ChosonNinja (Kung Fail)

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  • An oldy but a goodie, and an example of how all these clods intersect with each other at some point or another: Greg Park, aka ChosonNinja, is a heretical Christian/martial arts fraud/probable sex fiend who has been radio silent for the better part of a decade, but still has lots of material out there. Anthony Cummins was involved in his sordid saga at some point, and that brings them all to me.
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  • @igakokashinobi
    @igakokashinobi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Just for clarification Greg Park is not dead. He is still alive and has updated his second facbook profile with photos with himself and his son. One with is son who is (to my knowledge) an LAPD officer. And the most recent one showing that his son also served in the US Army at one point.
    The confusion came about due to the death of a Los Angeles Department of Transportation Traffic Officer named Gregory Park and another gentleman by the same name dying within the span of a couple of months of each other within LA.

  • @clanwaddell5628
    @clanwaddell5628 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    More Kung Fails. You can never do too many Kung Fails. Kung Fails are the best thing on TH-cam

  • @Johnnyjoejoe
    @Johnnyjoejoe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I'm pretty sure that real Yakuza assassins would never brag about their occupation to random strangers...

    • @grsimpson3957
      @grsimpson3957 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Mister Guy But they'd talk about it with other Mafiosi. Not to anyone.

    • @sunlightevidence4359
      @sunlightevidence4359 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Mister Guy Thats because american mafiosi were fucking idiots.

    • @apdarkness905
      @apdarkness905 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, that kind of boasting ends in jail time.

    • @loneronin6813
      @loneronin6813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I've heard about how some who are Korean by birth who relocate to Japan do become Yakuza, but if what I've heard has any truth to it, they typically don't rise any higher than as street-level enforcers. As I understand it, there was a time where there were a lot of. "Heihaizi," which were Chinese people born back when there was a law against having a certain designated number of children and these children wouldn't have Chinese citizenship or access to medical care, education, etc. and as a result were often smuggled illegally by one Yakuza organization or another to be in or work for the Yakuza.
      Again, if this is at all true or was at one time, my overall point is that I doubt that the Yakuza would have a Korean or Chinese-born member specially trained as their personal assassin. I could be completely off-base since I'm spit-balling here with information that may not be accurate, but it still seems more likely than this guy's claim to be a top assassin of any criminal syndicate, Yakuza or otherwise.

  • @hsinhaowang
    @hsinhaowang 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    The only arts he studied was Haedong Gumdo and Hapkido. He never made it pass 7th Geup in Hapkido under Lee SeungKyung. Forgot his Gumdo instructor's name, but he did make it far into the curriculum. Too bad it was Haedong Gumdo..
    Man spent WAY too much time running several channels, each DMing his viewers who followed at least one detractors; meaning he took the time to look at each viewers' subscriptions.
    Once his first group of named teachers left him due to his lies between 2007-2008 he began hiring porn stars as his named teachers. Many of those channels and videos are gone, but KimKunoichi still exists.
    Also, Toshi was presented as his sister and as his wife over the time of "her channel" existing. He tried to burry those videos with her calligraphy and their lunch dates. Man has deviant fetishes.
    He did not stop making videos until one detractor, Ii Sun Ju, brought up to his parents directly that he was indangering children in one of their parking garages and had hookers over at a number of their properties.
    Fed up with bailing him out and him squandering their money, his parents cut him off.
    He currently works at his parents' real estate office as a secretary. It is unknown if he has cult members.. I mean, "students" at the moment.

    • @Liquidcadmus
      @Liquidcadmus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      holy shit, I didn't know any of those things. I always thought he was just a "cosplayer+pretender" type, didn't know it was much worse and more nefarious, wasn't aware of the weird sexual stuff nor the crazy lies (other than being a "ninja").
      *(The efficiency of you and your team in finding information is scary)*

