BNuts
      @BNuts 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

      A cat?
      Raora the BEEG CAT?!

    • @RavetheLucario179
      @RavetheLucario179 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      This guy saw the sentient hot dog movie and lost touch since.

    • @Speederzzz
      @Speederzzz 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      ​@@BNuts We Chattini might be stupid...
      (But we never would call a queen bad names)

  • @NeuronActivation
    @NeuronActivation 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +2309

    Dude saw that Bao is actually a real person irl and decided to have a complete meltdown lol

    • @samuelfawell9159
      @samuelfawell9159 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +96

      You mean… she’s not a anime girl IRL? NO!

    • @silverdraco2235
      @silverdraco2235 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +59

      Bro told us "I get none, even though I try" without actually saying it.

    • @ManiX207
      @ManiX207 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      tbf - not defending that dude but yeah i can see how people can sees boas content humor as ai xD

    • @silverdraco2235
      @silverdraco2235 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

      @@ManiX207 She DO be unhinged.

    • @anzaca1
      @anzaca1 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      @@ManiX207 How?

  • @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
    @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +808

    Bao and her friends should make another video. This time, they go outside, travel to multiple sites, all in pursuit to find who tf asked.

    • @jasonyang6150
      @jasonyang6150 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      Hello again lol

    • @Jira_the_Dragonborn
      @Jira_the_Dragonborn 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      I missed seeing your comments

    • @CatLeone2003
      @CatLeone2003 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      We need you, man.

    • @scottpeltier3977
      @scottpeltier3977 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      You again

    • @theshenanigans3463
      @theshenanigans3463 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Each with shirts that have a print of comments like this. Bao has this comment, the others I'm sure can find their own.

  • @okname5335
    @okname5335 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +743

    mans whole world view was shattered by mushroom foraging

    • @mosesjoe3763
      @mosesjoe3763 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +31

      Child found Santa without a costume then got really upset and cried about it.

    • @Arrynek01
      @Arrynek01 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

      Compare that to Thor's story from the shoot. That they met a random dude in the middle of the woods and he recognized him as PirateSoftware. So they had a chill chat and he was on his way.

    • @tanuki01
      @tanuki01 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      @@Arrynek01Thor being a face streamer helps
      That and good old fashioned double standards for men

    • @willsword8100
      @willsword8100 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      The plot of Super Mario Bros is it not?

  • @DKaiju7
    @DKaiju7 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +797

    Bro couldn't have both. 😂 We eating like kings while he's trying to ration a single bean.

    • @PennyEvolus
      @PennyEvolus 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +59

      bro has his cake bro could eat his cake too but bro is throwing his cake in the bin

    • @roguescorner9042
      @roguescorner9042 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +60

      Virgin "Only virtual 2D girls allowed" mindset vs Chad "Both is good" mindset.

    • @CryptidZealot
      @CryptidZealot 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      And his bean isn't even physical, it's like having an imaginary friend, realizing they're real and going "WTF?!"

  • @dustyfedora
    @dustyfedora 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +415

    My favorite part of this is that this isn’t even the first time Bao has done an IRL stream/video

    • @CyanAmity
      @CyanAmity 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +24

      Far from the first one, in fact. To my knowledge, she’s made a good number of IRL streams and videos.

    • @Derfalken
      @Derfalken 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

      ​@@VydijaRuksana God, those rules are so cringe.

    • @N1CH0_N1N3
      @N1CH0_N1N3 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +36

      ​@@Derfalken Taking into account that Japan has a history of stalking...
      The core of vtubing there is really to protect privacy, but that's not a rule.
      It's a rule to only respect the stream and if you know the vtuber's previous life or personal account, don't talk all the time.

    • @Helixneek
      @Helixneek 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@DerfalkenBro, Hololive vtubers as considered idols. They do concerts and shit, and do you know how fucking nuts idol fans are?

  • @Lich_V.
    @Lich_V. 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +411

    Merryweather giving of major "piss drrrRRRRrrrroplets" and "I'm going to piss on the moooon!" energy!

