What Do You Want Us To Do With Your Body After You Die? 💀🪦 w OnlyJayus -

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  • @julia_3169
    @julia_3169 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23543

    My mum: “What do you want to be when your older?”
    Me: *”A Tree”*

    • @harperadele
      @harperadele 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      😂😂😂

    • @fightclub7577
      @fightclub7577 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@clairricksaving up for your death is the most useless thing ever

    • @unanimoustuba_
      @unanimoustuba_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      Me who drew a grave on the “me at 100” page on the 100th day of kindergarten

    • @k.ferguson9385
      @k.ferguson9385 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I actually want my body to help tree grow or help natural some way or another

    • @editoristic
      @editoristic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@clairrick another proof of how stupid a comment can be

  • @ElSings
    @ElSings 2 ปีที่แล้ว +894

    Brings a whole new meaning to “shine bright like a diamond”

  • @Katieanimatesrandombs
    @Katieanimatesrandombs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10499

    “Oh hunny, lovely song! What are you listening to?”
    *”Grandma”*

    • @bugluvr44
      @bugluvr44 2 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      LMAO

    • @mariwashere3191
      @mariwashere3191 2 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      That had me laughing out loud and I was supposed to be asleep an hour ago, I hope my brother didn’t hear me 🤣

    • @CadenceCanCreate
      @CadenceCanCreate 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      💀😂

    • @sijasanu
      @sijasanu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      💀💀

    • @raynakumar2528
      @raynakumar2528 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      💀

  • @Angel-od2zo
    @Angel-od2zo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +964

    "My girlfriend turned into the moon."
    "That's rough buddy"

  • @machiavellianseries5630
    @machiavellianseries5630 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1718

    “I love this engagement ring!! Where did you get it??”
    “My grandma”

    • @Jewels2845
      @Jewels2845 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Lmao

    • @L3X13M1K4
      @L3X13M1K4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      “Oh so it was from your grandma”
      “No it’s my grandma”

    • @YelanSimp55
      @YelanSimp55 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I wanna become the diamond bc then someone who misses me very very much can wear me and not know it

    • @_.purple._.pancake._4929
      @_.purple._.pancake._4929 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      ​@@L3X13M1K4 'Oh your grandma gave you hers?'
      'No.' 'It IS my grandma..'

    • @gregoryparks2291
      @gregoryparks2291 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@YelanSimp55 I agree. That would be nice.

  • @hushl4654
    @hushl4654 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2445

    “kids look, it’s great aunt betty”
    “but mom- that’s a firework”
    “i know”

    • @GoatEditz123
      @GoatEditz123 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@Bruh Bruh done

    • @goodsoup3937
      @goodsoup3937 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      underrated comment

    • @TheLittleSpoonz
      @TheLittleSpoonz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      BABY YOU'RE A FIIIIIIIIREWORK

    • @natalie_productions
      @natalie_productions 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yess 😂

    • @aydenlim9421
      @aydenlim9421 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ​@@GoatEditz123 cant tell if you're joking or you really just subbed to a bot💀💀

  • @stxr66
    @stxr66 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1657

    “Be careful with this ring, it’s a family heirloom”
    “Where did our family get this ring?”
    “ *Grandma* “

    • @naylisyazwina6836
      @naylisyazwina6836 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      funeral is probably like $10 in Malaysia. Maybe $20 or $30. Muslims don't use a box to bury in the ground

    • @Obi_The_Guard
      @Obi_The_Guard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ​@@naylisyazwina6836 ok?

    • @knight23106
      @knight23106 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ​@@Obi_The_Guard they probably forgot to exit out of a comment before making their own. So they accidentally replied to this.

    • @Obi_The_Guard
      @Obi_The_Guard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@knight23106 makes sense 😂

    • @claydordrive4069
      @claydordrive4069 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Oh was it grandmas engagement ring or something
      No it IS Grandma

  • @windexcandle
    @windexcandle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +479

    So this is what Barbie meant when she said “You can be anything! 😃” .

  • @idonthavethetimeforthis
    @idonthavethetimeforthis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2515

    “Where do you think you’ll go when you die?”
    “A diamond.”
    wtf-💀

    • @PANdora95Flowers
      @PANdora95Flowers 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      "Stolen"

    • @raindeer9787
      @raindeer9787 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Hey, you can become your own family heirloom. 💍

    • @AkariSeasonDragon
      @AkariSeasonDragon 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​​@@raindeer9787 ikr you can tell your kids about it before you die and say "I will always be with you in spirit and literally physically with you."