    • @hsinhaowang
      @hsinhaowang 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Liquidcadmus TH-cam's numerous purges, automatic copyrights, and Greg and his followers' manual reporting, and Greg deleting videos and channels has gotten rid of a lot of proof. With only a handful of Buffon, Scott Bios, Antony Cummings, and others from 2010 on's videos left.
      Greg was the first fraud I ran in to. Through him, I met a number of the people I work with in my hobby of investigations. It's also one of the reasons I know a bulk of my knowledge on Korean martial arts history and the lies pertaining to it.
      I heard about Greg through a friend who studied under SeongKyung who remembered Greg. We had testaments from SeongKyung at one point, on Ii Sun Ju's channel. the channel had been taken down a couple of times for quote, "hate speech bullying" and copyright. I don't know if it still exists, but there was a website run by Buffon where he would document in posts all the information that he had in his videos and from Greg's other detractors. If it still exists, there's a well of information there about Greg, his lies, his history of abuse, testimonies from former students and Toshi, and a full doxx of his name, family's names, etc.
      In his early videos, Greg was still wearing his Hapkido Dobok. Before he bought the ninja costume from Black belt magazine.

    • @Liquidcadmus
      @Liquidcadmus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@hsinhaowang wow, the guy is another psycho nutjob like ashida kim then. well, thanks for the information. learned something new.

    • @ThisSentenceIsFalse
      @ThisSentenceIsFalse 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This comment needs to be pinned and put permanently on top.

    • @chosenasagao
      @chosenasagao 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      One Japanese sent an email to the LA court.
      "The edible wildflowers video he's posting to TH-cam is dangerous and full of lies.
      He has the students eat grass different from the picture he presented.
      Some wild grasses are poisonous grasses that are similar to edible grasses and are dangerous.
      Even Japanese people who have a traditional culture of eating wildflowers can die from their misfeeds. "
      "In the United States, can a person with only a high school degree who does not have a lawyer or associate status prepare a legal proceedings document for submission to the court?"
      Then, after a while, Greg insisted, "The one who doesn't like what I am doing is not a friend. Quickly delete the registration!"
      Lance, who was making Greg's TH-cam video, immediately wiped out all registrations.
      After stopping the lie Ninjutsu page on FB and TH-cam, Greg was just on FB's fishing page.
      And in another account of FB, Greg was looking for a photographer's volunteer to replace Lance.

  • @dhs8533
    @dhs8533 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I happen to know for fact that Frank W. Dux is for real. I too had a very interesting career in the military and CIA. It all started when I was 16 years old. Due to my martial arts prowess, I was recruited by the U.S. Navy and flew M1 Abrams tanks off carriers for them. I served in the same squadron with Tom Cruise, Val Kilmer, and Flash Gordon (he was best man at my wedding to Miss Saigon). I even went to Top Gun School with Tom and Val and won the Trophy. My Tank racked up more kills than all the other tanks combined. Later on my Squadron CO accused me of being TOO aggressive, so I knocked him out with a Flying Squirrel kick to the nuts. Needless to say, I spent a long time in the brig where the guards made us prisoners fight in Kumite style Death Matches which they placed bets on. After executing several hundred prisoners, it was determined that I was too deadly to be kept in the brig so I was transferred over to the U.S. Coast Guard where I flew B-52s because they were short pilots and bombardiers. I never needed a bombardier on my crew because I can use my Chi to guide bombs to the target with pinpoint accuracy. After single handedly destroying an entire Afghan city full of Taliban Buddhists, I was recruited by the CIA. I can't talk much about what I did for the CIA, but let's just say I have more confirmed kills than ALL OTHER secret agents, Army SEALs, Navy Delta Forces, Air Force Recon, and Marine Corps Para Rescue... COMBINED. Due to my amazing prowess in the field, the Director of the CIA personally selected me to become the youngest ever, and one of only 12 Pokemon trainers in the entire CIA. You gotta a catch 'em all.... that's what I did. Due to the extremely high classification of the project and need for absolute secrecy, our Base of Operations was the Psych Ward at Bethesda Naval Hospital. It was there that I became familiar with prison type/suicide watch operations. Consequently, my final classified mission was coordinating with the British SAS, the Royal Family, and Hillary Clinton to help out good ole' Jeffrey Epstein with his assisted suicide.... Since retiring, the CIA has been nice enough to provide housing for me at the Greenview Psychiatric Hospital. Since there have been multiple attempts on my life by Yakuza Ninjas and Sub-Saharan Oompa-Loompas, they've also provided me with a substantial guard detail to protect me while I write my memoirs. My publisher is already in negotiations with Disney and it looks like we're well on our way to my story becoming part of the Marvel Cinematic Universe....whatever the hell that is....

