You walk into a deep chamber, you can barely see, as you light a torch you realize you are near a large body of water, before you can take it all in the eldritch abomination known as tall captain falcon fills up the room, he stares at you, knowing this will be the last words you hear "show me your moves" echos through the cave, all hope is lost as your exausted body attempts to kick back the evil, the final fort protecting humanity from captain falcon
Meshi64 quite a swell reason, except for the glaring problem that Ridley doesn’t face down during the taunt, he just shakes his head a little when moving his body.
@@foursidekm Game guide for their original game says they're siblings. It also makes sense for them to be kids since they're light enough to be carried by a bird. I guess since they've never had an appearance outside of smash since their original game, it's easier to imagine them how you want.
This is happening because if the character doesn't have an animation of something in smash, the character will just T-pose (And yes, every character can T-pose.)
I'm disliking and reporting this post. Never speak about such intolerable acts ever again. I want to speak to your manager. I could have you fired. (Don't woosh me, it's a joke.)
Banjo becoming 10 feet taller than he actually is with Kazooie T-Posing on his back while he says "Guh-huh!" is something that would bring the world to ashes if it actually existed. Something too powerful would just make all existence explode.
Zelda laughing while turning into a nightmare demon and Wii Fit saying "Let's stretch our legs" were the most terrifying parts of this video. Joker turning into Morgana was also... fun.
3:31 I had a dream like this. My dog wanted to come inside from being out and I was going to let him in, but the door had one of those circular windows at the top and I saw his face at the window, looking at me. His body stretched like Duck Hunt and the thought of what my dog looked like with his limbs and body stretched like that scared me too much to open the door, and it scared me awake
I had a dream similar to that, I was in a dark dungeon, like the ones you see in video games, that was lit only by torches. Then this dog (that was the same breed as the Duck Hunt Dog, just 10x bigger) saw me. It EXPANDED so much and I ran tf away, but it caught up to me and pounced on me, knocking me over. It was really heavy and I could feel it pressing on my chest. Then I woke up and got sleep paralysis lmao
@Gaming Fan Rio Inkling Even as someone who played Persona, everyone usually uses their real names. Nobody calls Ryuji "Skull", his name is Ryuji Sakamoto
This is the smash embodiment of the “Beans at 3 AM” meme
Circletoon fan :D!
No it's a meme he didn't make it
I've never both hated, and agreed with a comment more in my life than now..
*Cornn Flaek*
Me and the boys at 2am looking for *B E A N S*
Wii Fit Trainer: "Let's stretch our legs"
Anyone: How about no.
Elijah Wade How bout yes
No. Just no
900th like
Kirb would like a moment of your time
3:24 "let's stretch our legs" that phrase was never that ominous...
Why do I hear echo
3:24 "let's strech our legs"
No no lets stretch YOUR legs
*becomes a skinwalker*
r/cursed comments
Oh its shulk.this shouldn't be too bad-
THIS IS THE MONADO POWER*stretches out of the universe*
JESUS CHRIST
That’s a little *too* much, don’t you think?
*Captain falcon slowly expanding and contracting into a lovecraftian horror*
“Show me ya moves”
You walk into a deep chamber, you can barely see, as you light a torch you realize you are near a large body of water, before you can take it all in the eldritch abomination known as tall captain falcon fills up the room, he stares at you, knowing this will be the last words you hear "show me your moves" echos through the cave, all hope is lost as your exausted body attempts to kick back the evil, the final fort protecting humanity from captain falcon
Admirrad 911 tf
Admirrad 911 this is so flipping funny and scary at the same time I laughed so hard
1:12 Something about that laugh, it's like she knows. It just makes it more terrifying.
Zelda's best taunt just became a lot better
Nightmare fuel
"Ready when you are"
1:41
0:34...
Since everyone is face down during this taunt, this means Ridley is technically facing downwards
Might have something to do with Ridley’s neck having two joints, instead of just one like most of the cast does
Meshi64 quite a swell reason, except for the glaring problem that Ridley doesn’t face down during the taunt, he just shakes his head a little when moving his body.
