I love how Brittany was just assuming everyone was going to die by commuting suicide. Legit like Sarah said “Am I going to die outside?” And Brittany said “That’s up to you.” I’m weak.
i honestly do not know why Americans decided that the continent is called australia like........ do y'all not include Melanesia, Polynesia and Micronesia and all the other islands?? Bc over here, the continent that includes all the regions I just mentioned + Australia is called Oceania
@@zoepetersen6636 well i mean, part of russia is considered to be european and the remaining territory is in Asia. but yea it is one continuous piece of land... but that's not the point. idk hahahahaha it was just a completely misplaced rant im sorry
12:50 “Weasel” refers to a family of mammals. A ferret is one species of weasel. Mongooses are a different animal entirely, and meerkats (like Timon from Lion King) are a type of mongoose. Just in case anyone cares.
I’ve high key watched this specific video at least a solid 50 times 😳 and each and every time it has me rolling that Brittany just has a bald cap on. No wig, no hat just a bald cap 😂 I literally live for these 2 gals
Caih Duxbin to clear that up, she only makes videos with her actual friends. She doesn't like the fakeness of a collab. Which is understandable. They did hang out on brittanys birthday so you never know, she did collab with James Charles.
“I went to my dermatologist and said LOOK AT MY HAND and she said guuurl you’re gonna have to live with and I said...This is my story” i can’t do this anymore 😭😂
Sarah's Katya isn't even that bad! the hair and lip are very good, it's really just the face shape, Katya uses her face features to do her makeup Also Brittany's Trixie: Bald, pink, and insane makeup
Alexa Parlapiano I laughed so hard for ten minutes straight. I wasn’t even making noise oh my god my eyes were fuckin waterfalls 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I feel high after laughing that hard
“do you think I’d look good with a beard?” “like a gay boyfriend?” “yeah” “yeah I think you’d look good with a beard” “a gallon of water is *eight pounds??”* “yeah” *”werk!!”* “oh my god! John C Riley?” I can’t
"we were both raised in a Christian home, so we have a pretty decent fear of the after life" "Yeah I would say that death is my #1 fear" ... *ouf* I feel that
"What are the three states of matter?"
"What is happening, what has happened, and what will happen. And that's on live, laugh, love"
I'm done
she tweeted ur comment, congrats luv
Family
Friends and
*God*
@@tristamfs3542 wait no she dint
@@juliamae3166 sarah did
That shit took me out
mum i want trixie n katya,
mum: we got trixie n katya at home
trixie n katya at home:
died
SA IN NSJAHDNWJSBBAA I CANT
😂😂😂😂👏👏👏
ingrid armona AAAAHHHH this sent me!
this is EHHhhh???
this whole video is hysterical but sarah saying “and he was 5’7” about jesus left me in tears
Chloe Clark time stamp?
Empress Awkward 19:03
The average male height when Jesus was alive was only about 5’4”-5’5”
short king
I was about to talk about Louis Tomlinson but I’m not gonna-
brittany in trixie drag but with no wig, just a bald cap on KILLS ME
FR
drag mr clean
Delete it bald
@@nikakhaiauri3478 delete it, bald 😌✨
This entire video was the female version of "da vinkee?"
OH MY GOD
I thought this was mean but I just had to watch more of the video
I fucking snorted I can't
*”I can’t believe Isaac Newton invented apples”* I’M ACTUally cryING
not the APPLES
I'm SCREAMING
im half asleep rn and i read this as "I cant believe Isaac Newton has inverted nipples" and i dont know how to feel about it
I’m legitimately crying at y’all trying to figure out physics
Gravity is y = mx + b. High school students are screaming.
I love how they still didn’t realize it after asking Siri
my homegirl was thinking about free fall gravity equation (g = -9.8 m/s2) 😭😭 IM GONE
they’re so chaotic it’s hilarious
“Who was the author of James and the giant peach?”
“Stephen King”
Av Mc I CANT
That movie was scary enough for him to direct it tho
SHE WAS SO SERIOUS ABOUT IT TOO
that one ENDED me
ROALD DAHN I FREAKING LOVE HIMMMM!
I love how Sarah is telling this traumatic story while Brittany does her eyebrows with a literal hair comb
Little did we know that this video would start one hell of a friendship between Anne Ally and Trixie Mattel.
ANNE ALLY
"I saw someone die when i was 14"
"Is that why im gay?"
😂😂😂
9:50 "F Equals G M Little One, M little two, Over R Big two, i mean high two" - I can't deal with how you read out that equation haha
Lmfaooo
Ikr it’s cursed
"f is falling"
I’m ur 1000th like
high two
"What was one important thing Abraham Lincoln did?"