    • @meliodas69420
      @meliodas69420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ​@@raindeer9787 MWUAHAHAHAH GENIUS

    • @hopeful2495
      @hopeful2495 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Shine bright like a diamond-

  • @Ihaveadog230
    @Ihaveadog230 2 ปีที่แล้ว +716

    “What a pretty tree! what type is it?”
    *”Mom.”*

    • @LadyBrutus
      @LadyBrutus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      You're comment deserves more recognition than it has, like in the thousand's famous

    • @Devulini
      @Devulini 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      LMAO

    • @StreetSr
      @StreetSr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lmao

    • @1uvbeez
      @1uvbeez 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      💀💀😭😭😭😭😭

    • @Ross_muirhead2373
      @Ross_muirhead2373 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      💀

  • @Mr.Coolzies
    @Mr.Coolzies 2 ปีที่แล้ว +374

    That would be such a fire playlist. One might even say to die for

  • @qaziuk8574
    @qaziuk8574 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Bro took "Baby im a fireeeeework" to a whole another level

  • @urfatherwithmilk5008
    @urfatherwithmilk5008 2 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    "Bob look at this goofy ahh coral reef!"
    "Bill, THAT'S MY UNCLE TOMMY"

  • @fruitydishofpasta
    @fruitydishofpasta 2 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    1:“Yo dude sick tattoo”
    2:“Thanks it’s my grandma”
    1:“T-that’s a flower”

  • @oj6753
    @oj6753 2 ปีที่แล้ว +802

    You don’t realise how badly I want to be a vinyl with songs like “the witch is dead” or “I’m still standing”

    • @ytghost8982
      @ytghost8982 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Lmao same🤣... Imagine being the ghost that haunts a vinyl record

    • @LivesInHerBooks
      @LivesInHerBooks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I want to turn Into a playlist of celebration tunes. This is how I will be remembered

    • @_1star
      @_1star 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@LivesInHerBooks 💀

    • @raindeer9787
      @raindeer9787 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      YOU COULD BE PLAYED AT YOUR OWN FUNERAL.

    • @yourmom33373
      @yourmom33373 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Mine would be "Staying Alive" 💀

  • @theonedoesnotsimply
    @theonedoesnotsimply 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    That gives a whole new meaning to my nightmare where people turned into trees.

    • @MrAfrojoe89
      @MrAfrojoe89 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That may have Biblical significance/relevance/meaning

  • @hel2727
    @hel2727 2 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    "hey, that's a cool tattoo! what is it?"
    "my mom."
    💀

    • @dylancubanofficial456
      @dylancubanofficial456 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "No, thats a **insert tattoo design here** wdym??"

    • @iwanttodie9745
      @iwanttodie9745 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      *muscle man crys* she died a week ago

  • @tobynorris9081
    @tobynorris9081 2 ปีที่แล้ว +429

    When i die turn my into a vinyl record of complete silence interrupted by vine booms

    • @tenzinmoe6665
      @tenzinmoe6665 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Nah man whoever puts me on is listening to ten hours of rush E mixed with occasional spurts of mine diamonds

    • @Dr.Toffel
      @Dr.Toffel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      When I die I want to b put in a hour glass that rotates its self so I can continue to waste people's tim

    • @tenzinmoe6665
      @tenzinmoe6665 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Dr.Toffel brilliant

    • @tenzinmoe6665
      @tenzinmoe6665 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Dr.Toffel if it was quick and quiet you might be able to trick people and troll them for the rest of time

    • @Dr.Toffel
      @Dr.Toffel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tenzinmoe6665 genuis

  • @hopeful2495
    @hopeful2495 2 ปีที่แล้ว +836

    "Ooh, a record, I wonder what it plays!"
    *turns on*
    "BOI YOUR BETTER PUT ME BACK IN MY CASE OR ILL WHOOP YO A-"

  • @fatdawg1635
    @fatdawg1635 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    That sounds so adorable!
    An old woman is about to pass, and she asks her true love to turn her into a record for the song that he played to make her fall in love 😭❤

    • @apurvagupte3312
      @apurvagupte3312 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Honestly most might wanna troll their family by making themselves into baby shark

    • @juhis5936
      @juhis5936 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rickroll

  • @landreyparks5798
    @landreyparks5798 2 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    “i love your ring, what kind of diamond is that?”
    *”grandpa”*

  • @Idkrlly_rlly
    @Idkrlly_rlly 2 ปีที่แล้ว +592

    "Wow Jimmy what a beautiful firework show!"
    "I know my mother always wanted to fly..."
    "AYO-"

  • @AngelsPrefer_Yae
    @AngelsPrefer_Yae 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    “Cute ring, how many karats is it?”
    “My dad”

  • @skullsweatz
    @skullsweatz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    I definantly want to become a tree so when some random dudes in the future dig up this tree to put a property or smth there they will think I am some insane other worldly godly being that grew a tree with my body.

