@@fw.amxxrionsidering the fact Raiden goes dark and cetrion betrays her fellow elder gods....out of character doesn't really matter. Oh and does everyone remmeber the Kitano mirror match diolaugefrom mkx. Kitana:stay away from lui Kang Other kitana:why...were just friends Kitana:you totally slept with him didn't you
Sindel: “Why do you say you’ve killed Jerrod?” Shao Kahn: “I should ask you the same thing.” Sindel: “Someone here needs a proofreader” D’vorah, offscreen: “This one agrees”
Fire God Liu Kang: “You shouldn’t start what you can’t finish”. Shang Tsung: “Your existence is meaningless as I have Kronika’s Crown”. Fire God Liu Kang: “Spoiler alert: your ending’s non-canon”.
Johhny Cage: Dude, what happened to your voice? Noob: I will silence yours permanently... Johnny Cage: You sure you're not looking for Inspector Gadget?
Scorpion: "When do I get to be the main character?" Liu Kang: "You're just the mascot, Scorpion. Nothing more." Scorpion: "Boon & I are gonna have words."
Another suggestion: Sonya: I can't believe we are going to fight over this. Cassie: You're the one who's making a problem out of this. Jacqui already gave me the pass. Sonya: You know that's not how that works, Cass. Out of camera: Uncle J did too!
Sindel: I miss the old timeline where I was actually a good queen and mother. Kitana: You, me, and the majority of the Fandom. Sindel: Ed Boon must have been drunk at the wheel to allow this! Cyrax: Why weren't we ever playable? Sektor: Because someone at Netherrealm Studios loves to cocktease the fans. Cyrax:Yet fucking Robocop and Terminator were dlc?!
Hope this one is good! Sub Zero: "You're technique is flawed." Frost: "What makes you say that??" Sub Zero: "You lack the heart of the frost I once knew."
Okay that first intro tho I really think that they should’ve made Sindel a good guy in Mk 11 instead of just making her a “was evil the whole time” just so they can progress the plot Not only that but it’s also makes you wonder that time in Mk9 when Sindel “sacrificed” herself to protect earth realm for Shao Kahn
Raiden: “I heard a fat man kicked you out of his house like I did. “ Baraka: “yea and he sounded like you as well. “ Raiden: “call me fat again, one more time.”
Johnny Cage: Wait, in your timeline, you're the famous action star? Liu Kang: Yeah, i am. Let's make an interdimesional buddy cop movie!! Johnny Cage: We'd be unstoppable at the Box office! Multiversal Billionaires!!
spawn: ask not for whom the bell tolls raiden: what, you afraid to ride the lighting? spawn: did you just turned my bible quote into a fucking metallica reference?
For those who didn't understand what Kollector and D'vora were saying don't worry I read the subtitles and understood what they said. I'm able to understand backward writing. Here's what they said: Kollector: What the shit?! I'm talking backwards! D'vora: This one is also speaking backwards! Kollector: Crazy, isn't it?
*PROMPT* Liu Kang: was Cetrion telling the truth? am I truly onaga’s kin? Raiden: yes. In both blood and power Liu Kang: will i also suffer the same betrayal?
*Prompt* Cassie: The boys found out about our sorority days Jaqui: Even that one time we- Cass: Especially that! Later- Liu Kang: So did you hear about- Kung Lao: Dude- totally. Liu Kang: And I thought Kitana was freaky!
I really love these AI intros. Hopefully this dialogue might fit in the next or the future video. Cassie: Got a nursery rhyme for you. Rain: A nursery rhyme? Cassie: Yeah. Rain, Rain, go away. Go f*** yourself another day. (Rain: Why you disrespectful little sh-!)
Johnny Cage: “Yo, aren’t you a species of dragon?” Shao Kahn: “Yes imbecile, you’re beneath me. Why?” Johnny Cage: “How bout’ you drag-on these nuts.” 😂 *follows up with a nut punch*
These ones were very funny. Alright got some prompts: Joker: 2 sets of arms? You must be good at cuddling Sheeva: The Shokan do not cuddle, clown Joker: What a shame. Raiden: You know you don’t pass very silently for someone who is a wind god Fujin: What’s that supposed to mean Raiden? Raiden: By the elder gods Fujin, it sounded like someone blew into a tuba!