"Get shot"
I immediately went “had slaves” sis he ABOLISHED SLAVERY 💀
Rachel Michele LMAOOO
I WAS CACKLING
I'm fucking dying. :D
I love how Brittany was just assuming everyone was going to die by commuting suicide. Legit like Sarah said “Am I going to die outside?” And Brittany said “That’s up to you.” I’m weak.
In my head I was like "is it??"
Its haunting how aerodynamic Brittany looks
this makes exact sense
She has the same aerodynamics as a Boewing plane ✈️
I love how she used an actual comb to comb her eyebrows.
I saw that but I wasn't gonna say nothing 😭😭
when she pulled a full comb i DIED
“I pulled up in my crocks”😂😂💀
Trixie does too tho so she’s following the tutorial???💀
i was just about to comment this. i was hoping i wasn’t the only one 😂
Fave internet duos all in one vid: Brittany and Sarah, Trixie and Katya, and Cody and Noel lmaooo
Madeline Hammons factsss
Saaaaame
YES
Danny and drew
And jenna and julien!
"What's the formula for gravity?"
"y = mx + b"
she was so confident for a sec 😭
that’s for a coordinate plane or something 😭💀
@@cinnamongirl11 it's a formula for a straight line 💀💀💀
@@loisf_12 what the fuck. I- no. ❤
@@liviajohnson4918 yeah I swear it is 💀
"Which country is both an island and a continent"
"Iceland" (its Australia)
"omg why are you so gooooood'
WHILE SHE'S LOOKING DRAMATICALLY IN THE DISTANCE like a QVEEN 😂😂
i honestly do not know why Americans decided that the continent is called australia like........ do y'all not include Melanesia, Polynesia and Micronesia and all the other islands?? Bc over here, the continent that includes all the regions I just mentioned + Australia is called Oceania
over here i mean in brazil
@@catarinaroman8097 idk, i think whoever decided just went for the largest landforms. All Asia, Russia and Europe are kinda combined into one right?
@@zoepetersen6636 well i mean, part of russia is considered to be european and the remaining territory is in Asia. but yea it is one continuous piece of land... but that's not the point. idk hahahahaha it was just a completely misplaced rant im sorry
how is no one talking about “do you think i’d look good with a beard?” “like a gay boyfriend? yea i think you’d look great with a beard”
When she smacked her bald cap I- 😂😭
Girloftitanium 01 she did it when i read this 😂😂
I started crying
19:16
@@elliepumpkin1 bless you
That’s a mood.
I’ve never felt “my last two brain cells” harder than this
Especially at 12:56
when brittany marries post malone i hope he raps over a beat of her burping
I completely forgot that I liked this comment and now I rewatch the video and spit my coffee because of this comment all over again
Damn. I love seeing fresh comments on old videos.
she combed her eyebrows with an actual comb 😂
This is the comment I was looking for like what lmao
the comb was so big too 💀
Brittany sitting there in Trixie makeup with a bald cap on and a Chanel phone case is the funniest thing ever
It took me way too long to realize Sarah isn’t wearing a wig she just gave herself fake bangs 😂
Katie Peck holy shit lmaooo 😭😭😂😂😂
*wait, WHAT*
It took me till I read this😂
She is supposed to be Katya, and katya loves a clip on bang
i’ve watched this video three times, and it took this comment for me to realize
i am in tears over 'theodore roosevelt' 'no but close' 'teddy roosevelt'
just like an actual episode of UNHhhh, this did not stay on topic for long
@Ashton Slawinski oh my goddd that would be pure chaos
I thought Unhhhh was something u made up and now I googled it
@@victoriawaitz84 lol no its a real thing
@Ashton Slawinski I want this to happen
The generic version of UNhhhhhhhh 😅
12:50 “Weasel” refers to a family of mammals. A ferret is one species of weasel. Mongooses are a different animal entirely, and meerkats (like Timon from Lion King) are a type of mongoose. Just in case anyone cares.
Interesting
I say “girl I have been lied to by the Christian community” 14 times a day
if y'all made a podcast I swear to jesus
helena THATS A GOOD FKN IDEA 🤣😍🙏
helena oh my god i listen to podcasts while i drive so i would crash my car from laughing too hard
I’d kill someone for that 👉👈
.... veronica ....VeRoNiCa.... VERONICAAAAAAA... i think that’s her
i wouldnt be able to keep a straight face then i would look creepy
“What was one important thing that Abraham Lincoln did?”
“Uh-shot”
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Imagine being their neighbour and just hearing “this kiss! This KISS!” *indistinct muttering* “PROTON PROTON PROTON!!”
I’d be worried a poltergeist lived there
"a gallon of water weighs how many pounds?"
