Daz Watches Lil Pump ESSKEETIT
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I love how when Daz reads the lyrics he shows absolutely no enthusiasm at all 🤣🤣🤣
Space Pug that’s like my fav thing bout him (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞
🤣🤣🤣
He still make it sound better😂😂
I concur! My nigga Daz had me dying while pissing my pants laughing! 😂😂😂🤣🤣
Mom: say the first word it’s gonna be mom
Dad: no it’s dad
Lil pump: brrr I got a fridge on my neck I like to flex
🤣🤣🤣
I want to eat my dogs home work. He got a z
so funny and true
Mom: (drops baby)
@@FloofyReks on its head….
"Poppin out eggs poppin out eggs poppin out eggs"
He really is a bird then 😂
OMg😅😅😅😅😅
Lmao 🤣
The best comment 😭😭
no wonder he got that "BRR" soundtrack in the back
Them birds though
Daz reading the lyrics trying to interpret them is making me so happy. He could be so off but he’s so confident it makes it automatically better 😂 I love you man
"He looks like he belongs on the scare floor of Monster's Inc." 😂
Taylor R. Lol I was about to comment that.
1000th like 😁
Lol
*2319!!!!!!! 2319!!!!!!*
I died too :)
*Lil Pump’s parents are still waiting for his first words-*
His mum:cmon!! WHERE AEE U GETTING THIS CRAP FROM?!
The dad:BRR skirt skirt! Say bitch for me
As of the time hey watch his song videos theyve learned his first million words
Kageyama the black
@@yewrachel asahi the old
Lmao 😂
Daz: "ooh the birds are back!?"
Me: WaSteD
Me: (gets in a car wreck) *OOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFF*
My Car: *radio plays the Wasted Sound Effect*
My Airbag: Wasted
Me: (dies of laughter and serious fatal injury)
That’s when you know you’ve made it your chocking on diamonds
the way he sounds so confused while reading the lyrics cracks me up
he's like tf is he tryna say?
Ahhhh what is saying
"You can't just invent a word"
*laughs in Shakespeare*
Savannah Goodwin That was exactly what I was thinking😂
Shakespeare looking into the future be like, "hold my beer," 😂
Well Edgar Allan poe incented he word "Nevermore" soo...
He says,” everything you did i done did it.” Which is funny because he obviously didnt go to school
Rory Rand True that
Rory Rand *ROASTED*
Wait you just made me realize he's never had a normal job so he hasn't done that
Yo he went to Harvard bud
Jamie Lindholm well he didn't learn anything
"He looks like a Mr. Whippy ice cream"
Daz Black - April 2018
TH-cam really said: *CAPTIONS UNAVAILABLE*
I DON'T BLAME YOU TH-cam
there's nothing to caption 😂😂
Yeah, they didn't wanna deal with this shit xD
Even TH-cam be like "I don't know what he f*cking said" XD
LMAOOO
Someone falling down the stairs would probably be a better song than this.
It would sound like ou ah slite the biffter
I think that's what the song is.
Yup it would
Nevermind falling down the stairs, falling down a burning hill
Mr.Sprowley1104 it already sounds like him falling down the stairs🤣🤣
React to 6ix9ine😂pleasee
Like if he should...
My little pony
Fefe
Nice idea
Dazzler Xxx omg great idea 💡
Gummo
Daz: “Oop,the bird is back”
Me: **dying of laughter**
Girl sameee😂😂
Same lol
Imagine going to town to get clothes from Primark and the all of a sudden a tornado of money comes crashing down on you😂😂😂😂
I'd pick up as much as possible, put it in my pocket, and if no one comes claiming it, I'm keeping it XD
@@pitchquack303c2 bro same
@@pitchquack303c2 bro yk sum people do that to bomb u
I’m taking as much of the money as possible. If I have a back pack then I’m filling it to the brim with money.
*you look like you belong on the scare floor at Monster’s Inc.*
IM DEAD
Same bro
I'm like, "and he'd do well."
So true
Bud, no ur fucking not dead
@@Xansmist it's an exaggerated dumbass they aren't actually dead 😃
Nobody:
Lil pump: ouu, ouu, chyeah, brr
Daz: “is someone falling down the stairs?”
Me: *pauses falling down the stairs*no.....brrr ouu 🤭
I love your Juice WRLD profile picture!
