I love you guys I just discovered y'all a few days ago and I've already listened to everything on your channel. please keep up the great work, we need more duets like this in the world!
You girls are hilarious, I really want to know who saw this stuff and decided to cast you for Nationwide! Don't listen to the haters, keep up the great work and post more stuff!
Absolutely fabulous. Stick with it, you are extremely funny and talented! More please girls.... The modern day Victoria Woods (x2)! Ever thought of BGT for a shop window?
Just watched all your vids back to back and practically (well I say "practically") pissed myself!! Now for totally unrelated reasons I must go get some boxers! 🤣🤣
Love your work. You have the lot - including, it seems, people struggling with the idea that women and those who don't agree with them about everything should be purged from public life. Bollocks to them. You are brilliantly talented and they - almost certainly - are not. Can't wait to see what you do next.
Subtitles would be hard. There are many modified or invented words included for comedic effect. I'm not even sure how to spell some of the words that they sang...
Here's half of it. It's a long song, sorry :-) Yippee! Hip hip hooray! I am travelling I am travelling Oh look at all the fun that I am havelling! My Facebook photos show I'm living a better life than you I am travelling! Look at me now now now Look at me now now now The first stoppe on my trip it was to Thailand I was booked into a hostel by a nice man Then he led me to the back door Held me at gunpoint and stole my passport I got off to a rocky start-er, but it's OK 'cos hakuna matata I am travelling I am travelling Look at all the Haripants I am gathering! My hair is struggling with the moisture But I don't care because the world is my oyster I am travelling! Look at me now now now Look at me now now now One thing that you should know when you are travelling You've got to sample all the world's cuisines I ate fish on the road to Jakarta Now I'm suffering with the bumshartas And I think I might have malaria But whatever, I don't caria I am travelling I am travelling Look at my immune system unravelling! My hydration levels are dipping But from the cup of life I'm sipping I am travelling! Look at me now now now Look at me now now now I paid to work at an elephant sanctuary Because voluntouring is just like something we all should do I had a bath with an elephant I took a photo with an elephant I went to a full moon party with an elephant Ooh! Elephant, elephant, elephant! I am travelling I am travelling Look at all the elephant shit I am shovelling! They were having fun with me 'Till they got shot for their ivory I am travelling (piano keys) Look at me now now now Look at me now now now
Here's the second half: I met a travel friend, her name was Lola And we went boozing on a cruise in Halong Bay Then Lola fell of the party boat-a And got shredded by its motor I just saw a person die But it's OK next stop Chiang Mai! I am travelling I am travelling Look at all the danger I am straddling! I haven't washed in a month or two I clean my noonie with dry shampoo I am travelling Look at me now now now Look at me now now now I was low on money, but had to get to Bali So I hitchhiked a ride to get me there A man he picked me up in his tuk-tuk In exchange for a fuck-fuck I said no, let's get real So I cut him another deal But it got lost in translation Now I think I'm engaged to his gay son I am travelling I am travelling Look at the family expectations I am dismantling I am struggling to survive But somehow I feel alive! I am travelling Look at me now now now Look at me now now now The most important thing when you are travelling Is to really look inside and find yourself So I went to see a reiki Who around his neck had a rattle snakee We did Yoga on a mountain He made me drink from his fountain And then I lost my sight And blacked out into the night I am travelling I am travelling (I was drugged) But look at all the chi that I am chanelling I should have known something was weird When he removed his stick-on beard I am travelling Look at me now now now (yes this song is still going) Look at me now now now I woke up the next day in the back of a darkened vehicle Surrounded by other women who looked like me We'd all been plied with druggles And out of the country smuggled These men are trafficking girls But it's OK I'm still seeing the world! I am travelling I am travelling With my new abducted sisters I'll be shaggelling And though it may take many years Someone will notice I've disappeared (I hope) I am travelling Look at me now now now Look at me now now now So good news I finally escaped from my captors And to celebrate I went tubing--and then she drowned
I don’t know if you’re trying to offend them or not to be honest. It’s true that they mostly appeal to mid 30s women because that’s what they are? Is there something wrong with comedy that’s not specifically made for you?
Your latest video has comments disabled, so I'll comment here: You're both awful people, encouraging stereotypes and acting like Hilary wasn't an evil tyrant.
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Every time a friend posts a smug travelling picture, respond with this ditty.
It’s Boxing Day and there are three generations watching Flo and Joan clips and loving it.
Oh dear! You are so clever! Sitting in my sofa in Finland laughing my ass of! :D
I refuse to believe that there are any people left in Finland :D I met so many finnish people in Australia, Finland sounds abandoned :D
I love you guys I just discovered y'all a few days ago and I've already listened to everything on your channel. please keep up the great work, we need more duets like this in the world!
Wow, it's amazing how you learn all these words and gestures. Lots of respect for all those hours writing and rehearsing.