"at least a couple"
I MEAN SHE ISNT WRONG
LMAO * talks about a girl dying * Brittany “that’s not funny” Sarah “is that why I’m gay” and starts laughing
"And he was 5'7"
"Oh my god he was 5'7"
short king
neinei wait....they were roommates...
oh my god they were roommates
god i can’t believe youtube is free
free from sin. and we all say THANK YOU to ALL three states of matter, periodt. ☺️
@@quillenkai6714 what about NASCAR
I just wanna let you know we got the same last name
shhh don’t give them any ideas
Don’t give them ideas 👄
im an astrophysics student and y'all trying to figure out the formula for gravity sent me,,, my wig flew and landed on ms issac newton's head
I just finished AP Physics and Chem and I'm having war flashbacks watching this
Lol... I'm a civil engineer and OMG... I died!!!
im just a freshman in highschool during quarantine dying over a joke i sure as hell dont know the answer to when i learned it last year 💀
Thank you Ms Newton for inventing wigs 🙏
“I’m gonna afford a therapist this year” is the realest thing I’ve heard. Therapy works if you can afford it
“what was one thing Abraham Lincoln was famous for?”
“got shot” 😭
Sarah talking about death while getting into drag is extremely Katya™️
i love that brittany was perfectly fine with just a wig cap
What is a right in the Declaration of Independence?
“The right to remain silent”
SLSJFHSJAJSHDDHSJHSS OOF TOO REAL
Well.. its bill of rights but you're not wrong
She really said “Eric Stotle” for Aristotle 😂😂😂
I love that Brittany decided to go with “pre-wig” Trixie LOL! She’s fierce with or without it! And more importantly, she’s an Ally!
"F is for falling"
P H Y S I C S
F is for their grades back in high school
no F is for formula
Aaron Cade no, f is for friends that do stuff together
F is for fysics
"A gallon of water weighs how many pounds?"
Me, a European: wHaT
Me, an American: w o t
Metric is so much easier, 100ml of water weighs 100g
I think its either 2 or 1
Blue Mei it’s 8 pounds
@@melancholymyth what is a pound? Like I know it’s a measurement but is it big?
“I can’t believe Issac Newton invented apples” omggg lol
Sam I fr thought you’re pfp was Michael Jackson #NoShade
WHEN SHE STARTED WHIPPING HER HEAD AROUND AT 16:36 I LOST IT
ISTG EVERY TIME SHE DOES THAT I’M SENT
as an engineering physicist this truly was a wild video
I can just imagine you creasing for the entire video over the backwards logic these two invented 💀
This took me out of my depression for roughly 23 minutes and 52 seconds
Fun fact: When Sarah did her physical interpretation of what a lever looks like, she actually did the American sign for “table.”
The more you know 🌈
Lmao the tapping part at least.
Imagine seeing someone sign table by doing it the exact way she did
I think it’s the sign for “all day” at least it is in my region
I got "I Dream of Jeannie"
Not Leah Where are you from?
Actually it’s more like the sign for “All day”. Table is more of a tapping of your forearms together while horizontal 😊
“You’re going to have to tell your sexual partners you have Psoriasis.”
“Welcome to the stage Mrs. John Wilkes Boooooothe.”
I’ve high key watched this specific video at least a solid 50 times 😳 and each and every time it has me rolling that Brittany just has a bald cap on. No wig, no hat just a bald cap 😂 I literally live for these 2 gals
"Oh my god, John C. Reilly?"
Snatched my soul and teleported me to mars.
3 states of matter:
Live, laugh, love.
You HAVE to make a Vid with Jenna Marbles.
I hear jenna just does videos with anyone on command
Caih Duxbin to clear that up, she only makes videos with her actual friends. She doesn't like the fakeness of a collab. Which is understandable. They did hang out on brittanys birthday so you never know, she did collab with James Charles.
Actually I just saw on Twitter Jenna and Brittani were together 5 days ago. I apologise for my ignorant comment
Until I see that video only then am I willing to go six feet under😂
Mystic Angel it’s on brittanys TikTok
“I went to my dermatologist and said LOOK AT MY HAND and she said guuurl you’re gonna have to live with and I said...This is my story” i can’t do this anymore 😭😂
LMFAOOOO
Sarah: “F is for falling”
Spongebob: “F is for friends who do stuff together”
Sarah's Katya isn't even that bad! the hair and lip are very good, it's really just the face shape, Katya uses her face features to do her makeup
Also Brittany's Trixie: Bald, pink, and insane makeup
as someone who just finished my physics course, i can confirm F = falling
More like F = failing ❤️ that’s the force of gravity equation
The most stressful moment in my life was watching them trying to figure out the formula for gravity IM PISSSSSINGGG
Watching you two discuss basic physics is both horrifying and hilarious
Joel Kahn bro I really wanna show this to my physics professor lmao
i don’t know why this moment is killing me but 19:15 when she slaps her bald head
I straight LOOOOOST IT when she started with the science questions. this will forever live rent free in my brain
“The earth is at least how many billion years old.”
