Wait, I must have misread this. Is this... a comment talking about the real Tomar? As in, not a made up accusation about his awful crimes? *sighs, pulls out Desert Eagle* I'm gonna ask you to leave now.
That’s to cover up his rage at the fact she distracted him with a home cooked meal. Knowing Tomar, he definitely slammed that plate to the floor and forced Jaxy to clean it up
jaxxy got thr famous tomar look after she whimpered in with the 5 course meal he made her make. she saw his pissed off expression and left to call her mom for one last goodbye in case tomar doesn't stop the beating soon enough this time
I mean its basically one of the most well known modern military tactics. Its been used very successfully since D-Day and is often credited as one of the finishing blows against the third reich
Ahh shit another crystal-less match wtf are they thinking anymore I hate this fucking channel, first wormless now 0 crrystls?? Don't make me laugh oneyplays this is the last straw as they say...
@@-AAA-147 um erm actually um erm uh herm uh erm well see um erm actually um thats not erm erm not even true? uh yea I dont think thats even true um erm
@@-AAA-147 actshuly... I'm not gonna leave, it was a prank, a troll if you will, but maybe you... I'll rephrase......... How does the bait taste? >:) You are in my control for I'm the smartzords and you are the turbodumb
@@thundercockjackson that actually sounds like a hilarious plot to a Smiling Friends episode: helping some nasty little character come to terms with their stubborn and sarcastic tape worm
Maybe your worms don’t but my worms aren’t just any worms my worms are the best me worm water polo team also just got a gold medal in the wormlypics so yeah think before you speak
I'm still waiting for the Joshua Tomar deposition video, where the guy asks "Is it true sir that you have what's been described as an egg shaped heart?" and Tomar grabs him with one of his many arms and says "nobody brings up the heart" and eats the reporter like corn on the cob
Just like those two tapeworms you told me about. Called them your little wombbabies and said it's an honor to feed them. It's not cool dude, that was fucking messed up
@@horsepaste dude what would you do just have them fucking starve? Its also not as fucked up as when you took that dog from that little girl and snapped its neck right in front of her really fucked up dude
"Hey tomar i brought you some fucking FOOD" screeches Jaxxy, as she hurls a can of spaghetti at Tomar's bald pate, making him absolutey shit the bed at worms.
Look around you There are many things to see That some would say Could never be These things I know It's true and I will tell you so They are there to see For you and me Trolls, and wizards, and fairy kings Birds that talk and fish that sing And if your heart is true Then you will find them too In every wish and dream and happy home You will find the kingdom of the gnomes
These worms changed my FREAKING LIFE dude... Like I didnt even know that life had meaning until these little gooey slimey fellas came into my life. Thank you little worms
I'll never forget hypocrite Tomar with a big shit eating grin on his face violating the Underdog Treaty as Chris screamed for mercy in the last worms series.
While I like this episode it disappoints me that they did not include the scene of tomar talking about how much he loves spirit science then after Lyle said that spirit science was stupid he grabbed Lyle’s iconic eye and split it into two eyes.
“A worm slithers into a bar:” Worm: *Moist noises* Bartender: “Will that be all?” Worm: *Moist noises* “And the bartender poured the gentleman a brimming mug of rotten vegetables and mud...”
Woo, boy. Zach certainly tickled me with his crazy antics this time. You boys better tie him up in a leash for next time or there will be trouble, you dang crazy kids.
This may look like a game to you but this is actually Tomar's backyard, he grows these worms and then pretends they're Chris, Lyle and Zack as he picks a group of worms favored by him and ruthlessly orders them to slaughter the rest.
Tomar, once again showing how heartless he is. It's just a game with friends Tomar. You don't have to threaten yo kill them to win. It's just a game, Tomar. It's just a game.
Tomar will often bring his iconic revolver to recording sessions and when his worm is targeted, he will put his gun to the nearest persons head and ask his catchphrase “do you believe in god?”
I'm pretty sure tomar wrote david the gnome, the tagline is "tiny, ancient gnomes perform feats of strength" and I am shaken at the audacity of tomars self insert there, even using his deadname david as the titular main character
The irony, that I did a group at a course today that I legit believe was a cult, and then we get the spirit science map in worms on Oney plays, coincidence, I think not.