Me: quotes that
"Esskeetit" is just an extremely slanged word for "let's get it"
Victoria Key YES that’s what I was thinking😂
That’s what it is
It is
Victoria Key it is dumb it's shorter for let's get it that's why he says it esskeetit
That is indeed what it is
I know I am three years and one day late, but I truly think that "Lil Pump" was a typo of "Lil Pimp" and he just stuck with it.
LMFAO😭
Lil pumps mum: I hope he becomes a doctor!
Lil pumps dad: I hope he's a lawyer!
19 years later...
Lil pump: bRr
Great he became a bird.
Nah it'd be more like
Lil Pumps dad: I hope he become a crip
Lil Pumps mom: I hope he become a blood!
Lil pumps dad: Nigga what you just say?!?!
*gunshots heard*
Lmao
Yeah well
Goochi gang
"He looks like he belongs on the scare floor at monsters inc"
*spits out tea*
That was brilliant!! XD Thank the Lord I wasn't drinking anything at that point!! 💦💦💦
Elliot4 0 4 me too😂
i looked at this comment just when daz said that line
"he sounds just like a 6 year old that's really hungry. ESSKKETIT ,I WANT SOME ESSKKETIT"😂😂IM DYING
LittleKitty he really does tho XD
Keanna B OMG HAHAHAHA😂😂
FabDazzel
Definition : That Daz and his Dazzelers are fabulous.
This Time of Rapping will be known as the "pigeon era"
prrruuuuuu
B
Lil pump: *I got a fridge on my neck*
Me:...
*I HAVE AN OVEN ON MY NECK*
kenziegriff I’ve got a microwave 😂😂
Fluffy unicorn Lily I got a whole universe on my neck 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
xXWolfieLegendXx um no I have the whole thingy thing on my neck
xXWolfieLegendXx I have the earth on my neck
I have a castle on my neck try me bish
"I just snorted ecstasy off of a baby's head!!!!"😂😂😂😂😂
I read your comment as soon as he said that
Unknownsss same
Time stamp?
A 'lil' story i made:
Pump: sc- sch-
Pump's mom: he's saying his first word! GAVIN COME HERE!!! (Gavin is a made up name for his dad)
"Gavin":I'm here, i'm here!
Pump: es- sch- ESSKEETIT!
Pump's mam: es- esskeeti- WHAT-
Pump: * stands up and whips out some hair dye and an outfit *
3:38
Gavin: i- * 5 second pause * hey siri, where is the closest bridge to me that could kill someone if u threw them off it?
🤣
Remember the days when a video like this would be considered a parody or satirical jab at hip hop
bands_ _freak that's why we still need creators like Bart Baker on TH-cam. Not all heroes wear capes
bands_ _freak iii
bands_ _freak the good old days am I right lol
J HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE
bands_ _freak indefinately
That's how my little cousin says spaghetti. He's 2.
Nether22 I’m dying 😂😂
Nether22 I am dying 😂😂😂
“He looks like an alternative E-wok”
*Daz Black - 2018*
If it was translated into bird noises we’d understand him more!
DAZ: you cant just make your own words, can you?
SHAKESPEARE: let me introduce myself
Pardon me mane but I just don't really understand your comment.
@@charlesxavier9485 Shakespeare made loads of traditional English words
Shuteth the frick up thou shalt not dis-respect me
That's what I think he would say
@@slushfabuloso5329 lmO
@@slushfabuloso5329 lmai
The advert I got 😂😂😂😂 “ got a migraine?” I’m f**king dying of laughter hahahahaha
I’ve got a migraine, and my pain will range from up, down and sideways. Thank god it’s Friday cause Fridays will always be better than Sundays cause Sundays are my suicide days.
@@someonenamedtoby I dont know why they always seem so dismal thunderstorms, cloud, snow and a slight drizzle.
@@jernest3269 whether its the weather or the letters by my bed sometimes death seems better than the migraine in my head.
@@someonenamedtoby 😂😂
Did it actually say I'm fucking dying of laughter hahahahaha?
when daz reads the lyrics, it sounds like the synchroner from google translate lmao
Daz Black reading the lyrics to Lil Pump's songs is the most iconic thing ever and I love it.
