DARKNESS THEN WHITENESS THEN REDNESS

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  • @trappedreality658
    @trappedreality658 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    how did i get here? miss toby tbh.

  • @ChewylovesSlits
    @ChewylovesSlits 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    well, i woke up, watched you play minecraft, got inspired and started to play minecraft, died in minecraft, rage quited, had a cookie, got back on computer and watched your vlogs. so its been a very productive day.

  • @arceus0122
    @arceus0122 13 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    What?! Darkness, whiteness then redness?! THATS PRECARIOUS!!!!!

  • @deziku
    @deziku ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I miss this TH-cam so much 🙃

  • @Jason-vl4tz
    @Jason-vl4tz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Time is so weird

  • @videobruj
    @videobruj 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I was so blind all along... nigredo (blackness), albedo (whiteness), then rubedo (redness).... Toby was referring to the great work of alchemy! I must further study the works of this great man, perhaps he alludes to the prima materia in his other work

  • @heinzie5
    @heinzie5 13 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    when he took off his glasses i went "YEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!"

  • @gilorm1991
    @gilorm1991 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is the first time i noticed that toby holds the camera by hand, not using any sort of equipment. DAMN he is steady!

  • @hieu9899
    @hieu9899 5 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    whos here cause of pewdiepies reference

    • @jaybb23
      @jaybb23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol yes

    • @jaybb23
      @jaybb23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I don’t think many people will be here

    • @memestrosity7522
      @memestrosity7522 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me

    • @MoreTrenMoreMen69
      @MoreTrenMoreMen69 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      lasangna • yup loool

    • @TheSSDrift
      @TheSSDrift 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      heard that and immediately came here

  • @janethall5923
    @janethall5923 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    My day has been searching for an internet connection because I have been without one since Wednesday! Fortunately I lucked out and I'm now able to catch up on all my vids to watch and messages to read. Been awhile a Toby, hope you feel better by at least the latest vlog which I shall get to in about 10 minutes.

  • @Heblo
    @Heblo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Oh hello! What's that? You're here because of PewDiePie? That's cool. I'm here for nostalgia so welcome!

  • @tjmoto7863
    @tjmoto7863 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Time flies when your having fun...

  • @prettynpink832
    @prettynpink832 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I'm sick now too :( I caught it on like the day before Christmas Eve and I barely had a voice on Christmas D:

  • @myOWNwingman
    @myOWNwingman 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    i pulled an all nighter with my friends so its pretty awesome to see toby up at that time

  • @tsanjoubrahma7763
    @tsanjoubrahma7763 7 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    idubbbz made a reference to this video in 2017. kek

    • @PoseRocks
      @PoseRocks 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Well he didn't specifically reference THIS particular video but, rather, he was referencing Toby's coined intro which was 'darkness then whiteness then redness!' where he would cover the camera lens with his finger and make the aforementioned colors appear on the screen.

    • @memestrosity7522
      @memestrosity7522 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pewdiepie made one just now in his Japan vlog

    • @Frogino
      @Frogino 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol pewdiepie did it

  • @Vollyv
    @Vollyv 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    My partner has white sheets and is messy. He also has black hair so aside from having sauce and food and things, there are black hair strands everywhere. it wouldn't show up on blue or red or whatever sheets!

  • @BTassassin41
    @BTassassin41 13 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Yeah I'm gonna go..." *talks for 2 more minutes* "BOOP!"

  • @pavelsprojectfilms
    @pavelsprojectfilms 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was sleeping the whole time, just got up this morning to watch your vlog.

  • @thatonedoggo5097
    @thatonedoggo5097 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    who's watching in 2016?

  • @potato4dawin1
    @potato4dawin1 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've been sneezing all day today except when i've been watching tobuscus because I'm totally alergic to lack of toby. lol i never sneeze during tobuscus videos even when i've been sneezing all day like today.

  • @Cold_Ham_on_Rye
    @Cold_Ham_on_Rye 13 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I wish I was SmegChris

  • @Konman719
    @Konman719 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    toby you should have just asked audience for one of those lamps... i literally built that exact same thing senior year of high school and it never gets used

  • @MackDoesStuff
    @MackDoesStuff 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    A friend: "Why are you so weird???"
    Me: "Being normal is boring!"

