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  • @gabr1elawesome
    @gabr1elawesome 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1251

    *_The dolphin one belongs in_*
    *_r/iamatotalpeiceofshit_*

    • @madafaka2666
      @madafaka2666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Jotaro would be pissed

    • @gabr1elawesome
      @gabr1elawesome 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@madafaka2666 *_I fucking love this_*

    • @oldcowbb
      @oldcowbb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      thats not just mildly at all

    • @zayvn8182
      @zayvn8182 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Apparently, from what I've read from Metro. The event happened in Argentina. The baby dolphin was already dead with a bunch of other dolphin babies and there was no Lifeguard around. The reason of death is not known.

    • @gabbie9561
      @gabbie9561 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @LiceBugExtreme Lamma how is it a woooosh tho? without context it's not clear and people will just assume it's fully tourists fault?

  • @justinthompson6364
    @justinthompson6364 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5682

    I'd say killing a baby dolphin is beyond "mildly infuriating"

    • @TheeNero
      @TheeNero 5 ปีที่แล้ว +319

      Beyond Extremely Infuriating

    • @wilpedoslumpd
      @wilpedoslumpd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      You don't say

    • @justarandompersoniguess
      @justarandompersoniguess 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Came right from dolphin HQ... wow

    • @highirsk426
      @highirsk426 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      You dont say

    • @michellemitreski6678
      @michellemitreski6678 5 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      I'm actually quite sure that it is actually animal abuse.
      All those people should have gone to jail for killing the dolphin.

  • @suborgtfo.4433
    @suborgtfo.4433 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2051

    Worst feeling when you try to peel a sticker off something but it comes out half pasted and half teared... 🗿

  • @jacobyuan9442
    @jacobyuan9442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +416

    “Baby dolphin killed”
    Jotaro..... >:(

    • @BlazingEmerald428
      @BlazingEmerald428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yare yare, daze

    • @maki-roll5416
      @maki-roll5416 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Why does giorno looks so cursed who made that

    • @KORONEVIRUS
      @KORONEVIRUS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I, Jotaro Kujo, am about to ORA some asses.

    • @Bigbigger1009
      @Bigbigger1009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Son? Is that you?

    • @elrohirshouldercheaptrick9452
      @elrohirshouldercheaptrick9452 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jotaro is already there and time stop ORAd the shit out of everyone!

  • @loganj9664
    @loganj9664 5 ปีที่แล้ว +403

    11:31
    -------
    The actual story is that people got horrible service at a resturant and they left the tip like that to be petty.

    • @hanadashi3910
      @hanadashi3910 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      An eye for an eye

    • @hardm0nk3y
      @hardm0nk3y 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@hanadashi3910 makes the whole world go blind

    • @ResidentMilf
      @ResidentMilf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It's not hard to beat though. Just clean up the ketchup, then slide the glass off the edge of the table into your bin.

    • @loganj9664
      @loganj9664 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@ResidentMilf yeah but it would still be annoying.

    • @eros1702
      @eros1702 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I respect thier pettiness and aspire to be like that one day XP

  • @aidetund6263
    @aidetund6263 5 ปีที่แล้ว +752

    That poor Dolphin. I'm genuinely pissed off at all those people for doing that. I don't even think that's legal.

    • @Joel-gu9vv
      @Joel-gu9vv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      same, it isn't.

    • @bonelessbones2934
      @bonelessbones2934 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Should’ve been on trashy

    • @davelimbird
      @davelimbird 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      throw those idiots in the ocean

    • @engieboi89therealone19
      @engieboi89therealone19 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Please pin this comment!

    • @dreamlandbuds7710
      @dreamlandbuds7710 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      DyariPlaysRBX I mean, it’s just those Chinese people, but sure blame all of us, including you.

  • @bigboobs8893
    @bigboobs8893 5 ปีที่แล้ว +585

    That silence after the cat smashed that lava cake tho

    • @TheCimbrianBull
      @TheCimbrianBull 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      I find it equally mildly disturbing that the cat is going to make a mess with chocolate paw prints wherever it goes. Plus having to wash the foot of the cat as well.

    • @jeffreyhu9014
      @jeffreyhu9014 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You profile **was** my phone background

    • @bigboobs8893
      @bigboobs8893 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@jeffreyhu9014 bruh thats a weird ass confession

    • @mansonchan6257
      @mansonchan6257 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@bigboobs8893 sauce please

    • @Sticiboi
      @Sticiboi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      za warudo You just had to pick hentai as you profile picture... AND OF COURSE IT HAS TO BE THE KIND I LIKE!

  • @iamnotamango
    @iamnotamango 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    i like watching r/midlyinfuriating and then watching r/mademesmile to make me feel better now

    • @Lenore_Pearl
      @Lenore_Pearl 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow that’s smart

    • @Aero24..
      @Aero24.. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same or r/ memes

  • @DarkShadow84
    @DarkShadow84 5 ปีที่แล้ว +625

    1:23 That's not mildly infuriating. That's "I wanna know the name of every involved person so I can end their lifes with my own hands" infuriating. >:(

    • @mactony4
      @mactony4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      By drowning them all, Karma.

    • @imppro
      @imppro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You wouldn't do crap

    • @longcat266
      @longcat266 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Toaster Strudel it can never be too far with such sin

    • @wildwolfgaming148
      @wildwolfgaming148 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ..take a selfie with the corpse XD jail time

    • @aidedwarrior2413
      @aidedwarrior2413 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wow guys calm done

  • @supanerdreviews4056
    @supanerdreviews4056 4 ปีที่แล้ว +650

    “Your package is expected to be delivered by December of 2020”
    *sees 2020 so far*
    Good luck with that

  • @tessyboy7158
    @tessyboy7158 5 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    The dolphin and spiderman ones were more than mildly infuriating.