  • @cristerowarrior1450
    @cristerowarrior1450 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    As a practicing Eastern Orthodox Christian I can honestly say that Shit talking and threatening people has never been a part of the Christian message or lifestyle laid down by The Apostles

  • @smittywerbenjaegermanjense7376
    @smittywerbenjaegermanjense7376 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The Yakuza.
    THE FUCKING YAKUZA.
    An ultra-nationalist, super traditional crime syndicate hired a Korean. LOL.

    • @hillside21
      @hillside21 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Actually, now this "ninja" is a Christian, and there are strong Yakuza-Unification Church connections. Search Yoshio Kodama or Ryoichi Sasakawa. And remember how many Koreans were collaborators during the decades of Japanese control.

  • @razputin34
    @razputin34 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    For what it's worth, I believe Greg Park has died. His Facebook page is now a memorial to his life.

    • @Diggy22
      @Diggy22 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I dunno. He has two Facebook pages. Only one has the memorial stuff. The other has pics of him fishing

    • @EarlFaulk
      @EarlFaulk 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Last post was from years ago however. I did manage to find one video where a guy says hes dead as well. Another commentor on this page also says the same

  • @chosenasagao
    @chosenasagao 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Greg, a father's company and a salesman for Used car, wanted to be a movie actor.
    Greg launched a lie-ninjutsu school on TH-cam to appeal to people involved in Hollywood films, 'a former student.
    And now, I am self-proclaiming a Law negotiator for Law firm.
    The residence has also been changed to Hollywood. His office is not far from the Torrance apartment where he lives with his parents.
    Before.
    His contact was at a rental office in front of Alandra Park.
    Greg was banned from the court by martial arts schools in the park, due to some illegal activities.

  • @fistofthenorthstar9010
    @fistofthenorthstar9010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i loved this guy back in the day

  • @Diggy22
    @Diggy22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I'm so glad you got around to doing a Chosunninja vid. I knew it would make a prime edition of Kung Fail. Thank you 🙏🏽

  • @kamath234
    @kamath234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Love these videos you make. I hope there would be more such "Martial artists" for us to entertain

  • @Liquidcadmus
    @Liquidcadmus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I didn't know all of this stuff about this character, when I found him on youtube he was just nearing the end of his reign and disappeared quickly after. I thought he was just a silly cosplayer ninja wannabe, but didn't know any of the crazy claims or weird sex stuff. damn

    • @hsinhaowang
      @hsinhaowang 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      2007-2010 was the peek of his... Eccentricity. After that, only Scott, Antony, and a few late to the game clung to him and reiterated info. With Antony being the only one still clinging to Greg. Greg bought into this all too well, making each video a response to his so-called haters. This alone was enough to make sure he was no longer relevant. However, he did start dipping into other martial arts he found through video games. Each time he would post one of these arts, someone from that art would show up to prove him a fraud. These instances normally only lasted, at most, a week. Like the back and forth between him and a Kali-Eskrima instructor.
      Ii Sun Ju killed his channel completely when she arrived in California for studies. Keeping her promise, should she ever be in the same state as him, to subject him to a life ruin. I wish I had the forethought to save her, and the others', videos.
      세 번째 사람. ㅋㅋㅋ
      The fact Greg made videos for 5-6 years, despite being proven a liar very early on is why I believe it is a waste of time to try to get a fraud to admit they are a fraud. They know and don't care. The most you can do is present the evidence and hope the viewer is smart enough to put it together.
      Right at the end, Greg had his comments set to 'by approval.' With only comments from his sock accounts and butt kissing comments surviving. Jake Mace is close to doing that. With his moderating and paid comments.

