Breaking News: man gets amnesia after taking a pitchfork to the chest, forgets about that lilac and gooseberries pussy, goes stark raving mad for strange and shags half of the Northern Realms. More of the story at 8.
@@bobisuncanny2760 Probably just getting his memory back and clearing his name... there wasnt any special element in second game... all minigames were also in first one.
Geralt 99% of the time in every other situation: *cold and calculated* Geralt when there's even the slightest possibility of getting his pp touched: *"What if I told you Geralt of Rivia had that DAWG in him??"*
@@kozlorog As long as the overall story and characters stay mostly the same, I'm fine with fewer sex scenes. When I was a teenager I was over the moon about that kinda stuff. Now I just let them play out and move on. I'm more focused on the story.
nope its gonna be witcher 3 with witcher 1 plot and way less wacky dialogue and sex, which was a funny part. I Searched for all the ways to get sex in witcher 1 just to complete it.
I think it's not just that his character is different in this game, it's that the Witcher 1 has more well-written dialogue in general, which may have something to do with the fact that cdpr recorded and added many new lines of dialogue after the game's launch. Wish tw3 got the same treatment because the non-main character npcs in that game are straight-up boring compared to generic commoners in the witcher 1
@@BiomechanicalBrick Man I adore the first Witcher but no way the dialogues are better written lol They are quirkier I guess but you can clearly see the lack of experience in the writing department. There is talent there but also inexperience, the bad translation doesn't help either.
My favorite is Geralt explaining the concept of casual sex to dryads in the woods Edit: Thank god that was part 1, its the silliest scene in a game full of silly scenes
I mean as odd as this might sound, but this is somehow a big part of charm of the first Witcher😅 Let's be honest the game is great for it's awesome atmosphere, story, characters, writing itself, but without these extremely silly and funny seducing dialogues it just wouldn't be complete masterpiece😂😂
@@SanokFrolic couldn't agree more! polish Geralt jusf feels right to me, also the lip syncing is far better in polish. Shame, I can't speak polish and need english subtitles to enjoy it.
@@manassikdar1 pretty sure they have some automatic lip syncing tech, it's close enough but doesn't get any language quite right, even polish seems a bit unnatural imo, but voice wise the polish one is my favourite by far, the english one is also great but definitely changes his character quite a bit, he becomes way more calculated and cold while the polish one is a bit more human and humorous, still both are great imo
Mainly I used the The Witcher Overhaul Project, Rise of the White Wolf Enhanced Edition. Since it's been a long time I can't remember the other small skin mods
@@RenatoMoulin1What do those mods do? I played it completely vanilla not long ago. It was my first Witcher game. Is there a fix for the lag when Old Vizima lags? For some reason the fps and frame time dropped a lot with all the npcs, flames despite having a 7800 XT and 7600X. Also, is there a fix for Geralt's hair glitching out at very high FPS (like 500+)? Oh and also him not looking at the NPC I'm talking to and not facing them when the dialogue camera starts?
Geralt giving the Lady of the Lake a compliment. Compliments her eyes, she doesn't respond. Tells her that her ass puts all others to shame. Jumps Geralt's bones.
Witcher 1: Geralt thinking only about sex.
Witcher 3: Geralt thinking only about Gwent.
Breaking News: man gets amnesia after taking a pitchfork to the chest, forgets about that lilac and gooseberries pussy, goes stark raving mad for strange and shags half of the Northern Realms. More of the story at 8.
And The Witcher 2 ?
@@bobisuncanny2760 Probably just getting his memory back and clearing his name... there wasnt any special element in second game... all minigames were also in first one.
What a glow up
He just changed a sex addiction for a gambling addiction!
Geralt 99% of the time in every other situation: *cold and calculated*
Geralt when there's even the slightest possibility of getting his pp touched:
*"What if I told you Geralt of Rivia had that DAWG in him??"*
Bro, that guy tho💀
literally me
Would you like a round of *Gwent?*
They don't call him the White Wolf for nothing.
