What's the deal with RANNI THE WITCH?

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  • @DarkTark
    @DarkTark  2 ปีที่แล้ว +2094

    Elden Ring 2 but you play as Dave and each of the big bosses are music executives who have stolen one of the chipmunks and you have to get them all back so you can form Alvin and the Chipmunks

    • @dwtnugget5256
      @dwtnugget5256 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@brandonharris5152 +30% physical damage

    • @hexag0n_0
      @hexag0n_0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Spoiler alert

    • @budazenYT
      @budazenYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      That sounds racially motivated

    • @soulrepear117
      @soulrepear117 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thats sounds like a goid parody

    • @ladybabe6958
      @ladybabe6958 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How about talk about gold mask I still don't understand the story

  • @dorugoramon0518
    @dorugoramon0518 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5787

    I think Selevus' real crime is trying to turn a doll into a doll and *expecting it to work* .

  • @Azr4el
    @Azr4el 2 ปีที่แล้ว +788

    She didn't use the Finger-slaying-blade to kill Marika, she uses it to kill the fingers that chose her as an Empyrean, the ones you find destroyed when you put the ring on her.

    • @Pikachu-qr4yb
      @Pikachu-qr4yb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Where do we find that out? I always wondered why she went to those random 2 fingers in the ground lol

    • @DepressedNousagi
      @DepressedNousagi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      @@Pikachu-qr4yb its literally in the name "Fingerslayer" blade

    • @dariusandone3636
      @dariusandone3636 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      @@Pikachu-qr4ybthe reason why she wanted the fingerslayer blade is to ocmpletely cut ties with the golden order(aka killing the fingers assigned to her), we helped her along the way mainly when killing the baleful shadow.

    • @Shin_FTW
      @Shin_FTW 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      @@Pikachu-qr4yb The weapon she wanted from the beginning, your whole quest originally, was to get the *Fingerslayer* Blade.
      The blade's description reads that it's able to bring harm "to the Greater Will and its vassals", A.K.A. the Two Fingers.
      Upon running into the Baleful Shadow at the end of the Ranni escort mission, she says to the Shadow Blaidd "Tell the Two Fingers, That Ranni the Witch cometh, *to rend thy flesh. With a fatal wound, ne'er to heal."*
      We can also deduce that she turned into a small doll version of herself to become more difficult to detect by her Two Fingers, causing her to leave her clothing behind in Renna's Rise, before taking the teleporter at the top of Renna's Rise, which is where we then find her, and why you later find her in her normal puppet-size form sitting next to her DEAD Two Fingers, without her Snow Witch outfit (because you have it).

  • @brandonharris5152
    @brandonharris5152 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7818

    I just realized Alexander says "you came" after saying "smack me on the rear with something nice and big". I never realized his predatory nature. Thank you dark tark, for opening my eyes yet again.

    • @fes4861
      @fes4861 2 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      😰😭😭😭

    • @trollzland1337
      @trollzland1337 2 ปีที่แล้ว +561

      i dunno man it dont bother me that much alexander's jussy boppin

    • @jaws2210
      @jaws2210 2 ปีที่แล้ว +278

      @@trollzland1337 JUSSY

    • @sicskillz12
      @sicskillz12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Uwu jar daddy

    • @fes4861
      @fes4861 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      What did you guys get him out the hole with??!!!!

  • @TheoJay615
    @TheoJay615 2 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    "She called me a rare sort. Man, I love being called a rare sort."
    I love that line.

    • @PraiseTheLordyourGodJesus
      @PraiseTheLordyourGodJesus 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ‭‭ ‭‭Ephesians‬ ‭6:10‭-‬18 says,
      Finally, my brethren, be strong in the Lord, and in the power of his might. Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil. For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand. Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness; above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked. And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God: praying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirit, and watching thereunto with all perseverance and supplication for all saints. The bible is no old book. You have to really let Christ open your eyes; to see the world in shambles. Many people say it's a religion to lock up people in chains, and say it's a rule book.. why? Because people hate hearing the truth, it hurts their flesh, it's hurts their pride, it's exposes on what things have they done..people love this world so much, s*x, money, power, women, supercars.. things of this world. Still trying to find something that can fill that emptiness in your heart. You can't find that in this world.. only in Christ, the bible is no chains, it's a chainbreaker. Breaking your sins into pieces... Repent now, and turn back to the true Lord only.. God bless.

  • @compatriot852
    @compatriot852 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3012

    Who would have thought that the most dangerous things in Elden Ring would be Tax Evasion lean and BP oil spills

    • @Keviamaya
      @Keviamaya 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      And poor pedestrian infrastructure!

    • @dirkjanvuur360
      @dirkjanvuur360 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It was rather obvious really

    • @jesustyronechrist2330
      @jesustyronechrist2330 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The kingdom of Lands Between fell just like the USA will. This is a prophecy.

    • @AndroidNoir-L06k
      @AndroidNoir-L06k 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      bp oil spill naked guys don't have nothing to lose making them extra dangerous.