    • @thanuridisara3712
      @thanuridisara3712 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dats a great idea😂

    • @modspecs
      @modspecs ปีที่แล้ว +1

      this comment deserves more recognition.

  • @RainieMae
    @RainieMae 2 ปีที่แล้ว +492

    I’m turning myself into a diamond and making myself into a ring for my brother to propose to his future fiancé with💀

    • @bradleywhais7779
      @bradleywhais7779 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ??? Please dont hurt yourself…

    • @RainieMae
      @RainieMae 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@bradleywhais7779 I’m not….

    • @cybershadow5697
      @cybershadow5697 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RainieMae It seems as though you plan on dying before your brother gets married which implies you have plans to do so

    • @RainieMae
      @RainieMae 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@cybershadow5697 It was a joke, but no, I enjoy living😅

    • @jupiterrs
      @jupiterrs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      actually weirdly wholesome???

  • @user-ms1mb6eq3y
    @user-ms1mb6eq3y 2 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    "Omg girlll that ring looks so good what type is it?"
    "My friend"

  • @l6ki
    @l6ki 2 ปีที่แล้ว +569

    imagine if I die and my ashes are put into ink and my son gets a tattoo made of me, and then when he dies his ashes will partially include me, and then his son gets a tattoo made of him AND me, and for the next 500 generations each person has more and more people in their tattoos

    • @anyabrown5263
      @anyabrown5263 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      That would be sick

    • @kokonafriedchicken9031
      @kokonafriedchicken9031 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      that's so cool

    • @ItsJustBIaze
      @ItsJustBIaze 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      or you can make a forest of trees, surrounding the family house

    • @yurithesurgicalthigh3600
      @yurithesurgicalthigh3600 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@ItsJustBIaze that sounds like a place I wouldn't go at night

    • @jesstudor2336
      @jesstudor2336 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      My mom did that with my dad

  • @Yeonjuns_respect07
    @Yeonjuns_respect07 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    “Sir what can I help you with”
    THEY STOLE MY RING AND ADULTNAPPED GRANDMA

  • @Slixcy
    @Slixcy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +913

    when I die turn me into a vinyl record of just a never gonna give you up for 8 hours

    • @mrbonesman2627
      @mrbonesman2627 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "This Mfker still rickrolling even in the afterlife"

    • @Andresfs29
      @Andresfs29 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yess

    • @Bobthecatguy
      @Bobthecatguy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You know how I feel

    • @atch300
      @atch300 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lol that’s not how vinyl records work

    • @cursedrax5439
      @cursedrax5439 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Be doom music

  • @shim64
    @shim64 2 ปีที่แล้ว +489

    my grandfather actually got put into a tree. he sits at my uncle's house today. we loved him, and we still do. ♥️

    • @marmar4792
      @marmar4792 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Imagine someone buys the house and chops down the tree and sees a dead body

    • @shim64
      @shim64 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@marmar4792 he was cremated, also thats pretty rude ngl

    • @Tommy06235
      @Tommy06235 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@marmar4792 they cremated him into ashes so that it would just be a tree of ashes not a tree of a dead body

    • @Officially_n0vaa
      @Officially_n0vaa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@marmar4792 that’s actually pretty disrespectful

    • @sadistcm0nst3r35
      @sadistcm0nst3r35 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Officially_n0vaa did their comment say something else if so what? Because I don’t find it in the least but disrespectful but I saw that it said edited

  • @balloonman1560
    @balloonman1560 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My boy Frank Sinatra took “fly me to the moon” to a whole new level

  • @eden_xoxoxo
    @eden_xoxoxo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    “To get you in their body” 💀💀💀💀

  • @sirpicklesthe1st863
    @sirpicklesthe1st863 2 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    “Grandpa always said he wanted to fly again… so i put him in a firework!”

    • @red_raptor2732
      @red_raptor2732 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Grandpa boutta be a flak 20mm

    • @satan2.025
      @satan2.025 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Two sentence horror stories be like:

  • @satan2.025
    @satan2.025 2 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    Jayus: “For somebody else to get you in their body.”
    Me: goes straight to comments 👁

    • @non-existent4717
      @non-existent4717 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤨

    • @ezpznoob8092
      @ezpznoob8092 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That would be the first time 😞😞😞

    • @CyberandPolar
      @CyberandPolar 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Erm actually outside they’re body - 🤓

    • @TheDiamondCrowbar
      @TheDiamondCrowbar 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Giggidy

    • @satan2.025
      @satan2.025 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CyberandPolar say that to jayus 🤷‍♀️

  • @ShockedRin
    @ShockedRin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Yo, beautiful tattoo ! What kind of ink is that?"
    *"grandpa"*

  • @supercat82b20
    @supercat82b20 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    My teacher actually talked to my 5th grade class about this while we were having a big class conversation in the morning, and he always said he would do the tree one, he said " I dont want my kids, grandkids, and possibly great-grandkids to visit me at a sad graveyard, i want them to be able to have fun while around where i was buried. I always loved playing around trees as a kid, and i want them to be able to play on one with the memory of their dad or grandpa in their head." I always loved him.