    • @crystalgemgirl731
      @crystalgemgirl731 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Agreed. Just let the kid have Spider-man on his grave! You have enough money!

    • @tonytonychopper999
      @tonytonychopper999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wildly infuriating

    • @vastsolidity2450
      @vastsolidity2450 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sivanah Barbee There was little context given on the reason they removed the Spider-Man stuff on his grave. Reason being is that they didn’t want the child’s idol/superhero to be a symbol above his grave, kinda changes the vibe of the decision and makes it understandably so

  • @asaniwater8192
    @asaniwater8192 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    3:39 **sacrifices cat to cthulhu**

  • @thefernpersonwoahg
    @thefernpersonwoahg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +573

    3:12 That, my dear friend, Is " *Ground Beef* "

  • @linksonofgoku
    @linksonofgoku 5 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    "Divorce her"
    That escalated quickly

  • @SienAppelsien
    @SienAppelsien 5 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    The pensil cracking off when it's ideally sharpened... THAT SHIT HURTS SO BAD
    It always happens to me

    • @Skeletude
      @Skeletude 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same thing I feel ya

    • @chloeemarchese5308
      @chloeemarchese5308 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Pensil? Did you say.... _pensil?_

    • @tacodude3423
      @tacodude3423 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It hurts too much when it snaps especially when u drawing and just got ready

    • @SienAppelsien
      @SienAppelsien 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tacodude3423 yeah omg or when you need them really sharp and fine at that moment so you can't just sharpen back to a normal tip but you have to go for it again...

    • @MlgShrek1247
      @MlgShrek1247 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Not try to be rude but it's pencil not pensil

  • @capybara3668
    @capybara3668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I love how you can kinda see who’s narrating
    Lexi has funny pure titles that go with the thumbnail,
    And Damien and just about all the others have “cease”

    • @jatarokemuri5443
      @jatarokemuri5443 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I just realized the thumbnail has pizza heart backwards

    • @Wolf_Girl3691
      @Wolf_Girl3691 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jatarokemuri5443 I don't know what you mean by that

  • @therjschannel904
    @therjschannel904 5 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    Someone: (has a wife/husband that eats food differently)
    Emkay: *DIVORCE* *THEM*

    • @CemeteryDriveClown
      @CemeteryDriveClown 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'd marry the male version of them, I hate toppings.

    • @lowqualitydio2727
      @lowqualitydio2727 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      XD Shuf you WHAT??

    • @CemeteryDriveClown
      @CemeteryDriveClown 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      low quality DIO What? It's disgusting, the bread and sauce are amazing.

  • @boonzaiboi3696
    @boonzaiboi3696 4 ปีที่แล้ว +797

    It’s extremely infuriating that the baby dolphin getting killed is on mildly infuriating

    • @threedaysgrace2233
      @threedaysgrace2233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      That One Bonsai you know what. If there was r/extremely infuriating then it would be there.

    • @threedaysgrace2233
      @threedaysgrace2233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      heavenly floop found it and hate it

    • @seanr1647
      @seanr1647 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s only a baby and therefore smaller meaning it is mild not extreme

    • @SadSaintsFan
      @SadSaintsFan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sean Roche what?

    • @mezikaza4628
      @mezikaza4628 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Not trying to be mean here, but WTF are you stupid?!

  • @TWKstuttgart
    @TWKstuttgart 5 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    1:48 LifeHack: Just put cold water on top of the tea bag dish and put the whole mug in hot water. The mug wie slightly expand and the dish will shrink. Just a little bit, but it will be enough ♥

    • @laurahurst8901
      @laurahurst8901 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Or just tip the mf over so it falls out

    • @cynthiaclaudio3653
      @cynthiaclaudio3653 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Or you can break the mug

    • @brandonbeagle836
      @brandonbeagle836 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      im pretty sure the fast temperature change would shatter the mug but ok

    • @SakuraAvalon
      @SakuraAvalon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Brandon Beagle It would take more than that to shatter a mug.

    • @cynthiaclaudio3653
      @cynthiaclaudio3653 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @ it was a joke relax

  • @masterchef-tq4rx
    @masterchef-tq4rx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    4:10 imagen the first guy to see this “Jesus is that you”

    • @darkmare3662
      @darkmare3662 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ha HOO HAH

    • @esalvador4197
      @esalvador4197 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      D O R I M E
      I N T E R I M O A D A P A R E
      D O R I M E
      A M E N O A M E N O
      L A T I R E
      D O R I M E N O
      A M E N O

    • @roachdaddy4267
      @roachdaddy4267 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Uhm, buddy, it's imagine

    • @jatarokemuri5443
      @jatarokemuri5443 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Soon

  • @artisticarcheopteryx5358
    @artisticarcheopteryx5358 5 ปีที่แล้ว +656

    as a female the fact that our clothes often have fake pockets personally offends me

    • @yangemma3928
      @yangemma3928 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Petition to make female cargo shorts

    • @jjwallace4767
      @jjwallace4767 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Loser we have pockets 😜

    • @RamenRaccoon
      @RamenRaccoon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      IDK why that's a thing. JUST LET BOTH GENDERS HAVE POCKETS!!!

    • @crystalgemgirl731
      @crystalgemgirl731 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ditto. I have such a pair, it's very annoying.

    • @sxftpixie
      @sxftpixie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah. and the bras, THE BRAS.

  • @Leifdoe
    @Leifdoe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    One does not simply:
    *eat a pizza with a fork and leave the crust*

    • @ilikecheese693
      @ilikecheese693 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Leifdoe Tech Industries stop it. It hurts. Also this belongs on r/madlads. Can I post it?