    • @darthpaul2102
      @darthpaul2102 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You would have know this if you read the lore

  • @pbyn153
    @pbyn153 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1280

    I am very looking forward to the “What’s the deal with Fia’s free hugs” episode. Great vid

    • @SirCrusher
      @SirCrusher 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's basically a scam to lure you into an undead pyramid scheme

    • @TK-7193
      @TK-7193 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      i thought she was chill because people said she was. i got a quest prompt from her and was like, cool, ok. but the way shes wording her sentence and the way shes saying it was kind of sussy. but elden ring people are weird, we have a blue witch doll that talks in a sexy old language so whatever, right? turns out that its D's knife, so i go tell fia, but she has nothing to say. later i go to the smithy and notice a new door opened. she peaced out after breaking the law of the round table. i hardly knew D but for a short time, but hes kinda chill. if i find wherever the fuck she went, i'll send her to the ferry of the dammed so she can molest the dead there, on her way to hell!

    • @nessessary2591
      @nessessary2591 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      All it would be is a loop of hugging her in a video

    • @landofthehazymist
      @landofthehazymist ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Fia talked about it like. Its her job as a deathbed companion

  • @pixelty7458
    @pixelty7458 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1694

    I like the fact that ranni has to sit on books to match the players height

    • @saosaqii5807
      @saosaqii5807 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      But she can instatap you easily

    • @oddiseyaatrox2813
      @oddiseyaatrox2813 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      @Ahmad Adnan That ain't really true. You swear loyalty to her, but you're never under her control, seeing as you can still chose to do other endings instead of hers even when joining her service, unlike the Frenzy Flame one. And if you don't join her and attack her instead, everything you do bounces off of her, one of the only instances in the game where you can't kill a character no matter what

    • @yeeyw
      @yeeyw ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @ahmadadnan4773you seems to have bad history with women cause im pretty sure you could just not do any of ranni quest without any future consequences

    • @lordium1848
      @lordium1848 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yeeywif you give her the poison, then talk with her three times, she kills you.

    • @Shin_FTW
      @Shin_FTW 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      @ahmadadnan4773 She killed her own Two Fingers with her bare hands, and presumably got through the Lake of Rot and beyond to where you find her, on her own. She needed help with Shadow Blaidd, but she _was_ in a small doll form.
      Remember that the entire second phase of the Rennala fight *was not Rennala.* That was a projection of Rennala conjured by Ranni during the fight, which she cast all the way from her tower on the Three Sisters plateau. Shows a glimpse of Ranni's power.

  • @paulroche7588
    @paulroche7588 2 ปีที่แล้ว +687

    Blaidd: we’re best friends now!!
    Tarnished of no renown: kills him and Marry’s his girl

    • @jionmionskwisgaar1476
      @jionmionskwisgaar1476 2 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      *steals your girl*
      *Kills you*
      *Leaves*
      *Doesn't elaborate*
      Sigma grindset

    • @kwikslash2998
      @kwikslash2998 2 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      The doll cunny got me acting unwise

    • @luulcas_6267
      @luulcas_6267 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      I don't think ranni is blaidd girl,it's more of a servants thing because why would Marika try to find a consort when there would be maliketh

    • @paulroche7588
      @paulroche7588 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@luulcas_6267 it was a joke lol

    • @luulcas_6267
      @luulcas_6267 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@paulroche7588 nothing's funnier than being 100% lore accurate to the point that it's annoying am I right

  • @jedsaints3648
    @jedsaints3648 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1747

    Ranni is that one fellow that can narrate the entire lore of elden ring just to order a happy meal

    • @TK-7193
      @TK-7193 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      i'd listen

    • @mongooseunleashed
      @mongooseunleashed 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@TK-7193 You wouldn't have a choice.

    • @TK-7193
      @TK-7193 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@mongooseunleashed i wouldnt have it any other way

    • @xJuanRicoSuavex
      @xJuanRicoSuavex 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      That's cannon. It's in the lore.

    • @koftte
      @koftte 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@xJuanRicoSuavex *cue australian guy with orange glasses

  • @DARKNESSNAO
    @DARKNESSNAO 2 ปีที่แล้ว +674

    You missed the best part, if you go back to her tower and go to the top and talk with her after you complete her questline, you’ll get the ending with her saying “Dear consort” instead of “Fair consort”.
    Oh well, I guess you’ll have to play it again to do it right.

    • @DarkTark
      @DarkTark  2 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      I actually did that but after I got the ending

    • @Esoteraeon
      @Esoteraeon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I thought she disappears from her tower at the end of the quest, when you put the ring on her

    • @thesaltypearl7163
      @thesaltypearl7163 2 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      You can talk to her with the doll at the new grace that shows up in her room

    • @Esoteraeon
      @Esoteraeon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@thesaltypearl7163 THANK YOU

  • @Himothywhomrizzes
    @Himothywhomrizzes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3357

    Ranni is a tough woman to compromise with, first she sends you to Cleveland (calid) then to Florida (lake of rot) and then she has the audacity to say "deuces!" And dips before you get that 4 arm box

    • @ph0kused
      @ph0kused 2 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      It’s Calid, Australia* not Cleveland, i had to change my flight to Calid because i thought it was Cleveland but it was really dark souls Australia Calid.