    • @samiyahwilliams206
      @samiyahwilliams206 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aww he sounded like a cool and interesting teacher ✨😊

  • @notsoGraceful_grace
    @notsoGraceful_grace 2 ปีที่แล้ว +651

    * dies *
    * becomes record of never gonna give you up *
    i have achieved my goal in li- wait

    • @_aconite_cj_
      @_aconite_cj_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I WAS THINKIN THE SAME THING SKSJSJ my personal fav was to either get turned into tat ink orrr get donated.

    • @alexandryaholmes5120
      @alexandryaholmes5120 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      THIS IS GENIUS LMAOOOOOO

    • @noonerulesmeBLUD
      @noonerulesmeBLUD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I fookin love it

    • @niabiii
      @niabiii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      you have achieved your goal in life, in death

    • @willowparker6118
      @willowparker6118 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same

  • @robertgough161
    @robertgough161 2 ปีที่แล้ว +493

    turns into vinyl record: you spin my head right round right round when you go down

    • @timothymantor7332
      @timothymantor7332 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      🙃🙂🙃

    • @Woodleaf_critter
      @Woodleaf_critter ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No become the best rickroll ever😂

    • @leszley_-2480
      @leszley_-2480 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I would choose Riptide by Vance Joy

    • @kaymane
      @kaymane ปีที่แล้ว +1

      id prefer the original

  • @gwendolynswift4990
    @gwendolynswift4990 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The fireworks one gives Ginny and Georgia vibes 😂

  • @laytonpro8655
    @laytonpro8655 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Not gonna lie the vinyl idea sounds pretty cool, make yourself you’r fav playlist so your family can rock out to your memory

    • @reKomaAgain
      @reKomaAgain 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yeah but vinyls are fragile and no one wants to drop uncle billy on the ground

    • @JackKendaddy_tangerine
      @JackKendaddy_tangerine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm gonna make mine wap

  • @carmenharris6713
    @carmenharris6713 2 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    if ima turn myself into a vinyl record, you best bet that the first song on it is highway to hell😂

  • @brittanyschmalfeldt6761
    @brittanyschmalfeldt6761 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    When my grandma passed we put her ashes into one of those bio-earns. We buried it under a rose bush. For so many years my grandma tried to grow a rose bush but couldn't thanks to the dry Texas heat, and now she has her rose bush. I also have a tattoo of roses on my chest with her name and date of birth and date of death. The roses on my chest look almost identical to the roses that my Grandma's ashes are currently growing.

    • @johnross2924
      @johnross2924 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Grandma's Bush 😳

    • @lita_starr
      @lita_starr 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      this sounds so wrong

    • @loverkitt1
      @loverkitt1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      that’s beautiful ❤

  • @brokejames
    @brokejames ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Frank Sinatra be like:
    "FLY ME TO THE MOOOOON"

  • @justsomerando2658
    @justsomerando2658 2 ปีที่แล้ว +398

    Honestly, I wanna become a coral reef.
    I may be destroyed like 5 years after but it's pretty wholesome

  • @amberstaton323
    @amberstaton323 2 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    "People would be like inhaling me" got me laughing si hard

  • @jasonyt100
    @jasonyt100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    “Oh my god your necklace is so beautiful!”
    “thanks it’s my dad”

    • @Starbis8
      @Starbis8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      U didn't have to cut me off-

    • @RandomRiniGrace
      @RandomRiniGrace 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      this person had their late wife turned into a diamond ring that he put on a chain. and his new gf thought it was creepy and said nobody would want to date him. I personally think that it's cool since It means he's dedicated 🤷

    • @nvermr
      @nvermr 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Starbis8 doesn't make sense

    • @DxrkViz
      @DxrkViz 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      u mean from ur dad right no i meant its my dad

    • @NumbNutt
      @NumbNutt 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@nvermr You don't know that meme? Where someone does or says something shocking or whatever and it cuts to the big brain images with that song?