    • @MackDoesStuff
      @MackDoesStuff 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lt. Lel XD Not really sure why I commented that as well. Guess it's a side effect of being weird...

    • @andrewbay8891
      @andrewbay8891 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +MackDoesStuff ok?

    • @myrrhfortheroad
      @myrrhfortheroad 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      No judgment, no judgment. You do you, MackDoesStuff. :D

    • @dickjifferson739
      @dickjifferson739 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@andrewbay8891 ok?

  • @XxBlackxDovexX
    @XxBlackxDovexX 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    I woke up, went to get groceries, and then came home and stared at a tv till now... then I watched your video and decided to comment on it, so now I am typing the comment. When I'm done I'll hit post and then probably go to bed or something. Haven't completely thought it through yet.

  • @nickc2011
    @nickc2011 11 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Obviously evidence that everything on the universe is controlled by youtubers and that Tobuscus is their patriarch. Might as well start worshipping him freely now.

  • @haliksomai
    @haliksomai 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    I did the same thing as you Toby...slept till 3PM. Said screw contacts and wore my glasses all day, thus resulting in red spots on my nose. Having the cold sucks, but it gave me a reason to watch Tobuscus all day :)

  • @smoore8552
    @smoore8552 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    anyone here from pewdiepie 2019?

  • @USMCJRT2000
    @USMCJRT2000 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    I sat around in a hotel waiting to hear if we got the house we applied for.

  • @kellysghost
    @kellysghost 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Reading Game of Thrones was really difficult for me at first, but there are family trees in the back of the book that helped immensely. And once you get into it, it's so much better than the show!

  • @at2inthemorning
    @at2inthemorning 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    I spent my day in bed with a terrible cough. After sleeping for most of the day, I spent three hours trying to repair my voice because I have a concert tomorrow, and then played Skyrim until I got tired and went back to sleep.

  • @XEvilToastX
    @XEvilToastX 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @TobyTurner btw Mr. Joe Turner the Darkness then Redness then Whiteness signed posters are sold out.

  • @mleonard411
    @mleonard411 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    i drove 11 hours without wi-fi and now i am catching up on your lazyvlogs!

  • @ryanthompson602
    @ryanthompson602 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Toby “Tobuscus” Turner we miss you!

  • @MBear3
    @MBear3 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    You only get dints if you have those little rubber foot thingies on your glasses. you can get some (like mine he he) where the nose bit is part of the frame and they are comfier.

  • @cam232425
    @cam232425 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    I made blueberry muffins and watched Fringe. And this morning I woke up and it was snowing which was weird since yesterday it was 60 degrees and sunny.

  • @Kaymaysie
    @Kaymaysie 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Today I went to your main channel, went all the way to the back and watched ALL your videos. Seriously all of them... you're adorable...

  • @kevizzle10
    @kevizzle10 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    toby says he is a messy person, even though whenever I watch his videos I get super jealous by how unbelievably clean his house is.

  • @bestswimmer1916
    @bestswimmer1916 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I actually had a bad day so I watched 4.5 hours of ApprenticeEh vlogs. It made me feel so much better!

  • @NevaKitty
    @NevaKitty 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    If you get glasses with thicker lenses they don't have the pinchy bits around your nose and they don't leave marks on your nose

  • @honeylavender8049
    @honeylavender8049 ปีที่แล้ว

    when i was a little kid my cousin and i would mess with the flashlight we had during sleepovers and it would look redish with our hands over the light so wed quote this… good times

  • @shikaideus001
    @shikaideus001 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    my glasses usually slide down and then make the dent so my glasses automatically slide down and settle in the dents now...

  • @konservedpeanuts
    @konservedpeanuts 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Is this what failboat was referencing while playing content warning?

  • @halfgoodhalfevil
    @halfgoodhalfevil 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was sick today, but yesterday I groomed, exercised, and ridden horses. Love it. Even when a horse spooks and rears up, it's still totally worth it. Do you ride toby?

  • @ellepalmer
    @ellepalmer 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    I HAVE THAT SAME NOISE MACHINE!!!!! now I feel special.

  • @Acoyph
    @Acoyph 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    I stayed up til 3am EST trying to catch the lazyvlog... then finally pass out; wake up now and find you posted this at 4AM!?

