Pathetic
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Based on an episode of "My Little Pony 'n Friends": • The Glass Princess COM...
Written by Scootertrix.
Additional Writing Credits:
DoubleWBrothers
Editing by MrCakeDragonMan
@TheLastCakeGames
linktr.ee/MrCa...
CAST:
MelodyBrony - Molly
@MelodyBrony
linktr.ee/Melo...
itsannachloem - Shady
@itsannachloem
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SUBTITLES:
Blue15Bomber
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"Y'ever fingerpaint, Shady?"
"Well, I-I'm a pony..."
Almost spit my food out, omfg
Well all horses have one huge finger on each limb... a hoof
There was a g3 pony named fingerpaint so i guess they do
8 year old bulling a 3 year old is totally accurate
Just the horse is probably older than her in actual life stage. Horses are fully adult at 5 years, so the horse is like a teenager
No way is she 3. She's gotta be at least a 20 something
@@emmaelson6770Because of her rough voice?
Probably too much smoking.
Or Double Dip.
@@prophetjesaja1638 I just thought all the ponies were adults I guess at least in G4 and G5 they seem to be
@@emmaelson6770 Adults are often nothing more than children who have children themselves
I thought the joke would be that this pigtail girl is actually like 30 despite her looks but the joke being that she's 8 with the pessimism of a tired 30 year old is infinitely funnier.
That old ass meme of a kid failing to read a book came to mind.
I forget what the initial line was, but the bottom text ultimately read: "Fuck this, I'm gonna be a stripper!"
Why does this vid give me those vibes??? 😅
One year younger than me, since I was 9 years old when I started staring into the rear view mirror, pining for the better days of my youth.
You said it way better than i did XD
I remember when I was 21 and people in their late 20s would talk to me like that. Tell me I was a baby. Well I’m 34 now and I still feel like a baby. I haven’t made the same regrettable choices these people have though.
Do you read books? Are you a speeches? Lol, this was just sent to remind you of hilarious times .
She gave a full fledged pep talk about the finite nature of youth and a Doctor Seuss book for some reason and we still don't know why Shady was crying.
She's a Pony.
The point was whatever Shady was crying about didn't matter because Shady had youth.
well she helped in the best way she could, by sharing experience. though talking about the actual problem is important
She said it, She's just sad
@@Ardiia If somebody/pony is sad there must be a reason, unless he/she is depressed.
"Shady, get over here."
**intense head rubbing**
Basically me with my dogs and cats
Borderline choking
"i'm a pony 🥺" was actually so cute wtf
"Ik what your fuckin race is, Shady >:("
“You ever finger paint?” “Im a pony” that got me good ngl
XD
"Do you read books?"
".........................................................I'm a pony."
@@catbatrat1760 I KNOW WHAT YOUR FUCKIN' RACE IS SHADY.
@@catbatrat1760 "I know what your fucking race is s
Shady"
I love how the pigtail girl talks like she’s in her 30s, but the way she describes the book she read is exactly the way an eight-year-old would.
the dead pan "its about these sneetches on these beaches" and jsut gets cut off like "I cannot believe you cut me off... im trying to help you, im running out of patience"
its so real
“I know what your fcking race is, shady”
The way she described it like a 30 year old would describe something written for 30 year olds.
I adore the monotone-esque delivery of the little girl. Threw me off immediately. She’s giving Meegan a run for her money in terms of not giving a damn
True, but Meegan is irreplaceable
Meegan, help.
Meegan.
Meegan.
She is Meegan's sister, I guess it runs in the family.
She's got nothing on Meghan!
And her humanmungous brain
I appreciate that this actually mirrors the destructive ways in which people try to "comfort" others. She just projected her own problems onto Shady the whole time and failed to listen or engage with compassion. It's good stuff, you write strange and thoughtful comedy
Yes! Couldn't said it better myself. And that means a lot Addy, thank you! 🥰🥰🥰
It was like watching my dad talk to a small pink horse
it's not on purpose 😭
Pin this comment.
Oh ohhh. Looks like someone's not too fond of lectures.
This one plays like an episode of Home Movies and I'm all for it. The world may never know why Shady was crying.
That may have been an inspiration ;)
Home Movies is so good!
Oh man!! I was thinking the same!