“2020 :)”
The world didn’t begin when christian people started counting
Maud Douglas-andersson
didn’t and christian, i’m sorry.
ifellinlovewithatree haha thanks I’m Swedish and can’t even spell in my own language so...
"who wrote the declaration of independence?" JOHN C. REILY???? when i say i choked on my quesadilla
Alexa Parlapiano I read quesadilla as tequila and I thought you were the baddest bitch
I LOST MY MIND AT THAT PART
Alexa Parlapiano I laughed so hard for ten minutes straight. I wasn’t even making noise oh my god my eyes were fuckin waterfalls 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I feel high after laughing that hard
Sarah: Guesses completely different person
Britanny: "CLOSE"
Hello Madison
god i miss these two
I’m high while watching this for the first time and I’m literally loosing my MIND. 💀💀❤️ Brittnay you are the new Jenna marbles for my soul
No one:
Brittany and Sarah: I’m gonna give the gays everything they wanted
“Who wrote the Declaration of Independence?” “JOHN C. REILLY”
O’ O’ O’ O’Rileeeeyyys … Autoparts ❤️✨
as a drag queen with a physics degree, this video hurts me 😂
This is late but damn double homicide
@@maliciousqueefer3427 DOUBLE HOMICide NHHHH
So what's your drag name, Miss I. N. Tiffic?
@@matiassanchez1362 please that’s amazing
The accidental asmr of Brittany slapping her face while baking is so funny for no reason
4:40 Brittany's foundation shade is crazy 😭🤣
They’re both such natural born comedians with the way they think so quickly on their feet to tie jokes back in later in the video tbh, I love it.
I say this all thw time but I literally an baffled at their timing🤣
7:10 lmaooo they really said: ⚪️ 🏀
😂😂 IM FUCKING DEADDDD
"and that's on live, laugh, love"
I yodeled
WHEN SARAH SAID THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT I DIED SHES SO FUNNY
19:10
When she hit the bald cap I lost it 😂🤣😂
“do you think I’d look good with a beard?” “like a gay boyfriend?” “yeah” “yeah I think you’d look good with a beard”
“a gallon of water is *eight pounds??”* “yeah” *”werk!!”*
“oh my god! John C Riley?”
I can’t
me on my physics final “the three states of WHAT matters; family 👨👩👧👦👊🏻 friends 👨🏻🌾🧑🏻🌾💃🏻🕺🏻 and god 🙏🏻😜”
"Philadelphia is the CENTER of New England"
Me: *from Massachusetts* Oh
RIGHT?
me: *from philly* ok
*stares in townie*
Yup lmao
"what is one thing Abraham Lincoln is known for?"
"Got shot"
I CANT BREATHE PLEASE I-
21:06
**laughs in former criminal justice student**
4:38 "did i ever tell you the time that i found a dead body?"
Dead bodies guys, how’s this look?
i was riding my bike one day
and in a ditch i spotted a mannequin i thought it was a mannequin i thought of all the ways i could dress it up and everything you know
turns out it was actually a corpse. a dead body.
this replies really teleported me to mars
“Yeah I’ve been to a funeral , wouldn’t recommend it , pretty sad.” 💀💀💀 I’m dead (no pun intended)
Nobody:
Brittany: *combing brows with a full ass comb*
She still couldn’t get those oats smooth tho 😂😂
"Who wrote The Declaration of Inderpende-... Inderdeben-... Independence?"
"Oh my god, John C. Reilly?!"
Idk why Stephen King writing James and the Giant Peach killed me more than anything
18:04 I lost it right there. The sheer amount of confidence even though she knows it's bullshit. lmao
"who was the author of James and the Giant Peach?"
"Stephen King"
“What was one important thing Abraham Lincoln did?”
“UH, SHOT”
JEJEIQBEKSBSJSJS
15:00 "That's a slur" How do y'all come up with this 🤣
Whenever I need an immediate dose of serotonin i come back to this video
"we were both raised in a Christian home, so we have a pretty decent fear of the after life"
"Yeah I would say that death is my #1 fear"
...
*ouf* I feel that
Hello there
she even does the trixie thing where she pauses then SCREAMS. and that's her laugh.
" I can't believe Issac Newton invented apples"
-Brittany broski 2020
Not me now just getting the fact that BRITTANY LIKED MY COMMENT WTFFFF
sarah coughing into her hand had me checking the upload date
the fact Sarah sat there and said Steven king wrote James and the giant peach is sending me