I think it is due to the models only having one neck bone so the head will always look down
for the heavyweights, they just broke their necks and did a pose. everyone else became spaghetti boi
Min Min’s seemed natural, given how her Arms already stretch haha 😆
Kirby characters become mananangals
Piranha plant loooks normal just a little fliying
Except for Charizard as a heavyweight
Kelvin G i guess he is technically a heavy
Everything: cursed
Kazooie: *asserting dominance*
This needs more likes/comments lol :D
Alienrun well here you go then
You forgot duck from duck hunt duo
And Ivy’s vines
I50th like
Toon Link is scared by what he has become 1:18
4:10 Joker becomes the persona himself
Morganas not a persona
Eletato I know he isn’t, that’s not what I mean, I meant that his shape along with the combination of Morgana makes him look like a persona
:/
He does look like one! Like one of the weird ones lol!
Ixame Asterk yeah lol
“Hands off my prey”
As he transforms into the Wendigo
“Your not ready”
No, your right I’m not
you’re*
My 2 mains!
Don’t correct it takes the humor out
2:43 For Falco
3:06 for Robin
Ahmed Mohamed - The incorrect grammar takes the humor out.
Ghost: Presses Down Taunt
Diddy Kong: *Cracks Every Bone in His Body*
0:59
He has 4 bones?
Firstname Lastname yep.
2:04 The fact that the Pokémon Trainer does the Ridley taunt too is unsettling lol
G E Y
HE LOOMS BEYOND
He has a very strong bond wirh his Pokemon
Why did this get 30 likes lol
Nice it’s at 420
Pokemon trainer: "now's your chance Ivysaur"
Ivysaur: completely morphs body in a very menacing way
2:04
2:49 Marth: KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN
Me: Sir I’d rather not-
1 second late...
XD
Lol whenever you blink Marth does that pose
Marth got his melee grab range back
He says that because he wants them from your body
Therapist: "adult ice climbers don't exist, they can't hurt you."
Adult ice climbers: 3:37
Oh god they’re like shadow people but with hammers
@@unotheworm2995 Oh? On God?
@@unotheworm2995 I'm sure they're canonically children, and also siblings
@@dmwanderer9454 It's up to interpretation. I'm pretty sure Sakurai said he pictures them as a married couple.
@@foursidekm Game guide for their original game says they're siblings. It also makes sense for them to be kids since they're light enough to be carried by a bird. I guess since they've never had an appearance outside of smash since their original game, it's easier to imagine them how you want.
1:54
It was time for Ridley to leave. He had seen everything.
Samus saying “you’re mine” was simultaneously arousing and terrifying
I'm wheezing.
@@UnearthlyPotato Ridley Scream and die
Shulk: "This is the Monado's Power!" 3:15
Me: I dont think i want to use the Monado anymore😅
Min Min: hiya!
Wii Fit: Lets stretch our legs
@@Soggybread233 she didn't lie
When the Monado didn't choose you
Megaman: *stretches into the 27th dimension and comes back*
Kirby characters: *abandon their feet*
Also jigglypuff and pichu
Bruh
G&W completely dismembers himself for a moment.
But hey, ROB was surprisingly normal.
Because thwy have no legs and just foots
Kirby float
Everyone else: Stretch
Smaller/Ball like characters: D I S J O I N T
Honestly I think it's less scary, except for Meta Knight's arms getting way too long
@@coastersplus meta knight went from edgy boi to scary boi
Mr. Game & Watch: UPGRADES DIMENSION
Lorentz force, GO!
2:41
Fox: “Come at me!”
Me: “No, I don’t think I will...”
Nut at me
I’d come at Wolf instead
1:31 That "come" fits perfectly with it
why
そうです
4:22 Lmao, kazooie is just t-posing XD
This is happening because if the character doesn't have an animation of something in smash, the character will just T-pose (And yes, every character can T-pose.)
3:06
"You're not ready"
"Are ya ready?"
“Try me.”
@@EurydiceGaming "This is the Monado power"
“Come on!”
“I won’t lose!”