  • @EarlFaulk
    @EarlFaulk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:49
    I am currently learning Japanese and those characters are gibberish. The third from left is used in the infinitive "kiku" which means to ask or listen in Japanese. The last character is familar as well and has nothing to do with food medicine or eating as far as I can remember. I was also a boy scout, at one point and we were warned several times that some edible and poisonous plants/mushrooms can look exactly the same. I wouldnt be surprised if he isnt grabbing plants that are toxic to humans and advocating that people eat them

  • @rusticink2853
    @rusticink2853 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dude I've been a martial artist since l was young. I want to say thank you not only for the entertaining videos. But by watching your videos l realized my last dojo was a mcdojo. Thank you again and God bless

  • @nurse425
    @nurse425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    He sounds like he takes the 'be kind to one another' message of the Bible VERY seriously, LMAO

    • @chosenasagao
      @chosenasagao 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He was criticized by Japanese, Koreans and Americans as "liar scammers".
      In addition.
      Ninjato is a weapon only in fiction novels.
      He is proud of Ninjato, which is available for purchase by mail order.

  • @dagda825
    @dagda825 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You know, some of that looked like kuk sool. For some reason I kept thinking a green cloud would appear. Anyone remember American Ninja? Inton -jutsu. Ninja Magic but with a foul smell.

    • @chosenasagao
      @chosenasagao 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      All Korean traditional martial arts were created after WW2.
      They are based on Japanese martial arts.
      Taekwondo. 1952.
      Shotokan Karate.
      (The founder is a former Japanese Army lieutenant Korean. Shotokan 2dan. He and Oyama at Kyokushin are students of Funakoshi.)
      Tang-soo-do.1951.
      Korean reading of Karate-do,
      (By the dictator of the United States, the Korean Karate Society was forced to become a part of ITA. People who refused to work under the Karate low-ranked people founded Tang-soo-do)
      Hapkido. 1956.
      Korean reading of Aikido.
      It seems that the founder learned Aikido only for half a year.
      Kumudo.
      Korean reading of Kendo.
      Rules and clothes are different from Kendo. However, the Kumudo Association is parasitic on the International Kendo Association. "The origin of Kendo is Kumudo!"
      Kuk sul won.
      Kung fu.
      It is a Korean reading of "国術院" of the National Martial Arts Center in China.
      Haedong-kumudo. (1980s)
      It is not martial arts.
      A delusion of a monk who has no martial arts experience.
      And it is based on Tate (Sword Acting) of Japanese samurai movie. In the Korean court, the founder testified.
      "Haedong-kumudo is our creation"
      When there was no entity of Haedong-kumudo, the Korean government recognized Haedong-kumudo as Korean traditional martial arts.
      These lie traditional martial arts are defended by the Korean government as "the Korean traditional martial arts, the origin of Japanese martial arts".
      In the Korean tradition Kenjutsu, the grip of the sword is facing the back. And pull the sword over the shoulder.
      This is the style of palace guards rebuilt in Seoul.
      However, it will be Haedong-kumudo in the case of tourists for tourists.
      Foreword to Korean martial arts book "Muedobotongji" (1798) that Koreans are proud of.
      "There is no martial arts handed down from our ancestors in Korea"
      When you follow the original, you will reach Japan's "Kage-ryu mokuroku".
      Korean historical materials of the 17th century.
      "There are 100 generals in Korea, but there is no general who knows how to train their soldiers."

  • @chosenasagao
    @chosenasagao 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Antonny loses the trust of Japanese people by making Greg's similar Ninjutsu scam Christa Jacobson as a business partner.
    Wearing a flashy kimono and calling himself "Natori-ryu Soke" is also the cause of Antonny losing credibility from Japanese people.
    Like Jacobson, Antonny mimicked Bujinkan's Ninjutsu fraud business style that he had criticized.

  • @michaelmcclure9350
    @michaelmcclure9350 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He studied TKD and Hapkido when he was younger, thats where the acrobatic stunts he does comes from

  • @jshaw3793
    @jshaw3793 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Used to watch this guy back in junior high and high school all the time fuckin hilarious 😂

  • @cagedraptor
    @cagedraptor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I have been in the martial arts for 43 years have trained, seriously, in Kali, MMA, BJJ and Aikido. With those and a few I have dabbled about in over my life I think I could be considered a serious lifelong martial artist. Started at 12 and still going at 54. I can't say weather I'm skilled or good, not for me to say and if I did I might be a bit bias anyway. I also enjoyed watching his videos. I don't care if he hangs with "professional women", lies at every turn, made up just about everything, if that is all true. I had fun watching him. Anyone can see, weather they want to admit it or not he has had training and most of his videos were skillfully done. I don't mind if he made things up, I know plenty of martial artist who do that and there still really good and skilled martial artist. For the most part that sort of stuff just doesn't bother me much. if he is fake why not just let him have his fun and live in the world he created, why poke sticks at him all the time ? Who is he hurting ? If you like him you don't care or you believe him. If you don't you get upset that he makes up stuff or may just upset he's getting more views than your channel ? I just think that humans are, in general, not kind creatures at all. Of course he never threaten to beat my ass or kill me either.