    • @Megalomaniakaal
      @Megalomaniakaal 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +32

      Merry would piss on the moon, unironically.
      edit: TBF, so would I.

    • @tristanribeiro7903
      @tristanribeiro7903 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      it's so true ! Now I can't unhear it ! 😭🤣

    • @eveasterville7252
      @eveasterville7252 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      I love snapcube quotes lol

  • @Penultimeat
    @Penultimeat 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +135

    I interpret this as “When you’re 2D I can at least delude myself into believing I have a chance”

    • @royal_stray7734
      @royal_stray7734 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      I agree...but I also get wanting the immersion and not wanting to see their irl faces. But then it's just easier to keep scrolling. Or maybe stick to watching only Holo or Phase

    • @billcipher8645
      @billcipher8645 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@royal_stray7734if he doesn't want to see irl faces.. he can play a game?? Read a novel? Like, what is this? A vtuber is a real person

    • @wrightcember
      @wrightcember 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@royal_stray7734or ignore it!!

  • @JackDespero
    @JackDespero 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +146

    Just wait until he learns that Bao is not a 3d "e-wh*re" but a 4D whale tesseract.

  • @lleom7838
    @lleom7838 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +197

    Thanks to Merry, now I imagine this guy as a old century pastor getting baby rage mode mad over seeing a woman's exposed ankles to the public

    • @NakaharaChuuya_SKK
      @NakaharaChuuya_SKK 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      THATS PERFECT OMG I SEE IT 😭

    • @CrazyGrlXP
      @CrazyGrlXP 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      THAT'S THE ENERGY THOUGH 🤣

  • @fieryphoenix82
    @fieryphoenix82 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +865

    The thing I hate most about this whole situation is that Merry dropped that dramatic reading so fast that now all the other people doing one just don't hold up next to Merry's

    • @techead23
      @techead23 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +84

      That accent was what made it perfect

    • @DinodieTonight
      @DinodieTonight 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +54

      I don't know man. Fredrik Knudsen's voice is iconic.

    • @Animebryan2
      @Animebryan2 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      Reminds me of that Flowers of Algernon reference from SAO Abridged.

    • @autohmae
      @autohmae 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +26

      If an idea spreads, best to take it as a compliment.
      Other said in an other way:
      “Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery that mediocrity can pay to greatness.”
      ― Oscar Wilde

    • @KaradachTheHun
      @KaradachTheHun 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      Roy Chiato's reading was also pretty damn good

  • @tigris115
    @tigris115 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +799

    Ok anytime a dude unironically refers to women as "females," he's gone

    • @isntyournamebacon
      @isntyournamebacon 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +96

      Always makes me think of the Ferengi from DS9. "FEE-MALES". Guy is nuts. Bao 'shroom hunting. Oh no lol

    • @dankmemester123
      @dankmemester123 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      have you guys ever seen that video of tim pool childishly banging his desk and saying "ukraine is the greatest enemy of mankind"? for me this was like that but instead of "ukraine" it's "females" lmao.

    • @samuraitadpole5459
      @samuraitadpole5459 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +27

      "in today's news if you call something what it is you're apparently crazy"

    • @ninjakirby777
      @ninjakirby777 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +133

      @@samuraitadpole5459ok but like you can tell there’s a difference between how that post was saying it to someone saying it normally

    • @a13m34
      @a13m34 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      You can just say woman bro ​@@samuraitadpole5459

  • @Gamesmarts194
    @Gamesmarts194 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +147

    Bao: "I am the most pure being on this Earth."
    I'm reporting this video for deceptive content.

    • @BNuts
      @BNuts 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +23

      Bao _is_ pure. Pure thirst.

    • @Ragnarok222R
      @Ragnarok222R 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      ​@@BNuts it's a good thing she's a whale. If she wasn't aquatic she'd instantly die of thirst.

