Shovel? Amateur. I’ve got 2 pre dug graves for all my kids loser boyfriends, then a pack of mastiffs to cut off all entrances plus an electric fence enclosing 10 acres. If you somehow make it passed the dogs and gunfire, the fence *will* get you. I’m saving up for a drone with a net next ☺️
When I met my girl's dad First thing he said "What you planning to do with my daughter" and I said "Nothing she's not mad at you for doing to her mom" And that's how I'm still friends with him even though she dumped me 😂
DAD: " Sweety, that boy was funny as hell ... May God bless his soul" 😅😅 Edit: " What I meant by " May God bless his soul" is that the father sent him to meet his creator, after hearing his "jokes". 😅
Ah no, A man does not want to hear this kind of humor when he's meeting her boyfriend for the first time. I guarantee you that's the case. The fathers who really care about their daughters or children in general will not stand for this kind of humor when you first meet him.
Married? My daughters husband makes jokes like "This is the best thing ive ate. Not including one of your other creations" at the bbqs. Nudging my dauguter. But hes been with her 5 yrs. First date? Oh jaws are getting broken lol. That is earned not given. Gotta prove you are gonna protect and love her before I give you the guy pass.
@@ThatGuyRa1nbro gtfo im dying rn too from this comment ever heard of “dying from laughter” goofy fool need to educate yourself and understand that it is definitely a funny comment and what he said I laughed a lot each to their own
@@mikex5984 Nope, I come from a generation when not only would the girl's father have everyone's support, but my father would loan a shovel to help with the job.
"No officer, I haven't seen him for a while. I only just met the guy a few days ago and seems like he dropped off the face of the Earth. My daughter is convinced he ghosted her."
Then You'll Loose The Rest Of Your Time You Have With Your Daughters. You'll Be Behind Bars The Rest Of Your Life For Murder. With Your Comment Your IQ Is Pretty Low So I Know Your Knowledge Won't Get You Out Of It.
NO! FUCKING! JOKE! His smoothness, I do NOT know how he possibly could have pulled that off more smoothly. He's butter, he's 'greased lightning,' the man's smooth as can BE! I need to watch that a THIRD time because that was a friggin' PERFORMANCE and he just dances her about, deals with her acting outraged, referencing to her mother being a 'classic' which is like WOW you're toeing a VERY dangerous line there bringing up a woman's age and you possible future mother-in-law. Well, future mother-in-law, or accessory to murder. One or the other. Gotta watch this again, I'm amazed. I mean if I were her father I'd be having a SERIOUS struggle with a grin and would be honestly rather torn between slapping the shit out of him and laughing my ass off. He's slick though, he could play it off and likely cool me down, might get a stern look from me if he fools around too much or acts too casually disrespectful, but damn it's hard to hate someone who can deliver such artfully delivered comedy.
@@RozwellMunchausenbiboobboobbbobbbbobokbbkobkbbbbbobobbbbbbii9bbbkobbbbbobb9bbkbbbbbobbbbobbbbkbbbbbbbbbbbkbobbboobbbbobboboobbbbbibkbbbbbbbbbbobbboobbbbobokobbokbb9obbobobb book oob
The amount of logic people have these days has come to an end. It does not exist. Double standard. Killing people cause they do exactly what you would do. Big brain right there.
@@saumyaravi5579you probably already know by now but it’s kind of a meme, where in a recording the daughter asks her “daddy” to pass her the salt and well you know where this is going…
Bro rendered her speechless from the first sentence.
Bro has school in his name just to misspell from and sentence
@@Two0ctaves it's my dang email and my keyboard doesn't type the letters i want it to sometimes.
@@schoolwork9007obviously it does, you just can’t put them in the correct order
@@PockyNSushi ok so if I kisy have a hard time spelling why do you care it is nothing you need to worry about.
She has negative words like it's one of those tiktoks
As a dad, I would laugh while I go get my shovel 💀
Or a shotgun
😭😭😭
Or maybe a rifle
@@janihaavisto79 the shovel is for after the shotgun
Shovel? Amateur. I’ve got 2 pre dug graves for all my kids loser boyfriends, then a pack of mastiffs to cut off all entrances plus an electric fence enclosing 10 acres. If you somehow make it passed the dogs and gunfire, the fence *will* get you. I’m saving up for a drone with a net next ☺️
When i met my girl’s dad my line was “i gotta tell you, Im a huge fan of your work”
That's a W line. Ima use that.
Bro how’d it do
@@barron2938 yea I wanna know too
@@barron2938He died 4 days ago.