I think about that one time Oney and the gang said "smoke monkey" then everyone paused for a couple seconds wondering if they'd said an established racial slur while making up goofy words. I was surprised to find out they hadn't. I think about it a lot.
Worms is such a underrated party game, I have enjoyed this game immensely since my childhood... and even the most recent rendition WMD brought me back. NO, WORMS ROYALE DOES NOT COUNT! IT IS PURE BLASPHEMY!!!
Seeing another worms video being uploaded is like waking up to see that your dog is still alive and well. You know it can't last forever no matter how much you want it to, but you are grateful for each and everyday it's there's for you. thank you guys.
That intro worm joke where Zach says Lyle rolls his head back is so goddamn funny. It’s so funny I can’t even think of anything else to say in this comment because I know it won’t be as funny as that joke.
My heart squirms around like a worm anytime I hear the nose. The doctors say it’s terminal, but I don’t like airports so I’ll assume it’s real life L.O.V.E.
Tomar really just said " I am in the middle of carrying a worms game about to close it out, and my bra-less wife brings me a sandwich (not asked for) with chips as I get a double kill"
I like how at the end of the hospital video Jordan just admitted he didn't know what he was talking about when it came to the proper way of healing and ended the video right there. Making the whole illegal "infiltration" into the hospital completely pointless.
I just finished watching all the old videos so its really cool they just started making new ones. Idk why but its seriously one of my favorite games to watch them play. I definitely like that its all of them playing at once too and not just single player
Alright, this is definitely a simulation. I haven't heard anyone talk about gummi bears for years, me and cartridgeblowers were harassing tomar on stream to play the gummi bears theme song, now Chris is singing it.
Ill have a video on in the background and theyll mention something completely random that I see mentioned on whatever Im looking at online. Happens all the time. No explanation for it. No point in looking for one either.
I wish I was in the land all rotten, mud and dirt is not forgotten, Look away, look away, look away, Wormi Land. In Wormi Land where I was squirmin, Dropping bombs is all I’m learnin', Look away, look away, look away, Wormi Land. Then I wish I was in Wormi, hooray! hooray! In Wormi Land I'll take my stand to live and die in Wormi, Away, away, away down South in Wormi, Away, away, away down South in Wormi. I tried.
these fine boys have inspired me to purchase a jar of worms for my personal usage. i will feed and nurture them as my own children for years to come, thank you for persuading me to care for such beautiful creatures, ones of god's creation.
Poor Tomar so genuinely upset at the insinuation that he forced Jaxxy to make food for him.
Wait, I must have misread this. Is this... a comment talking about the real Tomar? As in, not a made up accusation about his awful crimes?
*sighs, pulls out Desert Eagle* I'm gonna ask you to leave now.
Ironic since he throws cans of spaghetti at her when she's 0.1 milliseconds late from work.
Tomar walks into the kitchen
"hey jaxxy I brought you some FUCKIN *FFFFFFOOD*"
That’s to cover up his rage at the fact she distracted him with a home cooked meal. Knowing Tomar, he definitely slammed that plate to the floor and forced Jaxy to clean it up
@@KevinGsWK Now it was Jaxxy's turn to be like "hey Tomie, I brought _you_ some fuckin' food!"
The shoe is on the other worm now!
You could literally hear Jaxxy whimpering in fear when Tomar raised his fist cuz she distracted him.
I've been watching Tomar's streams lately and every time Jaxxy enters the room I fear for her life.
@@Owlero you act like jaxxy isn't a danger herself. She knew he was gamin with his bros and she interrupted as a statement of power
I can’t even imagine what Tomar is gonna do to Jaxxy after she messed up his worm jet pack
I feel bad for her. She only just recovered from the last worms video
Domestic abuse rates increase by 38% when Tomar lose.
jaxxy got thr famous tomar look after she whimpered in with the 5 course meal he made her make. she saw his pissed off expression and left to call her mom for one last goodbye in case tomar doesn't stop the beating soon enough this time
"When you interrupt my worms jet pack I go banana's"
It's very obviously justified. This is worms we're talking about.