Come to Spain!
I went travelling and all of this is so true 😂😂😂😂 hilarious!
What holidays do you go on I am scared 😂
If you enjoyed this their Amazon Prime special is a must and does not include this piece. Brilliant stuff girls please continue entertaining us
Please record a comedy album - the world demands it.
Just seen this on their Facebook page..
itunes.apple.com/gb/album/victory-flaps/id1232455558
OMG!!!
They need to do a studio recording of the 'i drank too much' song (i dont know what its actually called but its bloody hilarious)
Fuck yourself
@@user-bu1hk2oc6p rude.
It suddenly struck me. Flanders and Swan. And there is no higher compliment than that!
Came here after watching your amazon special three times in a row. I loved it!
This will actually come in useful in my English conversational classes at university - we're currently discussing travelling!
Great! Love these girls. So talented.
Havelling! I mean, how brill is that!!
This needs an update for 2020. Those poor gap year students who are not travelling, theyre not travelling... RIP their Instagram feeds.
Absolute gold. This is so bloody funny!
youtube recommendation algorithm... is scarily good!
Just came across your channel tonight and am loughing my head off! Brilliant, witty songs and amazing execution! Can't wait to see/hear more! :)
Please come to America! All your songs are hilarious!
You girls are hilarious, I really want to know who saw this stuff and decided to cast you for Nationwide!
Don't listen to the haters, keep up the great work and post more stuff!
So dark but so good!
So sad the Fringe had to get cancelled this year - hope it'll be back on next year and you'll be back filling one of the big stages :D
you guys are hillarious
You two are great please keep the songs coming
Dear Flo & Joan, please come to Vancouver!
Very very funny, brilliant job!!!
Flo and Joan are amazing they should do more songs
in keys of Bb up to F ! vocal range and strength impressive!
Absolutely fabulous. Stick with it, you are extremely funny and talented! More please girls.... The modern day Victoria Woods (x2)! Ever thought of BGT for a shop window?
Pete Flower Fascinating Aida for the 21st Century! But with added glamour!
Also a modern day Flanders and Swan
love u guys, so funny and talented and unique
:) Feeling reminded of Tom Lehrer…
So right from the first verse, Peace.
Glad Im not the only one who thought this, refreshing to find more comedy music like this tho
Totally agreed! I grew up on Tom and this is brilliant
PLEASE KEEP DOING THIS!!!!!!
Love this track,,awesome,,,well done girls
Easily my favourite of your songs.
Do you guys have a comedy album? I need you in my life right now, or at least in my car stereo
Just watched all your vids back to back and practically (well I say "practically") pissed myself!! Now for totally unrelated reasons I must go get some boxers! 🤣🤣
Please re-record these songs in better quality and words on the screen like The 2016 song!! Love them all!!
Please like! This video needs to get shown to more people.
Again, I just found you -- love it.
Bravo 🎉
Love your work. You have the lot - including, it seems, people struggling with the idea that women and those who don't agree with them about everything should be purged from public life. Bollocks to them. You are brilliantly talented and they - almost certainly - are not. Can't wait to see what you do next.
I think they should have their own Netflix special
Jillian, they made a 1hr special for Amazon Prime in 2019. I hope you've found it by now, but if not - go look!
this is epic :D
loveing this....cool staff;)
Very smart funny comedic scenario. Love the musiic stylee
Flow, I think you are amazing.
fyi: neither one is actually named Flo or Joan
those are the names of their grandmothers
Brilliant!
so savage
PIANO KEYS!
And KEY CHANGES!!
😂😂😂 very funny girls 😂😂😂
Awsome
I love you. You are hilarious. But subtitles would be great for poor benighted Americans. Keep it up!
Mike Essig : and Canadians! I missed some too! 😱😂❤️
a.k.a. The Gap Yah Song
Could you add subtitles? I'm no first language English speaker… pretty please?
Subtitles would be hard. There are many modified or invented words included for comedic effect. I'm not even sure how to spell some of the words that they sang...
Here's half of it. It's a long song, sorry :-)
Yippee! Hip hip hooray!
I am travelling
I am travelling
Oh look at all the fun that I am havelling!
My Facebook photos show I'm living a better life than you
I am travelling!
Look at me now now now
Look at me now now now
The first stoppe on my trip it was to Thailand
I was booked into a hostel by a nice man
Then he led me to the back door
Held me at gunpoint and stole my passport
I got off to a rocky start-er, but it's OK 'cos hakuna matata
I am travelling
I am travelling
Look at all the Haripants I am gathering!
My hair is struggling with the moisture
But I don't care because the world is my oyster
I am travelling!
Look at me now now now
Look at me now now now
One thing that you should know when you are travelling
You've got to sample all the world's cuisines
I ate fish on the road to Jakarta
Now I'm suffering with the bumshartas
And I think I might have malaria
But whatever, I don't caria
I am travelling
I am travelling
Look at my immune system unravelling!
