As a family man who has five kids I can tell you right now my kids would love to eat that pizza the triple threat. That’s clearly a great marketing pizza for a family.
I audibly chuckled at least 3 times during this review. My wife looked at me like wtf are you watching? This was an awesome and entertaining review - especially the 3 bites of the triple threat comment.
Agreed - you order pizza as you want pizza, but then start pondering if you want to add on some sides. That pizza is 80% pizza - but comes with a bit of variety, that isn't "oh let's put hot-dogs in the crust", or some other abomination. I'd like 2 threats added to any future pizzas I eat.
I actually live within walking distance of this place. Its as good as it looks and consistent. Everyone I know loves that place. The chicken is good too lol.
😂😂😂 I watched that for the 10th time this week again last night. I'm still astonished how causual they are about losing their kid something like 4 times now.
@@teggianosalerno5050 Fair question... Well kinda. For some people, it's obvious I have a 4 year old. I never really have a choice of what I'm watching. At least it's not CocoMelon.
Man I love your commentaries! You always make me laugh but also have me bookmarking the great places you visit. Thanks for your honesty and no filter comments never change you are truly AWESOME!!
I like that Frankenstein pie. Cut it in half, and each person gets 1/3 a pie, garlic knots, and half a calzone. If good, that is the best thing to share on NFL sunday.
If I had that triple threat opened up before me on a coffee table I'd be like... *YES.* Not their fault you do all your reviews like a one armed man with sciatica, everybody knows the rules.
Rotisseria in Italy are places where they sell rotisserie chicken and other home style meals.. and most include some type of pizza. Same thing in ARgentina , they are called Rotiserias
I love Joe’s! Any time I’m in NJ I pop in. He’s super passionate about the craft of pizza. And the Triple Threat is a fun 3-in-1 to take (and eat separately not a balancing act like Dave did) on the road. They are always creating something delicious there!! 🙌🏼
😂😂😂 funniest review by far !! I love Joes Rotiserria but with all due respect they’re not known for their plain pizza.. they’re known and loved for the exotic/ crazy Pizzas, wouldve been nice to see Dave review one of those.
I would say cape cod cafe in brockton but they are really only known for the bar pies. I cant believe i see them at my grocery store in NH now they are so good.
“Chicken and pizza what will they think of next” Sometimes he seriously sounds like he grew up in the roarin twenties, but then he leaves these pizza places and raw dogs models and snorts enough coke to kill a race horse. Go figure.
Pizza and chicken is a combo for sure, so you’ve tried the Sammy’s frozen pizza from northern Minnesota right? If you come into any of the stores that’s the business model, pizza and pressurized deep fried chicken the machines are called broasters
So glad I live near this place, his only mistake was not exploring their ridiculous topping options. I recommend checking this place's instagram out for all you foodies.
One thicc employee everyone knows Dave wanted to take a peek but had to stay professional
True story!
Can’t be caught cheatin on Debbie
@@dannyrbailey lmfao
Learned his lesson after asking the bagel princess if she was there everyday.
I get the feeling he leaves the fat girls to his incel followers.
Should have been a bonus rotisserie chicken review, but in hindsight that struggle on the triple threat was electric
First fantasy baseball league draft was at a rotisserie chicken restaurant. Rotisserie -> Rotoworld
5:30 If we want to speak of true HINDSIGHT! Shoutout to the napkin-giving hottie who takes great pride in her appearance. Lashes and Nails, ON HIT!!!
@@sirjudge5055 you sound like you live in your parents basement still 😭😭😂😂😂
ELECTRIC
The way he stares at it like he's solving a calculus problem in his head.
This was one of his best reviews ever. “Take 3 of those bites you may shit your face off and never walk again” had me dying.
Same
It might make sense in some universe, but not this one.
No sense, everyone knows the rules
It was great. He knows his audience.
True innovation, everybody knows the rules.
That triple threat pizza actually looks pretty creative. Never seen anything like that.