    • @KingoftheJiangl
      @KingoftheJiangl ปีที่แล้ว

      Because they're Internet bullies who like to break things and people for fun :-(

    • @mrman2415
      @mrman2415 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I know this is a three year old comment but damn man. You couldn't have a worse take if you tried. Your comment basically amounts to "you can lie, lie, and lie again. Misrepsent your background, training, and skills to make money. Do whatever you like. It's all okay because at some point you did learn a bit of a different fighting style to the one you claim to teach".
      Big brain comment.

  • @Guncriminal
    @Guncriminal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sounds like that infamous Navy Seal copypasta has a powerful new rival.

  • @WarbossR0kt00fSant0s
    @WarbossR0kt00fSant0s 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Try to anti-septic that shit."
    Jesus dude, that was kinda cruel. I don't really see why a bunch of radish weeds would fix up a bleeding arm socket

  • @DjTractus
    @DjTractus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Here’s how you become a Shurikenjitsu master. You set up a target in your backyard and practice each day. Hard isn’t it?

    • @grag2612
      @grag2612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Practicing anything each day consistently is actually too hard for 99% of the population to do

    • @DjTractus
      @DjTractus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@grag2612 unfortunate but true statement

  • @Scorch1028
    @Scorch1028 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Point of fact: "Shidoshi" is a real Japanese term, even if you discredit the legitimacy of Ninjitsu. Shidoshi, used in Bujinkan Ninjutsu, is an instructor who has attained a rank of 5th Dan or higher. Like other martial arts skeptics, I believe that Frank Dux's stories are dubious, but that doesn't mean that Shidoshi is a made up word.

    • @chosenasagao
      @chosenasagao 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shidosi is a word that means an instructor only for Buninkan made by Hatsumi of Bujinkan.
      Shidosi's kanji is 士道師
      士道 is an old word that indicates the Japanese ethics that foreigners call “Bushido”.
      The word Bushido was born in the United States in 1900.
      It is “Bushido” published by Nitobe (later Governor of Tokyo) who is studying abroad.

    • @chosenasagao
      @chosenasagao 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A lie by Hatjin of Bujinkan.
      “Ninjutsu is a martial art!”
      This is also a lie by Takamatsu.
      Ninjutsu in Japanese historical materials is a thief skill.
      By claiming this lie to the world, Bujinkan and Hatsumi have been refused to join the Japanese Traditional Martial Arts Association.
      Bujinkan Martial Arts Koto-ryu and Gyoko-ryu were created by Takamatsu after WW2. (A mixture of Chinese and Japanese martial arts)
      And Kuki-bunsho, the basis of Kuki-ryu, is a fake book made more than 100 years ago.
      Takamatsu before WW2 never claimed Togakure-ryu.
      Togakure-ryu history is not consistent with Japanese history.
      Of course, along with Bujinkan martial arts history, it has been changed from previous history claims.
      Furthermore, “Tatara” is a lie by Hatsumi that is currently in progress.
      Tatara is an iron-making technique unique to the Japanese that has continued since ancient times, and the resulting Tamahagane is still Nihonto's material.
      Hatsumi listens to the world as “Ninjya Traditional Medicine Amatsu Tatara,” handed down from his Judo teacher, and grants students fraudulent medical business.
      Hatsumi's official profession in Japan is "柔道整復師ーJudo Reduction".
      This does not require a doctor's license.There is no historical document that proves the existence of Togakure-ryu in Japan.
      Bujinkan students believe that Togakushi in Nagano Prefecture is a “Togakure-ryu sacred place”, but the official statement of the Togakushi Tourism Association (Togakushi City Hall) said, “Togakushi has any Ninja history and Ninja legend. No. "
      Like Iga Ninja Museum and Nikko Edo Village, Togakushi Ninja Museum is a theme park for tourists, not an academic research facility.