Giving me Coach Mcguirk vibes
Home Movies is a great show and yeah, this is like if Coach McGuirk was an 8-year old girl with pigtails, instead of a soccer coach that lives alone and gets lonely and buys swords. Sworrrrddsss...
Sounds like Coach McGuirk having a talk with Brendon.
The talk ultimately came down to: "Don't worry kid, it gets worse." A valuable life lesson.
And also one of my favorite reasons to be depressed
That's hella unsatisfying 😂
Misery loves company
@TheKillerEmcee These days, I think it's the other way around.
And then for the next eternity you exist they wonder what they does wrong
Sneeches get steeches, Shady. Remember that.
😂😂😂😂😂
Im surprised scoot didnt use that
Beautiful
Loving the running gag that all the humans in this show are so jaded
That's just called life.
@diegomayz8503But that's the thing: they weren't human, they were French.
@diegomayz8503Probably because whatever world they're in is completely over the rainbow compared to whatever world Megan and her siblings come from.
But I also like how despite being disillusioned, apathetic and cynical, the human here is fortunately not fully portrayed as actually being legitimate. Im glad that there is inserted doubt in the human really being a voice of reason. That's what keeps stuff like this Truly smart and funny imo. The sneech part of this video and the fact that she's only 8 are examples of what I mean.
Messages, agendas, social causes, or political leans through media always come off terribly and they should at least never be so obvious. We naturally resist that for a reason I bet.
Edit: Imo, the French video was their best one because it was all just non-influential irreverent humor. Ironically, despite it technically being about a country and a system of government, it was just silly jokes and had none of that condescending talking down about what some guy thinks is right and wrong that you see so much in tv today (often by a cynical and curse/diatribe-prone "intellectual" character). Imo, they should make more stuff like that french video. Reminds me of old SpongeBob when I was a kid.
@diegomayz8503they werent human, they had pointy elf ears
im so glad this popped up in my recommendeds these are SO GOOD
Thank you so much! I'm glad you like them. They're such a joy to make! 🥰🥰🥰
*_*FINALLY*_* getting the recognition this channel deserves 💯 😤
An honor to share this part of the algorithm with you!
HBOMBER GUY????
I couldnae agree more mon! So glad yer 'ere tae see it! ^^
I love how confused Shady is throughout the entire conversation, like she's expecting to be comforted but instead is given a nonsense life lesson from an 8 year old lmao
0:11 Couldn't find baby lickity split and her "friends" blamed her for the sploodge and their vague requests
I feel like this really gets at how Nonsense the stance of Aging is Suffering is.
Like, the characters' ages are used for comedic and thematic effect. "3 and 8 are laughable ages to have struggles next to a 40 year old with a mortgage!" But the complete lack of a resolution for the 3 year old Shady and the complete disillusionment of someone as comically young as 8 becomes a critique.
Shady's sobbing inconsolably, we don't even get to learn why. All we get is "Wow Shady your life is so great because you're 3," even though she's in abject misery. It seems to be saying "No, actually, your life isn't better at 3, you have no coping skills. No, your life isn't better at 8, so far, 3rd grade is the worst thing that's ever happened to you." It's not right to invalidate these early struggles as nothing because there's something worse down the line. A baby's first injury is the worst pain they ever felt! An adult has the knowledge and experience to cope with an injury. It applies to everything, the first unfair situation, the first frustration, the first obstacle.
I really like the "I'm a pony!" line. The repetition is hilarious and it's also really effective in showing the complete lack of empathy. Like if a parent lectured their crying baby about how horrible taxes are, they'd be a freaking Jerk! And here the focus is all Me Me Me My Problems Me Me Me and Shady is completely unconsoled and understood none of it.
I thought it was really funny and got across a critique in an extremely satisfying way. Giving this unempathetic adult mindset to an 8 year old infantilizes it, just as the actual mindset unfairly treats still-growing children as adults who should know that adult pain is Worse than their pain.
It's a joy to see such a well thought out and thoughtful comment like this! Im so flattered. 🥰🥰🥰
I’m unfamiliar w Aging is Suffering, but I 100% agree w your take on this and that that’s honestly the way a lot of people seem to treat the struggles of their children, esp in past generations but I still see it a lot today even in fairly “progressive” areas.
They often have this “you’ll matter when you’re grown” mindset that I find v destructive all around - to their relationship w their kid, to their child him-herself and their child’s mental health, and ultimately it isn’t bringing them (the adult) any joy and they are missing out on a lot too.