  • @DarukaEon
    @DarukaEon 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +220

    Merry's dub is S-tier. 🤣

  • @ChrisBleu
    @ChrisBleu 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +54

    Man practically created a copypasta unironically because he saw a real woman 🤣

  • @drabkebab
    @drabkebab 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +71

    A VTuber is not a virtual person, they are a real person with a virtual persona

    • @AlbertoMartinez765
      @AlbertoMartinez765 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      This is a crazy person who wrote that..and your 100% right the PERSON is the VTuber that uses a Vtuber Model, not the other way around. This Guy probably thinks that a Truck Driver MUST go everywhere with his truck ( including the bathroom and inside his house) or he isn't a truckdriver.

    • @BlackTakGolD
      @BlackTakGolD 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      No, it depends on the vtuber if they want to interact with it, it can be a virtual person that they play as, like an actor, I'll argue that an actor can be described as a virtual person, fake from behavior to attire.

    • @drabkebab
      @drabkebab 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@BlackTakGolD In that case it's still the persona that is virtual, the person is still a real person. It's just that their virtual persona happens to be of a character instead of being a virtual persona of themselves. If anything that makes the VTuber even *_less_* virtual, because they are one more degree removed from their virtual persona

    • @BlackTakGolD
      @BlackTakGolD 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@drabkebab I'm not saying that there isn't a real person, it's a different thing. I'm saying that how people treat characters enacted in a movie as people of their own, is less about 'personas' which imply a level of desired focus to the real person by said person, while things like 'highly immersive vtubers' or actors in a movie as characters, differ in how they are treated by the audience, they are considered as virtual persons with their own contextualization, behaviors, attire, and the actor tries their best to make a separate individual than their own, rather than an implied extension like a persona, and more importantly, the audience treats it as a separate completely new person by their suspension of disbelief.

    • @scottpeltier3977
      @scottpeltier3977 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

      They want the persona because the persona has a story behind it. Then they lose it when they realize…shit it was just that…a story

  • @r.pizzamonkey7379
    @r.pizzamonkey7379 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +36

    Ngl the words "e-whore" really made me think of "Eeyore", which just made it funnier to me.

  • @jilliancrawford7577
    @jilliancrawford7577 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +531

    Man got butthurt that his "immersion was ruined". Great way to handle things like this is to laugh at it.
    This needs to be a Copypasta.

    • @mosesjoe3763
      @mosesjoe3763 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +31

      A sad child that found santa without a costume, got really upset then cried about it.

    • @alvintollah
      @alvintollah 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      Merry's recitement cements its Copypasta status. 😂

    • @thebraveguy9808
      @thebraveguy9808 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      What is the appeal of copypastas? I've never really understood why people think they're hilarious. That's not trying to be judgy btw, I just genuinely don't get it yet.

    • @LeHarmacist
      @LeHarmacist 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      It's just the absurdity of it that makes me exhale in a certain manner​@@thebraveguy9808

    • @HypercomboProduction
      @HypercomboProduction 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      ​@thebraveguy9808
      Same reasons why people like memes and other repetitive jokes. They are funny, come out of left field, and can be an inside joke, but random enough that others can join in on the fun.

  • @NotsilYmerej
    @NotsilYmerej 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +142

    While anonymity is a major reason for people to do Vtubing, it’s not the only reason. Besides, people doxxed Camilla, and I don’t think she streams her irl face.

    • @mk_gamíng0609
      @mk_gamíng0609 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +35

      She did meet fans face to face (With mask on)
      The person who stalked her I think it was heavily hinted he gave the gift with the tracker to her in person

    • @snappingbrute02
      @snappingbrute02 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +31

      ​@mk_gamíng0609 yeah he confirmed to the police that it was in the gift he gave her (she talks about it in a video she posted). I can't imagine the fear of something like that happening

    • @NotsilYmerej
      @NotsilYmerej 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      @@snappingbrute02 there are some crazy people out there. Horrible, crazy people

    • @CyanAmity
      @CyanAmity 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      @@snappingbrute02yeah, that is certainly some scary shit. And what made me completely lose faith in humanity was when the basement dwellers came crawling out and had the audacity to blame CAMILA for what happened… that made me SO angry 🤬

    • @Power-9Hunnid
      @Power-9Hunnid 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@mk_gamíng0609✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️

  • @hoggo3789
    @hoggo3789 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +182

    "Thanks for the content, viewer" -Bao, probably

  • @spoon2736
    @spoon2736 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +229

    Fred using his Down the Rabbithole voice nearly fucking killed me

    • @hoggo3789
      @hoggo3789 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      Yes! I found that one first. Comedy gold

    • @HarrisBoe
      @HarrisBoe 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Fat Nuts Frank did a reading? I gotta find that.

