Jack: *all I wanna do is kill them all* Therapist: uh hu...and how does that make you feel? Jack: wh-... *like a boss!!* Therapist: .... Jack: *high fives allround!!* Therapist: who are you talking to?
"You know when you sneeze and something feels so good and refreshing, like you clear your head full of shit?" LOL, Oh my God, I sneezed while he was talking! XD
Imagine... *Jack actually thought to himself making this video that he should lay on his bed, scream like he's gone mad while peddling his feet in the air, then he just got off the bed and went about his day*
This was a terrifying video for me because I listen to jack while I fall asleep (not in a creepy way) and when he said the septiceye is always watching I just looked at my Sam plushy and said ,"Sammy plz don't kill me." Lol. 😅
Oh I remember back when you had only 50k sub's, you've come so far, I really am hoping you hit 1 mil by the end of this year, keep up the awesome work jack!
Jack's talents: being awesome, being a boss, killing Billy and Betty, has a septic eye like no other, entertaining ppl, being hilarious, putting other youtubers to shame, singing, being awesome, being a boss, killing Billy and Betty, has a septic eye like like no other,entertaining ppl,being hilarious, putting other youtubers to shame, singing. (see what I did there? IT'S BECAUSE JACK IS A SUPER, MEGA, AMAZING BOSSSSSS!!)
MY brain is barely working I was at my cousins house and she has a swing where you can twist the cords,and just spin SUPER fast in circles soooo it kinda killed about 99999999 % of my brain cells
My favorite part of Jack's Videos is when he does a little tidbit right at the end after the outro, like for this one, he does some *interesting* hand motions, stares deeply into the camera and says "Magnum." Why? I have no idea, but it's hilarious!
Jacksepticeye I feel like this vid is your channels core. During this video you made me laugh 100000000000x more than I do daily. Love your channel and keep up the NON fake work
Hey Jack, this is going to be a great video and hopefully it'll cheer me up. My grandma is dying and she has 18 tubes in her and is now induced into coma. I'm going down tomorrow to see her with my grandpa, wish me luck.
I do the whole thing as well. I don't want people to do stuff with me. It makes me an "anti-social psychopath" as I am called. Happened since I was in Year 4/4th Grade.
Me I need something to cheer me up. One of my best friends had a seesur on Friday and it was scary,creepy and made my cry because I thought he was about to die. So I needed something to make me laugh.
OH MY GOD THAT INTRO WAS PERFECT
I KNOW RIGHT
IKR WHAT CAN BE BETER
IKR WHAT CAN BE BETER
+cutest couple in the world Jack can be better
Asriel Dreemurr thats true 😂😂😂
omg the intro thou!!😂
ik im cryin lol
I'm laughing so hard that I can't get past it
He was having a spaz or somethin'...idk. It was hilarious.
ha ha yeah 😃
+Creeperserv_DAN too much boss
Jack: *all I wanna do is kill them all*
Therapist: uh hu...and how does that make you feel?
Jack: wh-... *like a boss!!*
Therapist: ....
Jack: *high fives allround!!*
Therapist: who are you talking to?
The voices
Terry Mullins XD
I’ll see all you dudes in the next VIDEO
Terry Mullins
“..I’m kidding! *thats not what they said...* “
@@xenodrone3367 uhh
I CAN'T STOP REPLAYING THE INTRO
"You know when you sneeze and something feels so good and refreshing, like you clear your head full of shit?" LOL, Oh my God, I sneezed while he was talking! XD
hhhhhhhhhhh I know the feeling :')
Shan?
It feels heavenly🥰🥰🥰
BEST INTRO EVER! Also not gonna lie that's totally me when I yell HAPPY WHEELS with Jack.
Imagine... *Jack actually thought to himself making this video that he should lay on his bed, scream like he's gone mad while peddling his feet in the air, then he just got off the bed and went about his day*
0:03 "HYEEEHHHHHHAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHPPPPPPYYYYWHHHEEEELLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZ" love it
waxcream i loveeeee it
You still like him
@@CloudCloud 0:05
0:04
2:38 close your eyes and let your mind flow.
Oh. My. Fuck.