    • @beansfebreeze
      @beansfebreeze 2 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      4 arm box absolutely sent me

    • @LtCdrXander
      @LtCdrXander 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Cleveland's not too bad. Caelid is more like Los Angeles

    • @thespanishinquisition4078
      @thespanishinquisition4078 2 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      She also literally kills herself, TWICE, and turns herself into a doll, ALSO TWICE, before finally accepting to marry you.
      Broad may really not be into you is all I'm saying.

    • @RoyalMudcrab
      @RoyalMudcrab 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@ph0kused Caelid

  • @brogoyle
    @brogoyle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    It’s crazy because as someone who did do this quest, I was instead guided by sorcerer rogier, I didn’t want to become a simp for ranni, but rather I did it for rogier’s sake, he was telling me how it’s a dangerous ordeal to conspire with her, but that it might be worth it, I thought that we were two scheming and shady partners in crime benefitting off of this weird sans-eyed witch lady, but he died if covid shortly after i joined her and i was on my own 😭😭😭

    • @lysander3262
      @lysander3262 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Bro think about it. You're the Elden Lord and Ranni is a God. You think she wouldn't pull some strings and bring back your bro Rogier for you? It's like that Erdtree Burial, bro, friggin' force ghosts and shit. No one's ever really gone. Like damn even Godwyn isn't even all dead. Worst case Rog' has to come back as a puppet, but it seems to work out okay for Sellen and I-Swear-I'm-Renna. Bro you and Big Hat Papa will be kickin' it in a pimped out Hold in no time. Alexander's making pizza and Goldmask brought Sm4sh.
      This is why only jerks choose Three Fingers. You can't chill with your bros when everything is on fire, bro.

    • @brogoyle
      @brogoyle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@lysander3262 That is a beautifully said outlook. I doubt that anyone’s reviving anyone. But crap man, anything is possible, I suppose in the other ending related to rogier, the duskborn ending, he can come back as someone who lives in death too

    • @janettepadilla849
      @janettepadilla849 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I only did it for a happy ending

  • @misherL
    @misherL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2462

    I hope in the DLC they add some of the plants from plants vs zombies to the game it would be a really cool crossover since Ranni is basically Crazy Dave

    • @gjeraldh2989
      @gjeraldh2989 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Peeshooter 😂😂👌

    • @mccool132
      @mccool132 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Well they have both killer plants and zombies. So it really is pvz.

    • @sirapple589
      @sirapple589 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      *incoherent mumbling and grumbling*
      Crazy Dave is burned into my greymatter, occupying the same space as the song from the ending of PvZ.

    • @joey-schmoey
      @joey-schmoey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yea and becuase the game has plants that are alive

    • @MilestheDirtyMindedGoblin2099
      @MilestheDirtyMindedGoblin2099 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hopefully

  • @theangrywig3905
    @theangrywig3905 2 ปีที่แล้ว +941

    I'm pretty sure Ranni's ending is an age where the people make their own decisions without influence from the outer gods, hence why you both leave. From what I've heard the translation from Japanese to English made it sound worse than it actually was.

    • @Waywardpaladin
      @Waywardpaladin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +343

      Yeah, a world where people don't see the divine with their own eyes, where they will be left with just questions and doubts. But also a world where the divine won't directly interfere with their lives, and isn't a prize for them to fight over.
      Mortals will be left with no guidance, but a chance to make their own decisions.

    • @theangrywig3905
      @theangrywig3905 2 ปีที่แล้ว +307

      @@Waywardpaladin she basically just made Earth 2

    • @RuthwikRao
      @RuthwikRao 2 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Ranni was more or less a Sartre fan in the sense established a more existentialist system where people find their own meaning rather than it be administered by grand outside forces.

    • @ordinaryfellow2567
      @ordinaryfellow2567 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Ranni is basically Senator Armstrong.
      Get it..."Arm"strong... am so funni.

    • @mistermaxie6487
      @mistermaxie6487 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      That or the Dark Moon outer god had her punk the Greater Will during their game of poker and then Ranni and the Tarnished create a new order and kingdom in space.

  • @1Spriggzy1
    @1Spriggzy1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1266

    I prefer Rannis questline over Dungeater.
    Because dung is poo, and poo is disgusting. Man, I hate poo.

    • @jionmionskwisgaar1476
      @jionmionskwisgaar1476 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Poo comes from the butt. Men have butts. Therefore, you do dungeater quest

    • @Kaedevirus
      @Kaedevirus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      If you hate poo, why do you always carry it with you?

    • @unoriginalusername7178
      @unoriginalusername7178 2 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      @@Kaedevirus it's their curse. to always carry what they hate. like poo.