My hydration levels are dipping
But from the cup of life I'm sipping
I am travelling!
Look at me now now now
Look at me now now now
I paid to work at an elephant sanctuary
Because voluntouring is just like something we all should do
I had a bath with an elephant
I took a photo with an elephant
I went to a full moon party with an elephant
Ooh! Elephant, elephant, elephant!
I am travelling
I am travelling
Look at all the elephant shit I am shovelling!
They were having fun with me
'Till they got shot for their ivory
I am travelling (piano keys)
Look at me now now now
Look at me now now now
Here's the second half:
I met a travel friend, her name was Lola
And we went boozing on a cruise in Halong Bay
Then Lola fell of the party boat-a
And got shredded by its motor
I just saw a person die
But it's OK next stop Chiang Mai!
I am travelling
I am travelling
Look at all the danger I am straddling!
I haven't washed in a month or two
I clean my noonie with dry shampoo
I am travelling
Look at me now now now
Look at me now now now
I was low on money, but had to get to Bali
So I hitchhiked a ride to get me there
A man he picked me up in his tuk-tuk
In exchange for a fuck-fuck
I said no, let's get real
So I cut him another deal
But it got lost in translation
Now I think I'm engaged to his gay son
I am travelling
I am travelling
Look at the family expectations I am dismantling
I am struggling to survive
But somehow I feel alive!
I am travelling
Look at me now now now
Look at me now now now
The most important thing when you are travelling
Is to really look inside and find yourself
So I went to see a reiki
Who around his neck had a rattle snakee
We did Yoga on a mountain
He made me drink from his fountain
And then I lost my sight
And blacked out into the night
I am travelling
I am travelling (I was drugged)
But look at all the chi that I am chanelling
I should have known something was weird
When he removed his stick-on beard
I am travelling
Look at me now now now (yes this song is still going)
Look at me now now now
I woke up the next day in the back of a darkened vehicle
Surrounded by other women who looked like me
We'd all been plied with druggles
And out of the country smuggled
These men are trafficking girls
But it's OK I'm still seeing the world!
I am travelling
I am travelling
With my new abducted sisters I'll be shaggelling
And though it may take many years
Someone will notice I've disappeared (I hope)
I am travelling
Look at me now now now
Look at me now now now
So good news I finally escaped from my captors
And to celebrate I went tubing--and then she drowned
Thanks for the lyrics. :)
Thank you. I will try to write the first part
Comment to the 2016 song; It's pretty funny :D!
Marvellous... I love this pair, very funny, ..she’s a very good musician as well isn’t she?... I think it’s Flo, not sure.
Yes, Flo (Nicola) plays the piano - and yes she is. Key changes galore in this one!
That song was a trip. *ba dum ch!*
Excellent. Classic British references to Monty Python.
Smile on face. Satire
Well. Now I know what vaccines are made from. I wonder which ingredient is harder to collect, from the horse or from the witch?
Hah! Different song, Paul - but a fair question 😊
funny and gorgeuos :)
Brill
I am travelling.. Look at my immune system unravelling... 😂😂
Ha Long Bay!
🐘🐘🐘
New sub here guys
The new George formby???
It's very Tom Lehrer.
"i was drugged" that just made me crack up
Travelling = going on a long holiday.
Is it like ant and Dec . . . Is flo on the left
Yes, Flo (Nicola) on the left. Joan (Rosie) on the right.
Not Morecombe or Wise, nor Ant and Deck, But they will be The next Presenters..... ,
I guess this will appeal to 6 out of 10 middle class urban mid 30s women. That's always a big market for comedy.
I don’t know if you’re trying to offend them or not to be honest. It’s true that they mostly appeal to mid 30s women because that’s what they are? Is there something wrong with comedy that’s not specifically made for you?
@@cybercarcass that market is objectively anti comedy
@@cybercarcass that market is objectively anti comedy. It's not one for big laughs, maybe a polite chuckle.
haveling....ffs
You are both brilliant, but please buy a better keyboard, the one you are using sounds like it was made by fisher price! ie shit
Utterly cringe-worthy.
Also shit.
Caesar Himself don't say that
Victoria Wood is turning in her antique shop... bland middle class blurbers.
Your latest video has comments disabled, so I'll comment here: You're both awful people, encouraging stereotypes and acting like Hilary wasn't an evil tyrant.
AlexTheAnt the song was so good you had to come here to put them down. Kudos Trumpette
You mean, come to their channel? Yeah. Kinda what youtube comments are for; to express your opinion.
AlexTheAnt trolls shall be what they are
Jodie Gill What trolls? o_0
It's called a joke. Just dont. They never ment it in malice just wanting you to have a laugh
I hear the Tom Lehrer influence but it's pretty void of laughs I'm afraid. Pass.