  • @AccioRedvines2014
    @AccioRedvines2014 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    I hate those marks that you get on your nose from your glasses, too! I had glasses since first grade and so I was used to having them but now I have contacts and I can't stand having to wear my glasses...

  • @StationXXrama
    @StationXXrama 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    I knew something was wrong when there was no lazy vlog; feel better toby!

  • @lparkfan98
    @lparkfan98 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I woke up and my brother stole my glasses because, as always, he forgets his own

  • @bonanahh
    @bonanahh 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    toby if you get plastic frames the little nose dents won't be there. clearly plastic >metal.

  • @CheesePlease8
    @CheesePlease8 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love how when hes tired or sick, he has glasses on.

  • @LilGoobySan
    @LilGoobySan 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    I hope you're feeling better, Toby!

  • @Guinbug1
    @Guinbug1 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    i wear glasses and have been most of my life, i use to have glasses like yours (made out of metal or something) and i ALWAYS got glasses dents. But then i got glasses made out of i think plastic and i havent gotten glasses dents in 2 years

  • @andresstadelmann7583
    @andresstadelmann7583 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This is probably the most meta video ever made

  • @AaronCross760
    @AaronCross760 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    woke up, took a piss, drank a mt dew.. still drinking, went to subway, came back eating subway now and watching this.

  • @quolwy
    @quolwy 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    I woke up to my mom taking fresh cinnimon buns, so i grabbed one, and then went into my room and got on my laptop to see if you had FINALLY posted your lazy vlog, and you did, so good morning so far :D

  • @safetyinnumbrs
    @safetyinnumbrs 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Er... I think that is the type of "noise maker" they have outside of therapist's/psychiatrist's offices to block out the sound from being heard in the offices... I use to work in an office that had those outside of every door.

  • @GabbyLovesLabradors
    @GabbyLovesLabradors 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    My dad and I both have dents behind our ears in the shape of the arms of our glasses because we've both worn them for so long -_-
    The nose thing isn't as much of a problem for me, since I wear my glasses pretty much all the time.

  • @StarLorine
    @StarLorine 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    I didn't know they made little fan noise makers!!!I I have to have a fan noise to sleep! That would be perfect for traveling where a fan is not available, like camping! If you do not like yours, you can send it to me^^

  • @MrTimothyWHill
    @MrTimothyWHill 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    I watched this from my phone last night... Hope you get feeling better bro... Take care of yourself..

  • @Painofaninnocent
    @Painofaninnocent 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    I want a fan noise maker! I'm sick and leaving the fan on makes my room colder, and dries out my throat and makes it sore. But I can't sleep without the fan noise! It's a terrible predicament!

  • @dodont1991
    @dodont1991 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Toby, you should have the lamp off, do darkness on the top part redness on the red part then turn the lamp on for whiteness that way they are in order :)

  • @Brandonatron711
    @Brandonatron711 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yes, I do get the red deformities on my nose after wearing glasses for ages, Toby. You're not alone.

  • @MexiPanda13
    @MexiPanda13 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    I had the same exact day yesterday Toby. I just laid on the couch and watched TobyGames. :)

  • @xKnightsmare
    @xKnightsmare 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    My friend and I went for a walk today and some guy yelled out the window something about lip gloss. Weird.
    Nice lamp!

  • @DeathcoreEuan
    @DeathcoreEuan 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Does Toby only wear glasses when he is sick?

  • @ThrillerNum1
    @ThrillerNum1 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    I actually spent most of my day reading Game of Thrones ... no lie. My brain hurts from reading and from the immense intake of epicosity from the story.

  • @porcellio69
    @porcellio69 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    I watched "that '70s show" all morning. and i'm still trying to download a silent hill game to play this last days of summer

  • @Kazakulr
    @Kazakulr 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @MultiAlicat he turns the light on and off. he said so at 0:30

  • @HalloranIllustrations
    @HalloranIllustrations 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Woke up, made breakfast, and watched TH-cam. All in all a good day if I didn't have to go to work later.

  • @pilgrimprincess
    @pilgrimprincess 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    I worked & will be working again in a few hours.
    Rest & fluids Sikbuscus!

  • @Kilroywashere101
    @Kilroywashere101 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    well i woke up and watched ur channel. my day in a nut shell

  • @StupidjimmyInc
    @StupidjimmyInc 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why do you have so many mirrors?