Bruh even lil ceas has done shit like that
It looks terrible
Very Instagrammable lol
@@revolution55125 Lol Caesars ain’t do it First. They bit that from Joe’s
pure novelty, but I'm impressed by the engineering lol
Dave was mesmerized by the triple threat, and unphased by the prancing napkin beauty. Go figure.
Also surprised pizza places sell chicken.
She was definitely cute!
Dude I was too. I didn't even notice
@@crunchyblack2224 she a thickie
@@davidray9031 in all the best places
As a family man who has five kids I can tell you right now my kids would love to eat that pizza the triple threat. That’s clearly a great marketing pizza for a family.
True that
I can relate!
But Without actually marketing it lol
My wife and I were just wondering if you still had 5 kids?
Dave's face when he saw the bastard child of a Calzone, pizza, and garlic knots was priceless. That was "something special." Too funny.
One medium womens peacoat everybody knows the rules
Dave has never been to a pizza place selling chicken wing hes acting like its a new thing.
look at his pants what do you expect 🤣
@@NennMichBoss The Prez out there Redefining the term "skinny jeans"
'Shakeys' pizza parlor...Pizza, chicken, mojo's (potatoes), salads... Been sucessful in cali locations for 68 yrs...☆☆☆
Lol
I audibly chuckled at least 3 times during this review. My wife looked at me like wtf are you watching? This was an awesome and entertaining review - especially the 3 bites of the triple threat comment.
"My -wife- mom looked at me like wtf are you watching?"
fixed it for you
your WELCOME
@@pizzaearthpancakesandother2549 lol that's pretty funny too!
My wife and I were just wondering if it’s possible that you could’ve chuckled 4 or 5 times maybe?
If you take 3 bites you may shit your face off and never walk again, but that one bite.... THAT ONE BITE was spectacular - El Pres 2024
He makes no sense at all 😆
Something special* you did all that typing just to misquote him
@@ripkobe5505 You did that typing to sound like a douchebag. Congrats.
@@resatchel4389 someone’s sensitive…
U said it wrong buddy THAT ONE BITE WAS SOMETHING SPECIAL
3:23 The perplexed stare down had me rolling 😂
3:17 she turned around real quick once she heard the score 🤣
Not too shabby of a score for a chicken spot!
She bad ash too
The look of bewilderment and determination on this mans face is priceless.
Hilarious
That calzone was thick......but that women coming out with napkins was THICCC
obese
@@Chris_Hruska no she wasnt
@@Chris_Hruska in other words.......you cant handle that
You need to give them a 9 for that triple threat! That was awesome, ceative and versatile. Each of the 3 sections deserved its own bite.
That triple threat looks so fucking good.
right i thought the same shit I'm already thinking of ways to reengineer it.
I would order that every time, the three best things in the food world, pizza, garlic knots, and calzone.
Sure as hell looked good
Agreed - you order pizza as you want pizza, but then start pondering if you want to add on some sides.
That pizza is 80% pizza - but comes with a bit of variety, that isn't "oh let's put hot-dogs in the crust", or some other abomination.
I'd like 2 threats added to any future pizzas I eat.
I actually live within walking distance of this place. Its as good as it looks and consistent. Everyone I know loves that place. The chicken is good too lol.
Big fan of Dave’s ‘I left my son home alone’ look
😂😂😂 I watched that for the 10th time this week again last night. I'm still astonished how causual they are about losing their kid something like 4 times now.
@@SBow311 what kind of weirdo watches home alone after Christmas????
@@teggianosalerno5050 Fair question... Well kinda. For some people, it's obvious I have a 4 year old. I never really have a choice of what I'm watching. At least it's not CocoMelon.
@@SBow311 LOL just playing man
@@teggianosalerno5050 I know you are. Just pray for my sanity. There is a good chance I'll have to watch it again tonight. 😂
i was rolling with laughter as Prez looked at that pizza/calzone/knot contraption. Like what do i do here? 🤣
The employees scurrying in the store like a bunch of NPCs in an RPG game lol
5:28 Pizza review + 🍑cheek action = everybody knows the rules
That triple threat had Pres's mind in a pretzel. We've only seen that a few times, this is a treat.