Lol
LMFAO 😂
lol try not to think its a Japanese school girl
That's so funny
This was a terrifying video for me because I listen to jack while I fall asleep (not in a creepy way) and when he said the septiceye is always watching I just looked at my Sam plushy and said ,"Sammy plz don't kill me." Lol. 😅
HA HA LOL! 😂
+caleb joe It was terrifying lol.
Jack is like my lullaby every single night. Just imagine trying to follow sleep...TOP OF THE MORNING TO YOU LADDIES!!!
Draven
🙋
lol
BEST INTRO YET!
It was certainly interesting!
4:02 Look at Jack his screen glitches ANTI-SEPTICEYE!!!!!
Patrick Shively exactly what I was thinking
Patrick Shively I know right ?!?! o.O
Shively Films I NOTICED THAT TOO
Shively Films Thats what I was thinking too
Shively Films but it wasn't. It was just a glitch but antisepticeye is cooler
0:05 Jack just got Raped by a ghost.
+Raven Mendoza xD
I don't think I've ever laughed so much at a comment😂
hypodermic vivian wtf
that isn't funny
Bro shut up thats gross😒
I DIED AT THE BEGINNING
hayleysepticeye kinleyplier what ship is that on your picture?
zander stone septiplier :P
+hayleysepticeye kinleyplier SEPTIPLIER FOR LIFE!!!!!
TheGamingKingdom what?
hayleysepticeye kinleyplier You said that you died at the beginning, get it? I'm not exactly the best at puns :l
When Jack said, "Billy, I'll smash ur head with a hammer!"I was laughing SO HARD
i wanted to find this comment so bad lol
Cool
8:41 from Monsters Inc.
Oh I remember back when you had only 50k sub's, you've come so far, I really am hoping you hit 1 mil by the end of this year, keep up the awesome work jack!
Aw thanks man :D Really seems like we can do it by the end of the year
@@jacksepticeye look how far you've come
He knows when you are sleeping, he knows when your awake, he knows what you are thinking and he knows when you have cake
*random guy thinks about porn*
Santa: Naughty List... *faps*
Favorite saying efaaaarrrr!!!!
Sami zockt he knows when your looking at his web history
Sami zockt odly enough when u take a s*** (censorship for younger ones) oas well
Maxs Friend for anyone how didn't know what it said (you must be an idiot if you don't) it was supposed to say shit
Jack's talents: being awesome, being a boss, killing Billy and Betty, has a septic eye like no other, entertaining ppl, being hilarious, putting other youtubers to shame, singing, being awesome, being a boss, killing Billy and Betty, has a septic eye like like no other,entertaining ppl,being hilarious, putting other youtubers to shame, singing.
(see what I did there? IT'S BECAUSE JACK IS A SUPER, MEGA, AMAZING BOSSSSSS!!)
K Bleier I read it and when it looped my brain went *WhAt ThE fUcK iS tHiS*
MY brain is barely working I was at my cousins house and she has a swing where you can twist the cords,and just spin SUPER fast in circles soooo it kinda killed about 99999999 % of my brain cells
I need to invest in the “killing Betty” department
*SCREW YOU BETTY*
2:07 You literally just took off my feet... WHO DOES THAT?!
Jack in 2018-2019 GORN: GIVE ME DEM TOES GIVE ME THEM KNEES GIVE ME DEM FEET
Glad that I'm not the only one who still watches the series of happy wheels 😂
I had a moment of pure happiness when Jack spoofed Disturbed at 7:28.
6:36 Bobby and betty!
SupaSoap that's kinky
Botty
I like when he plays a level he's like "oh yeah i can do this" *a few seconds later* "i hate this level!"
happens with characters too lol
@@jacksepticeye love you jack
@@Brandon-pu9rb You responded 5 years later lmaoo
@@Parallelzz goof fr
Dat glitch though at 4:02 Also like if you’re watching in 2017/2018
Thats anti
Lol
SaturnThePlanet1248 ツ me 2018
4:03 felt like anti was closing in on me. _plz help_
SaturnThePlanet1248 ツ Sorry 2020
0:57 Fack you Billy!!!!!!!!!!!
ha Billy u smell bad
I read this and then literally 2 seconds later that part came on😂
That intro jack!