When I met my girl's dad First thing he said "What you planning to do with my daughter" and I said "Nothing she's not mad at you for doing to her mom"
And that's how I'm still friends with him even though she dumped me 😂
“pretty cool we got the same nickname, ‘daddy’” 😂 his girlfriends face was so amazed and shocked.
Aren't they siblings
Indiana looking at him like she should've expected less 😂
"Yeah, this ones got a smooth ride on it"
Bro went RIGHT for the throat
nah he didnt go for the throat. But, give him enough time and im sure he’ll get there
@@Kuhav0001 LMAOOO
"just to make sure, we are not both reachibg for the salt." 😶💥👍💀
His own throat mostly 😂
“This one’s got great aerodynamics”
All I can think of is Darth Vadar saying “You will die braver than most”
🤣
W commemt
And that Vader line might be the coldest line he has ever dropped. Even hearing it in my head gives me goosebumps
Yes.
@@seanwilliams823 That’s the second coldest Vader line. The first is “All I am surrounded by is fear, and dead men”.
@ozmotion5562 where is that line from?
You know what they say: There is a fine line between courage and stupidity.
Doing this in real life would actually be BOTH courageous and stupid 😂
"its pretty cool we got the same nickname" bro. totally dying
"Son, I gotta respect your courage. I'm gonna give you a SPECIAL spot in our back yard."
And plant a tree on grave as a symbol of rest in peace ✌️
@@dixitgoyal3669pieces*
Make the tree an endangered species so that no pesky law enforcement can disturb his eternal sleep.
No he gets THE spot
😂
I love how her jaw dropped and never came back up.
The daddy special
And it just gets wider and wider
It's a position with which she is accustom and greatly experienced in.
Just like my mother😢
Just like how hes never coming back alive after that
Bro's got balls of steel 💀💀
i hope so, or else he's not going to have any about 5 seconds after the video ends.
I can watch this a million times n still be entertained 😂😂😂😂
same
Instructions unclear, sleeping with the dad now.
Relatable
Relatable
Relatable
Relatable
Relatable
“ I’m a real fan of your work ” missed opportunity
Y no comments I'm using this don't worry I'll give credit
Way underrated comment lmao
☠️
Bro underrated comment
Should've been the starting headline lol
Personally if I was a dad, I would just let them be together seeing how funny he is. 😂😂
Sure. Infact you are not a dad
@@lildenyzmusicandvideoprodu3900 I said personally if i was if you read clearly
@@lildenyzmusicandvideoprodu3900 read the comment other than just claiming for what others is or isn’t, it isn’t funny
@@lildenyzmusicandvideoprodu3900 also I said key word *IF*
DAD: " Sweety, that boy was funny as hell ... May God bless his soul" 😅😅
Edit: " What I meant by " May God bless his soul" is that the father sent him to meet his creator, after hearing his "jokes". 😅
Ah no, A man does not want to hear this kind of humor when he's meeting her boyfriend for the first time. I guarantee you that's the case. The fathers who really care about their daughters or children in general will not stand for this kind of humor when you first meet him.
@@kennethmckeith7908 maybe once they're married. Not before. First time is too early.
In my irony, I meant that ("May God bless his soul") the father sent him to meet his maker 😁
Married? My daughters husband makes jokes like "This is the best thing ive ate. Not including one of your other creations" at the bbqs. Nudging my dauguter. But hes been with her 5 yrs. First date? Oh jaws are getting broken lol. That is earned not given. Gotta prove you are gonna protect and love her before I give you the guy pass.
I love how she tried too leave but he guided her back 😂😂
To*
Sorry
I love that. Where are you going sweetheart? Hahaha
“No no no, I’m not done”
As a good daddy should😂
Come back here, theres no escaping this ride, im not done with you
That's either your death or you got a new father in law. I couldn't stop laughing
I'd never have a father in law 😂 I wouldn't really be dead either
Agree... it's like in a casino *I'm all in* you will leave rich or poor after that move
Depending on which generation the model's from
Ii
@You should be there’s no grey area with this🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭
😂 I like that boy! He has a savage sense of humor, "Daddy"!!! 🤣
"Of course I went with the new model, I know you got the classic"
If my son ever talked to his future partners parent this way, I'd laugh my ass off hearing the story at his funeral
Partner? You mean girlfriend!
@@Mellow84 Partner as in Girlfriend or Boyfriend or whoever my son decides to date in the future
@@Mellow84Girlfriend, boyfriend, dog, bird, cat or alien. doesn't matter
@@adamsanders6614 Dog, Bird cat???