Here’s a dialogue idea (reference to the MK Annihilation movie) Kitana : Mother, you’re alive. Sindel : Too bad you… will die Kitana : I will not while I’m Kahn *Sindel scream fatality*
My idea for the next batch. Kitana: Midway Timeline or Netherrealm Timeline? Sindel (Midway): I understand your scepticism, my daughter. Kitana: I must be sure. Kitana: Midway Timeline or Netherrealm Timeline? Sindel (NetherRealm Studios): Which do you think I am from, you disgrace?! Kitana: OK, definitely the evil one.
Raiden: Who's that skull from? Sub-Zero (with skull in his hand intro): From the motherfucker that beat me in smash. Raiden: So that's why I haven't heard from Liu Kang.
Sub-Zero: Even I have a better relationship with my brother Cetrion: Good for you, mine is mounted on a FUCKING WALL! Sub-Zero: Sounds like a skill issue to me
Cetrion: What a fool you are. I'm a god! How can you kill a god? Johnny Cage: Maybe I'm a god too, I got the looks for it at least. Cetrion: What a grand and intoxicating arrogance!
Second attempt. Cassie Cage: Ever considered being in a boyband? Rain: What makes you think I have an interest in music at all? Cassie Cage: Your fatality says otherwise.
Kung lao: can i call you mummy too? Sindel: perhaps if you let me win. Kung lao: yes mummy. Kitana: whats wrong liu kang. Liu kang: kung laos at it again with his milf fetish Kitana: i hope it isnt my mother this time
cassie cage: ever heard of small dick energy? spawn: you better think of your next words carefully cassie cage: is when i guy is constantly picking up fights and acting tough
I have one: Liu Kang: Kano, your evil plans end here Kano: You must spend hours in front of the mirror, Kang. Liu Kang: It's called grooming, Kano. Something you clearly know nothing about. Raiden: I must speak with you about your reckless behavior Johnny Cage: Relax, Thunder God. Chaos is my middle name. Besides, the ladies love it! Raiden: The ladies? That's not the point, Johnny. Johnny Cage: Winner gets the title of "The Chillest Fighter in Mortal Kombat!" Frost: Don't be surprised when I freeze you out of the competition Johnny Cage: Freeze? I'll just break the ice with my slick moves and leave you frostbitten with envy Spawn: What's with all the guns? Rambo: You never know when a horde of demons might invade my favorite fishing spot. Spawn: Demons invading your fishing spot? Sounds like an epic battle for the biggest catch
milenna: hey handsome, going to to haunt kids living in Derry? joker: wrong killer clown, but now that you gave me the ideia... why? milenna: guess i got a stephen kink
Spawn: So you were never brain wached? Sindel: That's Right, You Sex Shop Peasent. Spawn: this retcoon sucks, but at least it excuses me from killing you.
Jonhy cage: wait am i fightin jack nicholson, joaquin phoenix or heath ledger? joker: think again discount tom cruise Jonhy cage: fuck thats jared letto
Erron Black: How The Hell Is The Barden Bellas In The Yacht? CJ: Captain Price Says I Will Protect The Bellas, Right? Erron Black: Mmmm.... Yeah It Is?
Jacqui: “My marriage won’t be as messed up as yours.” Sindel: oh come now, why marry a weak excuse of a man? Jacqui: “Hey! We don’t talk shit about Takeda.” Jacqui brutality on Sindel. “Talk shit, get bodied, you hag.” Or Erron Black: “So, you’re junior’s cousin?” Kung Lao: “It’s Jin.” Erron Black: “Heh. No wonder he’s an insufferable jackass.”