    • @heistingcrusader_ad3223
      @heistingcrusader_ad3223 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      So is Fred actually Down the Rabbit hole or he did a really good impression?
      Edit: Nevermind, don't answer that, i already feel stupid enough

    • @icarusthorn9739
      @icarusthorn9739 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@heistingcrusader_ad3223 lmaoooo

    • @andrester88
      @andrester88 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I was just expecting a meow meow PURR at the end

  • @Vitharasdfg
    @Vitharasdfg 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +45

    "Sir, please, let go of my arm, i asked if you wanted pickles with your burger" kind of energy.

  • @lunar9342
    @lunar9342 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +24

    He's just upset that Bao wasn't actually a 30+ balding, overweight man.

  • @alvintollah
    @alvintollah 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +66

    My guy might actually believe that Roger Rabbit is a documentary. 😂

  • @Tonixman
    @Tonixman 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +22

    Bro literally saw an IRL woman and chose "fight or flight"!

  • @brianwalsh1339
    @brianwalsh1339 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +82

    People unironically say this shit online and then wonder why it’s so hard to talk to girls.

    • @3AnxiousFerretsInATrenchcoat
      @3AnxiousFerretsInATrenchcoat 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

      *talk to breathing entities.
      Aint no way anyone wants to spend time with this sort of personality

  • @spannerbrain
    @spannerbrain 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +145

    Dude woke up from bed that morning and chose madness

    • @autohmae
      @autohmae 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      Yeah... he went One Step Beyond

    • @waterking74
      @waterking74 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      People who make schizo posts like this do not sleep

    • @novafloresca7758
      @novafloresca7758 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@autohmae *ska intensifies*

    • @funghiman8492
      @funghiman8492 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      *brainlessness

    • @autohmae
      @autohmae 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@novafloresca7758 I knew at least a few people would get the reference. 🙂

  • @Sycrxw
    @Sycrxw 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

    3:27 I love the visceral "I was completely covered" lmao

  • @dekarot5990
    @dekarot5990 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +56

    All I hear is lemongrab and was waiting for to hear “THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!!!”

  • @ivanbluecool
    @ivanbluecool 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +395

    I haven't seen a meltdown this large since the numi jeans arc ended

    • @bruvlodski317
      @bruvlodski317 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +24

      The what?

    • @theghosttm8245
      @theghosttm8245 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      Jeans arc?
      Do tell. Sounds funny.

    • @clawsthewolf89
      @clawsthewolf89 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      Elaborate dear sir

    • @Afrochilla
      @Afrochilla 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

      I'm still not mentally over the numi jeans arc.

    • @freedomscale2957
      @freedomscale2957 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@clawsthewolf89 th-cam.com/video/gnJY3-8BEHU/w-d-xo.html

  • @kuyalumpiangsariwa8993
    @kuyalumpiangsariwa8993 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +27

    How peaceful it must be for him..... To have a mind unburdened by thought

  • @joshualee4720
    @joshualee4720 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +28

    Imagine getting clowned on by the very egirl you’re simping for 😂😂😂

    • @CeHee123
      @CeHee123 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      I hoped he watched that stream and had another hissy fit when he realised she had an entire segment dedicated to clowning on him.

  • @AlexorPwnsAll
    @AlexorPwnsAll 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +25

    Bro is the embodiment of the shadow on the cave allegory. Some bro comes in and shows him a real woman and he’s like “nah I like my shadow women.”

  • @ASRA177
    @ASRA177 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +22

    this has saying "i'll take my business elsewhere" at home depot vibes

  • @tenshishinamori5109
    @tenshishinamori5109 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +89

    "BEEEEEE SOME EEEEEEE WHOOOOORE!" in Merry's accent is hilarious.