    • @thekillers1stfan
      @thekillers1stfan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Yes but Ranni is a doll and dolls are weird murderers

    • @typicaltestr1801
      @typicaltestr1801 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I prefer dung eater because Ranni is a woman

  • @thekillers1stfan
    @thekillers1stfan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    "It's mostly populated by naked guys. Normally this would be fun, but they are slaves which makes it sad." I'm dying lmao

  • @teecee1827
    @teecee1827 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1156

    Blaidd's head is really his head tho, not a mask. The mask you can find is a disguise from the black knife assassins.

    • @disappotato
      @disappotato 2 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      pretty sure it was a joke

    • @YamiAi
      @YamiAi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      Yeah, Blaidd is a shadow, and shadows are always dogs, like Marika's shadow.

    • @leonslaw5722
      @leonslaw5722 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@YamiAi What was Serosh then?

    • @YamiAi
      @YamiAi 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@leonslaw5722 He was called a beast. Looks like a lion.

    • @williamkensington2772
      @williamkensington2772 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@leonslaw5722 no idea but only empyreans get shadows like blaidd and maliketh and Godfrey is although extremely strong just a regular guy

  • @andythernda
    @andythernda 2 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    Small adjustment, the cursemark doesn't unlock Renna's rise. It automatically unlocks when Ranni goes to Nokstella to continue her journey. I know this because I have no sense of continuity and got the cursemark while I was taking a break from fighting good ol void boy. Your content is hilarious, keep it up

    • @KurantoGiant
      @KurantoGiant 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Also... Blaidd's head is actually his own. He's not wearing a mask.

    • @experiencemaster1743
      @experiencemaster1743 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah the cursemark isn't even a part of Ranni's quest, it's just that doing the death questline has you working with Ranni and instead of giving you the statue as a random gift she gives it to you saying "this will take you to what you're looing for" it was really interesting hearing the difference between serving her because you have to compared to when you want to

  • @connorhatzifotis7712
    @connorhatzifotis7712 2 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    It is interesting to see how the lore ties together, Ranni has you evade taxes and oil spills, while Maliketh evades the topic of returning my damn lawnmower

  • @theracingolfer3430
    @theracingolfer3430 2 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    Correction: The Baleful Shadow you fought wasn't Blaidd, Iji trapped Blaidd in the evergaol Darwin was caged in and you can head there and confirm when Radahn is defeated

    • @Late0NightPC
      @Late0NightPC ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Plus, while the shadow uses the same weapons and armor, it's blade has destined death imbued into it, whereas Balidd's normally has frost, further suggesting the two are entirely different people.
      Plus, once you complete Ranni's quest(the specific requirements are a bit unclear, ranging from picking up the Dark Moon Greatsword, to only needing you to walk through the barrier in Astel's boss arena that is unlocked by the Dark Moon ring)you can return to find Blaidd having defended Ranni's rise from Black Knife Assassins, but he's gone mad and attacks you, even if you never let him out of the Evergoal. If you speak with Iji after finding Blaidd in the Evergaol, he tells you that some Empyreans are given Shadows that are entirely unable to betray their master. But, in the case that an Empyrean resists the Two Fingers, their shadow will go mad, implying that the powerful shadow is meant to then kill the Empyrean to prevent any threat to the Greater Will from happening. But Blaidd, being the goodest boy that he is, is still able to hold himself together and know that he must protect and serve Ranni no matter what, he just tragically becomes unable to recognize you as an ally and attacks, thinking you are a threat to her.
      Ranni mentions that the assassins of the Two Fingers are the Baleful ShadowS, plural, meaning that they must just have a lab full of test tube furry babies to wake up and send out on missions when needed. Blaidd just happened to be given so early in Ranni's life that he developed a genuine bond with her, so when the brainwashing kicks in, he can resist it and not hunt her down, forcing them to send the backups.

    • @FlashFirePrime
      @FlashFirePrime ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Late0NightPC I'd like to find out what Melenia and Miquella's Shadows are like

  • @nitrorock1023
    @nitrorock1023 2 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    Honestly, your channel is quickly becoming one of my favorites. Every upload goes hard, looking forward to the next one

  • @michaelblevins1651
    @michaelblevins1651 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    What I love is that blaidd isn’t actually a furry is is literally a wolf man

    • @yurinoworry
      @yurinoworry 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      isn’t that just the ultimate furry though, like Furry GX, Secret Rare Furry

    • @4Roman204
      @4Roman204 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      The only real furry in The Lands Between is Dung Eater. Not only does he imitate an Omen (his armor is literally an Omen fursuit), but he tries to make that everyone is blessed with an Omen curse.

  • @thesage8348
    @thesage8348 2 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    Loving these lore videos. I'm wondering when the Soldier of Godrick lore video drops.

    • @battlericky17
      @battlericky17 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Deepest lore dive in the game tbh

  • @Chimchow2
    @Chimchow2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    I’m just now realising that Seluvis has a puppet that looks exactly like let me solo her.

    • @blackhat4206
      @blackhat4206 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      He who started the puppet revolution, before leaving to find Malenia, blade of Miquella, with the deaths of Seluvis and Pidia… the legend himself.

    • @4Roman204
      @4Roman204 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I wonder if it was there before the latest update or Fromsoft put it there as a nod of appreciation.