Johnny Cage: do skeletons have nuts and if so can i punch them. Scorpion: try that and I will make roasted peanuts out of your children container. Johnny Cage: on on second thought your nuts probably better untouched. Please do this for me
Baraka: “I remember a timeline where we went trick or treating.” Liu kang “you still want some candy?” Baraka: “I’ll have your head for treating mines as such!”
johny cage: amongst all the costumes, yours definetly the gayest rain: says the guy who punches people in the balls regurlaly jonhy cage: you talk a lot of shit for someone in a ball punching distance
1:46 ironic it was the timeline where he started to become insufferable, seriously i missed my original timeline pacifist kung lao,who was the first choice for earthrealm even before Liu kang
Ideas: Kung Lao: How is it easy ripping out a spine? Sub-Zero: As easy as cracking your neck Kung Lao: You gotta chill with the neck jokes! Joker: You remind me of bats! Spawn: I’m more than just bats you dumb clown! Joker: Unlike him, you got some sense of humor. Liu Kang: In another timeline, you looked quite smaller Shao Khan: All types of me conquers the reaalms! Liu Kang: What a way to cause Annihilation (Reference to Mortal Kombat: Annihilation movie) Shang Tsung: You seem to be more fit Jax! Jax: Complimenting your way to steal my soul? Shang Tsung: Soul? Yo ass is mine!!
joker: look at that, finally a man with some showmanship! Jonhy cage: hey jokey, want some advice on the new joker 2? joker: sure, i could carve a poster on your skin and hang it on a freeway
Katana: Maleena why don’t we have any nice dialogue towards each other Maleena: no idea all I want us is to be sisters Katana: oh, I see it now it’s because people think sibling rivalries sale
Kung Lao: I will cut you in half. Jade: What, in the Argus's name?! Kung Lao: Bitch, I'm done with your disrespect! Kitana: You nearly killed Jade... Kung Lao: A warning hat-trick, you arrogant slut. Kitana: I'll put you to your place... Liu Kang: Did you spank Kitana with your hat? Kung Lao: Next time she talks shit, I'll cut her. Liu Kang: Do not force my hand! Kung Lao: Ready to get some bones broken? Sonya: Mad much, Liu Kang Lite? Kung Lao: There go your teeth, Kira. Shao Kahn: How's your neck Kung Lao? Kung Lao: Will proudly carry my hat after I drag you through it balls forward! Shao Kahn: Care to test that statement? Kung Lao: Ermac had your arms ripped. Jax: Yeah, what of it? Kung Lao: For your trash talk, I'll finish the job. Raiden: Kung Lao, dessist! Kung Lao: Step aside, Blunder God! Raiden: I must consult with the Elder Gods... Kotal Kahn: You are no Liu Kang. Kung Lao: You'll pray for my cousin to save you, asswipe. Kotal Kahn: *chuckles* As if anyone is unsafe from you... Spawn: Heard from Rambo you've gone AWOL. Kung Lao: I saved their asses from Deadly Alliance, and they despise me for that! Spawn: Welcome to the club, buddy.
Here's a suggestion: *Intro of Erron Black throwing Hsu Hao's head. And the one of Mileena eating someone's guts.* Mileena: Hsu Hao?! You brought me Hsu Hao!? Erron: You didn't seem like the picky type. My mistake. Mileena: I'm not. But Hsu Hao?!
Johnny Cage: “Hey, do you do birthday parties?” Joker: “It will be the show of a lifetime!” Johnny Cage: “Cassie, I found a clown for the party!” Cassie Cage (off-screen): “Dad, I don’t want a clown!” --------------- Sonya Blade: “Damn it, Johnny!” Johnny Cage: “What? What’s the problem?” Sonya Blade: “That clown is the Joker!” (off-screen Cassie screaming)
kotal: where’s my wheelchair
kabal: where’s my respirator
kotal: ah yes, Krippled Kombat
SonicHaXD would’ve loved this one
Kotal: Where's my foreskin, Baraka?
Jax: where are my prosthetic arms!
Robocop: Where is my prosthetic body!
*Disabled Kombat*
Scorpion: "Do you sell ice cream?"
Sub-Zero: "No, only death."