Right
Lil pump went full my little pony
Ally Cat 😂😂😂😂
Ally Cat ha ha lol he's Mr wipy ice cream
Ally Cat I can't breathe
LMAOOOO TRUE
Ally Cat lol my friend had a cartoon picture of him and I'mk had no idea who he was so she thought I was crazy
*the birds are back*
Katie IM DYING🤣🤣🤣🤣
The opening verse sounded like someone having an epileptic seizure from looking at lil pumps hair
yes,yes they are.
*brr*
Katie thats exactly what i thought when i heard this song and remembered Daz 😂😂😂
Still confused how he’s 17
Vivian Eddy he's only 17?....I thought he was *at least* in his 20s...
Tianna Stenson YES
Wait WHAT?!?!
Vivian Eddy how’s he legit my age and I’m sitting in my bedroom doing homework and eating a cereal bar 😂😂😂
i thought he was like 21
4:01 “I believe that is called a bar” I can’t anymore haha
Did nobody look at the freaking Arctic wolf on a leash last time it was a freaking tiger now there’s a freaking arctic wolf what the heck universe! 😂
And it's on its period too😂😂
I saw it dude
” Oh The Birds are back brrr”
~Daz 2018♥
Lil Pump sexually identifies as a pink fluffy unicorn
Edit: omg I did not expect that many likes, thanks I guess :)
Let's give him to Deadpool then..! 👊
😂
pepe lei JSKDFJDKKWNFD OMG XDD
hahahhahahahahahahahaa
im 2 years late but Daz, Actavis is a brand that has codeine cough syrup and you sip it and it relaxes you and you sometimes hallucinate, also in gucci gang the cart which you said was the milk cart was actavis but people call it lean
Thanks for explaining the "milk" I thought it was something else-
2020 rapper starter pack:
•Addicted to drugs
•Brags about money in songs
•Brags about designer clothes in songs
•Brags about sex in songs
•Brag about luxurious cars in songs
•Brag about guns in songs
•Brags about murder in songs
•Don't have any fashion style just place a bunch of Gucci on yourself
•Mumble rap
M & G Dam
Yep
theres a couple of rappers who dont do all of that in 2020 but unfortunately they dont get the attention they deserve. and XXX and Lil Peep weren't like that but their dead so . And rappers like Machine Gun Kelly , Post Malone and Blackbear arent like the annoying mumble rappers .
X was not like dis, fortunately-
O̸r̸a̸n̸g̸e̸ J̶u̶i̶c̶e̶ X was the best !
Okay, I'll make a word.
Esogorghanicredolis,
It means "A potted plant."
wtf
Angela Sojan this needs more likes
I think the reason why he didn't go to school is bc they can't understand him-
Why does he look like an angry skittle
Vyzer Recon type up on TH-cam tekashi 6ix 9ine he is a evil skittle
bruhhh 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Yep yep gonna need the lyrics” literally me
Sehare Shezad me to despacito 😂
Sehare Shezad Gonna guess you're British cuz he isn't mumbling or anything.
XXX luv I am British but i was just saying when I’m listening to certain songs I need to read lyrics so I don’t get them wrong
Ur gay
Holy shit, i feel like sherlock holmes rn for guessing that. Ya i mean i need to do that too but only when im confused and need to know the real meaning of the song.(mf doom has really good lyrics and most of his references go over my head.)
“Daznogstic”-My new word suggestion which has the definition- “When a Daz or Dazzler diagnoses or looks at something and talks about it”- This video, Daz did a Daznognostic
@MrMomoman i love the word u just invented
You are an intellect. Bravo, this word is so god damn beautiful and the meaning behind it is just astonishing.
I rate that
I rate that
Only someone with that lvl of cocaine can make this music video😂 IM CRYING
3:34
I love how he laughs at his own jokes. Lol.
I got a fridge on my neck.
* calls ambulance *
I’m surprised he didn’t say “got a fridge on my neck (brr) (ooh) (yeah)
lol
BTS myjimin word
Are you an army!!!
when the music video started i felt like an old lady bc i had to really concentrate on what he was saying and felt like saying "young man can you please slow down i can't understand you" LMAO
This is exactly why I listen to NF he is a good rapper.
Exactly
"Esketit" was a slang which meant "Lets get it" but short.
A lot of people started using it and the meaning started to get lost and now it means "skkrt ay". XD
I love how Daz pronounces “Brr” wrong even tho he knows how it’s pronounced
Emma Heart he is making fun of it. lil pump and all mumble rappers suck ass. Real rappers like Eminem, Jay Kid, Vin Jay, and Crypt are examples of real rappers that put in effort and don’t suck ass.