  • @novemberrobinson5584
    @novemberrobinson5584 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I'd absolutely love to be a coral reef after I die, it's something that's close to my heart and I'll be where I wanted to be, the ocean all my life!
    I think for me, that's a lot cooler than being a firework because I'm scared shitless of those things.
    Also another cool option is a tree, your loved ones will always feel like you're close with that one. Plus you're doing something nice for the environment atleast after your death

    • @Mrs.Jekyll
      @Mrs.Jekyll ปีที่แล้ว

      I'll have to research being a coral reef, because I wanna give my body to nature

  • @_E.V.A.
    @_E.V.A. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    "Hey love what do u wanna be when u grow up"
    "A playlist"

    • @LeeKnowKnowz
      @LeeKnowKnowz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I suddenly wanna know the genre of said playlist

    • @finneas_soss
      @finneas_soss 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LeeKnowKnowz My preference, I would be an alt pop/alt rock playlist.

    • @LeeKnowKnowz
      @LeeKnowKnowz 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@finneas_soss ooooo nice

    • @finneas_soss
      @finneas_soss 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LeeKnowKnowz :3

    • @LeeKnowKnowz
      @LeeKnowKnowz 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@finneas_soss mine would prob be just highway to hell 😂

  • @wanyenloh2802
    @wanyenloh2802 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    “And you can grow INTO A TREE”
    Elves in the lost cities: *i am several parallel universes ahead of you*

  • @1k1ga1_
    @1k1ga1_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    BITCH IM BECOMING A CORAL REEF AND NO ONE. NO ONE CAN STOP ME

  • @NEWZ_EDITZ
    @NEWZ_EDITZ ปีที่แล้ว +3

    For just 3000$
    Me : calculating my whole net worth ✨

  • @V0oxdo0
    @V0oxdo0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    *Me with the vinyl option:* Never gonna give you up-

    • @picklerick2861
      @picklerick2861 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I would literally die for such a good Rick roll

    • @V0oxdo0
      @V0oxdo0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'd be Rick rolling for life lmao 😂

  • @Rickety-Rick
    @Rickety-Rick 2 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    I wanna get turned into a vinyl labeled “_____’s last laugh” and the only song on it is Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up.
    Even in death, I’ll be laughing still.

    • @IamP0ncho
      @IamP0ncho 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That’s some joker shit right there

    • @iiitsnaomiii
      @iiitsnaomiii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      good idea, ill be stealing this

    • @jupiterrs
      @jupiterrs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ah yes i shall become the ultimate rickroll

    • @thatonething7141
      @thatonething7141 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That was my first thought when hearing about that 😂

  • @charliemayfilms1550
    @charliemayfilms1550 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    THE REEF ONE- I’ve always wanted to live in the ocean. Now I can posthumously

  • @justlilly7653
    @justlilly7653 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The tree pod is the creepiest thing I've ever seen. It literally gives me a flight or fight response

  • @alex_pier
    @alex_pier 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    On deathbed
    "Son *cough* turn me into my mixtape. It's fire."

    • @kyrastang2280
      @kyrastang2280 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "ok grandpa"
      vinyle record starts playing renagade

  • @Xplainn93
    @Xplainn93 2 ปีที่แล้ว +347

    If they don’t turn my body into a Nine Inch Nails vinyl when I die, I’m not dying.

  • @kaI-hw5xj
    @kaI-hw5xj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Do you realize how hard it is for me to pick between becoming a tree and a part of a coral reef??
    This is not the type of decision I thought I would hypothetically make.

    • @connormessenger4756
      @connormessenger4756 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      no see, the only right option is to be turned into a record player with "I'm still standin" and "another one bites the dust" as the songs on it, sounds kinda like a bad decision but it would certainly lighten the mood after you die, people would have something to remember you by, and some good tunes to :D

    • @marmar4792
      @marmar4792 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm stuck between the firework, diamond, or tree

  • @BethanyRita
    @BethanyRita 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I just wanna be buried like a family pet. No box in the backyard under my favorite tree. If my husband passes around the same time I want us buried literally together, put us in a cuddling position. I want to touch him for eternity.

  • @oliviaiaa
    @oliviaiaa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    "ooh! the moon looks so pretty! I wonder if theres an astronaut up there."
    *thinks*
    "my grandma is there"
    "WTF-"

  • @hyphen__
    @hyphen__ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    "what a beautiful tree, what type is it?"
    grandpappy.

