INDIAN TEACHERS और HOMEWORK | LATEST STAND UP COMEDY by PIYUSH SHARMA
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 31 ม.ค. 2020
- School life is a wholesome roller coaster ride that leaves us with bittersweet memories. Here is Hindi Stand Up Comedy on them.
Will be updating soon about upcoming stand up comedy shows in delhi.
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CREDITS:
Venue: The Habitat - Comedy and Music Cafe, Mumbai
Habitat Video Team: Dishang Popat, Nishant Thawrani, Yash Pandit
Habitat Audio Team: Sreejith Menon, Yash Barse
Soundtrack: The Expendables 3 trailer ( • The Expendables 3 (201... )
Edited by: Tarun Singhal
Sound Mixing & Mastering: Sohail Gandhi
Special Thanks: Vipul Goyal, Gaurav Kapoor, Vinay Sharma - ตลก
Comment your weirdest/funniest school moments here 👇
I dont think its funny. But my Hindi teacher really likes speaking in English. Her favourite sentence is "Don't make me strict with you" lol
I had an SS teacher who always sustained the S sound at the end of a word. So the entire class asked her doubts which would end in s
Like she would speak Mughalssssss, Partiesss, etc. Still miss her sounds😂😂
When I was In KG
I was showing off my favourite underwear to everyone in my class and everyone was laughing.
Sad part was that was not my favourite underwear.
There was this English teacher in 10th. she was strict af. So if she asks the whole to bring literature notebook tomorrow and if by chance someone actually forget to bring literature notebook, instead he/she brings another notebook. She will be like , " beta kyu nahi laaye?"
Student: Ma'am actually I forgot to bring the notebook.
Ma'am , " HOW CAN YOU FORGET?"
just tell me how you guys forget 🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐
5:31
Please ask him meaning of fk
We all had atleast one teacher who would compare our class to a fish market
ALWAYS🤣
Once that teacher said 'How much fish did y'all sell today? How much did you earn today by selling fish?' Ig she was trying to be sarcastic😂
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂💯💯
Yeah and I think we still have those and they'd always say yours is the worst class n same thing to all the classes
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nowadays teachers
"Students Am I audible"
And then glasses on nose , above frame sight "Last bench tumko"
@@sarajuddinbatt01 relatable
Same here
Ohh .......
Op 😂😂
What's the three magical word
I love you 😂😂nahhhh❌
Am i audible ✅😂😂
Nowadays Teacher - Unmute your mic and tell me the answer
😂😂
Kvian🤘🤘🤘
@@MAVERICK-bn6qe are u girl or boy
@@MAVERICK-bn6qe m from kviit powai
KVIAN 😄 🔥🔥
@# Sofia ❤️😘😘
I remember that i got scolding in class 7th for bringing sanitizer to school😂😂😂and and now teachers are like "1litre sanitizer kam se kam lena hoga"
Sameee
Lol
Same bro🤣🤣
1 ltr thoda zyada nahi hogaya
This thing is really happened with me in 7th standard........🤣🤣
Every school has a pt teacher who doesn't know English but still try to speak English.
Yes
True af😂
PT teachers whistle me baat karte thhe humare to.. peee peeee...
Preach!
Copy paste
My PT teacher - " I have two daughters, both are girls "
Same here.......... My pt teacher's fav dialogue
Greenway Modern School
@@11-harshitar.k30 😂😂😂
My science teacher are used to say that. Once my friend said ask sir his 3rd daughter is a girl or boy.
😂
My pt teacher: "go and understand the tree" 🤣 ( stand under the tree)
😂😂
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Rawknee's RIP english awaits
😂 😂 😂 😂
Math teacher: "I am parallel to your father";
"Open the window and let the climate come in".
😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣
Reminds of our PT Sir ,” Make a Straight Circle “.