  • @THEAR15ONA
    @THEAR15ONA 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    I assumed you were sick cuz i havent seen a lazyvlogless day in forever. Feel better Toby.

  • @CerelinSky
    @CerelinSky 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    If i started this video like 2 seconds later, my face would have been blessed

  • @MartinCanMakeMovies
    @MartinCanMakeMovies 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    I can't use black sheets, if you know what I mean ...

  • @nalyd324
    @nalyd324 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    laziest lazy vlog ever=day late. but we still love you

  • @32Tobylover
    @32Tobylover 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    wow, toby is an amazing person! he always makes me smile when i watch his videos!

  • @MYCAPSLOCKISALWAYSON
    @MYCAPSLOCKISALWAYSON 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    I should get glasses, I just don't. Is it bad if you can't read the side of a xbox game from 9ft away?

  • @jessicatheginger
    @jessicatheginger 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    LOOK AT THIS!
    Now I notice when you and Olga say that!

  • @Sound_Board28
    @Sound_Board28 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hope you feel better

  • @beastlygamer117
    @beastlygamer117 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hope you feel better Toby!

  • @kaiokolovesyou
    @kaiokolovesyou 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Today, I went to Publix and got Papaya, went to Starbucks, and built some stuff in Minecraft. Feel better Toby!

  • @grelllovessebastia
    @grelllovessebastia 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    i hav been waiting for toby to upload the next limbo

  • @RookieMinecrafter
    @RookieMinecrafter 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    today i got up from the bed,sat down on the sofa,watched many youtube vids,played LOL and then watched your next vlog then i pressed "Prev" then i got here :D

  • @SunGodClip
    @SunGodClip 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    toby looks like a crazy genius, with those glasses

  • @Dsharply
    @Dsharply 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Tidying my room for my lady friend to come over and then playing the ever loving hell out of my guitar all afternoon. Today has been a good day.

  • @ThePiman2007
    @ThePiman2007 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    wait isnt the fan noise thingy a humidifier?

  • @snickerbud6657
    @snickerbud6657 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Question; Have you ever heard of a show named, " Soul Eater " ?

  • @thedanplats
    @thedanplats 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    he must be sick he has forgotten his own intro and outro order

  • @poiuytre37
    @poiuytre37 13 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i love when he says "I'm gonna go" and it's halfway through the video. XD

  • @catvampcraze
    @catvampcraze 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Okay, I definitely hope you're sleeping by now. Who's a cheery sick person?--You are!
    Sending feel-better vibes your way.
    I woke up late afternoon, slapped on makeup, watched a Korean drama, slung coffee at work... caught a mini drum circle on my break (surprisingly included a friend)--and during the same break, some not-unattractive dude suddenly stopped in front of me and told me he loved me. A surreal conversation ensued and he finally went away. At least he wasn't old and super creepy?

  • @kattinhatt86
    @kattinhatt86 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Toby looks so adorkable in his glasses!

  • @Nodog799
    @Nodog799 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    i saw the name of the lazyvlog and said to myself "that looks important to watch"

  • @Midnightwolf_17
    @Midnightwolf_17 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    hmmm i listened to music while on some social website, and now my ears think they hear a song i was listening to a while ago

  • @DragonHeart00926
    @DragonHeart00926 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Aww. Get better soon, Toby!
    I helped my parents in the garden today! 

  • @svetlana317
    @svetlana317 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was wondering why there was no daily vlog yesterday.

  • @MonsterLymik
    @MonsterLymik 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    i just woke up from a dream that you were in it and we were riding tricycles down a hill and you just started singing and dancing ._. it was magical

  • @RelytNroz
    @RelytNroz 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was surprised that there weren't a lot of dislikes for the Darkness, redness and whiteness being out of order.

  • @HyperShadow810
    @HyperShadow810 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    From yesterday I played Skyrim, ate pizza, drank some apple juice, ate left over pizza from the same pizza, watched my shows and then went to sleep with the fan on and had some fun dreams. Now I plan on doing some more Skyrim. :D

  • @rndmguy001
    @rndmguy001 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is a lazy vlog not a sickness vlog. Are our computers going to get sick from all of this sickness toby has?