Scorpion: "I want an ice cream!"
Scorpion: “Everyone skips these anyway”
Sub-Zero: “I Love You”
Scorpion: “I Know”
Johnny: " So ... maybe you still selling ice cream? "
Bi-Han: " I switched to darkness and murder. You just win one. "
Johnny: " Eh, worth a try "
I love the interactions with good Sindel and bad Sindel.
I like the name used by the4thsnake: Twindel.
@@wingedbluj1674 Lol.
That was perfect
@@DarkJericho48 Haha, yeah.
A face off good sindel and evil sindel
"Mother, Kitana's hogging all the video games!"
"You little snitch!"
I need more sibling interactions like that between those two in my life! 😂
I’ve got a 3 year old brother but I know it’s coming
Kung Lao: "Can we please be finished with the neck jokes?"
Sub-Zero: "I agree."
Kung Lao: "Finally someone gets i-"
*_Spine Rip_*
Fun fact:These should've been in the actual game
That's what I'm trying to do with my suggestions, stuff the characters would actually say.
Make sense.
The first and last one were the best ✨
Nah it seems out of character for gods like cetrion to be cursing
@@fw.amxxrionsidering the fact Raiden goes dark and cetrion betrays her fellow elder gods....out of character doesn't really matter. Oh and does everyone remmeber the Kitano mirror match diolaugefrom mkx.
Kitana:stay away from lui Kang
Other kitana:why...were just friends
Kitana:you totally slept with him didn't you
That backwards talking sequence got me good😂🤣✨
What did they say?
@@noahd5672 I think there are subtitles, but they're also backwards so read them right to left😂
‘ What the shit?! I’m talking backwards! ‘
‘ This one also speaking backwards!’
‘ Crazy, isn’t it? ‘
btw why does it sound like spanish for me
@@AduLightwait sound like they are speaking Spanish! You’re not the only one question that
@@AduLightwaor it sounds like they speak aztec or something! Sorry for my late comment
Watching these Mortal Kombat characters flawlessly strut in their custom intros is giving me a serious case of envy
Raiden: I need an adult
Cetrion: I AM an adult
Sindel: “Why do you say you’ve killed Jerrod?”
Shao Kahn: “I should ask you the same thing.”
Sindel: “Someone here needs a proofreader”
D’vorah, offscreen: “This one agrees”
Fire God Liu Kang: “You shouldn’t start what you can’t finish”.
Shang Tsung: “Your existence is meaningless as I have Kronika’s Crown”.
Fire God Liu Kang: “Spoiler alert: your ending’s non-canon”.
Ingame does Shang Tsung have an actual skin with him wearing the crown?
@@professorhal8098 yeah
I thought the endings weren't confirmed yet. Mortal Kombat 1 isn't out yet and there's many theories that Shang Tsung's Ending is the true ending
@@Fritz_A. I highly doubt it, the whole plot is Liu Kang’s new timeline
both endings because of a single grain of sand.
Johhny Cage: Dude, what happened to your voice?
Noob: I will silence yours permanently...
Johnny Cage: You sure you're not looking for Inspector Gadget?
oh thats a good one
This will probably come up on latest video
The moment i see Shao Khan or Kung Lao enter, i already expect to other to appear and the word "neck" at least once, i love this
I saw another YT channel with MK AI intros and in that one, every Kung Lao intro is a neck joke at his expense. I love it.
@@trevorsreya8277 absolutely wonderful
1:29 giving me serious "I need an adult" "I AM an adult" vibes.
No, no you are not
Tfs reference lmao
Scorpion: "When do I get to be the main character?"
Liu Kang: "You're just the mascot, Scorpion. Nothing more."
Scorpion: "Boon & I are gonna have words."
2:06 sounds like a real Kabal dialogue
Another suggestion:
Sonya: I can't believe we are going to fight over this.
Cassie: You're the one who's making a problem out of this. Jacqui already gave me the pass.
Sonya: You know that's not how that works, Cass.
Out of camera: Uncle J did too!
