This is amazing... This is totally plausible dating advice!!! If you never ever want to date! As always Messalina is adorably cute and such fun to listen to
Amy: " I did just what you said. I didn't say Hello, i didn't say I love you. I didn't say anything and he didn't even look at meeeee😭" Tails: "Oh boy Amy, I'm so sorry. I was sure that would work, but don't cry, theres more then one way to skin a cat!........"I've got it!!! Negging"😉 Amy: "Ne... Negging? What is that?🥺" Tails: "Its sorta like a backhanded compliment. Like if i said "Nice massive yellow belt, it really distracts from your ridiculous huge ears".🫠 Amy: "I don't know tails, it sounds sorta mean🥺" Tails: "Thats the whole point, you got to break him down so he can see how much he needs you! You got to be cruel to be kind. Give him what he gives you...... unless you're not serious about".... Amy: "I am!!! I am i am i am!!..... Negging..... be mean.... got it..... ok thank you Tails, you are the best!🥹 Tails: "Of course 😇........ *What are friends for*?🙂
Immersion broken; my text sound is Dio yelling, "ZA WAAARUDOOO!!" immediately followed by the sound of his Stand stopping time. I've never been on a date in my entire life, so, for all I know, this is actually good advice and this younger generation is just really strange. I'm genuinely struggling to tell if this is satire or not; young people are bizarre. Forget all the advice? No, no, I don't think I will. Get ready for a cinnamon sardine sandwich with horse radish. Also, it's fourteen bucks.
Yeah, even the biggest idiot in the universe knows that this advice is pure sabotage. There's people in the real world who'd fall for this, isn't there?
Ong, I used to follow their advice when I was younger. Needless to say fumbled ALOOT of girls 🤦🏾♂️ All well it ends well glad there was a silver lining in the end
The confidence she had giving that bad advice was impressive lol
Who knows how many of his dates she has sabotaged this way in the past!! lol
Right? Lol if didn't know batter I say she thinks she Right
You're hurting me with this one, Which means it's working! GOOD WORK
Thank you! And I hope you recover soon, lol
As kanye once said, " Sometimes the best advice is no advice. Especially when it's your advice"
Definitely a fitting quote for this one, haha
This is amazing... This is totally plausible dating advice!!! If you never ever want to date! As always Messalina is adorably cute and such fun to listen to
I feel bad for the poor listener in this one, haha. Thank you so much!!
Guys Duck has grown a pair and has decided to ask out his crush. Duck will update next video🦆
What!!! That's exciting! Good luck! 🥰
Duck is so dense that he still wouldn't get it
Oh Duck… I have more faith in you than that!
Quack
Best friend: "gives advice"
Source: just trust me bro 😂
You don’t think she’s trustworthy?! 😇
I'm taking notes.
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Thanks for the advice😁
15:31 - Oh, come on!
Better burn those notes right now!! lol
@@MessalinaASMR Threw them away after 15:31. Don't worry.
Crisis averted. lol
I knew it something was off at first, like who tf checks out on food like that
Something was definitely very off!
Won't need this advice since I struggle to talk to girls at all in the first place 😂😂
Oh no 🥲 if you do, just do the opposite of whatever the speaker said in this one! lol
Hooters!!!! Now I'm facepalming hard
I tried all of the dating advices on my date last night and the girl is in love with me, thank you Messalina!
(not really, but imagine 😂)
That would have been amazing, haha. I would have demanded an invite to the wedding! lol
@@MessalinaASMR
Aww, I'm sorry to disappoint XD but if I ever happen to want to ruin a date I'll make sure to put them to good use.
Haha oh no… I feel bad for this potential girl!! lol
ufff! good that hear all the video im was about to take all that super realistic advice in a date🤣 but jokes aside love the concept on the video!
Haha thank goodness you realized before it was too late!!!
Thank you for the advice I will use it ASAP 😈😈
Oh no… what have I done…
@@MessalinaASMR😈😈
(Jk jk)
@@MessalinaASMR 😈😈😈
(Jk jk)
under no circumstances are you to trust this woman
Awww are you sure?? 😇
@@MessalinaASMR ...maybe...maybe i can fix her...
It's been awhile since I've watched your vids damn. I guess I'll try to use the advice you gave then HAHA lol
Nooooo!! Haha. Just do the opposite!!! 😜
🤔 I don't think she means to give me bad advice it's just that her jealousy get the better of her
Hey! I love this so much and we got bacon! Its a win!