@@SynFuZe I am not trying to be mean but I don't think eminem is a " real rapper"
Hahahha
@@tfs_ikonik how is Eminem not a real rapper? He's one of the original and most popular rappers back in the day
@@tfs_ikonik r u serious? Eminem one of the greats if no the goat.
The fact that he succeeded doesn't really bother me, but the fact that some consider lil pump a genius (one guy even went as far as calling him a talented lyricist) is beyond stupid. He is just a young man that sounds braindead.
Set- Tes he’s not lyrical or anything like that but he’s a wicked musician and knows how to stay relevant
Ikr😤😤
harvard dropout
trash generally gravitates to other trash with extra cash which is the only way he succeeded, if one could call being the garbage of your music genre success
Set- Tes exactly 😂
If Daz watched Juice Wrld. I feel like he would actually like him. One because he doesn’tt mumble and Two he talks about stuff that’s realavent and the fact that juice wrld actually has talent
None of wat u just said is true
@@oogabooga2337 😂 okay, ToM
Exactly! I feel like he would actually like him
@@sallyface1862 Juice Wrld was a literal rap god. Second to only Eminem.
@@avawalker9269 Are you agreeing to what im saying? Im so confused
“This is someone falling down the stairs”
OML IM CRYING LMAO
Daz: He looks like an alternative Ewok.
Me: Dies of laughter. 😂😂😂
9:32
me:cries in laughter
“Oh the birds are back brrr” lol Daz 😂
Lil Pump: Literally blowing his money away
Daz: No!! You can’t do that!!
Me, being a Terraria player: Don’t worry, Daz, he can just use the Duplication Glitch
rip avicii
Juicy Boiz how does this relate to the video
Ouu, Lil pump
Yeah,yeah, Ouu, brr
Yeah, Ouu, wow,
Yeah, yeah, Ouu, Ouu...
What meaningful lyrics 😂oof
I know right? I can really relate to those lyrics, they truly touched my heart and almost made me cry
These lyrics speak to me on a spiritual level 💜😭
I know there just so... exquisite and majestic lyrics and they really touch my emotional side and really makes me think about my life 🤔.
Hannah Klunk OOOF
Daz : lets see what this giantic man pony is doing now
Me: literally 😆😆😆😆
As a child I said the word bitchy and thought it was a word I made up. 🤣
When they said eskkitl or some crap I thought people where saying eh skittles
Omg lol
Yum
Taste the rainbow 🌈
That jacket makes him look like a plastic lawn flamingo
Kimberly- Twila lemme just get sum to eat OH NO HONEY THIS FISH SMELLS EXACTLY LIKE BRIT BRIT
666YeemoKitten666 #GothBoiClique 😂
But he still have a lot of money 😂😂
Marco Guarnieri somehow
Makes him look like a poodle that just had an allergy attack!
He looks like a care bear threw up on a faulty furbie
Ethan Gt13 yess😂
5:38
"I don't understand how you can just invent a word and it seems to end up being in the dictionary."
Meanwhile Shakespear: I'll pretend i didn't see that
He dropped out of highschool, How the hell is he supposed to count his STD's?
lmaoooooo
Daz: He looks like he belongs on the scare floor off monsters inc.
Me: Dies of laughter immediately 😂🤣
*Isnt music his job....*
(Well "music")
【Moonlight Animations】 Yeah like you.
He probably means that he never got a normal job
he has more money than u so hes doing something right
Vaqs nah mate.
Meg Amazing yes
1:02 we just gonna ignore how good that was? Okay...
New word
“Bubber”
Definition: someone closer than a friend
Yes
Yo got no bubbers
@@thecraftingskywalker298 says the one with a Minecraft profile photo
New word
Nigra - a person whose suppose to be working in the plantation fields...
Then that would be a bf or a gf
ESKETIT actually means "Lets get it" in a lazy version, Daz. LEMME EDUCATE YA
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! GO AWAY TESSA!
Juliana Bezáková IS THAT YOUR BOYS COLOGNE
Wrong.
Lets get it is a phrase used in hip hop songs from Chicago, just like brrrr is from New York and high taps are from Atlanta. One of Lil Pump's best friends, Smokepurpp, has connections to people from Chicago. Smokepurpp and Pump then adopted the phrase, changing it so as to make it their own. Hence, esskeetit. It is not lazy, it is merely a unique modification of a pre-existing phrase.