😃😂🤣
Oh ! How could I forget this one , “ Fill WIND in the basketball 🏀 “
Open the doors of the windows 🤣🤣
@@MR-gm9kd 😂😂
@@quintessentiallyqrius Haha St. Pius Rajendra Sir
@HÝĐŘÄ ĞàmeŘ oh ! That means there are many more ...this one I dun wanna name 😃😂
Indian teachers watching this must be like
: beta aaj tunhe hamari leh li......class 😂😂
My pt teacher use to say --- " both of you three go out of the class "
Me and other two start fighting -- ( Abe sir ne 2 bola ya 3 😂😂😂🔥))
😂
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My maths teacher says the same thing 😂😂
😂😂😂😂
My teacher :" you all have to stand in a straight circle" 😂😂
The line .Khana kah na Nahi bhoola is a favourite line of every Indian teacher
Seriously 😂😂
I always wanted to say " good is a nesscacity. Homework is not ." Or " I forgot to bring my lunch and I did not have time to eat breakfast .
Shi kha yhi khte the😂😂
Meri har ek techer ne bola tha
I just think that
Agar Ham khana Nahin khate to Bhookh Lagti Hai
homework Nahin Karte to dimag Nahin Dukh ta
My chemistry teacher : shut up the window; sun is coming; I am hot😂😂😂
aur pdh bihar board me😂😂😂😂
@@pulkitk_04 oh fans😂😂
lekin mujhe to season 3 jada mst lga
@@scream9401 Lawda
@@pulkitk_04 haha so funny😂😂
Haa mere school mein bhi ek aisi teacher thii
"Don't talk infront of my backside"
My Physics teacher enters
Also him : To kaise hai aaplog
You are from which school
You are from which school
Mine too 😅
Physics wallah??
@@soullessbody7924 school wale 🙂
My PT teacher : boys go to that line , girls go to that line , and others stay here 😂😂😂😂
Edit : not to offend anyone .....and ofc I'm not homophobic
😂😂😅
And mix stay here... 😂😂😂
@@spoiledbratudyan 😂
Who r da others 😂😂
Homophobia not funny, honey
My PT teacher once said,"Please be quite, Principle Sir just now PASSED away."
Guess what he want to say??
Principal sir class ke pass se gaye
Kaha se churaya
Tvf se churaya
My teacher too
@@mohammedabdulrahman4056 nahi bhai, hamare talented PT teacher se.
I remember my pt sir used to say "hair cut not cut why cut"
😆🥴🥴
Lol 😂😂😂
Which school are you from
😂😂
😂😂👌👌
Lel 😂
Watching this 5 time and especially that hindi teacher part "why u has laughed...😂😂😂"
My teacher: is I am audible
It irritates me 😂😂
🙏😂😂😂😂
I have tears in eyes 😂😂😂
Reminds me of my sports teacher
"Close the window,air force is coming"
"Go and understand the tree".....🤣🤣
Ye kya tha 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
jao aur ped ke niche khade ho jao😂
My Hindi Teacher: open the window ,let atmosphere come inside
Omg 😂🤣
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
That needs to be a quote 😂😂😂
Nature lover 💕😂😂😂
Btw hlo army 💜
Mt pt teacher wanted to pick out the uniform defaulters so he said
" All boys without clothes come out"
R.I.P boys😂😂😂😂😂😂
teahcers be like ''how can you forget to do your homework? you forget to eat food aah??''
arrey madam.....if i dont eat i will feel hungry...if i dont do homework haath pe khujli thodi hogi
Once our PT teacher said, "Go stand inside that tree."
Literally my PT teacher : call that boy understanding the tree...
did you do it
🤣🤣🤣
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@@pavelkundu5977 this is funnier
Me-Sir bhul gya homework
Teacher-Saans lena to nhi bhulte😅
I'm like:-🙄🙄
Aap teacher hai
In 10 i said sir there is difference between voluntary and involuntary action😌😌
Aap teacher hai, not tu teacher hai.