Man I love your commentaries! You always make me laugh but also have me bookmarking the great places you visit. Thanks for your honesty and no filter comments never change you are truly AWESOME!!
The girl that came out and gave Dave some napkins was hot as the calzone.
She’s a solid 9.1. Little to no flop.
The confusion on Dave’s face when he opened the second box. Holy shit he was stumped.
Lots of people doing food reviews these days. I hope this guy succeeds - seems very genuine and likeable 👍
You can get his frozen pizza in stores. He's good 😂
😂😂😂
You should check out his patreon
news flash: he made it
Such confidence in the pizza box balance, especially considering it's open. 100% mine would be on the floor in seconds.
We’ve been there and must say, Dave was spot on!!!!! Still love the place!!
Whos the girl with dem cheeks who gave him napkins? I’d cross the GW to get a slice and a slice *wink wink*
This was one of your best reviews to date. I laughed so damn hard.
5:26
Best part! 😍
She was stacked like PANCAKES 🥞
I was eating Tostitos and salsa while watching this and I almost choked to death when Dave opened the box of that triple threat
One rotisserie pizza chicken employee with a dump truck everybody knows the rules
If Dave could've just moved a little to his left
Dave perplexed by the triple threat was well worth the price of admission …. Everybody knows he struggles often 😂🍕
I like that Frankenstein pie. Cut it in half, and each person gets 1/3 a pie, garlic knots, and half a calzone. If good, that is the best thing to share on NFL sunday.
How do 3 people split 2 halves of a calzone
math
Omg...all praise the thiccc napkin lady!
5:26 best part of the video
Someone find her insta 😍
That employee that gave him the napkins was extremely sweet. Didn't try and get all in the shot, wasn't trying to get attention. Beautiful.
It’s amazing how inept he is at eating, he’s turning into mike portnoy more and more everyday
And that's a bad thing???
Mike was a decent drummer in Dream Theater, though. 😏
But he said it was superhero status how he managed to eat all 3 plus the marinara.
😆😆😆
My brothers favorite band
The napkin delivery was the highlight of the vid.
When Austin gets reactions like this out of Dave, he's done his job to a T! 😂😂😂
I love the intro song, makes me wanna watch 10 reviews in a row
If I had that triple threat opened up before me on a coffee table I'd be like... *YES.* Not their fault you do all your reviews like a one armed man with sciatica, everybody knows the rules.
His look of confusion 😂😂😂😂🤣. He's like, "this isn't right. How?" 😂😂😂
Most addicting intro song on TH-cam...everybody knows the rules 🍕
Dave studying that pizza/calzone/garlic knot creation like it was a Rubik's cube.
2 guys kissing
Prez: ONE OF THE BEST SCENES OF ALL TIME!
In Sicily we have rotisserie like these. They make fries, baked potatoes, various Sicilian treats, rotisserie chicken, pizza etc.
When he opened that 2nd box, I laughed, hard.
What a sweetheart to deliver napkins to a struggling consumer on the street. 👍
Now that was a lot more episode than I expected.
When Dave opened the Triple threat.....Legit.. Laughing WTF!! Is THAT!.... I feel like the Pres wanted to say the same thing. 😂😂🍕🍕👍👍
Idk why Dave didn't just put the triple threat down on the steps and take a piece off because seeing him struggle is hilarious
It broke him
That's exactly why he didn't do it lol he knows it's hilarious and why would he want it to not be hilarious?
He is so awkward at times.
Rotisseria in Italy are places where they sell rotisserie chicken and other home style meals.. and most include some type of pizza. Same thing in ARgentina , they are called Rotiserias
Welcome to Roselle Park good pizza 👍🏻
Dave over here dressing like Tyrone Bigums from Chappell show lol
Good call on the coat, I wonder what his mother is wearing?
It's a share.🤪
the fact he quoted the office word for word while having pizza brain is spectacular
I love Joe’s! Any time I’m in NJ I pop in. He’s super passionate about the craft of pizza. And the Triple Threat is a fun 3-in-1 to take (and eat separately not a balancing act like Dave did) on the road. They are always creating something delicious there!! 🙌🏼
One paid review, everyone knows the rules
The way he flipped thr box, stood to the side speechless ast the camera zoomed in killed me lmao
Just discovered your channel and I fkn love it ...