  • @buzpower2582
    @buzpower2582 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    All this ninja food do they have ninja ready meals?

    • @chosenasagao
      @chosenasagao 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Greg just insisted on a book published in the present day as a traditional Ninja food.
      Among them was Irakusa.
      He said.
      "The Japanese ate Irakusa as a salad"
      Irakusaha he introduced, Nettle brought to Japan by Americans in the 20th century, and the Japanese name is Seiyo Irakusa.
      It was similar to Irakusa, which is unique to Japan.
      However, only Europeans ate it as a salad.
      In Japan, it was only introduced by the Japanese army as a supplement for the food shortage at WW2.

  • @eli4528
    @eli4528 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What do you think of other masters of ninjutsu such as Stephen K. Hayes, Hatsumi, or Akban?

  • @jrheiselt
    @jrheiselt 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Silly ninja, you don't rub your wounds with radishes. You rub some bacon on it.

  • @Formakiwi
    @Formakiwi 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Enjoy your work very much, Sir. 😉
    PS: Anybody know why searches for the now apparently defunct ThePinkman channel redirect here?

    • @LarsenHalleck
      @LarsenHalleck  3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It does? I didn't have anything to do with that. I guess the algorithm saw that Pinkman was gone and redirected searches to the next best "guy making fun of martial arts losers", which happens to be me.

  • @georgekostaras
    @georgekostaras 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Adoring your content my dude

  • @jayramirez669
    @jayramirez669 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    what happens when legit marital artist challenge people like this to a legit fight ?

  • @unclequack5445
    @unclequack5445 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    A guy told me he knew Kung Fu once I said so, I know Kung Fu's sister......He laughed.

    • @unclequack5445
      @unclequack5445 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @KGB - Комитет Государственной Безопасности Ahaa haa haaa........

  • @GhostCrowGamer
    @GhostCrowGamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    anyone see his ninja grip on that water hose? wow..... HE'S LEGENDARY!

    • @RS-xq6je
      @RS-xq6je ปีที่แล้ว

      You like the way he handled his hose

  • @erayne82
    @erayne82 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The fall at 7:30 is wrong. You’re supposed to slap at impact to dissipate the energy. Slapping that early actually is actually bad form, especially if someone is adding force in the case of a forward throw like in Judo.

  • @peger
    @peger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:23 dudeeeeeeeeeeeeee crossing the legs definitely work. It's nullify your opponent chi powers. Just like Dillman said :D ROLF

  • @TheGroundedAviator
    @TheGroundedAviator 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    03:03, one of those annoying adds came up about the COVID-19 Vaccine, I honestly thought that was his for a split second!

  • @duke_of_destruction
    @duke_of_destruction 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I am a master at kung bullshito!!! I learned new moves !!! I learned from PS4 games !!!

  • @GhostCrowGamer
    @GhostCrowGamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm Korean, Hidden Dragon Kung FO self- proclaimed master, who has fought many studio in Japan China... I challeng ur thinking Larsen, I see you mock my maister with his nart of Ninjafu.2

  • @ericfisher1360
    @ericfisher1360 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Was this stuff put on TH-cam?
    I thought faux fu had stopped being a thing by the late 80's.

    • @LarsenHalleck
      @LarsenHalleck  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It was put up on TH-cam. This sort of thing is not as prevalent as it once was, but it never really went away.

  • @Dufoth
    @Dufoth 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Everyone has won a Kumite

  • @MiguelHernandez-xk7mg
    @MiguelHernandez-xk7mg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great videos. Please do one on Christa Jacobsen

    • @LarsenHalleck
      @LarsenHalleck  5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I did one actually, but TH-cam took it down. It's one of the "lost episodes" you can purchase via Patreon!

  • @davidlawson5883
    @davidlawson5883 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Who is this guy l watched some of his videos and I don't think he could beat choson Ninja Choson Ninja could clean the floor with that guy

  • @ThugShakers4Christ
    @ThugShakers4Christ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You need to do a puaholes on Chris chan

  • @thebritishbookworm2649
    @thebritishbookworm2649 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I like Chosen Ninja.

  • @Nasaruddin-eo3tm
    @Nasaruddin-eo3tm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yes i call he's sinsei, budd!!