    • @ephemeralnihilist
      @ephemeralnihilist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@4Roman204 let me solo her is actually a Cosplay of jawright a day 1 puppet . Except he added uchi and rivers . But yea fromsoft basically did it first

    • @thephoenix4093
      @thephoenix4093 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ephemeralnihilist plot twist: his backstory is being a doll created to kill malenia

  • @swanaung8890
    @swanaung8890 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    14:27 after trying to talk her 3 times, she actually response back and explain her goal.

  • @Zach-cn4lb
    @Zach-cn4lb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    You can get to Ainsel River Main via a coffin in Deeproot Depths too. That’s how I got there the first time, just to go to Renna’s Rise and teleport straight back

    • @SirCrusher
      @SirCrusher 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Damn, for me it was the opposite. I defeated the valiant gargoyles and found the coffin that brought me to the deeproot depths

    • @jesustyronechrist2330
      @jesustyronechrist2330 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SirCrusher Me too, I didn't even know there was another way.

  • @davidcomito505
    @davidcomito505 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    I got the Ranni ending without even realizing what I was doing. Sometimes I didn't get to play for a whole week and that's just about long enough for me to forget what going on in the game. Basically I just wandered around fought stuff until I got to the end and there was a blue summons for Ranni. Okay, you're welcome Ranni but I still don't know who you are or what you want.

    • @alexanderinoa7850
      @alexanderinoa7850 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Don't worry about it, the blue gash is worth it either way.

    • @GhostofTerra
      @GhostofTerra ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@alexanderinoa7850 T'au Empire in 40K be like

    • @mitch5944
      @mitch5944 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Same first playthrough I did the whole ranni questline basically by accident then accidently ran into a place called forsaken depths and got a little too curious lol.

  • @ph0kused
    @ph0kused 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    The Ranni doll is water resistant, so you can take it in the shower by the way.

  • @Kopenich
    @Kopenich 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Guessing that most players wouldn't care because of their love for Ranni is right, but some of us most players don't care because we're attracted to the Darkmoon blade and loyally committed

    • @mrlaz9011
      @mrlaz9011 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I did it for Blaidd, since he's such a good boi.

    • @JannJmalki-wt1ds
      @JannJmalki-wt1ds ปีที่แล้ว

      In version 1.0 the darkmoon greatsword is actually dogwater, but now that i've updated my game its my fav weapon

    • @luxaeterna365
      @luxaeterna365 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's probably the best and most powerful "Moonlight Greatsword" in all the souls

  • @ironiccaesar178
    @ironiccaesar178 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Damn, your vids are useful, full of lore and full of those sound effects i freaking love

  • @kain1799
    @kain1799 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    The dragonkin boss fight in the siofra river well can actually be reached by one of the warp gates you can't only reach it by descending the bridge.

    • @kain1799
      @kain1799 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It is somewhat hidden tho as it's up a column in an area with vikings who will be shooting at you. So I understand why a decent bit of people miss it.

  • @AjaxTheAx
    @AjaxTheAx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Vaati has been real quite lately mostly because these videos go very hard and are actually canon and are true. Thanks for the lore m8. Can’t wait for the next one titled “What’s The Deal With Farum Azula?”

    • @wolfiemuse
      @wolfiemuse 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      “Actually canon and true” 😂

  • @TheOneWithNoFNnick
    @TheOneWithNoFNnick 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Good video, even though I think there was a bit missing in regards to Blaidd. When you go to Nokron, you can find a message at the hole. The figure of Blaidd shows up and reads something like 'there's a traitor taken care of. Don't wait for me, head to Nokron. I'll catch up.' Then go to Iji, you can ask where Blaidd is. Iji will tell you that Blaidd has something else to do. Go back to the Forlorn Hound Evergaol. You'll hear a howl and Blaidd will tell you that Iji put him in there. He doesn't know why but wants you to release him. Go back to Iji and ask him why Blaidd is locked away. He will then tell you that he thinks Blaidd is a threat to Ranni.
    Also the Blaidd mask you can find behind Seluvis' Rise (?) says that the assassins sent for Ranni masked as Blaidd, so I don't think the baleful shadow was Blaidd, but what Ranni said. An assassin sent by the Two Fingers to kill her.

  • @gibraltar2843
    @gibraltar2843 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    You are genuinely the first TH-camr that has made me laugh out loud in years. I’m super stressed right now because of finals but man you really make life easier. You and your content are hilarious and amazing. Thank you.

    • @insertnamehere7679
      @insertnamehere7679 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      you dont watch enough youtube

    • @gibraltar2843
      @gibraltar2843 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@insertnamehere7679 I’ve watched enough math and biology videos for college to last several lifetimes. I got more shit to do my mans 🗿

    • @insertnamehere7679
      @insertnamehere7679 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gibraltar2843 just saying there are plenty of funny folk

  • @JKJK-xf9ou
    @JKJK-xf9ou 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Unironically I did find ijis voice very soothing and came to love him as a character

  • @syd9334
    @syd9334 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Every single video you have posted since the dung eater is just a masterpiece, i find myself watching them 3 or 4 times just to see if missed any edit, love your stuff!