My reaction : ayeee yr maro Muje maro 🤣🤣🤣😅
Mere teacher ka dialogue lunch krna bhulte ho to homework kaise bhul gye
asaradhi aap uunka chaate raho sir
My Maths Teacher:
Both of three get out of the class
Same 😂
@@savitasharma428 😂
Same
I remember my teacher telling "Both of you 3 stand up."
And my friend saying "Please FORGET us mam." 🤣🤣
My Teacher Also Used To Say"Close The Window Air Force Is Coming"😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Now that's an avenger level threat
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂
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My Hindi teacher-Yesteday rain was near my home all naalis was housefull.
😂😂😂😂
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6:18 that guy laughed in such a way I am laughing from last 10 min 😂😂😂
PT Teacher : why you has talking in teaching class
Me : Sir, I didn't even talk to anyone
PT Teacher : I am blind!! I am blind!!
You tell I am blind!!
😂😂
My maths teacher always used to ask *"give me red pen of any colour"* 😂😂
Same here
How funny
Coincidence
🤣🤣
My maths teacher once said " Why you copy from board? Why you not listen to teacher? Are you criminal? You want go jail?"
My teacher was like : *You talk, I throw window*
My teacher was like
Do good writing on notebook otherwise I complete it
Same here
Lol 😂
Close the window.. sun is coming
"I will take your neck and jump out of window" - our hindi teacher
I laughed hysterically at "wo to waste tha bhi nhi pehle"😂😂😂😂
And when he said mere hindi teacher ko english bolni thi, it was hell relatable 😂😂
🇮🇳 Vs 🇺🇲
Was started here 😂
"Apni scale line marle ki liye nhi line me lane keliye bani hai."
Honestly the best comic to exist
Your vids are good
Super shuckel Ohhh thanks man u actually checked out my channel
@@illagerplaysminecraft9309 yup
✌️
We had an art teacher who once told, "When I talk she talk, why do you middle talk?"
I'm not kidding.
Did u study in don bosco?
Literally 😂😂😂😂
😂 You're Kidding
Arnatri Bandopadhyay And I thought God had only blessed me with such teachers😂🤷🏻♀️
Lol 😂
1:13 you missed the opportunity of saying "Shaun waha kone me jaake sheep ban ja"
Ok that made me laugh
😂😂😂
He :- This is how I can crack jee. 5:37
Me:- Now he is cracking jokes.😹😹😹😹
_"why are you looking at the crow outside when I'm inside?"_
noobmaster69 great
Hillarious man😂😂😂
LMAO!!!!😂😂😂
Relatable
😂🤣😂🤣😂
The most funniest moment.. Is that we count the Times our chemistry teacher says 'OK' after every line while explaining a topic..
Same😂, but our physics teacher used to say "next" after each line and we used to count..
our science teacher says
Omg we used to do this with our history teacher in 9th std😂😂😂😱😱 exactly the same thing 😂😂. All teachers are same I guess
My maths teacher once said when I asked him if I could go the washroom: YES LET'S GO
Almost every student heard this line when you forget your homework at home that "khana khana to nhi bhul te to fir homework kaise bhul gye"😂🤣.
Dude I'm a teacher 🙄But i laughed so hard after this 😂
Kya parhate ho
Pt teacher to nhi ho na?
Inn mai se aap kaise ho
I pitty uh😂😂😂
You are also doing this with the students or not 🙄
this is real comedy, no useless dragging in of sexuality.,
True bro we need more like him
Yessss!!!!!!!!
@@syedahmed7_ yess
I'm a teacher, i laughed a lot after watching ur video 😂😂😂😂 when I punish my son he starts garba 😂😂😂
Nobody my PT teacher :
Please anyone open the fan and don't forget to close it before going to ground 😂😂😂😂
*This guy can really make you laugh like anything! His humor and speech delivery....! Outstanding! Please upload regularly bro!
Itna funny lagta hai toh ticket khareed Lena beeee
@@tejas-chedgkjd chill re chill, I was just kidding.