Freeze shhshshshsh
"Beep"
Seeing gigabowser do it makes me wanna see h I s taunts on everyone
I'm disliking and reporting this post. Never speak about such intolerable acts ever again. I want to speak to your manager. I could have you fired.
(Don't woosh me, it's a joke.)
Kirby had the best one
MichaelTDM _lol ...it wasn’t funny
Hack
Metaknight was fucking scary doe
Zero Suit: “You’re mine”
Ridley: NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. SO MUCH NOPE.
BOUT TO GO EAT SOME MACANOPEI AND CHEESE
0:46 "show me your moves!" *morphs into eldritch being*
undertated comment
Why aren't you in this game my lord
@@duke0salt717 I guess they never got my emails
@@generalgrievous7842 wow bastards, you otta stage the invisible hand outside Nintendo head quarters
everyone is here and everything is cursed.
Idk man meta knight looks pretty awesome.
@@leitakcoc ya he the only one who looks ok
Why are you everywhere
Plap Pap if i was everywhere i’d be omnipotent.
dysper. So cursed
Marth: “keep your eyes open!”
Me: “MUST I??”
0:39 "Damn, still nothing?"
that neck tho
I feel like I'm the only one who got your joke and I love it
Fox: "Come at me."
Me: "No. No, I don't think I will."
"Hello, SCP foundation, I would like to report a containment breach"
No
Nobody:
Meta Knight: C U M
I don't think I will
It's hard not to, that pose is just too hot
Arthur Shhmidt
why
Nobody
Ganon: THIRD ARM
Big fighters: kinda squished
Small fighters: disconnected
Medium fighters: SATAN
R.O.B: Woob woob i'm floating
Ice climbers in their post pubescent form
This means Ridley's mouth is actu1lly the top of his head. That scares me.
Therapist: tall MetaKnight isn’t real he can’t hurt you
Tall MetaKnight: 1:31
*C O M E*
Tall MetalKnight: *CUM*
Ok somehow that actually looks kinda cool
@@theb2rd Agree lmao, looks like a dope rayman swordfighter thing
Little Mac: So... If the monado can boost stats, That means it can also boost someone's height?
Shulk: Uh... Not sure, wanna try out?
3:18
Ridley: "Hey everyone, taunt like me!"
Also Ridley: "I regret every choice I ever made and my life trial has expired."
everyone: does ridleys down taunt
jigglypuff: *F L O A T*
Kirby: Am I a joke to you?
@@optix1804 metaknight and dedede too
Rob: :(
And Pichu
Ice climbers and game and watch: hellspawn
3:25 I think took the phrase way to literally
I like that frase.
You cant take that frase literally enough
Yeah I hate taking frase all the way to literally, it's such a long drive imo
Phrase
That grammar
3:27 Mr game & watch looks like my sleep paralyzing demon
He looks almost like something you'd see from Limbo
If one of these things came chasing after me from the dark, I'd be unamused to say the least
1:27 RAYMAN ANNOUNCED FOR SMASH!?!!??
I think is most the discord logo xD
Dear lord please
Meta Knight: CUMMMMM
Plz no
As much as I love rayman I don’t want him in smash
I like how everyone is scary as shit, physical embodiment of death, then Piranha Plant and Rob are just like
L E V I T A T E
Yeah, and then Mewtwo looks just slightly more dramatic than normal
Jigglypuff just becomes a mobile suit gundam
and kirby and meta knight are just...
*"YEET THE FEET"*
who needs feet am I right fellas
Ok but why does Rob look like he hung himself?
Therapist: Tall, disfigured, 3D Game and Watch doesn’t exist.
Tall disfigured 3D Game and Watch: 3:28
This was the worst fucking one
He is real...
*and he's coming for you*
*B E E P*
he even let a "sigh"
no that’s a fart coming out his leg.
4:23 “Guh huh Guh huh” as banjo turns into a monstrosity
And Kazooie's solution is to T-pose
It's a real bruh-huh moment
Therapist: Smash as a horror game doesn’t exist. It can’t hurt you.
Smash as a horror game:
Therapist: Unoriginal TH-cam comments don't exist. They can't hurt you.