Sindel: I miss the old timeline where I was actually a good queen and mother.
Kitana: You, me, and the majority of the Fandom.
Sindel: Ed Boon must have been drunk at the wheel to allow this!
Cyrax: Why weren't we ever playable?
Sektor: Because someone at Netherrealm Studios loves to cocktease the fans.
Cyrax:Yet fucking Robocop and Terminator were dlc?!
Kotal: Looks like it's MY turn with the neck jokes"
Kung lao: "Let's not get AHEAD of ourselves, Kotal"
Kotal:you son of a-
Kotal: ...I admit Shaolin, that was good.
"MMMMMM DONT THREATEN ME WITH A GOOD TIME 😫"
erron ffs 😭😭
Vegas Sub-Zero: "Kuai Liang"
Regular Sub-Zero: "Bi-Han, you look like shit!"
Vegas Sub-Zero: "I know"
Hope this one is good!
Sub Zero: "You're technique is flawed."
Frost: "What makes you say that??"
Sub Zero: "You lack the heart of the frost I once knew."
Okay that first intro tho
I really think that they should’ve made Sindel a good guy in Mk 11 instead of just making her a “was evil the whole time” just so they can progress the plot
Not only that but it’s also makes you wonder that time in Mk9 when Sindel “sacrificed” herself to protect earth realm for Shao Kahn
Baraka: “I won that rap battle.”
Jax: “nah man, you took it too with my moms.”
Baraka:” bitch, have you ever heard of a joke?”
Raiden: “I heard a fat man kicked you out of his house like I did. “
Baraka: “yea and he sounded like you as well. “
Raiden: “call me fat again, one more time.”
2:37 I relate so badly
Johnny Cage: Wait, in your timeline, you're the famous action star?
Liu Kang: Yeah, i am. Let's make an interdimesional buddy cop movie!!
Johnny Cage: We'd be unstoppable at the Box office! Multiversal Billionaires!!
spawn: ask not for whom the bell tolls
raiden: what, you afraid to ride the lighting?
spawn: did you just turned my bible quote into a fucking metallica reference?
For those who didn't understand what Kollector and D'vora were saying don't worry I read the subtitles and understood what they said. I'm able to understand backward writing.
Here's what they said:
Kollector: What the shit?! I'm talking backwards!
D'vora: This one is also speaking backwards!
Kollector: Crazy, isn't it?
Seeing classic Sindel mop the floor with the new one’s face would be too sweet.
3:43
Hold your HORSES man 💀💀
*PROMPT*
Liu Kang: was Cetrion telling the truth? am I truly onaga’s kin?
Raiden: yes. In both blood and power
Liu Kang: will i also suffer the same betrayal?
joker: you know why a clown buys laxatives?
spawn: dont know dont care!
jokers: for shits and giggles
*Prompt*
Cassie: The boys found out about our sorority days
Jaqui: Even that one time we-
Cass: Especially that!
Later-
Liu Kang: So did you hear about-
Kung Lao: Dude- totally.
Liu Kang: And I thought Kitana was freaky!
Bro the fact that you made the kollector and devorah have dialogue in the coliseum and the other two talk in the bottom of the arena is pure genius
I really love these AI intros. Hopefully this dialogue might fit in the next or the future video.
Cassie: Got a nursery rhyme for you.
Rain: A nursery rhyme?
Cassie: Yeah. Rain, Rain, go away. Go f*** yourself another day.
(Rain: Why you disrespectful little sh-!)
It was laughable, in a good way
This should’ve been in the base game to begin with. It’s too funny 😂
Little johnny wants to play😭
0:00 As a Sindel fan , THANK YOU
4:11
She do be spitting facts, no ones going to miss the bugussy
Except for being a fighting dummy in mk1
Johnny Cage: “Yo, aren’t you a species of dragon?”
Shao Kahn: “Yes imbecile, you’re beneath me. Why?”
Johnny Cage: “How bout’ you drag-on these nuts.” 😂
*follows up with a nut punch*
perfect
Whoever did that Sindel/Sindel dialogue... THANK YOU!