Steel sword for humans
Silver sword for monsters
And one extra sword for special ocasions ;)
Meat sword?
@@SyamDaRos-EndoManno I believe the scientific term is "meat sabre"
@@conformistbastard9842 or "leather flute".
‘Only got one prick though, in case you were wondering’
It’s got those runes of endurance 😏
Man i don't remember the stakes in witcher 1 being as high as "end of the world sex"
I mean if the world is about to end that's a real nice thing to not be late with.
kinda gay
"Toruviel... how about a round of Gwent?" - Geralt of Rivia
It would be dice poker back then
That’s what will happen in the Remake.
@@kitajecafrica5814 i liked dice poker more than gwent tbh
The remake is going to be incredible
There are 3 sex scenes in Witcher 3. About 6 in Witcher 2. And 24 sexcards in Witcher 1.
If anything, Witcher Remake will have 1-2 petty innuendos.
@@kozlorog As long as the overall story and characters stay mostly the same, I'm fine with fewer sex scenes. When I was a teenager I was over the moon about that kinda stuff. Now I just let them play out and move on. I'm more focused on the story.
@@spectralassassin6030 I mean they were all optional.
Likely they will not be present in the remake.
nope its gonna be witcher 3 with witcher 1 plot and way less wacky dialogue and sex, which was a funny part. I Searched for all the ways to get sex in witcher 1 just to complete it.
*Geralt:* "If we're to die, might as well have a quick one before we go, ey?"
A quick round of Gwent.
I like the geralt from Witcher 1 more
Yeah, me too
Never played the first one but I’d love too the only one I have played is the third one
I think it's not just that his character is different in this game, it's that the Witcher 1 has more well-written dialogue in general, which may have something to do with the fact that cdpr recorded and added many new lines of dialogue after the game's launch.
Wish tw3 got the same treatment because the non-main character npcs in that game are straight-up boring compared to generic commoners in the witcher 1
He was such a Chad
@@BiomechanicalBrick Man I adore the first Witcher but no way the dialogues are better written lol
They are quirkier I guess but you can clearly see the lack of experience in the writing department. There is talent there but also inexperience, the bad translation doesn't help either.
My favorite is Geralt explaining the concept of casual sex to dryads in the woods
Edit: Thank god that was part 1, its the silliest scene in a game full of silly scenes
Man you are making it sound good.
0:26 "Medallion's humming, there is a sussy baka among us..."
"I don't know dandelion, you've been sus lately. It like there is a imposter among us. DONT LIE TO ME DAN- DONT LIE TO ME!"
"I dunno Raymond, you never used fisstech before..."
Witcher 1 Dialogues are gold but your editing is platinum (which is more valuable than gold)
thanks, my king 👑
@@RenatoMoulin1 Gotta appreciate effort and give credit where deserved. Thanks for the crown your majesty
true masterpiece
pure gold
Dude pls don't stop making these
The edit is just perfect 😂😂😂
but he did :(
@@Smashman012 (´༎ຶོρ༎ຶོ`)
0:18 Geralt in a nutshell lol
"Oh, what the hell. Strip"
We need this in the remake.
Geralts rizz game is unmached
The edit makes it even better 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Witcher 3 needed more of this 😂
Witcher 3 Geralt shouldve pulled one of the sex cards by mistake in gwent, would've been pretty funny
"The fate of the world hangs in the balance and you're thinking about gwent?!"
The edit in this was GOLD!
Whoa another underrated video, platinum.
Butcher of Bravikan status
I really wish they won't touch the dialogues. Or at least give as an option to keep the old ones. Cuz this shit is golden
I mean as odd as this might sound, but this is somehow a big part of charm of the first Witcher😅 Let's be honest the game is great for it's awesome atmosphere, story, characters, writing itself, but without these extremely silly and funny seducing dialogues it just wouldn't be complete masterpiece😂😂
To collect all cards in the game :DDDDDD
OH GOD, YOUR EDITS!!!!!!!111111 So good i'm lmao
se eu tivesse tempo fazia esses meme todo dia kk valeu mano
@@RenatoMoulin1 Sei como é, ficou demais! Deixou o que já é engraçado 10x melhor.
this is the best :DD u should continue in these :D
Just imagine playing this Geralt in 4k 1080p
It will be wild
Geralt has rizz in Witcher 3 but that amnesia must have made him lose some of its power compared to the good old days
Best part of the game
We are all the more beautiful because we are doomed.