    • @Leifdoe
      @Leifdoe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes

    • @TheCimbrianBull
      @TheCimbrianBull 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *pterodactyl screaming*

    • @cutecommie
      @cutecommie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I personally only eat the pineapple with my fork and throw the rest of the pizza in the trash.

    • @vkxnny5130
      @vkxnny5130 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Unless they're 9

  • @janreiafrica
    @janreiafrica 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1528

    I'm no expert, but killing a baby dolphin is not mildly infuriating

    • @DegenWeb
      @DegenWeb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      TheSpeedCube no it’s, UNIVERSALLY INFURIATING

    • @SwiftSide
      @SwiftSide 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well I dunno sherlock.

    • @EASIllinois
      @EASIllinois 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      *maximun infuriating*

    • @eros1702
      @eros1702 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      The only thing Mildly infuriating is that we can't see em in jail

    • @MsTinkerbelle87
      @MsTinkerbelle87 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Strawberry wolfie O3O were they charged???

  • @neotheshadowwarrior4082
    @neotheshadowwarrior4082 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    When people say “wHo WaTcHiNg ThIs In (year here)” I just sometimes feel like it is literally bots

    • @Dan-379
      @Dan-379 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maybe they are?

    • @slushie3061
      @slushie3061 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      2021?

    • @Dan-379
      @Dan-379 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@slushie3061 Get out.

    • @slushie3061
      @slushie3061 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Dan-379 jk

    • @Dan-379
      @Dan-379 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@slushie3061 I don't care. Get out.

  • @mysteriouswonder4282
    @mysteriouswonder4282 5 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    "People these days... Killing a dolphin by trying to take selfies with it. That's like a whale pulling you underwater to take a selfie when you don't have any gear to breath in the water..."

    • @iclynnx
      @iclynnx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Except... Dolphins are mammals so they breathe air. This means the people who killed the baby dolphin must've treated it very horribly for it to die :(

    • @aymangani5416
      @aymangani5416 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If I was a whale I wouldn't want to take a selfie with us disgusting creatures (humans)

    • @Fe-go2jw
      @Fe-go2jw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@iclynnx I think it would dry out. :(

    • @wonderingaround945
      @wonderingaround945 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@iclynnx. Omg, I forgot that and that is SO MUCH DAMN WORSE. OH MY JEBUS.

    • @xsthyr
      @xsthyr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      why did you put quotations around your comment

  • @manavudgirkar3345
    @manavudgirkar3345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    Those color pencils at 11:57 are hella expensive dude
    How do you mess that up

    • @kingaddelito2723
      @kingaddelito2723 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ad

    • @alexeysaranchev6118
      @alexeysaranchev6118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There's an old German saying roughly translated to "to sharpen the wrong side of pencil" that is used to indicate, ironically, the type of situations you would expect to see in mildlyinfuriating, that is "not really a mistake or flaw, but irritating". The fact that this obvious joke of the German Faber-Castell worker has made its way to the subreddit is an achievement of German practical humour.

  • @odx5284
    @odx5284 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3876

    Petition to remove white background for us watching at night.

    • @jumpityjump3
      @jumpityjump3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      VNM x Consider me signed!

    • @Eromatics
      @Eromatics 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      I only watch at night. I have to turn the brightness all the way down or its blinding lol

    • @CornBeanSoup
      @CornBeanSoup 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Brandon Lopez
      Their talking about the end of the video lmao 😂

    • @ploofthesheep2887
      @ploofthesheep2887 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      hmm nah

    • @dot32
      @dot32 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      As someone who isnt a vampire, i like the white :D

  • @angelfish1192
    @angelfish1192 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “That’s just suds”
    Ad: Suds is the power needed to clean well!

  • @cosmicblock4547
    @cosmicblock4547 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    "Think I came out the cochie day 1 telling jokes? Nah it took me time."
    My favorite quote from this guy

    • @tidepodpadthai2633
      @tidepodpadthai2633 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good to see you here, Cosmic

    • @thesurrealman6087
      @thesurrealman6087 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      (Opens the Lava Cake)
      Dog's foot: *I'm about to end this man's whole cake*

  • @chaos7879
    @chaos7879 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1254

    Me: *walks in room*
    Mother: why the attitude?
    Me: *what attitude?*
    Mother: give me your *PHONE*
    Me: what the fu-

    • @bluecobalt665
      @bluecobalt665 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      How relevant

    • @8002_
      @8002_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I, are you stalking me?

    • @OliviaRose2005
      @OliviaRose2005 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Finally switching things up a bit

    • @punchy77855
      @punchy77855 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      With my mom she says:
      Give me your phone
      Me:
      Ok
      Mom:
      It’s ok I trust you
      My heart:
      I almost had a heart attac

    • @atomsorcerer8356
      @atomsorcerer8356 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Or how about when you ask your mom a perfectly reasonable question only for her to get all pissy with you like you just flipped her off-

  • @mutedchroma
    @mutedchroma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    This made me facepalm. And poor dolphin. My mom asked what was wrong

    • @spoongrman
      @spoongrman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yeah, tourists are fucking heartless. btw just saying, 90th like

    • @kagemushashien8394
      @kagemushashien8394 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@spoongrman 108th

    • @lemark0663
      @lemark0663 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kagemushashien8394 123th

    • @phantomtoxin8756
      @phantomtoxin8756 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      126th

  • @derpface1279
    @derpface1279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    3:15 I usually don’t like hurting animals but.... THE CAT MUST GO

    • @abowl5667
      @abowl5667 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What? What do u mean?