Unoriginal TH-cam comments:
@@gappy3664 it's not that unoriginal
@@aaronjames3228 shut up man
Gotta appreciate Snake's dedication. Even when he becomes a monstrosity, he still goes in the box
150th like
4:23 Kazooie t-poses to assert her dominance.
0:57 dk giving himself a B.J
Underrated
May I say that Joker looks absolutely terrifying with Morgana as his head.
*cursed images*
He reminds me of one of his Personas...
*h e y h e y*
"looking cool joker"
Looking cursed joker
0:19 i love how luigi looks down at his crotch and is like “not bad”
This is the bed comment here, I chuckled at this for way too long
That one MatPat theory where he measures the size of Luigi’s spaghetti noodle
Matpat was right.
Wii fit trainer: Let’s stretch our legs!
Also Wii fit trainer: *grows an extra 2 feet on all her limbs*
The thought of captain falcon looking down upon you and saying “show me ya moves” is terrifying
Me before: Man kirby is gonna look sick
Me after:
I've seen a world unlike any you've seen
2:06 "Now you're gay, Ivysaur!"
Banjo becoming 10 feet taller than he actually is with Kazooie T-Posing on his back while he says "Guh-huh!" is something that would bring the world to ashes if it actually existed. Something too powerful would just make all existence explode.
This comment needs more likes😭😭
•• no cause I didn’t laugh at this comment but I did laugh the whole video
wow holy shit this is the most likes on a comment i've ever had lol
PinkLemon one day I had 400 likes on my comment lmao
Banjo and Kazooie: *"We like being together."*
Zelda laughing while turning into a nightmare demon and Wii Fit saying "Let's stretch our legs" were the most terrifying parts of this video. Joker turning into Morgana was also... fun.
No. Definitely wii fit. Definitely wii fit.
Rosalina
Creeds it was morgana
Creeds oh😂
HeHaY
1:55 "OH GOD, IS THAT WHAT I'VE BEEN DOING? I CAN'T LIVE LIKE THIS!"
*GAME*
4:09 *Joker with Morgana's head and tail is something I will never un-see*
He looks like something you'd see in a horror movie.
*Wait, this isn't Lumpy Touch*
Wii Fit Trainer: “Lets Stretch our legs”
Also Wii Fit Trainer: Stretches and molds entire body into a monstrous form.
Richter: "Prepare yourself."
I don't think there's anything that could ever prepare me for this.
1:52
Samus: *[becomes Slenderman]*
Ridley: ...Well, that was idiotic.
Sonic games in 2020: just bad
Fans: I hope the franchise gets better
Sonic games in 2025: 4:02
looks like the original design for sonic
There have been zero sonic games in 2020
What sonic game in 2020?
It's what happens if they brought back Boom Sonic in 2020.. (ngl I liked Boom Sonic tho)
@@BladeSpeedDemon95 What is a boom sonic
The fact that the sounds from their own taunt are still there makes this 150% more cursed
3:15 "This is the monado's power!"
Is it? Please remind me to never use the monado then
Nah. Use Monado Purge.
2:44 "I told you hand off my bread, wolf. . ."
1:23 The way Inkling looks over at ganondorf after he becomes an eldritch abomination is honestly perfect.
Zelda laughing while doing that is going to be in my nightmares
1:12
Oh Good Lord this mod is the worst thing I've ever seen. Don't get me wrong it's amazing, but I will have nightmares
1:54 Ridley is very accurate to how i feel
Smash Bros Ultimate: Everyone is nightmare fuel.