  • @HArdMovezGrAffiti
    @HArdMovezGrAffiti ปีที่แล้ว

    You would fall where you stand. Master park is a bad ass I know him personally..... he's fucking terrifying he's also very compassionate and kind Im not tho needle d***

  • @johnnybobgoldstien8282
    @johnnybobgoldstien8282 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What are you talking about I'm a wooshoo champion, and a I.k.f.u champion I would be an MMA champion, but my master say's i'll kill someone so he won't let me, but it's alright to fight in the other organizations, because um um I have to go.

  • @mineduck3050
    @mineduck3050 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dude karate-washed some roots. I'm a little jealous he gets to play super Ninja as a living can't lie about that. He's probably got a good life love it or hate it.

  • @justtetsuo7175
    @justtetsuo7175 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Actually, the Japanese DID have straight swords with Tanto tips before the curved Tachi/Katana: the Chokuto, literally “straight katana.” I’m afraid your knowledge on certain Japanese topics (such as the idea that Ninjutsu or ninjas are a credible thing that ever existed lmao) is lacking.

    • @justtetsuo7175
      @justtetsuo7175 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@hsinhaowang I'm pretty sure he said that Japan had straight katanas before the curved one, which is true. Larsen seemingly didn't know about the Chokuto in Japan (also I've never heard of a Daito. I'm pretty sure that's just a category of classifying katana size). Also yes, the ninjato never existed. Chokuto were one-handed and had very different handles from modern katana. They were very ancient swords.

    • @justtetsuo7175
      @justtetsuo7175 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nikeimizhong yes but it wasn’t called a Jian in Japan. It was considered a katana since it’s single-edge. Double-edged swords were considered ken in Japan.

    • @justtetsuo7175
      @justtetsuo7175 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nikeimizhong I’ve been to the Tokyo National Museum. The Chokutō is called a katana (刀) and the Tsurugi (the straight double-edged sword) is the one that’s called a ken (剣).

  • @seanmcclure
    @seanmcclure 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I can see how this guy would appeal to people with zero knowledge of martial arts. I get it. Anyone who has been in martial arts for a substantial amount of time cringes every time they hear him talking.

  • @Tony36271
    @Tony36271 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Break fall? I’m more inclined to point out the pro wrestling bump 😂

  • @robertmerrick2389
    @robertmerrick2389 ปีที่แล้ว

    How mean...to say all those mean things & profanity too! 1:20 into the film.

  • @jalenikezeue4114
    @jalenikezeue4114 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    😂Choson Master Of The Bullshito

    • @songoku8627
      @songoku8627 ปีที่แล้ว

      What conflict of interest did he have? He was on TH-cam when TH-cam was still considered mostly a joke and nobody, especially him was making or asking for ANY money?
      You people are disgusting attacking a dead man when all he did was teach honestly what he knew for no money.
      I’d respect if you just didn’t think his methods were effective, but to attack him personally? Cmon people do better.

  • @Nasaruddin-eo3tm
    @Nasaruddin-eo3tm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    MMA badass

  • @Chonoryokusha
    @Chonoryokusha 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Why does he keep calling it "Choson"? The Japanese word for Korea is "Chosen".

  • @iunary
    @iunary 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    is it a bad sign if i cant tell if that "how to stop being a dipshit" book thing is a joke or not, did he actually write that oO?

  • @chickenfriedbobcat6090
    @chickenfriedbobcat6090 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Can I speak frankly here? The guys eyes are so squinty I'm sure he can't really see. He may still be dangerous.... I'm mean hey.... Look at Zatoichi.

  • @daveruble6455
    @daveruble6455 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh my god that means I was a ninja I was about five or six unbelievable I had ninja listening devices everywhere😂

  • @SH1N081
    @SH1N081 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    That crap don’t work. They don’t spar. It’s just bullshido. Stick with boxing.