  • @traductus3337
    @traductus3337 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +189

    "please pick a f-ing lane" ... man, if it was not clear before, you can tell by this line, that this dude is a league player.

    • @TheInhumanBeatdown
      @TheInhumanBeatdown 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +33

      To be fair the Pick a Lane saying has been around years before League. I remember hearing it when I was a kid.

    • @Somerandomjingleberry
      @Somerandomjingleberry 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +34

      Lanes… refer to driving. So many people who don’t play that shit say lane.
      Then again whoever this guy is probably doesn’t have a license and never goes outside so maybe that is the kind of lane he means

    • @TheInhumanBeatdown
      @TheInhumanBeatdown 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      @@Somerandomjingleberry This is true though as a metaphor its often meant stay with something you're good at and focus on it, don't split your attention across multiple things.

    • @user-zl9vh2xr6b
      @user-zl9vh2xr6b 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@Somerandomjingleberry henry ford was top 500 in league

    • @3AnxiousFerretsInATrenchcoat
      @3AnxiousFerretsInATrenchcoat 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@user-zl9vh2xr6bunlikely. Bro had to have been wood 4, otherwise there's no way he'd ever succeed with a company

  • @EdwardJamesSuico
    @EdwardJamesSuico 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +61

    Reality can be hard for certain people.

  • @FalkaRiannon
    @FalkaRiannon 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +24

    God that comment gives of "You are not only cheating the game, you are cheating yourself." and "I am already 12!" energy.

  • @Vanom.
    @Vanom. 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +59

    Bro was rattling off that copypasta like the climax of a shakespeare play 😂

  • @redjules1215
    @redjules1215 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

    That dub is fire. And the original commentor is unhinged.

  • @mithosaurion151
    @mithosaurion151 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

    Bro said something cringe and ACTUALLY got replied to with a laughing anime girl reaction. 😂

  • @TheKyrix82
    @TheKyrix82 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

    I never understood cute aggression until Chibi Bao. I fucking HATE how cute she is. I don't want to HURT the Chibi, but I radiate rage in it's presence, because it is SO cute. This beats the BEEGSmol models for cuteness.

  • @charlesmurphy5644
    @charlesmurphy5644 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +52

    I can’t take how freaking cute Bao’s chibi model is‼️😺

    • @charlesmurphy5644
      @charlesmurphy5644 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      PS How could anyone be upset seeing such a cute irl girl! Her eyes are so amazing 😻

    • @xinlou6707
      @xinlou6707 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Yea i love the chibi trend thats going on with vtuber models.

    • @awesomeiphone597
      @awesomeiphone597 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@charlesmurphy5644and she’s really pretty tbh her numi yuzu squ juniper i could go on and on 😂😂😂

    • @awesomeiphone597
      @awesomeiphone597 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@xinlou6707same

    • @tanuki01
      @tanuki01 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      It suits her way more than it should. Like, it perfectly distills her Little Shit Energy

  • @ChrisVillagomez
    @ChrisVillagomez 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +62

    It's like blud was originally worried about Bao's safety like what happened with Camila but he got so worked up that he wrote that, or it's a banger troll comment 😂😂😂

    • @kaeinnn
      @kaeinnn 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I really hope it's a troll comment. Because what they're actually saying is "anyone (woman) that shows their face deserves getting their house broken into".... really exudes "she deserved it for wearing a mini-skirt" energy

    • @linkin0983
      @linkin0983 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Either way, it's psychotic behavior to have the time to write all of it 😅

  • @Timeskipper-g2n
    @Timeskipper-g2n 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +109

    Damn, dude is really mad that women have bodies for some reason.

    • @jays.6843
      @jays.6843 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +31

      You just summarized chronically online alt-right weirdos as a whole.

    • @Timeskipper-g2n
      @Timeskipper-g2n 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      @@jays.6843 That was my intention.

    • @lunavioleta001
      @lunavioleta001 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      Probably the same type of guy who gets mad over video game characters not being "hot enough".