Joe’s spot is the best. Best vodka sauce slice ever.
Dave wearing women's clothes again, everybody knows the rules.
again? that's all he ever wears
he has the fuck you money. He can wear whatever he wants.
😂😂😂 funniest review by far !! I love Joes Rotiserria but with all due respect they’re not known for their plain pizza.. they’re known and loved for the exotic/ crazy Pizzas, wouldve been nice to see Dave review one of those.
He's looking at that calzone like he's never saw one in his life
Lol ole Davey was lost for a moment
I would say cape cod cafe in brockton but they are really only known for the bar pies. I cant believe i see them at my grocery store in NH now they are so good.
One bite, everybody knows the girl that brought out the napkins was a cutey.
The type of riddle that throws a Michigan man for a loop. "How do I eat this?" LMAO
One of his best reviews, ever. And exactly how...does one shit one's face off?
Davey struggling with the Pizza/Chicken concept, then falls in love with The Triple threat !
Nice mom jeans, everybody knows the rules.
The NY/NJ reviews are always the best/longest ones.
Because the NY/ NJ pizza is the best.
Sent the ass out with the napkins. Well done chicken spot
I love how the chick who works there walks out n hears the score at 3:16 aaaaaaaaaand instantly turns around 🤣🤣🤣
Pizza in a half shell turtle power lol!! Looks like a turtle pizza
HOLY SHIT ACTUAL TMNT PIZZA IN REAL LIFE!!
The snapping and the napkin beauty coming out couldn’t have been timed better. One bite everybody knows the rules
The girl was a solid 8.9
You Dave are a Pizza review warrior. Thank You so much.
You don't need to eat the pizza, calzone, and garlic knot in one bite.
Yes you do.
But the rules
One bite, everybody knows the rules.
LOL. This review was one of the best, even though I spent the whole 6 minutes waiting for sauce or oil to get on your nice new sweatshirt 😛
Napkin girl cute though
chicken on pizza its actually really good and popular here in Paraguay, we call it pollo catupyry!
“Chicken and pizza what will they think of next”
Sometimes he seriously sounds like he grew up in the roarin twenties, but then he leaves these pizza places and raw dogs models and snorts enough coke to kill a race horse. Go figure.
Roaring 1800s If you seen his last review
The stare down of that tripple threat lol
Is it always just stupid comments under the video ?
Everybody knows the rules
You have proved it is!
Just yours, everybody knows the rules!!!!
Wait till you see all the stupid comments about your comment
No, it’s usually philosophical discussions about frigging pizzas.
Love your content brother! God-bless. I admire how you got your company up and thriving ✨️
You guys got permission to shoot on my patio today?
As a guy who lives in the UK, every Chicken shop near me is a Pizza place, and vice versa
The triple threat with some rotisserie chicken and a garden salad...wow wow!
I died when he opened the triple threat box. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The blank stare at the triple threat 😂👀👀
There are several places like that in Milwaukee
Pizza and chicken is a combo for sure, so you’ve tried the Sammy’s frozen pizza from northern Minnesota right? If you come into any of the stores that’s the business model, pizza and pressurized deep fried chicken the machines are called broasters
The man was literally stumped by how to eat this calzone thing haha good stuff
I love me a bewildered Dave appearance
Dave- have you reviewed Capri Pizza in Northfield, NJ?? Rocco's pizza is a NYC recipe and he has been in business in this area for over 35 years.
Dave: One drop (and you’re fired Austin), everyone knows the rules. 😂
So glad I live near this place, his only mistake was not exploring their ridiculous topping options. I recommend checking this place's instagram out for all you foodies.
"well Austin, how do I eat this?" lmao
How do you choose where you’re going to go??? Vinci’s and reggios in union and Michelinos in Elizabeth!!!!!
oh man I died, when he opened the box I said to myself, I want see how is going to eat this - and then he said it.😃
Can’t wait to hear about the high noon incident during the next review