These ones were very funny. Alright got some prompts:
Joker: 2 sets of arms? You must be good at cuddling
Sheeva: The Shokan do not cuddle, clown
Joker: What a shame.
Raiden: You know you don’t pass very silently for someone who is a wind god
Fujin: What’s that supposed to mean Raiden?
Raiden: By the elder gods Fujin, it sounded like someone blew into a tuba!
Really loving Shao Khan's Pride Arc 🏳️🌈
4:28 i am a old timelime Sindel stan🛐
Here’s a dialogue idea (reference to the MK Annihilation movie)
Kitana : Mother, you’re alive.
Sindel : Too bad you… will die
Kitana : I will not while I’m Kahn
*Sindel scream fatality*
My idea for the next batch.
Kitana: Midway Timeline or Netherrealm Timeline?
Sindel (Midway): I understand your scepticism, my daughter.
Kitana: I must be sure.
Kitana: Midway Timeline or Netherrealm Timeline?
Sindel (NetherRealm Studios): Which do you think I am from, you disgrace?!
Kitana: OK, definitely the evil one.
01:15 Shao Kahn coming through with his promises.
Can't break his neck?
do a BRUTALITY INSTEAD
Raiden: Who's that skull from?
Sub-Zero (with skull in his hand intro): From the motherfucker that beat me in smash.
Raiden: So that's why I haven't heard from Liu Kang.
Sub-Zero: Even I have a better relationship with my brother
Cetrion: Good for you, mine is mounted on a FUCKING WALL!
Sub-Zero: Sounds like a skill issue to me
0:52 This is from one of King Bach's classic vines, isn't it? 😂
Yeah😂😂😂
Cetrion: What a fool you are. I'm a god! How can you kill a god?
Johnny Cage: Maybe I'm a god too, I got the looks for it at least.
Cetrion: What a grand and intoxicating arrogance!
J.Cage:What's Obama's last name?
Jax:Do i look like i know?
J.Cage:Damn, I've been looking for it, and you were my last hope.
4:18 BOOM! Roasted!
Kurtis: HEY! That's my thing!
Oh, bite your tongue, officer.
Cage: "Sonya taught me the secret to defeating you."
Kano: "And what did she say?"
Cage: "All I need is a garden gnome."
Joker: Y’know, I never keep count of how many I killed.
Noob: I did.
Joker: I know. And I love you for it.
1:00 that was a special treat for me. Thanks a bunch
Johny cage: what killed the dinossaurs?
sub zero: DONT FUCKING SAY IT CAGE
Johny cage: ice ag... *gets fatality*
Second attempt.
Cassie Cage: Ever considered being in a boyband?
Rain: What makes you think I have an interest in music at all?
Cassie Cage: Your fatality says otherwise.
Kung lao: can i call you mummy too?
Sindel: perhaps if you let me win.
Kung lao: yes mummy.
Kitana: whats wrong liu kang.
Liu kang: kung laos at it again with his milf fetish
Kitana: i hope it isnt my mother this time
The best ones are fixing the horrible retcon they did to Sindel! Hopefully we can make her good again! XD
16 bit; “well she looks evil so she must be evil.” 🤡🤡🤡
Tbf Sindel/Shao Kahn power couple is the most that character has been entertaining ever.
@@roundabout468 we’re all wrong sometimes
3:10
nah bro, your nephew is 😂
cassie cage: ever heard of small dick energy?
spawn: you better think of your next words carefully
cassie cage: is when i guy is constantly picking up fights and acting tough
Kitana: "How the hell are you revived?"
Mileena: "I am a fan favorite! They love me!"
Kitana: "No Mileena, they're horny."
Cassie Cage: Shall we play Batman Card Game
Liu Kang: Maybe We will use it for gold fish
Cassie Cage: Okay Game On
I have one:
Liu Kang: Kano, your evil plans end here
Kano: You must spend hours in front of the mirror, Kang.
Liu Kang: It's called grooming, Kano. Something you clearly know nothing about.