What are the children of men but as leaves that drop at the wind's breath?
That's actually nice comedy edit
I. Want. More.
thanks to recomendation im here. nice too see lovely appreciation for first game
I don't know if remake is gonna have these scenes.. i want them IN
well that took a hard turn lmao
true rizzer
Seems like Witchers meat swords get the most action
Part 3 plz
diamond
Why aren't there any more of these vids?! 😢😂
wish I had the time to make more 😔
@@RenatoMoulin1 I understand 🙏😊
Absolutely losing it at these edits man
Strip.
Amazing
I wonder how many people would get the achievement of collecting all 24 sex cards when the remake comes out.
People turning off achievements gonna say "I just don't like being interrupted" for sure
If this was Witcher 3 he would have asked for Gwent, not sex
geralt sounds better here than he does in the last game
he sounds even better in polish
@@SanokFrolic couldn't agree more! polish Geralt jusf feels right to me, also the lip syncing is far better in polish. Shame, I can't speak polish and need english subtitles to enjoy it.
I really don't like the Doug Cockle rendition of Geralt. I don't understand the reason for such a raspy voice.
Russian one is great as well, they've hired a different man for 2 and 3.
@@manassikdar1 pretty sure they have some automatic lip syncing tech, it's close enough but doesn't get any language quite right, even polish seems a bit unnatural imo, but voice wise the polish one is my favourite by far, the english one is also great but definitely changes his character quite a bit, he becomes way more calculated and cold while the polish one is a bit more human and humorous, still both are great imo
These are fucking amszing, sub earned
thanks, my king 👑❤️
Loooool
Lmao this editing.
Why Toruviel's stare so judgmental despite the dated facial anims
Based 😭
AMONG US MADE ME SCREAM
When games were good
what mods do you use?
Mainly I used the The Witcher Overhaul Project, Rise of the White Wolf Enhanced Edition. Since it's been a long time I can't remember the other small skin mods
@@RenatoMoulin1What do those mods do? I played it completely vanilla not long ago. It was my first Witcher game. Is there a fix for the lag when Old Vizima lags? For some reason the fps and frame time dropped a lot with all the npcs, flames despite having a 7800 XT and 7600X.
Also, is there a fix for Geralt's hair glitching out at very high FPS (like 500+)? Oh and also him not looking at the NPC I'm talking to and not facing them when the dialogue camera starts?
@@xXRealXx bug fixes, texture upgrade, cut content and rebalance mostly, I like these
@@xXRealXx I believe it fixes the fps drop too, don't remember having any problem
AMOGUS
XDDDD
Among us
among us
After reading the books and playing only Witcher 3, this is disturbing how they misunderstood the character in the first game!
He just had amnesia in the first game 😁😁
How so?
All that whining.. oh what the hell
Sussy baka
cool but don't edit videos like this
Huh? Editing is the best part lmao
Geralt giving the Lady of the Lake a compliment. Compliments her eyes, she doesn't respond. Tells her that her ass puts all others to shame. Jumps Geralt's bones.
Seggs is great and all but do you want to play a round of Gwent?
If Autism was an editing software.
IMO, The editing is straight up brain rot, but dialogue is good.
Wut
This have giving me newfound meaning to finally play witcher 1. For the memes ofc
If you're a fan it's a must. The atmosphere in the 1st is unparalleled.
@@Saskidan I can tell hahahahahahahahahahahaha
The game is unironically amazing.
Is this video made by an A.I..feels like it
I just finished the game and i never heard this dialogue