Aww thank you!! And yes, thank goodness for bacon! lol
Amy: " I did just what you said. I didn't say Hello, i didn't say I love you. I didn't say anything and he didn't even look at meeeee😭"
Tails: "Oh boy Amy, I'm so sorry. I was sure that would work, but don't cry, theres more then one way to skin a cat!........"I've got it!!! Negging"😉
Amy: "Ne... Negging? What is that?🥺"
Tails: "Its sorta like a backhanded compliment. Like if i said "Nice massive yellow belt, it really distracts from your ridiculous huge ears".🫠
Amy: "I don't know tails, it sounds sorta mean🥺"
Tails: "Thats the whole point, you got to break him down so he can see how much he needs you! You got to be cruel to be kind. Give him what he gives you...... unless you're not serious about"....
Amy: "I am!!! I am i am i am!!.....
Negging..... be mean.... got it..... ok thank you Tails, you are the best!🥹
Tails: "Of course 😇........ *What are friends for*?🙂
Haha, I love it!
Did you just qout a whole video? I'm impressed
your little giggle at the end was really cute!
what are blts? bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich?
Yep, bacon, lettuce, and tomato. Made infinitely better by omitting the lettuce and tomato! lol. Also thank you! 🥰
@@MessalinaASMR now I'm craving a bacon sandwich in the middle of the night🤣
My apologies! lol
Immersion broken; my text sound is Dio yelling, "ZA WAAARUDOOO!!" immediately followed by the sound of his Stand stopping time.
I've never been on a date in my entire life, so, for all I know, this is actually good advice and this younger generation is just really strange. I'm genuinely struggling to tell if this is satire or not; young people are bizarre.
Forget all the advice? No, no, I don't think I will. Get ready for a cinnamon sardine sandwich with horse radish. Also, it's fourteen bucks.
Please please PLEASE never follow this advice!! lol. It’s definitely bad! Also thank you for making me lose my appetite right before supper! Haha
@@MessalinaASMR You're welcome, lol.
Another vid!❤❤ thank youu! Hopefully there is a discord channel soon!
Oh dear haha do most accounts like mine have discord channels? And thank you!!
@MessalinaASMR some do some don't hahaha, it depends on the creator if they want to engage with fans 😄
I worry it would look like I’m really full of myself to have one, haha
@@MessalinaASMR aww hahaha, well the decision making is all up to you! I'm just a fan of your work and always support you!
Thank you so much! I appreciate that a lot 🙂❤️
Let's go love it ❤❤❤
Aww yay!!! Thank you 🥰
I am at my lowest rank of all
oh dear 🥺
What if I asked for tips to go out with her? What would she say if I did what she say?
If you asked to go out with the speaker? Hmm I’m sure she would have much better advice!! Maybe for a part 2!
Part 2 when?
Part 2 where she has to unteach all the bad advice she has ever given him? Haha
I choose you instead (つˆДˆ)つ💝
Aww 🥹
Yeah, even the biggest idiot in the universe knows that this advice is pure sabotage.
There's people in the real world who'd fall for this, isn't there?
I really hope not!!! Haha
dam that was great 😂
Aww I’m glad you liked it! 🥹
As a very old dragon. This is terrible advice. Lol. This is not how i was taught to treat women. Im better off just staying home with you.
Very old, huh? 🤔 haha. And you really think it's bad?! Guess you have no choice but to stay home with me, you're right!
These adnrew tate ahh advices
It’s horrible advice for sure!
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😊😘
4:32 *opens up phone* 🤨 am I tweaking
Bruh red pill channels have better advice than this 😂
And I hope no one follows their advice either!!!
Ong, I used to follow their advice when I was younger. Needless to say fumbled ALOOT of girls 🤦🏾♂️
All well it ends well glad there was a silver lining in the end
Aww that’s good then!! It was just a learning process, haha
Something's fishy here...
Wait a minute, something ain’t right here. 😑
Whatever do you mean? 😇
@MessalinaASMR I knew something was up when you said 6:17 🤨 she’s already opening the door
Then you should know this is really bad advice y do I thought u were supposed to give friends good advice so do u hate this guy
She doesn’t hate him! She just wants his date to go very poorly so he stays single because she has a secret crush on him 🥲