Dent warfare has consistently been the most efficient and effective method of victory
I mean its basically one of the most well known modern military tactics. Its been used very successfully since D-Day and is often credited as one of the finishing blows against the third reich
@@Blubberbusen the key to the worm's power
What is it exactly?
@@Trexer2000 setp 1: make-a-da-dent
Step 2; hide-a-in-dent
Not a bad reference to the trenches in WW1, called by the soldiers "teh epic dent of awesomeness"
the sheep explosion double suicide is an omen for Zach and Chris' friendship in the coming future
He got jealous because he's not gonna be a main character in smiling friends...
you could really feel the tension between Zach and Chris in this episode. I think Zach might go on a "hiatus" if he keeps getting in Chris's way...
I READ SO ON THE CONSPIRACYPLAYS SUBREDDIT!!
@@islandboy9381 if that's a real thing, im going to shoot a 1 inch thick stream shit out of my ass into a ceiling fan
@@snailsaredumb9412 Its not but don't let that stop you :)
can't wait for the "hey, a worms armageddon complete series part 2"
No, please wait as long as possible
they didn't do a complete for armageddon, only reloaded
"...*sigh* Fine, have your Part 2 of the Worms Complete Series..."
Alwaysh after the wormsh, aren't you my shweet darling? *snorrrrt*
Why would you say such a thing
There’s a severe lack of crystals in this worms episode
sounds like someone's looking for a Tomar emerald
Ahh shit another crystal-less match wtf are they thinking anymore I hate this fucking channel, first wormless now 0 crrystls?? Don't make me laugh oneyplays this is the last straw as they say...
@@AsecasJavi
Erm, they hav Tomar emeralds in Jordan's sweet sack man's eyes. So, um, yeah sweatie go ahead and leave XD
@@-AAA-147 um erm actually um erm uh herm uh erm well see um erm actually um thats not erm erm not even true? uh yea I dont think thats even true um erm
@@-AAA-147 actshuly... I'm not gonna leave, it was a prank, a troll if you will, but maybe you... I'll rephrase......... How does the bait taste? >:) You are in my control for I'm the smartzords and you are the turbodumb
Jaxxy: Hey tomar here’s your FOOD! **tosses food causing Tomars fatal mistake**
JAXXY, NOOOO! AUUUGGGH!
"It's like poetry. It rhymes."
-George Lucas
His fuckin spa-ghett-os
Id be pissed too
Fun fact: addictus pornly is actually the guy they need to help in smiling friends episode 4.
I thought that was the name of the guy in there office wall
i heard his arc is that hes sad because he has a tapeworm but he learns to love it
@@thundercockjackson that actually sounds like a hilarious plot to a Smiling Friends episode: helping some nasty little character come to terms with their stubborn and sarcastic tape worm
Dude spoiler
@@spethmanjones2997 this sounds like sanjay and craig
A worm literally can’t walk into a bar they don’t have LEGS CHRIS
OH SHIT
Hold on... Doxxing Chris 😒😒
Maybe your worms don’t but my worms aren’t just any worms my worms are the best me worm water polo team also just got a gold medal in the wormlypics so yeah think before you speak
thats the final straw, chris is cancelled
A leg walks into a bar
ouch
"This is Vietnam, this is the best thing ever"
- Christopher O'Neill
"Women and children are dying, feels good man"
-Christopher "Worm" O'Neil
(fortunate son starts playing)
"Children in anguish kinda brightens my smile"
- Chris O'Neill
@@beefsnort "quote me on that!"
"Yes I did it! and I will do it again!"
- Chrischan O'Neil.
the current wins for these fine fellows are:
Chris: 8
Zach: 3
Tomar: 7
Lyle: 7
Draw: 1
im so happy worms is back
Zach is the true underdog.
Who is Draw am i right fellas?
@@globox123456789 I feel like Lyle sabotages himself so much more often, how is he so far ahead in wins compared to Zach?
Thank you for keeping the sacred records intact.
Oneyplays? More like Oneywins! Amiright fellas?