;)
jacksepticeye OMG WHERE AM I OMG WHO ARE YOU OMG WHAT THE HELL IS THIS GOSH TELL ME!and one more,did you stop recording Turbo Dismount?
Did jacksepticeye JUST +1 my comment?
Michael Lott Did you JUST +1 yourself?
Oh crap. Did I? I meant to +1 jack's reply..
Best...intro....eva...
Jacksepticeye when a level says to sub to him
I too am extraordinarily humble
I died of laughter at the intro😭😭😭
You didn't
Mylo Alexander
Awww ur right...
YUP
2:29
the frick was that noise XD
He is speaking Boss language.
@@lonely.toaster ikr
If you play it enough times it sounds scary
That “NO!” at 2:31 though!
Aha
Hiy
...
*NNNOOOOOOHOHOHOOOOOORGH*
My favorite part of Jack's Videos is when he does a little tidbit right at the end after the outro, like for this one, he does some *interesting* hand motions, stares deeply into the camera and says "Magnum." Why? I have no idea, but it's hilarious!
I like to add those little Easter Eggs to see how many people watch the whole video :P
HE DID THE WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE
LOL
Manuel Reyes worm
3:11 hey look, Pete is now Mary Winchester. all he needs is some flames.
(I'll let myself out)
i feel bad cause I giggled at this xD
+Lucy Murray the feeeeeeeeelllzzzz
lol
Yay! I was hoping that someone other than me thought of that! ^^
NO
8:45 DAT FACE THO
Britney 54 i know dat face tho
Still kissable tho
30th like
8:50 oddly enough I was in the bathroom while watching this part. That's how much devotion I have.
#8:45
me too
Oddly enough when your taking a shit
reeeeeee
Thank you Jacksepticeye for being on TH-cam and making videos. You always make me smile.
Jacksepticeye I feel like this vid is your channels core. During this video you made me laugh 100000000000x more than I do daily. Love your channel and keep up the NON fake work
Oooookkkkkkk...First Jackspeticeye video. Subscribed. Fucking Amazing.
Also, Anyone know where he's from in Ireland?
Yes he is from America In Ireland T_T
he is somewhere in cork or kelly
***** From Ireland, still in Ireland
Local IrishMan Jacksepticeye is from Ireland
4:02 anyone else noticed the camera?
ANTISEPTICEYE!!!!!!
Mike
Mike maybe it's a hint to antisepticeye
Mike ANTI!!!!
The power he uses when he says Billy made him do that
3:27 "look im a halloween decoration, haboogabooga."
3:07 is also funny too
Dat intro dough HAAAAAAAAA : wiggles butt on bed : AAAAPYYY WHEEELD
S
What?
8:39 the septic eye is watching, always watching while you sleep, while you eat, oddly enough when you take a shit
the beginning got me laughing immediately thx for the good laugh Sean
Anyone watching this series again before the Christmas of 2020 just to make you happy?
"Oddly enough when you take a shit as well" Am I the only one who checks their toilet for a tiny eye named sam?
Yepp
Me too.
Yeah,you should probably get in an mad house then😂😂😂
I right you do not
FUCK IT
"Larry, it's your time to shine, bro!"
*Head explodes*
0:05 OH GOD
0:04
8 years later and these videos still make me smile
Same
hi Jack u are so awesome. u are my top 3 youtubers 1:jacksepticeye 2:daihi de nogla 3:markilpier and remind: THE SEPTIC EYE ALWAYS WATCHING!!!
That's the same list for me too!!!
5:59 THREAD THE NEEDLE
Made a small return lol
That intro was awesome
WHO else is watching in 2019? C:
Me
0:05 AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
near 2020 here
I am 1 year above you
Spring Red2000 I am four above you
after Christmas is the best time to watch the septic boss :)
after new year... WOOOOOOO! LIKE A BOSS!
Hell yeah
Ooh-wah-ah-ah-ah;
“Get up, come on, get down with the Segway”
4:02 That Glitch Reminded Me Of Anti Septiceye ._.
It is anti
Everyone: OMG THE INTRO WAS ABSOLUTELY HI-LAR-IOUS.