@@tejas-chedgkjd are bhai itna aggressive behaviour apke papa bechte hai....???
@@tejas-chedgkjd They don't come to small cities like mine.
@@vaishalikayastha3887
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
my PT teacher be like- close the window,air force is coming.🤣🤣
Our pt teacher-open the window let atmosphere come in
my maths teacher i talk you talk why you middle talk 😂🤣🤣
Whenever I forgot my notebook at home
My teacher used to ask ghar pe kaun hai
Me: Mummy hai
Teacher:Mummy homework kr rhi hai kya😂
My teacher used to say notebook ghar pe anda de rha hai kya😅😂😂
7:05 pencil cheel cheel ke maine waste banaya hai🤣👏🔥
"Why you have has had been talking?"😂😂😂😂
VANSH UPADHYAY 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@shruti4132 hi shruti ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@@nishant207. hello
@@shruti4132 no tu pakka ladka hoga baki muje koi ladki reply nai deti
@@nishant207. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Kyu teri female frnd ni hai ky unko message kiya kar...
By the way subscribe to my channel I hope you'll like it... 😇😇
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Humare ek jallaad sir thhe jo homework nahi karne par ladkiyo se maafi maangne lagaate thhe "Didi maine homework nahi kia, mujhe maaf kar do". Bachche raste me realise karte homework nahi kiya, wapas ghar chale jaate thhe.
Hahaha
Wo jo apne biwi ke samne krte the uska badla tumlog se lete the😅😆
Sach me ese sir hmare bhi thi maths ke
Hmare sir lrkiyo se thappar marwaate the lrko ko
Hahahaha
This is literally underrated...
It deserves more views.
My PT teacher be like - "Draw a straight circle"
My hindi teacher "give me a pink pen ofany color"
Also my hindi teacher "I talk you talk why you middle talk"
😂😂😂
Lol
damnn 😂
I talk you talk why you middle talk! 🤣🤣🤣 That's so funny 😂🤣😂
@@soullessbody7924 annyeong 😂 lol armys everywhere
@@Rogginmynoggin11 hey! I'm also ARMY
My maths teacher was a farmer he allways teaches us about agriculture rather than maths we used to listen to skip maths class we miss him very much R.I.P. sir
Wait he died??
@@ahsaasdhuria9552 tamiz mein bol. L*d#*
Teacher is she and sir is he
@@AryanKumar-nl7mb Its he everywhere dude
@@arya1275 yrp
This guy is absolutely amazing.. He is truly underrated. Clean, neat comedy.. No vulgarity, no bad words used.. Yet funny.. This was superb... 👏👏👏👏
1:09 laugh was exactly like indian teachers!!
"KEEP SILENCE, THE PRINCIPAL JUST PASSED" 😂
Once my bio teacher said " When he or she is ovulating" 😂😂
Lmao xD
Omg . Lol bro .
Rip Anatomy😂😂
Ohhh gosh🤣
Oo bhai
2:40🤣🤣🤣🤣
One of my teacher "Kind For information"😂😂😂
MY PHYSICS TEACHER: OPEN UR PHYJI-KISS BOOK
🤣🤣 rip physics
My teacher used to say- Phy jisk book 🤣🤣
I don't usually comment on TH-cam but this one is too good
I laughed so hard that my stomach and face muscles hurt
So damn natural yar, i hv seen so many videos these days but openly laughed on this one. Waiting for such more ..
Once my teacher said: Pick that paper and fall into the dustbin
Then did you fall into the dustbin 🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@pulkitk_04 I'm laughing for 20 sec straight 🤣
@@aditisrivastava4630 lol
@@Manzar534 🤣🔥
Today was my farewell the last day ,now I am watching this and its like a flashback of 13 years😍😘lovee you a lot.
1:10 Chashma Utaar le was epic 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
1:03 *Literally I felt that*
Teacher: why didn't you do your homework.
Student(tries to tell why he didn't do it)
Then teachers be like: I don't want any explanations
*Excuses*
Exactly, why do they even ask if they don't want to hear!