    • @claradiamondpaints
      @claradiamondpaints 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Omg why is this so sad but also beautiful 🥹😭

    • @Jordaniangeo
      @Jordaniangeo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ILOVEYOUAINTTHATTHEWORST
      @ILOVEYOUAINTTHATTHEWORST 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I died reading this

    • @bookobssesduk
      @bookobssesduk 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@Slivxersvoid- utb MAXINEMAYFIELD sooooo you a coral reef or a diamond or a tree

    • @zwpsl
      @zwpsl 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ILOVEYOUAINTTHATTHEWORST so what option did you pick😊

  • @cutebun4139
    @cutebun4139 2 ปีที่แล้ว +606

    "So, God, why am I in hell again?"
    "You put Highway to Hell in your vinyl of yourself"
    "..."
    "Oh, you also rickrolled your mom when she tried to listen to your playlist"
    "Let's go-"

    • @squib.i
      @squib.i 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      thought about ruining the 69

    • @Eva-tc5hu
      @Eva-tc5hu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And if i put Stairway to Heaven 🤔

    • @AllTime-
      @AllTime- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Eva-tc5hu ascension to heaven 💀👍

    • @ThePoisonIvy232
      @ThePoisonIvy232 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Eva name buddiessd

  • @hilol3626
    @hilol3626 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    if i grow into a tree and someone cuts it down to use the wood, i’m haunting them for life

    • @Mrs.Jekyll
      @Mrs.Jekyll ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, thats what I'm afraid of. I'd rather provide nourishment to nature. I'll have to research the coral reef thing

  • @sheaplayzroblox2014
    @sheaplayzroblox2014 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    "mummy, when i die can u turn me into a tree?"
    "sweetie, thats not how you-"

  • @alexcrazy1492
    @alexcrazy1492 2 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    The diamond one is just making me think of a scenario where is someone’s getting married, and they’re just like
    Person 1 :be careful with this ring it was my grandmother
    Person 2: you mean your grandmother’s
    Person 1: did I stutter 😑

    • @angel_cat
      @angel_cat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It would make for a great haunted legend that no one would want to steal it. 😅

    • @litzy3238
      @litzy3238 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      LMAO😭

    • @alexandrasanchez.
      @alexandrasanchez. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      BRO THAT WOULD BE HILARIOUS 😆

    • @alexcrazy1492
      @alexcrazy1492 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Then they pawn it off

  • @Andyschmidt_1913
    @Andyschmidt_1913 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    My cousin was a paramedic who died while on duty, and had her ashes sent to space. We all miss you, Marina! RIP ❤ 🌷

    • @Reizen.Matzuru
      @Reizen.Matzuru 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      How will you visit them?

    • @iixauros
      @iixauros 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@Reizen.MatzuruBro🤣🤣

    • @kinda.silly.
      @kinda.silly. 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Reizen.MatzuruJit really went there 💀

    • @zahidrealifeandgaming3206
      @zahidrealifeandgaming3206 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rip I had a friend named marina not tryna be rude but we're u guys in new York?

    • @christinayoung7147
      @christinayoung7147 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh my god, I’m so sorry to hear that

  • @UserUser-uq6ml
    @UserUser-uq6ml ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "I love you to the moon and back" lol

  • @karman9518
    @karman9518 2 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    The one I’m going with is pencils. Imagine being at someone’s funeral and there’s a box of pencils and it says “Take one of me!” With a picture of me winking

    • @bladestruck
      @bladestruck 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Thats kinda fun ngl...

    • @karman9518
      @karman9518 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@bladestruck that’s the point

    • @Katrina-et9zq
      @Katrina-et9zq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This is the humor I live for…. Winking with a thumbs up 😂😂

    • @danielnswainful
      @danielnswainful 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Til someone gets nasty with it and sticks it where the sun don't shine

    • @vioIetharmon
      @vioIetharmon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      HAHAHAH

  • @Vladimirpuddin
    @Vladimirpuddin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    My dead body playing a 10 hour loop of never gonna give you up

  • @The-True-KingYT
    @The-True-KingYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Me: *Puts my wife and kid’s ashes into tattoo ink*
    Also me after multiple days of full body tattoos: *GOD OF WAR THEME*

  • @numba1Tamarifan
    @numba1Tamarifan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bro with the first one someone bouta turn into kratos 💀💀💀

  • @OnyxCore9676
    @OnyxCore9676 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I literally thought of you today and was like “why aren’t they showing up on my recommended?” And yet here you are I’m so happy thank you for the facts.

    • @Banan1622
      @Banan1622 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same tho

  • @tatjanamccauley6814
    @tatjanamccauley6814 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    When I was 17 I took some of my dad's ashes and put it in the ink, got a tattoo on my foot with his name and stars. He'll always be with me.

    • @thegrimmestreaper44
      @thegrimmestreaper44 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Imagine being immortalized onto a foot
      Jokes aside that's a really nice sentiment

    • @summerb9113
      @summerb9113 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      no hate but its giving
      "He'll always be with me🙂🔪. forever and ever. i love my dad😀. so much hes a part of me now. until the day i die, where ill see him again"

    • @sole9177
      @sole9177 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@summerb9113 what about it? Is it wrong to miss someone and just want them with you?