Me: I just wanna watch Sean’s Happy Wheels gameplay again ;_;
Best happy wheels intro EVER xD
I knew the episode was going to be good after the intro
"This Is What It Feels Like Times A Million...UUUUUUUHHHHHHH" Jacksepticeye 2014
that’s what she said
Thanks for making me happy all the time
“This is like Pokémon you wanna catch them all, here you wanna kill them all!”
😂🤣😂
That intro was so funny, anytime I'm feeling down or sad i watch it and it makes me laugh haha
Jack can teleport from his chair to his bed and back?! Is that a Boss skill as well?
Yes
No, he uses Photoshop and jump-cut editing... every youtuber doest that...
You went down here for nothing? LOL.
Police
No
because of the power of editing!
SUCH A GOOD INTRODUCTION
When he said the septic eye was always watching I high key thought of Anti even tho this is from 2014 (also who else watching in 2020 :p)
That thumbnail is my favorite XD
With the low frame rate face cam it makes it so much funnier
Best. Intro. Ever.
The intro is funny
He did the shimmy shammy
"get up come on get down with the Segway" I knows were you got that
That intro was magnificent
Is no-one gonna talk about the rage at 4:40 🤣😂🤣😂
The intro made me laugh
8:48 I was taking a crap when he said that... 😳
I've been loooking for this video for at least half an hour and I FINALLY FOUND IT! THE INTRO IS AMAZING!
6:12 I'M SO DONE I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING FOR 10 MIN STRIGHT!!! 😱😂😂😂😂😂😂
Jack: WOW!
6:38 he's so red!
If you knew what adrenaline is,you wouldn't be saying this
"Get up, come on get down with the segway!" 😂😂😂
I love how jack is always so aggressive around Billy.
He was singing Disturbed. Oh God.
When he said that I died with happiness😍😍😍 he just became my favourite person on this earth
YEA
Get up, come on get down with the segway😂
Down with the sickness (Richard cheese) look it up
Michael Burr. how rude😡😡😠😠😠
3:05 Jacksepticeye portrays Harry from Home Alone
Your my favourite TH-camr
*You're
Lachlan Mckenzie you're*
2010 jokes
The intro was amazing I actually cried a little becuase of its beauty
5:18 That sync tho
When you said "NO MORE ICE CREAM"!!!!! I REGRETED EATING ICECREAM EARLIER TODAY
4:18
Harpoon:YOU SHALL NOT PASS(Does a curse on jack that made his chracter sepertae his spine)
Jack:NO NO NOOOOO!!!!
Out of all the happy wheels videos (and ive watched them ALL) THIS one is my favorite purely because of the first nine seconds!!!❤❤❤
damn i love that what you did at 0:05 it made me laugh so hard thanks alot for ur great videos jack u are the boss of bosses
I laughed so hard I almost passed out from dizziness. 😂😂😂😂😴😴😴
What on earth happened at 0:04 it's like he just went off the screen for a second or what? haha.
When he did the press z level that was mine thank you so much for playing that jack
That’s awesome!!
4:01 and 5:30 HELLO ANTI
Hey Jack, this is going to be a great video and hopefully it'll cheer me up. My grandma is dying and she has 18 tubes in her and is now induced into coma. I'm going down tomorrow to see her with my grandpa, wish me luck.
Nick Colon I hope too, her issue is she overstresses herself. The kind where she doesn't want other people to do things for her.
***** I wish the both of you luck.
I wish both of you the best of luck.
I will pray for your grandma
I do the whole thing as well. I don't want people to do stuff with me. It makes me an "anti-social psychopath" as I am called. Happened since I was in Year 4/4th Grade.
4:33 funny part lol "r u serious"
I had closed captions on and it said brilliant Bobby and baby billy
Anybody else in a jacksepticeye marathon
I am
That is me everyday.
Me I need something to cheer me up. One of my best friends had a seesur on Friday and it was scary,creepy and made my cry because I thought he was about to die. So I needed something to make me laugh.
Omar Espino what do you think
10:23 your barber when you say “take a little bit off the top”
Dishonored 2 ad left me windblown. Jack, help xD
Present mike
Anyone here from 2021 looking back at the good ole days? 😟😭
Corona hit hard 🤕