    • @ananonymousyoutubeuser8769
      @ananonymousyoutubeuser8769 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Do you mean 3:39

    • @dorkydragon5055
      @dorkydragon5055 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I supa late but reeeeally looks like cat was dropped

    • @BlockyOSCFan
      @BlockyOSCFan หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@dorkydragon5055im very late but i saw the cat run to the lava cake

  • @manwithaplan2001
    @manwithaplan2001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    Cat: *steps in chocolate lava cake*
    *Silence*
    Damien: *slowly becomes Sans* oh boy you're in for it now

    • @darkserpent7191
      @darkserpent7191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *Meglocatia intensifies *

    • @shane3121
      @shane3121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Damien: *aggressively pets cat*

    • @darkserpent7191
      @darkserpent7191 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Logan Rafter NOOOOO

    • @leman.h
      @leman.h 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@darkserpent7191 the what now

    • @darkserpent7191
      @darkserpent7191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Meglovania+Cat
      =
      Meglocatia

  • @vizzzzzzzzzy
    @vizzzzzzzzzy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    Me: *hears the emkay opening*
    Also me who has played cuphead: *I'm mister king dice*

    • @craftjupiter2965
      @craftjupiter2965 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Brock and Foxy I thought I was the only one XD

    • @ChaosAbandon
      @ChaosAbandon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I never play nice I’m the devils right hand man

    • @D.Z.Shafty
      @D.Z.Shafty 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bruh I'm notnalone

    • @AddisonRennick
      @AddisonRennick 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMM MISTER KING DIICE! 345tuyhrtyfguyt3yu6598yhq5y9jt5895j9! IIIIIIIIIIIII NEVER PLAY NICE! IM THE DEEEVIL'S RIGHT-HAND MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANN!!

    • @ethanherzog3547
      @ethanherzog3547 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m mr king dice I’m the devils right hand man immmmmm mr king and never play nice

  • @melissaabrego1884
    @melissaabrego1884 5 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    The baby dolphin one is super infuriating

    • @sammysaito529
      @sammysaito529 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Melissa Quijada
      Nah dolphin kill and rape baby dolphin to death and kill other sea life for fun, they deserve to die

    • @hblue7176
      @hblue7176 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@sammysaito529 sea otters have raped baby seals to death, sealse have raped penguins to death, penguins have raped and performed necrophilia regularly(sometimes with fish), female ducks have evolved their viginas to combat against male ducks raping them while the male ducks evolve their corkscrew penises to more easily rape said viginas, sea turtles leave their young to fend for themseves as soon as they lay their eggs, tiger sharks eath their siblings in the womb, hyena cubs try to kill each other as soon as they are born, cats hunt and torture prey just for the fun of it, a male lion will kill all lion cubs other his own, cuckoo birds knock the eggs out of other bird's nests and replace them with their own, polar bears exibit every concievable method of cannibalism, there is a species of ants known for enslaving other ant colonies, and countless different arthropods have killed and eaten their mates after mating.
      Don't hold animals to human standards of morality.

    • @hicknopunk
      @hicknopunk 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      How? They breathe air!!! I call BS!

    • @QuetschKuh
      @QuetschKuh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@hicknopunk ? Yes they breathe air. But they get Dehydrated very fast. Here are all causes why dolphins die when not in water:
      -Dehydration
      -Heat
      -Immobility
      -A lack of food

    • @kat_5472
      @kat_5472 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@hicknopunk please tell me you're joking

  • @katsimpsforleviathan
    @katsimpsforleviathan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Seeing the bruise from the blood test reminds me of my blood test horror story. I had a blood test 3 days before so they tried to take blood out of the other arm. They couldn't find any arteries so they put the needle in anyway to search for one. They then tried the arm I had done before (the left btw) and the needle was bent. They then sent me away so they could discuss getting blood out of my hand (which is what they eventually did). The left had a bruise that covered over half of my arm and one covering almost the whole of the back of my hand and the right had a bruise the same size as the one on my hand

  • @fancytrash
    @fancytrash 4 ปีที่แล้ว +444

    EmKay: I hate the human race when they do stupid things.
    Me to myself: So he just hates the human race in general.

    • @akaneevans37
      @akaneevans37 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Denki Calamari.... denki Calamari?! Did you get hit with a quirk or something? Should I get recovery girl?....

    • @nochannelhere595
      @nochannelhere595 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      HEY!

    • @ihavecripplingdepression3295
      @ihavecripplingdepression3295 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I both love, and subsequently hate, your profile pic and name.

    • @gabeyoung9828
      @gabeyoung9828 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You know I do to sometimes

    • @akaneevans37
      @akaneevans37 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Denki Calamari Recovery girl is on the way-

  • @lemonimes7503
    @lemonimes7503 5 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    when I went to England to see Big Ben, mainly why I was going, it was covered in scaffolding and the look on my face was pure disappointment

    • @user-wu6gm3cw8d
      @user-wu6gm3cw8d 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      lemonimes that must suck...but do you like Minecraft

    • @paige2597
      @paige2597 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@MaelstromTranquil True but some people can't just plan their trip around whether big ben has construction or not. I had business in London and had to visit while the construction was in progress. It's still frustrating to not be able to see something so iconic.

    • @annaliesetalmon9727
      @annaliesetalmon9727 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Maelstrom Tranquil it's not his/her fault. Your comment said "along time ago"
      My point is if it's that long ago anyone could possibly forget it.

    • @Eromatics
      @Eromatics 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      People were the same way when they came to where I live in Washington DC and the Washington monument was under renovation and covered up as well.

    • @hotdogkiller3905
      @hotdogkiller3905 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Minecraftboi69 who doesn’t

  • @cheyennestoves136
    @cheyennestoves136 5 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    6:16
    I've always believed that women's clothes have no pockets so women can be sold purses. Just a thought of mine

    • @007JAKICA
      @007JAKICA 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      that is an actual thing in fashion industry

    • @loganblevenson
      @loganblevenson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      it's also because pockets ruin the look of "the ass."

