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  • @dropout
    @dropout 10 ปีที่แล้ว +838

    When in doubt, "Duì" it out.

    • @DonnieDoesIt
      @DonnieDoesIt  10 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Thanks for watching. Any chance you can share it on the site? Would greatly appreciate it.

    • @icecollision
      @icecollision 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It means "that's right" so you can never go wrong!

    • @dropout
      @dropout 10 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Donnie Does Set me up with Cindy next time I'm in Shanghai and I'll see what I can do.

    • @DonnieDoesIt
      @DonnieDoesIt  10 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      CollegeHumor HJ for promotion. You got yourself a deal.

    • @TAEHSAEN
      @TAEHSAEN 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Donnie Does YES!! THIS MIGHT BE YOUR BIG BREAK! CollegeHumor PLEASE share his channel he really does deserve the subs! Please guys I love your channel too! :D

  • @vicesmadonna8151
    @vicesmadonna8151 5 ปีที่แล้ว +586

    He looks so much younger without sunglasses

    • @justinneilsonn2665
      @justinneilsonn2665 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I know it trips me out.. seems like two different people

    • @Hoetobeajew
      @Hoetobeajew 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@justinneilsonn2665 it was 4 years ago, he has aged and put on weight

    • @justinneilsonn2665
      @justinneilsonn2665 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Hoetobeajew yeah he needs to get some exercise... gotta push yourself once a week!!

    • @Warband1t
      @Warband1t 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He has really good looking eyes 😬

    • @Emegleshow
      @Emegleshow 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Indeed

  • @tRapdontRap
    @tRapdontRap 6 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    "Chinese or american girls which are more beautiful?"
    "Yes"

    • @Soloman_Gumball
      @Soloman_Gumball 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wicked smart to cast a wide net.

  • @rolliepollie_akasavi
    @rolliepollie_akasavi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +374

    Harvard Archeology 😂😂😂

    • @garywzh
      @garywzh 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ikr

  • @BeeLarryKing
    @BeeLarryKing 5 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    The amount of douch that leaves your body when your take off the shades is incredible

  • @joshua34289
    @joshua34289 10 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    what a horrible person that chinese woman was

    • @rubenarends124
      @rubenarends124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      she is looking for somebody on a dating show. nuffsaid

    • @wenxingwang7867
      @wenxingwang7867 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's why you should never trust any reality dating shows like The Bachelor.

    • @bushtucker88
      @bushtucker88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      she looks old. donnie deserves better and younger.

  • @1338-c9s
    @1338-c9s 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    This guy is a god damn LEGEND.

  • @strengthbuild
    @strengthbuild 10 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    And so Don the adventurer conquered China with the strongest weapons he could acquire, a silver tongue, goose and his Tom Brady Suisey™

    • @DonnieDoesIt
      @DonnieDoesIt  10 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Silver Tongue Don has a nice ring to it. Check out signup.thesuisey.com if you ever want to get your hands on a Suisey

  • @flyingpowerlogitech
    @flyingpowerlogitech 10 ปีที่แล้ว +444

    so basically chinese women want to do absolutely nothing and be 100% dependent on their partner

    • @anastasiakoo3381
      @anastasiakoo3381 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Also if you look at the psychological community standards in eastern countries communities are dependent on eah other and success is measured by community perception. While in the west success is based on an individual's achievement. Also it is common for husbands to take in parents and in laws and make sure they live with you and are fed and taken care of.

    • @AdiPrimandaGinting
      @AdiPrimandaGinting 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I think East Asians are still very strictly traditional on the wife-husband responsibilities, do not you think? I live in Indonesia on a specific Karo ethnic, there was a societal knowledge (I would not say this was a tradition) that it was common in the past that mothers worked more hardly than the fathers in the farm to support the family.
      Even today, if a wife and a husband works in society influenced by our ethnic, it is okay. Ask any Karo you meet, the ones with last name Ginting, Peranginangin, Tarigan, Karo-karo, and Sembiring (they are our head mergas/clans), I am sure most of them confirm my observation.

    • @abeurakadabeura
      @abeurakadabeura 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Different culture, different tradition.
      I am a Westerner and I really prefer the girl to keeps as the role of the girl and rely on me.
      I don't really like this bullshit equality of gender, so far I only see a higher rate of divorce and more people living in poverty. This equality doesn't work in our society's economy.

    • @11moleman
      @11moleman 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's partly down to statistics. Due to the one child policy many girls get aborted so there are now way more men than women. Therefore the women can be even more picky than they usually would.