Raiden: I must speak with you about your reckless behavior
Johnny Cage: Relax, Thunder God. Chaos is my middle name. Besides, the ladies love it!
Raiden: The ladies? That's not the point, Johnny.
Johnny Cage: Winner gets the title of "The Chillest Fighter in Mortal Kombat!"
Frost: Don't be surprised when I freeze you out of the competition
Johnny Cage: Freeze? I'll just break the ice with my slick moves and leave you frostbitten with envy
Spawn: What's with all the guns?
Rambo: You never know when a horde of demons might invade my favorite fishing spot.
Spawn: Demons invading your fishing spot? Sounds like an epic battle for the biggest catch
milenna: hey handsome, going to to haunt kids living in Derry?
joker: wrong killer clown, but now that you gave me the ideia... why?
milenna: guess i got a stephen kink
Spawn: So you were never brain wached?
Sindel: That's Right, You Sex Shop Peasent.
Spawn: this retcoon sucks, but at least it excuses me from killing you.
Jonhy cage: wait am i fightin jack nicholson, joaquin phoenix or heath ledger?
joker: think again discount tom cruise
Jonhy cage: fuck thats jared letto
Here's one:
Frost: Let it go
Sub Zero: What happened to the Frost I once knew?
Frost: That perfect girl is gone
Scorpion- We have a common enemy
Meliena- and what would that be Scorpion
Scorpion- The people that ship us together.
0:58
Nope, a can of whoop ass!
YOOOO Thanks for doing mine!!
Also at 0:30
There deserve to be another one about the prequels
scorpion: ready to feel the chaos of a 1000 hells?
cassie cage: bro, thats called twitter
scorpion: millenials...
Erron Black: How The Hell Is The Barden Bellas In The Yacht?
CJ: Captain Price Says I Will Protect The Bellas, Right?
Erron Black: Mmmm.... Yeah It Is?
Johny cage: hey tell james cameron im a fan
terminator: i dont know who this is
Jonhy cage: then hasta la vista baby
Jacqui: “My marriage won’t be as messed up as yours.”
Sindel: oh come now, why marry a weak excuse of a man?
Jacqui: “Hey! We don’t talk shit about Takeda.”
Jacqui brutality on Sindel. “Talk shit, get bodied, you hag.”
Or
Erron Black: “So, you’re junior’s cousin?”
Kung Lao: “It’s Jin.”
Erron Black: “Heh. No wonder he’s an insufferable jackass.”
3:45
Holy shit that sounds really cool
Ah shit I forgot the brutality the breaks your neck 😂
PROMPT
Mileena: Father, please no more dad jokes
Shao Kahn: *insert shitty dad joke here*
Mileena: uuuuuugh, now I understand the Cage girl's pain....
Johnny Cage: do skeletons have nuts and if so can i punch them.
Scorpion: try that and I will make roasted peanuts out of your children container.
Johnny Cage: on on second thought your nuts probably better untouched.
Please do this for me
Shao Kahn: “It’s you, Black!
Geras: I’m not Erron.
Shao Kahn: I know what I said.
TFS reference at 1:27
"I need an adult"
"I am an adult"
Baraka: “I remember a timeline where we went trick or treating.”
Liu kang “you still want some candy?”
Baraka: “I’ll have your head for treating mines as such!”
"Do you think they'll miss you as much?" was too natural, did you just hire the real actress for that line? 😂
johny cage: amongst all the costumes, yours definetly the gayest
rain: says the guy who punches people in the balls regurlaly
jonhy cage: you talk a lot of shit for someone in a ball punching distance
Sub-zero: Bro I swear I'm not a freaking robot
Scorpion: You sure man?
Sub-zero: ARE YOU USERNAME LADIESMAN217?!
1:46 ironic it was the timeline where he started to become insufferable, seriously i missed my original timeline pacifist kung lao,who was the first choice for earthrealm even before Liu kang
Ideas:
Kung Lao: How is it easy ripping out a spine?