I'm still waiting for the Joshua Tomar deposition video, where the guy asks "Is it true sir that you have what's been described as an egg shaped heart?" and Tomar grabs him with one of his many arms and says "nobody brings up the heart" and eats the reporter like corn on the cob
Tomar didn't egg himself
@@BradTheAmerican right!? im so annoyed at people that still insist he did
*minecrafteatingsounds.mp3*
The documentary on this man will be longer than Chris chan's
We truly are living in the Kingdom Hearts
I will name my firstborn Worm in honor of this series
Your son will grow up to be one of the mightiest heroes of this generation. Take care of young Worm.
@Blind Prosopagnosic make sure to shake the baby to ensure he develops rumble features
Be sure he has an Odyssey
Make your parents disown you so you can change your last name to Orm and name your son William Orm, so when he shortens his name its W. Orm
@@MrKaktus81 THAT'S GENIUS
This wormed in at the exact right time for me…
Just like those two tapeworms you told me about. Called them your little wombbabies and said it's an honor to feed them. It's not cool dude, that was fucking messed up
My tape worm tells me what to do
@@horsepaste dude what would you do just have them fucking starve? Its also not as fucked up as when you took that dog from that little girl and snapped its neck right in front of her really fucked up dude
KC, sorry I don’t remember typing this… it must have been my tapeworm controlling me.
"Hey tomar i brought you some fucking FOOD" screeches Jaxxy, as she hurls a can of spaghetti at Tomar's bald pate, making him absolutey shit the bed at worms.
I was looking for this comment I knew someone would make it.
Spa-geh-thai
I haven't heard anyone talk about *The World of David the Gnome* in YEARS... what a blast from the past.
Look around you
There are many things to see
That some would say
Could never be
These things I know
It's true and I will tell you so
They are there to see
For you and me
Trolls, and wizards, and fairy kings
Birds that talk and fish that sing
And if your heart is true
Then you will find them too
In every wish and dream and happy home
You will find the kingdom of the gnomes
Do you wanna see the rabbits David?
Now a major Weinstein motion picture!
These worms changed my FREAKING LIFE dude... Like I didnt even know that life had meaning until these little gooey slimey fellas came into my life. Thank you little worms
@Nute 44 totally big guy
I'll never forget hypocrite Tomar with a big shit eating grin on his face violating the Underdog Treaty as Chris screamed for mercy in the last worms series.
Jaxxy will have to spend another week in the maggot pit for distracting Tomar while he was playing worms
I cannot believe this. It’s a Worm-mas miracle
@Hulk Hogan The Wormassacre
Worminemassacre
Werm egherd
"A Worm Walks Into a Bar" is actually the name of Tomar's manifesto.
Manifestomar
The Tomanifesto
My crinkle will be heard.
- the Tomanifesto by Joshua Tomar
2:58
the bugs bunny impressions sound so forced but so fucking funny i love it
While I like this episode it disappoints me that they did not include the scene of tomar talking about how much he loves spirit science then after Lyle said that spirit science was stupid he grabbed Lyle’s iconic eye and split it into two eyes.
I cant beliwve Lyle the one eyed guy has two now
I feel so lied to
I'm just waiting for the 2012 comedy special making fun of spirit science.
@@spicielinguinie5109 don't worry one of the eyes will be absorbed by the other in no time, like always happens with Lyle
@@spicielinguinie5109 lyle the normal amount of eyes guy
@@AsecasJavi It'll look like two waterdroplets merging
I missed my wife’s funeral for these funny worms
Good choice. The wife probably wouldn’t have been excited to see you there anyways, she’d have the dead energy.
If there's "Ur Favorite Rethra", then there must be "THIS PROJECT IS RETHTIRED"
Stalking your urethra
If Zack doesn't add a single worm in the second episode of Smiling Friends I'm going to pee in his doorstep.
Continuing to fill the worms-shaped hole in my heart.
and then th eworms keep blowing it up no matter how many guters you cover it with
you should get that checked out
That worm shaped hole is from the heartworm that you have had chewing away at you for about a decade, bud
I think the gang is onto something with this new "worm comedy" routine, this may just be the next big thing for the comedy world!
What's with airplane worms?
“A worm slithers into a bar:”
Worm: *Moist noises*
Bartender: “Will that be all?”
Worm: *Moist noises*
“And the bartender poured the gentleman a brimming mug of rotten vegetables and mud...”
zach just starts calling tomar goonmar out of nowhere, lol.