    • @abeurakadabeura
      @abeurakadabeura 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well.. the stats are like 112/100 (if I recall well).
      And since the one child policy doesn't exist anymore, the difference between men and women are going to be lessen more and more.
      I don't think Chinese women want to be dependant on their partner, but just getting all the benefits from their partner's wealth while still being independant so they can leave whenever they want.

  • @frankbev327
    @frankbev327 6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    That blank stare when your holding her by the arms lol

  • @NornIronLegends
    @NornIronLegends 10 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Cant wait for Donnie Does Cocaine. That'll be a helluva video

    • @jordanloewen7636
      @jordanloewen7636 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Rustled Jimmies he already did molly at a rugby game and koed some Aussie, what more do you want from the don?

  • @marcpell133
    @marcpell133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    The Boston accent was strong before it dwindled away

  • @xiaobao4757
    @xiaobao4757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Dude you are hilarious! My Chinese wife hates you and that makes it that much funnier!!

    • @seanowens9683
      @seanowens9683 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      bahahahahaha

    • @deenzmartin6695
      @deenzmartin6695 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      hahahaha

    • @chad8251
      @chad8251 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why does she hate him because he has never done anything offensive and actually really tries to be a good person

    • @xiaobao4757
      @xiaobao4757 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@chad8251 She hates when foreigners in China act like knuckleheads. Basically different sense of humor between Americans and Chinese.

  • @Random_qubit
    @Random_qubit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    'as long as we are dating , for sure' lol too much bro

  • @j.a79
    @j.a79 10 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    LOVE IT!
    How can you NOT be the most subscribed guy on youtube?
    This is fucking gold.

  • @charliecooper3030
    @charliecooper3030 10 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    "We're making magic happen" perfectly describes how these dating shows are. You can say almost anything, regardless of how unnecessarily dramatic the questioning is, and despite the fakeness on the show from EVERYONE, the non-character actors were even more fake. Even her profile picture was 10x better looking than reality!
    Classic.

    • @DonnieDoesIt
      @DonnieDoesIt  10 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I told them I had an ex-girlfriend who moved to France for school. They made me change the story to "my girlfriend moved to France for school. I went to pick her up at the airport when she came home for Chinese New Year and she got off the plan with her new French boyfriend. I was so sad!" Guess French people stealing American guys girlfriends makes for good TV!

  • @BrittneySaid
    @BrittneySaid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Am I the only one who finds young Donnie super attractive?

  • @fangchengchen
    @fangchengchen 10 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Best video so far! Personally I don't like shanghaiese girl, they're kinda like LA girls, a bit shallow..

  • @Milkberry333
    @Milkberry333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I lost it at “If we are together, how can you take care of both me and the goose” 😂

  • @lawrencecd9453
    @lawrencecd9453 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Absolutely loved it. Favourite fella on TH-cam. You deserve so many more subscribers!!

  • @InternetOxpress
    @InternetOxpress 10 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Chicks that aren't married in their mid 20s are considered left over women. XD i'm gonna need to use that someday.

  • @NsRhea
    @NsRhea 10 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Dude, no joke The Rock is my favorite movie ever.

    • @DonnieDoesIt
      @DonnieDoesIt  10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ya man hands down my favorite action flick.

  • @skateride
    @skateride 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    dude yes, your best episode in a while. classic donnie

  • @TimmacTR
    @TimmacTR 8 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Wow, dude didn't even stress or anything.. xD

  • @NigelThornbery
    @NigelThornbery 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    0:37 the old asian guy smiling in the bottom left is so wholesome.

  • @chill3525
    @chill3525 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Can't believe I am just seeing this now but this was brilliant.

  • @peterwang6788
    @peterwang6788 9 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    man you are hilarious. Chinese girls are too picky or maybe its just her.

    • @Meownekox3
      @Meownekox3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      definitely her

    • @superfuzycat1
      @superfuzycat1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Puritania with that attitude she has to lower her standards

  • @justwondering1967
    @justwondering1967 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The hand on the shoulder during the post show interview is priceless. The funniest part of a very funny episode. It's genius because it's one take from one mind.

  • @kaiditmn
    @kaiditmn 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    7:06 "Comeback of the century" wearing the Brady Suisey!

  • @OnlyOnline2O1O
    @OnlyOnline2O1O 10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    videos are getting better and better donnie! (fresh suisey too)

  • @joshhumphries5707
    @joshhumphries5707 10 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Donnie teach me to be like you. You're my inspiration

  • @NHL07DS
    @NHL07DS 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Another genius video. I'm going to Cambodia next week for my own wee James Does adventure

    • @DonnieDoesIt
      @DonnieDoesIt  10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Have fun. Cambodia is a wonderful place.