    • @Trash.Pandah
      @Trash.Pandah 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My exact thoughts

    • @ARCtheCartoonMaster
      @ARCtheCartoonMaster 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@loganblevenson Really? I'd have thought storing things in the back pockets would enhance the ass, if anything.

    • @loganblevenson
      @loganblevenson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ARC the Clarinet Master
      depends on how flexible the object is and what it's shaped like

  • @neocalamity3459
    @neocalamity3459 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Okay finally watched this and THANK YOU FOR THE SYMPATHY!!! Its such an awful feeling when people leave tons of rubbish / scraps everywhere in the cinema. Yes it was my job (was) to clean up but come on I have up to 5 cinemas to clean simultaneously in a given time period as a 1 man cleaning team. Hell I had one child look me dead in the eyes and tip their popcorn with the most smug grin on their face. Of course we can't do anything cause they're the customers but bruh not even the parents were respectful cause after the movie they just straight said 'you should make the popcorn easier to hold'. I was internally livid the whole time I cleaned that cinema.

  • @nyxrockwell237
    @nyxrockwell237 5 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    When you mentioned weird al my respect went up for you, I’m seeing him this month

    • @nolem5417
      @nolem5417 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Congrats on copping a ticket. Big fan of his.

    • @whaleuvula
      @whaleuvula 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Plus he watches Jojo

    • @perxephone7333
      @perxephone7333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Personally not a big fan but hope you have a good time :D

    • @chillchilli3148
      @chillchilli3148 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My mom met weird Al at a skating rink and before long they started playing weird Al music XD

    • @Bluman2
      @Bluman2 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I saw him on July 5

  • @OliverClark0907
    @OliverClark0907 4 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    Guy: “My wife does this”
    Mkay: “Divorce her!”
    Guy: “but I like her for it”
    Mkay: “just do it”
    Lol

    • @neilfromtwt4733
      @neilfromtwt4733 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *divorce

    • @MrIsmailfaiq
      @MrIsmailfaiq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      **use your digestion to dissolve her whole body

    • @OliverClark0907
      @OliverClark0907 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MrIsmailfaiq I don’t get this, is this some kind of American joke I’m too European to understand?

    • @MrIsmailfaiq
      @MrIsmailfaiq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@OliverClark0907 You misspelled divorce and we decided to have a little fun with your minor mistake

    • @OliverClark0907
      @OliverClark0907 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MrIsmailfaiq oh okay il change it now, thanks for telling me.

  • @FBI-ob5eo
    @FBI-ob5eo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +706

    April 11th 1912
    Anyone? The titanic sets sail tomorrow, got my second class ticket yay!
    Edit: I’m alive lost the husband and kids tho, it’s fine I was gonna get a divorce and give him custody of the kids so that was an easy way out

    • @goob569
      @goob569 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Your mothers chair and I oop

    • @hondaS2000Car
      @hondaS2000Car 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ok, i was too late to tell him that the titanic was gonna sink. fuck.

    • @calow636
      @calow636 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

    • @LovelyLunaVibes
      @LovelyLunaVibes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      aww man, I KNEW I should've watched this video sooner...

    • @maskedentity8925
      @maskedentity8925 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Dammit I'm watching in 3696

  • @imasstraightasacircle2347
    @imasstraightasacircle2347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    3:38
    Who else just knew what that persons face looked like when he realized he had both a hot lava cake with cat fur in it AND a giant mess to clean up around the house 🤣

  • @izzyboola8889
    @izzyboola8889 5 ปีที่แล้ว +410

    The dolphin one was far from infuriating, that's more than infuriating.

    • @icelomobilegames528
      @icelomobilegames528 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The pink Dolphin r/majorlyinfuriating

    • @babic8237
      @babic8237 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah

    • @eeveeboi7174
      @eeveeboi7174 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      dats FETCH ME THERE SOULS SO I CAN MAKE THEM BURN IN HELL FOR THERE SINS level of infuriating

    • @itellyouaboutstuff
      @itellyouaboutstuff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I almost forgot why I hate humans. I remember again.

    • @hoffy1221
      @hoffy1221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      people are so f**king dumb

  • @melodysketchdraws
    @melodysketchdraws 4 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    I legitimately started laughing out loud when the cat did that

    • @SilveRzVODS
      @SilveRzVODS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think it was a bunny.

    • @miep2381
      @miep2381 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I thought he was gonna mess it up like somehow differently and then that cat came and I was just like "oh no... OH NOOOOOO".

    • @theshadows9377
      @theshadows9377 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too

    • @hntaiguy5059
      @hntaiguy5059 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same here I started to laugh and my brother was so confused

    • @BatDadx
      @BatDadx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I cried laughing

  • @giveemdasauc3531
    @giveemdasauc3531 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Me: sets TH-cam to dark mode.
    Me at 3am: hey look, a new vid from EmKay! *first clip sears retina* *scream wakes entire family*

  • @musicstudio3700
    @musicstudio3700 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    11:20 I don't get why people don't finish their popcorn, its expensive, but also delicious, JUST WHY.

    • @gabe_itch24
      @gabe_itch24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Honestly I finish my popcorn during the ads. Maybe the first 10 mins of the movie if I’m tryna save it

    • @supaflyty5735
      @supaflyty5735 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Popcorn sucks

    • @Danse_Macabre_125
      @Danse_Macabre_125 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@supaflyty5735 I agree. It feels like polystyrene in my mouth

    • @vintage-radio
      @vintage-radio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Danse_Macabre_125 finally someone agrees with me
      It tastes like cardboard

    • @Danse_Macabre_125
      @Danse_Macabre_125 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@vintage-radio no cap, sometimes I'd take like 10 or so but I don't enjoy them much

  • @ashersimonian536
    @ashersimonian536 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    8:21 just turn the car upside down and shake it! If it doesn't come out, smack the bottom a bit! It always works!