Wtf are you on abouy
@@Mellow84no, he meant partner
"I went with the newer model. Obviously, you got the classic" bro. I'm literally dying 😂
No ur not
@@ThatGuyRa1nbru
@@ThatGuyRa1nit's a figure of speech for if the laughing alot idiot
@@ThatGuyRa1nbro gtfo im dying rn too from this comment ever heard of “dying from laughter” goofy fool need to educate yourself and understand that it is definitely a funny comment and what he said I laughed a lot each to their own
I'm sorry but if my daughter's bf said this to me, he'd earn my respect 😂😂
She looked better with the glasses on
"I went for the newer model obviously you got the classic" 😂😂😂😂
He doesn't have anxiety
Anxiety has him 💀
F*ck that shit don't have him , that shi needs him
Fr
That doesn’t even make sense 😐
He is the anxiety ✨
@@HesRamenit does make sense you just don’t know anything bout today grammar
As a father, this dude won from the get go, I'd be sure to visit the shallow hole I buried him in every year to pay my heartfelt respect.
You were once him weren’t you?
@@mikex5984 Nope, I come from a generation when not only would the girl's father have everyone's support, but my father would loan a shovel to help with the job.
@@mikex5984 as long as they protect themselves I’m ok with it
Sometimes you need help with a hole, it's a long process.
I had a good laugh
The way she moaned got me 💀
Laughing to tears!😂😂😂😂😂
That's one dude not affraid of getting dumped!
As a dad of 3 daughters, i can't wait to tell this story to the rest of the inmates
As they're bending you over your bunk no doubt.
🤣🤣🤣
Underappreciated fact: the older you get, the less "life in prison" is a deterrent.
Oohh my days 😂
Yes. Tell them quick. Before the execution day.
The shift to serious mode right before he says “I’m think you call him dad, me daddy.. so we’re not both reaching for the salt.” 😂😂
😂😂😂
Here before this comments section gets bigger
How did he not break character
I have no idea lol😂😊m
😅😂😂😂
My bro speaks business... 💀💀
brooo got balls of steel
Uncle: "ill get the shovel"
Brother: I’ll do the digging.
Other brother: I’ll grab the arms, you get the legs.
Also other other brother: I’ll get the head
Last brother: ill grab his torso
Other Uncle: I'll get the acid
man either earned the dads respect for life or the beating of a lifetime.
As a dad, I kinda respect that. Though my daughter is still 5 yo, I’ll probably tend to use a gun when the time comes 😅
In my house, after the boy left, I would have gotten the beating of a lifetime.
@@andyespinozamby the time your daughter likes boys, you’ll be ready to drop kick a toddler to keep a boy away from her.
@@andyespinozam So when the time comes you will be an armed gamer ?
@@JazzD_335 Well, I think so hahaha
Bro knew his assignment. 😅😂
If I have a daughter and this happens to her, i'm gonna give those two a laugh tale for the family of ours 🤣
The fact she was mortified by a hypothetical situation is hilarious. 10/10
she wasn't, she's over acting the fuck out of a funny skit from the dude
No, dad was the real cameraman
Uh... it's an act? Hello? Is there anyone between your ears?
@@Kube_Dog I have plenty between my ears and the wits to know comedy when I see it. Get a sense of humor and maybe we’ll talk.
@@Kube_Doguh its still funny? Hello, any emotions within your ears
I was waiting for him to say "I'm a real fan of your work"
DAMN 😂😂
😂🤝
🤝
😂wow
Smooth!!!!!!!!!😅😅
Lost a girlfriend but gained a best friend.
Bro was not afraid to speak his mind😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bro is well mannered. Idk if you noticed but he said “classic” instead of “older”
Pristine condition classic
vintage
@@TheCornucopiaProject-bd5jk Indeed
Legacy could be the word also 😂
Fellas I think it was an well mannered introduction to solidify one’s position and one’s manhood!
"No officer, I haven't seen him for a while. I only just met the guy a few days ago and seems like he dropped off the face of the Earth. My daughter is convinced he ghosted her."
He's definitely a ghost alright 😂
LOL
Ghosted
Then You'll Loose The Rest Of Your Time You Have With Your Daughters. You'll Be Behind Bars The Rest Of Your Life For Murder. With Your Comment Your IQ Is Pretty Low So I Know Your Knowledge Won't Get You Out Of It.
"Ghosted? Daughter, you're in danger girl."
I’d ask the officer if he had kids, and if he responded yes, I don’t think anything more would need to be said.
Zach is hilarious but also a straight savage
Bro is the most brave person ever 😂
“It’s got great curves”
Dad’s a menace too
1.1k likes no replies?!!?!!? Lemme change that
@@Roseycolde loser
2.6k likes only 1 reply??? Lemme change that
2.8k likes and 2 replies? This is madness
2.9k likes and only 3 replys!? Lemme help
He has a Ryan Reynolds level of confidence.