Yes
Exactly
Bro its excuse... not explanations
That dislike are from teacher 😂🤣😅😁
No way I m a teacher and I m laughing like hell
why you have has hadbeen laughing
@@SomefactsbyShiwani i am sorry sir i you got hurt
That is only for fun
Hahaha.......it's soooo relatable🤣😂
6:27 that laugh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
When I was in 8th class and our Hindi teacher told us not to chit chat and said ''aaj Ka din kittna romantic h pdhne k liye '' and we all were trying our best not to laugh 😂😂
My pt teacher- why u laughing??
Me- sir I not laughing
Pt sir- no you laughing
Me- sorry sir I laughing next time no😂😂
Lel 😂
😂😂
Mind blowing sir bahut mja aya hme toh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
superb acting 1:43
The way he said- Sir, I has not laughed....
Epic😂😂😂😂
And totally unexpected...
Even the drawing class n craft thing was hilarious...
Loved it❤
The PT teacher in my school be like:
"I talk, she talk. Why you middle talk?"
"Make a straight circle."
"Keep shut your mouth"
"Why disturbing you always?"
Armyyyyyy
@@ns5158 Yesssss Army!!!!!
😊
Who's ur bias
@@ns5158 OT7 but Jimin certainly has a special place in my heart 😊😉
Wow
2:53 sir mujhe asthama hai lit 🔥 bro 😎 😂
Oh god his acting and sense of humour love this very much ❤️❤️❤️
2:18 Jayawardene,Attapattu😂😂
We used to count the number of "is" and "the" our maths teacher used in a whole period..😅😅
Mary's😂?
@@kunaltripathi2862 what Mary's??🤔
@@snigdhalaha7608 St Mary's I used to study in that school and there we had same kind of math teacher and we would count number of and ,is ,the in her lecture therefore I thought that you also were in that school 😂
@@kunaltripathi2862 😆😆 ok ok. Our was a male teacher from army school😅
@@snigdhalaha7608 okay 😂 sorry to bother you have a healthy and successful life
He is the first comedian that didn't laugh but made us laugh🤣
Meanwhile my teacher in online classes : Students are you listen to me
Me: Watching this video
My Dad: 4:54
Finally my grandpa laughed after a long tym......apko sunne k baad tq
Tym full form
@@shadowxhilis6656 time!
That's a very good sign @deepanshi☺
Too good. Discovered u today nd m glad I did. Way to go❤
The "Home work nahi kiya toh shrap kyu de rahe ho?" Had me rolling on the ground lmfaooooooooo
Legendary announcement done by our teacher:
1. Principal is rotating in the corridor.
2. Principal is passing away in the corridor.
🙄😂
👌👌😂😂
😂😂😂
100% ryt ...😂🤣
My sports teacher says, "children be quite, principal just passed away"
And we are like when did he pass away? Chlo sala ab kl assembly me iski dhamki to nhi sunni pdegi
Rotating , sala Principal hai ya fan 😂
One of the best things you will see on net..😊😊 Craft wala was the best..wo waste tha bhi nahi pehle 😅😅
😂 😂 😂 😂
Seriously, I dont keep mineral water or soft drink bottles and my son's teacher asks me to bring empty bottle to make best out of waste. So I end up buying soft drink, to get empty bottle
My physical edu..tchr ..asks "are u audible ."😂😂 ...in online classes...
Best line "Sir i has not laughed!" 😂
I was literally laughing but he reminded me about JEE and I went into delimma 😢
😂
🤣🤣
Same here.it sounded more like a scold from my parents
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it's too fun to watch you grow as a comedian, keep doing it bro.
@piyush: When in Hyderabad?
Mumbai me kaha ? I am from Mumbai .😄 Waiting for your show
In march welcome to Haryana
By the way it's Bengaluru
7:10 k bad last wala hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My hindi teacher and pt teacher were just the same😂😂😂😂