    • @3AnxiousFerretsInATrenchcoat
      @3AnxiousFerretsInATrenchcoat 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Headcanon: it's a bot angry that "a fellow virtual being" turned out to have a body. He's just a human-bot segragationist jealous of someone being able to be in two realms at once

  • @DemonicafroJB
    @DemonicafroJB 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +27

    Bao went out and touched grass and my boy got jealous of the grass smh

    • @3AnxiousFerretsInATrenchcoat
      @3AnxiousFerretsInATrenchcoat 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I don't think he has a concept of what grass is, maybe he's upset that the video triggered his fear of the outside

  • @dh7367
    @dh7367 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

    Imagine being offended by Bao being a real human, I was more shocked Thor had legs and Bao breached his moat of grass the natural vtuber repellent.

  • @TheDudeGuyBroManPerson
    @TheDudeGuyBroManPerson 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    The audacity to be a real person, smh. 😂

  • @RedUnit10
    @RedUnit10 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

    How dare Bao be an attractive and funny real woman! Who does she think she is? A living being!?

  • @blazestorms2009
    @blazestorms2009 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +23

    Merry reading this made it 20x funnier

  • @CreamyFacial
    @CreamyFacial 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +22

    Bro really said, "My Queen! How Dare You!"

  • @evd549
    @evd549 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +50

    See if he wrote dialog for Bethesda NPCs maybe it wouldn’t be so repetitive

    • @crystalcat64
      @crystalcat64 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Man reminded me more of Elden Ring. Real "CUUUUUUURSE YOU, BAYLE!" energy

  • @hoao9007
    @hoao9007 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    Someone doesn't want to accept the fact that behind a Vtuber is still a f**king real person.

  • @saximaphone
    @saximaphone 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    Merry sounds like a fucking 90's cartoon villain in that clip lol
    And Spoon sounds like Torbek.

  • @Nintendo_Gamer1889
    @Nintendo_Gamer1889 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    Holy shit.....this guy needs a hug.

  • @Naivorful
    @Naivorful 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    The mushroom video was very fun. Was watching it while having a high fever and hallucinating, which was an INTERESTING combination, I tell you!

  • @WhiteWolfie_95
    @WhiteWolfie_95 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +24

    😆merryweathers reading was so good 😆

  • @FrogWizard224
    @FrogWizard224 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    The absolute best content is reading youtube comments as an english aristocrat

  • @ryanchong9965
    @ryanchong9965 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    Lowkey wanna hear Gianni Gabriel cover this it would be so fucking funny.

    • @Levleup
      @Levleup 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      You could try sending it to him for 30$ on kofi!

  • @PinBiohazard
    @PinBiohazard 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Mans got a serious case of "Need To Touch Grass" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @passiveaggresivesquirrel2052
    @passiveaggresivesquirrel2052 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

    "muh immersion" with some misogyny sprinkled in, truly a cherry on top.

    • @zhiracs
      @zhiracs 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Nah, it's a heaping plateful of misogyny with "muh immersion" as a garnish.

  • @sleepydrifter6355
    @sleepydrifter6355 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    Yo, that Merryweather cover goes so hard with the music, I could rewatch it so many more times. 😂

  • @ffwast
    @ffwast 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    Bro forgot he was watching the couch gooner

  • @flashtheshapeshafter
    @flashtheshapeshafter 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

    Same energy as the you are not a gamer and the phrase it's just a game, dudes really going through it just because he found out she is indeed an actual person😂

  • @Desdelon
    @Desdelon 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

    Mans was probably seeing a woman irl for the first time in 20 years and it reminded him of his mother that would always put him in a kennel for misbehaving. Mans just has PTSD 😂

  • @A_Flying_Ogre
    @A_Flying_Ogre 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +44

    I need more dramtic comment readings by Merryweather. That was brilliant.

  • @DatFatThor
    @DatFatThor 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    The funniest part of this entire thing is bro apparently missed the multiple irl streams Bao has done lmao

  • @dieselsandwich42
    @dieselsandwich42 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Touching grass isn't gonna help that guy, he's gotta touch mushrooms.

