Not even 30 minutes in and I cried laughing at Pat coming in hot answering a question that wasn't asked and Keon checking all the way out on the booger convo! 😂
I look forward to these every Monday! Thank you all for keeping us laughing at the randomnesses. I love that you can make side random conversations out of anything! 😂😂😂
I love the discussion on electricity vs indoor plumbing. This was my life for the first 11 years of my life. The climate would be the deciding factor for me.
If you don't mind me asking. I was just thinking about this after Meg mentioned it. How do the doctors get the poop the baby left behind out of the birth canal? Did they just like shoot water up there or something?
@@Mrrsmtchll2 My son pooped in the sack/placenta. When my water broke the tiny poop balls came out. Then when I had pushed some more came out. Once I had him all the way out a little more came out. They didn't give antibiotics because it had just happened. But did give my Son meds just incase, like oral and for his eyes.
@@ithomas5230 Same here... just gray-green water because the waste wasn't solidified. Placenta was still intact, nothing adheres that doesn't come off.
Meg saying placenta AFTER the pregnancy is just cheatin again. It’s right now. The question is asked now. Not after 9 months. 😂 come on now. She can’t keep getting away with ruining the questions. 😂😂😂
Yesssssss CPs apart of the cast I like him as the Kevin replacement because he has a rapport with you guys and y’all actually hang out together so that’s dope
I know what Meg is talking about. I didn't hear the original version of "Scarred" by Luke until a few years ago, and I couldn't believe how vulgar it was! Lol Back in the day, they actually made a clean version of songs like that, with an alternate set of lyrics (instead of sound effects or gaps where curse words are), so we didn't feel like we were missing anything.
That whole booger convo was so disgusting 🤣🤣🤣 (Edit) that last topic had me divided because I’ve been in similar situations where we didn’t have running water and no electricity (not at the same time). I think would prefer running water but no electricity
In todays world I’d take “no running” water. I can buy water at the store or find a neighbor to get water from.. if u feel up a bucket 🪣 with water u can flush a toilet lol. With all the TH-cam, Hulu etc I need electricity 😂
"Buy ah bag of boogers" is'sa wiiild phrase to hear. I make sure 2listen 2dis podcast w/my earbuds bc I can't have ppl walkin by me & hear the wild ish y'all be sayn like: "buy ah bag of boogers 4rm China or Mexico" Ppl will think I'm weird af! Lol!😆
@@LincolnlynxJ My sincerest apologies for spending 40 hours researching who you are & then sending my goons to track you down & force you, by gun point, to read & comment on my comment. You didn't deserve that. I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me one day
Pat asked if the baby eats the placenta through the pregnancy 😭😭 Pat please read a book or something 😭 he knows all the conspiracies but not the basic info😭 still love him tho
no bs i was eatin a good ass blizzard from Dairy Queen and was too happy while I watched this, got to the second question and said "Damn that shit crazy, fuck both of these"
Creth and Mackheads is CRAZY 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Hey Tom! Tahir took a chance with pronouncing all of these syllables yet had a tongue malfunction! We’ll see how he’ll fair throughout the rest of the episode after the tongue stroke! Back to you! 😂😂😂😂😂
tahir flexing with delta flight tickets remind me of the ol tahir, b4 zooming wit the homies 9:32 just watch CP cringe face when tahir keeps talking about his flight tickets
Not even 30 minutes in and I cried laughing at Pat coming in hot answering a question that wasn't asked and Keon checking all the way out on the booger convo! 😂
Keon’s chill balances out CP’s wildness. In fact, this is the perfect rotation bc all their personalities balance each other out lol.
Keon face when he heard pat works out lol
I just went back to see that lmao
CP OUT HERE TALKING WITH THE FRESH CUT VOICE
Hell yeah! LMAOO
Right Cp doing the spiceadams laugh for the next few weeks til it nap again lol
Meg took his old voice
🤣😂 That man feeling himself.
🥴😂😂😂😂
Pat: "Hell naw"
CP: "Cursing is the shit"
Tahir: "Fk all that"
Cursing is essential lol
14:06 - “The difference between creth and mackheads” 😂
😂😂😂😂
"Hey Tom??"
*presses finger to ear*
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I didn’t even catch that 😂😂😂😂🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I hope this show never ends ❤️❤️❤️😁😁😁...as a Nurse this starts my stressful ass week off right
It’s literally the only good part of Monday mornings. Would be lost without that TH-cam notification and thumbnail, always brings a smile to my face.
@@wajikhantv sooooo true 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽
Oh yes same!
As a teacher its the same low key
My sentiment exactly I literally look forward to this every Monday
I love that face Pat makes when he's confused. Guaranteed at least once every episode
Curse words lowkey are almost like an emotion. You need them so to set the mood your in at that moment.
My man Tahir said creth and mackheads!😂😂🤣
Meg is so beautiful she’s glowing out here!