  • @buddythecow
    @buddythecow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is the one where I accepted that Donny is basically just American Borat

  • @anajulaly
    @anajulaly 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Haha I love how at 4:29 When she says "you're very smart" but the subtitles say "your". Classic!

  • @Sditchvampire
    @Sditchvampire 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Greatest youtuber of all time right here

  • @TAEHSAEN
    @TAEHSAEN 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Huge thanks to CollegeHumor for sharing this video on their website. You guys rock!

  • @SimakSantana
    @SimakSantana 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "what was your major?" uhhhh archeology

  • @dpyxl
    @dpyxl 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm too late for Donnie's party.. now I have to back-run all your videos.

  • @jfuya2000
    @jfuya2000 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    0:40-0:48 - Holy shit! I just realized Donnie was shaving something down there O.o Careful with that razor, dude! lol

  • @evanhatmaker3087
    @evanhatmaker3087 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    “Now I’m very excited” all while it looks like he’s holding her hostage😂

  • @Xiuhcoatl_
    @Xiuhcoatl_ 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Definitely one of the best videos ! It was full on power play through and through. Can't wait to see what's next!

  • @utokayama5743
    @utokayama5743 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    How does this video not have millions of views this is the funniest shit I’ve seen on TH-cam for a long time

  • @stinkytofujohnson
    @stinkytofujohnson 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is fucking awesome man. I'm a Taiwanese-Canadian. (TAIWAN IS NOT CHINESE) and this made me laugh so hard at their conventional passive culture.

    • @stinkytofujohnson
      @stinkytofujohnson 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      冷靜 我不想跟一個陌生人在網上吵架. 我沒有說中國不好 我很喜歡中國 我也很喜歡台灣 有錯嗎? 我家的那一代在civil war之前就已經在台灣島上了 我是第23代

  • @evanderfavorites1
    @evanderfavorites1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This is literally "The Bachelor" on weeds. And I dig it. Lol.

  • @handleReallyDafaq
    @handleReallyDafaq 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Hahahahahaha, this cracks me up badly. Donnie you made my day. More videos plz

  • @darkkthief1626
    @darkkthief1626 10 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    you kind of looked nervous for the first time ever when you were on stage

  • @6figurestickfigure129
    @6figurestickfigure129 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I efff ing love this guy and without the sunglasses he looks like the worlds strongest bodybuilder

  • @mikesjourneycontinues7979
    @mikesjourneycontinues7979 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This channel is a goldmine hahaha! Watching your videos since yesterday! 😂

  • @darky529
    @darky529 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    8:00 LMAO Donnie celebrating in the background

  • @quiblyful
    @quiblyful 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You deserve more attention for your videos. All these are great!

  • @JxckMusic
    @JxckMusic 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great Great stuff man, you will be a shanghai celeb soon!
    Hope to see you around the city...

  • @nosrozh
    @nosrozh 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    LMFAO, "you very safe"

  • @mrzjohnson4
    @mrzjohnson4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It’s crazy that the company behind great content like this, also produces the call her daddy shit

  • @dangerzone9747
    @dangerzone9747 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This is the best day of my shitty life. LOL

  • @jackstenskie5796
    @jackstenskie5796 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Rock is an incredable movie , great shout Donnie

  • @kyleidavidson
    @kyleidavidson 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    'Your very smart' Donnie, unlike the guy writing the captions!

  • @whatsintheboxox3480
    @whatsintheboxox3480 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Oscar Wild-e” Rolf you’re the best Donnie 😂😂😂😂

  • @Jakeb978
    @Jakeb978 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey Donnie you videos always give me a laugh. Don't know how you don't get more views. Oh yeah fuck the Habs

  • @Temerairezs
    @Temerairezs 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Long. But worth the watch. You're hilarious dude.

  • @CollinAbroadcast
    @CollinAbroadcast 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    dway bombs LMAO

  • @danZ-bg3mz
    @danZ-bg3mz 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is fucking golden haha it is indeed some high quality shit. keep it up Donnie!!

  • @annamason8610
    @annamason8610 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Basically, my gma( Nancy) has an aunt (lil) and a son (Steven) then you. So ya were second cousins believe it or not😂

    • @DonnieDoesIt
      @DonnieDoesIt  9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Anna Mason haha yep, how did you hear about the videos?