  • @kittykayla3777
    @kittykayla3777 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Her laugh killed me and made me laugh pretty hard

  • @KaizerTheFightingDemon
    @KaizerTheFightingDemon 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    That Voice FING Killed me LMAO 🤣 😂

  • @Adam.C
    @Adam.C 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Bruh, took 2D over 3D to a whole other level.

  • @Sir_Saki
    @Sir_Saki 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

    I said it before but man, bro was having a whole crash out over seeing people mushroom hunting.
    He must not have seen Bao before cause this ain't the first time she's shown herself irl. I TRULY wonder what was going through his mind to type all that out lol.

  • @OriginalCalcharo
    @OriginalCalcharo 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    MERRY IS SO FUCKING FUNNY 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 he's like a real life Sebastian from kuroshitsuji

  • @awesomephantom4161
    @awesomephantom4161 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +22

    0:20 you could say his funny bone is broken. 😉

    • @EthanSeville
      @EthanSeville 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      th-cam.com/video/cWSvI3F5kdQ/w-d-xo.htmlsi=DtdZ3s37nffEQ30m
      Womp womp womp

  • @ALowlyWretch
    @ALowlyWretch 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    From what I gather by this poster's logic the only "real" Vtuber is Neuro-Sama since they are completely a virtual entity.

  • @joeramsay6269
    @joeramsay6269 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Dude was really like “I’m gonna show everyone how much of a moron I am”

  • @jaredthehawk3870
    @jaredthehawk3870 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    Guy would have a fatal aneurysm with Vex, Zolon, Papamutt, and friends... they show their faces often.

  • @jamesvivian2855
    @jamesvivian2855 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    I hope this unhinged rant becomes an immortal copypasta shitpost up with the marine seal rant

  • @BlueBerry2283
    @BlueBerry2283 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    I said it before and I'll say it again. He got uncomfortable seeing that his little fantasy was actually about a real woman and couldn't handle it

  • @friendlyhobo6483
    @friendlyhobo6483 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +22

    Sounds like something Lucy would say as joke.

  • @stumpynubs7639
    @stumpynubs7639 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +23

    I think they have not been taking their meds

    • @dankmemester123
      @dankmemester123 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      bro was like "you need to be using your vtuber model to avoid insane people, like me!".

  • @vic-sd9mi
    @vic-sd9mi 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    I really really enjoyed the mushroom foraging video as a mushroom enthusiast, keep doing you bao!

  • @KLBR_42665
    @KLBR_42665 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    that guy is probably seething right now lol

  • @immortallegacy100
    @immortallegacy100 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I can't stop watching this video. Freaking Merry should make this a series.

  • @joerenzi2373
    @joerenzi2373 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Wait a second.....Bao isn't really a literal animated character? *flips table while crying and shidding pants*

  • @InsanoDeedz
    @InsanoDeedz 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    The guy was clearly in his room, in the basement of his mother's house, in stained underwear and a crusty t-shirt, having an olympic level tantrum. That rage level for a really nice IRL video should be studied.

  • @nyzurix2586
    @nyzurix2586 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    just wait till the dude learns bout the fansly

  • @sugoiboi6969
    @sugoiboi6969 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Hearing a number of these names all in the same place; Fredrik Knudsen, PrincessElle, Merryweathery, it's like having dolls from different IP's on the same shelf. I love it.

  • @mildlydazed9608
    @mildlydazed9608 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    Bro crashed out so badly a monsterfker was laughing at him.

  • @-ElysianEcho-
    @-ElysianEcho- 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The mushroom video was amazing, they genuinely just went out and had fun and brought us along

  • @JTBassvocals
    @JTBassvocals 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    This guy reminds me of a quote from a robotic character. I think the bot was from borderlands and he said something like this:
    "I am neither man nor woman, but both deserve more respect than you."

  • @T3ch0verlord
    @T3ch0verlord 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Looks like someone's suspension of disbelief was broken and then proceeded to have a meltdown.

  • @damnyiffers
    @damnyiffers 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    This is my first time seeing this cute ass model. Chibi bao is so freaking cute. 8k bao is kinda cute too tho ngl