Not really lol, you can see the awkwardness in his eyes and body language while delivering the joke which is weird because usually he’s laid back
@@veranaesexactly what ryan reynolds is tho
Sychophant
You know it's fake, right?
@@TheDoomCupcakes and RR's personality isn't? Lmao
This guy in one word is… legend😂
nah this bro DOES NOT MESS AROUND😂
Ngl his opening line left me in tears. Id still be crying with laughter, as I choked the life out of him
83 likes, no comments? Let me fix that.
@@LegoStopmotion_filmsshut up
Laughing hysterically while choking him; now that's some Homelander level psychopathic stuff right there
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This has a "Killing Joke" vibe to it
Guiding her back to him as she tries to escape was the cherry on top
😮😂😂😂😂😂😂😮😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😮
Out of context…
🤣😂 Yes!!
literally love that part 😂😂
That he keeps a straight face is hilarious 😂😂😂😂
If I was her dad, I would approve. Dudes smooth af
Her audible gasps were so genuine
They were the best part of the video tbh
its acting
@@sha7303 she didn't know what he was gonna say
@@randomboys1000 bruh that was terrible acting my dude. It's obvious they rehearsed it before
@@randomboys1000 Bro it's scripted, the more exaggerated acting the more views
Zach put all of his Rizz Points into pick-up lines
picking up the dad?
@@atmghst7112 lol
@@atmghst7112 bruh if the dad had enough sense of humor he would LOVE him instead of loathe him~
He maxed out his Charisma and passed the speech Check
@@Your.typical.German.2. bro became the Rizzer of Blaviken
“As you can see I have the newer model you have the classic”💀
This man has brass balls
Bro rolled a nat 20 on his charisma check
There was some show he was on where he described how he would emotionally manipulate a girl and she still chose him over all the others.
Bro is as charismatic as the tarrasque is strong.
NO! FUCKING! JOKE!
His smoothness, I do NOT know how he possibly could have pulled that off more smoothly. He's butter, he's 'greased lightning,' the man's smooth as can BE! I need to watch that a THIRD time because that was a friggin' PERFORMANCE and he just dances her about, deals with her acting outraged, referencing to her mother being a 'classic' which is like WOW you're toeing a VERY dangerous line there bringing up a woman's age and you possible future mother-in-law. Well, future mother-in-law, or accessory to murder. One or the other.
Gotta watch this again, I'm amazed. I mean if I were her father I'd be having a SERIOUS struggle with a grin and would be honestly rather torn between slapping the shit out of him and laughing my ass off.
He's slick though, he could play it off and likely cool me down, might get a stern look from me if he fools around too much or acts too casually disrespectful, but damn it's hard to hate someone who can deliver such artfully delivered comedy.
That’s straight up a Nat 20 on Diplomacy check! As a Dm I would give him inspiration!
I genuinely laughed at this comment for a good 5 minutes
Bro did not hold back 💀💀💀
Neither will the father.
@@RiotTheBear from Alabama
Dude, you deserve an Oscar nomination award for that amazing took a lot of guts. You must love this girl.
Classic!! Gotta love the slight insecurity in his voice!😂😂😂😂
The tension between the dad and that shotgun is crazy
Fr
💀
Lol
theyre developing a bond over this conversation
@@brurmonemtfr, bouta be real close friends
As a dad, dude earned my respect. His death would be quick and painless 👍
Yours is the best response.
Ok.
Lol..."I went with the newer model" totally priceless and HILARIOUS !!!!!😂😂😂😂
Bro just unleashed some serious wordplay
The "newer model" got me rollin..😂😂😂 Dude was brave on all accounts..
Bro practiced this shi in the mirror 💀
After he stole it from the 50 other people that made this joke already
@@Kevalision frrrr
@@jackbray452 frrr
Fr 😂😂😂
The word is 'shit'. Don't worry, your parents won't find out.
Bro really said “ CLASSIC!”🤯
His confidence was hilarious!
The dad is either going to immediately hate or love him. No in-between
I’d beat his ass and I don’t have a daughter
Both
Yeah, I’d like him but not for my daughter😂
@@RozwellMunchausenbiboobboobbbobbbbobokbbkobkbbbbbobobbbbbbii9bbbkobbbbbobb9bbkbbbbbobbbbobbbbkbbbbbbbbbbbkbobbboobbbbobboboobbbbbibkbbbbbbbbbbobbboobbbbobokobbokbb9obbobobb book oob
I hold fucking love him xD the balls to say this in the first time xD
"Does it ride well?"
Lock this menace up😂
I would laugh for hours, give him the blessing and pay for the ring.