No one matters less when everyone matters. All ships and all happiness is raised when we raise our children’s importance up within the family.
My taxes AND sons scraped knee AND that someone pulled daughter’s braids at school and stopped being her friend can ALL be the worst things ever … and yes weirdly we can all live the worst things to ever happen to each of us again tomorrow too.
Or we can just commiserate together and laugh about the world we live in.
The Sneetches can be a dark story warning about capitalism and jealousy or a lovely story about learning to not judge ourselves or others by what’s on the outside bc underneath we’re basically the same and want the same things.
Many things can be true at the same time.
I'm absolutely amused by this comment thread. Everyone here is so succinct in how they deliver the video's message whether it be speculated, implied, or directly stated. As someone who enjoys delving into subjects with an inward perspective, I sincerely hope everyone here is having a fantastic day! What lovely reads!
Based comment, amazing analysis, on point!
Never would have expected a comment of this caliber. Thanks for sharing your insights!
God the cut away to the pony crying at the end is fucking amazing. I love these videos so much
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We’re experiencing a renaissance of internet art and animation and I’m here for it. This is amazing.
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Yep Old TH-cam is coming back
it never died
This has the energy of a conversation between Coach McGuirk and Brendon Small.
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YES!!! 😂 I was just thinking that it had the older Adult Swim feel to it!
Oh my God YES
You just discovered the secret sauce to the channel. XD
@@Vespyr_ LMFAO
The trope of “child is actually very hardened and gruff but still in childish ways” will never get old to me it’s so funny
👧"I wasted my entire life... finger painting. You ever finger paint shady?"
🐎" Well I-- I'm a pony."
👧 " you ever read books?"
🐎"__________ I'm a pony-"
👧" I know what your fuckin race is shady."
nah my favorite part is from 1:06 to 1:40
This was a blast to record and a honor getting to work on this, thank you so much for having me!
No, thank you! 🥰🥰🥰
omg it's melodeez
That was hilarious. Also if a pony came up to me and started talking about their problems, I’d be happy to listen
BANGER CONTENT LMAO BASED MEL
You did so good! (this is Tristan ignore my pfp)
The condescending act of getting someone else to stop crying is so well written oh my God this is gold
I love how Shady is totally in character and doesn't understand *what the hay* Molly is trying to say.
That pause when Shady asks about the Sneetches has me dead lmfao.
That’s how I motivate my three year old. Look her right in the eyes and mutter
“Fu(kin… lost cause.”
reminds me of a joke in Home Movies where Brendan (8 years old) is with his baby sister telling her to avoid show business because he wasted his life on it. peak writing. love these videos
🥰 Thank you!
I feel so bad for everypony involved 😭
And Meegan because everypony will go dump their problems on her.
I love the surly, jaded voice from this 8 year old with pigtails contrasting with the two timed "I'm a pony..."
Love the passive aggressive head petting at the start. It's basically forshadowing the whole conversation. The 8yr old girl isn't interested in consoling Shady. She's just petty that someone who has presumably a better life than her has the audacity to express pain in front of her. As the conversation progresses she gets more and more openly hostile. I really like that detail. The clip is well thought out.
I feel as though hearing Shady’s problems would alleviate my own or at the very least soothe me
I need me some kinda “venting pony asmr to fall asleep to”
Me too maybe XD
This is exactly how 8 year olds talk to kids younger than them
I literally just watched the original episode this is from and seeing just how vastly different this is from the original is simply glorious. the delivery, the editing, everything is perfect
Haha thanks! Yeah complete opposite relationship in the original XD
What was the original episode? I only had a few episodes on DVD.
@@mariogirl8100 it's from the episodes The Glass Castle! It's a story that goes on for 4 episodes! You can probably find it somewhere online if you look!
"I know what your fuckin race is, Shady" absolutely FLOORED me
Shady's voice acting is so fantastic that I'm concerned that someone was actually mentally distressing a three-year-old for it.
I swear, the being in your 30's thing and explaining people how you've "wasted your life." by doing very ordinary things everyone been doing feels kinda spot on.
Always love how these videos have the old, 80s-era sound quality! Really gives them that extra touch of authenticity.