🎵there’s some clothes in this house🎵 CP be cracking me up 😂😂😂
Issa bop
Ok! 🤣🤣🤣
46:47 when Keon makes his whole self crack up.. 😭🤣 wow
Keon's face when they started talking about pregnant crackheads. HAHAHA!!
🔥🤣🤣 this show will always make the beginning of the week so much better!!!! I appreciate CP taking over for Kev he’s so Gold!! 313 be out here!!!
313 we out here! #MisterWalter
You already know
I look forward to these every Monday! Thank you all for keeping us laughing at the randomnesses. I love that you can make side random conversations out of anything! 😂😂😂
Evry time Tahir addresses & treats Meg like the family 4rm Family Guy, it cracks me up!😄
I love the discussion on electricity vs indoor plumbing. This was my life for the first 11 years of my life. The climate would be the deciding factor for me.
So they just gonna skip passed Tahir saying "Creth and Mackheads"? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
“Hey Tom”
@@ndn624 right🤣
When? Time stamp please
We went from crack to booger dealings to baby boy being trash lol
I love it
That vanilla ice cream joke damn near took me out 😂 CP Man
My Son pooped in me twice while in labor.. My mom and Husband was like "Your literally full of ish".. 😂
If you don't mind me asking. I was just thinking about this after Meg mentioned it. How do the doctors get the poop the baby left behind out of the birth canal? Did they just like shoot water up there or something?
@@Mrrsmtchll2
Meg's incorrect. A baby's poop in the womb ain't stuck to placenta. They may give the mom an antibiotic.
@@Mrrsmtchll2 My son pooped in the sack/placenta. When my water broke the tiny poop balls came out. Then when I had pushed some more came out. Once I had him all the way out a little more came out. They didn't give antibiotics because it had just happened. But did give my Son meds just incase, like oral and for his eyes.
@@ithomas5230
Same here... just gray-green water because the waste wasn't solidified. Placenta was still intact, nothing adheres that doesn't come off.
CP, tha hairstyle is🔥!
Patrick not knowing things never gets old... lol
Man that washington wizards bit 😂😂at the end literally had my stomach hurting lol laughed so hard. "I play for the wizard" 😂 1:01:37
Meg's hair is so cute today!
Loved CP in “Love Life”. He is so funny. Lol
I love this show!!! It made Mondays OK ……usually Mondays are the worst but because of this show…. I love Mondays🥰🥰💜💜🙏🏾 thanks so much!
Always gotta fast forward to see if Pat on here. #PatAlwaysLate
We see why Pat was late lol. His eyes tight af lol
Cp makes a great point. Life would be hilarious if curse words were like Baby Boy on BET
Meg saying placenta AFTER the pregnancy is just cheatin again. It’s right now. The question is asked now. Not after 9 months. 😂 come on now. She can’t keep getting away with ruining the questions. 😂😂😂
this week’s cast reminds me of those peak covid episodes 😅
Yesssssss CPs apart of the cast I like him as the Kevin replacement because he has a rapport with you guys and y’all actually hang out together so that’s dope
Keenan reminds me of Oscar Proud 😂
I know what Meg is talking about. I didn't hear the original version of "Scarred" by Luke until a few years ago, and I couldn't believe how vulgar it was! Lol Back in the day, they actually made a clean version of songs like that, with an alternate set of lyrics (instead of sound effects or gaps where curse words are), so we didn't feel like we were missing anything.
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they still do cardi b has clean version of her songs
@@ayomideayodele5378 that's awesome
Squad Cast is my favorite of all pod casts❤️
I loooooove Oreo Ice cream so much, but could never give up cussing!
That boog talk with my breakfast took me back 😂😂😂😂 I love y’all always and forever ♥️
I was trying to eat oatmeal watching the booger segment lol 😂
@@angelh6345 ohhh nahhh 😂😂😂😂😂
That man Pat really be late EVERY time lmfao
My favorite line from a crackhead will always be
“I’m Not A CrackHead, I’m A ✨RockStar✨”
This episode was hilarious! Made my monday so much better, thnx guys!
tahir always say shut up meg exactly when im thinking it lol
$250,000 for all my possessions, I can go without ice cream for 12 years, home no water.
Facts
Meg doing everything wholesome is hilarious lol
Meh is so cute .
Yaaayyy! Im so happy to see Keon back on here!
These are some great debates
Happy Monday SquADD! It's Monday, let's get this money today💰🤑 and I adore Patrick but I need for him to get his schedule and timeliness together ☁️🤣
44:04 Keon is hilarious lmao
Buying A bag of organic boogers is wild AF😂😂😂😂
That whole booger convo was so disgusting 🤣🤣🤣
(Edit) that last topic had me divided because I’ve been in similar situations where we didn’t have running water and no electricity (not at the same time). I think would prefer running water but no electricity
Hell yea, same. Bc I'm outside most of the day an at night I cN use candles or my phone to light up what I need to see plus I'll be sleep anyway.