    • @ashersimonian536
      @ashersimonian536 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Llama Momma Why thank you. I don't fit in this world, but sadly, I'm afraid I'm trapped...

    • @qutex5879
      @qutex5879 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What I do is threaten the car until it let's it go

    • @Kari-tu3fs
      @Kari-tu3fs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      or, just, like, tiny plunger.

    • @ashersimonian536
      @ashersimonian536 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@user-ws2xo6rc5u Ah hah hah hah! (He laughed snobilly) Well maybe your mind isn't as sophisticated as mine!

  • @gameridiotNOT
    @gameridiotNOT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    The lava cake one pains me. Never happened to me, I dont recall having lava cake before, but it still pains me immensely

    • @crispybanana2328
      @crispybanana2328 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Get your butt off of your phone/tablet/computer RIGHT NOW and get yourself a lava cake, they are DELICIOUS!!

    • @Poffean
      @Poffean 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lava cake is delicious when done right.

    • @lisacz9627
      @lisacz9627 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      So what y'all are saying is
      you lava good lava cake

    • @crispybanana2328
      @crispybanana2328 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@lisacz9627 yep, I fricking LAVA LAVA CAKE!

    • @crispybanana2328
      @crispybanana2328 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @击ChemicalCheezWhiz there are better ones, but again, that's just your opinion ^-^

  • @servanasmol
    @servanasmol 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    4:07
    no excuse me that is just the sun peeking at us at night so he knows what we doing

    • @KFrost-fx7dt
      @KFrost-fx7dt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well it's asking to get shot out with a pellet gun.

  • @sleepydoodle8653
    @sleepydoodle8653 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    My friends did the “how many fingers am I holding up thing” and the only reason I wasn’t upset was because we were trying to find out how far I can see without my glasses. I got farther then I thought I would

  • @MunExe
    @MunExe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Every single time I go to the doctor's or a hospital, I fear one thing.
    Not needles.
    Not surgery.
    Not that creepy homeless guy sitting in the corner with a body pillow.
    No. I fear the blood pressure cuffs.
    I've had some tighten SO tight, I had black bruises, and no circulation for over 30 minutes. AND when I got stressed from the pain they got an inaccurate reading. Pain + fear = higher blood pressure.

  • @skootergirl22
    @skootergirl22 5 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    Let's just say that person has a😎 bug in the system
    *Beginning of who are you plays*

  • @thetalkativefos716
    @thetalkativefos716 5 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    that baby dolphin one is the reason I call myself an alien so I am not associated with these monsters

  • @thekamelotbard186
    @thekamelotbard186 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When the music stopped at 11:23 I was thinking the video froze for a few seconds.
    That glass is just despicable.

  • @st4rblitz
    @st4rblitz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    Lava cake: exists
    Animal: I’m going to end this man’s whole career

  • @JaxHallowsPlays
    @JaxHallowsPlays 5 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    me: hears the outro music:
    also me: I'M MISTER KING DICE

    • @Pimmelhut
      @Pimmelhut 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's me right there- 100% xD

    • @Mothblossom
      @Mothblossom 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      S a m e

  • @tjay518
    @tjay518 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Mom:I need to work but my favorite show is on.
    Me:Just pause it mom
    Mom:*suprised pikachu face*

  • @emperorpalprotein319
    @emperorpalprotein319 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    3:30 he just goes silent to contemplate what happened for a moment

  • @Charlie-nh5be
    @Charlie-nh5be 5 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    Mom: HEY SOPHIA!
    Me: What?
    Mom: ........
    Me: Whaaaaat?
    Mom: WHY ARENT YOU LISTENING?
    Me: Bruh.

    • @cristianp9753
      @cristianp9753 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      This is so relatable it hurts

    • @thatonesadist3483
      @thatonesadist3483 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I can't count how many time that happened

    • @Eromatics
      @Eromatics 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      As a parent, this is relatable...but let me just say...why cant teens just get off their beds listening to their music and actually come down to see what I need instead of shouting 2 floors away???
      I. Cant. Hear. You! Lol

    • @hotdogkiller3905
      @hotdogkiller3905 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mom: CHRIS COME HERE!
      Me: why
      Mom: COME HERE NOW
      me: WHY

    • @kylejones1336
      @kylejones1336 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      When they call your name, you go to them. "What" is never the right answer. I learned from experience.

  • @SilveryBlue1010
    @SilveryBlue1010 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Lava cake one made me burst out laughing XDD
    I really dont expect that 😂😂😂

  • @tseye2478
    @tseye2478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    Anybody watching this when the world never existed

    • @theodorebelov5752
      @theodorebelov5752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      !os gniod eb ot neppaH I

    • @theodorebelov5752
      @theodorebelov5752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@tiffanywilliams6040!tseb ym yrt I

    • @d-dna960
      @d-dna960 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why do I feel like someone is gonna get woosh

    • @imbald855
      @imbald855 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      °■•¥°《~♤○♤☆■《°♤♤/ Me in English

    • @wellyesbut...9444
      @wellyesbut...9444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's because the world's a game.

  • @CreepersNeedHugs
    @CreepersNeedHugs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Damien: “It’s just soap with suds.”
    Dove ad: **allow me to introduce myself**

  • @blanco7726
    @blanco7726 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Eating pizza with knife and fork is not the problem, the problem is starting from the middle...

    • @jjwallace4767
      @jjwallace4767 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      R. I. P everyone who want pizza😂😅😆😄

    • @ArcticArmy
      @ArcticArmy 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      they are both the problem.

    • @gavinbrown216
      @gavinbrown216 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      White Shadow sometimes the pizza isn’t stable enough to eat with your hands

    • @ArcticArmy
      @ArcticArmy 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gavinbrown216 Then still eat it with hands but in smaller pieces.