  • @johnfairweather7012
    @johnfairweather7012 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    So anyone else think that maybe one of the reasons a lot of people choose to go with Ranni ending is because one of the first things you are told is you don't have a maiden? I know most players chose Ranni end from a pole I participated in, but it would be funny if there was a sort of subliminal message to pick it

    • @NathienSK
      @NathienSK 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      It also is a proper questline. Default ending is just kill bosses in your path to end the game. Dungeater and Fia are harder to follow. Goldmask requires specific build (or respec) and doesn't feel like it is going to affect ending or.. anything.

    • @ravingtac0896
      @ravingtac0896 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I just really like the sword

    • @emismpunk
      @emismpunk ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Honestly I think most people pick it, as it’s portrayed as the most “correct” or at least the most “appealing” ending.
      A long/fleshed out questline, “happiest ending” (debatable), Moonlight sword (one of the best and most iconic weapons of the franchise), interesting/lovable side characters (Blaidd, Iji), locked/hidden areas (that may take longer to reach or impossible otherwise), and of course marriage.
      With as much effort that fromsoft put into Ranni’s questline, I really believe they intended it to be the canon one.
      I personally only did it for the sweet, sweet items though and could care less about Ranni herself.

  • @GrumpyDadGaming
    @GrumpyDadGaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Another epic masterpiece from the new lore master. That Silent Hill 2 music was the perfect addition 👌

  • @peterdumpel5729
    @peterdumpel5729 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    So Miyazaki both knows players loathe poison swamps, but he "can't help himself" and he "suddenly realised I'm in the middle of making one". "It just happens". (17:43)

    • @peterdumpel5729
      @peterdumpel5729 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      >be me, Miyazaki
      >minding my own business
      >suddenly realise I'm in the process of creating a poison swamp
      >mfw

  • @jadelunaire1884
    @jadelunaire1884 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    But did you get your lawnmower back?
    More seriously good video and memes, some point to correct however:
    1 The bateful shadow is not blaidd but an assassin send by the two finger who disguised himself as blaidd (you can find his black wolf mask).
    2 Ranni use the fingerslayer blade to kill her designed two finger, the one who washed his hand too many times. Thus allowing her to be freed of her fate designed by the greater will, being the next vessel for the elden beast. But allowing her to enact her fate as a carian and daugther of Rennala of the full moon, and being able to free marika from her fate and yeeting all outer gods from the lands between and shielding the lands between of their influence. And finally, getting herself among the stars with her consort (you lucky fellow) to put the fight to the outer gods, kicking their asses in their own realm.
    3 One important part, it is Marika herself who sent the black knifes assassins to kill Godwyn, probably to enact her galaxybrain plan to free Ranni's influence of the greater will, free Melania (her secret daughter) influence of the greater will as well, allowing Godfrey to burn the Erdtree later with the help of Melania and killing Maliketh, Radagon and the Elden Beast, negating the influence of the greater will, maybe she even expected Ranni to enact her destiny, freeing the lands between from all outer gods influence forever. Problem, you did it and not Godfrey as it was planned.

    • @konadoggeh
      @konadoggeh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      First two points are absolutely correct but what are the sources for the third point? We know Marika is Radagon (though they had differing plans apparently), but from what we know I thought that Marika seemed distraught over Godwyn's death?

    • @ashrunzeda4099
      @ashrunzeda4099 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Man, the second point essentially is just bloodborne. But you start as a god that hunts other bigger gods.

    • @aaayjay
      @aaayjay 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The first two points are correct but where did you come up with the third point

    • @robertspeedwagon982
      @robertspeedwagon982 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are you high on Elden Lean ? That third point is complete madness 🤣

    • @blackhat4206
      @blackhat4206 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It is stated that the Black Knife Assassins had close ties to Marika, and hailed from the same land of the Numen. Though it is never explicitly stated that she was involved with the death of Godwyn, it could be the case. Marika was certainly pulling a lot of strings and directing events behind the scenes in many aspects, but I don’t know about that one.

  • @cosmocourtois3345
    @cosmocourtois3345 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I've been absolutely adoring your Elden Ring content. One of the only channels that makes me laugh nowadays, keep it up.

  • @ScourgedGaming
    @ScourgedGaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I loved her questline and the NPCs involved. By the end of it I was incredibly emotionally attached to a good portion of them and had experienced a solid portion of the game through her quests. 10/10 would recommend

  • @artoriapendragon3234
    @artoriapendragon3234 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    For those who don't know. Picking up the cursemark of death does NOT unlock the tower. Simply giving her the finger slayer blade, exhausting her dialogue and then reloading the area does. You can go the whole quest without EVER using the Carian Inverted statue.

  • @teaser452
    @teaser452 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This video is literally better then any quest guide ever. It’s legit so detailed, not boring and entertaining

  • @OfAndalu5
    @OfAndalu5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Ffs, I just got to Nokron and now every time I see a blob all I can think about is "BP oil spills"

  • @traylax8937
    @traylax8937 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    From humor to editing, everything about this was hilarious

  • @ricketyanthony
    @ricketyanthony 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    19:07 It was probably the Nameless Eternal City, the third underground city that is destroyed and has no stars. You find it the Deeproot Depths

    • @SaaScofagus
      @SaaScofagus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      When you reach that place "This is my kingdom come" starts playing on loop.

