They seem like awesome gals and you can tell they really like that Dave showed up to feature their shop. If I lived in Texas, I’d have to visit and get some funnel cake, looks so good.
Gave birth to this guy right over there. 37 years ago, he never left. Tribute to our mom, tribute to our parents, tribute to our mom. Let’s get drunk. Everybody knows the rules.
I’m from Connecticut and the first time I traveled to Texas for work it was shocking how friendly they are. People in the north east are definitely not like that.
Dave is in Texas. Texas isn’t part of the South. Edit: I noticed that you edited your comment from “everyone should experience it” to “everyone should experience SOMETHING LIKE it”. You reworded your comment after I said Texas isn’t culturally part of the South. At least you finally learned something.
@@cwg73160 sorry I have to be the one to break this to you… Texas… ALL of Texas is absolutely included with the south and specifically southern hospitality lmao
@@Andy-bh8hwIf you get stuck down a left/right media rabbit hole your world view gets warped and you think everything has gone to the dogs. Great people exist in all corners of the globe across the spectrum! Shame people don’t see it.
As a 70+ year old South Texas mama of six, let me assure you, there are still plenty of us old school Texas gals still running around! And cooking some of the best food anywhere! I am from Houston, but us sweet old Texas ladies aren't going anywhere! This is exactly what Texas is like. 😆 You are always welcome at our table here in Texas...
I'm not a funnel cake guy, I get them very rarely at fairs/events etc, but that one looked amazing because of all the addons. The "milkshake" shot sounded delicious. They even have a pink lemonade alcohol? That would be great too, I bet. Good stuff all around in this video, including those women and their family stories.
The first lady in video with the glasses/navy blue shirt (she takes them off for the rest of the video) is the mom of a kid ive known since like 5th grade. Nice people and always been the "state fair funnel cake people" lol
Is this Cowboy hat one he bought at the state fair or is it one from the Covid 2020 unboxing lol? I remember him getting one back then. Also remember when Dave fit into a Medium hahahaha. This is great Southern Hospitality and I’m sure their customers really love these two sisters. Their parents are smiling down on them with pride watching them run a great store.
Giving shots, serving food, folding napkins and setting them beside you! Don't get it crooked these women are in control and had Dave just following; happy to oblige. I ain't gonna lie I damn near shed a tear. I live in LA and forgot that women like this exist.
We are still here!! 👵 Texas women are like those Tootsie Pop suckers - Very sweet and colorful, but tougher than you think. Bite one, and you might come back with a cracked tooth or two. But deep inside, a soft, sweet heart. ❤ My "boys" are in their 50's now, and still answer me with a "Yes, ma'am..." ❤
If I ever somehow end up with more than "walkin' around money," I want to be a Dave Portnoy. This man might be the most genuine personality to ever grace the internet.
That was so thoroughly enjoyable. I feel like Dave is destined for yet even much bigger things. I also need to catch the name of that liqueur they shot. Sounds frickin amazing.
They are only open during the fair, so an 8.8 isn’t the same thing as the pizza places that know what a huge score from Dave can do for their business. These ladies are just sweet and not kissing Dave’s ass for a boosted score. Props to Dave for just listening.
Thanks for being respectful to these kind lady's. I go there every year. Never a bad experience
Ladies...
You can tell he loved it
They shoulda backed off, Geezus quit crowding him, made the whole review horrible.
"These kind ladies.... please upvote ME."
Ladies
"We can drink on the job" LMAOOOO love these ladies
They didn’t hesitate either when asked 😂😂 loved it
They seem like awesome gals and you can tell they really like that Dave showed up to feature their shop. If I lived in Texas, I’d have to visit and get some funnel cake, looks so good.
😐
Still can’t get over Dave had no idea what a corn dog was.
Dave is NOT a very smart man, pretty lucky though.
He's from Massachusetts, idk if they have that
im from Canada and we have corn dogs
@@kyut3841no excuse haha every American should know what a corn dog is
@@kyut3841 it's not that fancy a thing...they have them all over the Northeast/New England area.