    • @gavinbrown216
      @gavinbrown216 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      White Shadow the fork keeps the cheese, bread, and toppings together

  • @idontlikespam9594
    @idontlikespam9594 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    There’s something really relaxing about Damien’s voice and laugh. I like saving these videos before going to sleep

  • @thefan6151
    @thefan6151 5 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    I once saw a guy that pealed his chicken nuggets at McDonald's

    • @boredasfuck9571
      @boredasfuck9571 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I used to do that lol when i was like 8

    • @myrawithrow7062
      @myrawithrow7062 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      i do this and it’s good

    • @alicodm5120
      @alicodm5120 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I do that too

    • @StupidNSimplesns
      @StupidNSimplesns 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Used to do that, it's great

    • @lolz8bit
      @lolz8bit 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I..........never did that....

  • @n.m.fergus
    @n.m.fergus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    From what I can remember about the story at 5:28, Disney didn't want a hero to be on a grave because it would make it seem like that hero died for other little kids, or something like that. I believe they ended up reaching a compromise though and the father understood their reasonings. I'll have to look up the story again.

  • @ChunkyPhattz
    @ChunkyPhattz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    “When I’m listening to a ‘Weird Al’ song”
    Ah, I see your a man of culture as well

    • @Tarantio1983
      @Tarantio1983 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      BuT aRe YoU lIsTeNiNg In 2019 ... If So ThEn ThUmBs Up!!!

    • @CrispBananaBread
      @CrispBananaBread 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes he is

  • @midnight19488
    @midnight19488 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    the trash and dolphin clips were just sad. some clips could be a special video about losing faith in humanity.

    • @sammysaito529
      @sammysaito529 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sanivia
      Dolphins deserves to die, they rape baby dolphin and kill other sea life for fun

    • @specmoment3592
      @specmoment3592 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sammysaito529
      Why are you gay?

    • @sammysaito529
      @sammysaito529 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bumbo Jumbo
      I'm telling truth, dolphin rape baby and kill other sea life for fun, why would you want to save creature that rape baby? Also there is nothing wrong with being gay, who use gay as an insult in 2019? The real question is "why are you homophobic?"

    • @jakobalspaugh3101
      @jakobalspaugh3101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The trash one gets worse because it was a global warming/pollution awareness concert

  • @poopa854
    @poopa854 5 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    Y’all got any clips of Damien doing the chills impression?

    • @historyliker
      @historyliker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I wish

    • @Torraxcat
      @Torraxcat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes, Actually, on his youtube channel there's 2 videos where he just makes chills impressions

    • @kuso7558
      @kuso7558 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Torraxcat what vids

  • @tobywood9156
    @tobywood9156 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    While watching, I'm sewing. It was mildly infuriating to not only break my favorite paintbrush because I was using the handle to push corners out and the wood snapped as soon as I put pressure on it, but when I tried using a pin to push the corners out, I stick it half an inch into my thumb. I'm bleeding and sad, but of course it would happen when watching this video

  • @logged-out
    @logged-out 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    husband: honey what do you want to order for dinner?
    wife: how about pizza
    husband: *say sike right now*

    • @3xanj1
      @3xanj1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I dont understand

    • @Cantbemad
      @Cantbemad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Cłăïr-Bĕär , watch the video to understand, or look at 13:10

  • @DepressedAndDank
    @DepressedAndDank 5 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    Mom: Pause the game
    Me: Its online
    Mom: Pause it

    • @marcorodia1240
      @marcorodia1240 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me too

    • @smuglord5057
      @smuglord5057 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I have had people ask me why I don't leave the
      Someone: Can you come with me
      Me: Can't currently ingame can't pause
      Someone: Then just leave
      Me: Can't if I do I get punished
      Someone: That's stupid, now leave the game.
      Me: *internal screaming intensifies*

    • @namelessgames1608
      @namelessgames1608 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      DepressedNDank yessss

    • @connorcclarke
      @connorcclarke 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Thank dear heck and heaven that my mom is more understanding.
      Mom: Hey I need you to come here
      Me: Can't I'm online
      Mom: Can you pause it or go afk?
      Now here's where it splits into two
      Option 1
      Me: no I can't
      Mom: ok come over here when you're done
      ...
      Me: ok I'm here
      Mom: NVM I took care of it
      Option 2
      Me: I guess but only for a bit
      Mom: Ok feed the dogs plz
      ...
      Me: ok I'm done
      Game: lol no ur ded
      Me: *continues to silently scream at the top of my metaphorical lungs*

    • @TheCimbrianBull
      @TheCimbrianBull 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@connorcclarke
      *pterodactyl screaming*

  • @snicklelord4808
    @snicklelord4808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    3:18 imagine walking with heals on this

  • @djaydeved
    @djaydeved 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    12:38
    that train is the flying schottsman
    it went under for a resto for a long several years and was finally restored to its former glory back (idk when)

  • @1degabyte238
    @1degabyte238 5 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    If you're watching this in 2019, you're living 2019, good job

    • @justyouraveragemutantblood2185
      @justyouraveragemutantblood2185 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      1DegaByte The Ottoman we haven’t died yet

    • @e.c.sherman4749
      @e.c.sherman4749 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      **laughs in time traveler**

    • @desserah
      @desserah 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Watching in North Korea 5069

    • @Eddy-ld7uh
      @Eddy-ld7uh 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bruh. Did u just assume my living year. I am offended. I live in 2032 u meanee

    • @fukboiisss7366
      @fukboiisss7366 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Perfect

  • @akenhatenthefurry5719
    @akenhatenthefurry5719 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1335

    Art thou 1752 one of any?
    thou musteth press thy liketh button.