Woo, boy. Zach certainly tickled me with his crazy antics this time. You boys better tie him up in a leash for next time or there will be trouble, you dang crazy kids.
oh man was he at the kids again? i TOLD those guys to keep him away from the park i TOLD them
Zach tickled me with his worm
@@heggy_69 Zach can't help himself. Pray for our big nosed goblin friend.
Giant nose man
This may look like a game to you but this is actually Tomar's backyard, he grows these worms and then pretends they're Chris, Lyle and Zack as he picks a group of worms favored by him and ruthlessly orders them to slaughter the rest.
Just like the Old Testament God!!
"Goonmanian Gooner" might be Zach's most prolific, notable, and influential creation. Humanity owes him a great deal.
Fall of Romar just kinda... sliding gently into the sea after getting a rocket shot at them.
Tomar, once again showing how heartless he is. It's just a game with friends Tomar. You don't have to threaten yo kill them to win. It's just a game, Tomar. It's just a game.
Tomar succumbed to the darkness
Tomar will often bring his iconic revolver to recording sessions and when his worm is targeted, he will put his gun to the nearest persons head and ask his catchphrase “do you believe in god?”
Life is a game when all your friends are just pawns on your chessboard.
That’s exactly it though. This is all just a game to him, and we’re merely playing pieces to him
He's just castle-ing.
11:07 That was an exquisite attack. Not only killed two worms but also kept alive the underdog.
If anyone's wondering, the music during the "worm walks into a bar" bit at the beginning is Mall Rat by Jerry Martin. Off the Sims 1 soundtrack.
I'm pretty sure tomar wrote david the gnome, the tagline is "tiny, ancient gnomes perform feats of strength" and I am shaken at the audacity of tomars self insert there, even using his deadname david as the titular main character
The irony, that I did a group at a course today that I legit believe was a cult, and then we get the spirit science map in worms on Oney plays, coincidence, I think not.
was worried I was the only one who recognized the source material, that shit is insane
Truly a classic for the ages. Both young and old can gather around the tv to enjoy worms shooting and yelling at each other after an exhausting day
3:33 Zach plucks up the courage to ask an embarrassing question
I think about that one time Oney and the gang said "smoke monkey" then everyone paused for a couple seconds wondering if they'd said an established racial slur while making up goofy words. I was surprised to find out they hadn't. I think about it a lot.
thats so funny
when was this?
I think it may have been during the Bloodborne playthrough. I'm pretty sure lyle was there. It was quite awhile ago.
Soot boy. You're full of soot.
I can't believe Tomar makes Jaxxy cook for him. This is simply outrageous
Worms is such a underrated party game, I have enjoyed this game immensely since my childhood... and even the most recent rendition WMD brought me back.
NO, WORMS ROYALE DOES NOT COUNT! IT IS PURE BLASPHEMY!!!
I SOOOOO love the slapping and slurping sounds at the start of the video! PLEEEAASEE give me more?
I like how Zack says exactly what Chris says and it's 1.3X funnier.
1:13 the proud song of the wormfederacy
Seeing another worms video being uploaded is like waking up to see that your dog is still alive and well.
You know it can't last forever no matter how much you want it to, but you are grateful for each and everyday it's there's for you. thank you guys.
A worm walks into a bar and says "where's my giant peach, i put it right here?"
That intro worm joke where Zach says Lyle rolls his head back is so goddamn funny. It’s so funny I can’t even think of anything else to say in this comment because I know it won’t be as funny as that joke.
Zack “I didn’t know I could feel this way”
Me: *entire esophagus leaps into mouth from holding in a laugh*
I love that they somehow always manage to decapitate every character in their stages
THE FACT ZACH JUST BLATANTLY BREAKS THE UNDERDOG RULE TWICE IS SO FUNNY
I'm freakin smiling ear to ear seeing my favorite fellows playing more worms :)
David the Gnomar got me Gnomestruck
My heart squirms around like a worm anytime I hear the nose. The doctors say it’s terminal, but I don’t like airports so I’ll assume it’s real life L.O.V.E.