I want to see Dave on Hot Ones...
He can barely handle oregano.... "spicy!"
I do too, but I'd be shocked if he did considering he could barely handle a little oregano!
@@festerofest4374lol almost typed the exact same comment as you ... We been watching!
@@topspot4834 The best pizza reviewer in history has the pallet of an 8 year old.
@festerofest4374 to be honest,that was the best age to eat pizza
this was one of the best reviews ever. so pure.
Gave birth to this guy right over there.
37 years ago, he never left. Tribute to our mom, tribute to our parents, tribute to our mom. Let’s get drunk. Everybody knows the rules.
It'll sneak up on your ass.
Let's destroy our liver yayyy😐
😂😂😂😂
@@714ever8 oh shuddup dork
Love them ladies. They're so sweet and kind.❤
"We are fortunate because we have the sit down restaurant"
Dave: "where is it?
"Well it's right here"
This dude is killing me with these reviews 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He says what he thinks lol
He obviously thought they had a brick and mortar outside the fair and was asking where it was
damn I missed that and reading this comment made me lmao
@@MrWisdom79 I know, but it was still funny 🤷♂️
Those women can talk, they held Dave hostage but he was a good sport and they meant well.
Nah fr lol. At least they weren't awkward like some people are tho. And we're very charismatic and heart warming. Felt like I was at grandma's house.
we've seen people hold dave for like 25-30 mins before. a 9 min video is nothing lol
They didn't hold him hostage in the least. They told the story of their family business, and Dave ate it up completely.
Get a clue.
@@RobGoldy Sure but not everybody wants to hear their whole family history and finds it as interesting as they do.
@@skrem23 I got a clue that you need to get laid.
MORE STATE FAIR REVIEWS!
MORE GENERAL REVIEWS OUTSIDE OF PIZZA!
Glad Dave gives his time to business and show love
Shout out to Dave, representing for my city (Dallas) at the State Fair of Texas!!!
Yeah but Dallas is Oklahoma so you'll have to wait for the Oklahoma State Fair
@@decadentdevil”Dallas is Oklahoma” is a wild statement and you must be high af lol don’t disrespect Texas like that goofy boi 🤡🤣
Place I'd a dump
@@decadentdevilyou must smoke that rock if you think Dallas is Oklahoma lmfao put some respect on Texas
@@decadentdevil No...
The people in the south.......so hospitable and kind. Great to see.
One thing about Texas. They really are that friendly
That's a little too friendly for me
They wanted to bang him
I'm a Texan, that's the truth
I’m from Connecticut and the first time I traveled to Texas for work it was shocking how friendly they are. People in the north east are definitely not like that.
I'm a Texan, and I noticed that too. I guess the fun of the fair rubs off on everybody.
Southern hospitality is the best everyone should experience something like it at least once in their lives
Dave is in Texas. Texas isn’t part of the South.
Edit: I noticed that you edited your comment from “everyone should experience it” to “everyone should experience SOMETHING LIKE it”. You reworded your comment after I said Texas isn’t culturally part of the South. At least you finally learned something.
@@cwg73160 huh???? Lmfaoooooooo anyways… go experience some southern hospitality it’s the best
@@cwg73160huh??? Lmfaooooooo so anyways….Go experience southern hospitality it’s the best
@@IzDawg813 DAVE IS IN TEXAS. TEXAS ISN’T PART OF THE SOUTH.
@@cwg73160 sorry I have to be the one to break this to you… Texas… ALL of Texas is absolutely included with the south and specifically southern hospitality lmao
the memory of that fried pickle, soggy ass pizza will haunt Dave for the rest of his days, everyone knows the rules.
Lmao @ Dave’s t-shirt comment..”is this a medium” 😂
Were you lmao?
@@itsmdm6453 no but your mom was last night when i asked her... wait
I’m from Scotland and these 2 ladies are what I used to think America was like. Don’t let the fuckers steal that from you. Beautiful people ❤️
Used to? Ever been to the states? Great people everywhere.
@@Andy-bh8hw No. His comment is 100% valid.