  • @jeffblacky
    @jeffblacky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    None of that crap taekwondo, I have a 1st Dan and i didn’t see any thing

  • @miskatonicuniversityavclub202
    @miskatonicuniversityavclub202 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    rofl the only way to make ninjas gayer, add christianity

    • @songoku8627
      @songoku8627 ปีที่แล้ว

      “Hahaha let’s casually be intensely hateful towards one’s religious beliefs (specifically Christianity) because it’s made okay by modern institutionally created western culture. Hahaha how cool to have no respect or honor 🤪” 🙄

    • @miskatonicuniversityavclub202
      @miskatonicuniversityavclub202 ปีที่แล้ว

      @songoku8627 I respect things that deserve respect. I don't respect Christianity, or any other bullshit that was shamelessly invented to control people. People kill eachother over which version of a silly fairy tale is rude while others use it as a shield to hide their hatred. So sorry if I'm not gonna pretend respect your stupid thing you think is above criticism, it isn't. Nothing is. So get fucked idiot

    • @miskatonicuniversityavclub202
      @miskatonicuniversityavclub202 ปีที่แล้ว

      True not rude type error

    • @songoku8627
      @songoku8627 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@miskatonicuniversityavclub202 Nope, our existence is eternal infinite change and thus, there is always something to know. There is no end to knowing and not knowing. You don’t know, you’re just pretentious just like every other institutionally programmed atheist that thinks he/she is a revolutionary for trying to destabilize structures and have no decency.
      You don’t know, nor are you ethical. You’re just delusional and egoic.

    • @miskatonicuniversityavclub202
      @miskatonicuniversityavclub202 ปีที่แล้ว

      @songoku8627 lol lots of assumptions there for someone claiming to be morally and intellectually superior yet making idiotic claims like we are eternal. There is 0 evidence of that. Also I came to the conclusion in the 90s likely before your birth and from within a Christian household and attending a West Virginia school that violated laws mentioning religion and hosting prayers etc constantly. Which is absolutely illegal for good reason. As for revolutionary blah blah no lol I'm a nihilist and I absolutely despise humanity as a whole. I think we are the epitome of undeserved ego. People like you who think you are special, no the only thing eternal about you is your foolishness and inability to recognize your own logical fallacies. You are a waterballoon full of hamburger meat with just enough intelligence to pretend you matter. Just enough wit to impress other morons with your bullshit vague nonsense. Lol revolutionary. As If I give a single fuck about society or anyone. I have no love for hairless apes on an ego trip my guy. We already have a reference point for non existence, before you were born. When you die it will almost for sure be exactly like that. It's ok that you are so scared you desperately search for meaning that doesn't exist, design that exists only in your own mind and the minds of billions of other scared apes, desperate to be special. Life isn't automatically special and nothing is sacred nor above criticism least of all ideology. You don't have moral high ground over anyone because you don't think to reach your conclusions. Your mommy and daddy programmed them into you when you were young. Institutions in the US are almost exclusively Christian I love this fake outrage over fake attacks on Christianity. Just because everyone doesn't jerk you off constantly for believing in something stupid. Noone is persecuting you idiots some of us just finally feel safe enough to tell you the truth. Your stupid. Pretentious and most of all not special.

  • @user-nu3sd7zb2j
    @user-nu3sd7zb2j 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bruh . you seem soo jealous .

    • @mrman2415
      @mrman2415 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Bruh you seem so brainless

  • @danlewis4886
    @danlewis4886 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Isnt Choson dead?

  • @punisher7772
    @punisher7772 ปีที่แล้ว

    Block punches with punches ? Yeah, what he showed sitting down on a bench can work. Shoot both your fists up to knock his arm away or at the very least offer your face some protection. It's obvious you're saying whatever in an attempt to clown him. But the real clowns make trolling videos like this one.

  • @punisher7772
    @punisher7772 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dude, you're just trolling to get some views. How many people in the martial arts know about edible plants ? He clearly has a good amount of knowledge about a lot of things and I have seen his techniques and skills, he is legit. Majority of people in the Bujinkan couldn't do the things he does with the shuriken throwing stars and spikes/darts. Sure things like " Nintaijutsu " is questionable but if he is teaching good stuff and his videos are entertaining, who cares ? And as far as what he wrote in the Bullshido group where he is obviously pissed off and using lots of profanity it's easy to see that you presented that to make him look bad. But the question is what did the other guy say to him ? Nobody writes that kind of stuff unless the other person was being extremely offensive and disrespectful which I guarantee was the case. There are two sides to the coin. And just to be fair you should have included what the other guy wrote.