Heeeeyyeeeyyyeeeyyeeeyyyyeeeyyyeeeyyyyeeeeyyyyeeeeyyyyyeyyyeeyyyehhh
AaaAAAaaAaaAaaaaAAaAaAaAqUi Elrich
EEeEeeeEeeeeEEEEenn
Minecraft
@@dakosta3912 xd
3:31 I had a dream like this. My dog wanted to come inside from being out and I was going to let him in, but the door had one of those circular windows at the top and I saw his face at the window, looking at me. His body stretched like Duck Hunt and the thought of what my dog looked like with his limbs and body stretched like that scared me too much to open the door, and it scared me awake
It's like those Gorefield memes
Hand over the taxes boy
I had a dream similar to that, I was in a dark dungeon, like the ones you see in video games, that was lit only by torches. Then this dog (that was the same breed as the Duck Hunt Dog, just 10x bigger) saw me. It EXPANDED so much and I ran tf away, but it caught up to me and pounced on me, knocking me over. It was really heavy and I could feel it pressing on my chest. Then I woke up and got sleep paralysis lmao
i love how kazooie just t-poses
Oh my that is terrifying
Edit: mr game and watch is the scariest one oh my
0:38 I love how pirrana plant just does a trick instead of looking creepy
Bro imagine Ridley doing this taunt that would be so bizarre
It would be extremely weird to see
Yea i wanted to see what it would have looks like
Bizzare...
Surprised nobody's gotten the reddit treatment yet...
@Bini Lover To who?
3:13 I love how meta knight just goes "**C U M**" As he stands there menacingly, truly he pulls off the taunt the best
"ok now that you've bought an amiibo and a jar, what are you gonna do?"
me: 1:30
I hate that I understood this.
nO
W-which amiibo....?
I dont get the joke.What is it?
@@rookeyji5177 his going to fap at the amiibo i suppose
1:00 Aaahhhh Diddy broke his spine, the sound truly creeped me out
Alternative Title: Everyone turns into Slender Man
And/Or breaks their necc
@@juanlloveras5780 And/Or detaches from their legs
2:22 - “start free trial”
2:24 - “please insert your credit card information”
"This is the Monado's power!"
Oh, this power sucks
Everyone: T-poses
Giga Bowser: C O M P R E S S
RAR*
1:00-1:08 Oooo nope, those are two visuals and sound effects that s h o u l d N o t go together, yikes
Had me dying lmao
Don’t get it
NOOOOOOOOOOO
@@OakLaneTVyour probly too young
@@OakLaneTV You'll understand when you're older.
Therapist: Long Banjo and T-Posing Kazooie doesn’t exists, you have nothing to worry about
Meanwhile at 4:23
*GUHUCK*
*_GUHUCK_*
Geha geha
Young Link stretches
Me : Looks like someone’s been drinking their milk
Ridley down taunt: exists
Everyone: *small hee hee in distance*
*URSS anthem resonates on the background*
1:27 I didn’t know there was a Kirby Rayman cross over
New title: "Every Smash character becomes an SCP"
3:24
What she says: Let's stretch our legs!
What she means: *I'll break your legs!*
Alternative title: everyone is possessed and is doing Ridley’s down taunt
I love how for Cloud’s turn, Snake goes into the box, only to come out when Cloud’s finished 🤣
I don’t recall Ridley snapping his neck to look down on the floor when he does it.
This means hes facing down when hes taunting
Everyone else: E X T E N D L E G
Kirby, Meta Knight, and King Dedede: D E T A C H B O D Y
Zekromium and jigglypuff
Ken: "Bring it on!"
Ryu: "Nope..."
4:23 - The Kazooie T-Pose! Haha.
I'm also enjoying this showcase of "Which Smash Fighters Lack Legs?"
Therapist: Joker with Mona’s head isn’t real. He can’t hurt you.
Joker with Mona’s head: 4:10
@Gaming Fan Rio Inkling Even as someone who played Persona, everyone usually uses their real names. Nobody calls Ryuji "Skull", his name is Ryuji Sakamoto
@@NinjaPickle thats probably cause Mona is more of a cute nickname than a codename.
Ah, so this is Joker's shadow.
1:10 “Hello princess, I’ve been waiting for this special occasion.”
Everyone except Ridley:
𝓘𝓼 𝓶𝔂 𝓹𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓼 /𝓿𝓪𝓰𝓲𝓷𝓪 𝓸𝓴𝓪𝔂?
@Mama Kangaskhan what
Juanes.M3 it says “is my penis/vagina okay?
@Mama Kangaskhan everyone is watching their "private" part
piranha plant: "wait where's mine"
@@doublecrate2490 Kirby: sorry I'm looking at the floor, I'm still a ball