    • @abubakral-spongebob4270
      @abubakral-spongebob4270 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Why yes good sir tho deserves thy like

    • @WakeUpWest
      @WakeUpWest 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@abubakral-spongebob4270 who dat boy? Who him is

    • @ViritoxWolf
      @ViritoxWolf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Yay, quite my fellow sir, tis an exquisite day in our great year of old, doth thou fair equal?

    • @WakeUpWest
      @WakeUpWest 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ViritoxWolf what is u talking my nigga

    • @thedrunkenramblingsnorthea4201
      @thedrunkenramblingsnorthea4201 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      nobody in 1752 spoke like that. I mean at least try 1500's.
      edit: yes I am a buzzkill who over analyzes memes what of thou

  • @mrnoob1947
    @mrnoob1947 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    “You think I came out the coochie day 1 telling jokes?” -Damien

    • @EZgluttonyy
      @EZgluttonyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why are you here

    • @tomato9.
      @tomato9. 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Noice

    • @hurricaneheehee2254
      @hurricaneheehee2254 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      u having fun in the nugget cave?

    • @Skeletude
      @Skeletude 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nugget is currently in rat-donalds

    • @ryan-yg7xy
      @ryan-yg7xy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      i would like but it has 69 likes

  • @toportime
    @toportime 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That cat sampling the chocolate lava cake had me laughing.

  • @BlestHydra
    @BlestHydra 5 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    8:24 look at the toilet paper because only the devil puts it on that way

  • @lenelikesto
    @lenelikesto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    11:23 some people do this when the restaurant's service (most specifically waiters) is bad

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      They are still bad people, just don't tip, or if the people are actually living of the tips, pay less then you normally would. People who do this, just make sure some other people get bad service because of clean up and the waiters now being in a generally worse mood. Also they ever come back, it's going to backfire.

    • @lenelikesto
      @lenelikesto 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@insaincaldo oh they're definitely assholes, I'm just saying why someone probably did this

  • @mailboxy
    @mailboxy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    0:46 Me smirking because I’m watching in 2020

  • @pinkivixen3295
    @pinkivixen3295 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "Baby Dolphin Killed Afte-"
    NOPE. I DON'T NEED TO READ ANY FURTHER
    JOTARO, ORA ORA THESE JERKS TO OBLIVION

  • @Jireninyourrecommendations
    @Jireninyourrecommendations 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    *When mom doesn't lock the door after she comes out of the room*

    • @jumpityjump3
      @jumpityjump3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dyspo dared me to hit 42069 subs How can she lock it from the outside? Hope you're safe, my guy!

  • @baolong0813
    @baolong0813 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    The glasses one is really infuriating, I've been asked that stupid finger question ever since 2nd grade

  • @ianimateonceinawhile3129
    @ianimateonceinawhile3129 5 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    whats MILDLY INFURIATING?!
    FIRST. COMMENTS.

  • @tommymiones9620
    @tommymiones9620 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:05 nothing can disturb me more than this guy misspelling seen than "scene"

  • @Fede_uyz
    @Fede_uyz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Whomst shall be gazing upon this piece of art in the year of our lord 1327

    • @RatCakez
      @RatCakez 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Im watching in 666. Bc

  • @Mixf1xer
    @Mixf1xer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    When you just got done watching r/extremely infuriating and then Damien uploads a r/mildlyinfuriating

  • @globglub5860
    @globglub5860 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Legend has it, that guy is still waiting for his package.

  • @alejandromora4086
    @alejandromora4086 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Cuphead: All Bets Are Off"

  • @dudebro3573
    @dudebro3573 5 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    I edited the comment to say spread the good word about Modest Pelican Gaming.

    • @dekkard4982
      @dekkard4982 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      For me its August 2nd 1492, And Me and my freind Christopher are going to go sailing tommarow on his boat.

    • @stridertechz
      @stridertechz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yah, nah we just discovered fire yesterday. I think you know what year.

    • @sir_xenorion
      @sir_xenorion 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm watching in 1621

    • @Froggend
      @Froggend 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      2732 anyone?
      Wait, no.
      Pretty sure everyone is dead.

    • @DrBrightIsBack
      @DrBrightIsBack 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Froggend When the fuck did you get a laptop, peanut boi?

  • @hakrj12
    @hakrj12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    OHHHH ... That water in the soap dispenser thing drives me friggin insane.
    They just gotta get that last 3 cents worth of soap out
    #relatable

  • @qui1076
    @qui1076 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The icebreakers being stuck one. For a split so second my mind said “just turn in upside down and it’l- oh it’s a car.”
    I’m smart.

  • @sarahsilverfox5318
    @sarahsilverfox5318 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Off centa”
    I love it.

  • @Happymali10
    @Happymali10 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    2:10
    This happened to my grandmother once (two cups stacked).
    She ran hot water over the outer one and could just pick out the smaller piece.

  • @theberetta3062
    @theberetta3062 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    actually yeah, the Burger King taco caused me going to the hospital and having to get stomach pumped for food poisoning. (Note, took two bites, shell was hard and dry and the lettuce and meat[?] was sour)

    • @Fogolol
      @Fogolol 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      did you sue them? Because i believe you're in the right to do so!

    • @lessThanEight
      @lessThanEight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      like several people have said this. i think that this thing causes serious health issues. can something be done? lawsuits or smthn?

    • @thereplier46
      @thereplier46 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yikes, At least your okay

    • @keeraweera20
      @keeraweera20 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I had it and it was fine but most of what burger king sells is shit it is just a copy of stuff from other fast food places

    • @Holyhiii_
      @Holyhiii_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      S U E

  • @JstTrolling
    @JstTrolling 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Glass Cup: *Doesnt break*
    Also Glass Cup: *breaks*

  • @ashervega9128
    @ashervega9128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You know what's more mildly infuriating than 2019?
    *2020.*