I'd like to point out that master of disguise actually has a 1% on rotten tomatoes.
A worm walks into a bar and says “hey tomar look it’s you”
I broke my leg this week and I just appreciate these new worms videos because worms don't have legs... helps me cope.
I cant believe zach has been stuck in goo the past 2 months
Zach making impressions of bugs bunny is both horrific and beautiful at the same time
Tomar really just said " I am in the middle of carrying a worms game about to close it out, and my bra-less wife brings me a sandwich (not asked for) with chips as I get a double kill"
Absolutely stoked to see the boys together again
I'm weeping tears of joy
I like how at the end of the hospital video Jordan just admitted he didn't know what he was talking about when it came to the proper way of healing and ended the video right there. Making the whole illegal "infiltration" into the hospital completely pointless.
3:15 Chris drains The Main Vein
So far the past 2 worm videos have all had run times of 1738 and I hope this continues
I’m like hey what’s up hello
Sigh. Once again Tomar enacts his foul machinations. When will he learn?
He got the idea, and that's all he needed.. He didn't quite get ALL of it..
This episode is going to age well after Jordan D’s inevitable crimes against humanity.
I just finished watching all the old videos so its really cool they just started making new ones. Idk why but its seriously one of my favorite games to watch them play. I definitely like that its all of them playing at once too and not just single player
Alright, this is definitely a simulation. I haven't heard anyone talk about gummi bears for years, me and cartridgeblowers were harassing tomar on stream to play the gummi bears theme song, now Chris is singing it.
or maybe chris saw your annoying spam and the song got stuck in his head
Ill have a video on in the background and theyll mention something completely random that I see mentioned on whatever Im looking at online. Happens all the time. No explanation for it. No point in looking for one either.
I am so happy that he came back to the Goonmanian Gooner. He didn't get nearly enough screentime on the last episode.
I'm so glad they started these again. I was planning on restarting the series soon and I will but got these new ones on top. Sweet
Seeing a Worms video gets me hyped but I still need YIIK: A Post-modern RPG to keep my life substance
I loved seeing a bunch of wascaly worms blow holes in patchman
did zach just make a down to dixie parody about worms? now i want a full version
I wish I was in the land all rotten,
mud and dirt is not forgotten,
Look away, look away, look away, Wormi Land.
In Wormi Land where I was squirmin,
Dropping bombs is all I’m learnin',
Look away, look away, look away, Wormi Land.
Then I wish I was in Wormi, hooray! hooray!
In Wormi Land I'll take my stand to live and die in Wormi,
Away, away, away down South in Wormi,
Away, away, away down South in Wormi.
I tried.
@@Steven_Andreyechen *sniff* beautiful
I love Zach
Tomar criticizing someone for reusing a joke…
Kind of ironic
I sure do love me some worms, especially when they bite me. Oh how delightful they are
Everyone was R-worded this episode holy shit
I’m gonna name my beautiful babet after my beloved lyle
I have just infiltrated the Oney Plays comment section
Just been waiting for Zach. Glad he’s here.
It was a long season of yiik and digimon. Glad that's over.
Oh man, I loooooove worms
Yeah Worms are alright, I guess.
I just rewatched the entire Worm series and I still want more.
Another Zach even? Perhaps I thank you profusely.
oh god hes learned to clone
It's been a not so easy time recently, thanks for these boys they make me smile
There can never be enough worms
You’re a huge inspiration to me and my gaming channel
Begone, worm
Worm squirmed
Come back, worm
Worm returned
HOOOOLY SHIT I THOUGHT IT WAS OVER
i am so happy the gang is back together for worms
Ah yes, another worms fan fic featuring Zach
I love Chris's persistent refusal to title worms videos in any normal or helpful way.
the end of yiik is our to rip, we loved being in yiik and we deserve to see the conclusion
I was just about to worm me up a storm, oneyplays... Thanks a whoooole lot
Very cool, although I thought tomars constant mentioning how effective and cool he thought concentration camps are a little weird.
these fine boys have inspired me to purchase a jar of worms for my personal usage. i will feed and nurture them as my own children for years to come, thank you for persuading me to care for such beautiful creatures, ones of god's creation.
thank god worms is back
this is my favorite series by far.