  • @clouddistrictgang24
    @clouddistrictgang24 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    fun fact: in Hindi "ranni" translate to queen

  • @Samuel-vw4yv
    @Samuel-vw4yv ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “Married to the grind” is my favourite moment

  • @Spookybluelights
    @Spookybluelights 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I'll have you know my husband is an *actual* werewolf, he definitely *is not* just some dude in a costume.

  • @GeckoDX
    @GeckoDX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Bruh, this is literally the best elsen ring lore video I've seen. I realised i only did like 10% of rannis questline stuff so thats why it felt so rushed. Everyone speaks in riddles so i zone out and end up skipping a lot of stuff lol.

  • @compatriot852
    @compatriot852 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Still disappointed at the fact that we can't marry the Dung Eater.
    Guess I'll settle for the bang Ranni cutscene

    • @mahmud7645
      @mahmud7645 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Well, you can turn him into a doll. And it is heavily implied that Selvius… has… his way with them soooooooooooo whats stopping you?

  • @H3yItsLee
    @H3yItsLee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Your Elden Ring videos are incredible and hilarious! Keep up the great work!

  • @Emma_2Banks
    @Emma_2Banks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I have come back to watch this video multiple times, it’s so good and funny! That’s canon, it’s in the lore.

  • @1d3rdude
    @1d3rdude 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Her quest line is also mistranslated. Basically, she takes the greater will to fly around space so it cant control the lands between anymore. She is the true hero.

    • @timetrnr7380
      @timetrnr7380 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This is false. The translation is done by professionals and is translated for sense. It is not a literal translation. Ranni's ending is still worse than the Age of Perfect Order.

    • @1d3rdude
      @1d3rdude 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@timetrnr7380 th-cam.com/video/sS08xpL0m8U/w-d-xo.html There are literal articles. The translation lost the original meaning.

    • @Devin7Eleven
      @Devin7Eleven 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@1d3rdude Order > nihilistic Ranni ending

    • @Itssaxman
      @Itssaxman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Devin7Eleven based of frenzied flame > order

    • @saulgoodmangaming1
      @saulgoodmangaming1 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Devin7Eleven don’t care, the loathsome dung eater is a better character

  • @lionheart6176
    @lionheart6176 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    i wait with baited breath for a "Whats the deal with goldmask"

  • @mattarificwolflink9280
    @mattarificwolflink9280 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love how you basically give us a lore dump and a tutorial on how to do the quest line all while making it as memey as possible lmao

  • @wiisportsmatt9775
    @wiisportsmatt9775 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    In my first play-through I legitimately almost cried when i saw Iji dead like that.

  • @academiconaoinstruido57573
    @academiconaoinstruido57573 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love the fact that this video is basically a walkthrough to Ranni's Quest
    Great work!! 🌠

  • @Sin05269
    @Sin05269 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Like all beautiful and mysterious creatures in From Software games, you kill it dead."

  • @MattGraceGolf
    @MattGraceGolf ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "tasked me to hangout with my bestfriend" made me laugh so hard lol

  • @RealEvilLordExdeath
    @RealEvilLordExdeath 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Simple explained:
    The deal with Ranni is, do her Quest to get her stuff, then bless the world with the fell curse in the dung eaters name.
    Defile them with care

  • @ayaanpathan7169
    @ayaanpathan7169 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love your style of talking. It's really chill, and somehow still manages to be hilarious and entertaining. I can totally just chill with some chips and watch your vids.

  • @vic-2056
    @vic-2056 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The true prepare to cry is that malekith never gave back the lawnmower. Can't have shit in the lands in between.

  • @victorprati7908
    @victorprati7908 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dude I can't wait to see what memes you'll use when Fia T-poses her way out of the roundtable hold

  • @kevinaraizasuarez5196
    @kevinaraizasuarez5196 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I'm surprised not everyone knows of "flame, cleanse me" it's an incantation cures all debuffs, all of them, simply equipo that and your favorite casting item and you can go through any posion/blight/etc. infested area easily. Works better if you have more fp.

  • @andersonborges5377
    @andersonborges5377 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The english dub and sub of Ranni's questline has a lot of errors, which may lead to think that her ending is bad, when it's actually pretty good and selfless

    • @ShigureHisame
      @ShigureHisame 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I mean, the English voice lines are the OG, right? Hard to know which parts were written originally in Japanese vs English (since GRRM helped writing the script). So for all we know the Japanese subs might be wrong / more ambiguous.

  • @victorycry8849
    @victorycry8849 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This game has so much shit. When he said there was more to Nokron, I thought he was gonna mention that you can light the flames in the forest to fight that deer boss. I had no clue that there was an entire other city you can access for another whole quest line.

    • @elevenAD
      @elevenAD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      there are two deer bosses in that area!