Sub-Zero: As easy as cracking your neck
Kung Lao: You gotta chill with the neck jokes!
Joker: You remind me of bats!
Spawn: I’m more than just bats you dumb clown!
Joker: Unlike him, you got some sense of humor.
Liu Kang: In another timeline, you looked quite smaller
Shao Khan: All types of me conquers the reaalms!
Liu Kang: What a way to cause Annihilation
(Reference to Mortal Kombat: Annihilation movie)
Shang Tsung: You seem to be more fit Jax!
Jax: Complimenting your way to steal my soul?
Shang Tsung: Soul? Yo ass is mine!!
1:56 what'd they say when they were speaking backwards
idk it does say something about backwards
Kollecter: What the shit?! I'm talking backwards!
D'vorah: This one is also talking backwards!
Kollecter: Crazy, isn't it?
0:14 SOLAR FLARE!!!
2:51 Kitana and Mileena are gamers too
Sub-Zero:Sounding any better?
Noob:I would like to think so yes
Sub-Zero:You seriously need to lay off the cigarettes
joker: look at that, finally a man with some showmanship!
Jonhy cage: hey jokey, want some advice on the new joker 2?
joker: sure, i could carve a poster on your skin and hang it on a freeway
rain: blood is 90% water
scarlet: meaning?
rain: meaning im 90% better than you
nice one
Katana: Maleena why don’t we have any nice dialogue towards each other
Maleena: no idea all I want us is to be sisters
Katana: oh, I see it now it’s because people think sibling rivalries sale
Kung Lao: I will cut you in half.
Jade: What, in the Argus's name?!
Kung Lao: Bitch, I'm done with your disrespect!
Kitana: You nearly killed Jade...
Kung Lao: A warning hat-trick, you arrogant slut.
Kitana: I'll put you to your place...
Liu Kang: Did you spank Kitana with your hat?
Kung Lao: Next time she talks shit, I'll cut her.
Liu Kang: Do not force my hand!
Kung Lao: Ready to get some bones broken?
Sonya: Mad much, Liu Kang Lite?
Kung Lao: There go your teeth, Kira.
Shao Kahn: How's your neck Kung Lao?
Kung Lao: Will proudly carry my hat after I drag you through it balls forward!
Shao Kahn: Care to test that statement?
Kung Lao: Ermac had your arms ripped.
Jax: Yeah, what of it?
Kung Lao: For your trash talk, I'll finish the job.
Raiden: Kung Lao, dessist!
Kung Lao: Step aside, Blunder God!
Raiden: I must consult with the Elder Gods...
Kotal Kahn: You are no Liu Kang.
Kung Lao: You'll pray for my cousin to save you, asswipe.
Kotal Kahn: *chuckles* As if anyone is unsafe from you...
Spawn: Heard from Rambo you've gone AWOL.
Kung Lao: I saved their asses from Deadly Alliance, and they despise me for that!
Spawn: Welcome to the club, buddy.
I'm wanting an intro where kung lao catches his hat and he's like "ow, shit that hurts." And the other guy is like "welp."
Here's a suggestion:
*Intro of Erron Black throwing Hsu Hao's head. And the one of Mileena eating someone's guts.*
Mileena: Hsu Hao?! You brought me Hsu Hao!?
Erron: You didn't seem like the picky type. My mistake.
Mileena: I'm not. But Hsu Hao?!
Frost: stop with the frozen jokes cage
Johnny: sorry elsa you gotta let it go
Frost: God damn it
Sub Zero: We Met Batman during Injustice 2
Raiden: we met supergirl helping her
Sub Zero: We are the same person always In the realm
Johnny Cage: “Hey, do you do birthday parties?”
Joker: “It will be the show of a lifetime!”
Johnny Cage: “Cassie, I found a clown for the party!”
Cassie Cage (off-screen): “Dad, I don’t want a clown!”
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Sonya Blade: “Damn it, Johnny!”
Johnny Cage: “What? What’s the problem?”
Sonya Blade: “That clown is the Joker!”
(off-screen Cassie screaming)