This episode is so hilarious on them trying to make reasoning around/ in spite of Meg annoying personality. 🤣
Bruh lol
😂😂😂😂 The Washington Wizard is just Gilbert Arenas waving a gun at everyone on the other team
In todays world I’d take “no running” water. I can buy water at the store or find a neighbor to get water from.. if u feel up a bucket 🪣 with water u can flush a toilet lol. With all the TH-cam, Hulu etc I need electricity 😂
"Buy ah bag of boogers" is'sa wiiild phrase to hear. I make sure 2listen 2dis podcast w/my earbuds bc I can't have ppl walkin by me & hear the wild ish y'all be sayn like: "buy ah bag of boogers 4rm China or Mexico" Ppl will think I'm weird af! Lol!😆
What in the world? English boy, speak like a normal damn human being.
@@LincolnlynxJ My sincerest apologies for spending 40 hours researching who you are & then sending my goons to track you down & force you, by gun point, to read & comment on my comment. You didn't deserve that. I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me one day
Every week, I walk in expecting a early roast from meg!! God is good🙏🕊
If 12 at night is midnight, 12 in the day is mid-day
Spirit will have you paying for every little thing. Breathe a certain way and they’ll charge you for using extra oxygen. 😂
Meg finna come out with the“Holy Water Ice Cream”😭😭😭
Idk if I can go the rest of my life without my SENTENCE ENHANCERS….
I’ll go 😂😂😂
I was up so early waiting on this upload to start the week right!
Pat: you play for the WIZARD 😂
Y’all fell down a booger filled rabbit hole fasho at 23:18🤣🤣🤣
Megs Ice cream Flavors
Murr, Vanirra and Locky Load🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I can tell when Meg be lying 😂 😂 😂
“There’s some clothes in this house, dirty clothes in this house” had me dying lol
Meg been pregnant for 84 months! Where is our niece damnit? 😩😂
Now Monday can start 🥰
"I want a honey roasted booger" LMAO 🤣
Yo biblical flavored ice cream tho 😂😂😂
Pat asked if the baby eats the placenta through the pregnancy 😭😭 Pat please read a book or something 😭 he knows all the conspiracies but not the basic info😭 still love him tho
Yo im glad I wasn't the only one.. 😂
Pat honestly be pissing me off sometimes, like he cool with a very punchable face/attitude.
no bs i was eatin a good ass blizzard from Dairy Queen and was too happy while I watched this, got to the second question and said "Damn that shit crazy, fuck both of these"
Love Monday mornings cuz of these
Ain’t no shit in my heart. Y’all please encourage Pat to do stand up
30:54 💀 why was he looking at the camera like that 😂 he looks like a perfect mixture of Kev and Omar Gooding
Homeless sex in a place? That's called a "Soup Kitchen" lmao
LMAO 😂😂😂😂 I remember that from The Other Guys 😭😭😭 Dirty Mike and the boys messed up Will Farrell's car
We need Kevin. I know he’s busy but it’s time. We need to hear the roasts, the wheeze before he cracks up. Kevin, come home. We miss you. 😂
I need that song! THERE'S SOME CLOTHES IN THIS HOUSE 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Creth & Mack heads?!?! 14:06 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Meg's pregnancy hair tho 😍😍😍
I’m not gonna lie pat working out def threw me off too 😂😂
CP was right about noon.
It was originally called Midday they afternoon was called evening
I guess cp is a permanent cast member now damn u Kev
Man!!!that Snitch head brotha got me😂😂😂😂
POWER BOOK BOOGER IS HILARIOUS DOG
Meg is freaking beautiful!
I died laughing at Keenan baker spelling
When Meg has the baby y’all need Lou Lou Ty or Keisha E. For a wild card how about Boo Kapone
Boo is hilarious
Creth and Mackheads is CRAZY 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hey Tom! Tahir took a chance with pronouncing all of these syllables yet had a tongue malfunction! We’ll see how he’ll fair throughout the rest of the episode after the tongue stroke! Back to you!
😂😂😂😂😂
Creth and Mack heads😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 how did nobody catch that #HeyTom
They aint say noon! They said midday!! I gotchu CP!! They aint right. Never concede! Lmao
Meg is sooo gorgeous ❤️🥰
Lmao raising rue from euphoria.....great day yall✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿💉
Good bless lol
you can have an outside tap and collect buckets from there. trust me, carrying buckets daily into the house is not easy
Meg Really Said “B-A-N”
This is a Nasty episode lol.
Pat be on that CPT
Meg came out the gate with guns blazing😂😂😂😂😂
🥳 I look forward to these every week
tahir flexing with delta flight tickets remind me of the ol tahir, b4 zooming wit the homies
9:32 just watch CP cringe face when tahir keeps talking about his flight tickets