Thanks :D
This struck such an emotional cord. 3rd grade really does change a man.
those bird sounds though, raises the whole thing to another level, so immersive
It was an honor to co edit this fucking video. Thank you so very much Scootertrix studios!
No, thank you! 🥰🥰🥰
This feels like a Home Movies Skit, like genuinely feels like something Coach would ramble about
I love that your newest short which has the F word in it spoken multiple times has been marked as a "TH-cam Kids" video. The irony is priceless and delicious.
That pause from 1:20 to 1:25 is just so funny. Like the comedic timing works so perfectly. Also Jack’s voice acting is so perfect.
Please continue to make these 80s MLP abridged shorts, they are so high quality.
Haha thanks! Though I didn't voice anyone for this one. And thanks about the timing! I have so much fun doing that XD And many more 80s pony to come!
@@ScootertrixStudios Yes, loving these 80s pony skits. And there's so much more to explore, like G1.5 and G3 and Filly Funtasia.
Thanks! Yeah you'll definitely be seeing more of G1.5. I havent actually seen all that much of g3 yet, but I've really liked what I've seen so far. XD The horses are very dumb and look awkward which is so perfect! I can't wait XD Perhaps some g3 will make it in here at some point.@@noseboop4354
These gen 1 abridged pony vids are my favorite!
“You’re eight?!”
“Yeah almost three times your age”
How older siblings treat the younger people.
Shady’s voice acting is genuinely perfect. I have never in my life wanted to hug a cartoon character so badly
Dude, Shadys voice is so cute 😭
I like how her immediate response to Shadey clarifying her race was to tell her about Dr. Seuss's Eugenics story
Edit: Wow i really attracted the wrong audience with this one, oops
Edit 2 Electric Scootaloo: War, war never changes
To be fair, it was an anti-eugenics story about how race is a social construct that only has power due to its contrived exclusivity. Unlike MLP, which has some actually weird racial undertones.
@@albertskoften1452 MLP confirmed based
It's not. Eugenics aim to "improve" human genetics by excluding those that are seen as inferiour from "the gene pool". Seuss specifically wrote it because of his opposition to antisemitism, they have overlap but are different things.
The sneeches isn't about eugenics its about how feeling superior to other people based on looks is stupid
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"im a pony" has become a permanent vocal stim for me.
The "I'm a pony" is so freaking cute!! I am so glad that I found these videos! The audio legit sounds like a VHS tape that someone put on the internet.
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Please somebody give Shady a hug.
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Megan and Molly were ALWAYS hugging Shady cuz she was always upset at screwing up. Her name should've been "Can't get right".
No, don't let it end like that!
She should be happy.
You're right!
No, the elder basically maked her more depressed that before, she will smile when she will have enough be humiliated, emotionally abused and beated up for crying.
"You've never heard of the Sneetches, Shady?"
"No..."
"Well it's about these Sneetches, on these Beaches."
Genuinely made me cackle. Unapologetic in my violent hoo haws.
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please do more of these they fill me with such joy
More to come! 🥰🥰
"Ever been to the third grade? It sucks...."
Just realized. This was an episode of Home Movies except with ponies and not squiggle vision. This is textbook by the letter Coach McGurk and Brendan Small and I love it
This is like a drunk dad rant
Actually pretty impressive how the audio sounds like it came from the VHS era.
The girl not responding to what a sneetch is is perfect
The “get over here” as they sprint towards Shady sends me every time.
The voice actresses for the ponies are so good! I’m glad you guys went with the same delivery and sound quality for these. Makes them all that more perfect and hilarious! ❤
Haha thank you so much!
Honestly this one is my fave so far out of all of them. The delivery is perfect.
Haha thanks!
The "I'm a Pony!" Line is destroyinv me xD
These videos cheer me up every time. I envy their youth.
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These parodies will always turn my face from looking like Ron Swanson into Gabe Newell in promotional material.
Haha
Big "coach Mcguirk giving an inspirational speach to Brendon" vibes, I love it.
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I just randomly stumbled across your channel, and these pony dub videos are hilarious. "Women" and "The End of Honeysuckle" are my favorites, I've just been watching those two over and over again; finding a video so hilarious that I watch it over again and come back the next day to keep watching is something that only happens up to ten times per year, so this is high praise from me. I really hope you keep making more!
Wow, thanks so much! Those are two of my favorites too. XD Its enormous fun making these! Its a bit hard to write them sometimes but I definetly intend on making many many more!