Sarah Da SO STOP CALLING MY PHONE
And I ain’t talking book 😂
Someone having a seizure makes more sense than this
lmafo u sound like a 5 year old.
@@SynergyCSS how?
@@nikodaq just what he said out if anything just seizure all of the nine year olds say seizure jokes and it sucks
@@nikodaq he is 5 9 or 11
@@SynergyCSS I didn't understand anything you said
10:16 ew tf-
I love how daz laughs at his own jokes😂
Jayleigh - Me 4. :3
He's his own laugh track
Roso Watch - Indeed he is.
New word: dazzerlarity
Definition: intense love for Daz games
Yooo
Dazzerlarity was my first word 😳✌
Petition to put this in the Oxford English Dictionary 🤭🤭
Another word in my books
I have dazzerlarity 😂
I honestly don't know but I think "Esskeetit" means "Let's get it"..
😑.. Also, The sims be like: 7:47
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Michael Harrison put this into 2.5x speed and here 7:50
yes esskeetit means lets get it lol
Yeah i don’t think you have ever played the sims, that sounds nothing like it
@@someonenamedtoby Fr lmao😂😂
Sober: Let's get it
Drunk: Esskettit
Daz you're still hilarious. Love your videos. Keep up the great work, wish you only the best and Peace! ✌👍
S. I. V. Because he's still hilarious
Feck Boi yes he really his
How many times he said “ESSKEETIT”
Lol
About /57-82742742742742247427427427428272742747427427245774272727272474274274274472842828274274274284272742727472740 times in his whole career
way to many to count
@@kurxxedjewels I hope that’s random cos if it’s accurate I’m dead 🤣🤣🤣
Daz reading the lyrics like it’s a french lesson 😂
daz: i like rock music more
me: ~remember the crying in my skin vine~
Daz: Are these lyrics or someone faling doen the stairs?
Me: *Cries from laughter*
My sis:Are you ok
Me:(still laughting) never better
@Rap Shit go tf away
Rap Shit go fuck your self
Rap Shit random probably missed-clicked
Lil pump: I got a fridge on my neck.
Me: Tf... Thats gonna hurt later, like alot.
Edit: Just put the fridge on the floor, and get some soda or pasta. friggin HELLL!!!
Fridge-ing hell
XD
I dont understand rappers anymore...
I don't understand people anymore
Sarah DeCoste he is not even a rapper he is garbge
Sarah DeCoste rap is dead
MissPronounced this song lit
”that it dosent matter that they just smashed in the back window of their bentley”
rolls royce - am i a joke to you
When he says got that x
He means an Xanax pill not ecstasy I think
Eurobeat ye
He gots the depression
aint nobody having depression when they pop a Xan lmao
Nah he's off xans
Eurobeat 😂😂😂
Oh, my lil pony is back. 😂😂
''Is that snow or cocaine?'' Daz- 2018.
''You end up having sex with the wardrobe'' Daz- 2018.
4:42 I’m high as fuck!!🤣🤣🤣
America what are you doing?
Newdel I don’t even no anymore tbh
Newdel - honestly... I don’t even know anymore..
+Ethan Shipley I only ever seem to see the other 5%
It's good to be Australian right about now hahaha
+Beth Campbell Yeah oath I am Aussie 😂
Daz: is this the lyrics to a song or someone falling down the stairs
me: babahahhahahahahahahahha dying of laughter
Me falling down the stairs: yeah yeah ouu yeah ouu ouu ouu wow yeah ouu
The sound the stairs make: THE NECK GO *KRRRACK* BONG BONG BONG *OOF OOF* AND A DOOM POOM BROOM KOOM
just say XD
New word: Dazstettit
YES
Fuck no
famerfreak YES!
famerfreak my TH-cam history in one word
Low Daz Space
Definition : That Daz has low disk space.
*smashes windscreen on Bentley*
He has so much money that he can think’s he can be forgiven because he looks like a mister whippy’s ice cream!
IM DEAD
Toddy G Rolls Royce*
It’s a rolls Royce nice try tho bud
And cos it’s used as a ‘prop’ in a music video he can get it claimed and any damage paid for as it for ‘entertainment’ purposes that he smashes the windscreen
Sir it’s a rolls royce