  • @18Elitegamer
    @18Elitegamer ปีที่แล้ว +1

    17:44 “it just happens” how lovely.

  • @BublegorENG
    @BublegorENG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Time for another banger

  • @Silly00000
    @Silly00000 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The first version of Blaidd you fight is actually a desguised assassin, the reason Iji imprisioned Blaidd was to stop him from going crazy like he did the second time you fight him.

  • @mllrd
    @mllrd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I'm probably making this my go-to ending just like I made lord of hollows my go-to in ds3 because by comparison Ranni's story/ending feels so much more unique than the other options in the game

  • @astro3213
    @astro3213 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Why does this video still have so little views!!!!! You are one of the funniest dude my guy

  • @johndiel6080
    @johndiel6080 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I got her ending yesterday and it was so fun and worth it. Took me about 13 hours to complete. Blaidds great sword is so OP I honestly like it better than the dark moon great sword

  • @TheCreaTaur
    @TheCreaTaur ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Your love for the Kingdom Hearts soundtrack pleases me.

  • @aarona5111
    @aarona5111 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    cannot wait for the ranni divorce dlc

  • @BakedKitsune
    @BakedKitsune ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The COD zombies reference is TOP TIER. I’m glad I wasn’t the only one haha

  • @simonkisielewski3327
    @simonkisielewski3327 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I think rhaani ending is the best for the main character,lack of any responsibility does miracles

  • @ViHatesCorpos
    @ViHatesCorpos 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    my mom saw the part where you massacre minecraft villagers and she chuckled and said "hehe what is that? legos on fire?"

  • @hutchbailey2208
    @hutchbailey2208 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    As a person with OCD who repeatedly washes their hands until they bleed, this is an epic gamer moment

  • @joelmichaelviado1226
    @joelmichaelviado1226 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    We never actually see what Ranni looks like. The doll body is based on Renna, the witch who taught Ranni sorcery.

    • @mollytovxx4181
      @mollytovxx4181 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not true. It was even shown in this very video. She looks charred and crispy.

  • @spiriteusmjir4941
    @spiriteusmjir4941 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    -hear's KH Virtual Twilight Town battle theme in background while still 4mins in video-
    "Wait, why is this in there?"
    -realized it fits for breaking the fourth wall quickly like meeting Ranni sooner as Roxanne figured he's in virtual simulation-

  • @Great_White21
    @Great_White21 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Imagine simping for a sexdoll in a game where you can become Sauron by the end.

    • @saintgeekSG
      @saintgeekSG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Imagine wanting to become sauron, a mere corporeal maiar, when the blue gash sexdoll can turn you into a valar.

  • @omlt.9313
    @omlt.9313 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “It would look great on your resume” thats a new one

  • @budazenYT
    @budazenYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    All I care about is big funne witch hat 😌

  • @name-os8kl
    @name-os8kl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When a video is so good that when I was going to hit the like buttom I realize I've already hited it some time ago. Watching for the 2nd time and still enjoying it.

  • @danieladams1752
    @danieladams1752 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    AY THAT THUMBNAIL OUTTA POCKET

  • @PrestonGarveyofthesettlements
    @PrestonGarveyofthesettlements 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Seluvis made a doll of 2 of the most powerful beings in the game:
    Ranni and Letmesoloher

  • @samsquatch7579
    @samsquatch7579 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I hope you resume this series. I really wanna see what happens with Fia’s questline’s ending

  • @heitorquirino5051
    @heitorquirino5051 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Fun fact about Seluvis quest, if you accept his request and then go talk to Gideon in the Round Table, after that Gideon will discart the potion and you can return to Seluvis and complete the quest without killing Nepheli.

  • @BuntyCalls
    @BuntyCalls 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Hey, dunno if this has been said already but when picking up the Ranni doll and resting at the grace. You need to talk to the doll three times, then it will trigger a dialogue sequence.

  • @movezig5
    @movezig5 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Massive respect for actually knowing what OCD is.

  • @cheeseyboi1677
    @cheeseyboi1677 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Thank you for the food king

  • @CarlosianBigWang
    @CarlosianBigWang 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love the SMT 3 labyrinth background music man. Whenever I replay I sit there and soak that shit in

  • @3rdStepStudios
    @3rdStepStudios 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Just one note, baleful shadow isn't Blaidd. It's one of the assassins sent by the fingers. Might be good to note this is your personal understanding as a good chunk of the lore plot of hers was incorrect in some places. I still died laughing many times.

  • @paulroche7588
    @paulroche7588 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Tark I’m starving for the Fia quest line video!! I do have to say subscribing to your channel helped me get the job I’ve been wanting!!! My resume is fire now and it’s all thanks to you

  • @gabriel9020
    @gabriel9020 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I thought blaidd was half wolf half man, not a dude with a wolf “cape”

  • @Darksaige
    @Darksaige ปีที่แล้ว

    30 second in on my first video of yours and I'm subbing. This dialog is GOLDEN

  • @grumpyninja26
    @grumpyninja26 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Erm where's the Fia quest line video