She looks flabbergasted 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Looks flabbergasted? She's still in the hospital 🏥 recovering from severe shock 😂
@@doubleophysiquecreation1525 😭💀
He should have also added, “Don’t worry sir, I’ve taught her very well how to drive a stick!” 😂
THAT, Lord Striker, is a "6 ft under" comment...
The you go in with the “no sir, I don’t drive.”
😂
classic
no noooo
" Newer model, obviously you went with the classic" xD
I wonder who'd be quicker to kill him for that, dad or mom. Either way it'd be a slow, certain and hilarious way to commit suicide...
Are they dating
The way that he said it so casually is crazy
The first sentence left her dumbfounded
Dude looks innocent as fk but he's a menace to the brim
As a shovel, I would laugh while I go get my dad 💀
How tf did you place yourself directly under you respective opposite comment 😂
amazing timing 🗿
You must really dig your job
I hate myself. I'm leaving. sorry for this, I'm still sending this but I hope to never see this again
NOT THE DAD JOKE
@@TooFarBeyondYeah how tf did that happen?
nah man this is what you EXACTLY say, this funny as heck lol
That's a real father. What a man. I felt this right in the heart
As a father of 2 girls I would with out a doubt give the respect he needs BEFORE making sure he ain't ever seen again
I feel like it's fun to piss girls fathers off cuz id probably beat them to a seizure, gun fights it's fine lol dracos vs rifles wonder what will win
Gotta settle it in the octagon😅
The amount of logic people have these days has come to an end. It does not exist. Double standard. Killing people cause they do exactly what you would do. Big brain right there.
@@third_piston3860Oh For Sure
No body no crime....
Hide him well!🪦
To be fair. Honesty is the key.
Bro this is how you get kicked out of the house 😂😂😂
@@swagger5455 well yeah this is just arrogant 😂
Not that honest man. Not that honest.
@@calebnezat8418 No this is cool
Key to hell
Everything sounded so wrong but the look on his face made it look so right 😂😂
“I just wanna talk to him”
I like how he kept pulling her back, cause he wasn’t finished 💀
That taken out of context is craZyy 💀💀💀
@@Broc_Obama 😂😂😂😂 nobody read your comment I think
@Lui Ma as long as I have you then thats alright 😉
@@Broc_Obama LMAOOOOO
@@Broc_Obama this is a cursed comment
“Pretty cool we got the same nickname. Daddy”. Bro woke up and chose death 💀
😂😂😂😂 I was looking for this comment
If she was my daughter I’d be dying laughing
Bro had her speechless from the first line 😂
"I just wanna talk to him"
“I just wanna shoot him”
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Family guy😂
@@jordansweda5958 yep
@@EXT_CrypticI just want to talk to him (proceeds in aiming the guy 🤣)
She went through all five stages of grief, shock, and contemplation of life in the first two seconds
"Went through the 5 stages of grief....shock and contemplation"....youre missing 3 bud
grief has 5 stages@@joshpierce7449
@@joshpierce7449you didn’t understand what was said and your response did nothin but confuse me
I would have been like Peter Griffin when he said "You see that fire extinguisher over there?"
If i was this girl's dad i would be dying, he is way too brave
You would be dieing or he would
@@Isaiah-ye7hs me, I would be laughing way too hard
Bro isn’t socially awkward, he is awkwardly social
Yo moma
Too true.
😭😭😭😭😭
heard this too much
Heard this too much and doesn’t even fit this guy
“We’re not both reaching for the salt “- killed me😂🤣🤣
I didn’t understand this part of joke 😅. Pls explain
@@saumyaravi5579reaching out for the same food.
"Daddy, pass me the salt, please"@@saumyaravi5579
@@saumyaravi5579you probably already know by now but it’s kind of a meme, where in a recording the daughter asks her “daddy” to pass her the salt and well you know where this is going…
@@saumyaravi5579both of them reach for the salt because she told them daddy can you give me the salt and they would both reach for it
She was FLABBERGASTED!
Such a classic clip. Indiana’s initial shocked reaction made it worth it. Good job Zach
This dude is every father's absolute worst nightmare but prolly younger self at the same time 😂😂😂
That’s for sure I got a 14 year old daughter and I keep telling my wife member when we were that age
Calling her dads mother the classic and yours new model is crazy 💀
Depends on how well the mom takes it
@@diamonshade7484have u met women?
@@Langeta-kunthats fucking crazy bro
@@Langeta-kunbro didnt fr just say all women would react the same?
@@Langeta-kun probably. the only women u ever saw is on the hub.
Holy shit! That had me in bits! Well played!
The daddy part got me