  • @dfelits
    @dfelits 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Good morning over there! Omg! you are a genius, from now am your new subscriber and your fan from Mexico. Adios amigo!

  • @rzcrzc1449
    @rzcrzc1449 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Haha, you are the king. Those shots look like Zhongshan park area.

  • @weeknders
    @weeknders 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I think Donnies obvious mistake is not giving the mother his goose for the win.

  • @InnerChild
    @InnerChild 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Donnie I love your show!!

  •  10 ปีที่แล้ว

    hahahaha!!! man! you should come to Foshan to my mexican restaurant and make the Mexican Spciest Challenge in China! great videos!

  • @mikemccarthy7475
    @mikemccarthy7475 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Haha epic stuff Donnie, you rock!
    That woman was no fun one can tell immediately.

  • @barrientes361
    @barrientes361 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Don in the mirror was hilarious reacting to her.

  • @GiorLANDOCalrissian
    @GiorLANDOCalrissian 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    OH MY GOD Donny please I can't every video you make brings me closer and closer to some a stroke.
    And at the same time I just can't stop watching. I think I've got a good 3 videos left in me.

    • @DonnieDoesIt
      @DonnieDoesIt  10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Crushing smokes and causing strokes. Thats my motto. Thank you!

  • @harouneziad5262
    @harouneziad5262 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Big fan of your work Donnie! I lived in Shanghai for 7 years, so its nice to recognize some of these things about Shanghai and China. I was wondering how did you get to be on the TV show. Did they contact you or did you guys contact them?

  • @ThouxanbanTony
    @ThouxanbanTony 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:36 bottom left corner. "Just looking good for the camera"

  • @chrisr5649
    @chrisr5649 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I’m showing this to my Chinese Aussie gf 😂

  • @luisramirez-oe8no
    @luisramirez-oe8no 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great come back donnie nailed it!!

  • @mono-ex2nv
    @mono-ex2nv 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    rush hour 3 and the rock LMFAO this is so fucking gold

  • @oski632
    @oski632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    ultimate troll love it

  • @jackadams7586
    @jackadams7586 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    One of my favorite videos you've make now that was great

  • @ronangalvin413
    @ronangalvin413 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Dropping a boatload of dui bombs!"

  • @KOFilms797
    @KOFilms797 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    8:06 Donnie just creepin in the background lmao

  • @chad8251
    @chad8251 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sounds like her Swedish friend wont move to China and take care of the mom

  • @TAEHSAEN
    @TAEHSAEN 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Loved your vid as always Donnie.. Keep it up bro you''re gonna get big I promise!! Haha I really wish I could see more vids from you!! Keep it up man!

  • @dylandickeson2929
    @dylandickeson2929 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    8:03 the hoon destroyer

  • @benderbendingrodriguez6697
    @benderbendingrodriguez6697 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The best way to embrace rejection is always with a happy ending 😂

  • @djdivix
    @djdivix 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Had to revisit this video after the news of the Tug Rule controversy, Love the jacket Donnie. #FreeBobKraft

  • @Mr.paint123
    @Mr.paint123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Pulled a Tom Brady
    4th quarter
    Hail marry play
    👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

  • @nirnir1354
    @nirnir1354 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ending was GANG

  • @camaroness
    @camaroness 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That ending was the best

  • @seansullivan5554
    @seansullivan5554 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Donnie is a blessing to us all

  • @conservat1vepatr1ot
    @conservat1vepatr1ot 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I wasn’t ready for him without sunglasses.

  • @coreycook6213
    @coreycook6213 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Best video so far!
    Epic

  • @annon123
    @annon123 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dude this was awesome!!!! So funny!

  • @MrTCBJ
    @MrTCBJ 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    great video! keep it up. no idea how you only have such few views.

  • @Disguisesidufufucr
    @Disguisesidufufucr 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Damn Donnie you will wear your sun glasses anywhere.

  • @yeshidorjee
    @yeshidorjee 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol when she said you talk a lot.....I was like here we go again.

  • @safewaycart
    @safewaycart 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Raw Talent.

  • @TheVarrx
    @TheVarrx 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Legend

  • @jackbauer4101
    @jackbauer4101 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    ABSOLUTE GOLD

  • @alesandro4863
    @alesandro4863 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Keep killin it. Ull be at a million in no time

  • @kevincheng96
    @kevincheng96 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wow this was interesting! YOU LEGEND!

  • @CSpartan6
    @CSpartan6 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    haha this is awesome stuff man. keep it up bro.