I'm obsessed with these videos. I never expect the dialogue to be as realistic as it is!! This sounds like a conversation I'd overhear at a restaurant and I love it
Haha thank you 🥰🥰
I just watched Games Ponies Play, yesterday. This eight-year-old went the full mile of mentally breaking a three-year-old that Dash barely scratched when she yelled at that one child.
Lol poor kid
In the actual show Molly and shady are actually friends and get along great. They do go through some traumatizing shit, actually every character In G1 does similar to how most G4 characters went through trauma.
@@lunakingsley.7247 ??? The.. parody video? Or the comment that was actually referring to g4? What are you talking about
@@sleepykoinu both G1 and G4 have a lot of events that would normally traumatizes people in those situations, and that's without including their story books and comics.
@@lunakingsley.7247 I’ve watched G4. Can you remind me of what was traumatizing about it? I’m sure there’s a couple of moments, but maybe I’m so used to more mature series that the idea trauma can stem from the world of MLP is insane to me lol. Same for G1. I’d like to know more as well.
Clearly it’s been too long.
shady just wanted a hug and this is what she got
She got hugged by the *truth.*
Perfectly captured the "useless pep talk that is just projected misery". This pairs well with your more recent video where Shady is just doomsdaying over everything, and eventually everyone gets tired of it and blows up at her and confirms that everything bad she is perceiving IS her fault like she was worried about, and is content to wallow in her misery. We all know a Shady, and are both sick of her and take pity on her.
Oh my god I adore the delivery and writing for every video yall drop. Genuinely makes me smile
Aw well thank you very much! I adore the writing and crafting of them. 🥰🥰🥰
This video has given me the habit of answering friends in a slightly upset voice with "I'm a pony" any time I don't know the answer to the question.
Amazing XD
I still forget that this is all a parody bc the voice acting is so good
The implication that getting pigtails is a permanent, lifelong decision
8 year old logic!
These videos are so funny, the pauses, timing and voice acting, they all go together so well
Thank you! 🥰🥰
this stuff is sooo good! Keep the g1 nostalgia train rollin, scooterrix!
More to come ;)
Girl talks about her pigtails as if they were tattoos 😂
I like the annoyed pause after she asks what are sneetches
This is straight up a conversation between Coach McGuirk and Brendon Small, but with MLP characters.
This dialogue feels pulled straight from Home Movies lol
Half the power of these comes from the sound editing i swear
You may be right XD
These give me so much joy every time I see a new MLP clip from you all. I was having a really shitty day today and watching this had me crying laughing. Thanks for brightening my day.
Oh wow thank you! I'm sorry you were having such a bad day. But I'm glad we were able to make it a little better! Thank you for your comment! 🥰🥰🥰
It's true. By third grade, it's pretty much all over.
Wonderful Coach McGuirk energy coming from Little Molsen.
I love like she jumps to giving shady advices just before she tells her her problem😄
My brain reformed itself.
The damage is stil there.
I love that you could show this edit to someone in the 80s and all the humor would still land xD
0:46 has genuinely helped me so much with my suicidal thoughts these days. every time i start feeling like i should end it i remember that im only 21 and i sound like that.
Oh goodness. Well I'm glad that you have found it helpful. I'm very sorry that you're going through that. ❤
Well that was certainly one hell of a pep talk. lol
Another spectacular and outstanding previous gen mlp vid Scootertrix I absolutely love it! Once again a masterpiece has been created and everyone did a fantastic job bringing it to life! Truly marvelous work guys!!!
Thank you so much! You are always so kind 🥰🥰🥰
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Love how this is giving like mid 2000's dub / flash animation vibes.
these are so well done, my body needed a laughter break from everything i'm navigating and after tears of laughter, subscribed :D ! i appreciate how well synched your voices are with the characters!
Thank you so much! I'm glad you're enjoying them! 🥰🥰🥰
"You ever finger paint Shady?"
Ok but i forgot how actually adorable the ponies look in this.
Yes! Their strange grubbyness adds so much to their charm!
This feels like a Home Movies Coach McGuirk bit and I love it
impeccable comic timing as usual, I love this series.
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big Coach McGuirk energy. Makes me laugh every time, multiple times.
I remember being like 10 and thinking i was jaded it probably sounded exactly like this