@@Andy-bh8hwIf you get stuck down a left/right media rabbit hole your world view gets warped and you think everything has gone to the dogs.
Great people exist in all corners of the globe across the spectrum! Shame people don’t see it.
Common for Texas tbh…
As a 70+ year old South Texas mama of six, let me assure you, there are still plenty of us old school Texas gals still running around! And cooking some of the best food anywhere! I am from Houston, but us sweet old Texas ladies aren't going anywhere! This is exactly what Texas is like. 😆
You are always welcome at our table here in Texas...
Dave really is the man of the people
By far one of the best reviews I've seen. Awesome
Occasionally he emanates that wholesome energy, and its made a thousand times more profound by the fact that most of the time he's a tw*t
I'm not a funnel cake guy, I get them very rarely at fairs/events etc, but that one looked amazing because of all the addons. The "milkshake" shot sounded delicious. They even have a pink lemonade alcohol? That would be great too, I bet. Good stuff all around in this video, including those women and their family stories.
Fernie’s is the best
Them and Fletchers is the only two stops I have to make every time I go.
Dave's head is spinning right now. Everybody knows the rules 😂😂😂
From all the sugar and simple carbs...
@@jessebrewer3983 that too lol
They wanted to pinch your cheeks...Texas folks are wholesome...keep it
Dave...I love it when you are having a good time!!!
Dave has a big heart! This was great. Thank you El Presidente
They’ve been doing this for years but seem like they love it so much. Still coming up with new things, having fun
Going to Texas was the highlight of Dave's year.
7.6 funnel cake.. 8.8 for the story and being held hostage. Everybody knows the rules
😂
how do u even know🤣
Lmao
He said it was great, that’s a minimum 8.3
Nah son, its the real deal. DFW native born and raised. I promise you its legit.
😂😂😂 Dragon pizza flashbacks as soon as Dave put that shirt on and asked “what’d you give me a medium?!”
Cowboy Scott is in Texas, just no idea where in Texas, everybody knows the rules
When pizza is done this channel can live on with dave just listening to old stories
8.2 on the Hat
Cowboy Dave is having a great time in Texas! Yee haw 🤠
That's that beautiful Texas hospitality! Love those Texas women with great stories! Such a wholesome review! Dave was all about it. 🥹
Davey, you're a class act. Loved this episode.
There’s no place on earth like Texas Hospitality! My great state! 🤘🏻
Dave trying to do his best Dragon Pizza guy impression with that shirt
Right!!! 😂🤣
This was a wonderful video! Thank you Dave
You know dave, your communication ability is outstanding...
The dr.pepper caramel drizzle sounds amazing
I remember those days when a handshake was how business was done . Great story .
Awesome video. Lovely ladies, great son, wonderful story.
Love the hat! Way to embrace Texas and the Great State Fair of Texas.
Cowboy hat offers the wearer a slightly larger personal space buffer zone in large crowds too, an added bonus.
Man, I love it. I live close to Dollywood, and sometimes I go there just to get funnel cakes.
Watching Dave’s interaction with the people of Texas makes me want to move there
Just avoid the areas controlled by the Dems.
People in Texas are generally nice people!
@@boathousejoed1126 We are generally. Just be careful driving, though.
Bless your heart
Seems like half of California has moved to Texas
Great hat Dave, welcome to the TEXAS State Fairgrounds. Hook’Em 🤘🏾🤘🏻🤘🤘🏽🤘🏼🇺🇸
What a great event to watch. Thanks for sharing it sir.
Not even watched it all but already I know if there's a family history, it's a big score
I love watching Dave around southerners you can tell he low key loves us🤣
That cowboy hat looks friggn sharp on Dave.👍👍
"Blazing Saddles" Everbody knows the rules.
I’m convinced Texan ladys are the sweetest people on Earth.
Best one bite series by far.