    • @eiyp3
      @eiyp3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Unless u lose ur foot in an accident.
      Yes something is definitely wrong with me, I don't know why that was the first that that popped in my mind,and I don't know why I commented it,and I don't know why I'm not deleting it and I don't know why I'm writing this bullshit,I guess I'm just being lazy,I should go study,cya brother I hope u don't lose ur feet,and even if u do,don't blame me

    • @sole9177
      @sole9177 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@eiyp3 that’s deep lmfao

  • @CuriusGorg
    @CuriusGorg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Suddenly my fear of death has been calmed

  • @daughterofapollo4
    @daughterofapollo4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "So you can grow into a tree!"
    Thalia: It's not that fun though

  • @choibyeol_neverland_official
    @choibyeol_neverland_official 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    i better be a vinyl record with the complete txt playlist

    • @that_gaystan
      @that_gaystan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      OMG YESS. I JUST STARTED STANNING THEM AND I LOVE THEM SM

    • @choibyeol_neverland_official
      @choibyeol_neverland_official 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@that_gaystan OMG YES IM SO GLAD YOUR TASTE IS ELITE🛐

    • @that_gaystan
      @that_gaystan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@choibyeol_neverland_official FR. do you listen to stray kids??

    • @choibyeol_neverland_official
      @choibyeol_neverland_official 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@that_gaystan YES OMGG

    • @olleydd7976
      @olleydd7976 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      OMG YALL 4 ARE SO COOL ISTG YOUR MUSIC TASTE ELITE I WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH YALL

  • @anintenseyawn
    @anintenseyawn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    I’m actually going to do the record thing. My family all has songs that remind us of each other, and my dad and mom picked out a song for me, and everyone I’ve dated has gotten a song. So I will have a life full of songs by the time I die for sure.
    💀That and I’ve always hated the whole box in the ground cliche.

    • @rome8473
      @rome8473 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      0⁰

    • @leeleesilent5845
      @leeleesilent5845 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’m going to do that but Rick roll

    • @Random_bird_
      @Random_bird_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@leeleesilent5845bro ur like 5 lol

    • @leeleesilent5845
      @leeleesilent5845 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Random_bird_ 5 years older than you

    • @carolinedunne8810
      @carolinedunne8810 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@leeleesilent5845I thought about that too

  • @Grace-nt1ow
    @Grace-nt1ow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    Now i want to be turned into a record and when everybody goes to play it after my funeral thinking it will be me saying something super inspirational, they will just get rick rolled.

    • @Fricking_Missile
      @Fricking_Missile 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Perfection

    • @Minorskillissue
      @Minorskillissue 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah bro get turned into a almond tree so people can eat your nuts and even turn it into milk.

    • @chrissmith6862
      @chrissmith6862 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep....lol and crazy trained and the last song..nights in white satin

    • @elliottnussey7516
      @elliottnussey7516 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN

  • @Clownish.mp4
    @Clownish.mp4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i am totally becoming a vinyl, bernadette will literally be a part of my soul

  • @PlasmuhYT
    @PlasmuhYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    getting myself turned into a vinyl record that plays Never gonna give you up.

    • @ayushsuccaram0710
      @ayushsuccaram0710 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was thinking the same thing😂😂😂

    • @spammyboy2412
      @spammyboy2412 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I literally just said that to my sister and brother when I heard that lol

    • @user-po6nb1xd7d
      @user-po6nb1xd7d 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Just Rick roll everyone to remember you

  • @jxzdoesstuff
    @jxzdoesstuff 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This takes the song which has
    "Baby your a fireworkkkkk"
    To a whole different level

    • @lily_davies28
      @lily_davies28 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm dying 😂

    • @Carnibee
      @Carnibee 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I literally thought this comment as I was scrolling and yours popped right up

  • @superstars_ofc.
    @superstars_ofc. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    “What’s that one coral reef called again-?”
    “ *Azula.* “

  • @sellygomez075
    @sellygomez075 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "where do u want to die?"
    "oh me? i want to go to the moon"

  • @yua5287
    @yua5287 2 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    dies
    Becomes one of the family jewels that will inevitably get lost because somewhere down the timeline one of my predecessors will hand me down too early and the teenager will drop me down the sink probably

    • @bxbygurlshay6518
      @bxbygurlshay6518 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Better pray they don't turn on the garbage disposal

    • @KenithLemley
      @KenithLemley 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@bxbygurlshay6518 bouta die a second time

