I love how because Adam didn't like Half-Life, God not only killed him but completely flooded the Earth and started anew. I don't blame him, I would've done the same.
A larger fraction than usual of this was already shown in Patreon, but "Dude, did you just tell God to watch his language" is my favorite joke in the video
I wanted to make it longer but after realizing how many ideas I had, I elected to split everything into parts so as to make sure there were consistent videos released. But I also just wanted to share this video the most. There'll be some new things regularly being shared on the Patreon.
Oh my god, I am losing my shit. The flood running gag was perfect. My mind sensed it coming right as the asinine reason showed up and I was already laughing in anticipation. This really would have been fun to watch on stream 🤣 The timing on "God says lul *BOOM*" hit me like a truck. Be sure to avoid the holy sheep that shall certainly be dropped upon you in retribution by the all loving god who blows up ships and floods the planet whenever someone says half life is meh
DUDE! This was wall-to-wall gold! You even got to make a good old-fashioned Haruhi reference! BTW, where the hell did you get that stained-glass window image of the one true god?
@@Captpan6 You see, the original video was explaining the summarized lore of the entire Bible from the beginning to the end. However you made this ytp. I don’t think that sacred texts like the Bible should be made fun of or turned into a comedy video. Plus you shouldn’t make fun of something sacred right?
i'm going to hell, aren't i
Yep.
Nah, you're good. In high school we called the Bible 'The Canon'
It's not a bad place to live, temperature's pretty hot though
_akshually_
part 2: the bibble, meatwad cometh
I was laughting so hard at this, so god made a huge flood that killed me.
I love how because Adam didn't like Half-Life, God not only killed him but completely flooded the Earth and started anew.
I don't blame him, I would've done the same.
This sentence-mixing is amazing
i endorse this video
I still remember your YTP of Genesis fondly
@Circuitssmith it's one of my all time favorites
This is exactly how I remember it!
A larger fraction than usual of this was already shown in Patreon, but "Dude, did you just tell God to watch his language" is my favorite joke in the video
I wanted to make it longer but after realizing how many ideas I had, I elected to split everything into parts so as to make sure there were consistent videos released. But I also just wanted to share this video the most. There'll be some new things regularly being shared on the Patreon.
Holy Haruhi Suzumiya, I loved it 💕✨
The Abraham Lincoln joke was my favourite.
YOU QUESTION THE WORDS OF THE MIGHTY JLIMMY?!
Thank you for your service Master Chief
I was pleasantly surprised by how the Eve subplot went down. That's some solidarity.
That joke with Master Chief and Covenant required some Noah and Flood with it tbh.
This has the potential to be your magnum opus once all the parts are made and compiled.
gotta love those solid recurring gags in ytps, it's great when you can set up an actual joke with a set up and punchline so cleanly like this
Adam created the NFT...
The Catholic church, we've made a few changes around here
The snake probably told Adam he's WAY behind on console generations, and that didn't help even before the half-life conversations
I'm Pretty sure God is pissing his pants laughing at this
Well no wonder Adam thought Half-Life was "meh," it was the PS2 port. God sure had some hubris not including a PC in the Garden.
Tbf, PS2 also has Crash Bandicoot
@@Captpan6 definitely. I actually bought a refurbished PS2 because some games I wanted to play again just would not work in emulation
Nice, I kept meaning to read the bible but now I don't have to
finally an accurate summary of the most important book ever written
I'll admit you got a Christian to laugh, especially at "so God made a huge flood that killed this TH-cam Poop". Great work.
but AKSHUALLY-
I'm glad you enjoyed it!
We got a bible ytp before GTA 6
"God shows Abraham Lincoln to be the father of his son"
Oh my god, I am losing my shit. The flood running gag was perfect. My mind sensed it coming right as the asinine reason showed up and I was already laughing in anticipation. This really would have been fun to watch on stream 🤣 The timing on "God says lul *BOOM*" hit me like a truck. Be sure to avoid the holy sheep that shall certainly be dropped upon you in retribution by the all loving god who blows up ships and floods the planet whenever someone says half life is meh
This is amazing, some really good sentence mixing in here
Holy sheep, this is beautiful
A Redeemed Zoomer ytp. I would never thought to see the day.
XD you missed the opportunity to make a binninging joke XD
Admittedly I should've thought of that
Is this Part 1 in the same way as Mel Brooks' History of the World?
Yes but it'd be longer than two parts
Holy sheep that was crazy
As a former Christian, I can confirm that this is accurate
DUDE! This was wall-to-wall gold! You even got to make a good old-fashioned Haruhi reference! BTW, where the hell did you get that stained-glass window image of the one true god?
A simple Google search did the trick
Omg the final smash joke got me 😂 well done!
This one got me laughing so hard I was wheezing. Can't wait for part 2
Finally, the prequel to that one AJJ album
Glorious sentence mixing, as usual.
This needs more views, this is so underrated
This is my new favorite apocrypha
ACTUALLY
Goddammit God
You question the words of the mighty Jimmy!!?
Haruhi is the one true god!
Haruhi
It says the bibble
....why do I feel like AI voicing was used here?
Not in the slightest. It's all from the same video
@@Captpan6 I see.
You've messed up the story of the entire Bible, right?
Will be, yup.
So this is still the closest we're getting to you two collabing, huh?
@@Lenoh Me and who else?
This better only be part 1!
Oh just you wait!
blasphemy. until you do a ytp based on the koran and the talmud you're evil. plus throw in another book.
Does the book of Haruhi count?
@@Captpan6 yes there are actual weeaboos who worship her as a deity
@@Captpan6 yes
I don’t think this should be funny.
How do you mean?
@@Captpan6 You see, the original video was explaining the summarized lore of the entire Bible from the beginning to the end. However you made this ytp.
I don’t think that sacred texts like the Bible should be made fun of or turned into a comedy video. Plus you shouldn’t make fun of something sacred right?
@@Seraph2100 if you wish to delve deeper into this you can message me on Twitter. My handle is the same as my username here.
We're all going to hell, don't worry. At least I got to enjoy this beforehand