Underrated comment
The first lady in video with the glasses/navy blue shirt (she takes them off for the rest of the video) is the mom of a kid ive known since like 5th grade. Nice people and always been the "state fair funnel cake people" lol
That was a lovely review and story
Is this Cowboy hat one he bought at the state fair or is it one from the Covid 2020 unboxing lol? I remember him getting one back then. Also remember when Dave fit into a Medium hahahaha. This is great Southern Hospitality and I’m sure their customers really love these two sisters. Their parents are smiling down on them with pride watching them run a great store.
DAVE RUN FOR PRESIDENT WE WOULD ALL VOTE
This is my favorite review ever, everybody knows the rules
Florida & NC check in🌀🌀🙋♂️✅
People outside Texas would KILL for an 8.8. These two were like "umm, ok... thanks".
The hat is savage, looks great. Dave needs all the help he can get!
Giving shots, serving food, folding napkins and setting them beside you! Don't get it crooked these women are in control and had Dave just following; happy to oblige. I ain't gonna lie I damn near shed a tear. I live in LA and forgot that women like this exist.
We are still here!! 👵
Texas women are like those Tootsie Pop suckers - Very sweet and colorful, but tougher than you think. Bite one, and you might come back with a cracked tooth or two. But deep inside, a soft, sweet heart. ❤
My "boys" are in their 50's now, and still answer me with a "Yes, ma'am..." ❤
These ladies are awesome, what a great story
8.1 means will travel . 8.8 is phenomenal for business ladies . 👊😶🌫️
Dave definitely scored with those 2.
Especially with all the shots. ❤
Them two girls could teach Dave a thing or two 😂
Older ladies are the best! Not too old though 😂
😏
Those nice ladies were taken care of him like he was one of their sons🤘🏻❤️🤘🏻
Ol' boy Scotty got pickle pizza PTSD. LOL
This was so wholesome. Loved it.
I love these business owners. The shot looks great. The funnel cake looks great.
I wish I lived near this place, I’d love to try that funnel cake. Looks and sounds amazing.
Dave truly a man of the people
Dang, Dave's brother in the ballcap! Dave, do a pizza place at next year's fair!!! This is the biggest state fair in America.
Dave looks good in the cowboy 🤠 hat. Welcome to Texas Dave. 🤘🏾
Kept skipping to the end to see if he talked shit, I was wrong!! He was mindful and respectful.
Top 3 non pizza review of ALL TIME. Amazing people make food taste better.
If I ever somehow end up with more than "walkin' around money," I want to be a Dave Portnoy.
This man might be the most genuine personality to ever grace the internet.
That was so thoroughly enjoyable. I feel like Dave is destined for yet even much bigger things. I also need to catch the name of that liqueur they shot. Sounds frickin amazing.
They are only open during the fair, so an 8.8 isn’t the same thing as the pizza places that know what a huge score from Dave can do for their business. These ladies are just sweet and not kissing Dave’s ass for a boosted score. Props to Dave for just listening.
I love these ladies
Nice to see that the Prez is spreading his horizons
Never forget when Dave bit into a corn dog and was surprised it had a hot dog inside
Bless Dave's little heart....
This is Dave truly having fun...LoL
Great people! loved this review!
You never realize the phrase everything’s bigger in Texas until you see a funnel cake tent that is in a building the size of a high school gymnasium.
Great Southern hospitality. There's good people everywhere.
This was a true one bite review
The stars at night are big and bright 🎼❤️🇺🇲🙂
this one made up for the last 3 , good job 👍
These ladies are sweet. You can really tell they love what they do.
I love that they continued their parents tradition.
I would love to meet them!
Dave, ya lookin good with the hat dude. Might want to add it to your wardrobe.
Is it ALWAYS a plain funnel cake with cheese?
🤣 good one!
Dave you need to carry that bottle around with you these ladies are not going to stop!!!!!
holy cow from 6:20 on the background noise is crazy. still great video love these ladies they deserved a good score
I LOVE Southern Hospitality!
Awww dave respectful i love it❤
You’re a good man Dave! Love it!
Dang, I *love* these people!!
Can't get any more genuine that that!
Dr. Pepper is so Texas. Now I want one.
What a fun time and a great watch too.