    • @raaiyahborah15
      @raaiyahborah15 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ouch💀

  • @kalolikadey
    @kalolikadey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "Mom,I'm so excited"
    "Why"
    "Help me decide what to choose after dying"

  • @altu8590
    @altu8590 2 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    $9000 man i literally cant affort to die 💀

    • @メランコリ私の友達
      @メランコリ私の友達 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      cant afford to live and cant afford to die either. It's so messed up when u think about it, especially living in the us (idk abt the rest of the world), u cant afford to get medical help and when ur about to die u cant let urself give up bcuz u literally can't afford it like, what am i supposed to do then 💀💀💀

    • @altu8590
      @altu8590 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@メランコリ私の友達 fr, everything is too expensive, like no one wants an ambulance, like, if i got hit by a car, and someone wants to call an ambulance, id just get up, like people could threaten me with calling an ambulance 💀

    • @NormalGirl02
      @NormalGirl02 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      To expensive to die. To expensive to live, I cant do anything without paying

    • @XKURAMAX
      @XKURAMAX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@メランコリ私の友達 fr

    • @chadsmith7697
      @chadsmith7697 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      To be honest I think having a funeral should be free

  • @raindreemurr
    @raindreemurr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I’d do the coral reef if I’m not married (and an adult), corals reefs are dying and I’d like to add one more.
    But if I’m married I’m going with the box in the ground or becoming cremated (probably the first).

    • @alexandrasanchez.
      @alexandrasanchez. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I know it would be so great to be turned into a coral reef or a tree because it helps the environment

  • @hellowhosme
    @hellowhosme ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I always wanted to donate my body for medical schools or for transplants, at least it will help someone.

    • @duncanbryson1167
      @duncanbryson1167 ปีที่แล้ว

      Likewise but here 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 it's either or as I understand. Also in Scotland one has to opt out of organ donation. This came into law several years. I need to get a form sent away for medical dissection. It also has to be witnessed.

  • @agayntrans_raspberry
    @agayntrans_raspberry 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    my playlist if i got turned into a record
    DINNER-ER IS NOT OVER-ER-

  • @prince_of_weebs5836
    @prince_of_weebs5836 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I actually think it would be so cool if they got my personal Playlist and made it into a vinyl with my ashes, they can feel like they still k ow me even after I die

  • @snizzle9521
    @snizzle9521 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I saw a couple shorts you did about what your struggling with and I just want to say I hope you’re doing better and not to give up. There’s a lot left to be experienced and so much beauty in this world. I’m glad you’re a part of it :)

  • @KylieR13
    @KylieR13 ปีที่แล้ว

    That last one actually means a lot to me because my friends dad passed away to cancer and his ashes are gonna be sent to the moon ❤

  • @Drawnspy
    @Drawnspy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    You can get your ashes in for someone else to put on it
    Kratos: I'm 4 parallel universes away from you

  • @sillylotusedits
    @sillylotusedits 2 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    Imagine being turned into a record, and your grieving family and friends just stand there listening…
    ✨“ i’M oN tHe hIgHwAy tO hELŁ”✨

    • @-WOGGLES-
      @-WOGGLES- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      💀

    • @doge6803
      @doge6803 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP

    • @mommy2zs
      @mommy2zs 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂 🏍️

    • @nathansuh9504
      @nathansuh9504 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

    • @hans1253
      @hans1253 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@doge6803
      Nahh the hell man💀

  • @We_Can_Olive_Together..
    @We_Can_Olive_Together.. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    “Awh that’s a cool tattoo, what’s the meaning”
    “Oh it’s my mom”
    “Ohh cool, like something that happened?”
    “No, it’s literally my mom.”
    “…”

  • @I_Found_You.
    @I_Found_You. ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Personally I want to donate my body to people in need of legs, eyes, etc… this way I know others will be able to live a healthier life. 😊

    • @electricangel1001
      @electricangel1001 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah but… you could also turn into a vinyl record for WAP

    • @expertgaming
      @expertgaming ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@zesinglebadgerfluffakaalfredo💀

  • @preppyxoxo72
    @preppyxoxo72 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    My mum: “what do you want to do with your body when you die?”
    Me: “I wanna become a skeleton in a classroom!” 😃

  • @venomghoul
    @venomghoul 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    ...
    So you're saying i could just
    Become the playlist for my funeral
    ..
    Hell yes

  • @brianarnold8666
    @brianarnold8666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Hey listen to this sick playlist."
    My prerecorded voice; I AM the playlist

  • @danii.089
    @danii.089 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My idea: I’ll put my ashes into the vinyl and inside will be my fav songs I used to listen lol